#brotp: cryptkeeper

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@dubcliq true to your new name

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i hope you had a great time at anime boston! lol may i ask you to do wrath for ask meme you posted a few weeks ago? haha just saw your dante response in the tags and I'm intrigued by your answers for wrath

I did! It was a crazy, CRAZY weekend and by the end of it I felt and probably also looked like the Cryptkeeper, but it really was a lot of fun and I hope I’ll get a spot again next year.

But sure, I’ll do the meme for Wrath! Let’s see…

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang | adorable Wild Child ™ who is cute as a probably-bought-at-hot-topic button A+ would adopthogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: HIS WIGGLES GENUINE ENTHUSIASM FOR LIFE. … Well, before CoS, anyway… BUT U KNOW WHAT I MEAN. He tries so hard to please the people he likes! And, if his behavior in the beginning is any indication, he genuinely has a natural sweetness and eagerness to him. HE’S A GOOD KID!!!!worst quality: … UNTIL HE JOINS A VIOLENT MURDERGANG THAT ENCOURAGES ALL HIS VERY WORST BEHAVIOR AND BELIEFS and Wrath is a sponge who just absorbs whatever everybody around him says and does, so surround him with angry brainwashed monster assassin spies and LOOK WAHT HAPPENS. Like man I could make a laundry list of worst qualities, Wrath pls.ship them with: Honestly the only one I can really see within canon is Al, they’re close enough in age that it’s cute rather than creepy. Neither of them are ‘innocent’ in the sense that they’ve both lived through AND DONE terrible, violent things, but I think they’d get to be normal kids learning how2love with each other, and that’s really important.brotp them with: My fucking kingdom for Envy and Wrath being together onscreen for more than their like three scenes, because they’re such a good negative foil for the Elric brothers and I just really wanted to see it actually happen instead of it sort of just being implied. I’m also a huge sucker for villain redemption and I’m super grateful for @ievakasku who RPs the Envy to my Wrath because it’s been hella rewarding to see them go from “screaming constantly at each other” to “shitty garbage brothers trying to figure out humanity”

needs to stay away from: Sloth’s physical remains. :I you didn’t think that one through honeymisc. thoughts: I’m kind of constantly in awe of how unfairly Wrath is treated straight from the beginning. Like, that’s definitely THE POINT of his story and all, but goddamn. It would have turned out so differently for him if the protagonists hadn’t collectively decided he was Evil At First Sighting ™. :(

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After today’s D&D session...

@dubcliq : Today is the nicest you’ve been to me, because you had to be nice to me for 4 hours.

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Thank you to my beautiful love triangle @dubcliq and @dearsheroozle. <333

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@dubcliq at 3 pm: I... have not eaten a thing all day

Me: .... Eat???

J: I drank water!

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WOOOOOWWWWWWWWW @dubcliq

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Installed Pokémon Red on @dubcliq's phone and subsequently broke her. She's been playing for the past 4 hours!

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"Xbox.... Xbox!!! Xbox on!" @dubcliq pleading with a powered off Xbox because she doesn't know how to work technology.

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@dubcliq actively biting a gift horse

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Me: *talks about logistics of visiting* @dubcliq: *insults me*

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Me: it's -2 F here I'm freezing to death @dubcliq: lmao it's 58 here 😘