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[abombihoney]

Does this help?

OKAY SO: is magic in bug fables sapience discussion... GO

going to start by defining what i mean when i use words:

sapient: has some kind of intelligence and decision making

If it is whats the limit? why turn hoaxe into a tree?

uuuh its the everlasting sapling. is baby. wants to become tree obviously. would u like it if a dude ate u and then used ur powers to attack others instead of like, going and getting some goddam sunlight after uve been trapped in an attic for generations? why not just say fuck it and become a normal tree. normal trees dont have deal w this shit

if it isn't why did hoaxe become a tree, why do the artifacts stop affecting leif after they were obtained?

again, saplings become trees. but most likely bc the devs wanted to go with the "bad guy gets themselves killed" trope so that A) the protagonists don't have to make that decision and B) they dont have to think of something to do with him in the post plot

perhaps leif's magic senses just needed to adjust? like walking into a bright room, you just need to take a for your eyes to adjust.

the watcher points both ways

yeah thats fair. could be a magic robot. could be a guy thats being held together with magic.

Venus says sapience unless she was something before a goddess, which might be a thing with the secret lab room.

yeah its heavily implied that venus was created a few centuries back by the roaches in snakemouth. for. whatever reason. could be gados situation tho, where a real "intelligence" wasn't created, but rather stolen. mmmm thatd be fucked up

I'm trying to figure out how magic works because Leif getting magic via crystal, Hoaxe via crystal. Even the Watcher and Zommoth! But Venus? The sapling? The spider wizard? Scarlet? They don't fit the crystal trend which would point towards sapience!

why does a lack of crystal imply that magic is sapient?

But the watcher is an automation! Performing a task! If you need sapience for magic that doesn't fit the trend! And if you don't need some level of sapience, why is Leif sapient!

a complex task, could be some kind of artificial intelligence rather than actual sapience. "attack things based on these parameters" isnt like, real decision making.

leif came pre-installed with memories tho.

The Snakemouth mushroom enemies! Not any kind of bug or anything that matches any previous trends!

what r u talking about. theres other attacking plants. the chompers and seedlings???? tho i believe its implied that mushrooms specifically came to "life" due to crystal exposure. but they act the same as both cordyceps and lesser bugs in the cave, whose behavior it could be "imprinting" on or mimicking i suppose.

I am! Very mad! About the lack of clarity! And the fact! That I can't really analyze several characters! As a result!

sometimes u just gotta except t hat things dont make sense. u can either bend over backwards to make a theory that could slide into what we know from canon, OR you can just say fuck it and do what u want.

[princeanxious]

Okay so about three months ago, I got money for tutoring my sisters. I spent none of it for two weeks after. My friend in a discord server sent a link from stimtastic, saying he was planning on buying one. He unfortunately, underestimated shipping price, and is still saving to cover that, but! for me, shipping was cheaper and I got mine. Here’s where it becomes funny. I’ve always chewed gum, instead of the things most people chew on to stim before they get a stim toy, like shirts and pencils. So, I wildly underestimated my chewing ability, and chewed a hole in the pendant within the first week of having it. It’s hanging on my wall, now. And I posted in the chat complaining about it. So everyone keeps reminding me of it, and for a while my discord nickname for that server was Chompers (it was changed to smth else when I got given the bot role(by request, I promise they didn’t bully me by giving me the role for bots)). Sent a selfie recently in a *different* server and got changed to chompers Bc my front teeth are very big. So I guess the moral of the story is it’s better to overestimate then to underestimate? Anyways, now that I’ve said it, it’s not as funny as I thought it was. Either way, hope u have a nice day

I gib *hugs* to you, bc oof. Its a v interesting story tho!! And indeed it is very good to be aware of underestimating yer chew ability, but hey its how it be!! I got two types of chewstims because i had no idea whether i’d end up chewing a little or alot, so i got a soft chewstim and a harder chewstim, just in case?? Turns out I’m not into using the hard chewstim, but made the mistake of not getting the soft chewstim as a necklace like I had with the hard chewstim(i dont regret it tho, its a raccoon shaped handheld one 👀👀👀) so unfortunately i’ve avoided using my softchew stim because i’ve got no sanitary and safe place to put it when i’m not using it that doesnt involve fighting w/ a tiny ziplock, y’know??? Am v sad about it :(

Anyway, I hope you have a nice day too, anon!!

[sam-loves-fnaf]

Among Us (Ft. Male Reader)

The reader is going to be the Impostor, but how does on become impostor, is it cabin fever? Going crazy in space? or is it an actual alien?

I came up with an idea on how crewmates become impostors and I can’t get it out of my head, so I had to write this. I tried my best, sorry its bad.

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Your name is (M/N), and you were once a crewmate. It was a lonely and busy day on the ship, Skeld, you shared with others; there was a sighting, you all discovered a planet. Polus, that's what you and your friends decided to call it, then, the excavation started.

You were alone, doing your tasks until you stumbled upon a box. 'Who put this here' you thought, taking a closer look; it was a toy box, maybe one of the Crewmates left this; you remember that one of your friends had brought a child with him. You shrugged and checked the box; yes, you've seen this box before and know how many toys are inside; it wouldn't hurt to check and make sure that everything is inside.

Opening the box, you at first didn't see anything, so you leaned in and took notice of this strange creature. What the f**k is that thing!? Is it some kind of alien, a parasite maybe? Whatever it is, you should report back about the thing immediately; a sound snapped you out of your thoughts. It was moving and trying to get out! So you did the next best thing...you slammed the chest closed.

Or, at least, you tried to, but it was stopped but a tentacle, you tried, you really did, but your strength wasn't enough as the chest flew open again and it started to wrangle its way out. So know you have the next best option...RUN!

That didn't work either because the weird thing had grabbed your ankle, making you try to shake it off; being distracted, you tripped and fell. It felt strange, slimy, and uncomfortable; the thing was inside your suit! You could feel it climbing, you did your best, but it proved futile; it was an alien on a mission, and whatever it wanted with you, it wasn't going to let you go that easily. It quickly made its way into your helmet and was keeping you from taking it off. Gripping to your face, the thing made its way to its next destination, your mouth.

You couldn't do anything as it was already choking you trying to make its way down your throat. Once that job was finished, and inside, it seems that your body had a protest with the intruder, you felt like something was wrong, your body felt like it's on fire. You wanted to scream, but you couldn't, so you stumbled back to base "(M/N)?" You know that voice, it was your friend (F/N) and his son (S/N) who both ran to you, taking notice of the stumbling. You reached forward but fell that way as well, darkness then enveloped you.

....

......

Opening your eyes, you are greeted with the makeshift room that you occupied. You felt sore like you ran a mile; what happened? You and the others found a planet, Polus, you guys called it. Landing on the new world, an exploration had started, you went off by yourself and saw a chest. It was...a toy chest, wasn't it? And inside...that, thing, the parasite.

Parasite!! It did something to you, but what? Now that you thought about, you felt unusual, different. Taking off the helmet, you looked into a mirror, and you gave a look of horror. Your skin was pale, a looks like your dying, pale. Your eyes weren't their usual (E/C) anymore; they were red and glowed somewhat; on top of that, you remembered having two eyes, not six! A gasp left your mouth gaping, but even that proved to be a mistake. Sharp teeth, and when you say sharp, I mean sharp, it seemed, to you, that your teeth could easily break skin and bone you could rip someone's throat out with those chompers. Your tongue was long and sharp, touching the tip of your tongue, yep that was blood on your finger; it was basically a needle.

What...What happened? What did that thing do to you? Why is this happening? Why- you hear the door open, making you whip your head to see (F/N) who's now staring at you with fear.

"W-Who are you!?"

"W-Wait (F/N) p-please it's me! (M/N)"

"...What...What happened to you!?"

You told him everything, from when you went off alone, to when you fainted in front of him.

"I-I don't know, its probably t-that parasite. I'm scared (F/N)...w-what's happening to me..."

You told him, gripping your helmet tightly, tears glistening in your eyes. You slowly fall to your knees, all of your thoughts racing through your mind.

'What is everyone going to think?'

'Am I going to die?'

'Will (S/N) be scared of me?'

'How dangerous am I?'

So caught up in your thoughts, you didn't hear the door close and lock. You flinched, feeling a hand on your back, you looked up at the worried face of your friend.

"(M/N) calm down, man, breath."

You did as (F/N) said, slowly calming down.

"Don't worry about the others, just keep the helmet on and it should be fine."

You look at your helmet, it has a blacked-out visor that makes it hard to look at your face, you put it back on and nod.

-Time Skip-

Things went swimmingly after that; no one suspected anything; you all carried on with tasks and made it back to the ship, going on your voyage back to earth with your findings.

It was quiet; you and (F/N) told (S/N) about what happened to you in secret, so the poor boy doesn't get scared of your changes; the child found you cool, actually, which made you smile. Everything was excellent until the alarm went off; running to the front, it wasn't hard to take notice of a missing crewmate.

"I have found (R/C) dead. We need to find the impostor."

Dead!? What? But who would do that? The once peaceful atmosphere has now gone sour. Everyone looked at everyone, and people are getting suspicious of one another, causing a lot of discord.

As time went by, more and more crewmates dropped. You and the remaining crewmates are now sitting in another meeting.

"I think it's (R/C)!"

"What? Why me!?"

"You were with (D/C/N) before they were found dead."

"Bullsh**!"

"SHUT UP!!!"

It was complete chaos; everyone was fighting and yelling; you looked to (F/N), who's trying to keep his son calm amongst the yelling and finger-pointing.

"GET (R/C) OFF THIS SHIP!"

"WHAT NO!"

You and (F/N) watched in horror as two crewmates grabbed (R/C) and dragged him out, throwing him out into the void of space. The anti has been upped, everyone was losing their minds.

-Time Skip-

Someone called an emergency meeting, and like everything else, it was chaos. (F/N) and (R/C2) were yelling at each other, you were holding (S/N), keeping him calm.

"LOOK AT US, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!? I CAN'T KEEP MY SON IN THESE CONDITIONS!"

"WE HAVE OUR OWN PROBLEMS TO DEAL WITH (F/N) WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR BRAT."

Now that was going too, you tried to stop (F/N), but it was too late; the male had already jumped at (R/C2) with the intent of pain.

"GET HIM OFF ME AND GET HIM OFF MY SHIP!"

"HEY, LET ME GO!!"

"DADDY!"

"WHOA WHOA EVERYONE CALM DOWN!!"

"IMPOSTOR, GET THAT IMPOSTOR OUT OF HERE!!"

Everyone was yelling, at least there was another that was with me, but it seems that minds won't be changed.

"W-Wait, let me say something first...please."

(F/N) looks at his son.

"I guess I won't be there for you...I'm sorry, but be good too (M/N), okay? I love you, son, happy Birthday."

"*hic* daddy, don't go *hic*."

(F/N) smiles before getting tossed out, you stared as the floats by, all of your memories with (F/N) has flashed through your very being.

When you first met him through your parents, you both got very close as you both grew up. You remember when he got his first and only girlfriend, it was like they were made for each other; they were together for years until they got married, you were his best man and was right by his side. You were there for him when he and his wife had (S/N), you were given the honor of being the godfather.  You were there for him in his bad times, when his b**ch of a wife cheated on him. You helped him gain custody of his son and went with him on this space voyage program. Still, now you stand here in the present, people have died, you changed into this thing, and now you watched your friend die not only in front of you but in front of his own son.

You felt a hand on your shoulder, making you turn around (R/C3), the one who wanted to stop what happened just as much as yourself and the boy who's crying on your shoulder. You smiled at her.

"I'm sorry about what happened."

"Thanks for trying. Hey, can you help me with something?"

"Sure, what is it?"

"Can you help me make a cake?"

You see, the female astronaut tilts her head but nods anyway."

-Time Skip-

You brought the cake to the cafeteria where the child was sitting. Said child was looking down at the table; you sat the cake down in front of him; you know that the female astronaut is behind you watching. You softly hum and sadly start to sing.

"Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear (S/N)...Happy Birthday to you...I'm so sorry (S/N)...I'm sorry."

You can hear the gasp from the female who now took in the situation. You got up and sat back down beside the child, hugging him closely, not noticing the way the female has her hands clenched into fists with a newfound hatred for that man that threw out (F/N).

After a while, you went walking while (S/N) was sleeping. Shuffling, you heard shuffling, speeding up, you ran into what seemed to be a fight; the female astronaut and (R/C4) were fighting, the female having the knife was winning. She killed (R/C4) as (R/C2) walked in and yelled at her in surprise. An argument started, which escalated into another fight. The discussion was about (S/N) and (F/N) how (R/C1) threw out the father on his son's Birthday and for no reason as well.

You watch as the female crewmate was beaten down and is now being left there to die. Now it was you, (S/N), (R/C1), and (R/C5)

"That's enough, we are finding that brat and getting rid of him."

They are planning to kill (S/N), no, no, you will not let that happen; he's the only thing that can keep you sane on this rollercoaster of bullsh**.  That can't happen, it won't happen. Wrong, you feel wrong; a growl bubble up from your throat and you the middle of your suit ripped, a mouth that was just like your own opened up; stumbling into the room, everyone looked at you, their faces turned into horror.

You stumbled in the room and removed your helmet, the thought of (S/N) dying has pushed you over the edge.

"You're not touching a hair on his head." You growled lowly, with a glare. You attacked.

Rip and Tear, Rip and Tear, the screams are music to you, the blood sprayed the walls and floors as (R/C1), and (R/C5) dies. You calmed down and blinked, looking around, you started to shake.

"Hey, Hey...calm down."

It was the female astronaut.

"I need to tell you something...please take off your helmet."

You did what the dying woman wishes and take off your helmet. Looking at her, your eyes staring at her.

"There's an escape pod on this ship, use it, get back to earth, give that boy a life he deserves."

You nodded as she smiles and lays there. Leaving the room, you cleaned up to get the blood off, packed not only yours but (S/N) and (F/N)'s things; putting them in the pod, you picked up (S/N) and went inside the pod closing it. You sigh and sat at the chair and push the launch button, as you both are now heading for earth. You are going to raise (S/N) for (F/N) and for (R/C3), and no ones gonna stop you if anyone wants to get in the way...

Well, they are just going to have to pry the boy from your cold dead hands.

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Headcanons for this story:

Headcanon 1-To be the impostor the parasite will have to get your body, based on how you are as a person can change. You can be yourself, but have the parasite change your body, or the parasite takes over.

Headcanon 2-The second Impostor is just someone who has gone crazy.

Headcanon 3-The Impostor can breath Oxygen, but it will make them lose breath quicker than it is when they are on the planet Polus.

Headcanon 4-Its hard, but they can look human.

Headcanon 5-There’s a black line in the middle of your stomach, that’s where the skin rips open for the mouth.

Headcanon 6-You can eat with your own mouth or the one on your stomach, either way nothing changes.

Headcanon 7-Get too mad and you may foam at the mouth, don’t ask why.

Headcanon 8-You can also eat people or eat food, either or is sustainable for you

Headcanon 9-I might make OC's based on the reader, (F/N), (S/N), and (F/N)'s wife

[statcheckd]

---- @bestconqueror​ said: At first, there is nothing aside from a small increase in the room's temperature... but, seemingly in an instant, that temperature quadruples- specifically coming from behind the poor girl, before being quickly followed by massive, warm hands settling on her shoulders and hot breath landing heavily on her neck, Made even worse if she turns her head, only to be met with a large, toothy grin. "Boo." Is this how Dahlia flirts? Who knows. Ash is getting flustered one way or another, that's for sure.

---- Here she is, just minding her own business. Writing away in that journal of hers. You know, the entire reason she’s ‘attending’ this school in the first place, despite the amount of times she’s been pinned to a wall suggesting otherwise. No, she’s here to gather info on monster culture, to take notes on how these guys live their lives, and- Oh, god damn it. The room is getting hotter. Before her ‘bullshittery’ senses can fully kick in to warn her of approaching nonsense, there were already hands on her shoulders.

      The breath that followed felt like it came out of a radiator, or a PC from the 80′s trying to play Cyberpunk 2077 on the highest graphics settings. Either which way, it was fucking HOT, and not in the sexy way, just the normal temperature way. Of course, Ash turns her head to see what exactly was breathing proverbial fire down the back of her neck, only to come face-to-face with Dahlia, showing off her chompers.

      It’s embarrassing, but she ACTUALLY jumped out of her seat and screamed at fucking ‘Boo’. Yes, the word that’s used to scare toddlers just made Ash shriek like the very banshees that (probably) coined the term in the first place. I don’t know about ‘flustered, but’- oh, she fainted. Literally fainted.

      At any rate, uh... is that a win? People faint when they’re flustered, right? Sure! Take that one as a W, Dahlia. Don’t think too hard about it!

[not-so-secretly-alexandra]

Unicorn Obsession

Summary: Steve and Bucky brought you to a theme park. They loved bringing you everywhere and seeing you happy. But what happens when you become all gloomy?

Prompt: "That's it, we're going back for that unicorn."

A/N: Sorry my entry is delayed. I have no excuse. @mal-functioning-writer , it's still for you though... #Mals3kStash

Word count: I have no idea I'm sorry

This is my first time writing. + I've been a perfectionist. So, I hope you enjoy it!

This is as close as I could get to what I imagined... ⬇⬇⬇

"Hey, (Y/N)! What do you wanna do next?" Bucky gleamed. 

You were at the theme park. Steve had gone to buy some snacks while you and Bucky tried out every booth you could come across.

You were like a little sister to Bucky and Steve. They loved hanging out with you. They loved making you happy. They basically adopted you after meeting you. They found you in one of Stark's foundations and they became sort of the ones who take care of you now. 

***

You've never been to one, so they found a local carnival for you to go to. 

You rode the carousel. Watched the both of them play balloon pop and that hammer game, which ended up leaving a little competition between Steve and Bucky.You enjoyed watching because, you had to admit, you had a crush on both soldiers. But you were merely a teenager. So that didn't really matter a lot. You were having the best time. 

...

You practically begged for Steve to try face painting. You loved trying out new things, and you loved doing it with them. But in all his seriousness, all you got was 'no'. 

"I'm gonna go get us food." The super soldier said as he, kind of, ran off to avoid being done to him what you have been begging him about for the last 5 minutes. 

"Umm... wow. Is getting your face painted really that bad?" You asked Bucky who only hummed back, he wasn't really paying attention to you. He was enjoying the brush strokes, the wet paint that felt cold against his skin. You chuckled at his response. 

"Wow you really find that relaxing, huh?" You muttered under your breath, "Meanwhile, the other guy wouldn't even--" 

"W-what? You said something?" He flinched, startling the person who was putting on the paint. They huffed. They're  probably intimidated by now. You've been nudging Bucky's arm every now and then and it's become annoying. 

You shrugged and shook your head. You wanted to rant about how Steve was being uptighter than uptight lately. But the artist seemed too pissed, and just wanted to get it over with, you didn't bother. They were already scary beforehand. You took a step back but repeated the question anyways,"Is it really that bad? I mean, what's so bad about getting a little paint on your face?" 

They did your face first, then Bucky's. You had a little unicorn painted on your cheek. You specifically asked for the unicorn because it was your favorite animal. You didn't care that people thought you were weird because you still believed it was real.  You loved it, let them deal with it.  

"No, not at all. It's fine it's just..." Bucky replied once they were finished with his face. "He's just afraid, maybe,"

"Afraid of what? His face swelling? Welts?" You side-eyed him before turning to face him. "... is he afraid he won't be able to say anything patriotic because..." you held your breath up to your cheeks to make it look bloated and brought your hands up to your face, which only made you look more like a zombie. 

"Hey," you were cut off by Bucky giving you a 'don't even think about it' face. You giggled at that. He continued on answering your question, "he's afraid of not being taken seriously."

The paint on Bucky's face was made him look like a sweet little bunny.

"Then, why are you okay with it?"

"I'm used to it. And with what already happened, people will never take me lightly."

Bucky smouldered as he said that and you chuckled, finally realizing the sight in front of you. Never have you thought the winter soldier could look so innocent, ever. 

He had little bunny ears drawn on his temples, whiskers were drawn by the nose up to his cheeks and below his lip was white paint with black outline resembling chompers. It was hilariously contradicting to what he just said you wheezed. 

"What?" He looked so confused it only made you guffaw at the ex-assassin who was actually a sweet little bean bun. You never thought you'd see anyone purer for the rest of your life. 

"You're- you're so cute!" You managed to say as you tried to stop. 

But you couldn't stop laughing so Bucky just grabbed you by the back of your shirt and dragged you as he went on crossing out the list of rides for you to go. 

***

You played tons of games, went to tons of rides with them, but there were still tons more to explore. 

"Knock the bottles, win a prize!"

"Ooh, look! a unicorn!" You were making lovey dovey eyes staring at it. You pointed at the booth with a specific 24-inch sized plushie, "How 'bout we play that one, Buck?"

His eyes darting to the game then back to you, "You know I'm not good at this stuff..."

"Can you at least try?" You looked up at him with hopeful eyes. 

"We should probably wait for Stev--"

"Please," you pleaded before looking over the stuffed animal again, "it's so fluffy I'm gonna dieeee!"

"Fine, doll." Bucky went to pay and play the game.

...

You and Bucky were staring at the abyss while you were at the bench. Your head was on his lap, your eyes were red from crying. 

"I've been looking all over for you! Where have yo-- woah, are you okay?" It was Steve. He looked so worried as he cupped your face to see if you were hurt. "What happened?" 

***

"Arrgh!" Bucky groaned as he made his last shot, still not hitting the bottles thrown with his right hand. He threw his head up and sighed in frustration before he hung it low and turned to look at you, "I'm really sorry, doll. I'm out of bucks."

He laughed dryly whilst you chuckled at his attempt to make a joke. It made him feel better to see you at least enjoyed his company. 

You reached behind and took your money and stretched your hand to give it to him. "Let's go again?"

***

You explained only parts of what happened but mostly told him, "it's okay because you're here now." 

You somehow left the part out where the prize was a unicorn. And you never told him you used all your money. 

Both you and Bucky stood from the bench, taking the food with newfound hope. You gave him a toothy grin. Steve was here, he could totally win that unicorn.

"Thanks, Steve." Bucky gave a wide tight-lipped smile after biting on the corn dog.

"Bucky... you got- you got... buck tee-nevermind." Steve realized what was painted on Bucky's face. Steve couldn't believe his eyes. What was happening? Okay, so the soldier finally feels unimpeded. He looked free and happy for once. It really matches his personality when he's just not the brainwashed Winter Soldier. He shook his head in disbelief.

"Hey, Steve, thanks!" You said as you realized you were famished. If Bucky couldn't do it, Steve can. He's been winning prized toys since the beginning of time. You chuckled at the thought and continued with your cotton candy.

You were about to ask Steve when he said, "Sorry to cut our time short, but work called. We gotta get back to the compound. Tony said to meet him there." 

Your face dropped. You were going home. But we didn't get the unicorn yet.

"Wait, we didn't get that plushie yet." Bucky tried to reason. "Steve..."

"I'm sorry, Buck, but we gotta be there in an hour. It's important." He sounded as apologetic as he could. 

Bucky gave in, he knew he wouldn't be able to hit that target any time soon. And Steve, he was the one who really was needed there. Bucky was just backup. 

You had just used up your money. All you wanted was that unicorn. You couldn't just give it up, but you couldn't do it by yourself either. You wanted Steve to play.

Where you were standing, you could see the unicorn clearly. Steve didn't seem to have noticed your eyes on the thing as he took your hand and walked to the automobile, basically making you run, trying to catch up to him. He was in a hurry, you could tell. His 6 and a half being, dragging your barely 5 ft. height, made it hard for you to keep up. He was literally sweeping you off the floor. 

"But Steve, you could do it."

"Whatever it is, we can come back for it. Alright?"

You looked to see Bucky right behind. He looked to you and saw the tears threatening to spill your eyes. He mouthed an 'I'm sorry' and hung his head, eyes on his feet. 

"But, Steve--" 

"What?" Steve stopped in his tracks.

"...nothing." you said as you wiped your tears that were already falling.

"(Y/N), what's wrong?" he said seeing you already crying. Concern laced in his voice. He wiped the tears on your face. "I'm sorry. What's wrong, sweetie? You still wanna play? I could give you a-"

You shook your head and mumbled an,  'It's not that.'"We should go. You need to drop me off now. Mr. Stark is probably waiting for you now," you gave him a weak smile and motioned for all of you to get into the car. 

...

You didn't notice but the conversation you just had worried Steve greatly. You always gave way for them, even when there was something you wanted. You always just tried to let it go. But of course you had to mourn first.

The car was quiet as Steve drove. You sat in the back. You hid your face behind Bucky's seat, silently sobbing. You accidentally whimpered. You shot up before wiping more of your tears and pretended to hum innocently. 

But it was already too late because Steve heard you, and he wasn't having any more of this. "Alright, that's it. (Y/N), what's really going on? You've been quiet the whole ride!"

"It's nothing, really!" You nearly screamed telling him you were okay. "I'm fine, Steve!"

"You don't seem fine," Steve was raising his voice. "If you wanted to play more, I could have given you a couple more minutes!"

"It's not that, Steve! I told you it's not that!" you sobs were uncontrollable now that you were facing the situation. You never liked it, it gets you emotional over the smallest of things. Plus, the suspense in the little vehicle was too much.

Bucky took the popcorn from the bag of food that Steve bought. He wanted to help you make Steve understand this, but not this way. He figured it's time for you to explain things yourself. 

"Then what is it about?!"

"It's nothing, really!"

"Nothing?! Then, (Y/N), why are you crying?"

"You have to get back the the compound. Mr. Stark is waiting." You turned to face the window.

"(Y/N), just tell me what happened." He said, a little more gently. "What is this really about?"

"I didn't get that prized unicorn." You sniffed. 

"What?" Steve asked, completely confused. You wiped your remaining tears and giggled as the face he made reminded you of Bucky earlier. 

You sighed as you finally told him, "The prize for that game... the prize of the game Buck and I were playing, was a unicorn plushie. And I really wanted it." 

"Is that it? Is that what this is all about?" "Yes, but I really wanted it. And Buck tried to get it for me but you know that it's literally the only thing he can't do, even in the 40's."

Steve now understood everything. He knew how you loved unicorns. He also knew what trouble you would go through just to get another one for your collection. And a unicorn like that, he knew you weren't kidding.

Steve glanced at Bucky and scoffed, "You couldn't have used your metal arm for it?"

"Shut up. You're the one who keeps on talking about being fair all the time! I guess you rubbed it off on me..."

"And now you're broke."

"I was just trying to acknowledge my other arm for still being here. I wanted to show that it still has its use."

The car was silent again for a moment. Steve contemplated. He felt guilty for not spending more time with you and pay attention to you more. 

"That's it," suddenly, the car drifted, you heard the wheels screech, you were on the other side of the road.

You and Bucky gave him looks of bewilderment. Steve gave Bucky a look that he understood right away. You still looked ever so puzzled. 

Bucky flashed Steve that wide grin of his again and made him laugh and shake his head once more. He won't be able to move on until he washed his face. 

Steve said, with his game face on. "...we're going back for that unicorn."

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[cookieundertherock]

BoulderCat childhood friends au; I'll Always Come Back

Ok so I got some feedback about some of you guys wanting to read my fics, so here you go, start with a little BoulderCat

Warnings: none. This is literally just fluff

The little boy had heard crying he was sure of it!  Poking his head through the bush he saw the source of the noise, a small girl curled up into a ball crying.  Her tiny body shook each time she took a breath as if it didn’t get enough air, even though it shouldn’t require that much considering the size of it.  Eijirou shouldn’t have felt compelled to do anything, he didn’t know this girl what did it matter to him if she was crying here all alone? But being the pure hearted little boy he was, he approached the girl.  Ever so carefully he extended his little hand. “Hey don’t cry!” he said big red eyes shining with compassion. “I’m sure everything will be okay, do you want to talk about it?”

    The girl looked up at Eijirou with a tearstained face and a pair of dazzling jade green eyes.  The little ravenette felt his face heat up. “Y-you have really pretty eyes!” he stammered. The tan haired girl’s face became slightly pink and a pair of tiny cat like ears fell back.  “T-thank you. Y-you have really pretty eyes too.” she said softly glancing away. Eijirou blushed a little harder and retracted his hand. “T-thanks. Um, why are you here all alone a-and why are you crying?” he asked softly sitting down beside the girl.  Her face flushed a darker shade of pink but she answered. “I ran away because my mommy and daddy love my little brother more than me.”

    The little ravenette wasn’t exactly sure why he hugged the girl, he just felt the need to.  As soon as his arms wrapped around her tiny form, he felt her stiffen. “I’m really sorry.” he said earnestly.  The little girl didn’t answer but she snuggled closer almost sitting in the boy’s lap and returned the hug. “H-hey!” Eijirou said suddenly standing up.  “I have an idea that might make you feel better! You wanna go see?” The tan haired girl looked up at him with uncertain eyes, but curiosity lurked just underneath.  Slowly she nodded and took the little boy’s outstretched hand. He grinned showing off his pearly whites.

The girl gasped.  “Y-you have teeth like me!  See?” she said opening up her mouth.  Eijirou curiously peered into her mouth and the girl spoke the truth.  Just like him she had some sharp looking chompers. The little boy laughed.  “You do! That means we can be tooth buddies!” The girl giggled wiping her small face off.  “Yeah we can!” She suddenly stopped and looked directly at the boy. “I don’t know your name.” she said taking a step closer a small tail swishing behind her.   “I’m Kirishima Eijirou!” the boy grinned extending his small hand. “I’m Muteki Neko.” she answered a small smile on her face as she accepted the outstretched hand.  “Come on Neko! Let’s go find adventure!” The boy laughed taking off still holding onto the the girl’s hand.

The pair ran a short way until Eijirou stopped and pointed down a small slope.  Neko gasped and her tiny hands came to cover her mouth. “There’s so many flowers!” she said eyes sparkling.  The ravenette grinned proudly. “I knew this would cheer you up! Let’s go see how many colors there are!” The two took off running down the slope hand in hand laughing and screaming.  As soon as they reached the bottom Neko launched herself off the ground and landed face first in a patch of bright red flowers. She giggled as she sat up. “Come on Eiji I found some red ones!”  The boy laughed and jumped into the patch joining her. “Woah!” he said suddenly looking down. “What?” the girl asked looking down as well. There in the middle of the patch of bright red flowers was a perfect little pink one.  Ever so carefully Eijirou took the little flower in his hands and leaned over. Delicately he placed to flower behind one of Neko’s ears. “There!” he said proudly. “Now you look twice as pretty!” The girl blushed but also picked up a flower.  Sticking out her tongue in concentration she gently placed the little red flower behind the boy’s ear. “Now you look pretty too!” she giggled.

Timeskip(4 years later)

“I don’t want you to go!” Eijirou shouted taking the girl’s hands.  “I don’t want you to move to America! I want you to stay here with me!  How are we supposed to become heros together if we aren’t together?” Neko glanced away her now blind eyes brimming with tears.  “I-I don’t want to go either Eiji, but my mom has family over there as well as a job offer.” The boy shook his head tears already falling down his face.  “W-why can’t you stay here? You could stay with me, that way we could become heros together!” The tan haired girl didn’t answer instead opting to hug the boy.  “I-I’m sorry Ei, but it’s already decided we’re leaving on Monday.”

Timeskip(present day)

    Eijirou shook his head.  Why was he thinking about this now?  Oh yeah, because he was enrolled in the dream hero school, UA High, without his best friend.  He hadn’t seen Neko in six years, not since the day she left for America. He felt his heart clench again, god he missed her.  And now he had volunteered to lead some new student around campus, a girl no less. Somewhere in the back of his mind he hoped that the transfer would be Neko, but that chance was almost none in a million.  

“Morning class.” the monotone voice of Mr. Aizawa broke through the redhead’s thoughts.  “Morning Mr. Aizawa.” the class choroused back. “As you all know we have a new transfer student from America coming,” the man said dully, “well she arrived last night and is here ready to start.  Muteki come in and introduce yourself.” Eijirou hadn’t been paying that much until Mr. Aizawa said the name Muteki. His heart skipped a beat could it really be her? Could it really be Neko, his Neko?  The girl in question stepped into the room and slightly clumsily made her way over to the teacher. She gave a small embarrassed smile and a little wave. “Sorry about that, I haven’t really been able to memorize the ground plan yet so expect me to be a bit clumsy.”

This had to be her.  Her cat like ears were up and alert with attention and curiosity, her tail slowly swished behind her.  Her eyes were milky white and stared usessly at the back wall. But there behind her right ear, was the key element to her identity, a small dried pink flower stuck to a clip.  The small pink flower that Eijirou had given her all those years ago. “Neko.” he whispered voice wavering. The girl’s head snapped in his direction ears at attention. “How do you know my name?” she asked cocking her head.  The redhead felt himself choke up. “N-Neko it’s me Eijirou.”

The girl’s face morphed into one of shock and joy.  “Eiji?” she whispered taking a step forward. The male grinned dashing forward and engulfing the girl in a hug.  “Eiji!” she laughed burying her face into his chest. “I thought I would never see you again.” Eijirou sobbed clinging to the jaguar girl.  The girl looked up and smiled softly. Gently she cupped the boy’s face. “I’ll always come back to you Kirishima Eijirou, always.”

[jammylittlefingers]

Teeeeeth

12! She has 12 teeth! 😱That's a whole dozen. That feels like so many. Both her top molars are partway out now. They were way easier than some of the front ones. Either that or I'm used to the fuss/blamed it on the heat. Either way, wooo, and I'm really hoping we get a couple months of pleasantness before the canines arrive, although they are the ones I've been looking forward to the most. Tiny little predator teeth. So cute! 12. Wow. 😯 It's wild. Who said that was ok. No excuse to avoid more challenging solids. So many chompers. She's been doing good w apple slices and carrot sticks this week, even if more ends up on the floor than in her stomach. Go tiny person go, more people-y every day. 💕

[doffodil]

all prime numbers bintch

What the fuck is a prime bumber,,

2. How old are you?

OLD ENOUGH,,,,

(22, and still useless lmao)

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3. When is your birthday?

Sagittarius time

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5. What is your favorite color?

Green n blue like Mama Earth

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7. Do you have any pets?

Ye I have a fat lazy boy named Gnucci (the nooch) and a wriggly girl who doesn’t like to cuddle, named Pepper

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11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

3 ish?? I’m not a shoe person. I’m not even a clothes person

Like in theory yes but I’m either too lazy or depressed for this shit

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13. What talents do you have?

I can write and cook, and that’s it tbh

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17. Who would be your ideal partner?

that’s hard to pin down bc there’s so much I’m sexually attracted to and that’s a huge part of a partnership, u can’t diminish it. I love the idea of masc people, and I love very fem people, but then it’s like how do you align that with what’s expected of LGBT people? There’s that margin of erasure that comes with being bi/poly/pan, and it’s so hard to parse. What’s the right way to say you want pussy AND cock w/o someone being like ‘ur greedy’, how do u align what u want with ur identity, while trying to avoid erasure lmao

I’ve got several ideals. IDEALLY, maybe I have a 3 way relationship with all 3 of us participants actively in love with one another (Im too insecure to handle a third party who doesn’t like Me too)

But

Maybe the ideal for me is someone who’s into some of the same shit I am–zelda honestly–and, has the heart to let me go and the faith that I’ll come back, even being given some distance. I’m really struggling with that Libra moon of mine bc it’s just 'BITCH PARTNER UP TF IS WRONG WITH YOU’ but

Connections are so fickle and fragile,,,, I really just want someone who will cuddle me and take care of me sometimes

The bar is SO LOW FOLKS, if u ever wanted to date a fat insecure girl who yells bout writing and Zelda all the time and is open to poly, Your Opportunity Is Now

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19. Do you want a church wedding?

NO LMAO

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23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

I am a celebrity fuck outta here

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29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

Nah

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31. What position do you usually sleep in?

Free fall

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37. Favorite swearword?

I Like Them All

But I really love clusterfuck.

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41. Are you a good liar?

I am…. a very good liar. Being raised by invasive religious zealots makes you a gr8 liar.

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43. Can you do any accents other than your own?

I do a ROBOT VOICE but I don’t think that counts

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47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

This white and black dress I got from my last place of work. The ticket price was $130, but lmao,,,,, I stuck it back and hid it till it fell out of season and hit clearance, and threw a coupon on it. I wound up getting it for $20

(Shhhhhh don’t tell corporate)

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53. Favorite foreign food?

Oh God oh no oh God this is hard

Saag paneer,,, or maybe sushi, I also really like elote

I like so much food don’t do this to me

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59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

Fuckbois beware: I’m a chomper

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61. Do you sing to yourself?

When I’m manic or otherwise happy yeah maybe

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67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

It would take me a long time and the stakes would have to be high, and id give you a stiff maybe

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71. What makes you nervous?

I have GAD, literally everything makes me nervous. Otherwise, drunk people, guns, graphic violence, large spiders and any scorpions

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73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes

Depends on whether I like them. If I do, I might correct them after they’ve made the same mistake several times, and I’ll do it out of sight of others

If I don’t like them and they’ve made the same mistake several times, I will Fuck Them Up right where they stand, in front of God and everyone bc fuck them

(But if I correct ppl I do wait for them to make the Same Mistake several times, just to be sure it wasn’t a fluke bc shit slips my mind too sometimes)

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79. Who was your first real crush?

This boy who moved here from Utah when I was in fifth grade. Turns out he’s my fifth cousin once removed, and he apparently liked me and waited around for me to lose weight, but I never did so he had to passive aggressively tell me how Disappointed he was before he moved back to Utah

Fuck him and that Mormon bullshit anyway tho

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83. How fast can you run?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA

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89. Do you like your age?

???? No????? I’m 22 people my age should have degrees and shit but no I’m like a weird failure and I’m Incredibly Bitter about it, you have no idea how bitter.

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97. Were your ancestors royalty?

I got my mom an ancestry DNA test for Christmas and the results came back 'assorted crackers’

Probably not tho

[throwingideasatthewall]

Clone Wars     Water War/Gungan Attack

Oh a mix-ed episode     we haven’t had one of those in a while

Can’t   remember if it was any   good,

think it had something to do with the clones which was     al right,

But   other than   that,

  I-can’t   remem-        ber-

-         Least it wasn’t    on the tox     list;    (Something about         rookies?)

       Aight

     Young-

     Body-

      Oh

I was    honestly expecting Jar jar      Binks,

 You know given how   a log     -ical     Re-statement     And aquatic   abilities might be of help)

Then again the other half is   Gungan   so maybe something happened

 Also,

 I’m sorry,

 Whelp

 Aight

Ackbar

 Whelp

  And...

  So-rry

  Ack

 Right

 And

   Separatist

   Like he doesn’t have any     nationality?

   Like he’s a shark        person        (Where      did this guy come from?)

 Oh, great

Let’s bring       clones,          To the    peace talk,

    Also it’s not even     his clones

    A company

Yeah I’m pretty sure     three people don’t count as a company,

[Then again the numbers seem to shift]

  Five guys than four guys   I don’t know how many guys there are

   Three?

  Apparently?

Either way        it doesn’t    count as a        company,

  Pre-pare for an assault

  Screw peace talks

 E-scalation it is

    Right,

    Now,

  Whelp

 Weird to just have loops,

( But I’m not gonna      question it)

 Se-      Nator-

Well- she’s agg-     ressive,

W-help

He’s   a general

(Generals don’t-     really do the whole bodyguard thing,    they do creating     mass destruction,”

Might not want the obvious target next    to your other   obvious target

(two-in   One-)

  Mili-        Tary-

Oh Thank    god,       I was worried they were going to go puppy dog eyes on me       for a moment,

   Job

   Dick

 Like,      Dude’s

Savage -

(Damn

  Every-one

   Shit talking      princy here-

  Oh, he left

 , Thank          God,

(He needs more grooming said the adult man about the other    adult which you can’t groom,

 Feckin       Boomers

(Like I respect how dude isn’t upset,    Like,       Some boomers talking shit?       I don’t care      don’t mind me      I’ll just be here;        With a juice           Pouch,

    J.k

  A-ight

   Like    he’s      just           -               Chill,

Ok, seriously was there a dec. of war?

 Like where did these guys come from 

  How did they get them here

          How?!

           Just            (mildly)              how ?

        Like,

      As-

     When was there even a   dec?

    (Dude was like     we don’t wanna be here    anymore,”

And     Now,

   We’re war ready

Like (minor) nitpick but I think we needed a few steps in between

We went from “I don’t want to talk to you anymore,”     to “The army assembled,”

  1-10

   Think,    that needed to be taken a little slower

   (Only so many holes         the brain can      figure out,’

Plot

Qu-      arian

 Since, when?

‘Didn’t seem to be so     when he went to talk to that dude’s son

Like,

 Blood

Again, there’s a lot of steps     ,skipped       here

   Whelp

  Irony

(Is   dude going to get blamed for this?   )

We ordered all those clone troopers      probably insti     -gated   this war because we wanted to take cover

Logic

Here

Saf     e

Hey they actually treated him like an    adult for once      (The characters    in the universe is doing pretty ok

Any

Okay

This isn’t surprising 

you’ve known this since the beginning

[not like his father died     in battle]

This is not a      wise decision,

Again,     he really hasn’t made a decision yet,

And like dude   isn’t responsible for the older     generation,

They decide-

War

Okay, Boomer

[you can practically see him   roll-     ing his eyes like,      well the     ir goes any chance of them treating me like an adult-

Oh no he just said        fuck    you,

 aight  

Light-     ly

So is that scene with     whatever the other leader is   going to become relevant?

I assume it’s going to turn into some kind of like   peace speech,

Weakest inspiration speech         general

‘ We live here,       Protect

  *Weak,      Mur mered  Enth-usiasm              -           Pipe’s that can be shut down at any moment and that        everyone   can see              -            Okay that was a really      stupid plan,

Like they seem to have fun with it and I’m    not faulting them but that was-

     Really          stupid,

     I thought he meant like       I know a water current or a water direction,

  Or what would make more sense the way       through  an underwater city,

  Jedi

 HAHAHA

I just finished watching      and it does actually backfired        horribly on them  

  So props on the writers for doing that        semi-realistic    ally.

   Whelp,       Okay

 Also that dude just blip-ped          by the screen like            sup,”

      ‘Kay

Oh right     he’s a damn general,

  The guy      that left “his kid”       (Facetiously        spoken,)

  Good        plan,

   Also whatever happened          to the Admiral?

  The guy that     usually deals with this shit?

   Whelp,

   Okay,

   Whelp,

   ?

  What?

   T-ills

Seriously, we’re caring about her now?

(Though it does make sense

   Padme and her do sit on the Council       To  Get       Her.

  Aight

  Whelp-

   An      -

Whelp

Guess he is kind of a     Aqua-tic,       -          Whelp    -       Now            -        Well-   

   Wh-   

   Jaws           just intensified,

Also,       How      can you bite through metal?

   Like don’t get me wrong I know sharks have a mighty powerful pair of chompers,

    But not that          strong,

    Like they can cause         a dent in it sure,

      They- cannot     do any beyond that damage,

     (Unless it’s a real   shit metal,)

    Move

(Oh no, I’m so scared       as an adult)

  Like he is just a    cheekiest little shit    and I appreciate it,

 In the optimistic    non-snarky sense

“Yes so I will really    stay away    from the big scary shark man,”

Ai

Whelp

 Neat

   K

 Wh-

 Them

Let’s go murder some people!       (Or       bots)

 Lead

 WTF

 (Like that is the look up       generational “I wish you would stop making me      Try to fight,       Enabler,’

Like Dude has made it very clear he has no interest     Spear

Confir-med spear

 Force

 Does force?

 Back

 Oh stop being    over-involved      balance of the force,

 Okay, 

S’up,     right,     till,   

Ri-ght

Again,      he’s not really doing   anything,

And seems     well able to handle himself,

As the adults just try   to constantly pass off him to the next     “babysitter,”      (He’s       an          adult)

    Good

So yeah how’s the other dude going to react to him shark guy trying to take a bite out of his friend’s son 

  On,

   Em,

  Oh

Don’t worry he’s just fruitlessly banging his head against the     tunnel     . . .     Dude’s    not the sharpest object... in the drawer      there            .       Yeah and the thing seems pretty smartly made out of plastic

                  So dude’s just constantly   bon-     king     his head

 Whelp

Again this tunnel is the weirdest   design-

Anyone can come in it,     anyone can go out-        It doesn’t seem to have any      benefits-    Like security      -or direct path

   (The speed doesn’t increase   noticeably      either,)

‘Frank, I want huge tunnels that go nowhere and do nothing everywhere,’                 [Apologies to anyone that decides that as their chosen subjective ident-ification or any sim. pero)

‘but why,”

‘because it looks      neat

   Whelp       Right,         Okay,

     Also what just happened?

  Like he just bonked his nose       Again.

That’s like screaming screaming “shark!” at     an aquarium      (Not a        fan)

  Reserves        Better,

   No shit

    Also didn’t you just do something that destroyed the tube?

   No?

  It’s fine after that     vehicle explosion?

  (Pretty strong)

  Also the droids came in so why can’t    he just come through the front door?

You’re really counting on this dude     being too stupid to know how doors work 

      (Facetiously)

    Dude just decides      to whack his face against the      obviously   unbreakable thing

  (Supposedly)

 The animation and logic is very    flimsy and weird with this thing

  Like swore I saw something       shatter...

   And water       doing that weird         pulling        in thing            .

Okay, seriously what is that         animation       right there?

 Why does him smashing his face against the - plastic     -             wall-        Cause

     (I do really respect the animators but I really don’t think anyone really        wanted to deal with the water physics,

      Like, this screams ‘above water terrain’

    I wouldn’t be surprised if this was like supposed to be one of those      bug flying episode things,

   The current isn’t really explained

  - (Maybe air?)

   But this episode really doesn’t speak      ‘it was designed for underwater,’

  Yep,  completely safe-

   How?!

Like I’m not gonna fault it to harshly because it wasn’t showing in a flash-      back or narrative      endorsed-         Info

  Deliv.

[A.k.a. it wasn’t informed 100% true by the narrative]

  Like, “Youngling,” Where if it showed a flashback of     Ahsoka, as        like, baby,      And said it was like     13 days ago,    I would be rabid,

 Or went out of it’s way to     specifically em-         phasize-

  But now that still bothers me

That’s bordering      on the line            of   breaking in universe physics)

       Plot

       ?

Oh yeah    Fisto’s       just standing around doing nothing,

  Okay?

  Why

  What      Happ-    ened-

  Ai-

 Why?

  What?

  Okay-

 - -      What?

 I

Um-      Hm,   Coral

 Sup

 Aight

 Uh-hm

 Okay,

  S’up

 Right-     -

    ?

   Hm

   Also, dude just completely bailed on his assault.

Writers...

 I need      some   explanation      here.

  What?

  Why?

[Did he eat     Charr?

  Jelly

[Also, where the hell did you come from?

 Like, who is     we?

 Do you know nothing about - your people beside     you

 Like where did you come from     how - do work

?

Ok,

I-

Ai-

How are you in one piece alive?

Also, yeah       how?

  Terms

 Su-rrender

  Yeah,

 Or      a peace talk?

(Like    what is the damn     order of this       thing.?

   Aight.

 Oh right,  the quarian      are the other guys?

 Begin

[I don’t even know how the first one started so -sure

 What?

Okay?

.

 M

 Jelly      Fish-

Okay-      Right

 Mm-hm

  Okay-

Okay, animal or a ship?

  I can’t tell

 What the heck-

  Ai-

Why don’t you just not shoot   them?

 Why?

  It’s        A       Light.

Like they don’t even know they dropped these things so this could just be some weird species from down under they never saw?

Why does everyone go to shoot first    and ask questions later?

[looks at title,

 Never      Mi     nd-

 Ai-

 Right-

 Now

  S’up-

 Okay-

 This,     “ yes I’m so intimidating     look at me,”  Charr,            Is incredi      -bly done,

Everyone else is playing serious     war soldiers, he’s        ...  Just     like     Fuck      your         -        boomer    bullshit          -        Tr-

Pr-

 Feck         You-

  Jedi;

I feel like unnecessarily   escalating the situation.

     You?

    Stupid

‘ Also wait on his orders -        gives the order-

  I like how       he’s just like fecking       boomers-

Like, the second he gets into it          -   it’s not fun anymore

Like;

A metal army and several thousand people likely dying

 Fine

Five jelly boys,     Two      Get     ting-      Shock-

 RUN!

[his priorities are so      ass back-wards-”

 C-aves

He didn’t order anything   he just answered your question,

  -     Oh,      The innocent    jelly bois-           -               ?

-      Ani-mation         -       Why?            -         Ai

   Why-

Hey, why are the jelly boys no glow?

[Are they sad...    Cause    you killed their         friend?

      .             Uhm

    Wha-?

     ?

    Ai-

  Aight-

  Sir

  Ok-

  Sir-

   I 

  So Long.

Why?         .      Separatist        ...  

    Also dude went from a semi-caring person to

To sna       -rcking at the villain for how ineffectual he was at         murder      -ing      people..

 Hands

  Mood?     Aight-

  Dude gonna-

[OK they just really focused on that    trooper      -or whatever it was,”

 I-

 Ick

 I wish I could’ve done more

I wish I could’ve en-able-d the military complex more

Literally nothing

Besides     enable your abuser       ...      [Oh shit this was season 4 for      my bad,]

  An explanation         would be         nice..            - Pretty          much          sums      up the episode,

         There’s       a noticeable drop      in quality specifically           with animation,

      Though that doesn’t necessarily make it        bad,

        Just damn confusing                -                 And        non-consequential                -          It’s still pass is the basic   decency landmarks-          Of a readable story         And no normalization           of toxic ideals)