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kolasimitera · 2 years

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birth is okay and death is okay.

living is absolutely terrible.

#everything in between birth and death is ghetto #i don't particularly enjoy it except for when inmake myself salted caramel ice coffees in the morning #and also having a laugh with loved ones #but i dont laugh too often

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sneez · 3 months

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more of them :D normally i do not care for modern aus but the concept of dea being able to read books in braille and gwynplaine getting an autism diagnosis is so appealing i am making an exception. please do not tag as body horror or anything similar [id in alt text]

#the man who laughs #l'homme qui rit #gwynplaine #dea #and homo! :D #artwork #please ignore how bad i am at drawing dogs (i know hes a wolf but given that this is a modern au i am going with zimbo. i <3 zimbo)#i can never get gwyn's hair right i always draw it looking way too fluffy. i need to look up more reference images of horribly bleached hai #i had so much fun with this :D as i said i am usually much more inclined towards historical aus but thinking about them happy in the modern #day with access to medicine and therapy and mobility aids and so on is irresistible to me. irresistible i tell you #is that how you spell irresistible. ive written it three times now so i hope so #im sorry i dont draw dea so often my mental picture of her is very clear whereas it's taken me a while to get to grips with gwynplaine so #my dea drawings are thin on the ground. a terrible crime for which i must atone #i hope you are all well my friends :D love you

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neurotypical-sonic · 7 months

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saw a post about "what if sonic and tails acted like realistic siblings" and sonic chasing tails around the house while tails was screaming bc tails ate sonic's food. but to me. it would be the other way around. it's TAILS' house. its' TAILS' food that he bought with his OWN money. sonic is the one mooching off him and tails is a lot more petty than sonic

#also i like. get really picky about 'realistic sibling experience' stuff too #yes a lot of it is true and amusing growing up with siblings is An Experience #but a lot of the stuff I see people do - in general im not talking about sonic fanart now - is passing off bullying or abuse as-#-'funny sibling shenanigans'. some 'average sibling experience' jokes and memes i laugh at but a lot just makes me cringe or get angry #idk. anyways i dont think sonic and tails would fall in to that dynamic too much or too often just due to them not living together #HOWEVER. yes. tails is conducting unethical experiments on sonic #egg.txt

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ferronickel · 2 months

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Thinking bout the time someone yelled at me because they didn't understand butches.

#feeling some kind of way about telling queer stories lately #and what makes something “queer enough”#which. in my opinion is that any story I tell is queer enough because I am a queer person telling stories about queer characters #but there are always going to be people who call that into question if boys arent kissing boys and girls arent kissing girls #in easy uncomplicated ways #looking glasses is meant to be messy #everyone is at turning points in their lives. they're young adults whose identities and relatio ships aren't fully formed yet #but those complications (in my opinion) are what make the story queer #what are dess's pronouns? she/her but only because she hasnt had a chance to think about anything else #when an overbearing mother got her daughter back after they were missing for years #she might have a hard time adjusting to her child maybe not being her “daughter”#which is queerer: two women getting together or breaking up?#i dont think it matters #but I find these in between spaces interesting to explore #and it's my story that I'm doing for free #so even if dess looks too much like a man #i dont owe it to anybody to conform my story to someone else's expectations #(long ramble that probably isnt very coherent)#(i've just been thinking about some of this stuff lately. and this is the funniest response I've ever gotten to the comic)#(like yeah. she is a girl. good job!)#(i dont often get hate on the comic (which I'm glad for) so whenever I do I find the types of hate really fascinating)#(and dont worry. I got this months ago. I've just been thinking about it again recently and laughing)#nickel for my thoughts

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kinos-fortress-2 · 10 months

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idk comfort characters moment ig

#i should REALLY stop doodling around and start doing more serious art #anyways this is not shipp art btw i dont shipp them for me they are like brothers best friends even #demoman #miss pauling #tf2 #team fortress 2 #kino art #idk i just feel like drawing sad demo i think he got too much going on in that little head full of beer and depression...#and well he just needs a hug and venting for real and not making it much of a joke #IDK I WAS JUST LISTENING TO MITSKI AND LAMP AND BOOM sad doodle i guess #i think for demo is a bit hard to find a good time to vent and well his team kinda sucks for that #same goes w miss p this two are full of shit in their heads so why not listening w each other and crying idk #its been a time since i have draw demo...#those fucking hands... i hate often times drawing hands #idk why i made tf2 sad art i think is funny but who cares cringe is free look at me doing lovey dovey and sad art haha laugh at this guy

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aggressionbread · 3 months

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I'm still thinking about this fucked up BBQ Chicken bacon pizza we got from Papa John's like two years ago. So egregious I've held a grudge against Papa John ever since.

So first, there's so much fucking barbecue sauce on the thing that in some places, its completely drowning out all the other flavors. You can see it pooling out from underneath the cheese in some areas. By the end i had resorted to lifting up the cheese layer and scraping off the excess sauce, but it was still too much.

Which brings us to the second point, the elephant on the pizza. I do not think this is standard for Papa John's. I have never seen them do this before, nor since (since i've never been back) but i would like to direct your attention to the big spiral of bbq sauce on top. Was there not enough sauce for you already??? Did you need to add more sauce?

#i hope the highest fucking teenager in the world made this thing thats the only way i can justify its existence #i highly recommend bbq chicken bacon pizza just maybe dont get it from daddy johnathan's #its bbq sauce instead of pizza sauce. if you love onions throw some onions on there too if not please do not do that #but i love onions i think this pizza had onions which makes the betrayal so much worse #i find myself thinking about this abomination so often i had to look it up on my bfs twitter so i could see it again #im not actually bothered btw me and my bf just love to bring up 'that fucked up pizza we had' and it always makes me laugh #also this used to be the dramatic walls of text website. remember the lisa frank shampoo? i never evolved from that post style #theres so much sauce you can see it half way up the crust

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ryuseitai · 3 months

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walked in this morning snd my coworker says You're training today! and I said Oh.

#IM OT GOOD WITH POEPLEEE Eepecially not new people and #the girl im training is quiet And so am i so im like forcing mhself to be kind of outgoing Its torture.#And i also dont know how to..ask people to do things #or tell them to do something #Which is like. almost all of what training is #omfg im only 18 and shy whyy whyyy #well its not too bad actall6 hut inwas really nervous at first but im getting more used to it #but i gave to train people bc im a Team Lead #which means nothing to me except thay i know how to do my job #and a 50 cent pay increase than not being one Wow..!#i wanna sleep so bad #Only. 3 and half more hours after my break ends.#i am glad tho atkeast it is good experience for like.. interacting with people #this job in general has made me a lot better at that and less anxiety aroujd it #but im still a shy and quiet person to begin with #and i say weird things on accident #Its funny tbh hiw often i say something just like. Something that i think is regular and normal #and not suppsed to be a joke or comedic and ppl im talking to start laughing #lile not my intent but if youre happy im happy💗

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nomoremrnicefag · 4 months

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tmagp listeners how we feeling

#the magnus protocol #dont read the tags if you dont want spoilers #the statement had me genuinely unsettled so well done jonny #and augustus's voice staying so robotic and appearing the least often cannot be just a coincidence #maybe its a time period thing?? since i personally think hes one of the old guard #and he wasnt as robotic for as long on the older statement but i could be reading too much into it as well??#AND GEORGIE!! she feels fear now?#and what on earth is celia doing there was a snippet in the previous episode and we know shes researching specific topics #so shit is PERSONAL i feel like #and i felt soo bad for gwen when sam started laughing at her the va's performance was amazing #also alive has got a point but process whats just happened to you impossible challenge??#tmagp spoilers

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the-acid-pear · 5 months

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The thing about the painter analog that people don't get and makes them hate it is that at heart this isn't a serious horror story. This is pure gore not only for the sake of gore but for the sake of camp. Once I was talking of to my dad laughing at the guy who had his face sanded off and he was like yeah not new they did that in Jason already 🙄 which was later reinforced by UrbanSpook admitting this is inspired by those old 80s slasher which should tell you everything.

I'm saying this bc i saw a video pairing it with Playground and the incest game and while I don't know the second I watched a video on playground once and the difference is that that book is trying to tell a story and say something on top of the gore but the later makes it hard to care. Which is kind of the issue another "gone too far" piece of media my beloved A Serbian Film runs into where you cannot take yourself too seriously if you also want to show over the top violence or you'll lose the audience.

OF COURSE there are exceptions like Hostel, Saw and 😏 the human centipede ☺️ (cocksucker for that movie and it's more serious points, though it barely counts bc the gore is very tame save for in 2) and I couldn't exactly tell you what's the difference between what makes them work and what doesn't but still.

But I'm getting off topic I'm not here to say which media is good or not I'm here to point out the painter is not a serious story that asks you to care for the characters it's a over the top schlocky gore that asks you to go GROOOOSS or laugh at the over the top brutality it presents. Which is very standard in horror.

#luly talks #urbanspook #the painter analog horror #also yes actually I'll mention THC again bc that movie is deemed to go ''too far'' which is joked about often in its sequels #in 3 after the inmates at the prison watch the movie they echo the opinions of the public (calling the director sick saying he'd be jailed #etc except for my best friend who GETS IT and is laughing ILY BESTIE) and 2 is a direct response to the reaction of 1 #while 1 is an extremely fucking tame horror movie BY ALL FUCKING MEANS (1 surgery scene and its so clean. after that just a tad bit of blood #and some minor infection) they made a movie that ACTUALLY went too far #and i ironically enough hate it despite appreciating this bc it just isn't fun for me. because it's trying a bit too hard.#but in case you don't know. one of the links of the centipede is a pregnant woman. she escapes and gives birth in the car. baby falls on the #brakes. she steps on its head.#pointing it out since children seem to be the point ppl go THIS IS TOO FAR #i personally found the baby squishing the highlight of the movie. second to that is. the barbed wire rape #which i didn't like because i don't enjoy seeing women be raped in my movies but its like #so funny man. literally bro put barbed wire on his cock. like that's just iconic #what shit like this and the painter are trying to achieve is simple shock. and that's FUN.#if you dont find it fun that's literally okay it simply isn't your piece of cake but that doesn't mean its bad or it shouldn't exist.#like i still see ppl insult it like GROW UP... THIS KIND OF HORROR HAS EXISTED FOREVER STOP BEING SUCH A BABY MAN

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hella1975 · 1 year

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sometimes i think about the fact my grandparents literally overnight just cut us off and im like. how did u even do that. does it torment you

#eeaao's 'how did you let me go so easily' moment. like i dont let myself even THINK about this too often #bc i immediately beat myself back with the 'if it's hard for you then imagine how hard it is for mum. her PARENTS cut her off'#but like. idk. my nan i couldn't give less of a shit about which is something i always find so interesting #bc even as a child with NO basis for it or any understanding of her behaviour both past and present i still wasn't Comfortable around her #like children are smart actually. i just Knew her vibes were off and i Knew my mum was weird when she was around #like i truly dont think i ever loved my nan even when she was a very frequent part of my life #but my grandad? i ADORED him. id see him multiple times a week and he's the kindest man ive ever met #and hannah what i told you about my mum saying certain people have magnetic auras THAT WAS ABOUT HIM #like i cant actually put into words what it was about him but people just wanted to know him and spend time with him #but he was weak and let my nan walk all over him and when push came to shove he chose her and now ive not spoken to him in 3 years #& i KNOW he loved me. he thought the world of me like it's a bitter unspoken thing between me & my sister that we KNOW i was his favourite #he used to buy me egg butties at agricultural shows when my mum said no and specifically ask for two eggs #he used to sit and eat his soup with me when he came over to do work at the house #he used to play with me. he used to smile all the time. i can so clearly hear the way he'd go ''iya [my name]' with his proper rural accent #or how he'd tell anyone who would listen 'she's tough as old boots that one'#and i could make him laugh like NO ONE else could and he'd light up and go 'give over' and he genuinely enjoyed my company #i KNOW HE DID. and i havent spoken to him in 3 years. he'll be dead soon #and i cant talk to my mum about it bc it's her DAD it is so much worse for her and i cant talk to my sister about it #bc she wasn't close with him like i was and she just shuts the conversation down and those are the only two people #who know my grandad and know what he meant to me so im just here like. he literally stopped speaking to me overnight #i stopped hearing from him i stopped meeting up with him im so so angry with him the love is still there i dont know where to put it now #why couldnt he stay. why did he pick her when she's a loveless void of inhumanity. why werent we enough #hella goes home #my grandparents on my dad's side are also not in the picture funnily enough but idgaf about them. she got that grandparentless swag

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psalmsofpsychosis · 6 months

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after my ✨️third✨️ attempt in the past 4 days to expose myself to standup comedy and build my lukewarm-jokes survival muscles i'll hereby conclude that jesus christ i'd rather fucking die

#like yes i'm sure there are actual funny standup comedians out there but #you people laugh at this shit??????#98.99% of standup comedy culture is quite frankly incomprehensible to me i've never not-laughed at something this hard #i love george carlin but then again i watch him for sociopolitical commentary not for laughing #a lot of standup comedians are really just. extremely angry and frustrated borderline hateful people #or people with 45 accumulated years of severe depression which i mean. is absolutely fine to me #like the way i want to sit the lot of these people down and go ''talk to me. You're alright; you dont need the subpar 3.5/10 #socially acceptable veneer of jokes you can afford to have 2.5 seconds of sincere unscripted rage. maybe even cry a little.#you can do this i believe in you; cmon lets go''#like these people are.... insanely unfunny. as a funny clown with funny shoes i find stand up comedy abhorrent honestly.#no offence whatsoever to people who like it; i know 'funny' is very a very subjective experience #i just think that the funniest people alive are often people who dont directly aim for being funny; it's got a medusa curse #the moment you look at funny directly you become the unfunniest person on the planet #(i adore hannah gadsby too but again. watching for sociopolitical commentary not for fun)#oh and i've been thinking about Joker's business of being ''funny'' too; pretty damn sure my experience of mainstream ''funny''#is gonna play into that. oof

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kurjakani · 8 months

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2 be clear i don't think it's very kind to tell strangers they look sick/unwell

#kanitalk #I mean i do look sick/unwell very often i have a very pathetic sad face. Even with hair #AND im consistantly self concious about it 🫰🫡#I agree but thats not very nice still #(Edit: i feel bad sayinh this im sure u didnt mean anything bad im just clarifying bc i dont think people should say that 2 other people)#(Im usually a huge pushover over what ppl say to me but)#(The idea of me just laughing it off & this person saying that to someone else too bv they thouhht it was funny/ok bums me out)#(But it wa funny in this case)#(Jusy dont go saying that to otjer ppl pls 😭😭)

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stepfordgoth · 1 year

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Sometimes on this website I find myself being exposed to a penis so small I can only truly refer to it as a peepee

#i have GOT to unfollow some of the gay men i follow. every other post lately is nude men ....... which is like. obviously i dont mind it #since i followed them in the first place but its become entirely too frequent lately ....... losing its luster and more often than not just #making me laugh. either the other people i follow have slowed down their posting lately or the nudie men accounts have #severely stepped it up lmao. its too much.

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akkivee · 2 years

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i’d honestly forgotten how clean the hangout streams are supposed to run until now lmao it looks like we’re off to a great start with the fairy trio (as dubbed by hayama-san lol)

#this is vee speaking #kijima-san has one of my favourite laughs from the cast sakakihara-san is cute today too and hayami-san is as quirky as ever lol #kijima-san going ‘I DONT KNOW THAT PERSON’ whenever he sees himself without his blond hair is still hilarious #and him going ‘oh thank GOD eiji’s mistake didn’t get played back!!!! soooo grateful!!!!!’ when bat debut played absolutely killed me lol!!!#kijima-san isn’t hifumicore very often but when he is he’s hilarious lol #i was too distracted by bat seiyuu moving and singing during the 5th live recap #but it sounds like asanuma-san cheered sakakihara-san up after his mistake???? asa-nii???? 🥺🥺🥺🥺#also!!!! did you hear when hayami-san called sakakihara-san an irl 2d character LOL???

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snekdood · 1 year

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i could give these bitches a million dollars and they'd still treat me like im not doing enough. like im done w yall fake progressives yall dont care about shit for shit. yall only care about yourselves and shit that benefits you specifically and if it benefits anyone else thats an after thought and just a bonus to you, you dont actually *care* if other ppl benefit from the shit you do.

#hell you'd prolly demand more money bc you're so inside your own ass and ego that thats all you care about.#YOU getting money. THATS IT. thats ALL its ever been.#you'd rather play on my guilt and get more money (abuser behavior btw) than decide 'this is enough for me now lets ask him to donate #to charity'#bc you think its FUNNY. you think its morally fine and neutral to do that kind of shit.#you think its FUNNY to be abusive and play on peoples guilt. thats literally it. you get kicks and laughs out of it. thats all you care #about. thats literally it.#you care about manipulating ppl outta their money and you think being abusive is funny and being manipulative is funny and thats your entir #personality. this is just an example btw just tryna speak on a phenomena im observing #yall would do this shit too if i 'apologized' for all supposed 'crimes' i committed #you'd demand more apolgies for more shit i either didnt do or is tame asfuck that other people in your life do but that you dont bat an eye #at bc you dont hate them. but bc you hate me you think your hatred of me is a moral justification to treat me like shit #and youd demand those apologies bc you think me humbling myself before you is FUNNY. you think of it as if im a peasant and your a king bc #its the only way you can feel power over me.#you dont *actually* care about me righting wrongs. thats never what its been about. you want to feel power. thats it #which is why- by the way- dont often apologize for shit you guys demand me to. because ik its alll just a power play thing for you.#you dont care.#not that i even have money like that- by the way- but im trying to point out how yall would be about this #i could give you 10 billion dollars- if i had it- and it still wouldnt be enough.

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syncrovoid-presents · 1 year

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YOU CAN HIT A TAG LIMIT??? My ramblings in the tags have been conquered and squashed by the 30 tag limit. How silly!

#syncrovoid.txt #delete later #maybe??#ANYWAYS if i continue the story it wouldn't make much sense so i will wrap it up by saying #sleep deprivation isnt actually rhat bad and you really have to work to get bad symptoms #anyways on a totally unrelated note i have to take 2 to 4 times the amount of pain killers or sedatives for the to start impacting me #when my wisdom teeth were removed (rude! they are mine haha!) i was given 3 sedatives and full legal dose laughing gas and i was like.#just there. in the room chilling. they did local anesthetics and i remember that whole thing moreso than the average day!#even though the sedatives were supposedly supposed to make you forget or hazy?#anyways near the end of the surgery my dad is walking in the hallway and opens the door but before he fully came in i was like #“hey dad!!” and waved. but when you are supposed to lay still with your mouth held open by tools and filled with blood you are NOT #supposed to sit up and welcome people in. and because my face was covered it was by the sound of his shoes?#i dont reember that bit as much but my dad told me it after and when i went for the follow up the dentist said he'd never been #jumpscared in such a situation by someone who should've been conked out #after the surgery i got up and the dentist gave me my teeth in a small bag (i kept it as a test to see if my memory would get messed up #since how often does that happen?) and i just walked away. freaked out a bunch of people though and my parents lol #anyways it is a joke for some people i know that i am simply Built Different. i think i am just too silly to contain by mortal rules <-#i joke in a very silly way!! i am soso sleep deprived right now #dhould i be saying any of this? is my typing making sense? my fingers are numb and my brain feels three shades ourple from forest deep teal #time to sleowly pass out and time travel! farewell all ye who read this! i hope ye have wondrous days ahead of you and a lovely life!!!#@:P

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