#but dayum

[kunselxsoldier]

Yes, I watch the Sniper movies for science.

[voukkake]

This particular gif right here of Ferdie makes me feel... Things

[pietropudge]

“Breakfast!”

You woke up with a sudden start, the sound of Johnny’s voice in your ears. You looked over, and to your surprise he was already in your enclosure. Even more surprising was a pleasant smell of cooked eggs, and even more so shocking where they were in your enclosure.

Johnny was lying on his sizable stomach, churning over some meat. His ass was up in the air, and there were your eggs, laid on top of his cheeks. He looked over his shoulder at you. “Aren’t ‘cha hungry? Eat, boy!” He slapped his asscheek, wobbling the eggs on their nested place.

You rubbed your eyes and sat there for a moment. You hadn’t eaten in a day, though, outside of Johnny’s seed. You were starving.

You took a sip of water from the bucket, and dug in.

His asscheeks were an awful plate. The eggs had runny yolks and they smeared all over his glutes, to his amusement. His giggles and burps enraged you.

The eggs tasted good, home-cooked and savory. You gripped his asscheeks to keep the food from falling as you ate. You licked the leaking yolk from between his cheeks, parting them and even grazing his hole to get to it all. “Good boy, lick your plate clean…” he purred. Then he burped again.

You’d covered his ass in saliva with no trace of egg remaining. You wiped your mouth. The sense revulsion sunk in, and you felt shame at how you’d so easily degraded yourself.

Johnny turned over with another small burp, adding insult to injury with the smell of digesting blood burned your nostrils. “You really were hungry, hah!” He laughed at your clear embarrassment. “Licked it up right between my ass. I don’t feel a trace of it down there! What a good pet you are, boy.”

“They were good eggs,” is all you could fight back with.

“Sure were. Cooked ‘em myself for you. Aren’t I such a sweet sir?”

“… Yes, sir.”

“That’s right. BUURP.”

Dayummm! You know me so well😵‍💫 I absolutely love foodplay and incorporating ripe, nasty ass with it is just the perfect blend. The way his ass would add a seasoning unmatched to those eggs would be so good😮‍💨

[nightmarish-qeuwusha]

Fun fact about me

I gave up on like

50 or more Aus

I KNOW HOW TF 😭😭😭

There were like

Tropicatale

Art of darkness (yes yes)

Uptale

Hottale (Bliss)

Watertale (Fluid)

Yamitale

Fututale (?)

A random thing with space idk the name

And thats all i remember man

btw for Fluid and Bliss

Just WAIT

@its-paperd i know you know what i know 😎😎😎

[kashviiii]

AFTER EUPHORIA I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE ATTRACTED TO JACOB ELORDI BUT THESE INSTAGRAM EDITS ARE FUCKING ME UP. WHAT IS GOING ON.

[meownotgood]

Ooookay I know we have our gripes on dub Aki but for todays ep that "oh you motherfucker" sent something shooting right to my-

I haven't been keeping up with the last few episodes of the dub so I had to go and see what you're talking about and I... my heart actually skipped a beat JESUS

[euphoricfilter]

WAIT HOLD ON 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ JUNGKOOK???

[roughlytwentytwofrogs]

I got 5 hits and 2 kudos on AO3 in more than 12 hours, is the apex fandom really that dead?

[lunityviruz]

I know it's the bare minimum but to have apex NOT demonitize the lesbian character as she and her gf go through a rough time is so refreshing

[valcaine]

tfw when I wanna get actual work done on comms but lacrosse has. absolutely obliterated me today

[marxstradamus]

Let me suck ur dick plsssssss

didn't think I had enough followers to get anons like these 😳

[sousrantings]

[thebeigewitch]

It's so wild to me that apparently Small Bob has been around since TTC

[steffany-tan]

Alright soooooo-

You'll read little me being an nosy and curious little silly and finding things that make me feel like a terrible person ✨

Trigger warning lmao-: (c)orn game that has a whole ahh child in it

There was me, scrolling down on YouTube shorts, then I ended up landing on a short that was named like- "games that got banned from Google play store" in Portuguese, honestly most of the games were all full on violent or illegal at a certain point and stuff, and one game caught my attention the name is "lost life"

And the small description the guy in the video gave was: "it's a game where you do horrible things to a little girl after you kidnapped her" and I was like-

"oh, it's probably like that one pony game" that one game pony game where you have to take care of a baby pony but you can absolutely beat the living shit out of the baby if you want to,since the game was also in the same video, but instead of a baby pony it's a little girl so I went "oh if so, how bad can it be 😇"

So I went and downloaded it on Google, first it was a big pain in the ass to download the APK because- I was downloading the walkthrough and not the game and just then my dumbass realizes

But after it I start "ok, tf do I do?" But shortening the story I saw the controls and the name of who made it clear in my face, the start said "this is a game that's not suitable for kids and all characters on this game are over 18" the name was "l0l! Games" so I went, "well shit" but as my curiosity is big af, I went and tried to play, and the controls really showed me it's a (c)orn game, and the character is clearly a little girl 💀

Shortening it again if you "fail" she'll bite ur d!€k off 🤠👍🏼 best part of the game fr fr

The game was deleted for some reason but then I went to search it, nah that's just on me fr-

In the end I deleted the game, deleted all the cookies from the site I downloaded the APK, and went to watch "ordem paranormal quarentena " 😇

(also there's TWO GAMES, from photos I saw the second one is even worst, I won't dare download it Nuh uh 💀)

[riversrawblog]

Hello Mania

So... Missing a single dose of my medication made me borderline manic. I can taste it, man. I want to shave my eyebrows. Draw my eyeliner so sharp it could kill a man. My heart is racing. I can feel the excitement and anxiety building in my chest. It wants out. It wants me to post a thirst trap and jump on the first like. It's such an odd sensation, knowing all the signs. Being aware enough to refrain. But Dayum, I want it. I want to be on top of my game. I want that stupid, unmanageable confidence. I want to be the main fucking character, goddamn it. Am I okay?

-River

[emotional-support-waterbottle]

a while ago someone on the skip beat discord asked the question 'would Ren look good in the hideously pink Love Me uniform' and since I own a marker that is *exactly* the right kind of horrendously fluorescent, I needed to find out. happy halloween weekend 🎃

supplies: alcohol marker, fineliner, white gel pen, adjusted in clip studio paint