#bruh has like two eyelashes of clearance on that mf
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so this oil company rep has been coming around for years and trying to get us to shuffle off so they can plop a drill down on our land right
mf came back about half an hour ago to interrupt our pizza and mst3k festivities
only he drove up to the rural foothills in a fucking pontiac firebird that is now VERY buried in wet clay
you better believe I stood around holding a lantern and ribbing him about it for ten minutes and not helping whatsoever
#i did give him the local tow guys number#hes not gonna be happy about having to drag himself out in the rain to yank someone outta the worst driveway in the county#literal corpo shenanigans what is my life#i didnt invite him in because we are doing drugs in here#and i thought I was a jackass for oening a rally car out here#bruh has like two eyelashes of clearance on that mf#yeti literally just fucked off back inside lmao
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