#bruce knows two face flirted with montoya to get him bratty and snappy

[bruciemilf]

Hi! It's Civilian Bruce and mob boss Harvey au anon again-

Imagine Harvey's enemies thinking that kidnapping soft fragile, soft papa towards his kids Bruce Wayne would be easy and that it would get Harvey to drop them immediately

Instead they get this-

"we have your husband"

"oh? It's cute that you think that but he has you"

Bruce is already out of binding and beating the shit out of everyone in the background.

This Civilian Bruce has so much anger welled up inside him hidden behind sweet smiles and all sugary talk.

You would think twoface is scary but his husband is much worse. he has judo flipped lex Luthor, been in so many fights with so many parents and even villians, this man is pure anger fuel.

Compared to bruce Harvey is the sweet and collected one who has to carry his husband away from beating the shit out of the Riddler for "Making fuck eyes at his man"

He's also run over the joker multiple times.

I also imagine TJ being the resident vigilnate instead and that bruce loves to get lovey dovey with Harvey infront of his brother to piss TJ off.

Civilian!Bruce is a menace to society. That will be all your honor.

JEALOUS BRUCE. YES. YES.

Cuteness is what mainly prevents Bella and Jim from doing something about their resident wet cat billionaire.

Sure, Jim is salty he can't bust Dent, and that Bruce bails him out everytime, but he can't take it out on the Wayne boy. Plus. He's seen Maroni's hands after the acid incident.

It wasn't Dent wearing the thumb necklace, It was his sweet little husband, with red smudging the corners of his mouth. It could be lipstick. Jim doubts it. Its not the same shade Two Face shows off proudly, on his neck, when they take him in.

He almost looks like Martha when he's wearing red.