#but THEN...

[wncestnoir]

okay but tell me they didn’t have that convo when john came back in s14. like… please. john and mary get this one rare moment together, and you know they had to talk about the boys at some point—and you know they were looking at sam and dean like “uhhh… is this normal???” bc let’s be real, their dynamic has always been intense, but by season 14? it’s like… on another level.

you’re telling me they saw these two grown-ass men—late 30s, still attached at the hip, communicating in that silent eye-language, backing each other up like no one else exists—and didn’t go “wtf is this???” like. come on. i fully believe there was at least one moment where mary looked at john and was like “they remind me of us,” and not in a sweet nostalgic way, but in a kinda “oh shit this is lowkey unhinged” way. like, they recognized that closeness, that ride or die, all-consuming energy and maybe had to stop for a second like… wait. this is kinda weird.

did they name it? idk. maybe not. maybe they didn’t want to. maybe they just sat with that uncomfortable realization and then looked away from it. like “we’re just gonna… not unpack that today.” but they definitely noticed. there’s no way they didn’t clock the vibe and go “huh.”

[saffron-veil]

I... I feel that some of those posts... may be a little targeted...

[yapwithkitz]

me literally 5 minutes into ep1 of ddba:

[muchtoocoolforseventhgrade]

[u-friend-or-ufo]

The vore fic is completed... Now..To post it or not post it, that is the question. Do I really want angry villagers with pitchforks and torches knocking down my door of my London estate... Oh what to do..

[bubaboos]

just watched the boy and the heron 👁👄👁

[okilokiwithpurpose]

me: time to finally pay that bill *deep sight*

me: *opens computer*

me: ok, a bit of tumblr first - to gather some energy!

me: *closes computer 45 min later* ...wait, what am I forgetting?

[sugarlywhispers]

the sudden thought of bakugou katsuki sending an audio to his s/o while at the gym, where he speaks IN BETWEEN GASPS AND GRUNTS AND EVEN GROWLS BECAUSE OF THE AMOUNT OF WEIGHT HE'S LIFTING WHILE ALSO TALKING ABOUT WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE FOR DINNER AND SUGGESTING MEALS OR PLEACES TO GO IF YOU WANT AND THEN HE SAYS, "Ugh... whatever you... mmh... want, baby, it's yours..." AND HE EXHALES FUCKING SEXILY AS THE SOUND OF THE WEIGHT DROPPING IS HEARD.

— I'M DYING HELP.

[ctrl-esc]

DO NOT wear a i <3 NYC shirt as a joke to a club in nyc bc you will have an identical conversation with every man at the bar and it will start with "hey i love new york too!" and progress to "you should get the birria tacos here...have you ever heard of those"

[bluesunsdusk]

"I am so very disappointed in this human all time. I thought it was impossible for those creatures to make me feel any other emotions than rage or a lingering pit of emptiness that seems to have made its home within me, and yet there he is, making me feel new things I've not felt about any other human in Talon before. Broaching new and exciting heights. How can humans be both so predictable and so... I don't even have the word for it."

[greenreticule]

I was first upset at the spider for several reasons, but then this toy chart just kept getting better.

[latias-eevee-hatori]

Me: Clears out several ao3 tabs on my phone so that I can actually work on reading some of the remaining ones

Also me: opens several more ao3 tabs

Also, also me: keeps attempting to reread the same 2 or so fics

[wings-of-flying]

I promised myself I wouldn't make this post til I released the first chapter of my fic but...

Why does fish and chips line up so well with The Little Mermaid?

And why was my immediate reaction: Hey, I should write this.

[friendly-merchant]

Julius your kink is being worshipped? Bet I could get you off 😏

It's only a kink in the sense that I enjoy it. I don't believe it's enough to get me off. It certainly hasn't before.

[pointedly-foolish]

saw your "to whom does your heart belong" quiz results and now the reason why octa has such a grip on you makes sense— HAGSHSHDH the ocean n its fish are following you OoOoOOoo

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDJSAJKHJKDHUAKJHJKDHFDSJFSD SHUT UPPPPPPPPPP 😂😂 I AM AWARE OF MY OWN SINS 😂 I DID NOT CHOOSE TO BE ROMANTICALLY ATTRACTED TO FISH but it is my cross to bear 😔

i have so much incriminating evidence against myself , like, can you believe my birthdate flower is the eryngium aka the SEA holly???????????????????? I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS

im just predisposed to being very attractive to fish 💔 i'm an ok looking human but a very handsome fish 💔💔 octatrio are down bad for me. they desire me carnally 😂

[dyns33]

Y/N : “So, a game !” 

Jake : “I have a game !” 

Y/N : “Yes ! Tell us Jake !” 

Jake : “Fuck, marry, kill. Marc, Steven, me.” 

Y/N : “... No.” 

Marc : “You can answer, we don’t care, it’s just a stupid game.” 

Steven : “Well... No, you’re right, it’s just a game, it’s fine.” 

Y/N : “... Why are you two acting as if I’ll kill you ?” 

Jake : “Why ? You’ll kill me ? Haha.” 

Y/N : “...” 

Jake : “... You’ll kill me ? For real ?”