#but the milk is my tears

[poketcg-art]

[luvbug724]

in my quest to make jean catholic i ended up making him cry blood. whatever that might as well happen

[nyxypoo]

crying found out another food i can't recommend to anyone

[moved-2-coyotejone-s]

seasonal

[lotus-sunn]

...... AHHHHHHHHH OMG OMG OH MY FUCKING GOD WE HAVE REACH PEAK MONUMENT THE LITERAL THE KATHAYNES FUCKING RESPONDED ON MY POST!!! MY POST.

WHICH ONE OF YOU SAID SOMETHING I LITERALLY TALKED ABOUT HER LAST NIGHT.

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

on the subject of solaris' terrible diet while manning the death engine, i tend to think that needing to deal with her terrible space rations + needing to deal with the mind numbingly unpalatable hospital food post the explosion would have certainly had some sort of affect on the way she engages with food.

two incredibly traumatic events (being exploded, then not knowing whether the radiation from the explosion will kill you within days or not) intertwined with some of the worst food she's ever tasted has to have adjusted her eating habits... i like to think she used to find most anything palatable, but post her recovery she's surprisingly picky about what and where she eats. on top of just straight up not drinking orange juice anymore at all.

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Man I have GOT TO get back on my Crash Bandicoot shit just fucking look at him I NEEEEED this little freak in the worst of ways he does such indescribable things to my brain GAHHHHHH 💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘

[irawhiti]

i've been trying to make a short post or even a zine on how to treat rca gas to maximise the amount of people who'll actually bother reading through it like i mentioned a few days back, but i'm realising that one of the main issues here is that it's kind of just... not possible to make a short post explaining how to treat rca gas lmao.

it's a bit hard to compete with the instant virality of shitty instagram dot-point Riot Advice screenshots. like, "use milk if someone's been tear gassed!" is easy to read and digest, whereas "introduce yourself to the person and tell them you're going to lead them out of the immediate area, they are possibly blind right now and will, quite understandably, freak the fuck out if a stranger grabs them and pulls them away while they're blinded, unable to breathe, and in excruciating pain in the middle of a riot" is a bit less marketable.

just... be suspicious of anything you read about treating tear gas. you wouldn't try and treat a broken arm on your own and i'd at least hope you'd be extremely suspicious of a random unsourced instagram screenshot saying "treat someone's compound fracture with ice and a bandage!". rca injuries are not somehow exempt from requiring medical knowledge to treat and you cannot fuck with people's eyes like that

[moonieratty]

[eggnogs-stupid-ideas]

It is time So before you all look at these, two warnings for people who are sensitive 1. The references will include characters in under-gardments, for the sake of showing off tattoos, scarrs, or anything else notable on their body. If this makes you comfortable, I understand completely! Nothing beyond undergarments will be shown! 2. I draw cookies with chest, aka the au has cookie boobs. If you are offended by this, I could not care less just avoid the au instead of making this a debate on cookie biology, its my au and I find it fun to draw. Cookie run canon biology is a mess anyway.

Anyway for those who are curious, the refs are bellow

Alright here you go

To answer some possible questions 1. Im my aus lore, the milk tribe members just naturally have "feminine chest", there is reason to that but I dont want to have t put a paragraph to explain that. I also just enjoy making milk very round, it makes him look very squishy and it makes me happy. 2. Milk being a norse pagan and icelandic has a long story that maybe i'll explain more in the future, but I think ive mentioned it before? 3. Yes, I headcanon Purple Yam as Black-Asian, Filipino. This is because of the fact that Ube, aka Purple Yam, actually originates from the Philipennes. Im shocked less people headcanon that honestly. 4. I mostly headcanon Yam as autistic because hes a massive comfort character for me and as somebody who is autistic I seem to integrate that into characters I really like.

5. Unliek the milk tribe situation, the reason Dark Choco has a bit of a chest is simply because he is transgender and it is very hard to get chest surgery when you are an ex-prince in a team trying to destroy the world, makes you kinda busy (the au takes place before the dark choco arc) 6. I made milk and dark choco extremely short because im extremely short and I like putting that pain on other characters /hj

It is totally fair if you dont like these designs or au traits! Just please be respectful about it, I am not afraid to block anybody trying to be disrespectful!

[medievalatrocities]

i thought about this at midnight but just hang on

an au where alistair and fergus have their own true crime yt channel and they force gavin to be their cameraman. however they only insist on recording at the ungodliest of hours because “otherwise the vibes aren’t right”

[fingertipsmp3]

I’m gonna challenge my subconscious to a fist fight and I’m gonna lose

[contemptui]

@blastintriumph

       "It doethn' have to be pretend."

       Bakugou was smoking hot. He was definitely no Midoriya, but Mineta could make an exception. "Hubba hubba ," he says, waggling his eyebrows at him suggestively.

[whatacatch]

Realizing things I did as a child that make sense now is crazy cause I would swallow soups whole without chewing when I was a little kid because the texture and flavor made me want to gag and throw up and cry and I feared the texture but I feared my parents more so I knew I had to make it disappear… and when I was the last one left at the dinner table and my mom would wait for me to finish my soup she would step away to the bathroom sometimes and I would put that whole bowl back into the pot so when she came back she’d be like wow it’s gone

[extramachine]

FIFTH WHEELING A FRIEND GROUP IS AN EMOTIONAL HELL THE LIKES OF WHICH I HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED BEFORE

[gamingstar26]

I was scrolling Twitter and I found a post about this article talking about what happened to shiekah tech in totk, it’s only a small part of a another article but it’s I couldn’t read the whole original interview cause pay wall. I just found it so interesting how ridiculous this answer is.

Article here: https://nintendoeverything.com/zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom-director-on-what-happened-to-the-sheikah-tech-from-breath-of-the-wild/

Now we know why the shiekah tech is not in totk, it just vanished into the who the fucks where.

Holy shit this explanation is so lame. It contradicts the entire botw true ending.