#but i can do it!!! 😤😤💯👊

[sunbedo]

Some of my favorite band kid antics from this past year cause im feeling nostalgic

One of my fellow trumpets in jazz band, a freshman, wrote some really dumb (affectionate) lyrics to one of our jazz pieces that didnt have any. It was basically just the title of the song repeated a few times with some related lyrics, to the tune of the trumpet part. He emailed it to the creator of the song for shits and grins, but the creator said he liked it and approved!

Some of our designated funnymen hid Kung Fu Panda mcdonalds toys around our band director's office

One of said designated funnymen, a Junior tuba, got obsessed, along with his friends (well, friends is kind of an understatement, they were more like a group of the trope of 'its not gay if i kiss the homies goodnight', aka just gay tender enough to make you wonder. but it was still pretty funny), with playing chess, both online and irl, for the last few months of school. He proceeded to sit our band director down after school before our Prism concert and beat him atleast five times

The first day of the Prism concert, after school while we were waiting till it started at six, one of our mellows (the freshman who made the jazz lyrics btw) and one of our senior euphoniums (the senior class had already had their last day by this point) had what they called an "alfredo off". Each of them brought in alfredo pasta they had made and had our band director judge which one was best. The senior had made like, two pounds of it that she brought in big aluminum tins so everyone had some. she put like a pound of cheese in it and it was so buttery and good.....

Unfortunately the mellow jazz lyric freshman was disqualified, as his mom's recipe included jar alfredo mix which was apparently not counted as homemade 😞

I lost my voice a good few times from shouting chants very loudly at football games and pep rallies

The second day of waiting after school for the Prism concert saw one of our trombones (I say, as if there was more than one trombone during marching season this year (our band was very small) lmao) in my year bringing in a gallon of milk to mix with nesquik syrup, because apparently our band director had never had chocolate milk before. Apparently one of the trombone guy's friends had won a nesquik-themed gift basket in a raffle of some kind, but the friend didnt want it and gave it to him. It had like little metal spoons with the rabbit on them and everything. And, yes, they drank it while also playing chess

One of the skits for Prism was a 'Viking trio' where two of our horn freshman (including the jazz lyrics alfredo one, yes) did a duel complete with plastic swords and viking helmets and fake beards, using their french horns as shields, while our band captain/horn and high brass section leader sang some sort of opera (her voice is absolutely beautiful btw).

During one of the many rehearsals done the evenings before the actual concert, they were doing the viking skit but the two dueling weren't really paying attention to where they were on stage, and jazz lyric alfredo guy ended up backing up very quickly.... into one of the walls at the side of the stage. It was all good, the back of his head just hurt for a little bit, but we had alot of fun joking around about it and whenever he messed up on stage/behind the wings he would be like "its not my fault dude, ive got brain damage!"

Speaking of that, the Viking trio... trio got a large amount of the band speaking in southern accents around the end of the year. All of our french horns, including them, in concert band played trumpet in jazz band.... meaning i had to stand next to them. They had been joking around and getting on eachother jokingly the whole year (to the point that our band director had to tell them to pay attention several times.... sigh), and at this point the two freshman (including lyric alfredo guy) had a bit where they were a couple and spoke in southern accents (one of those kinda 'bromance'.... things.... at the band awards night at the end of the year they won "most dynamic duo" and stared lovingly into each other's' eyes while the picture was taken), mostly calling eachother "sweetpea" and "honeybun"

So eventually, the southern accent thing rubbed off on our band captain the one who sung opera in the viking trio. It's important to note that our jazz band setup had the trumpets in back against the wall behind the trombones, and at the other side of the line of us (we had six trumpets including me, i was at the other side of the line near the corner of the wall with the other person from the horn section, as we both played the 4th part and would often share a stand) was the drum set. One day, the band captain/horn/jazz trumpet/jazz vocalist grabbed one of the spare drum sticks that had fallen on the ground... and started calling it a 'bone'. This lead to several times where when the other two of the trio wouldn't shut up in jazz band she would threaten to... bone them. and then they would start referring to her as. (sigh) the boner... as she would. bone them. i wish i was making this up.

This very funny feuding bit (i will admit that i cracked up laughing on several occasions) lasted for a while. and eventually it just started rubbing off on quite a few people, including me (bringing me back to my southern roots, as i claimed.... keep in mind we live in florida). I look back on it fondly, even though it was hard to listen/focus on what our band director was saying from the very back of the setup while they were also laughing and talking for most of the time.... 🙃. But like I said, it was all in good fun

In addition the funnyman junior tuba who got his group of 'sweetpeas'... by which i mean friends... into chess, also fell victim to the southern accents and feuded several times with the other horn freshman from the viking trio over the jazz lyric alfredo freshman.... it was like the world weirdest non-romantic polycule

In jazz band the tuba guy played trombone.... by which i mean he had only recently started playing it in order to be in jazz band. There were several times over the course of the year where he would flat out refuse to play a certain part in some of the songs because they were out of his range... our band director didn't get too mad because that was just how the guy is... like, "oh, classic [tuba guy's name]!" Our band director still made him play the parts he could (and some of the parts he couldn't yet, with some pushing).

He campaigned several times for an opportunity to play 'jazz tuba', to the point where he specifically remembered, from like the very beginning of the year, that one of the times he asked for it our director offhandedly said something "I'll let you do for one song this year but that's it". He reminded our director of this before our big end-of-the-year jazz festival performance, and though he was very sceptical and didn't remember saying it at all (several of us remembered and backed up the tuba guy's claim, even though it was definitely something that was said just to make him shut up about it), our director did let him play tuba in one of our pieces during the festival and prism.

That being said, he sat right in front of me in jazz band, and during class he would turn around and push my stand down. I cannot describe the amount of rage he inspires in me, and I threatened him several times over the course of the year (all in good fun, but it was. super. annoying.). Unfortunately nothing fazes him ever, but he did eventually stop later in the year (once our band captain noticed when she wasn't threatening to 'bone' other members of her section)

One of my absolute favorite moments: during jazz band, I had asked our band director which version of Pokemon Scarlet/Violet he was getting (since he already talked about preordering it), and he was talking about the version specific pokemon, yadda yadda yadda, and then I yelled out that I would get scarlet cause the professor lady is hot, and everyone burst out laughing

One of the trumpet freshman in concert band started slipping pencils into our director's pocket. and then saying "check your pockets" to him during class. Though he only did it a handful of times, it was enough to make our director paranoid when he randomly said it during class

Not necessarily band related, but another one of our trumpet freshman showed me that, somehow, around the very strict district website blocking, that he and his friends had pirated 6 of the main series fnaf games. Apparently they used the big bulkier computers in the game and sim room and just emailed it to their school laptops. Just sharing bc i am very impressed and proud

[the-90s-music-colosseum]

500 Follower Special!!! (the worst one yet)

So uhhhhhh

...I did not actually think that I would hit 500 followers within a month of hitting 400 so I forgot to prepare the milestone special

But I figured I have to give you something, right? Something I could make easily and quickly, but not something lazy like a terribly made mashup song or a few halfhearted memes, it had to be something you could come back to time and time again, and something of realistic value.

So I made copypastas for some iconic 90s songs.

Expand the post to see them all. Sorry in advance. And yes, you may make requests for more.

[Creep]

When 🕗 you 👉 were ➕ here 📍 before 😺 Couldn't 🙅‍♂️ look 👀 you 👈🏼 in 🍑💦 the eye 😙 You're 🏼 just 😤😤 like 🩸 an angel 😇 Your 👉 skin ♂️ makes 🖕 me 🥵🥵😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 cry 👤😢😭 You 😳 float 🚣‍♀️👩‍✈️💆🏻‍♀️ like 👍 a feather In 🛌 a beautiful 🔴🔷🔸 world 🤷🌍 I 😀 wish 🌠 I 😣🤐 was special 👁️👄👁️ You're 🏻 so fuckin' 👉👌 special 👁️👄👁️ But 🔚🎮🍑 I'm 💦👌🏻💪 a creep 👀🤫 I'm 💥 a weirdo 🤪 What ❓ the hell 👦 am 🙌 I 👀😂 doin' 🤓 here? 🈁📍 I 👀 don't 💰 belong 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🚽 here 📍 I 🧠👅 don't ❌ care 😜😩 if it hurts 🤕 I 😍 wanna 😱 have 🈶 control 🤔🎮 I 🏻 want 🤬 a perfect 💯 body 👀 I 🙋‍♂️ want 👄 a perfect 😜😚🥰 soul 👻 I 😀 want 🤲🤲 you 😀🤟 to notice 👎 When 🍑 I'm 💆‍♀️ not 🚯 around ➕🏜️➡️👤 So fuckin' 👌🏻💯 special 👉😎👈 I 👌 wish 🙏🙏🙏 I 😊 was special 👁️👄👁️ But 🍑 I'm 😇 a creep 👀🤫 I'm 📍 a weirdo 🤪 What 🤔😡 the hell 🐕😭📛 am 👄 I 👏👏😠 doin' 🤓 here? 🈁 I 💭🏿 don't 🚫 belong 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🚽 here 🙈🌟🌟✨✨ She's 👩🏾 running 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️😍 out 😾 the door 🚪 (run) 🏃‍♂️ She's 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 running 🏃‍♀ out 😜🚪 She 👩🏾👩🏿 run, 🏃 run, 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️ run, 🏃🏃 run 🏃 Run 🏃🏃 Whatever 😴 makes 🖕 you 😀 happy 😁 Whatever 💯 you 👈 want 😋 You're 😭 so fuckin' 😩 special 👁️👄👁️ I 👀 wish 🌠 I 👀🌈 was special 👁️👄👁️ But 🍑 I'm ☝️ a creep 👀🤫 I'm 👏🏻 a weirdo 🤪 What 👀🤷🏻‍♀️ the hell 🔥🥵 am 🙌 I 👅 doin' 🤓 here? 🥵 I 😊 don't 🚫 belong 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🚽 here 💦💪 I 😞😳 don't 🙅‍♀️ belong 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🚽 here 🔪🔥

[Common People]

She 👩 came 👅🍆💦 from 😤 Greece 🇬🇱 she 👩 had ✊ a thirst 💦 for 💦 knowledge 📚 She 🥰 studied sculpture at Saint 😈 Martin's College That's 🦎 where 👀 I 🙀 Caught 🏃🏾‍♂️💨👮‍♂️👮‍♂️ her 👩 eye 😻 She 👩 told 👉 me ✌️ that 😐 her 👩 dad 😪🏼 was loaded I 😀 said, 😁 in 🍑 that 💀 case 😎💯 I'll 🎅👏 have 🎲 rum and Coca-Cola She 🙉 said 💬 fine 🙊 And then 🙈👱 in ☮️ thirty 🕧 seconds 😫 time 😁✨💞 she 👩 said 💬🙈 I 😊😀😀😀😀😀 wanna 🤕 live 🐙 like 😄 common 😍😍 people 👩👫 I 😀 wanna 👯‍♂️ do ⏳ whatever 😐 common 🐩 people 👫 do 🦤 Wanna 🤕 sleep 😴 with common 😍 people 👨 I 😊 wanna 🙇🙇 sleep 😪 with common 🐩 people 👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 Like 💖 you 👈 Oh 🦋 what 🍑 else 🏿😩 could 🤔🤔 I 🏻 do 👏🚫👀 I 😊 said 🗣️🗣️ I'll, 📷 I'll 🙅🏿🎡 see 👀 what ❓ I 😊 can 🦎 do ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ I 😩 took ✋ her 👄 to a supermarket I 😀 don't ✋ know 🤓 why 🤔 But 🍑 I 😊😊😊😊😊😊😀😊 had 💔 to start 💢 it somewhere 👉 So it started 🆕 there 😂 I ℹ️ℹ️ said 💬 pretend 🙃 you've 😦 got 🉐 no 😣😣😣 money 👛 She 💁‍♀️ just 😡 laughed 😂 and said 💬 Oh 😯 you're 🥵 so funny 😃 I 😏 said; 🗣️ yeah ☔ I 😊 can't 💦💦 see 👀 anyone 🙋 else 🖤 smiling ✨💫🧚‍♀️ in 🧚🏻 here 🍒 Are you 🤡 sure? 👍 You 👈 wanna 👯‍♂️ live 🐙 like 💁‍♀️ common 🐩 people 👪 You 🕛👊 wanna 😷 see 👥 whatever 😒 common 😍😍 people 👫 see 👀 Wanna 🌺 sleep 🛏 with common 😍😍 people 👩👫 You 👦👉 wanna 🥀 sleep 😪 with common 🐩 people 💁 Like 👋 me 👦 But 😜 she 👩 didn't 🙅🏻‍♂️ understand 😆😅😊 She 🙋‍♀️ just 👌 smiled and held 👨‍💼 my 😖🙂 hand 🤲 Rent a flat 🌠🌑🌒🪐☄️ above 🆙🆙🆙 a shop Cut 😣 your 👈 hair 💇 and get 🔥 a job 💼 Smoke 💨 some 🐺💯 fags and play 🎲 some 💥💥 pool 🎱 Pretend 🙃 you ‼️‼️ never 🚫 went 💨 to school 😑 But 🍑 still ⏰👠 you'll 🤓 never 🙅 get 🉐 it right 🔰🔰 'Cause 🔫 when 🕛🕐 you're ❌ laid 🍆 in 🅰️ bed 🛌 at night 🌑🌑 Watching 👀 roaches climb 📼 the wall 😎🥳🤑 If you 😊 called 👱🏽📞 your 👈 dad 🌱 he 👨 could 👈 stop ✋ it all, 💯 yeah 🚜

You'll 👸 never 🚫 live 💣👦 like 💖👍 common 🐩 people 👥 You'll 🏃👧 never 🚫 do 👂 whatever 💯 common 😍😍 people 👨👲 do 👌 You'll 👏 never ❌ fail 🤧🤧 like 😄 common 😍 people 😣👥 You'll 👏 never ❌❕❕❕❕ watch 👀 your 🍂 life 💓 slide 🎉🎢 out ↘️ of view ⛲ And you 👈 dance 🐲 and drink 🍶 and screw Because ➡️ there's 😹 nothing 😜🤙✋ else 😔 to do 😆 Sing 🎤🎙️ along 🎶 with the common 🐩 people 👫👬👭 Sing 🎶😙 along 💁🔚 and it might 🤷🏻‍♀️ just 🕛👀 get 🉐 you 👈 through 🧑‍⚖️ Laugh 😄 along 💁🔚 with the common 😍 people 👩‍🌾 Laugh 😂 along 🔚🔚 even 🌃 though 💫🧚🏻💗 they're 👥 really 👅😻 laughing 😅 at you 😀😀😀 And the stupid 🤤 things 👆👀 that 😐🤔 you 🤗🤖 do 🚶‍♂️ Because 🎉 you 👉👦 think 🤔 that 😐 poor 💸 is cool 😎 Like 🎅 a dog 🐩 lying 🤥 in 👏🏡 a corner 🌽 They 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 will 👏💰 bite 👄 you 😀 and never ❌🔚 warn you 👈 Look 👀 out, 👉 they'll 👯‍♂️ tear 😂 your 😩 insides 💠 out 👉 'Cause 😛🤓 everybody 👴👵👨 hates 😡 a tourist Especially one 1️⃣ who 📷 thinks 🪐 it's all ➡️🕥2️⃣ such 😛🍎 a laugh 😐 Yeah 🕢👩‍👩‍👧👏🏻👠 and the chip 🍟 stains and grease Will 🐼 come 🌽 out 😵😵 in ☝🏻 the bath 🛀 You 😀 will 💰🏼 never ✖️ understand ✖️ How 🤔 it feels 😤 to live 👦🏻👰🏾👉🏻 your 🙌 life 🍆💦💦💦🍂🍂🍂 With no ⛔ meaning 😏 or control 🕺 And with nowhere ❓ left 👈 to go 🦗 You 😀🤟 are amazed 😳 that 🤔 they 👥👨 exist And they 🏽 burn 🔥 so bright 😎 Whilst 🎩 you 👈 can 😜 only 🤏 wonder 💭 why 🤔 Rent a flat 🌠🌑🌒🪐☄️ above 🆙 a shop Cut ❓😱 your 👩‍💼 hair 🙆 and get 🉐 a job 👅🍑🤪 Smoke 🚫 some 😋 fags and play 🎽 some 🌽 pool 🏊 Pretend 🙃 you 👈 never ❌ went 👣 to school 🍯🍵☕🍯🍼☕ But 🍑 still 👠📞 you'll 👈 never ❌ get 🔟 it right 📐 'Cause 💋 when 🍑 you're 👌 laid 😂 in 🍑🙍 bed 😴🛌 at night 🌙 Watching 👁️ roaches climb 📼 the wall 😎🥳🤑 If you 👉🤖 called 📲 your 👉 dad 👨 he 💁‍♂️💁‍♂️💁‍♂️ could 😟 stop ✋ it all 👾 Yeah 😩 Never 🚫 live 😜 like 😄 common 😍😍 people 👶 Never 😅 do 😣 what 💘💦👑 common 🐩 people 👫👨 do 🍆👺 Never 🚫 fail 🚫 like 👍 common 😍😍 people 👨 You'll 😭 never 🚫 watch 👀 your 🌽 life 👊🧬 slide 😏 out 🔍 of view ⛲ And then 🙄 dance 🐲 and drink 🍶 and screw Because 🙆🏽 there's 😹 nothing 💃🏼 else 🙅‍♀️ to do 🤨 Wanna 😌 live 🐙 with common 😍😍 people 👥 like 💖 you 👈 Wanna 😌 live 🐙 with common 🐩 people 👩👨 like 💖 you 🦎 Wanna 🙏 live 💣 with common 🐩 people 👩‍🌾 like 😻👫 you 👏 Wanna 🤘🏻 live 👦 with common 😍😍 people 👫 like 😛 you 🦎 Wanna 💀 live 🐙 with common 😍😍 people 🤥🤫 like 📷 you 👆 Wanna 🙇🙇 live 👦🏻👰🏾👉🏻 with common 🐩 people 👨 like 👧👍 you 👈 I 💁 wanna 💀 live 🐙 with common 🐩 people 👪 like 💗 you 👉 Oh, 😯 la, 🧚 la, 💰 la, 🎶 la 🎶 Oh, 😳 la, 💰💰 la, 💰 la, 💰💰 la 💅 Oh, 😰 la, 🎶 la, 💰 la, 💰 la 🎶 Oh, 🍤 la, 💰💰 la, 🎶 la, 🧚 la 😼 Oh 🦋 you 👉

[Even Flow]

Freezin' 🥶🥶 Rests his 💦 head 💆🗣️ on 🔛 a pillow made 👑 of concrete again 🥳 Oh, 🐦🎉 feelin' Maybe 🤔 he'll 🔙🔙 see 🙈👀 a little 🤏 betters, any 💦 days 🗓️ Oh, 😰 hand 🤟 out 💋 Faces 😃😍 that 🏻 he 👨🏻 sees 👀😲 time ⏳ again ❌😬 ain't ❌ that 😈 familiar Oh, 🚙 dark 🌚 grin 😄 He 📷 can't 👽 help, 😢😬 when 🕗 he's 👨 happy, 😁 he 📷 looks 👀 insane 🍑🤪 Even 🌓 flow, thoughts 💭🤔 arrive 🛬 like 💖 butterflies 😟 Oh, 🦋 he 👨 don't 🚫👎 know, 💭 so he 😳 chases them ➡️😇 away 😂 Oh, 🤔🤔🤗 someday yet ❗❗ he'll 🤴 begin 📦 his 🤜🍖 life 🦧🦧🦂🐴 again 🥳 Life 📅 again, 🥳 life 💓 again ❌ Kneelin' Lookin' 👀👀 through 💸 the paper 🤓 though 💥💭 he 💁‍♂️ doesn't 😚 know 🤔 to read 📖 Oh, 😉😯 prayin' Now 😏 to something 👤❔ that 😷😯 has 👍 never 😅 showed him 💦👱 anything 😫 Oh, 🤔🤔🤗 feelin' Understands the weather 🌡 of the winter's on ⬇️ its way 💅 Oh, 🙀🆗 ceilings Few 😋🔢 and far 🌌 between 👄 all 💯 the legal 💰😋 halls of shame 😳 Even 🌃 flow, thoughts 💭🤔 arrive 🎀 like 💖 butterflies 😟 Oh, 😳 he 👥 don't 🚫 know, 😍 so he 👥👉 chases them 🚼 away 😂 Oh, 🙀 someday yet ✨ he'll 🤴 begin 🔘 his 🙈 life 😀 again 😬 Whispering hands ✋👌🤛 gently 👅 lead 👑 him 👴 away 😂 Him 👴 away, 😇 him 👴 away 👋 Yeah, 🌍 ooh, 🎁➡️➡️👤⬆️ ah 🥶 yeah, 🙌 fuck ⬆️🖕👦🖕 it up 🔝 Even 🌃 flow, thoughts 💭🤔 arrive 🛬 like 👍 butterflies 😟 Oh, 😧😅 he 📷 don't 🙅‍♂️🚫 know, 🚫😱 so he 👨 chases them 😱 away 🔜💨 Ah, 😱 someday yet 👇👀 he'll 👦 begin 🐢 his 🦋🌟❄️ life 🤤💓 again 🤞🤞😎‼️✔️ Whispering hands 👐 gently 👅 lead 👉👌💦 him 👨 away 👋 Him 👴 away, 🥰 him 👴 away 😂😂 Yeah, ✅ ooh 🦗

[Closer]

You 💁 let 👫 me 😏 violate 💯 you 👈🏽 You 😀😊 let 👫 me 🤷🏻‍♂️ desecrate ❌ you 👈 You 💕 let 🙆 me 😰💯 penetrate you 💗 You 😻😻🥵🥵 let 💂 me 👀 complicate you 👈 I 👥 broke 💔 apart 💖💕💓 my 👪👨 insides 💠 (Help 💁 me) 🙋‍♀️ I've 💯 got 🙈 no ✋ soul 😱 to sell 💸 (Help 👏🔈👏🔈 me) 🥺 the only 🤣 thing 🕑 that 👉💀🔕🐑 works 👍🏻 for 👻 me 👊🤰👏 Help 🦎 me 👩🏻 get 5️⃣ away 😂 from 👊 myself 👈 I 💰 wanna 😡 fuck 🍑💦 you 🏼👨 like 💖 an animal 🐯 I 😣🤐 wanna 🌺 feel 😁 you 😊 from 👉 the inside 💠 I 😀 wanna 💀 fuck 👉😉 you 🤟 like 🦊 an animal 🐁 My 😀 whole 💦 existence 😂👌 is flawed You 👈 get 5️⃣ me 😤 closer 🤡➡️ to God 💃 You 👉 can 🔫 have 🈶 my 🏿 isolation You 👉 can 😜 have 🅰️ the hate 😡 that ☑️ it brings 🚶 You 👀👈 can 🔫💦 have 🈶 my 😊 absence of faith 🚫⛪ You 👉👨 can 🙋🔝🏃‍♀️ have 🈶 my 😀 everything 💯 you 🏻👈 tear 🤣 down 🤗 my 💅 reason 🤔 (Help 🦎 me) 🕴🏻 it's your 👉 sex 🍆 I 😊 can 🔫💦 smell 👃 (Help 🦎 me) 😤 you 😊🤟 make 🧃 me 🦶 perfect 😜😚🥰 Help 🦎 me 👩🏻 become 😌 somebody 👤 else 😁 I 🤚🏽 wanna 🎀 fuck 🖕 you 😱🤯😳 like 🌟 an animal 🐔 I 😊 wanna 💀 feel 😁 you 👊 from 🧚‍♀️ the inside 🧑 I 😊😊😊 wanna 😱 fuck 😏 you 😀 like 💓 an animal 🐖 My 🍗 whole 💦 existence 👌 is flawed You 😊😀 get 🉐 me 👩🏻 closer 🤡➡️ to God 🙏🤔 Through 👉⏬ every 😹 forest 🌲 Above 🆙🆙🆙 the trees 🌲 Within 😱 my 😵 stomach 😂🤣 Scraped off 😍 my 🎎 knees 🧎‍♂️🤏 I 👥 drink 🧉🍻🧉🍸 the honey 🐝 Inside 💠 your 🍌👉 hive You 🤟 are the reason 🧐 I 😊 stay 🚉🧍‍♂️ alive 🥴

[Supersonic]

I 🙀 need 👍 to be 😡🐝 myself 😈👑 I 🙋 can't ❌ be 🐝 no ❌ one ☝️ else 😁 I'm 🤩 feeling 😌 supersonic Give 🎁 me 🏻 gin and tonic You 😊🤟 can 🎥 have 😑 it all, 💯 but 🤔 How 💁❓ much 🔥 do 🏆 you ✨🧚🏻💖 want 😍 it? You 🤟 make ✊ me 🚨🏾 laugh 😆😂 Give 👐 me 🤩 your 👉 autograph Can ❌🔫 I 😩 ride 🚲 with you 👈 In 🍝🥫 your 😎 BMW? You 👈🏼 can 💦🔫 sail ⛵ with me 👩🏻 In 👉 my 😅 yellow 🚸 submarine You 👈 need 😬 to find 🔍👤 out 😜 'Cause 😛🤓 no 👎 one's 🩱 gonna 🎁➡️➡️👤⬆️ tell 🗣️🙊 you 💞👑✨ what 🤷🚟 I'm 👌 on 🔛 about ✨ You 😶 need 👍 to find 👀🔍 a way 😤✋ For 🎅🎁 what 😦 you 👦 wanna 🤕 say 😝 But 🍑🙋 before 😂 tomorrow 📆 'Cause 💋 my 🧚 friend 😀 said 💬 he'd take 🤲🏻 you 😊 home 🏚 He 💁‍♂️ sits in 📥 a corner 🌽 all 🙄🙅‍♀️ alone 👥 He 📷 lives 👤👈💓 under 😀 a waterfall Nobody 🙅 can 😳 see 👀 him 👴 Nobody 🙄 can 🧠 ever 😠 hear 👂 him 😧 call 🥣 Nobody 😯 can 🥫 ever 😤 hear 👂 him 👌😂💕 call 🤙 You 🙌 need 👉 to be 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ yourself 💁👈 You 😊 can't 🚫 be 😳 no 🏾 one 🦴 else 🏿😩 I ☝️ know 🙅‍♂️🤕🤷 a girl 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 called 🔳 Elsa She's 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 into 👉 Alka-Seltzer She 👧 sniffs it through 🧑‍⚖️ a cane 🍭 On 🔛 a supersonic train 🚂💨🦵💧🦵 And she 👩 makes 🖕 me 👧 laugh 😂 I 😢👨 got 📷 her 👩 autograph She 🥰 done ‼️ it with the doctor 👨‍⚕ On 🔛 a helicopter 🚁 She's 👩🏾 sniffing in 😛 a tissue Selling The Big 🤤😩 Issue 😭 And she 👩 finds 🔍 out 😜🚪 No 🙅🚫 one's 💚 gonna 💪💪 tell 📟 her 🙄🙄🧐 what 👀🤷🏻‍♀️ I'm 🙉😂 on 🧐😛😔😔😔 about 🧚‍♀️ You 😊 need ✊😇 to find 👀 a way 🤚 For 🍆🔜 what 😦 you 👈 wanna 😱 say 😫 But 🍑 before 😴 tomorrow 📆 'Cause 🔫 my 👸 friend 👩👨 said 💬 he'd take 😀👀 you 👈 home 👪👪👪 He ���� sits in 🕺 a corner ◼️ all 💯 alone 😢 He 👥 lives 💓 under 😡 a waterfall Nobody 😯 can 💸🔫 see 😌 him 👴 Nobody 🙅 can 💦💦 ever 🤔 hear 👂 him 👨 call 😠 Nobody 🙅🤐 can 🦎 ever 😠 hear 👂 him 🤭 call 📞

[Heart-Shaped Box]

She 🤠💕 eyes 👀 me 🥰 like 💖 a Pisces 🐟 when ⏰ I 👄💦💦💦🦾 am 👩‍👧👨‍👧‍👧 weak 👶 I've 😊 been 🏼 locked 🔐🔏 inside 👸👆 your ⚠️ heart-shaped box 📦 for 🤡 weeks I've 🙋 been 👦 drawn into 🚪 your 💦 magnet tar pit trap 🙊 I 😊 wish 😜🙏 I 🚫 could 🔮 eat 🍔👅 your 📉 cancer ♋ when 😀 you 😊🤟 turn 🔄 black ⚫ Hey 😡 Wait ✋✋ I 💋🐛 got 👍 a new 🚡 complaint Forever 😻 in ⬇️ debt to your 🌊 priceless advice 👏 Hey 🎆🎊 Wait ⌚ I 👇 got 🉐 a new 👌 complaint Forever 🕗💗 in 🎻📯🎺 debt to your 👉 priceless advice 👏 Hey 👋 Wait 😳😽 I 🤫 got 📷 a new 😮👶 complaint Forever 😪😭 in 💆 debt to your 🏻 priceless advice 👏 Your ✨ advice 👏 Meat-eating orchids forgive no 🙅 one 1️⃣ just 😂 yet 😇 Cut ❓😱 myself 😉 on 🔛🏿 angel 😇 hair 💇 and baby's breath 🐙👄 Broken 💔 hymen of Your 👈 Highness, I'm 🤧 left 👈🌰 black ⚫ Throw 🥴 down ⤵️ your 👉😩 umbilical noose so I 😈 can 😜 climb 🧗‍♂️ right 📷 back 👉 Hey 👋🏻 Wait 🚏 I 😌 got 😂 a new 🆕 complaint Forever 🕗💗 in 💘😜 debt to your 🍌👉 priceless advice 👏 Hey 👋 Wait 🚏 I 😊 got 💕 a new 🥝🥝 complaint Forever 🕐🕔🕤 in 🚮 debt to your 🖕🏼 priceless advice 👏 Hey 👋❗🏾 Wait 🙇😯 I 😊 got 🔌 a new 😱 complaint Forever 🕐🕔🕤 in 🔚 debt to your 😇 priceless advice 👏 Your 👉 advice 👏 She 🤷🐰 eyes 🤩 me 🤓 like 🌸 a Pisces ♓ when 💕 I 🤢 am ⌚ weak 👶 I've 🤩 been ✳️🚗😘 locked 🔐🔏 inside 💠 your 👉 heart-shaped box 🎁 for ⌛ weeks I've 😔🧚‍♂️✨👧 been 💴🥜 drawn into 👉 your 👉 magnet tar pit trap 🙊 I 😀 wish 🚘 I 👥❌ could 🤔 eat 🍔 your 👉 cancer 🦀 when 📷 you 😚 turn 🦷 black 🖤 Hey 😠 Wait 🙇😯 I 🙀 got 🏻😩 a new ❤️ complaint Forever 😪😭 in 🙈 debt to your 👉🏽 priceless advice 👏 Hey 🙋 Wait ✋✋ I 🙋 got 🉐 a new 💇‍♀️ complaint Forever 🕗💗 in 👉 debt to your 😡👉 priceless advice 👏 Hey 👋❗🏾 Wait ⌚ I 😛 got 💦 a new 😮👶 complaint Forever 🕐🕔🕤 in 😜👌 debt to your 🥺 priceless advice 👏 Your 👉 advice 👏 Your 🕺 advice 👏 Your 👉 advice 👏

[Parklife]

Confidence 🧚🏻💞✨ is a preference for 🤦 the habitual voyeur Of what 👏 is known 💫 as (Parklife) And morning 🌅 soup 🎾🍜 can 🥫 be 😖 avoided If you 😊 take 👀 a route 🙃🙂 straight 📏 through 🪀 what 😦 is known 💫 as (Parklife) John's got 😩 brewer's droop He 📷 gets 🉐 intimidated by 😓 the dirty pigeons They 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 love 😍 a bit 😁 of him 👴 (Parklife) Who's 😈 that ❗🎢 gut 🤤 lord 👑 marching 🌲 You 👉 should 💘👶 cut 😣 down ⏬ on 😼 your 👌 pork 🐖 life 💓 mate Get 🉐 some 👨💭 exercise 🙆‍♂ All 😉 the people 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 So many ❔ people 😣👥 And they 💁 all 🥺 go 🦗 hand-in-hand Hand-in-hand through 👉⏬ their 👥 parklife Know 💭 what 🧡💛 I 😊 mean? 👀👅 I 🤢 get 🔟 up 👍 when 🔜 I ✨ want 🥞 Except 😮 on 😳 Wednesdays When 💁🏻 I 🐑🙏 get 5️⃣ rudely awakened by 😃 the dustmen (Parklife) I 😀 put 😏 my 😖 trousers 👖 on, 🔛🔛 have 🔵😤 a cup ☕ of tea ☕ And I 👀 think 🤔💭 about 🤔 leaving the house 🛖🏚️ (Parklife) I 🐑😎 feed 🍴 the pigeons, I 🎧 sometimes 🕐 feed 🍆 the sparrows too 🧍‍♀️ It gives 😚 me 🔒 a sense 💰 of enormous well-being (Parklife) And then 🥵 I'm 😈 happy 😊 for 🍆🔜 the rest 😪 of the day 🌸💞 Safe 🌺 in 👮 the knowledge 📖 there 😱😳 will 🍭🔵🎷 always 🧢 be ➡️ A bit ▪️ of my 👈 heart 🖤 devoted to it All 🟣 the people 👨 So many 👬 people 👩👫 And they 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 all 😢🙍 go 🦗 hand-in-hand Hand-in-hand through 🧑‍⚖️ their ⭕ parklife Parklife (Parklife) Parklife (Parklife) It's got 👏 nothing 🚫 to do 👌 with Vorsprung durch Technik, you 👊 know? 💭👅💭 (Parklife) (Parklife) and it's not ✖️ about 💦 you 👈 joggers Who 💁 go ❤️ round ⭕ and round 🔁 and round 🔁 (Parklife) (Parklife)

I hate myself

(oh yeah, edit: I obviously did not write all this myself, a bot did it instead because I'm not very efficient)

[tellusbane]

tell 💬 me. for whom do you 👈 fight 😾‼👊? hmph 💢😤! how very 👌 glib 🗣. and do you 👈💖 believe 🙏🏽 in eorzea? eorzea's unity 👉🏼 is forged of falsehoods. its city-states are built 🔧🔨 on 😓🍐🔛 deceit. and its faith 🕊 is an instrument 🎺 of deception 😠😡. it is naught but 🍑 a cobweb 🕸👴 of lies 🤥. to believe 🌈 in eorzea is to believe 🙏 in nothing 🚫. in eorzea, the beast 🐂 tribes 🔜 often 😵 summon 👐💀 gods 😇🕊 to fight 🏾👊 in their stead--though your 👉 comrades 🏃 only rarely 🥃 respond 📥 in kind 🙁. which is strange 🤪, is it not? are the "twelve 👺👮" otherwise 😎 engaged ❗🙊? i 👥 was given 😂🙌 to understand 📚🤔💭 they were your 👉 protectors ⚔🛡. if you 👈🏼 truly 💯 believe 🌈 them your 👉 guardians 🔐🆘, why 🤔 do you 👉 not repeat ✂📋 the trick 😈👉 that served 💋🥰🦋 you 👈🏽 so well 😦 at carteneau, and call 📞 them down ⬇? they will answer--so long 😩🍆 as you 👈 lavish 👽👄😄 them with crystals 💎 and gorge them on 🔛 aether. your 👈 gods 😇 are no ❌🙅🏻‍♂️ different 😡 than those of the beasts--eikons every ☝🏼 one ☝. accept 🤝 but 🍑 this, and you 👈👩👱‍♂️ will see 👀 how eorzea's faith 🚫⛪ is bleeding 💉😳 the land 🛬 dry 🤡. nor is this unknown ⁉😱 to your 👈 masters 👑. which prompts 🔍 the question ❓: why 🤔 do they cling 💪👅 to these false ❌ deities 🙏? what drives 🚦 even 🌃 men 👨😍💦 of learning--even the great 👍 louisoix--to grovel at their feet 👣? the answer ✅? your 👉 masters 💯 lack 🤬📉 the strength 💪 to do otherwise 👉! for the world 🌎 of man 👨🏻 to mean 👀👅 anything 😯, man 👨 must 👫 own the world 🌍. to this end 🔚, he 👨 hath 🙅🏻‍♀️ fought 🥊🔫 ever 😠 to raise 🙋 himself 😤 through conflict--to grow 🌱 rich 💲 through conquest 🛸🚀⚔. and when ⏰ the dust 🏜 of battle ⚔ settles 👍, is it ever 😠 the strong 💪 who dictate 😏 the fate 💀 of the weak 👋👶🏻. knowing 💭 this, but 🍑 a single ☝ path 🛣 is open 😮👐 to the impotent ruler--that of false ❌ worship 🙏🏻. a path 🧕 which leads 🔆 to enervation and death 💀☠. only a man ✅👨 of power 🔋 can rightly steer ☸ the course 🏎 of civilization 🌐. and in this land 🛬 of creeping 👀 mendacity 🍘, that one 😤😬 truth 🙌 will prove 📜 its salvation 👼. come 💦, champion 🏆 of eorzea, face 😀 me! your 👉 defeat 😔 shall 😂 serve 💁 as proof 📊💯 of my readiness 😏👍👌 to rule 👑! it is only right ✔ that i 👁👀🤞 should take 💅 your 👈 realm 😈. for none ⛔🙅‍♂️🚫 among 💑👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩 you 👈🏼 has the power 💪 to stop ⛔🛑 me!

[silly-ez]

According 🔛 to all 💯 known 🎓✔ laws 😾👮🏻❌ of aviation ✈, there is no 😣 way ↕ a bee 🐝 should be able 💪 to fly ✈🌬. Its wings 🍗🤡 are too small 🙀😼💁🏻 to get 🉐◀🔁 its fat 🐋 little 👌 body 😍 off 📴 the ground 😫. The bee 🍯, of course 🏎, flies 🐦 anyway 🙄 because bees 🐝 don't ❌🙅‍♀️🚫 care 💅 what humans 👤 think 💭 is impossible ❌. Yellow 💛, black ⚫. Yellow ⚠, black ⬛. Yellow 💛, black ⚫. Yellow ⚠, black ⬛. Ooh 😮, black ⬛ and yellow 💛! Let's 🥺 shake 😲 it up ☝ a little 👌. Barry 🍓! Breakfast 🍳 is ready 😏😛🍆! Ooming 😡😠😾! Hang 🙃 on 🔛 a second ⏱. Hello 👋🙋? - Barry 🍓? - Adam 👨🏽? - Oan 👅🔥 you 👈 believe 🙏 this is happening 😱? - I 👥 can't 🚫. I'll 📝 pick ⛏ you 👉 up ⬆. Looking 👀 sharp 🔪. Use 😏 the stairs 💥🙊😳. Your 👉 father 👨🎅 paid 💧 good 👌 money 💰💸💵 for those. Sorry 🙇. I'm 💘 excited 💖😁. Here's 👈 the graduate 🥳👨‍🎓. We're very 🙌✅ proud 😤 of you 👈, son 🌞. A perfect 👌 report 📄 card 💳, all 😤 B's 😎. Very 😼👌💥 proud 😤. Ma! I 👁 got 🍸 a thing 🕑 going 🏃💨🏢 here. - You 👉 got 🍸 lint 👄😋 on 🔛 your 👉 fuzz 🦁. - Ow 💧🅱! That's ✔ me! - Wave 🌊 to us 👨! We'll 😤😯 be in row 🚣‍♂️ 118,000 ✈🏢. - Bye 🤚👋🙃! Barry 🍓🍞, I 👁 told 👄 you 👈, stop 🚫 flying 🛸🐦 in the house 🏠! - Hey 👋😀, Adam 👱🏻‍♂️. - Hey 👋🏼, Barry 🍓. - Is that fuzz 🦁 gel 🤔? - A little 👌. Special 👉😎👈 day 🌞, graduation 🎓. Never 🙅🏽 thought 🤔 I'd 🙏 make 🖕 it. Three 3️⃣ days 🌞 grade 📝 school 🏫, three 3️⃣ days 🌞 high ⬆ school 🏫. Those were awkward 😕. Three 🍗 days 🌞 college 👨🏿‍🎓. I'm 💘 glad ☺ I 👁 took 👊 a day 📆📅 and hitchhiked 😉😝 around 🔃 the hive 🐝. You 👈😩👉 did come 💦👅 back 🔙 different 😡. - Hi 💦, Barry 🅱🐝. - Artie 🅰, growing 🌱 a mustache 👨🏻? Looks 👀 good 👌👍🏾. - Hear 🙉 about Frankie 👳💀? - Yeah 🙌. - You 👈 going 🏃 to the funeral 😔👻🌹? - No 😣, I'm 💘 not going 👉. Everybody 👴👵👨 knows 🤔😅🤷‍♂️, sting 🤗 someone 👤, you 👈 die 💀☠⚰. Don't 🙅‍♂️🚫 waste 🗑🚻💩 it on 🔛 a squirrel 🌰. Such a hothead 🥵. I 👁 guess 🤔 he 👥 could have just gotten 💘 out of the way ↕. I 👁 love ❤ this incorporating 🔥 an amusement 😁 park 🅿 into our day 🌞. That's ✔ why 🤔⁉ we don't 🚫 need 😩 vacations 🌅. Boy 👶, quite 📺 a bit 😁 of pomp 😎... under ⬇ the circumstances ❌. - Well 😦, Adam 🤑😍😅, today 📆 we are men 👦. - We are! - Bee-men 🐝. - Amen 🙏! Hallelujah 😩👳🏿👌! Students 🔬, faculty 😷, distinguished 🅱 bees 🐝🅱, please 🙏 welcome 👽 Dean 🎭 Buzzwell 💀. Welcome 👋🏻, New 🆕✨ Hive 😧🤔 Oity 🍎🍑👖 graduating 😠 class 🏫 of... ...9:15 🅱. That concludes 🔚 our ceremonies 🎑. And begins 🔘 your 👉 career 👨🏻‍💻 at Honex 💯 Industries 💦🏭✋! Will we pick ⛏ ourjob today 📅? I 👁 heard 👂👀🙉 it's just orientation 💯🅱. Heads 💆 up ☝! Here we go 🏃. Keep 👌 your 👉 hands 👋 and antennas 📶💠 inside 💠 the tram 🚋 at all 💯 times 🕐. - Wonder 🤔💭 what it'll 👼☝🙏 be like 💖? - A little 👶 scary 😱. Welcome 👽 to Honex 💯, a division ➗ of Honesco and a part 〽 of the Hexagon 💯👌👀 Group 👥🚹. This is it! Wow 😮. Wow 😮. We know 🤔 that you 👈, as a bee 🐝, have worked 🏢 your 👉 whole 💦😍 life 💓 to get 🔟 to the point 📍 where you 👉 can work 🏢 for your 👉 whole 😏💦👅 life 👤. Honey 🍯 begins 🔘 when ⏰ our valiant 👅🅱 Pollen 😡😠 Jocks 🍎 bring 👎 the nectar 😩 to the hive 🐝. Our top-secret 🙊 formula 😃 is automatically 🤖 color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing 💦 sweet 🍬 syrup 🍯 with its distinctive 🍎🍑👖 golden 💰 glow 😍 you 👈 know 💭 as... Honey 🍯! - That girl 👧 was hot 🔥. - She's 👧 my cousin 👦! - She 👩🏼 is? - Yes 👍🎓🌌, we're all 💯 cousins 👦. - Right 👌. You're right ✔. - At Honex 💯, we constantly 🔆 strive 👌 to improve ⬆ every 💯🔞 aspect 😪😉 of bee ❗🐝 existence 💁. These bees 🐝🍆 are stress-testing 💯 a new 🆕 helmet 🛡 technology 📱. - What do you 👉🏻 think 🤔🅰 he 👨 makes 🖕? - Not enough 🌊💦. Here we have our latest 😼👌💥 advancement 🎊, the Krelman 🍆👅🐔. - What does that do? - Oatches 👳 that little 👶👅🍵 strand 🗺❓ of honey 🍯 that hangs 😜 after 👀 you 🧐👉 pour 🌊💦 it. Saves 📑 us 👨 millions 😂. Oan 👱🏻‍♀️ anyone 🙋🙏 work 💼 on 🔛 the Krelman 👐? Of course 🏎. Most bee 🍯🚔 jobs 💼 are small 👌 ones 1️⃣😬😤. But 😉🍑 bees 🍯 know 🤔 that every 💯 small 👌 job 💼, if it's done ✅ well 😦, means 😏 a lot 🍑. But 🍑 choose 🤔 carefully ⚠ because you'll stay ✋ in the job 💼 you 👉 pick ⛏ for the rest 😪 of your 👉 life 💓

I can't read.

[ask-4-town]

4Town disstrack frrrr

you ☝ chucked 🏃‍♂️ me 😗 out 🚫 like 💟 I 👁 was 🖖 trash 🚮 for 4️⃣ that ⬅ you ☝ should 😁 be 🐝 dead ☠ BUT 🍑 BUT 🍑 BUT 🍑 then 👀 it 🎈 hit 👏 me 😹 like 💟 a 🍎 flash ⚡ , what 🤔 if ✍ high 😤 school 📓 went 🚶‍♂️ away 👋 instead 💣 ? Those ➡️ assholes 🤬 are☝️the 😒 key 🗝️, they're 👭 keeping 👐 you 🏃‍♀️ away ↪️ from 😡 me 🙍‍♂️, they 🏏 made 👩‍🍳 you 👩‍🏫 blind, 👀 messed 😣 up 👆 your 🙇‍♀️ mind 🤯, but ✋I🚶‍♂️can ✅ set 🚪 you 👩 free 😉 you ☝ left 👈 me 😹 and 🤐 i 🙅‍♂️ fell 🧎‍♂️ apart 💔 i 🧲 punched 👊 the 😡 wall 🧱 and 👓cried 😿 BAM 🤛 BAM 🤛 BAM 🤛 then 🎦 i 🎣 found 👀 you 👩 changed 🔁 my 🕺 heart 💖 and 🕵️‍♂️ set ⏩ loose 🏃‍♂️ all 💯 that ✋ truthful 🥺 shit 💩 inside 📥 ! And 👍 so 🤷‍♂️ I☝️built 🏗️ a 😉 bomb 💣, tonight 🌃 our 👩‍❤️‍👨 school 🏫 is 😦 vietnam 🇻🇳, let's 👫 guarantee ✅ they 👥 never 🙅‍♂️ see 👀 their 👫 senior 👴 prom 💃! i 😻 was ⌚ meant 🍗 to 2️⃣ be 👼 yours 💁‍♀️ we 👫 were 😜 meant 🍖 to 🤚 be 🐝one 1️⃣ don't ❌ give 👐 up ☝ on 🔛 me 😿 now ⏲ ! finish 🦈 what 🤷‍♂️ we've 🤼begun 🔫 i 🧎‍♂️ was 🧼 meant 🙌 to🏓 be 🅱 yours 👩‍🏫 Veronica 🙇‍♀️ open 👐 the 👆 open 🔓the ☝️ door 🚪, please 🥺, Veronica 🙋‍♀️, open 📖 the ➡️ door 🚪! Veronica 💁‍♀️ can 🥫 we 👫 not 🙅‍♂️ fight 🤼‍♂️ anymore 😟? Please 🙏 can 😔 we 👫 not 🚫 fight 🤬 anymore 😞? veronica i know your🚆 scared🚘 i’ve been🚸 there👮🏻 but👼🏾 i👦🏿 can set🐜 you💄 free veronica don’t🈺 make me🏁 come in there🏉 or🚤 i’m🌖💍 gonna◻️ count🍥 to📺 three🎬 one,👦🏻 two fuck it… oh 🙀 my 🙌 god 😇 . no 😥 . veronica 💃 . please 🥺 dont 😠 leave 🏃‍♀️ me 😿 alone 🧍‍♂️ you 👩 were ⚾ all 🏙 i 👨‍🦲 could 🚕 trust 🤝 i 😾 cant 🙅‍♂️ do 😷 this 💻 alone 🚶‍♂️ . still 🧍‍♀️ i 1️⃣ will 🥀 if 🙊 i 🥛 must 💪

veronica 🤺 i 🖕🏻 bought😂 you🙄 a✌️ snack, 🍟veronica?! 🥺AHHHHHHHHH😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS KSSHHAHAHAHHA

oh wow heathers, wanna be the veronica to my jd t

I DONT THINK.... THATS A GOOD THING???? ISNT JD A MURDERER OR SOMETHING

idk

WOW OKAY GREAT

[semmie]

IDIA IN HIS STYX UNIFORM! HIM BEING ALL PROFESSIONAL! YES! I AGREE!!! COMPLETELY !!! 💯💯💯! I also do not understand the STYX Idia slander (/lh)??? Like ?? More for me I guess 🤧💖 jsvdhsvsh

Also, no worries ma bien-aimee, I’m doing okay! But if you don't hear from me for more than four days again, you can just assume that I’m filling up a lake with my tears /j but really, I’m doing fineee. Plus, my beloved's doing fine, that alone is more than enough of a reason to get through the day! And yay to you for finally finishing it! I'm sure you can manage as you fix it! I am once again sending you my positive and nonprocrastinating energy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ✨

"[...] let's grow old together" <<< that's you completely making me lose all my sense of anything xjdvsjvaja how do I respond to that?? My beloved?? Who gave you the right to be so damn smooth? And sweet?? And– and– KAVDJWVWJDVEJVDKAVDKSSVWJGDHDHSJEGEKSBSJEVWKBDJSBWOSHSHVDJEHEIDHDIWVDOJAVEIKE.

"words are temporary, keysmashing is forever." -Ly when Sem breaks her (/pos) and leaves her brain unworking (I'm glad I took your offer for marriage on that one faithful ask I sent djdvjs)

User tsunonotarou will be missed. Did I mention how you’ve completely changed the word for me? Every time I read ‘tsunotarou’ it’s not Malleus Draconia I think of, but my beloved Sem! (I’m not even the slightest bit complaining) And! I am also here to support you and be with you (hopefully) every step of the way, hehe♡♡♡ always wishing the very best for you✨

I might take you up on that offer regarding the 4k ramble jdbdjs. one day...perhaps...or I could just dump random writings I have on your inbox. Either way, I hope I'm sure you'll like it jdvdjsxg

-Ly <3 (other than this being what I go by, you can also refer to this as ‘Love You<3’ ehehe, so you will be reminded of my love even as I end my message)

STYX Idia slanders are not welcomed here 🙄✋/j listen, listen…I love the awkward and dripping with sarcasm introvert Idia but professional Idia…Idia being all professional…all professional…HITS THE SPOT.

You can’t blame me for worrying ಥ_ಥ there’s no other way to come in contact with you unless you send an ask so I’m very :( whenever I don’t talk to you for some time </3 AAA BUT I HOPE THIS DOESN’T COME OFF AS PRESSURING THOUGH PLEASE I’m very clingy to Ly you see 😔👊 /hj

But I’m happy to hear that you’re doing fine! Filling up a lake with tears I see…I usually fill oceans up with my tears so I win <(￣▽￣)> /j I don’t wanna see you cry but please know that sometimes crying it all out is just what you need okie 🥺 even if you said /j I still want you to know that <33

Thank you!! Let’s hope I don’t forget any mistakes and manages to fix them all correctly </3 thank you for the positive and productive energy~ 😚 would you like me to send some of mine back? ;)

BUHUAHAUQHALWHDHASJDKSK what can I say <(￣▽￣)> I very much adore flustered-and-losing-all-self-control Ly so <(￣▽￣)> had to throw that grow old together one out <(￣▽￣)>

WORDS 🗣 ARE 🗣 TEMPORARY 🗣 KEYSMASHING 🗣 IS 🗣 FOREVER 🗣🗣🗣

Wise words my lovely Ly 🥰 I’m proud to say that I have such an effect on you ♪(´ε｀ ) and I’m glad I proposed to you on that faithful ask you sent 😚

Yup, tsunonotarou will be missed ಥ_ಥ it’s been such a wild ride there and I met the love of my life (cough named Ly cough) there so it’s very 🥺🧡 however!! Sometimes a new start is better <3

AND OOOFMFFMMYOFNGODMG you have no idea how heartwarming that is to hear 🥺 I-I changed the word for y-you? 🥺 I used to have a love-hate relationship with the url tsunonotarou because it’s so unoriginal but this…Ly you’re making me cry again (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`) /pos

I’m very happy and glad that you’re still with me!! Let’s create more and more memories together here hehehe <3

TAKE THAT 4K RAMBLE OFFER LIKE HOW YOU TOOK MY MARRIAGE PROPOSAL OFFER COWARD I BETTER SEE YOU DUMPING ANYTHING YOU WANT IN MY INBOX!!! IF ITS NOT AT LEAST 4K WORDS THEN I DONT WANT IT 😤✋ /j I love everything you send me 😌🤎 I’m sure I’ll love it.

“Love You <3”…L-Love You…am I the smooth one here or are you the smooth one here? I don’t think I’ll ever win ಥ_ಥ you’re always making my heart go doki doki with everything you write…this is unfair…>:( I LOVE YOU TOO MY BELOVED LY

[fucked-up-mover-shaker]

How 🤔💯 ba-a-a-ad 💰💰 can I 👩 be? I'm 🔥🙋 just ♀ doing 📌🏿 what comes 💦🍆 naturally How 😡 ba-a-a-ad 💰💰 can I be? I'm just 🤣🐕 following my 👈 destiny How ba-a-a-ad 💰💰 can 🅱 I be? 🐝 I'm 🐝 just doing 🏿 what 😦💆 comes 💦 naturally How 🗣 ba-a-a-ad 💰💰 can 🔫💸 I be? 🏼 How 🤷😮 bad 👎 can I 👈 possibly be? 🐝🤔 Well there's 💍 a principle 👴🏾 of 💦 nature 🌿🌿 (Principle 👴 of nature) 🏔🍃 That almost 💯💯 every 👏👏 creature 🐙🐙 knows ⁉👃 Called ⏱ survival of the 😳 fittest (Survival of ☪ the 👩😦 fittest) And 👏 check ✔💸 it ❔😍 this 😎⬆ is 😍🅱 how 💯 it 👏 goes The animal that ♂🎅 eats 😩 gotta scratch And fight 👿 and claw and 👏 bite 👄 and punch 👊👊 And ✝😁 the animal that 🦃😐 doesn't Well ✌ the animal that doesn't Winds 🍃🍃 up 😍😑 someone 👍 else's lu-lu-lu-lu-lunch (Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch) I'm ☝💰 just 🍅👌 sayin' How 💯 ba-a-a-ad can I 👁👏 be? 🅰🐝 I'm just ♀🏌 doing what comes naturally How 💯🗣 ba-a-a-ad 💰💰 can 💦🔫 I be? 🐝 I'm 👁🏼 just 🕛 following my 👨 destiny How ba-a-a-ad can 🔫🔫 I 😎🕵 be? 👎 I'm 💡🏻 just ☠ doing 📌 what 😦😦 comes 💦 naturally How 🤷😟 ba-a-a-ad 💰💰 can I 👀👌 be? 🐝 How 🗣 bad 😍 can 🔫🔫 I 👁🎅 possibly be? 😱🐝 There's 👌 a 👏😭 principle 🏾 in ♂ business 💸💉 (Principle 👴 in 🙌 business) 🔫💸 That everybody knows 🤔 is 🈶👏 sound 🎶🎶 It says 🗣🗨 the 🖥 people with the money 💱 (People with the money) 💦💶 Make 📝👨 this ever-loving 😍🙅 world 🔪 go 'round So 👀🕥 I'm biggering my 🙋🔥 company 🏢😳 I'm biggering my 😀👖 factory 🍑🍆 I'm 👍😤 biggering my corporate sign Everybody out 🔜😐 there, 💾💦 take 👀♦ care of 💦💦 yours And 👏 me? I'll 👀 take 👆 care of 🔥💡 Mine, 💻 mine, 😱⛏ mine, ☺ mine, 💗🤗 mine (Shake that bottom ⬇ line) 〰 Let me hear 👂👂 you say Smogulous smoke 🚬 (Smogulous smoke) 🚬 Schloppity schlop (Schloppity schlop) Complain all 💯 you want, 🤕 it's 🐸🙌 never ever, ☺😠 ever, 🅱😄 ever 😔💻 gonna stop ❌ Come 💦 on 🎅💰 how bad 👦 can 💦😜 I 👁🐝 possibly be? How 💯🅱 ba-a-a-ad 💰💰 can I 😂 be? 🐝 I'm 💵💦 just ❗😤 building an 🌑💶 economy How ba-a-a-ad can I 👀🤴 be? 😡🐝 Just 👏👏 look at me 👿 pettin' this ⚠😤 puppy How 👏💯 ba-a-a-ad 💰💰 can I be? A 💬 portion 👌 of proceeds goes 🙊💦 to 💦 charity How 🤔💯 ba-a-a-ad 💰 can 💦🔫 I 💦😩 be? 🐝 How 👏💯 bad can 💦💦 I 🚟 possibly be? Let's 🙋 see 👀👁 (How 😦 ba-a-a-ad can I be?) All 😄 the customers ♂🏻 are 🙏 buying (How ba-a-a-ad 💰💰 can 💦😧 I be?) 😒 And 👏👏 the 💪👏 money's 💷🤑 multiplying (How 🤔 ba-a-a-ad 💰💰 can 🔫 I be?) 💚🐝 And the 👏 PR people 👨 are lying 🤥 (How 😦😐 ba-a-a-ad can I 😩⌨ be?) 🐝 And 👏💰 the ☀ lawyers are 🔢🐙 denying (How ❓ ba-a-a-ad 💰💰 can I 👀😤 be?) 🅰🏿 Who 👀 cares if a 🚨👌 few trees 🎄🌳 are dying? 👌 (How ba-a-a-ad 💰 can ♂ I 🐝🖐 be?) 🐝 This is all so 😰❓ gratifying How bad... How bad 💦 can ☺👌 this 🌎 possibly be? 👎🐝

[stevebabey]

hi it's me ANON (del) cAN U rigHT suM hEadcanNNons plZ thx 👌💯👊😤 #itseverydaybro

why would you expose yourself you walnut aND I WAS SO GOING TO NOT ANSWER THIS BECAUSE OF UR DUMB HASHTAG but yeah i gotchu headcanons 

so imagine cutest and certified nerd peter parker 

just studying on his bed on his typical (and boring) friday night 

well, he’s trying to study 

and maybe he could achieve something if he could actually focus 

but the next door next door neighbor you guys literally share a wall 

are either having the best karaoke night e v e r

 or they are going through the biggest break up 

because mr. brightside is all peter’s heard through the wall for the last half hour

after futile and failing attempts to block out the offkey singing that is echoing through the apartment wall

peter swears he tried his best

eventually the wailing of the killers couldn’t be tuned out

and peter, a fair bit annoyed 

seriously? it was like 11pm??? 

he finally got up, exited his apartment and found himself in front of your apartment door

you guys hadn’t really interacted,except maybe once or twice 

the first, being when you had called out, in agony and frustration after a winding day of homework that had fried your brain  

“fucking hell what is thREE TIMES SEVEN" 

and peter graciously gave you the answer 

the second being, 

when peter oh-so-gracefully stubbed his toe while trying to attempt something he shouldn’t have in a room his size

 and when he yelped and released a series of 12-year-old curses 

”fudgecakes! that fricking hurt!“

a voice through the wall quietly asked if he was okay

 failing to stifle their giggles

and receiving an embarrassed ”yep, i’m ok“ in reply

and the third time, now, as peter stood awkwardly in front of your apartment door

hesitating briefly before he knocked and hoped you’d hear him over the wailing of i neverRrrRRrrRRRr

the door swings inward a lot quicker than peter expects 

any anger he had at the noise disturbance is kicked out of his mind because you don’t look nearly as cheery as the previous times he’s seen you in the elevator

you manage a small smile as you recognize who it is 

your swoon-worthy neighbour that you definitely hadn’t checked before, no, not at all

realizing he was probably over because of your booming and obnoxious music

instantly you’re trying to straighten out your ruffled clothes and wipe any drips of mascara

you laugh sadly as you apologise

”sorry about the music, i’ll turn it down, i promise“

but now peter’s more worried about the state of you, rather than his inability to study 

because what could’ve possibly happened that caused you to spend your friday night in tears with mr. brightside on repeat?

”uh, n-no it’s fine– are you okay?“ 

you smile a little more at his concerned voice, wiping your face once more as you shake you head with a chuckle 

”nah, it’s just…been a shit day“ 

unexpectedly and definitely not like peter, the next words out of his mouth are, "anything i can do to help? keep you company?" 

(he’s facepalming internally because who says "keep you company” as a flirtatious line?????)

but um yeah you invite him in and after some awkward moments 

i mean you haven’t ever really MET the guy before

the night ends with snacking and karaoke-ing together, except not to sad songs anymore

britney makes an appearance and so do your 8-year old dance moves which peter finds hilarious

and after some backstreet boys, abba is the next fave 

starting with a saucy duet to “lay all your love on me” which peter embarrassingly knows all the words to

the final song is the obvious favourite, dancing queen 

lots of bed jumping!! 

 and it’s definitely peters favourite because you looked so delighted when the song came on

 and you’re so !!! 

he can’t help but gaze adoringly 

and basically you guys become best friends over night 

which works so well because you’re wALL neighbours 

and tguesklresjkmfs i want him

[bdamanlover4ever]

Boruto, cheats: I’ve never done anything wrong in my life.

Mitsuki: I know👏👏👏thats my sun™️🔥🔥🔥YOU ARE DOING AMAZING 👏🤩🤩KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK 💯NO LACKING DAYS. YOU STAY MAKING ME PROUD!😆 I WAS BORN TO MEET YOU!😤😤 I’D KILL FOR YOU💢👊💢THEY CAN CATCH THESE LANKY SNAKE ARMS. BB😫💓DONT STOP BEING YOU.