#but i just can't shake off the feeling that things definetly WERE like that somewhere

[knockoffcaesar]

Reading southern gothic as a non-american is a wild experience. Like the corn is high, the days are hot, gravy and grits that the servant cooked are splendid, the swamps are deadly and she used her ex-husband's klansman robe to cover the plants in the backyard in winter. Oh and almost everyone is deformed in one way or another (I wonder why).

[wednesdaynn]

NSFW ABC: steve rogers

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warnings: i mean it is in the title. DNI minors

A/N: i love these things and since i've kinda had a writers block for a while now i'll upload something a bit lighter hearted.

no edits, all mistake are mine. i apologize english isn't my first language. let me know what you guys think fits our pretty boy the best.

A = After care (what they're like after sex)

look aftercare was probably not a thing back in his time, but steve always wants the best for his girl. but so does she. so after some time they figured out the perfect thing for after care, that works for both of them.

sometimes he will run a bath the both of to relax in as you lay your head back on his shoulder as he peppers your neck with soft pecks. his hands rub softly on your waist.

other times he'll order your guys' favorite take-out. relaxing with a warm meal and a nice glass of wine. he'll put on a movie or just talk with you.

B = body part (their favorite body part)

steve's favorite body part on himself are definetly his thighs and biceps, he knows how much they drive you crazy. when he's picking you up and holding you against the wall like you weigh nothing while he pounds into you at a speed you can't even comprehend.

or when you guys are making out and you start grinding down on his thighs trying to get yourself off. he would take off your bottoms and panties, grabbing your hips and moving them back and forth on his jean-clad thigh leaving a stain. as you'd slowly fall apart.

his favorite body part on you is definetly your thighs as well. he loves tracing soft kisses up your thigh. occiasonally biting and leaving hickies. especially seeing them the morning after littered in purple marks.

or when he starts eating you out, sucking on your clit. your thighs resting on his shoulders and he has to hold them down, because they haven't stopped shaking after you third orgasm that he's given you that night.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

let me tell you one thing, and remember this well, steve is disgusting and filthy. at first he wasn't a big fan of it, he thought it would make you uncomfortable and feel disgusting. but your reaction was quite the opposite. now he loves covering you his cum from head to toe. and plus, if you're giving him head and it starts to drip down your chin.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

don't think it's much of a secret, but steve has a thing for being called captain in bed. after growing up as an asthmatic ragdoll where women didn't want him and men would make fun of him, he's become quite insecure. but the power that title gives him reassures him and makes him feel like he's in charge.

so when you're under him moaning "captain, please fuck me harder." and you're so compliant to everything and trust him to take care of you. he knows. he knows you want him and he feels loved.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

steve was in the military, not a choir boy. especially after the serum every women was after him, the guy definetly knew his way around. but there was a lot of things to learn in a modern time. so when he started dating you he definetly had a lack.

but he's a quick learner, and by no time he had you all figured out and he knew how to make you cum by the simplest deeds.

F = favorite position

he definetly likes it simple. missionary all the way. he'd love for his girl fall apart beneath him, your legs wrapped around his waist while he pins your hands down above her head. your eyes rolling back from the stimulation.

or when he has had a rough day. maybe some team members got injured or they didn't get the intel they were hoping for. the man has to let his frustations out somewhere. and that's you. at those times he loves it when you set the pace for a sec, get on top of him and ride him. one hand on the back of your neck holding your head in place so that your foreheads are touching and he can look in your eyes. his other hand is lower, his thumb rubbing circles on your clit.

G = Goofy? (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

i personally think steve is definetly more on the goofy side. he'd like you to be comfortable at all times and laughing once in a while or making a stupid comment just to get you to giggle, is what really gets him going. just knowing your comfortable around him. and seeing him turn from goofy to daddy in second always gets you going as well.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

i think steve definetly likes it to be trimmed, not gone all the way, but just looking proper.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

steve is definetly a hopeless romantic, to a point where it goes a bit too far even. but you love it all the same. he likes to make the most out of everything. so he'd def whisper loving phrases in your ears and kiss you passionately.

although like mentioned earlier if he gets in one of those moods, where the world seems to be turned against him, romance can very quickly be forgotten and turned into a "you like that you dirty slut, want your captain to fill you up with his cum."

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

steve used to rub one out often, especially with his work he'd get frustrated and needed some form of release. it has become lesser now that he's seeing someone again. but hes definetly not against it. besides mutual masturbation pleases both of you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

contrary to popular belief i don't think steve has many kinks. the basic ones of course, like a captain/authority kink, but you're definetly the one who wants to try new things and steve doesn't hesitate and enjoys them as well because he loves seeing you in so much pleasure.

L = location (favorite places to do the do)

after a romantic date, just his bed please. he'd probably have it decorated with rosepetals and maybe some candle light. the shower or bathtub is also a common place, but mostly dring quickies or just to relax and be in each others arms.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

when you get all dolled up he can't control himself. he loves seeing you in baggy sweatpants and one of his shirts that are way to big on you, but when you get dressed up. big mascare-coated lashes looking up at him. or that shiny lipgloss on you plump lips. and those dresses with the kitten heels. he loves everyhting about you.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

definetly hurt you. he can call you so many things and he definetly likes to get a bit rougher at rare times, but never, ever would he hurt you on purpose.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

steve definetly loves receiving from time to time, but no matter how many times you tell him you love it, he still thinks it's a burden to you.

he defnitely loves eating you out. although he didn't have that much experience with this before you. you taught him well, and now it's one of his favorite things to do.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

steve is definetly a slow and steady guy. he likes to see you fall apart slowly beneath him, whining for him to faster. even when doing a quickie he makes sure to take his time for this.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

definitely not his fave, as mentioned before, but when either of you guys get in the mood and there's not much time or room to do it, no biggie.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he will experiment if you're the one who comes up with it, he's not one to introduce new things into the game. especially seeing your yes light up when you bring it up, how can he say no? of course he has his limits and he'll tell you. there were a few times though, where he came up with something he wanted to try. apparently he overheard it in a conversation with tony. bondage...

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

ohohoh steve has stamina alright, this man can go on for hours and hours. and he takes a lot in pleasure in doing it(you). he'll pound into you for the whole night until you almost pass out from all the pleasure.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

steve wouldn't mind using any toys with you. he knows you have them, and occiasionally use them when he's away on a mission for a longer time. the only reason he doesn't is because you've never brought it up before.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

i think steve is sometimes teases. most of the time steve is a more romantic type where he likes to take his time to pull you apart before him and just watch you enjoy yourself, without much teasing. he'd be so gentle and loving and granting all your wishes before he makes love to you.

but...

at other times he'll be such a tease especially when you've been needy all day or just bothering him during work or his workout routine. he'd be a menace, taking just enough to get you worked up, but never enough to make you cum or feel accomplished. at those times he likes to see you work for it and beg him to let you finish.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

oh boy is steve loud. this guy like to make noise, he loves to show his appreciation for you, when you go down on him and take him all in your mouth. or when you've been such a good girl, waiting for him all day and showing you how much he missed you.

especially when he's been away on a mission for a while.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

steve is an artist. in many ways. and his favorite art work to this day in the one the two of you made. he adores drawing you all the time, when you're naked especially. but one time when he was painting and you had been needy all day he knew he had to use this to his advantage. and now theres a beautiful canvas with many weird shapes and strokes of paint on it. and a stain in the shower from some red paint that dried up.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

personally i think steve his dick is definetly bigger than average size. it's not too long, but mini america is girthy as hell. he has a long vein running on the underside of it and it is slighty curved to the left.

steve knows his dick can be some form of an issue for some people and he takes his time easing into you because he knows it might hurt. but boy oh boy, once he's in does it feel good. fills you up in all the right ways, and hits the spot all the time.

and sometimes he can even see it portruding your stomach, and he lays his hand on it and whispers in your ear how good you're taking him.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

i think after the serum his hormones skyrocketed through the roof. and before he started seeing you masturbation was a daily ritual and sometimes even a must instead of a lust. but he found a girl who knows how to keep up with him, adn he hates being apart from you and having to do it all by himself again. one thing he likes about modern technology is skype...

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

steve won't fall asleep after you do. he wants you to be comfortable and be there for you if you need him. and besides, he's most times less exhausted that you, because duhh, super soldier stamina and all.

[yandere-romanticaa]

Imagine...

Entering the office, only to be met with utter silence. It was weird seeing the place so empty since someone was always there, even if they were just lazing around. But, the one thing that stood out was the green notebook on Kunikida's desk. You just stared at it, somewhat eager to read it. Kunikida always made sure that no one got to read it especially you.

With a sigh, you made your way towards your own desk and started to arrange some papers. But no matter how hard you tried, your eyes always wandered back to the notebook. It was just sitting there on the desk, like it was begging to be read! It was weird that Kunikida didn't have it with him, but he was most likely somewhere near with the director. You pondered on what you should do. Should you respect Kunikida's privacy, and not touch the notebook or should you satisfy your own desire to read it?

After a few minutes of thinking, curiosity won the battle. People always did say that curiosity killed the cat but everyone always failed to mention that satisfaction brought it back.

You got up and quietly walked towards the wodden table, slightly nervous of getting caught. But still, you persisted and you now finally had the little green notebook in your hands. Carefully opening it, you noted that there wasn't anything special on the first few pages. Just some of Kunikida's chores, the bills the Agency had to pay, everything Dazai had damaged, etc. But, something caught your eye. It was a entry and your name was writen several times in it. Curiously, you read it.

"Monday, 08:32

(y/n) was late to work and I made sure to lightly scold her about that. She apologized, but I just felt so bad. I didn't want to sound so harsh, but it needed to be done. Then she..."

Most of the entries were like this. Some of them were even downright cute! But, the more and more you continued to read, you realized just how wrong everything had become. The entries were much darker now, and were just plain creepy. They contained all of your personal information, including phone numbers, adress, favorite foods, hobbies, the names and adresses of your friends, your god damn bra size... No longer were the entries focused on Kunikida's frustrations, now the only focus was you. Everything you did, everywhere you went, it was all written down. Kunikida expressed his horrible jelaousy towards Dazai and other men, how much he hated when you look at them and just how god damn sweet you were towards them. He wanted that sweetness for himself, he wanted you to be in his arms, he wanted you all to himself. He wrote down several plans to "ensure you become his". He had a werehouse, clorophone, chains and all sorts of things that were just huge red flags. You finally got to the last entry, which was early in the morning.

"Friday 07:30

I am tired of waiting. My patience is running thin, I just can't take it anymore... I hate how she pays attention to everyone else and not me... God this feeling is bothersome. The only thing that can stop it is by making sure that she is mine.

Mine!

MINE!!!

She needs to be MINE!!"

You were shocked by what you just read. Was...was Kunikida really like this? This definetly explained his strange behavior but...

"...what the Hell are you doing?"

Your blood ran cold. You recognised the voice to be Kunikida's and your eyes widened as you realized that he was staring both you and his notebook down. He was right behind you. He was so close that you could just feel his hot breath on your neck. You started to shake lightly as Kunikida took the notebook from your hands. You didn't have the guts to turn around, you were just so darn scared! You could hear Kunikida sigh as he closed his notebook. Before you could make a run for it, Kunikida stopped you by harshly tugging your hair. You gasped in horror as salty tears stung your eyes, while Kunikida used his other hand to grab your neck. He pulled you closer in to his embrace, like he was savouring the feeling of you in his arms. You could feel his other hand letting go of your (h/c) locks as he reached down to take something from his pocket. In a low but husky tone, he spoke again:

"(y/n), you can't just go around touching people's personal items, understand? You never know in what you might run in to..."

His voice trailed off at the last few words, and before you knew it something small and sharp had pricked your neck. You quickly realized that it was a drug as everything around you became a blurr. The only thing that you could make out was the rapid heartbeat of Kunikida, and before passing out in his arms, he spoke once again.

"You did not obey my order to not touch my notebook. Because of that, you deserve to be punished."

Before you knew it, you had passed out completely in your captors arms.