#but hey I TRIED

[mischieviem]

[cupidskissx]

Bowing down to pray at the Holy Temple of Lestappen 🧎‍♀️🙏🏻

[mytortoisegotstuckinatupperware]

FUN FACT IF YOU EMAIL ENOUGH PEOPLE SOMETIME (SOMETIMES) GOOD THINGS HAPPEN

[scorchedmazes]

me: i’m going to work on some writing and drawing today

my joints in my fingers: no tf you’re not

[ficklecat]

Failed bread and McDonald’s Sprite for dinner I’m 30 and absolutely thriving 🤪✌🏻

[sunny-days-and-warm-mournings]

Huānlè/Sun WuKong hanging out w my other Sun WuKongs.

Elaboration? No (t yet).

[one-three-six-four]

so i don't normally post art i make on here but

i thought about mason content smp for too long, and then i passed out and woke up with this on my screen

[punkass-diogenes]

To exist is to survive unfair choices.

inktober day 3

[shuastruck]

wow i just realised i had managed to make sure all (current) photos of seokmin have red hair :D

[gaiatan]

Beauty VS. Beast

[marcirose]

Posting the vanven before I go to bed so I don't have to worry about it in the morning lmao

[furriesandflurries]

Plot Twist: Fox and the Hound II actually takes place after the original. Tod and Copper had sons who shared their names, i.e. Junior by classification, they left Chief in charge of babysitting while the parents went on vacation.

Here, your timeline issues are solved.

[mo-mode]

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

[basshole-astard]

PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!

regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!

regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.

gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!

no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!

Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!

honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3

[egophiliac]

bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word

I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.

(I'm sorry)

[o0kawaii0o]

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