#but then there does his name but okay okay okah

[dark-night-hero]

Imagine being DG | Diego Kang's significant other.

Imagine looking at the bright lights of Seoul. Playing a piece of pocky in between your finger as you lean forward against the balcony of his your penthouse. It was peaceful, unlike those back in the days. Placing the flavored pocky stick on your mouth, holding it in between your fingers, you bite it gently. Much better than cigarettes.

Imagine the way you humm a familiar tone, probably one of the songs your lover had done but right now you couldn't careless. After all you're pretty much pissed at the moment but you don't want to act up, you're rather in a good mood today if it wasn't for the stupid shit that is now getting on your nerves. This time you bit off your pocky in a more rapid aggressive manner.

Imagine looking down, this time not focusing on the bright lights along the night of Seoul but the very street right beneath the building. Your kind wondering of would you die or how much would it hurt if you jump off right now. Seriously nothing suicidal but just a random thought. Turning your interest in your hands, you reach out on the table nearby to grab another piece of pocky.

Imagine taking your time in balcony, very much aware of the person unlocking the door at the front, due to your quiet environment you could hear it very well even if you're pretty much away from the door. Glancing behind, you once again put your attention back in the night sky, thinking of a way to mess with the person approaching you with a great speed.

"I can explain." Said the person, your lover who just slammed the glass door to the balcony where you're at. "Oh really?" You didn't dare turn around, you just stay there in your place looking up the the night sky. "What exactly do you need to explain? James." "Fuck." He utter in which you can clearly hear. After all, you only call him by his old name when you're angry, real angry at him and of course you are very well aware of your habit, and you're going to take advantage of it.

"Look, that article is just a lie, I already told my staffs to take care of it. I'm not dating anyone-" "You're not dating anyone? What does that make me? A roommate?" You spoke as you finally turn around to look at him. "Fuck." Your lover curse for the fifth time that night.

Imagine the way you stare at him emotionless as he stood there all in his office attire. Coming all the way from the company to here as soon as he saw the famous year end dating news article which contained a lot of Kpop idols and actors dating couple which happened to have him and someone else involved. Obviously not true, it was a fake news so normally he would give a damn. But that damn person was someone else he's been working with recently as well as the topic of his small arguments with you nowadays.

"I mean, a roommate isn't that bad I suppose. Should we become one starting today?" You chuckle with a shrug. Fuck, you almost burst out laughing at him right now. The look on his face was funny, most of the time he was laid-back so you could barely see him make face other than his usual relax one nowadays. You've only seen him with a smug look on his face back in the days and a laid-back one nowadays. But this look of conflicted, troubled and nervousness really was something new.

"Come on now babe, you know I don't mean it like that." He chuckle nervously as he finally took a step forward towards you, who at the moment seems to be reaching out of the remaining sticks inside the pocky box. "What I'm saying is that the news about me and her dating is fake." He explained, reaching out to touch your face hoping to soothes you but then you turn your head as you went to take a bit of your pocky. "Yeah I know." You spoke casually, taking another bite of your pocky stick.

Imagine being insecure as fuck. It's not like you don't trust him. You knew that article was fake. You really tried your best not to be upset, it was all a fake news after all. You even tried to take it as a joke, wanting to mess around on purpose before taking it back saying it was just a joke. But fuck it. "I knew it was fake."

Imagine the way DG eyes widen, the way he saw those silent tears roll down your face. "Fuck." You on the other hand could not help but to curse as you wipe off your tears. Maybe you were really upset, these days were tiring enough. You barely see your lover around ever since he started managing his new company still you didn't dare complain after all you let him do whatever he wants, you knew better not to stand on his way, even back then, you let him to whatever he wants, because you knew at the end of the day he would always, and will ways come back to you. But these days, you don't know. You don't know anymore.

"Sorry, I was just messing around, I wasn't really upse-" "I'm sorry." "Huh?" You almost took a step back if it aren't for the fact that your back was pressed upon the glass railings of the balcony. "I've been neglecting you for a while now, haven't I?" He look away like he's ashamed to even look at you in the eyes. "I'm sorry." He repeated, this time having the guts to meet your (eye color) iris.

Imagine the way you just stood there, unmoving before he pull you into a hug. You don't even know why, but as soon as he did hug you, the next thing you knew, you were hugging him back as you cried in his arms. Maybe it was because of the article, maybe its because you rarely seen him nowadays, maybe it's because you just miss him so much more than you could have imagined. "Can you stay for the night? James?" "You don't have to ask." He spoke stroking your hair.

Imagine the way he mind it when other people, mostly people whom knew him from the past calls him by his old name. But not when it comes to you, never when it comes to you. After all, in every goal he has and does. There was you waiting at the very end of it.

[ⓒdark-night-hero] 2022°

[theemporium]

pornstar!anon YES i thought carlos and charles for the scene too great minds think alike cece lol

i can just see them small talking between scene changes, carlos still balls deep in reader while they wait to go again because she's just too nice and warm to pull out, while reader talks about this cute twink she got to peg for a video a week ago and wouldn't he like to join them for a scene and viewers have been begging for some guy on guy action so why not, you kiss about it before the cameras start again

or dan and reader running into each other at some independent porn awards but instead of networking they fuck in a corner before agreeing to meet again for a lil cowgirl/cowboy series, stealing his hat and telling him he can get it back once he lets her ride him for real

reader working in a sex shop because it pays surprisingly well and lando just coming in all the time for new toys because he has to keep the audience entertained and they start talking when he brings in max to go over different toys with reader offering to help them with a scene because yeah they make good money but employee discount for toys and a real pussy to fuck? that's gold. ending up with all three of them wearing vibrating plugs and letting the viewers tease them while they make out for hours

OKAH OKAY OKAY OKAY BUT BUT BUT

the idea of the reader working in a sex shop and seeing one of the boys keep coming in and getting new toys. and listen, yeah she understands customer confidentiality and it really isn’t her business what he’s doing with all these toys because at the end of the day she still gets paid. but she’s curious. she’s really fucking curious and this boy doesn’t look like the type to have a whole fucking collection of toys

so she does some snooping because asking him straight out is insane and she doesn’t want to embarrass herself. but his name is in the system and she just wants to know more about him, maybe even just an instagram or facebook to stalk to see what kind of guy he is outside this shop

and then she’s fucking shocked to find out that he’s a pornstar. that he is a massive pornstar and she knows she should just pretend she never saw anything but she can’t help herself

and suddenly she’s looking forward to seeing him use the toys he buys in the store. and maybe she even starts recommending some, trying to be subtle about it because she wants to see him use those toys in his videos too🫠

[hee4won]

cuddles + kisses w/ en-

requested by @jihyosg4rden (thank you btw <3 i hope you like it!!)

warnings: very cute + sweet enha 😞

a/n: i have a feeling i will get very carried away with this one whew [edit: i got carried away lol]

heeseung

right off the bat i’m just gonna say he has the most tender kisses okah

LIKE.. everyone says it but it’s so true

and i can imagine him being super affectionate when he’s really sleepy or tired

he’ll come home from practice or a performance just completely worn out but once he sees you on the couch or bed..

HEART EYES

he just flops on you like he’s a dog no kidding

he’ll be big spoon most of the time even if he’s super fatigued

i think he gets more comfort from holding someone rather than being held??

hee just really seems like the type to hold and hug you while humming the both of you to sleep

i think he’s bigger on cuddling than kissing

BUT! if he does kiss you it would be on the cheek or forehead

and if you initiate a kiss on the lips he’s literally gonna act like a child goodbye

“awww u like me so much”

then you chase him around and he’s squealing like a kid

10/10 couple good for you good for you

jay

jay is most definitely the type to kiss a lot

i don’t even think he has a certain spot he likes to kiss the most he will kiss you anywhere

dont get carried away 😑

OMG WHEN HE WAKES UP AND SEES YOU IN THE BED NEXT TO HIM

he will smile so hard.. he’s so in love with you

if you guys are running late he would give you a peck on the lips and tug at you a lil’

but if you have time 🥺🥺

he’ll wake you up by planting kisses all over your face

i can imagine him starting at your forehead and going clockwise until the last place he kisses is your nose

then when you wake up he either smiles at you like an idiot in love which he is btw

OR... he’ll play it off like you had something on your face .. which backfires lol

“so you had to kiss off whatever was on my face? yeah okay”

you would call him a simp but you’re a big one for him too so where do we go from here 🤔

jake

jake is the most affectionate guy ever

i also think he would like to cuddle more than kiss

only because he’s huge on physical affection and sometimes holding you close is all he needs

he alternates between little spoon and big spoon quite often actually

when he’s tired he’ll hold you because he loves the feeling of your body up against his

he likes to say you’re his personal heater ?

take that how you’d like

OH BTW when he’s the big spoon he’ll have his head in the crook of your neck and just whisper to you about how much he loves you and how grateful he is to have you in his life

bye i tjink i have romantic feelings for him

he’s just the sweetest most intimate boy ever

did i mention he definitely giggles/smiles into kisses

sunghoon

more of a kiss and hand holding kind of guy

but i feel like hoon’s kisses are the type to linger.. if u know what i mean

like he’ll pull you close and kiss your nose and kinda stay there for a bit

it’s just so intimate AWWW

and he’ll pick your hand up and kiss it

if he’s just seeing you after a while then he’ll DEFINITELY take your hand in his and kiss your knuckles then pull you into a warm embrace

“you’re laying your head on my shoulder on the way home btw 😇”

he’s so sweet you just have to give him time to open up ok be patient

also his cuddles are the warmest

and you savor them bc they don’t happen often

he probably just pulls you super close and tight first thing in the morning and you’ll just kinda

lay there

basking in each other’s presence 🥺🙁😞💓

sunoo

ANOTHER CUDDLE BOY

we’re really racking ‘em up today huh

sunoo just.. he reallt gives the best cuddles

he will cuddle you any and everywhere

no kidding

the boys will invite you to come hang out with them and sunoo will make sunghoon get on the floor

he’s the warmest ever i can FEEL IT

just so you can sit with him and cuddle

“i’m literally older than you sunoo what are you doing” he’ll just deadpan until hoon moves 😭

hm.. kisses with him are very rare

if you’re crying he would totally pepper your face with light kisses

dont get me wrong they’re still full of love !!

just rare :D

jungwon

oh boy.

i will try to make sure my bias does not jump out on this 😊

jungwon is a good mixture of both tbh

he definitely cuddles in the bed though

like you guys might be watching something or you’ll be scrolling through your phone and bam!

there’s a jungwon attached to you

if he’s tired and you’re still up he’ll probably push your phone down then lay on his stomach with his arm around you and his head in the crook of your neck

i hope i explained that well AHH it’s cute though

HES SUCH A BACKHUGGER

you on the way to kitchen? hug. you on the way to the bathroom? hug.

he just can’t help himself

oh and for the kissing

he would definitely be a cheek and ear kisser

and sometimes when you’re cuddling he’ll blow strawberries(?) into your neck

you guys will turn into a giggling fit. i loev this boy so much

he just LOVES to baby and take care of you for sure

you’re both really mature and professional when doing things you’re passionate about so having the chance to lighten up and just love on each other is so wow

ni-ki

cuddle boy number... 4

because riki is young kisses just seem so eh.. save it for prom at least

have you seen how much he hugs on the members

he’s so affectionate and cute i ❤️ him

would see you and get that adorable smile on his face and proceed to tackle you while shouting your name

he loves hugging and cuddling you

AND HE HUGS SOOO TIGHT

he gives bear hugs

like he’ll just engulf you and you’re trapped until he wants food or something

“riki.. i can not breathe like this”

“it’s okay! my undying love for you should be enough 😁” cheesy alert sheesh

on the rare occasion that he does kiss you though

it’ll be when you’re sleeping (or so he thinks)

he’ll creep into your room and make his way over to you + kiss your temple then run out like a CHILD

i mean he is one, however.

riki cutest boy ever? yeah i do believe so.

[moonchildstyles]

Do you think vampire harry would go on another trip thing and he doesn't take yn bc there's lots of vampires and he just wants her to stay safe but while he's gone those blood children show up again and he ends up coming home early to comfort her bc yn is absolutely petrified of the blood children ever since she almost died

Omg yeah like maybe since he does lots of art brokering he has to go meet up w a client that...he doesn’t necessarily trust and as much as he would love to take her he knows that’s just not a good idea for her to come along this time so he leaves her at the manor and she and he knew mitch and Niall and Sarah were going to come spend time w her and Sarah was talking ab having one of those “sleepovers” she’d heard so much ab and he feels secure but maybe something fell through and the last night he’s gone she’s all alone and she was okay but then it started raining after she had dinner and....she knew that when there weren’t any vampires at the manor w her she’s not very safe but she just tired to like calm down bc Harry took care of them right? He dealt w them and he wouldn’t leave her if he had even a thought she wouldn’t be safe so she just cuddles up in their room and wears some of his clothes since that seems to help but then she swears!!!!! She hears the tap of their gross fingers on the window and she kind of writes it off until she hears that scratch of the nails and she knows exactly what it feels like to have those slimey hands all over her but it’s not until she hears it whisper her name again that she locks herself in their bathroom and calls Harry and she’s in tears just begging him to stay on the phone and he’s just....so upset w himself bc he thought she’d be okah and he’s on the plane back like barely an hour later and he stays in contact w her as best he can on the way back and he’s there before the sun even comes up and he just rushes to her and ofc the second he’s w/in like 10 miles of the place all of the blood children left bc they’re scared of him so all of his attention can go on her and deal w how upset she is and just so much comfort and he holds her for a while just sitting in the bathroom calming her down and apologizing for leaving her alone and telling her he’d never let anything happen and it’s just lot of comforting before she falls asleep in his arms and he takes her to bed w him🥺

[16screamingferalrats]

Pregerant farts

pergernanannanant

Karts marts, mario

He is a duck

Lord it duck duck lord

Fiesta ya

Now for the headlinf entarce he is doin fhe impossinle

Ful loac the in phosifocal ywah

He he is

His name is paul

Enter now

Shir bitch where is he the fick

Shit beinc idk

Godh darkn emma

Vore you to hell in back

Hewo msr Hiddn?

Whos did?

Hiddin!

Im hiddgenns your not me you are

Fool, i ameth the emma! I haveth broughtnyour groceries from thou market once, as well you beith mh professor

Pronc?

Pronc.

Come in younginnn i have very many shotguns

Bam bam

Who is this twink you broughtn along bemmma

Emma: it is my timnk, he is the paul

Paul?

Yes paul.

Hes a comin?

He has a comin, yes.

Amazinf, come in paul twink lets, booze

Brere?

Yes! We have all. But first who ist thour?

Thos r my main bitches pronc

Who ist thou? U are purk

Tiddy: I am not

Hiddnr: you are

My shotguns are amazknf, they are gread, singeth the beginning of the rock

The rock?

The mo, sonfeth the moanne now or i will blam blam you heathens down to dimmsdale dimmadome

Moammma wake way

We singeth dost thou mack you happy pronc?

Yes, we will boozeth together and leave the sad kitty woman with her dying bigch

He is not a bitch he is my good man

He is to die, look at his blue shit

His brain shit?

Absolutely, what is this?

Brain shit, good sir.

Ansolurely bemma, you are hromg

/i dont know where sm the boozsee

Charline: So, husband, you are dead

I am lonely bc you are hot and police and will shoot me, not good

Horny, i am. Kittens

I will bring u kittens

Ted no more kittens cops will shoot me

I will eat his brainfs

U hornh fuck lets fuck on a cop car

Be horny do crimez

Not exactly burt i like ur enerhy ted

Paul, before this, went to a coffe shop and ordered some shit. He was like !!!! Big armm there sree small arm out there and amall arm was all

I will sing

Paul was not hallg, he got his coffee, her big bitch got the blue shits. Charlin g an her bichads cop hoe got ran in a truck stop, got pulled obver for honru. Hornh is bamned this is family friendly. Cops are bad but have hands, lots of hands, jazxx hands, manh hands, will shoot.

Back to bemma in ghe crib, Charline dies

But! I easnt to fuck tonn the cop car

U cannot

I wil! U dont me

Ted will me

I will eat ted

Do not

I will

)he east ted

Charline: shife fuck why

He had goot hand, likes jamcnf.

Charline: does he not live?

Shir, he doesn, fuck wahter sd

I will eat u too

No

I will fuck you on the cop car?

Fine

I lied, ill just eat you

Fair enough.

Charline gets mcwrapped in a nugget

We would kinglu appreciate toue deat thank touz

No my god do not death me, bemma is smol but cannot be comtaine, hou will let big arms bemma

Out

Don not

O god you are completley right but let me sinf the entirly of hamiltom

Procnn hiddnr : hamilton!! Fuck hamilton, feic of shir headdass i am the spirit of thomas jefferson and i will kick his ass

Paul: he is tomas jefferson, he will kcik your ass hamilton

Cop: i am not hamilton

Prom: shut to fuck up sing moannna hamiltom

I know all the lyrics

Because you are hamilton

I am not

You are, sinf moanna

I am moanna,

Says who

Says lin

Sing moana

No

Fine, fuck you bam bam

Paul: shit fuck wow

Charline: yiu will pau but first i am

To sing that one part in phatnom of the popra

Aaaaaaaaaaa

Hiddn: literallt shit the fuck up bam

Paul: o fuc they are dead and have a lot of blue shit, so much blie shit. Who will die off the blue shif nexts

Ben: i will

Paul: thats fair, you have a gag daughter tho

Ben: gays are immortla they have swords

Paul: shit bitch you is right, but we have to protect the straights

Ben: you are a noble twonk

We will ride at midnight

Hiddn: do not go

With that twink y’all death

Bemme: timothy shut the fcul up you trick ass bitch

Alic: guess what im dead

Ben: no ur not ur gay and john mulany powers u

Alex: thats true but im sad

Ben: this is not sad times gay, get out

Cels: no, you lieft me and i fell apart i punched the wlal and cried bam bam bam you left me and i changed a part anf set up all that truthfull shit inside so i built a bomb

Ben: you didnnot thats just bmc

Cled: thats not

Ben: wheres the bomb

Cels: you set it off in my heart, friendship is ober with dad now bombs and gays are mh friends now

Ben: shit i fucked up

Pail: we have to go shes emo

Ben: we cannot

Paul: okay well i have a girlfiend with big arms and no will to live back in oklahama and i need to get back to her bc i know she secretly knows moana and will not gide it for long

Ben: resonable

Hiddn: wmma, guess whost

Emma: whT

Ive been singing this whole fucking time

You were not

True, only on the inside

Okay, so?

I am clearly a homozexual

Okay.

I, i am thomas jefferson

That is untrue you are not tomas jefferson

I am. I will probe it to you

You will not bitch youll ge t the blue gay shit its in the air and tuens the frogs gay

It does not

It reallt doss

Okay shut up you useless futch i will sinf moana

You will not

I will, i am homozesula and must sing moana

Please dont, timothey

Its thimas:

Its not

I will stop your fucking show bitchass

I wll sinf with mh boyfrens

You do not have any boyfriends

Ibigth, i had fove, they were fun

Oh reallt

Yes and id throw pigs around

Thats not reallt

It is, we would through pigs

Ted: i have remateriwalxes

That is: pretty fucking ridiculous

You theough pigs?

Thats fair.

Well, im ted again.

Okay, well you seem pretty interested in my gay musical

Well thats because im not gay

You literallt fucked charline on a cop car

That was one time i mistook her for a twink

You gave her cats

Thats just peak wlw mlm solidarit

True, anyways i was gay once

We know

I theough pigs

We know

I will now summon the souls of my gays

Rise, queens

We rise i am greg

I do theoh pigs

Thats not fuckinf true pigs are large as shit

Okay well were done bein gay so eat out gay blue shit

I will not

Youwill

Fuck you bitchasd

I will get us out,

How

I will sing moana, thomas hates moana

Why

Hamilton is moana

O true, so are you just gonna die again or

Yes i will doe

Okay

Hello emma

Hellow twink

How are you

Not bad my gay teacher almost gave me the blue shit

Not good

No

Lets get the fuck out of here

Okay

Lets take the plane

Delta airline?

Dasani

No not fuckinf dasani thag shits bad

Fuck outra here i aint got no moneh bemma

Okay

Cop: this time i am green and have more guns

Okay

Fuck trans people

I will push you out of this copeted

Do it busdy

Paul pushed the terf armh cop man with lots of hans and he dies

Wow fuck the copters crabsing

Shit fuck their aint not autopilot

Ur the autopilot but your a twink and cant drive

Shit your right

Okah we will crahs

/they crabs

Bemma: shir bfch my leg

Paul: this aint spongebob get up

Emme: i will make out with you

Paul: im not a lesbian

Emma: inwill spir blood as a sacrifice?

Paul: optional

Emma: okay *bloods*

Paul: the sacrifice was not kindly taken but the gods are happy

Okay

I am thor

Okay

You are a lesbian

Okay

I will die for you

You will

Okay lit, have. Agood day

You too paul

The end

[littlewolfdiaries]

this might sounds stupid but okay so we know that pony isn't a reliable source for how the characters were. for example, he made soda seem perfect. how do you think all of the characters actually were? sorry if this doesn't make sense.

fuck I love this question Darry--- he did a decent job with Darry but you see 20 year olds dancing in grocery stores with mannequin heads like Darry probably gets mad hoes that we don't know about. Like? Name a sexy ass legal ass driver's license-holding ass blue-eyed football-playing bitch that's just chickless?He probably does stupid shit and gets lit at parties. Darry was probably the one that snook alcohol into parties. He probably competed in every drinking competition there ever was with no regrets.Soda--- HE 👏🏻 IS 👏🏻 A 👏🏻 FUCKBOY 👏🏻 I LITERALLY DON'T CARE WHAT ANY DALLAS-LOVING ASS HAS TO SAY. HE WAS A FUCKBOY. He got high on a lot more than life lemme just,, Steve--- He wasn't rude, like, imagine trying to hang out with the love of your life and having this annoying ass little boy being like "hahahah ahhaah haha soda hey hahaha soda ahah ah soda shheh sodapop lol let's go watch this sunset hahaha" Ponyboy was probably the biggest cockblock too??? Like, you and your sexy ass friend want to pick up girls like most hormonal teenagers and together you're an unstoppable pair but now you can't get hoes because caillou the little boi is here Dallas--- ehhh, I hate the movie portrayal a lot more than the book. The book description of Dallas was pretty good imo. I think it's weird tho that Ponyboy didn't seem pretty guilty about his death tho like that's your metaphorical uncle like wyd bud ? Cherry--- was probably a bitch irl. I know it's supposed to be ironic and bitterly accurate that she didn't speak to Ponyboy after but like?? I feel like if she was really that woke she wouldn't do that shit? Like it's really the end of the world if a few people see you talking to a greaser who is hardly even a greaser like And she was dating Bob, two years older than her. She was also a cheerleader. The point is that everyone deals with shit blah blah blah but I'm js she was probably a little more shallow than Ponyboy idolized her to be. You have to remember he wanted to actually marry her so that kind of affects it ya knowTwo-Bit--- I think he's probably a lot smarter (and more depressed) than Ponyboy writes him to be like don't even argue this, Two-Bit was deep and troubled and that shit needed more recognition Johnny--- he wasn't a beat little puppy like bitch give him some credit like you made everyone reading the book essentially friendzone him stop that shit. Johnny's probably had hoes before. He talks. He's had drama before like he's sixteen like bitch isn't five he's had crushes and female interactions and he killed my husband for your ass and you got all triggered about it but then continued to underestimate him like woah omg he saved children wow such an unexpected move from the killer kicked beagle Bob--- Bob wasn't even a bad guy like I'm betting you a trillion dollars he was one of the most popular boys around there, had a shit ton of friends, etc. Stop lying to yourself. He was a fun dude.Randy--- Papi goes on to become a hippie but Ponyboy gave no indication of that like he made Randy lowkey kind of annoying and dumb but irl I feel like it's the opposite. It probably took sm for Randy to talk to him what the fuck. Buck--- OKAH Pony said Buck was all "whuddya want" blah and that if you bully him you'll get what you need MAYBE JUST MAYBE HES TIRED OF HAVING TO DEAL W THESE LITTLE ASS CHILDREN LOOKING FOR AN EVEN BIGGER LITTLE ASS CHILD STAYING AT HIS PLACE. MAYBE HE WANTS TO HAVE A NICE NIGHT AND GET DRUNK AF WITHOUT HAVING TO DEAL WITH KIDS OVER A DECADE YOUNGER THAN HIM WHEN THEY SHOULDNT EVEN BE THERE BUT HE CANT REALLY CALL THE COPS OR DO SHIT ABOUT IT steve and soda were fuckboys,, darry was almost there, it's a big circle of fuckboyery .