#but it's still SO FUNNY

[indigosabyss]

Sam being the Nova in Ultimate Spider-Man is so funny to me because all the other heroes are in Peter Parker's generation. Put back in high school. And there was a Nova from that generation who could have filled that spot. But no one knows who Rich Rider is lmaooooo

[maladaptivebandomdaydreaming]

This picture was saved in my computer as "men are from mars, pete is from moria".

I have been laughing for ten minutes.

I am a horrible person.

[perilegs]

The thing that gets me about Nøkk – a durge most concerned with how others perceive him, going so far as to wear an open shirt in camp from day 1 to let everyone think he is cool with the huge ass fresh vivisection scar (along with the other numerous scars on his body), since if he carries himself condifently enough, others will perceive him to be confident, and not even pay attention to the scars, or least of all not ask about them until he's decided how to answer any potential questions – is that he's romancing Astarion. It makes his Act 1 romance scene a bit funny.

Like sure Astarion's posing is a silent invitation to look at his back and he's willing to tell about the origin of his scars and even seems like it's something he wants to get off his chest. But It's still funny to play 5d mind chess about your own scars while casually asking others about theirs.

[sawthatmountainburn]

laying on my bed kicking my feet imagining transphobic girlbloggers seething that ethel cain gets to sing on stage with florence welch

[officialpenisenvy]

first callout in a LONG time and it's over fucking. israel and palestine

[genderfluid-druid]

me: 🧍

guest cat: (walks up and rubs against my legs)

guest cat: (hisses several times)

guest cat: (strolls away)

still me: 🧍

[othilaodal]

This is like my fave panel because they were refusing to give Ed food and a place to sleep because he's a state alchemist and it looks like Al, WHO DOES NOT NEED FOOD OR SLEEP, was like "fuck this, let him suffer alone"

[miniagula]

listen cars character design has always ALWAYS been on the nose but i never really realized it until finn mcfucking missile

[arianwells]

Put that beast on a leash

[kunosoura]

the turning point for the true ending of triangle strategy being fucking serenoa going “my conviction is... to be a centrist!”

[natequarter]

it is deeply funny that my french spellcheck doesn't accept humphrey as a valid name

[babygirlcowboy]

Bc today is the 5th I guess I'll share me and my friends matching pfp

[asotin]

nagato dying in order to use the rinnegan only for the final battle to be a rinnegan slap down is so insulting/funny

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[sunnyirry]

"Oh, and there's kabru too!!!"

[foldingfittedsheets]

When I was learning German my teacher pulled me aside to ask which of my parents spoke German. I was confused and said neither. Then belatedly I remembered that my dad did speak very rudimentary German after being stationed in Heidelberg for a few years.

This teacher was well loved but very strict, being questioned by her was always a little intimidating. I didn’t know why she was asking.

She pressed to ask if he spoke it with me and I laughed nervously and said no I asked him not to speak it because he couldn’t even conjugate verbs.

Apparently my accent was so good that she assumed I’d had more than one year of practice. The problem was my vocabulary. Ironically I needed her to translate the word for accent and I was unfamiliar with it. I was a decent student but some words tripped me up.

One day she conducted an oral exam and asked us to talk about the hospital. We could say whatever we wanted. In the middle of my nervous little monologue about how we go to the hospital when we are sick and the doctors and nurses help us she suddenly burst out laughing.

I had never seen her laugh before, at least not more than a sensible chuckle. But here she was, bent over her stomach cracking up leaving me baffled as to how talking about the nurses could possibly have inspired this extreme hilarity.

The word I was trying to use for nurse was “Pfleger” but I’d said “Fluger”. (Possibly fliegen? It’s been a long time) What I said was close to fly, and the teacher was imagining flying nurses drifting along the hospital wing.

She apologized and tried to compose herself but she admitted that hearing my extremely competent accent saying absolute nonsense was the highlight of her week.