#but nooo... we gotta make her thin for the gooners... if she doesnt have a specific build how will anyone jack off to her picture???? | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

nebulastarss · 4 months ago

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Imagine they made Bruce Banner bigger the same way they made whoever She-Hulk is bigger, so he's still the same body type, he's just taller and kinda wider and has thicker pecs that are no longer really proportionate. And also green.

I think it'd look silly, like a shitpost

#bruce banner #hulk #marvel #mcu #clearly theyve never seen a jacked woman ever but i think thats what she shoulda looked like #but nooo... we gotta make her thin for the gooners... if she doesnt have a specific build how will anyone jack off to her picture????#clearly marvel are cowards.#i woulda made her bigger than Luisa Madrigal but apparently thats a controversial opinion #not like muscles are supposed to get bigger with the hulk serum or anything. not at all.#god i cant believe im still annoyed about this but i really really am #not tagging she-hulk btw cuz i dont even know her name and all im doing is hating on her design #also can we talk about the name she-hulk???? atleast iron maiden is a little creative damn #black widow is a fine name at least #but then oops nope she didnt come up with that name herself! of course not! why ever let a woman be interesting!#that ones more nitpicky and im aware of that but GOD MCUs WOMAN ARE SO BORING #WE GET IT. BOOBS. NOW GO AWAY TILL YOU HAVE AN ACTUAL PERSONALITY

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