Ranking THSC Ships In My Opinion
Rules: No Proshipping ships are on here, (you disgusting people -,-) and I’m basing this on my opinion, I respect your opinion if you don’t agree. I’m also not including original ships in here, so no very rare ships and no OC related ships.
28. Dave Panpa x Kurt Dietrich
This isn’t even a shit…most of the time, Dave is literally tied up while Kurt is lying there, H-HOW DO YOU CONSIDER THAT A SHIP?! HELL, @lexi-the-demon-child EVEN SAID IT WAS CONSIDERED KIDNAPPING! At first, I didn’t like this ship at all because A, why would Dave want to date the guy that is basically telling his ass to shut the hell up. B, why do people think this is okay?
27. Henry Stickmin x Rupert Price
So this was going to be the very last, but Dietpan had to be the top, this ship is probably the one people are aware that I absolutely hate. This ship makes absolutely no sense, and I have no idea how people think this could be romanticized. Henry and Rupert are basically enemies. Not only did Henry get Rupert’s friend fired, he also caused the death of one of them. In ItA, Rupert was literally going to shoot Henry during the Sticky Hand Fail! Enemy to Lover ships don’t work in my opinion, and they could only work in the canon rather than the fanon in my opinion.
26. Dave Panpa x Burt Curtis
I have a good reason to hate this ship. The fandom portrays the ship terribly. First, everyone has to portray Dave as the Damsel in Distress and he has to fall in love with whoever frees him from his cell. Second, why would he want to fall in love with someone who is working for the same people that locked him up in the first place?! The ship is terrible, Dave and Burt are better off as friends than lovers.
25. Henry Stickmin x Burt Curtis
I think this ship would’ve been higher if the fandom wasn’t so disgusting with this ship. Hell, most of the art for this ship is lewd art! It’s hard to go a single search online without finding art of Henry and Burt getting naughty or just being used s3xually. Still, the ship sucks, it sucks so bad.
24. General Galeforce x Dmitri Johannes Petrov
No. Okay, what is wrong with this ship? A, old people gay ships don’t really make me comfortable. B, Dmitri is Russian, and Russia happens to be a country that isn’t as accepting to homosexuality. Plus, the ship makes no sense, like these two haven’t even met. I’d take it over the ships I already listed, but still…why
23. General Galeforce x Hershel Panzer
I don’t even know where this ship came from, it-it’s dumb…I don’t even know why it’s on here. Again, what is it with the gay old people? Galeforce screams heteromantic ace if anything to me!
22. Rupert Price x Sven Svensson
GODDAMNIT- Okay how and why? They’re on opposing sides for god sake!
21. Charles Calvin x Calvin Bukowski
Calvin simping over Charles while Charles is trying to maintain a new relationship, that’s fine! I even Headcanon that as Charles keeps getting simped over by Calvin despite being in a relationship. But as an actual ship…..no. I honestly prefer it as a joke than an actual ship.
20. Ellie Rose x Sven Svensson
Eh…I don’t really see it happening. Ellie and Sven don’t seem to be a good match up honestly too.
19. Toppat Stickvin
Okay, this might be confusing, but I believe Stickvin and either one of the two or both are Toppats are completely different from each other. Stickvin isn’t the same as Toppat Stickvin, Toppat Stickvin is just Stickvin except with fancy outfits and much worse. As a Stickvin shipper, this concept absolutely sucks. Firstly, what is it with one out of the two getting r$%ed by the other in this ship? Second, WHY IS CHARLES A TOPPAT TO BEGIN WITH?! I don’t care what the logic is, Toppat Charles sucks so much. I’ve only seen one person who actually did this ship right!
18. Ellie Rose x Dave Panpa
Again, I don’t know where this one came from. This one isn’t my interest, it’s fine but also just…they never met…and would they last long in a relationship?
17. Polyofficers
So just to let y’all know, I don’t know how Poly relationships work, they confuse me, and I’m not even sure what’s the difference between that and an affair at this point. And that’s partially why I don’t like this ship. So basically this ship is just Panprice but with the inclusion of Johnny Panzer. Shocking that someone who’s crazy over Panprice is saying that. I think my problem is the fact I’m still trying to understand how Poly ships work and how I just don’t think Johnny would date either of these two..
16. Charles Calvin x Dave Panpa
The ship between two great characters, yet another ship with characters that never met.
15. Henry Stickmin x Dave Panpa
Why would these two date? Henry basically f#$ked over this guy’s life…
14. Ellie Rose x Carol Cross
So apparently I got to be careful when I mention this part because the last time I mentioned this one and the next ship, I was called out because people thought I was against lesbians, yet the people defending me were my friends that WERE lesbian…..anyway, I’m just gonna get straight with this one, they never met and any lesbian ship with Ellie sucks and I never learned my lesson clearl-
13. Ellie Rose x Dr. Vinschpinsilstien
Again, they never met, and the ship sucks. These ships make you question if they were attempts at an actual lesbian ship….
12. Charles Calvin x Burt Curtis
Okay so this ship goes against a Headcanon of mine but isn’t breaking a rule because my Headcanons don’t matter here as much. I think it’s eh…but I see them more as half brothers and as I mentioned on the Rupert x Sven one, opposing teams. This isn’t Romeo and Juliet.
11. Rupert Price x Victoria Grit
This one’s eh for me as well, mainly because the shippers, but we’re not talking about them, we’re talking about the ship. They never met, and it seems odd to me that they would even date.
10. Charles Calvin x Victoria Grit
So this one is basically the same reason as Grice, but Grtivin is just slightly more excusable to me.
9. Polythreat
We’re back with the confusion of Poly ships. This ship makes me question a lot as well, and it’s very overrated in my opinion. I also agree with Lexi again because most of the time the focus between these three are Henry and Charles, so why even ship this if you’re not gonna focus on the other one?
8. Charles Calvin x Rupert Price
Okay I honestly thought this ship would be lower because this was a ship I use to absolutely hate, but the ship has grown to me because of @androidcharles. I’m not as fond of it as other ships, but it’s surprisingly in my comfort area compared to the other ships. I think the reason why I didn’t like this ship at first was because it felt like Stickprice, but with a softer Henry. But it’s grown now, I don’t ship it myself but i guess im supportive of it now lol
7. Icepick x Snowcap
Okay, these guys are basically married. They had at least one actual interaction, they had a great talk, they’re married. They wold be higher if the fandom wasn’t destroying my innocence by keep MAKING SNOWCAP PREGNANT AND GIVING BIRTH TO CHILDREN SO BAD AND HAVING THE CHILD’S HEAD STICKING OUT OF HIM!
6. Henry Stickmin x Ellie Rose
So this is probably one of the closest ships that’s possibly canon in the actual game. Henry and Ellie have, for the most part, great relationships when robbing the hell out of the Toppats and beating the f#$k out of Dmitri. To be honest, I don’t really see this as a ship as much unless the two are Toppats. I’m also not really fond of the ship children, usually I don’t like ship children when it comes to main characters since they lose all of that fun and crap they use to do just so they can take care of a baby..but overall, Rosemin is fine, I support and ship it partially.
5. Charles Calvin x Ellie Rose
I think I’m more fond of Rosevin because I’ve seen it more than Rosemin surprisingly. So this one is the better out of Rosemin and Rosevin. Sure they had like….one interaction and Charles seems to have favoritism with Henry (and I’m surprised no one ha realized that yet-) but the ship is usually portrayed better than most ships surprisingly. Like Rosemin, I support this and partially ship it.
4. Reginald Copperbottom x Right Hand Man
Come on, they’re basically another couple that could possibly be canon. The game makes it obvious that these two could be in a relationship, with how loyal RHM is towards Reginald, how RHM is basically Reginald’s go to, if that isn’t a possibility idk what is. I think the reason this one isn’t higher because I don’t really get the chance to work on this ship as much or get to see it.
3. Henry Stickmin x Charles Calvin
Shocked that this was in the top 3? Bet not. Shocked that it was 3rd? Most likely. This ship is another one that’s the closest to being canon. Henry and Charles had the biggest and greatest relationship in the story, how can you not say this is canon? It’s because of the disgusting lewd art, huh-? Yeah the reason hy this isn’t 2nd or 1st is because it isn’t perfect with how poor and gruesome the fandom portrays it and the earlier mentioned Toppat concept..but still, these two are one of the closest to actual be considered canon.
2. Sven Svensson x Burt Curtis
Call me a hypocrite, but this ship is better than literally any other Burt and Sven ship. So the reason many hate this ship is because these two never properly interacted in the game. It’s a good ship to me because, like I said, it’s better than the other ships with Sven and Burt since they all suck. Better than Pricesson, better than Rosesson, better than Pantis, better than Curtmin.
1. Dave Panpa x Rupert Price
These two have to be the best fanon couple in my opinion. So I just want to let everyone know, people always say when they don’t like this ship that they barely met in the beginning of EtP, but never really considered how Rupert was in high school and how he could’ve known Dave there, especially since these two already seem like they’re great buddies. Plus, they got separated after EtP and never see each other again, and the reunions are just heartbreaking to see.
That’s my list, tell me if you agree or not :D
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