#bruce struggling so bad rn: not all cops are bastards :)

[bruciemilf]

miles, and any of the other spiderlings appear in front of battinson and his adoption-sense goes off

he decides that these wierdly dressed children are now his. i mean it is only fair afterall, finders keepers and all that.

i think this is a funny scenario to think of

Bruce apologising to Rio and Jeff for adopting their son, " I'm so sorry, Mrs. And Mr. Morales. I should've known Miles had wonderful parents when he took off his shoes before walking in the house."

Rio breaths, looking at Bruce, then at Jeff, "Oh, I like him."

"Can I still pay for his college tuition? I was thinking Harvard, but the choice is yours, of course."

"I really like him."

Miguel smirks like the salty little bastard he is. " Jeff is a cop. Did he tell you that?"