#bsmits

[anonymonstrosity]

This has probably been done before, but the thought wouldn’t leave my mind so I had to draw it

[regalbois]

just because i wrote something that you like does not mean you are entitled to my time, first of all, but second of all, don't beg for my attention when you shut me down over ideas about fictional fucking characters that you don't agree with. go write your weird hetero version of literal gay characters and stay in your goddamn lane.

[betamaxburns]

no one understands my intricate lesbian bsmits succession style fankids au where the most horrible rich children are pumped out solely to uphold the girlboss empire. they all have insane mommy complexes from emotional neglect and cope by doing drugs. only one of the kids is actually vaguely successful, the other kid constantly falls for crypto scams, and the other is an nyc art kid who cosplays being poor on twitter until someone doxxes them and reveals their parents being in the forbes 100.

[prollymad]

For the drawing requests, maybe a redraw or inspired-by screencap drawing of a moment or scene you love from a Simpsons episode? Not very specific, but I'm curious! Otherwise bsmits kissies will more than suffice 🙏

Don't know if this counts, but I paused on a bunch of frames during the "Oh no! The Germans!" scene and redrew the frames. (I love pausing on random parts of episodes to doodle down either one of the characters or the scene!)

Here are the 2 pages of doodles from episode 10, season 3.

[silvercloudedskies]

watch out world bsmits on the brain

[soberyinragingyang]

idk who else to say this to bc i don’t know many people who ship burnsmithers but if you’ve ever seen amphibia i feel like mayor toadstool and his assistant toadie have to have been at least a little inspired by bsmits. like someone on that show had to be doing it on purpose

Omg I haven't see Amphibia (yet?) but-

I just want them to have what these toads have… 🐸❤️🐸

[twixremix]

psssst trying to think through my next video, reply to this with a fandom/ship you’ve seen me post about that you’d like to potentially see?

[imsrryboris]

hi burnsmithers isn’t cool pls don’t ship it ik it’s hard to stop shipping if it’s ur comfort ship but smithers is genuinely miserable

like mr burns is a good character, not a good person. and the age gap. and the fact that mr burns is listed as smitherses foster dad on a ton of official stuff rubs me the wrong way. (and it should for you too)

oh yeah let’s not forget the biggest setback for the ship where smithers is at most fifty, and at least 36. and mr burns is 120. yikes.

tonk-the-tonk made a good post about it but they blocked me (i assume it’s bc i used to ship burnsmithers i don’t hold it against the blogs owner/owners i was a dick back then lol)

like when the show was made i doubt the creators thought smithers and mr burns where gonna be an actual ship. burns rarely treats smithers like a human being like that’s so sad :(

also a few of bsmits blogs are listed as yaoi which is literally just mlm fetishization ew that’s nasty

💫if you have to cherry-pick episodes where one of the people in the ship is genuinely kind to the other maybe it’s not a good ship💫

smoe is an actually wholesome ship and here’s why

✨it’s just not abusive and not kinda incest and not a super fucked age gap and they genuinely care about each other✨

✨also they have so much love to give and nobody to give it to. it wouldn’t just b a non-abusive relationship it would be a healthy one✨

[simpsonsaestheticboards]

Burnsmithers aesthetic for @ataeaf!

[p1nksong]

abusive ships..... are bad actually.

[malibustacy]

In 30 years of watching the show, you're the first Smithers/Burns shipper I've ever met. I kinda feel like Smithers can do better?

ngl kinda shocked that i’m the first person you’ve seen shipping bsmits.... anyways yeah a lot of ppl ship it and i think the general consensus is that the later seasons totally change their relationship from two people that very much like each other and their backstabbing capitalist ways to mean boss and downtrodden lackey which is... eugh...

i feel like a lot of ppl forget just how scheming smithers is early on... burns could have any yes man he wanted lick the boot but he likes smithers and the lengths he’ll go to for him and even the way they disagree... idk reducing it down to some sort of masochism on smithers’ part or that he could do better (within the early seasons i agree their relationship is so much worse later on but that’s the fault of bad writing in many ways) is so tired why shouldn’t he have money and power and the attention of a handsome old man? again burns clearly likes him early on and is affectionate towards him

anyways the real tragedy of their relationship is the alienation brought on by capitalism and burns’ view of all relationships as transactional along with smithers’ class traitor tendencies but we’ve all read the marxist burnsmithers analysis right?

[anonymonstrosity]

Burnsie isn’t sure how he feels about this… (he’s scared of how much he likes it😉)

I never know what to draw for background so here’s some mid-century modern designs to fill the space I guess lol.

Happy New Year!🎉

[regalbois]

This just an update, like a lil journal entry. I'm not constantly insane no worries, so what i have actually been doing recently outside of that is writing Penguin/Riddler and Catwoman/Penguin stuff. They're my own versions of them. I really like to consider Selina and Edward in a sort of duality, where Selina is more interested in sex and money as opposed to love, but she still does genuinely like Oswald and she's not desperate, she's just in a mood for some fun u kno, and that's valid of her. I think Oswald loves her a little, but in the way that he's fucking her and spending time with her, so he has to love her at all to feel capable of doing that. Edward on the other hand really does love Oswald quite a lot. Not to say "he doesn't care about the money" because he definitely does adore Oswald's penchant for fashion and general extravagance, it's very very charming to him. But he's far more warm and romantic to Oswald than Selina generally is, and he's definitely looking for a relationship. He'd really like to settle down with the old bird, be all warm and cozy and comfortable. Having lived his early life in poverty, the security of Oswald's riches is appealing to him, as is Oswald's ability to protect him physically.

I also have a few more Simpsons Burnsmithers fics I'd like to follow through with. Main one I thought of a few nights ago is Burns performing a wellness check on Smithers. I also want to follow up on the "wild west au", which was going to be an entire story but I might just do a one-shot or a handful of chapters. But before doing so, I have a handful of Westerns I'd like to watch, and also return to RDR2. My grandparents watched a lot of Western movies and shows as I was growing up and they're still watching the painful as fuck "Tales of Wells Fargo" and "Laramie", so I have been getting injected recently and I'd like to experience some "good" westerns so I don't feel completely ill writing the Bsmits thing. I'd only like to keep it historically accurate and check the vibes, which is why it won't be a full-fledged story because writing historical fiction fanfiction is honestly painful and not super worth the effort?? Only in that it just takes up a lot of my time and there are other things I'd rather write u kno

Ofc I've still been reading a lot too, I discovered author Kazuo Ishiguro, who wrote "The Remains of the Day", and I look forward to reading more of his works because they're very emotionally compelling and astoundingly well-written. Likewise with Vladimir Nabokov, as I did get around to reading "Lolita", which has played into some of my recent fics. And I'm also re-reading asoiaf, which is one of my favorite series of all time that I never talk about because the fans are fucking vile. Fic idea is blossoming from that series so I guess, given time and thought, I'll start working on that too.

Very very gradually I've also been working on one of my original stories. Set in my own fantasy universe, it is about an older knight being abused by his king; the knight falls in love with a fellow kingsguard and they escape together. There's a lot going on here and I hate world-building so I don't really talk about it because it's a character-driven story and as far as I can really tell people only want to hear about the lore that I don't like discussing. I'm rather proud of the world, really, but I just don't find conversation about it to be all that stimulating, and I don't find it useful when people take it upon themselves to pick apart something they don't truly understand. Anyway, this is like the 1 billionth draft of said story, so I'm just taking it sentence by sentence, and hopefully since the holiday madness is lightening up I'll have more energy to feel like writing more.

As for life stuff, it be what it do. I got my license and my car is fixed so I'm more alone now than before. I'd like to get a different job, but being sort of anti-social and incapable of forming bonds, it's not looking promising because I'm in a position I've worked very hard to achieve, one where people listen to me. Hopefully this coming year I can go back to college and select a painfully boring profession that will make me a lot of money 🫡 ciao

To end on a lighter note tho, i am getting some more Catwoman figures soon. Plus I have a Chun-Li and Beastars Louis on pre-order that I'm really excited for. I might also try to learn the trumpet. The real light of my life is my boyfriend, who I've been spending time with playing Final Fantasy 14 and watching some real good movies. He is also the cutie pie who got me into Batman, and I love him with all my little heart 💜🥺🤧 the end

[betamaxburns]

ppl think bsmits is about love it’s actually about scamming investors out of millions. monty would have run the FTX polycule.

[tandytoaster]

Last day of bsmits week, aaa I can't believe I did something for each day, kinda proud of myself, this was a rlly fun thing and I felt some good vibes Have some miscellaneous art

[silvercloudedskies]

i added one (1) additional lana song to the bsmits playlist and the entire recommended song list is now exclusively mitski what the hell did i do wrong