#bring home a tree

[str-dusts]

1/2 "Husband material" Assad Zaman in Apple Tree Yard (2017)

[pococurantina]

me, driving in hazardous conditions, like perhaps a snowstorm or fog or sudden downpour: fuckkkk i can't see anything, better go lower than the speed limit so i dont crash and die

the owner of the subaru behind me, flashing his lights at me furiously because he has places to be:

[dailyhtfboards]

Day 109

Today’s board is:

Ya know Handy looks really weird in this board, I don’t know why they drew him like that /silly

(From TV episode 12C Junk in the Trunk)

[xannerz]

au where dk street urchin hector grows to become a ztiri disciple

little wicked boy, come out and take my hand / i come from where you come from, i’ve seen what you’ve seen / come lay under my wing, fade into the night / i love you / i can save you if you believe

[marmotsomsierost]

the apricopocalypse has begun

[wilhelmsbee]

Missing wilmon! If found please return to ME!

[frannyzooey]

me again thinking about when joel said “go back in the house, Denise!” and how he encouraged his baby to hang out with the elderly neighbors and how polite he was in his replies to them and just how fucking respectful and neighborly and southern he was ❤️

[vomitspit2]

omfg it’s almost midnight here and i have to get up for work at 5 AM but let me compose at least some of my thoughts …

ok idia x robot girl! reader … hear me out 🥺

someone he creates to cure his loneliness of companionship in a tender way that ortho just cannot do; ugh i’m imagining a plain head just sitting on the desk, stripped down to the metal and skinless; him asking which eye color you like the best until it lands upon yours;

the midnight conversations as he builds a body; the pining from the reader (is it actual pining or are you just scraping the edges of desperate self perseverance so he doesn’t trash you like the other models); kind of dream-like transition between adding each body parts (like imagine yourself lying in a tub of ink — cheeks, nose, lips, a slight peel of your forehead visible — and eventually it all drains down as more and more body parts are added);

the first very touch of human flesh upon you; the cracked polystyrene blinks that you give with twitchy eyelashes; you siphon your romantic tendencies between a messy mélange of gritty 18+ hentai and victorian romance novellas; idia pours his damned and tormented soul into making you perfect for him and you pour yourself willingly into the image, designed just for one man <3

past midnight edit:

BRUH TO THIS SOnG

yeah to this fuckin banger

((past midnight edit again: there are really only two ways you can go with robot main characters: the building process or the robot being oblivious and thinking they are human (Ex Machina or Twilight Zone) i enjoy both sooo much))

[an-albino-pinetree]

Made some “Watch for the cat!” signs for the doors, this afternoon -v-

[feral-aether]

It's such a scam I have to live in this human body. Let me have my wings! Let me fly free where I don't have to worry about keeping up this mask! I don't care my wings might be considered edgy or emo with the black and red and white, let me have my feathers!

[broodsys]

helpppp

we have a cottonwood tree somewhere nearby-ish and where we live, airflow, tree buffers, all that, really causes it to just settle in and cycle around this area

it looks like fucking snow outside on the ground and in the air 😭😭😭

[serapheseraphim]

I would kill someone for a good fig. It’s been to long.

[john-gosh-darnielle]

all smiles, all smiles

[tchaikovskym]

My 2023 was wild, not in a way that anyone would use the term "wild" except me

[miriamforster]

Movies are like “oh stand under trees for shelter in the rain, it totally works.”

Meanwhile the trees are gathering the raindrops so they can throw a golf ball sized drop of cold water down your neck.

[isa-ah]

I don't think I can express to y'all how crazy blue going up mt silver to get red makes me