The Bangtan GC📱
1. Jimin’s Birthday🥳
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Synopsis: you (y/n 🦊) are in a members-only group chat with BTS 💜
Pairings: platonic! ot7 x gn! reader
Warnings: None
Authors note: this is under the same y/n premise as the other fics, and although the group will be non-specified ages in these fics to allow as much timeline freedom as possible, they’ll all be adults. Also this is not based on reality just what I think a gc with them would be like, just have fun with it don’t take it too seriously 🫶🏻 reader is gender neutral (gn) so read gendered honorific’s as they apply to you
***I also struggled to find a cute platonic nickname that the members might call y/n so I’m sorry if you find that “baby petal” is cringy!!🌸***
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🦊: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINIEEEE🥳🥳🎂🎂🎉🎉
🐻: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SOULMATE 🎂🎂🎊🎊🎈🎈
🐻: yah, y/n, delete that text right now I have to be the first one to say happy birthday to jimin that’s the rules
🦊: that’s definitely not the rules Tae, the first one who says happy birthday is the one who wakes up first
🐥: thank you guys🥹 Saranghae 💜💜
🐥: but also please don’t bicker on my birthday, I love you both equally 🫶🏻
🐰: actually guys I think you’ll find I was the first one to wish him a happy birthday… I posted a video message on weverse
🐥: thank you kook-ah it made me laugh!! Also you suit your glasses very much
🐰: thanks hyung🧐
🐻: I still can’t believe y/n-ah bet me to it this year 😔
🐹: happy birthday Jimin-ah!!
🐹: also ami bet both of you to it they’ve been posting non-stop so really this is a pointless argument
🐨: jimin-ah!!! happy birthday bro👍🏻
🐹: you’re getting old just like hyung jimin-ie🫶🏻
🦊: so you admit that you’re old jinnie-oppa/hyung?
🐹: yah respect your elders please dongsaengie
🐥: I am getting old 🥹 thank you hyungggsss hehehe
🐥: and I saw all of army’s posts, they’re so sweet 😪
🐿: jimin!! Happy birthday my bro!! Please have the best day 💜💜
🐱: looks like I’m the last to wish you Jimin-ah, I’m sorry I slept in but I got a package delivered to your door so hopefully that makes up for it
🐥: thank you Hobi-hyung and Yoongi-hyung 🫶🏻
🐰: a package?? I am intrigued 🧐
🦊: ooh we wanna see minie!! Send us a picture!!
🐻: send me a picture of it first jiminie🫶🏻
🦊: tae- be for real
🐥: a breakfast basket!! hyung everything looks so good thank you so much!!🥹
🐱: you’re welcome jimin-ah, please eat well
🐻: while the rest of us are left to fend for ourselves
🐥: come round to share if you want Tae!
🐰: then I’m coming to!! If that’s okay hyung 🥹
🦊: I can’t believe you’re all having a maknae meet up without me… I’m the glue the holds our maknae line together
🐻: …
🐻: y/n- be for real
🦊: damn this hurts
🐹: so the hyungs just… don’t exist then?
🐨: yeah guys feeling kind of left out
🐿: we’re all gonna see jiminie later though right?
🐱: it’s okay if we don’t, we don’t want you to rush your live with army jimin-ah
🐥: I’ll talk to army on live for a while but we can still get k-bbq like we talked about ☺️ I definitely want to see you all on my birthday
🐻: but mostly me right?🥳
🐰: nah it’s mostly me hyung
🐹: yah stop fighting for jimin-ah’s attention, he wants his hyungs attention today
🦊: does that mean the rest of us are getting ignored?🥹
🐹: it is minie’s day after all baby petal🫶🏻
🦊: crying in the corner 😔
🐰: namjoon hyung won’t ignore me
🐰: right hyung?
🐰: hyung are you there??
🐰: wow I really thought-😔
🐨: I’m here kook-ah do you need something?
🐰: just attention ig
🦊: I’m Hobi-oppas/hyungs favourite maknae anyway so…
🐹: we all know that’s not true dongsaengie… it’s literally jimin
🐿: …
🐥: …
🐱: don’t worry baby petal we all know you’re Jin’s favourite
🐨: did Yoongi just call y/n a baby petal…
🐹: yah Yoongi-ah that’s my name for them
🐹: I will make no further comments at this time, I’m against favouritism in this family 😤
🐥: and yet you’re not their favourite oppa/hyung, Jin-hyung…
🐿: ik it’s me guys🧐
🦊: I agree with Jinnie there’s no favourites here
🐻: y/n - “let’s have no favourites”
also y/n - *literally agrees with everything Jin says*
🐨: okay but am I anyones favourite?
🐱: you’ve got to be kidding joon, kook-ah talks about you 10 times a day
🐰: I do not!! Besides… tae and jimin hyung have obvious favourites
🐿: I know it’s me guys it’s okay🙏🏻
🐥: … I’m siding with Jin and y/n now, I can’t pick
🐻: does anyone want to come over and colour in with my new Disney colouring books?
🦊: can I come tae? I have new pastel pens to try out
🐻: pastels?!??
🦊: YES!!
🐱: wow guys this chat- maybe we should broaden our circle of friends
🐻: now why would you need more friends hyung?
🦊: you literally have the most friends out of all of us tae…
🐻: that’s not true… kook-ah has his ‘97 liner group WHICH BY THE WAY YOU ALSO BELONG TO
🐥: I’m starting to agree with Yoongi-hyung… the way you two were just about to colour in together now you’re screaming at each other
🦊: I’m still on my way tae tae-oppa/hyung🫶🏻
🐻: hurry your butt please but don’t hurt yourself on the way🫶🏻
🐰: jimin-hyung we’re sorry don’t leave us for new friends
🐱: no one’s leaving kook-ah, we’re meeting for k-bbq tonight and we’ll have a drink afterwards, its on me
🐹: let hyung get it Yoongi, it’s on me, as birthday gift for Jimin and to treat you all
🐥: oh right it’s my birthday ahah… see you all later!!!🫶🏻
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authors note: happy birthday jimin💜 and thank you for reading army! If you enjoyed it, a like is always appreciated and if you want to keep up with updates feel free to follow!🫶🏻
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