The best kinds of farts are the kinds that sound wet and bubbly and make those little weird, quack noises when they come from between your cheeks. Like you don't even need to part a cheek or anything, you can just push it out, and it makes those loud little *flurrpt!* and *bllbbrrt!* noises. Ooh even better with just bare cheeks. you get to hear how the farts just make the cheeks flap a little🥴
Went out to eat with my lovely girlfriend today and I was SO fucking gassy all of the sudden? Like extremely. I kept letting out silent, but very very bubbly ones onto the chair I was sitting in, and had to act normal when she was talking to me, like I wasn’t ripping these rank farts out in public. My poor belly was bubbling so much, I had to excuse myself to go to the restroom and let out the rest of the gas in there 😭🥴 what is wrong with my stomach today!!!