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*They’re at a gala and Damian is self conscious because Bruce is giving a lot of attention to someone else’s baby and now Damian is trying to convince Jason that he’s better*

Jason: You’re right, you’re way cuter than a baby. I’m gonna go check on dinner.

*Walks away, turns to Dick who was watching the whole interaction*

Jason: Sometimes I like to just toss a grenade and run away.

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Mamas Boy off

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A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

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If I had a nickel for every time I drew Tim insisting that Jason is a good person I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s sad that it’s happened twice.

anyways have some de-aged Tim angst

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Do you think Thomas and Martha would’ve made Bruce take self-defense classes of any kind? Or personally teach him self-defense

Martha DEFINITELY did, but a much softer version than what she had growing up; Kanes didn’t hold back on their grueling physical education. They practically own the “How to raise a troubled badass” guide.

Thomas is the exact opposite; He says Bruce wont need to worry about that. Why would he, with his father right there?

And then Thomas wasn’t there.

Bruce deeply understood how much his father loved him after seeing the state Gotham’s in; he also realizes how much more he needs to care.

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HAAANK! THAT'S NOT ART BY THE OP HANK! OP REPOSTED IT WITHOUT CREDIT! HANK!

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If it was up to me DCEU would have battinson and harley fighting over who gets custody of cass

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watching people insist that dick grayson would post thirst traps and tiktoks and overshare online and accidentally reveal his secret identity because he’s open and honest and would never lie as if he doesn’t hate talking about himself and hides from the people he loves and rarely directly says what he’s thinking

u fool!! u have been tricked by the facade!!! a graysons nature is to perform!!

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every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years

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born and raised gothamite combating kon's influence on tim's taste buds

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might be concocting some real HEAT 🔥🔥🔥 (I’m drawing anatomically incorrect fanart of Thomas and Martha Wayne as batman and cat woman)

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The Batman (2022) wasn’t sexy necessarily but it WAS horny and that’s because of the sheer homosexual force that was Paul Dano’s freak ass Riddler (affectionate)

I’ve come to the conclusion that Batman is sexy, Bruce is not. Bruce is PRETTY. Big difference

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Talia put her little boy in a Batman costume

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hal jordan to oliver queen

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"Red Hood's tits or Nightwing's ass" -the greatest thread in the history of batforums, locked by Oracle after 12,239 pages of heated debate,