#but then they drew kaeya LOOKING at me with THAT look on his FACE i'm unwell

[threnodians]

so i purchased a commission of kaeya and i (shocking) about two weeks or so ago and earlier this evening i got sent the result from the artist!

[fallingdownhell]

Could I request reader getting mad and giving a scathing "the reason you suck" speech at someone who's discrediting her man with Diluc, Kaeya, Al-Haitham, Zhongli and Childe?

Uhhh, someone likes to be feisty.. I see how it is. Sometimes you just gotta let all that pent up anger out, preferably at someone who deserves it. I got you <3

Characters Included: Diluc; Kaeya; Alhaitham; Zhongli

Content: gender neutral reader; cursing; cussing out people; nothing else, I think

Word count: 2,6k words

Thank you for your request!<3

Diluc

Diluc sighed as he put away the last dried glass onto the shelve behind him, finally being able to breath properly.. or at least that's what he had hoped for, but a particular customer was being really roudy today.

The man in question was a travelling bard, originating from Fontaine, who recently came to Mondstadt. He begged Diluc to let him perform at Angel's Share, hoping to make some money to continue his travels.

Diluc agreed after some time, yet immediately regretted it once the man started "singing". It was so out of tone, just horrible to listen to. Worst part was that, after getting paid, the bard instantly burned all of his earned money on drinks.

He got drunk rather quickly, now being loud and rude to the other customers who were starting to clear up the place since it was close to closing time.

You had been sitting on one of the tables on the lower level, a little bit further away from the crowd, but as things started to clear up, you went and sat on the bar, waiting for Diluc to finish up so you could both go home together.

After a few more minutes, it was only you and Diluc, plus the drunk man left in the tavern. Diluc tried to get him to leave kindly at first, but the man didn't respond too well to his request.

"The fuck do you want from me, you fucking asshole? Get the fuck out my sight and get me another drink!", he hiccuped in between his sentences.

When Diluc refused to serve him any more, he got even more agitated. "The fuck's that supposed to mean? Do you talk to all your customers like that you dick? 'm surprised you still got patrons, the booze isn't even that great here!"

You've had enough of it at this point. You listened to his shit far too long today, and you kept your mouth shut. But when it comes to him insulting and downplaying your boyfriend, that was were you drew a line.

So, without a word, you got up and stepped in front of Diluc, getting between the two men. As the drunkard was staring at you, confused on what you wanted from him, you took a deep breath in.

"The only asshole I see around here, is you! You ruined everyones evening today! Your so called "singing" sucked ass, and you reek of alcohol. No wonder no one wants to interact with you with how aggressive you're getting. Now, you better hurry the fuck out before I go completely insane on you calling my boyfriend such things, you coward!"

The two man looked at you, one with surprise but also some sense of pride, while the other became scared. He shrinked more and more with every word that left your mouth and by the end of your speech, he was hurrying to get out of his seat and left the tavern as quickly as his shaky feet would let him.

You sighed and turned around, facing Diluc now. "I'm sorry. I know you could have handled that yourself, but it just pissed me off how he was talking to you."

Diluc just smiled down at you, pulling you in for a quick, passionate kiss. "Don't apologize. I quite enjoyed seeing this feisty side of you. Just don't let it become a habit."

You blushed but nodded at him, which only made him chuckle. After that, you helped him finish to clean up, then went home with him. It may have been just your imagination, but you thought that he was holding you a bit closer to him this night...

Kaeya

You have been growing more and more irritated throughout the entire day as you witnessed your boyfriend Kaeya running through the city.

That was already an odd enough thing for him to do, since he was normally locked in his office the entire day. You didn't know what was going on, but still kept an eye on him whenever you saw him running by.

He didn't seem stressed or agitated, so you didn't mind too much, so long as he wasn't going to do any more overtime.

But then later, you noticed another man approaching Kaeya every so often, especially as he got closer to the end of his work day. It wasn't a knight or other shop keeper, as Kaeya had been talking to almost only those people the entire day for whatever mission he was currently on.

The man was just a normal civilian, walking up and talking to Kaeya. At first, it seemed like a normal conversation, but every time he walked up to your boyfriend again, he got progressively louder and angrier each time.

You weren't exactly happy with the situation, but you also knew that your boyfriend could handle it on his own, which was the only reason why didn't walk up to them to give that guy a piece of your own mind.

That, however, changed when you stumbled into them again. The two of them were currently standing just outside the main city gates, the two guards who keep watch looking between each other, not knowing what to do, as that guy was now full on screaming at Kaeya.

Seeing that, you wouldn't take that. If Kaeya wasn't about to tell off that man for his blatant disrespect, then you would.

You had no idea why the guy was being that way in the first place, but you also didn't care.

As you got closer to the group, his shouts became clearer to you, now understanding what he was saying.

"... damn knight of Favonius! What are you even good for, except exploiting us citizens? And you! You're the worst of them all!"

"Now, now. How about we all calm down first, and then-!", Kaeya tried to calm the man down, but he wasn't having any of it.

"No, I'm not gonna calm down! I am rightfully upset and you can't tell me what to do, Mister Knight!", the guy said in a mocking tone, it was clear he was looking down at all of them.

This was also the moment you arrived at the scene, as well. Walking straight past the two guards and Kaeya. You could feel their confused looks on your back, but you ignored them as you came to a hold in front of that guy, your face looking furious. Before he could take a breath to start another one of his monologues, you cut in.

"You shut up right now! I don't know what your fucking problem is, but I've had enough of you following around and bothering my boyfriend, yelling and insulting him." You pointed a finger to his face as you leaned more towards him, making the man back up a little, to try and get away from you.

"Is your life so miserable and boring that you have to take your frustrations out on other people? Do you have nothing else to do? Are you just that pathetic?"

You looked at him, eyes stone cold as you expectantly waited for him to answer. The guy looked from you, to Kaeya, then back to you, before he turned and ran away from the situation.

"Hmpf. That's what I thought..", you mumbled under your breath, turning around and walking into the city again, but not before grabbing Kaeya's hand and pulling him along with you.

He let you do so, having the biggest of smirks on his face as he witnessed the scene unfold before him. He made a mental note to applaud and thank you later, when you two were in the privacy of your home again..

Alhaitham

He wasn't cut out for the role of Acting Grande Sage..

Not only did he himself say that all of the time, complaining about the increase in work he had to accomodate. But all the other sages were saying the same thing, complaining to others about how Alhaitham wasn't doing enough, how he had to commit himself to the Act more.

Your boyfriend, however, paid no mind to those people, even less their complaints about him. He has already resigned from the Role of Acting Grande Sage and was only waiting for a new candidate to be chosen so he could finally step down and return to his work as the Scribe of the Academiya.

Currently, you were walking down the hallways of the Academiya, going for the elevator that would take you to the upper levels, where Alhaitham's temporary office was situated. Since he got his promotion, you always went to fetch him after the work day was done so you two could walk home together.

As you were riding the elevator upwards, you started hearing voices, getting louder and louder the closer you got to your destination. You were confused about the meaning of this, but you were bound to find out very soon.

As you arrived, you realized that Alhaitham seemed to be currently in a very heated argument with two other, older scholars. Well, more like the two of them were aggressively talking to him, while he remained silent.

Alhaitham was the only one to notice your arrival, seeing as the other two were too absorbed into their own little world, telling off your boyfriend.

You started approaching his desk, Alhaithams eyes following you as you walked up the stairs.

One of the scholars then noticed his attention wasn't on them anymore, which only served as fuel to his already bad mood and his manors.

"What, so the Acting Grande Sage now thinks he's better than us, so he doesn' have to pay attention to the "simple" people? You better turn your attention back to us because we are far from done here. I don't care if it's gonna take all night, but you have to do your work just as much as everyone else here. Just because you helped our Archon does not make you better than anyone else!"

His outburst ticked you off as you come to a sudden hold behind those two scholars, who still haven't noticed your arrival at the scene. It was silent for a few seconds as noone said another word after this.

Originally, you planned to ignore those scholars, simply walk around them to greet your boyfriend and take him home with you. But after that, it didn't feel right not to say anything.

Alhaitham noticed your change in demeanor as well. He leaned back with a slight grin on his lips, planning to enjoy what was going to follow.

"And what do you think gives you the right to talk to other people like this?", you said, tone noticeably pissed off. The scholars turned around, surprised by your sudden presence. Yet, you didn't give them a chance to answer, you just continued on.

"He is better than you, in one aspect, at least. He can hold his temper and treat other people with respect. Unlike you, he doesn't go around insulting and blaming other people for apparently not doing their work. Which isn't even true, what do you think he's doing here all day? Now, if you have nothing smart to say, please excuse us."

Upon ending your tirade, you look over to your boyfriend pointedly. He got the hint, got up and walked over to you. You took his hand as you led him towards the elevator, leaving those two scholars behind, who looked dumbfounded at you still.

You paid them no mind, however, as you tried to focus on your breathing, trying to calm down on the ride to the lower levels. After a few moments, you felt Alhaithams arm wrap around your waist.

You knew he wasn't the biggest fan of PDA, but in this situation, it seemed he could make an exception. You smiled at him, leaning against his side a bit more, but you still failed to notice the grin that was still plastered on his face from witnessing this scene...

Zhongli

Seeing as your boyfriend is the Ex-Geo Archon of the nation of Liyue, he naturally had a very expanded knowledge accumulated over the years he's been alive.

Nowadays, after giving away his gnosis, he likes to subtly share that knowledge with other people and scholars when he's not busy at his place of work.

Often times, when meeting with other scholars to discuss some topics he asked you if you wanted to accompany him. He accepts whichever answer you give him, not expecting anything from you, but he does enjoy your presence at his side.

Today, he had been invited onto the Pearl Galley to discuss some topics on ancient Liyue history with some scholars from Sumeru, and he asked for your company again.

Since you had nothing else planned for the day, you agreed to his invitation, setting off so you wouldn't miss the event shortly after.

Usually, during those meetings, you always set beside him, respectful of the people around you and the fact that you were out in public. However, somewhere along the way, you always ended up sitting in Zhongli's lap. Wether it was because you were growing uncomfortable on your chair, or simply because Zhongli wanted you closer to him, didn't matter. It just happened..

And so it did today as well. At some point, you were getting a bit bored, having heard the storys of the current topic from your boyfriend a few times already, so you decided to climb onto his lap and doze off a bit.

Zhongli didn't bat an eye to it, having already expected something like this to happen. Other people threw some weird glances at the two of you, but didn't say anything else, deciding to just turn back to the conversation at hand.

You dozed in and out while Zhongli held you, listening to the conversation only with one ear. That was, until one man decided to spring up from his table, slamming his fist down, hard. The sudden sound startled you, opening your eyes again to locate to source.

The man was standing, his head red as a tomato as he seemed furious about something. Confused, you looked at him, then around at the table. Zhongli remained utterly calm as he continued to stare at the guy, while the other scholars remained seated but tried to calm down their companion.

"No! Fuck off! Where do you think you're taking the right to just state your theories like they are proven facts? I know you're old as fuck but that doesn't give you the right to disregard our hard work and own theories like that, you bastard!"

The guy yelled, grabbing the attention of the entire ship. People around you started to whisper, now totally engaged within the situation. You were baffled at his words, turning to look at your boyfriend who seemed to be unbothered by it. He didn't seem like he was going to say anything..

But you just couldn't let that stand..

"The only bastard I see around here, is you! What, just because someone doesn't share your opinion and challenges you, you freak out and start to insult them? That's pathetic behaviour, if you ask me. Go and cry about it to your mommy and daddy, since they obviously handle everything for you."

At your words, the guy grew even more furious, but he was also rendered speechless. Before the situation could escalate any more, his other friends dragged the guy away, leaving only you and Zhongli back at the table.

People around you looked for a while more until they started to settle back, turning to their own business again.

You were still sitting in your boyfriends lap, mumbling under your breath, when he leaned down to you and pressed a soft kiss to your forehead.

"Thank you, Darling. You didn't have to do that, but I appreciate you defending me all the same."

[angelismmm]

a slice of life. ❀ ft. hsr + genshin men — synopsis. just little scenarios that have happened to me with this one guy that i think they'd do<3 — notes. wtv the synopsis thing said!! i just think how these little scenarios went down in real life was so cute that i wanted to write something about it!! — heads up. hopeless romantic thoughts, these can be simple situations, but when i word it out, it becomes overly romantic. thats the warning yes, btw modern au!

・ you can't help but feel bored in class, watching the clock go 'tick-tock! tick-tock! tick-tock!'. your pretty seatmate just happens to be taking notes as the teacher discussed about something.. tapping his shoulder, he looks to you, blinking a few times in confusion. you give a cheeky smile and gesture you want to draw something, your ball pen in the air trying to write out words, blinking a few times again, he lends you his empty hand. looking back in confusion, realizing he wants you to draw on his hand. you do it with an enthusiastic look, leaning your chairs closer together, to get a closer look and tattoo his hand like an artist. as he tried to listen more to the discussion, he can't help but let a chuckle out at your happy expression as you drew stars, cats, and what not on his hand. and 'till class ends, he walks to the canteen with you on his other arm, and the other with doodles all over, out in the open for his friends to see.

dan heng, al haitham, xiao, zhongli, caelus, aether, arlan, albedo, chongyun, kazuha, more utc.

・kind of guy to pick things up for you that fell off your seat, even if you didn't notice it, and you don't have to ask him.

zhongli, dan heng, caelus, diluc, bennett, gorou, welt yang, yanqing, thoma

・keeps the doodles you give him in class.

dan heng, albedo, xingqiu, chongyun, venti, diluc, arlan, gepard

・let's you play with his hair on breaks/whenever, doesn't fix it 'till hours later

jing yuan, blade, diluc, albedo, cyno, gepard, wanderer/scaramouche, xiao, dainsleif

・ your eyes slowly closed, giving in to the drowsiness that you were gifted due to staying up for the test in the last afternoon. your seatmate beside you, he notices about 15 minutes later, instead of informing your professor, he put his jacket on you, and started jotting notes down. and once the expected pop quiz appeared, he'd lightly shake you, whispering that there's an activity, and telling about the topic while the professor finishes the small review for the quiz. "i'll let you copy my notes later, ok? this topic is easy, don't worry, remember to not overthink." he says, giving you a piece of paper. "i wasn't even really supposed to take notes honestly, but i know you love to take notes, so i wrote stuff down about the topic in my notebook, just in case you wanted."

dan heng, dainsleif, zhongli, xiao, blade, yanqing, gepard

・listens intently when you really wanna talk about something, gives serious advice back, or just comforts you, whatever you want.

dainsleif, dan heng, jing yuan, kaeya, zhongli, tighnari, ayato

・"take your jacket off! it's gym class you're gonna get sweaty!" x *takes jacket off

dan heng, caelus, albedo, al haitham, zhongli, baizhu, xiao, kazuha

・if you're busy and can't hold something that you need, he'll hold it for you, 'till you aren't busy looking for something in your bag.

dainsleif, zhongli, al haitham, yanqing, gepard, jing yuan, albedo, tartaglia

・ you sat beside him at the cafeteria, fiddling with your thumbs because you didn't have enough money to buy lunch, nor did you get time to pack your lunch and bring it to school, so your stomach growled. sitting beside someone with luxurious food prepared by his hands, and the delicious aroma that circled around you didn't help, all you could do was look at his food. delicately prepared, sighing in defeat and banging your head on the table. "you want something?" he asked when you faced him and his lunch. "i'm sorry, i can't help but look at your lunch, i haven't packed anything, and i haven't got any money, my stomach is roaring at this point too." leaning your head on his shoulder, "how about we share? i don't mind, just as long as you have energy for the next class. so you don't fall asleep again." cutting back to present time, still in the cafeteria, leaning your head on his shoulder as he feeds himself and you, he never fully finishes his lunch anyway.

dan heng, caelus, blade, yanqing, welt yang, zhongli, diluc, tighnari, cyno, kaveh, gepard

・if you ask for something that's really deep inside his bag, no matter what time it'd be, class time or break time, he'll find it, no matter how many times you ask, he'll get it.

zhongli, caelus, al haitham, welt yang, jing yuan, tighnari

・sitting beside each other on the bleachers after class, or during an event, no reason, just leaning your head on his shoulder, and holding his hand. in silence.

dan heng, blade, tartaglia, thoma, jing yuan, heizou, xiao, wanderer, aether, welt yang, gepard, al haitham

・being the only two doing a chemistry group project, the other members doing nothing, while you both fully enjoyed making the project together and making sure the others that didn't help get points

welt yang, il dottore, albedo, al haitham, kaveh, tighnari

・just sitting by each other on a bench in a park. a quiet park, where you both held hands, and bonding over the opposite music tastes you both have. and after 30 minutes or so pass, deciding to get matching ice popsicles on a stick together, just walking and having fun. even an old couple complimenting you both make a great couple <3

dan heng, caelus, welt yang, jing yuan, al haitham, zhongli, diluc, gepard, honestly any1 i love tis one sm

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“baby, what’s — oh,” you mumbled, roused from your slumber when you heard groans.

you thought he was having a bad dream, but the moment you turned to take a look at him you were met with the sight of your beloved all flushed with his hand down his boxers. frustration evident on his face as he's unable to get the release he’s craving for.

“c'mere,” slipping your panties down to your ankles, you pressed your ass against his cock, eliciting a relieved sigh from him.

“sweetheart, are you — fuck,” he moaned when you decided to grind your ass against on his erection.

“want you, love, please.”

as he gently pushed his cock into your already dripping wet warmth, you couldn’t help but let out a whimper at the delicious stretch it provided.

“y'feel so good around me, baby” he mumbled, leaving soft kisses on your shoulder as his thumb lazily drew circles against your hip to help you relax as he slowly sheathed his cock into your cunt.

impatient with how slow he was going, you decided to push back against him, making the both of you moan the moment he bottomed out.

“p-please,” you gasped, as you felt him start to find his pace — it was so slow, as if he was savoring the feeling of your pussy wrapped so deliciously around his cock, as he buried his face against your shoulder babbling about how good you make him feel. “so good to me, angel. taking my cock so well.”

the praises falling from his lips along with his languid but deep thrusts made you clench around him, hazy mind pleased that you make him feel good.

he groaned, his movements starting to get faster and sloppier as he chased his release. “shit, baby, m'bout to cum.”

moving your hips to meet his thrusts, you felt his cock start to grow and twitch in you. “cum for me, please, please fill me up.”

“f-fuck.” he panted, his warm cum painting your walls and filling you, some even leaking out onto the sheets.

“feel good?” you asked softly after a few moments of comfortable silence.

gently turning you around to face him, he gave you a shy smile. “thank you, i always feel good with you, my love. ”

“m'glad, baby”

pressing a kiss to your forehead, he tried to pull out his already soft cock from your cunt only to be met with your whines. “gotta clean you up, angel.”

“want you in me while we cuddle.” you murmured, eyes slowly fluttering close as sleep began to lay its claim on you once more.

smiling fondly at you, he pulled you closer against his chest. “rest well, darling.”

— diluc, kazuha, thoma, gorou, itto, kaeya, xiao, kaveh

[sailorstar9]

Your Best Friend's Jealousy

Y/N had known Donna for almost ten years. They met back in as teenagers when Y/N moved to Monstadt, next to Donna's house and they clicked instantly. Over the years, Donna became more than just a neighbour, she was like a sister Y/N never had. They supported each other through life's ups and downs and more.

But, as Y/N's wedding day approached, things started to shift. Diluc is the kind of partner every girl dreams about; supportive, loving and incredibly patient. When he proposed the previous year, it was the happiest day of Y/N's life. Planning their wedding, Y/N imagined the perfect day surrounded by friends and family.

However, Donna's behaviour had been a growing concern. Her drinking, once just a casual part of her life, had started to grow problematic. Donna had started flirting recklessly and often crossed boundaries, especially with men.

Y/N brushed off her concerns at first, attributing it to wedding stress and Donna's tough phase at work.

“Y/N, you know I'm here for you, right?” Donna asked one evening over drinks, her voice tinged with a seriousness that was rare for her.

“Of course, Donna.” Y/N replied. “You're my rock.”

But as the wedding drew near, Donna's behaviour escalated.

At Y/N's celebratory party, Donna was visibly drunk, making everyone uncomfortable. She whispered something to Diluc that night and Y/N saw his face tighten.

Y/N decided to confront Donna the next day.

“Donna, what did you tell Diluc last night?” Y/N ventured. “You seem… off.”

“Y/N, don't be such a worry-wart.” Donna waved a dismissive hand. “I was just teasing him. Lighten up.”

Y/N frowned; Donna's words did not match the look she saw Diluc's face.

This chapter of Y/N's life, filled with trust and friendship, was about to be tested in ways Y/N never imagined.

The weeks leading up to the wedding was a blur of decorations, tastings and final fittings, with Adelinde coordinating everything.

But, the shadow of Donna's odd behaviour still lingered on Y/N's mind.

One afternoon, while Y/N and Donna were reviewing sitting arrangements, Y/N noticed Donna chatting up Charles, probing him for information about Diluc.

Y/N tried to brush off the unease creeping up her spine; her mind adding yet another doubt to Y/N's ever growing mental list.

However, even more incidents began to pile up, each even more unsettling than the last.

On the morning of the wedding, the air was crisp and Y/N's heart was full of hope that the day would smooth over any lingering tensions.

As Y/N got ready, Donna flitted around, seemingly in high spirits which calmed Y/N down.

But as they stood in the plaza in front of the Favonius Cathedral, ready for the ceremony, Donna's mood shifted, becoming quieter with forced smiles.

“Stop the wedding!” Donna suddenly shouted, before Y/N and Diluc announced their wedding vows. “Master Diluc is the father of my child! I'm carrying the next heir of the Ragnvindr Clan. Master Diluc has to marry me!”

A blanket of silence enveloped the plaza as all eyes turned to Y/N and she felt her heart stop.

“Donna, what are you talking about?” Kaeya hissed, his voice as icy as the Vision he bore.

Donna looked at Y/N, then at the wedding guests, a twisted smirk on her face. “Master Diluc, tell her.” she cooed. “Tell her about us.”

Diluc kept his expression firm. “There's nothing to tell, Donna. It's all lies. Donna, this needs to stop, now.”

But Donna reminded unfazed, continuing her accusations as murmurs swelled.

Y/N realized this was Donna's version of some twisted revenge for slights only she perceived. As the chaos unfolded, Y/N realized it was more than just simple jealousy; Donna had planned this, with every intention of ruining what should have been the happiest day of her life.

“Y/N, believe me.” Diluc remained by her side. “We'll get through this together.”

“The Knights of Favonius will also stand with you.” Jean assured, Kaeya and Albedo nodding in agreement.

“Everyone, there has been a huge misunderstanding.” Kaeya announced. “Donna is not telling the truth. I have evidence of Donna's deceit. This isn't just about today. It's been going on for a while.”

Pulling out a folder from seemingly nowhere, the Cryo user revealed the numerous love letters written by Donna to Diluc, still unopened. “Adelinde kept these unopened. Let's read one, shall we?” breaking one of the envelope's seals, he began to read the contents, filled with inappropriate suggestions and declarations of feelings; feelings that Diluc never reciprocated.

Donna's face turned pale, her confident facade beginning to crack.

“Donna, this has to stop.” Donna's mother stormed up to her daughter. “Not only did you betray your best friend, but you've brought disgrace to our family. What do you have to say for yourself?”

Donna looked around, her usual bravado gone. “I was just upset. Y/N was always the perfect one; she gets to go to law school in Liyue and now she helps Master Diluc run the Dawn Winery as its legal consultant. I just wanted something for myself.”

“By destroying our lives?” Y/N spat. “Is that your solution? I never wanted to believe you'd go this far. Our friendship is over! Do not contact me ever again!”

“Donna, I think it's best if you leave.” Jean interjected.

“We're deeply sorry about this, Acting Grand Master, Master Diluc.” Donna's mother apologized and pulled her daughter off.

After the disruption settled, Sister Grace cleared her throat and the wedding continued.

[rhenuvee]

Do They Get Invited to the Fontaine Masquerade Ball? [Mondstadt]

A/N: Based on my post where I begged Hoyo to give us a Fontaine masquerade ball event. If they don't, this is the post I am using to quench my thirst.

Warnings: This is just my opinions and thoughts! If you think differently it is okay! (In my original post I said that I thought that the "higher-ups" would get invited so that is what I'm basing it off), written in an informal way, not all characters have headcanons!

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Yes - Jean, Kaeya, Diluc, Eula

Jean: She's anxious that something may go wrong if she's not there, especially with Klee. Lisa reassures her that everything will be okay (Lisa can be strict too so I think they'll be fine). Her co-knights (and Diluc) try to comfort her as well saying it is something to be proud of for her. I think she starts feeling better when she receives compliments from other guests of her being the acting grand master.

Kaeya: Was surprised he was going, because he thought Jean would've asked him to stay (Diluc: the Knights of Favonius are inefficient, you really think you'd stay?). He remembers that one time his adopted father was away for two days for the ball, and can't fathom that he'd get this chance. I just know his outfit for the masquerade ball is e x t r a v a g a n t.

Diluc: He remembers his father getting invited, so now it's his turn. He is hesitant on going, since there is business to take care of with the winery, possible memories of his father, and of course- his "dear" brother who is also attending. He probably is asked to bring wine by the organizers. When he gets dressed, Kaeya's like huh you're not wearing the darknight hero mask? And if you listen closely you can hear retribution.

Eula: Also surprised she got an invite because of her lineage... but on the other hand, she is not her ancestors, nor is she getting invited for that reason. Amber is excited for her and begs her to tell her all about it when she comes back. She is the best when it comes to the ballroom dancing part.

No - Amber, Lisa, Barbara, Razor, Bennett, Noelle, Fischl, Sucrose, Diona, Rosaria, Mika, Klee

Most of them are too young anyway... however that doesn't stop them from getting excited about a ball even though they cannot attend.

Fischl: She claims she is not jealous, because in her kingdom they have their own masquerade ball. Fontaine has an exquisite ballroom with the most brilliant chandeliers? The Immernachtreich has a better one, all purples and black with candles and Oz themed lights. She immediately organizes it along with asking her mom to make her favourite cold cut platter, and invites all her friends.

Bennett: Hears about Fischl's masquerade ball and is very much convinced that her's sounds better than Fontaine's. When he attends Fischl's ball, (well it looks better in her head but) he thinks it's the most amazing event he'd been to.

Klee: She is sad that Kaeya and a few of her other friends have to leave, though it's only for a bit. Klee asks him to bring back something like a Fontaine-Dodoco, Kaeya chuckles and says sure. Lisa and Albedo are the main people who have to keep her out of trouble.

Razor: Potatoes.

Well... - Venti, Mona, Albedo

Venti: If this guy can somehow make it to Lantern Rite and Irodori, then he can get to the ball. Not saying he was ever invited, but something tells me he has a scheme twirling his fake mustache and sneaking in. I won't deny that it would be fun to see him at a masquerade ball. Insert Diluc's deadpan face when he sees an alcoholic bard made his way to Fontaine. Venti makes up a fake title- "The Best Wine Taster of Teyvat"

Mona: She has wrote on the Steambird which drew in a lot of readers, so I think she has a good chance of getting invited. She'd be able to connect with any Fontaine fans that enjoy her astrology columns. I also think her outfit would be very elegant.

Albedo: I feel like he has a chance of getting invited but declines for two reasons. One because he has a lot of research to do and two, because someone needs to keep Klee from blowing up Mondstadt (and possible sus-bedos on the loose). I believe if anything, Sucrose would be the one to convince him to go since there could be more things alchemy related to discover in Fontaine, or other alchemists or scientists to meet.

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[bellsxwriting]

Kind of a crack request, but also kind of of fluffy You know the 3.5 scene where Kaeya is in Sumeru? What would happen if the traveller was Kaeya's lover? Partly the letters were tailored because he misses them greatly (despite him being on their team). Lots of kisses and soft talk when they reunite.

Meanwhile Dain just hurled in the bush from the sappiness, this is so much worse then collusion.

Kaeya x Reader .- Reunited at last...

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A/N - Ahhh thank you so much for the request! I hope this is ok, it's not too long but I had some fun writing it and I can always do another part! - Also this is from the perspective of the traveller that isn't lumine/aether!

You held the letter in your hand as you approached the spot in which Kaeya had requested you- It was 5 pm now, and the tavern was alive with customers; many sitting around, drinking, laughing and enjoying each other's company. You surveyed the area, your eyes landing on a table in the corner, seating one distinct customer, “I'll have something I haven't tried yet, boss…” You heard your lover say as you approached the table,

“Um…sorry sir, I'm afraid you've already tried every type of liquor we sell” 

“Oh? Well then just the bill please” 

“Drinking on the job…? How unprofessional” You stood at the end of the table, smiling lightly at the man in front of you,

“Traveler, my love. Im so glad you could make it” Kaeya stood, a warm smile on his face as he moved to stand next to you, wrapping one arm around your waist and pulling you closer,

“Kaeya, you're really here!” You heard your companion Paimon gasp from next to you, “Paimon half thought you were playing some form of prank on us” 

“Come now” He chuckled, “I would never kest about seeing my dear partner now. I was simply in the area and hoped you'd spare the time to see me” He kissed you lightly on the cheek and your smile only grew, “Come now, sit, I'm sure we have much to talk about. How about I get you a drink Y/N” You took the spot next to Kaeya, Paimon infront, you laced your hands together and rested them on the top of the table, waiting for the server to come back so you could order, 

“What brings you all the way to Sumeru my love, surely not just to see me” You glance his way, a smirk lifting on your face, 

“Oh, I wish that was the case,” He lifted your hand to his lips, placing a soft kiss there, “No, I'm actually here to learn more about the alcohol industry here” The conversation continued, you talked about his reason for arriving, your victories in sumeru and your plans to visit Fontaine now the crisis is quelled. The night grew darker and you rested your head on Kaeyas shoulder, as he softly spoke about Mondstadt to you and your companion, occasionally looking over to place a chase kiss on top of your head. By now, one of his arms was wrapped around your shoulder as he drew you closer to his chest. 

“What are your plans for tonight, love, are you staying in the hotel or are you setting off back to Mondstadt?” You looked up at him as you spoke, he chuckled.

“No, I still have a few more places I would like to look into before I depart, perhaps you could keep me company tonight Y/N?” He smirked down at you before leaning down, 

“Nope, Na nah, Paimon cannot deal with you two being lovey dovey!” She pointed at you dramatically as you both grinned. Meanwhile, behind the wall concealing your table. A familiar figure stood, eavesdropping on the whole interaction, 

“So, that's what has become of the descendent of the Alberich clan…” He shook his head, observing further, “The traveller and an Alberich eh…I really cannot deal with…couples…” He held his breath. Deading to have to go over and sit in front of you two, but he knows he must. He was here for answers after all…

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A/N.- I hope you enjoyed! My requests are still open if anyone wants anything written!

[borbsbirbs]

GI: Actor AU... but they meet their actors

Part 2

TW: Nothing, but it's a long textpost so i'm still putting it under a read more

MASTERLIST

As "Lucas" stood up, Diluc drew his blade, anticipating him to step back in fear or shock, just not- wonder.

"Miki, look!" he chirped. "The actual Favonius Greatsword! Imagine doing Cori’s fight choreography with that." His eyes were practically glowing, light shining in his pupils.

"Alright, let's just- put the bigass sword down, thank you-" the Kaeya-clone muttered, brushing his bangs back, revealing a slight eyepatch tan. Despite the situation, Diluc held back a smirk.

Hesitantly, he lowered the blade.

Kaeya-copy clapped his hands, letting out a forced smile. Too obviously bothered, Diluc noticed. "Lovely, lovely, Introduction time! I'm Mikail, I play, well, obviously Kaeya in Genshin Impact and Lucas-"

"That's me!"

"Yes, Lucas, I know. Plays Diluc. Pretty obvious, by the hair colors." 

An uneasy silence fell between the three.

Diluc didn’t know what to think of the copies, as they whispered between themselves. 

As time crawled on, more people began to wake. 

"Impressive," Albedo murmured from beside him. "Versions of ourselves, almost perfectly visually identical."

A sigh echoed from the other side of the room, a girl who's facial structure resembled Albedo's, though her silver hair trailed far down her back. "I'm... Well, you can call me Cori," She said, shrugging on a perfect copy of Albedo's own jacket.

"So you are the Cori that they mentioned?" Diluc asked, recalling something about her ‘choreography.’

"Yes," She said, voice soft as she nodded. "It's not my name, but I kind of prefer it? I'm the Choreographer for the Genshin Impact Movie Fanproject... and somehow also the director, though that was mostly unintentional." Her hand brushed through her hair as she finally made proper eye contact with Albedo.

It was odd. It was definitely his face, but everything else was a bit off.

Her hair was unlike his own, long and flowing silver. Her voice was softer than his own, and had no birthmark. And yet, she seemed to reflect Albedo's form before him.

Another voice, familiar yet uncannily different as Sucrose sat straight up, glasses nowhere to be seen. Human ears were barely hidden by her hair as she glanced around, looking across the room. 

"Dammit, were we supposed to be filming again? I didn't think we were doing another Albedo related scene until..." She trailed off, eyes glancing around the room. "Huh." she muttered. "Cori, why're you half in costume and why is there an Albedo there? Didja find someone to play Subject Two?"

"Sucrose?" Albedo called out, unsure of himself. Not-Sucrose shrugged.

It was very clearly not the Sucrose that the Teyvatians knew as their own. She did not stutter, nor flinch, instead standing tall as she took initiative to speak.

"I mean kinda? I do play as Sucrose, but only in the Fanmovie. Hashtag-not-sponsored. Oh, I'm Honey. Ironic, right? I mean, sucrose is in honey, I think." 

Play.

A choreographer.

"I... see." Albedo muttered.

"So? What's your name, newbie?"

"I am Albedo-" he began, abruptly cut off by 'Honey'.

"Cori, you found someone named Albedo to play Albedo? Are you not going to be acting again?"

Acting.

Diluc glanced around his side of the room. Every vision holder he knew, from Barbara to that one bartender cat was there, but who would...

The leader of the Yun Opera House.

Miss Yun Jin would know. 

Gently, he stirred her awake, watching as her eyes slowly peeled open and took in the room around her.

"Where am I?"

"That's what we'd like to know," 'Mikail' replied. "One moment we're getting ready to film, next thing we're in a room with the very characters we play."

"How strange." Cori placed her hand on her chin, a perfect imitation of the pose Albedo does. 

"That was... Oddly satisfying." The Alchemist copied her pose. "Is that what I look like when I do that?"

Cori flinched slightly. "...heh, I guess I picked up that habit after doing it so many times..." She muttered. "But yes, Miss Yun Jin, we don't know where we are... though we do have a television here for some reason. And a gaming PC"

Tele Vision, Albedo noted. A strange compound word, what was a Tele anyway? More importantly, what did pee-sea mean?

Yun Jin's eyes widened, realizing exactly what 'Mikail' had said

The very characters we play.

[dutybcrne]

@strdstd said : "If... if you'd met me, got to know me back then... and then met me again later, found out what I'd done, all the wrong I did, how I made myself into a killin' machine with no trace of who I was before... Would ya still-" He stopped himself. A metal hand rose to grip a fistful of hair with a heavy sigh, standing with his back to Kaeya. He held up his other hand, ultimately turning it so the back of it was in his sight. The ring made of an old bullet caught the overhead hotel room light. With seconds, his eyes widened and he found himself returning to standing before Kaeya once more, a rare look of fright contorting his features. "N-Now don't go gettin' th' wrong idea! I don't- don't regret marryin' ya or gettin' with ya, I could fuckin' never do that." Face then ducked down, burying itself in Kaeya' neck, hands ending up resting above his hips. "Jus'... help me understand. What the hell do you see in this hunk of scrap metal here? What's the difference from the man back then and the cyborg of now? When the man seems so much better... more human." {...I can explain-} 『 UEUEUEUE- || Accepting 』

           ・⊱ Kaeya froze–perhaps a bit literally, considering the layer of frost that spread across the drink he'd had in hand. A little huff in irritation at himself ( seriously, he needed to get that emotional reaction under control ) and in disbelief at once left him, swiftly setting down the cup as he raised himself up on his seat. Heart leaping into his throat as he spoke,

           "Where is this coming from?"

           He cringed back a slight immediately��his voice should not have pitched with such worry...ugh, now he'd gone and made Boothill all the more stressed-

           "That-"

           Still, he didn't hesitate to embrace Boothill, a secure hold wrapped tight around that metal body. Comforting, to steady his own heart after the mess of unease Boothill's abrupt question had left bubbling in his chest. Hopefully to him as well, in a way, even if the man wouldn't be able to truly feel the pressure around him. For that reason, he would let his head press against Boothill's, to offer what solace he could now, as he listened to his explanation.

           A breath, two, Kaeya would take a moment to gather his otherwise scrambled thoughts. To try and still the heart yet thudding so harshly in his chest.

           "Well, for a start, that hunk of scrap of metal," he managed, "is my most trusted friend and husband. So I'd appreciate it if you offered him a little grace, thank you."

           A hand moved, gently winding through dual-colored hair, as he drew a soft breath.

           "I'll be perfectly honest, I…I'm not so sure I would have fallen for you if you'd remained like man you were before. Ever. No matter how 'good' he was." It was a quiet admission, heavier than intended perhaps, but- "With the person I was, had become, and the fate that my father had claimed I possessed…I would have thought you would been too good for me. Yet another someone I needed to keep away at all costs." From himself, from his heart...assuming he would have even spared the man a second thought, considering how much Kaeya had on his plate. Would that...Sawyer have been as bold and brash as Boothill was now? Would he have been the same man who'd cause trouble for and challenge the Cavalry Captain of Mondstadt the same ways he had when they'd met? Been so adept at handling his little trials and bouts of recklessness to test the man's character as he did? "It's probably because of all you've done, good and especially bad alike, that I felt, and feel, comfortable enough opening my heart to you. Because it's you."

           Sinners, dare he say, with differing motives, lives, and fair share of skeletons lurking in the closet lying, yes. But even still-

           "I might even say it's because of the things you've done and faced that you were able to accept me, as I was. Even after I'd done each and every little thing wrong, let myself fall into terrible things." Gone and damn well become a monster, when all was said and done in the process, in his desperation to save his people...well, who better than Boothill to understand that, right?

           "Could the you from before ever been capable of making me that unwavering promise of yours?" Could he have had that same conviction in him to start with? Could he have understood his motives? Willingly chosen to stand by him so staunchly, even when everybody else had seen reason to give up on him? "Would he have been so willing to save me? To love me, after all that?"

           Selfish thoughts aside-

           "And besides...if the 'you' that you are now was truly such a terrible person...do you think you would be grappling with the remorse and feelings you are now?"

           No truly evil person would ever hold such qualms–Crepus had said that to him once, striking such a cord in him at the time, that he'd feared the man might have actually known his truth. And now,

           "That's how I know I made the right choice. Why I believe the you that you are now is the better man in my eyes. And that will never change for me."

[puffybee-dreams]

Boy's Night

Gotta love being in denial amirite boys? Absbsbsbsb First PoeHaitham fIc WAHOO

When Poe entered Lambad’s Tavern and caught sight of the motley crew seated at the wooden table in the corner, she almost denied the fact that they were the ones who invited her. But once she sat down, beckoned over by the blonde at the table she felt undeniably welcomed among the group. It reminded her of when she would go on “quests” in her youth with Diluc and Kaeya. The three often pretended to be Favonian Knights like they saw in the city, rescuing each other from unseen dangers in the fields of Springvale.

Those joyful days seemed so distant to her now.

“Poe? Are you listening? It's your turn.”

“Huh? Oh. Sorry.”

The quintet had been playing a low stakes card game for the past 30 minutes or so and to this point Cyno had been demolishing them all. That is, until Poe drew a card from the deck in the middle of the table and grinned.

“Well boys, I think that's game~”

She laid her hand on the table revealing the winning cards and awarding herself with groans of frustration from Tighnari and Kaveh. The wide smirk on her face was quickly wiped away as she felt a firm hand ruffle her hair.

“Good job.”

They were but two simple words but coming from a man such as AlHaitham? Poe could feel her chest swell with pride. She beamed at him before taking another sip of her drink. She then pushed her chair away from the table.

“I'll be back shortly. Heading to the little Anemo users room.”

Cyno let out a snort at her small comment before beginning to shuffle the deck of cards. The second Poe was clearly out of earshot, everyone's attention turned to the scribe currently sipping his beverage.

Kaveh was the first to break the silence.

“Care to explain what that was?”

The quirk of a smokey eyebrow was the only response the architect received. A frown appeared on Kaveh’s face at AlHaitham’s lack of reaction.

“C’mon! I'm not the only one who noticed right?”

Tighnari’s smooth voice interjected in the conversation. “Oh no we all noticed. I think you're the only one perturbed by it.”

Kaveh suddenly looked incensed. “You can't be serious right now!?”

AlHaitham sighed. “Lower your voice. You'll make a scene.”

Like a petulant child, Kaveh folded his arms across his chest. AlHaitham was silently relieved the topic was dropped only to be proven wrong by Cyno speaking up.

“You have to admit… It is rather odd though.”

AlHaitham let out a sigh before turning to look at the Matra idly shuffling the deck of cards.

“What is?”

“That it seems even roses can bloom in a desert.”

Tighnari scoffed. “If that was another attempt at humor please remember Sumeru is known for its wild roses.”

Cyno only looked down to hide the smirk on his face.

“True. But where AlHaitham is concerned feelings have never a-rose.”

Ear folded flat against his head, Tighnari’s face quickly created an expression of disgust. “There it is.”

Kaveh, however, suddenly seemed pleased to have some support on the matter.

“Precisely! So spit it out! Why are you being so nice to Poe?”

Another sigh left the scribe's lungs. “Kaveh you act as though I'm a cruel person.”

“YOU LOCKED ME OUT IN THE RAIN!”

“You needed a lesson in remembering to bring your keys with you.”

“I had to climb in through a window!!!”

“And I was the one who cracked the window.”

The blonde haired man clutched his head and let out a long groan. Tighnari took the opportunity and looked over at AlHaitham, curiosity clear on his face.

“Even I'm a bit curious though. At what point were you going to tell us?”

AlHaitham silently began reconsidering his choice of ‘friends’ before replying. “About what?”

“About your feelings. I, for one, support you. If she feels similarly I see no reason for you to not pursue your interest.”

“There are no feelings. She and I interact regularly because of our shared field of study. That's all.”

“You invited her to come tonight.” Cyno chimed in.

Kaveh nodded eagerly, finally having recovered from the psychic damage the scribe so willing inflicted upon him.

“Let's use your beloved logic against you, shall we?”

AlHaitham simply stared at his roommate blankly, waiting for him to spout whatever nonsense he needed to get off his chest.

“First, you start staying at the Akademiya later than usual. At first there's no reason to assume it was anything more than you getting lost in some thought but then I happened to catch you walking away from Avidya forest. I try to justify it but then- THEN I come home and there she is. A “colleague” as you introduced her. So why did you, the most reclusive man I have ever known, invite her over to our home?”

AlHaitham was utterly unfazed by Kaveh’s emphatic accusations. “Are you upset that I did so without your permission?”

“That has nothing to do with it and you know it!” The look on poor Kaveh’s face proved how desperate he was to cling to his sanity. Tighnari, taking pity on the poor man, spoke once more.

“I think Kaveh is trying to point out the fact that you seem to go out of your way to include her in your daily comings and goings.”

“Who? Does AlHaitham have a little crush on someone?”

A sudden feminine voice chiming into the conversation caused the three conversing males to suddenly clam up. Poe once again took her seat between AlHaitham and Tighnari before smirking at the scribe.

“You could tell me who it is. I'll put in a good word for you.”

“I have no ‘crush’ on anyone. These three are simply trying to make a mockery of me.”

Poe chuckled, turning back to the table as Cyno began dealing cards to everyone again.

“As any good group of friends would~ My friends and I would banter back and forth all the time back home.”

A sudden, bitter taste rose in AlHaitham's throat. Ah yes. Her so-called “friends” she was dearly fond of. He couldn't place the source of the sour feeling surrounding the man he'd likely never meet but as far as the scribe was concerned it was best left alone. Feelings made people vulnerable and illogical, two things he was above being. His grandmother had raised him to be kind to women. That was the single reason he was so charitable in regards to Poe.

Anything else…. He'd rather not think over to any great extent, lest he prove his own theories faulty.

[naitodenight]

A God in Teyvat: Drinks and jobs (aka getting isekaied was no easy)

From this chapter I make it clear that in the future, when someone refers to you as Y/N they are using your fake name, in my case our reader is still Vagabond but you can always name him/them!

Warnings: soft Sagau, mentions of religion, this is more of a comedy than anything so nothing to worry about for now!

Part 1: Gold / Part 2: Mora and statues / Part 3: You're here!

As part of the knights of Favonius, Captain Kaeya Alberich had the ability to instantly tell when something odd was going on around or entering the city. It was something like a sixth sense, it didn't help much that he was also excellent at getting information out of others. So when he saw a hooded stranger walk into the city as if it was nothing, selling a miserable amount of ore and then spending what he earned on the cheapest food in the place… needless to say, he had his suspicions.

A Fatui in incognito? It would be weird, since there are several walking freely through the streets of Mondstadt (under the strict supervision of the knights, of course). Not only that, the Fatui are usually wealthy, going to the extreme of reserving the entire Goth Grand Hotel for themselves, so it didn't make any sense for one to arrive out of the blue, hungry and broke. But looks can be deceiving, which is why he followed him. Deep down, Kaeya hoped it was a Fatui with bad luck so he could treat him like the others, or maybe it could be another traveler bringing ruin to the city; anything would be fine, save for being someone like himself. "… Heyyyy," the masked one began, showing the most awkward smile he had ever seen in his life, at least it wasn't fake. "Captain? You see, I'm new in town, but I imagine that title is important, so what business would you have with a mere vagabond?" It was odd, but somehow charming; it even drew a chuckle out of the captain, a genuine one, much to his surprise. "Mere curiosity, for example How is it that a complete stranger can so easily get past our guards? Of course, seeing you here, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt." That and a hint, pointing his gaze at the statue of the Creator. Of course, it was not so uncommon for people to come all the way from small villages to pray at the great statue of the Creator; Mondstadt was known for being the nation of freedom, but it was also one of the most devoted. Building churches, a huge statue, having festivals, all in honor of the God of Gods, one without a name but one that everyone had in mind as an idea, unlike an Archon. This is why many came to pay their respects before the statue, from old people and children, to people who longed for something, mainly the Lunar Blessing, as it was known. Obtaining that blessing equaled God's favor, that favor equaled strength, and that strength materialized in a Vision. Kaeya had been blessed with one at his lowest point, which was a huge surprise once he recovered and had time to process it: he had never been that much of a believer and yet there it was. Over time he had come to understand that this strength was not obtained through prayers, but from something unknown and even random, if he dared to say so. But who was he to judge? The creator didn't seem to have many criteria, honestly. So if this outsider came to ruin his knees praying in front of the statue for something like a vision, it wasn't his problem. What he was unaware of was that the masked man didn't know what to make of all this either. So that's what that knight was talking about… You still couldn't fully understand the gravity of the matter, but you were sure of one thing: you had done well in covering your face. Everything was too awkward and even terrifying if you thought about it, being a god or having the face of one, both were a problem. Even more so being next to one of your favorite characters. Well, time to bring out those acting skills! " You've caught me! I'm quite impressed, but not surprised, based on your title it was bound to happen." You said hoping you didn't come off as cocky, it wouldn't fit your appearance and would only raise more doubts. "The truth is I'm not really into religion, but after what I've been through, I guess I had to come to show my respects." That seemed to work, seeing that Kaeya raised an eyebrow teasingly, but let you be and continue. "Oh? And what would that be? I imagine you had a hard time on your journey, seeing your appearance." You shook your head and gave him a grin, "Where I'm from, if anyone wants to know about each other, they should usually buy a drink or something. It's a little early but it wouldn't hurt if I tried a sip of the famous wine from these regions." "Are you even old enough to drink?" the blue-haired man smirked at your attitude. "I'll give you a glass of cider and you will tell me your story, how about that? You smiled, knowing that Kaeya didn't trust you, but you wouldn't turn down the opportunity. "Lead the way please."

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"So, you're just an artist looking for opportunities?" the captain said that as a summary, you just nodded trying to hide your nerves. "And you were attacked by a group of bandits on the way here?" "Exactly! Even I was surprised to see bandits around here, not that it's so unusual where I come from though." You said after taking another sip from your glass of cider. "I must admit, the ones around here are a bit more violent, they even left a pretty nasty scar on my face, but luckily I found an old sword to intimidate a little while I made it to the town for help." Kaeya smirked amused by the situation, you knew it was normal for him but oh god that smirk…Focus! He's too smart to believe your lies, but you had to keep up with this act to continue. "Don't underestimate me though, a performer is not based on what they have, but on their talent! I can sleep on the field until I make some mora out of my performances…I hope the bards don't get jealous." Before the conversation continued, an extra voice saved you from further scavenging through your mind for more lies. Charles, the bartender, stepped in with an approving expression and another glass of apple cider. "Sounds interesting, I must admit it gets a little boring listening to the same tunes from the same guy. No offense, Jose" the aforementioned seemed to be offended, as he stopped whatever song he was playing with his lyre. What a dramatic bard, it's not like he was the only one around town. "Excuse me, I don't think I understand. Are you offering me… a job?" "Of course not, if you had taken any classes maybe but no. Many bards come here to perform with or without my permission, one in particular who comes here from time to time, finishes whole barrels and then starts performing to pay somehow… it never works out, of course." You had to hold in your giggles. Of course, it had to be Venti. "If you're so desperate you can start here. If some drunken guy tosses you a coin you're free to keep it. As long as you don't cause trouble do what you want." Were you listening right? they were giving you a chance! You quickly nodded, planning in your head what you could do on your own, without a phone, speaker, instruments or people on your side to play them… And what about this whole statue thing? Apparently you were a god? You would have to investigate later, but talking about this was very risky for you, even though so far it didn't appear that there were any extremists around here, but what if they found out about your identity? The news about the death of the knight who attacked you had not reached them yet, but once they find out, what would happen? Maybe they would blame the Hilichurl, or maybe they would go for your head once you are involved in all this, they could take off your mask and judge you again… meh, you would figure it out another time.

Kaeya's laughter snapped you out of your thoughts. "Well, if you get in trouble, I'll tell you that the prison cells are very comfortable! I'll even bring you a blanket." You rolled your eyes at his tease, though you didn't doubt that sleeping in a cell might be more comfortable than sleeping in the field. "By the way, I bought you three drinks and you still haven't told me your name, do you need the whole barrel for that?" You only shook your head and thought about your answer, could you tell your name? You still didn't know much about this world, so maybe, apart from your face, this world might also know your name. Finally you sighed and decided to give a fake name. Maybe you heard it somewhere, a song, a movie, a play, whatever, this was your name now. You just hoped that tomorrow, everything would turn out just as easy as today. … For now, all you could do was walk around the city. Kaeya assured that he would go talk to some of the knights so they wouldn't say anything if they saw you wandering around the city, which calmed you down a bit; never did you imagine that you could be witnessing your favorite characters doing everyday things. Amber looked so happy eating lunch with Eula, you were sure that if you went into the church you could witness one of Barbara's performances and look! There goes Bennett, coming out of the adventurer's guild all excited. Meanwhile you, at least, had time to think about what you could perform when you returned to Angel's Share… The easiest thing to do would be to sing something in acapella and hope for the best, but what could you sing? Something easy, that wouldn't confuse the people here too much, but you also wanted to get some giggles out of it. You were just about to choose something like Bad Romance or something like that when you heard a voice so familiar that you immediately turned and said to yourself "Primogems??" "Ad astra abyssosque! Welcome to the adventurer's guild, Username." … What?

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[dreamrecorder]

The words we keep

Soulmate au - first words tattoed on the wrist

Includes: Venti | Diluc | Kaeya | Albedo | Zhongli | Xiao | Childe

Mentions of suicide in Zhongli; angst and brief violence for Childe

Oh you're here- I mean! I'm sorry I didn't mean to take your spot!

The bard had guessed that he'd meet his soulmate either in Angel's Share, in Windrise, or at the hands of his statue in Mondstadt. But the latter two were more unlikely. But he doesn't mind sharing his space with you really. In fact, Venti would be more than willing to let you in his space. But lo and behold! He didn't think he'd meet you at the hands of his statue!

Nights prior, you always heard a voice singing songs of various emotions. The voice eventually led you to Barbatos's statue. When you looked up, you saw the bard in green. His voice was very calming and pleasant to hear, so you always visited the statue at night. Until recently, your curiosity grew. Why does the bard always stay there at night?

Seeing your relaxed form on his statue, hair swaying in the wind. Venti just went soft. "Quite the lovely view isn't it?" 

He didn't mean to surprise but you still did become surprised. He found it endearing. "Oh you're here- I mean! I'm sorry I didn't mean to take your spot!"

Ah- you scared them. Please don't do that.

Now who did he scare and what did he do to warrant his soulmate's first words to him? Diluc has always been aware that he can be intimidating and usually he doesn't mind that. But for you- he does give half a mind.

There was a new winemaker that Connor had hired and Diluc has yet to meet them. Connor had even commented that their methods were a bit unusual. But if it's enough to get the former's approval, then Diluc will see to this newcomer.

Diluc met you during the night, just at the edges of the Stone Gate that signifies the border between Mondtsadt and Liyue. The man was simply patrolling around the area for any hidden dangers. That's when he saw you, kneeling on the ground with a group of slimes surrounding you. Seeing your plight, Diliuc quickly ran and summoned his greatsword. With a few swipes imbued with pyro, the slimes hastily retreated. He was about to chase them off, but he was more concerned of your safety.

Diluc was about to speak when you cut him off as you stood up, dusting your clothes. "Ah- you scared them. Please don't do that."

Diluc was dumbstruck for a second. He did not expect to meet his soulmate right here right now. Seeing his stupefied look, you raised a brow. "Are… you alright, Sir Diluc?"

"Those slimes were about to attack you." Diluc pointed out. His reply made you chuckle a bit and shake your head to the sides. Did he say anything funny?

"No they were not. I was trying to befriend them so that I could use their slime concentrations for the winery."

Now Diluc was even more confused. Slime? For tbe winery? "Wait- you're the new-"

"Winemaker. And your soulmate if you're not yet aware. Come on, let's go look for those slimes! We can talk on the way about our… professional and not-so professional side of our relationship." And with that, you trailed to the path of the slimes with a smile on your face. As for the wine tycoon, he was still confused- like a lost puppy, but there was this gentle smile that landed on his lips as he followed you.

Yes, I am suffering and in need of a Pyro Vision. Soulmate or not, if you don't have a Pyro Vision- shoo.

The text tattooed on Kaeya's wrist always left him laughing. He just knows, that this was meant to be a comical moment. He can even imagine the moment he meets his soulmate just from these words alone. But of course, he does worry about your well-being. Kaeya had his guesses. Maybe he would meet you in Dragonspine or maybe- you were an unprepared tourist enduring the permafrost of Snezhnaya and he'd meet you there. Well- in the end, he's still amused at your winterish pain.

Sure enough, Kaeya was tasked to scout Dragonspine for any Fatui activity. He could feel it under his skin that he'll meet you any second now. As he traversed through the mountain path, he noticed a group of warming seelies hovering over… someone? And that someone is shivering immensely. The captain grinned.

You heard footsteps approaching but you stayed in your crouched position, determined to preserve your body temperature. The seelies were helping, sure, but they were not enough to counter the coldness your Cryo Vision emanates. Damn it. Just because you're a cryo user doesn't mean you're immune to sheer cold.

The footsteps stopped and you snorted at the words the stranger spoke, "Could this possibly be my soulmate suffering in the cold and in need of a Pyro Vision?"

You huffed, you didn't want to meet your soulmate in this kind of situation. But it happened anyway, much to your dismay. Still crouched, you managed to turn to face the man as seelies continued hovering around.

"Yes, I am suffering and in need of a Pyro Vision. Soulmate or not, if you don't have a Pyro Vision- shoo."

Now actually hearing it from you made Kaeya laugh hard. If he was already amused just from the ink on his wrist before, Kaeya's now even more so deeply amused. You muttered sadist on his way. Deciding he's had enough a good laugh for today, the captain gave you his fur coat and a warming bottle. "Come on, let's get you some place warm, yes?"

You're not the only one! I actually did one for you, too!

When his mind is not occupied by hus studies, it would often drift ink embedded on his wrist. Everytime Albedo does so, he would often wonder what did the two of make for each other that would lead to you eventual meeting.

The Windblume Festival arrived, and of course, so will tourists from other lands. Usually, Albedo would simply pay no heed to the ongoing festivities and their participants. But this time- things were different. You unknowingly caught the alchemist's eye. There was this sudden itch in his hands- and Albedo knew he had to sketch you form. However, before he could even approach you- you left to another direction.

He caught sight of you again the next day. You were reading a book on a bench, with the plaza fountain giving you a beautiful background for Albedo. Discreetly, the alchemist sat on a bench front of yours and began sketching. Unbeknownst by him, you were also entranced by his form and you, too, began sketching.

Albedo was first to finish- and like usual, he would give the sketch to the person he drew of even if they were strangers. As he walked, there was this certain nervousness that found way in his stomach. This never happened before. Why was he nervous?

Once close enough, Albedo cleared his throat and handed you his sketch, "I know this seems suspicious, but I want you to have this. You have a wonderful form."

You'd be lying if you said your heart did not stop a beat at his words. When you saw the paper he was offering you, you gasped at how he caught every detail of you. Bashful, you tore the page you were drawing on from sketchbook and gave it to him.

"You're not the only one! I actually did one for you, too!"

When your words reached his ears, Archons bless you as he gave you a genuine and joyful smile.

Please... don't touch my heart that wants to disappear.

When Zhongli fully embraced his mortal form, he didn't expect the universe to gift him a soulmate. Like a snake, ink slithered into words that gave his heart a certain sadness. Zhongli knew, you were suffering somewhere... Out there...

He saw you first at the highest peak of Guyun Stone Forest. Everything happened so quickly. One second he was watching your distant form from the beaches below then the next he knew- his heart dropped, the same way you willingly fell to the hands of death that waited in the sea. The archon did what he knew is right- and that is saving you.

To Zhongli, immoratlity can both be a blessing and a curse. When your skins touched, he knew you were of immortality. He could sense it. And he could also sense the tiredness that nest in your soul from the burden of immortality.

Once Zhongli landed on safe ground, that's when he spoke. "I won't ask why, however is this truly what you want?"

The way his words reflected the ink written on your wrist made you open your eyes wide. When the realization sank in- that this man is your soulmate, you began crying. You were tired of life- but this man- this man is now your lock away from your want for death. If you stayed with him- another cycle of seeing the people you love come and go.

"Please..." you begged, "don't touch my heart that wants to disappear..."

Your voice was sad and pleading- but Zhongli was a stubborn man, just like his element. He wanted to help you but not by giving your death. He wanted you to see life in a new light, hopefully with him by your side.

Excuse me... Here- for you. Qingxin.

Xiao was always resolute in his resolve that he has no need of a soulmate deemed by the universe. However, there are times that he would let his mind flutter around the concept. Specifically, around the words elegantly written on his wrist and his soulmate. Xiao would question why would you give him qingxin flowers in the first place. Other than that, there was also this underlying worry in his thoughts about you and the qingxin flowers. These flowers... they can only be gathered on high stone peaks. What if you slipped and fall?

This leads Xiao to have days where he just spends his time at the peaks of Jueyun Karst, looking out for any foolish person scale mountains just for qingxin. It's not because he's worried about you no- Xiao just doesn't want anyone die under his protection over Liyue. There has already been too much deat-

"Excuse me..."

At the voice, Xiao's head whipped to your direction with eyes wide in surprise.

"Here- for you. Qingxin."

There was this bored look in your face, but Xiao could see the worry in your eyes. Worry? Were you worried about him? Xiao frowned at the thought but still took the flowers from your outstretched hand.

"Foolish mortal... you could have gotten yourself hurt. Climbing peaks just for qingxin..."

... But still a small smile graced his lips and your heart melted.

"Thank you."

You're the only person I recognize whose eyes resemble the deep blue ocean.

The words tattooed on his wrist always left Childe questioning about his soulmate and what led them saying these words. Somehow- imagining the possible scenarios always makes him melt. This string of words- it never fails him to bring a sense of comfort in his heart. Childe learns of yoir existance during a mission.

The mission was to assasinate a captain of the Knights- you. He observed you for days and took note how you're silent and alone for the most part but kind to the people who approach you- he almost feels bad for having to kill you. The day came when he had to kill you. It was supposed to be a quick kill- but he should know better. You were a captain for a reason, so you fought back. However, in the end, Childe was stronger as he wrap his hands around your fragile neck. Another second, he'd have you dead- until a child's voice cut through- your little brother. The way your eyes watered up at the sight of your only family. Seeing the hurt in your eyes, Childe's thoughts went overdrive- No- nonononono way I'm killing in front of a kid- He simply can't- he was reminded of his little brother, too. With a wavering will to disobey orders, Childe let you go and retreated to the night,

"Don't think this is the last time you'll see me."

Like a shattering glass- the words he uttered made your heart shatter like glass...

Childe saw you again, this time in Liyue. When your gazes meet- there was a shock that passed through with tension suddenly gripping your necks. Childe swore he hid much of his identity physically that night- but he knew you recognized him. He managed to corner you in Yuehai Pavillion by swooping into an empty seat right in front of you. There was a tense moment and an oppresive air. He noticed how your hands were ready to grab your weapon. "How did you recognize me?"

You carefully thought of your words. And when you did reply, Childe have never felt so much despair until today. "You're the only person I recognize whose eyes resemble the deep blue ocean."

Back before he knew you- these words always comforted Childe- but now? Childe felt chills in his spine as despair clouded his mind. Why would the universe decide to have person he was supposed to kill his soulmate.

Similarly, his heart also shattered.

A/N: Look!!! I got meself some banners ksks---- this is all Childe's fault rawr

[xiaosweetheart]

chewtoy.

character: kaeya <3

genre: v horny/suggestive, but no actual smut (if i. if i were. to use the c*trus sc*le. it would. be a lime. [keels over and fucking dies])

summary: there is no summary, i just wanna use kaeya as my own personal chewtoy man i wanna bite him so bad

warnings: gn reader but he calls you a good boy (1 time) and a pretty boy (1 time); switch!reader, switch!kaeya; lots of biting, hickies (even More in pt2 🤤🙌); slight bloodplay ??; mentions of cockwarming; you call him captain; petnames (darling, angel, sweetheart, pretty thing, baby)

a/n: ill write a pt2 if this preforms well <3

"sweethea–ah! hey, hey, easy now," kaeya reprimanded you. "you don't wanna draw blood, do you?"

"mm maybe i do," you hummed against his neck before biting down even harder.

grabbing a fistful of your hair, the calvary captain yanked your head back, forcing you to look at him.

"you can bite on me all you want and as hard as you want when we get home, my darling," he paused to nip at your jaw, "but while i'm at work, you need to behave yourself, yeah?"

that was awfully ironic coming from him, considering how many times he's fucked you in his office — all over the headquarters, really. but you decided to play along (somewhat), nodding obediently in response to his words.

"good boy," he praised, cupping your face in his hands and pressing soft kisses to the corners of your mouth before kissing you on the lips. holding onto his upperarms to keep yourself steady, you eagerly kissed him back. swiping your tongue across his lower lip, you whined loudly when kaeya pulled away from the kiss entirely, a smirk tugging at the corners of his lips.

"i told you, i have work to do, pretty thing," he explained when you pouted. then, with a final kiss to your forehead, his attention had shifted back to the paperwork in front of him entirely.

well that just wouldn't do. you wanted kaeya's attention and you wanted it now! letting out a frustrated huff, you shifted in his lap, burying your face into the crook of his neck. for a moment, or several, you let yourself bask in his warmth, something one might not expect from the cryo user (the truth was that kaeya ran rather warm, but his hands were always fucking freezing).

kaeya had almost thought you'd fallen asleep — you were relaxed against him, your breathing had evened out, and you didn't seem to pay any mind to the hand that had settled on your hip — but right as he opened his mouth to say your name, you bit down hard against a particularly sensitive spot on his neck, forcing out a breathy moan from your lover.

"fuck!" he whined, burying a hand in your hair, trying to yank you off of him, which only made you bite down even harder, smirking against his heated skin.

running your tongue over the spot you bit, something metallic? caught your attention. you had drawn blood!

"awh kaeya, baby, i hope you don't mind that i drew a lil blood," you cooed mockingly, licking and sucking your way up his neck until your lips ghosted over his jaw and you were staring up at him through your lashes.

"i — i, uhm," he paused to clear his throat, but even then, he still seemed at a loss for words, something that made your chest swell with pride. it certainly wasn't everyday someone could have kaeya blushing and stumbing over himself!

"hm? you what? 's that matter, sweetheart? not used to b—nnmf!"

but before you even got to finish your sentence, kaeya did the only thing he could think of to regain the upper hand: shoving his fingers in your mouth.

a shiver ran down your spine from both the sudden chill on your tongue, and the look kaeya was giving you.

"oh? 's the matter, sweetheart?" he mocked with a shit eating grin on his face. fine, two can play at that game — what you weren't expecting, however, was for kaeya to so readily to play along. (that was on you, really.)

right as you bit down on his fingers in retaliation, he had already forced them to the back of your mouth, threating your gag reflex.

"oh? don't tell me you thought you'd have the upperhand, angel?" kaeya teased, laughing at the way your eyes glossed over. "you poor, stupid, pretty thing; you should know better by now, mm?"

when you didn't react to his words, aside from giving him a mean glare, still too stubborn to submit, he pushed his fingers just a little bit further down your throat, resting them against the back of your tongue.

gagging around his hand, you let out a pitiful mewl as you felt yourself began to drool around him.

"here's how things are gonna go: you're gonna be real still and cockwarm me while i finish this damn paperwork," he began, inching his fingers slowly down your throat. "and then, when we get home, i'm gonna punish you for distracting me at work, do you understand?"

you felt your pussy flutter around nothing, and clit throb at his words as he removed his gloved, spit-soaked fingers from you mouth before giving you an expectant look.

he wanted you to answer him.

"y–yes, captain," you mumbled out, tilting your head down to avoid making eye contact.

"what was that, pretty boy?" he hummed, taking your chin between his index finger and thumb and tilting your head back up to look at him.

"......... yes, captain," you said quietly, face hot with embarrassment. whatever, you'd let kaeya think you were gonna submit to him and then flip the tables against him when you got home. or so you thought.

masterlist.

[glazelilyy]

adventuring in dragonspine!

characters (separately!) - diluc ragnvindr, kaeya alberich, albedo, tartaglia, zhongli, xiao ; gender neutral reader

word count - 2016 words

genre - crack/fluff

format - headcanons with small blurbs

warnings - none!

summary - some headcanons of what i think it'd be like adventuring with the character in dragonspine!

a/n - oh man my first ever creation. this was the idea that actually got me to make the account, i'm excited to write this :) these are pretty platonic but if you squint maybe it's a little more than platonic. some of these aren't technically adventuring but shhh its in dragonspine. im also watching bwaap play childe's story quest while i write this and i forgot how adorable teucer is <3

content under the cut!

literally the best person to bring

he most likely wouldn't go into dragonspine unless he absolutely had to, or was convinced by you

would definitely light up every single torch he sees

if you're the type to play in the snow and really get in there, he'd keep watch and look at you with a small smile every now and then

he'd 100% offer you his coat if he notices you're shivering

keeps you close/holds your hand not only because dragonspine's terrain is dangerous but also because he makes for the best portable heater

if you have a vision that doesn't mesh well with dragonspine (hydro/cryo) then he'd more than likely handle all fighting (and even if you have a vision that worked well in dragonspine, he'd still handle all the fighting because mister worrywart over here has no restraint)

you trudged through the snow with less grace than initially expected, flopping face down into the snow with a small oof. you rose your head, nose now freezing, to see a gloved hand stretched before you. "i didn't take you for the clumsy type y/n." you huffed and grabbed his hand, letting him pull you to your feet. "i'll have you know i'm plenty graceful! it's just this snow is so hard to trek through." diluc chuckled quietly and held onto your hand. instinctively you drew yourself closer to him and wrapped your arms around his. he looked at you quizzically; "sorry, can't help that you're super warm and it's super cold in here." you shrugged with a small grin, tightening your grip on your personal heater. diluc shook his head with a small smile and drew you closer than before as you both continued to walk through starglow cavern.

oh boy

if diluc is the best person to bring (in practical terms), kaeya is definitely the worst practical choice for adventuring in dragonspine

despite his incompatibility with the environment, kaeya would be a joy to bring along simply because he's kaeya

he'd love to build snowmen or make snow angels with you

would definitely take advantage of his vision and make small ice sculptures in the snow

he's the type to hug-walk with you because of how cold it gets further up and he's not exactly the best source of heat

he's not all fun and games though. kaeya would be a great help in solving the various puzzles and mechanisms littered throughout dragonspine

i feel like he doesn't come to dragonspine a lot yet still knows where everything is because once again, he's kaeya

you never thought you'd ever see the infamous cavalry captain and undeclared flirt of mondstat giggling like a child while making snow angels. despite having come here to research the ancient mechanisms hidden in dragonspine, somehow you found yourself lying on your back, laughing alongside the seemingly out-of-character kaeya, who insisted he accompany you on your mini-expedition. "somehow i feel like you've been waiting to do this." he snorted and rolled his head to meet your eyes. "snow angels are a must when in dragonspine! it'd simply be a sin if we didn't stop to make some." he pushed himself up and brushed the snow off his back. he stretched his hand out to you, pulling you from your own angel to your feet. the both of you stood back and marveled at your final products. while yours was a tad wonky, kaeya's looked pristine and ironically angelic. "well would you look at that sweetheart, your angel's wings are crumpled." he laughed as you shot him a look and playfully hit his arm, unable to hide the grin forming on your face.

also one of the best choices to bring adventuring in dragonspine considering he has a base there

would have thorough knowledge of the terrain and areas in dragonspine

if you're there to research the different puzzles and mechanisms or wildlife in dragonspine, he'd definitely be more inclined to join your expedition

speaking of puzzles, albedo is only second to kaeya in his capabilities to solve them; big brain energy go brrrr

he'd probably ask to stop every now and then to sketch you or the scenery; he can't help how angelic you look against the backdrop of dragonspine

when it comes to high places albedo's got you covered (is also mainly looking for an excuse to see your excited face as you're lifted from the ground by his geo flower)

"y/n, i believe i've found a most interesting specimen for your research, care to take a look?" you rose your head up from the small cluster of mist corollas you were sketching and sent albedo a soft smile, allowing him to lead you to whatever he saw. you gasped seeing the tetratanic sweet flower that hung from the edge of a cliff and immediately turned to albedo with pleading eyes. he only smiled and summoned his geo flower underneath both of your boots, enjoying the gleeful look on your face as he held you close lest you fall. you slowly rose to the edge of the cliff where the tetratanic sweet flower sat, eager to sketch the specimen and collect samples. while you worked diligently, albedo sat on a nearby tree stump and sketched the beginnings of what he saw in front of him: you in your prime against the snowy backdrop.

if you're in dragonspine to do work and tartaglia is tagging along, no you're not suddenly it's a fun snow day in dragonspine

he'd willingly go fight frostarm lawachurls despite being a hydro user; especially loves to mess with cryo samachurls just to see them topple over while trying to strike him with its weapon

prepare for lots and lots of snowball fights, impromptu ones too

he's definitely experienced in traversing through climates like dragonspine given that he grew up in snezhnaya

the self-proclaimed "snowball champion of snezhnaya"

adventuring in dragonspine with him wouldn't be super productive because that snowbank just looked too good to avoid jumping into according to him, and majority of the time you'd most likely have to end up assisting him after he rushed into battle

he's still a joy to bring along though!

"tartaglia-"

"no no y/n, i'm having fun here!" he called back towards you, who sat on a rock watching the harbinger mess with a cryo samachurl. he'd get close to it every so often, then jump back and laugh as the samachurl fell with the weight of its weapon. he already cleared out the hilichurl camp but left this single cryo samachurl alive just for his amusement. "y'know, we have better things to do than for you to watch that samachurl fall on its face for the 5th time." you shot him a pointed look. he only shrugged his shoulder with a toothy grin and finally finished the samachurl off. thinking he was finished with his antics, you hopped off the rock and began gathering your items, when suddenly you were decked in the face with a solid snowball. stifling your noise of surprise, you whipped your head to the cackling ginger who clutched his sides trying to contain his laughter in. "you should've seen your face! oof-" you cut him off with a snowball of your own, a wicked grin crossing your features. he wiped the remainder of snow from his face and you watched as his eyes darkened a tone. "oh? what's this? i'll have you know i'm quite adept in snowball fights y/n." you felt a chill in your bone as you watched him craft snowballs at lightning speed, turning to you with a menacing smile. "i've gotta warn you, i won't be holding back this time."

he'd be fascinated, it'd be so cute to watch

pretty sure it doesn't snow often in liyue and, and being rex lapis and all it's very rare for him to leave liyue

(based on his voiceline) he's definitely seen snow but i like to think he hasn't seen it enough for it to be common

he'd follow you wherever you went in dragonspine but stop a lot to ask you questions about the terrain, wildlife, and other aspects of dragonspine

he'd 100% stick his hands in the snow or cup his hands to hold snow

would accompany you willingly regardless of your purpose for going there

but like albedo he'd be more inclined if you were going there for research purposes or to explore

another one who would offer you his coat if he noticed you were shivering

totally unfamiliar with how to traverse snowy terrains, expect to get lost a lot; if you aren't sure where you're going zhongli sure as hell doesn't know either

he'd prioritize your comfort over his; despite his fascination with snow he'd also immediately seek shelter if that was what you required (also based on his voiceline about snow)

you watched with a fond smile on your face as zhongli gazed in amazement at the snow cupped in his hands. for someone as refined and classy as zhongli, he seems to melt into a child-like wonder at the sight of snow. "having fun there?" he turned to you with a smile and nodded, showing you his cupped, gloved hands that contained the pure, fluffy snow. "i have never been outside of liyue for too long, and it is not quite often that it snows over there. i am quite fascinated if i'm to be honest." you knelt down beside him and cupped a handful of snow yourself. "well, if you ever want to come up here again i'd be happy to be your guide." the expression on his face was worth braving any snowstorm in dragonspine just to see it again.

please stop him before he tries to eat snow-

like zhongli, he doesn't leave liyue a ton so snow isn't something he's overly familiar with it

based on his voiceline (about snow) he definitely has experience with snow and terrains like dragonspine's

he has no interest in heading to dragonspine with you

the only way he'd ever appear is if you were in trouble and called his name

once there he'd begrudgingly accompany you to "make sure you do not fall in harm's way" as put in his words

how is he not freezing?? he literally has no sleeves?? it's a mystery to the both of you apparently

coming to dragonspine during a snowstorm maybe wasn't the best idea upon further inspection. further inspection meaning you desperately struggling to pry the large rocks pinning you to the floor of the cave you took shelter in to avoid the raging storm outside. the rocks hadn't hurt you in any way thanks to the weird position of a large boulder. however, the rocks weighed just enough so you were trapped and couldn't move. panic coursed through your veins; you hadn't informed anyone of your little expedition to dragonspine nor did you expect anyone to be casually meandering through the frosty blizzard beyond the mouth of the cave. racking your brain for solutions, the name of a certain adeptus came into mind. seeing as no other options seemed reliable, you opted to speak his name and watched in awe as black and green clouds of smoke manifested from thin air. his face was alert, hands wrapped around his jade spear clearly looking for signs of danger. his eyes fell upon you in your questionable state, barely seeing your face past the multitude of rocks. "heyyy xiao, i may or may not be in a little bit of a pickle." he huffed and began to read the situation, gently prying off rock after rock making his way to your crumpled body. "you get yourself into the most ridiculous situations." he muttered, pulling off a large rock to meet your weary smile. "at least i have you to rely on for when i get myself into those ridiculous situations." settling for a small grunt as a reply, he pulled you out from underneath the mess you had gotten yourself into and could not be more grateful that you were alive and well.

date published: april 11th, 2021

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hi!! I'm OBSESSED with the way you write, so if you could indulge me a little? :D diluc + kaeya + zhongli with an s/o who has to seduce an enemy to get important info—though they try their best to stay put, worry/jealousy gets the best of them, and they arrive at the scene just in the nick of time...

hopefully this doesn't overstep any of your blog rules :< tysm!!

seducing an enemy

parings: diluc, kaeya, & zhongli x gn!reader (afab for zhongli)

summary: you get sent on an important mission to try to get information out of an enemy by seducing them, but worry/jealousy gets the best of them and they arrive just in time

warnings/content: seduction, angsty but with comfort, suggestive if you squint

a/n: ahhh thank you so much!!! i hope this did your request justice :)

-> diluc

you really shouldn't be running this late. diluc was pacing back and fourth in main room of the winery. the maids tried to get him to calm down, but he just couldn't sit still. not when you were out on a mission at the risk of being hurt.

and on top of that, seducing someone. just the mere thought of it was enough to send diluc into a frenzy. of course he trusts you. he really does, but you were doing this to a dangerous enemy. the risk of it all was just too much not to stress over.

"i'm going out for a walk. please, do not wait up for me." was all diluc announced to his maids before grabbing his coat and running off.

it was a very cold night, and diluc suddenly remembers that pretty little lace you were wearing.

"it's all apart of the technique, diluc. i can't seduce a person if i'm covering every inch of my body."

obviously you were right, but diluc still wishes you weren't cozying up to a scumbag wearing little to nothing.

diluc hadn't realized how fast he had been walking because he was already at the destination. with claymore in hand, he wasted no time busting open the door. he found you with a knife to your neck, trying to pry the man off of you. your vision was tossed to the side, so you were utterly helpless.

all diluc could see was burning red. he didn't even get a good look at the guy holding you; he let his body do the talking and swung his claymore, not actually hitting the guy but causing him to lose balance and drop the knife.

while diluc was keeping him away, you drop down grabbing the fallen knife and stab the enemy's leg. before diluc could chop the guy in half with his fired up claymore, you quickly push him back with the rest of the strength you could muster.

"diluc, he's down! it's alright now!" diluc was breathing heavily, his eyes fixated on the person screaming in pain. once he feels your body hugging his, his demeanor quickly changes.

diluc drops his claymore and returns your embrace back, kissing the top of your head. "are you alright? are you hurt?" he pulls you off of him, holding your shoulders to examine your body for any injuries.

you put your hand on top of one of his and give him a soft smile. "i'm okay, i promise." you turn around to look at the man behind you on the floor. "he, however, isn't. i'll have to bring him to the knights for further interrogation."

you go and grab your vision before cuffing the man's hands. "y-you're crazy! i'm going to die because of you!" he nearly spat in your face.

diluc was quick to act, grabbing him by the collar and yanking the guy dangerously close to him. "call them crazy again and that claymore you saw earlier will  definitely kill you." if diluc's claymore won't kill him, the fight he felt definitely would.

after diluc accompanied you to take him to the knights, (he wouldn't stop talking about how incapable they were on the walk there. "this never would've happened to you if they knew how to do their job." some things will never change.) he sat you down on a nearby bench and once again examined you thoroughly, even though you told him you were fine for the nth time.

he carefully draped his coat over your shoulders. "i'm just so glad you're alright. good thing i came when i did." he would say. for the rest of the night, he held you tight and gave you many, many kisses while telling you that you're never doing something like that again. not because he was jealous or anything, of course not

-> kaeya

kaeya knows you're an amazing and capable knight. you have amazing combat skills and are perfect at undercover missions. perfect person for the job.

so why was he so stressed?

imagining you throwing yourself all over that enemy in the short and tight dress you were wearing was eating at his mind. you had looked absolutely tempting in that getup that kaeya couldn't keep his hands to himself.

"oh? all this for me darling?" kaeya had walked up behind you and allowed his hands to run down your sides as you added earrings to your final look.

he kissed your neck, and before he could continue, you turned around placing a kiss on his lips. "this isn't for you, love. i have a mission..."

the wine glass that was resting in kaeya's hand had now been shattered to little pieces, littered all over the floor of angels share. he had came here to help keep his mind off of you, but it wasn't helping. at all.

kaeya quickly slammed mora down at the bar, scaring charles before heading off to you. he knew he could be potentially ruining your mission, and jean would have his head for it, but at this point in time he really could care less. you were more important to him than his job.

if only the grand master hadn't taken all of the horses with him, maybe kaeya would've gotten there faster. damn him.

as fast as his feet could carry him, he arrived at the goth grand hotel (did you really need a horse kaeya?) he pushed the fatui agent at the doorway trying to stop him and barged straight to the front desk.

"if you don't tell me what room y/n is staying in right now, i swear i will freeze hell over this place." the poor frightened desk lady handed kaeya the hotel key without protest. he swiped it from her and marched off.

"a42... a42... come on where are you?" kaeya walked down 2 hallways until he finally found it.

not even bothering to use the key, kaeya froze the knob before kicking the door open. much to his dismay, you were pinned down to the bed with the enemy right on top, ready to weald his weapon.

kaeya wasted no time to act. he shoved the guy off of you and drew his sword, keeping it pointed nicely at his neck so he couldn't move.

you jumped off the bed to retrieve your own. "i was handling it you know."

"if by handling you mean almost getting yourself killed, i would say you did a fine job." kaeya's voice was still seductive even when he was mad. maybe he should've gone on this mission instead.

you quickly cuff the fatui agent before kicking him out of the room, leaving him for the knights to deal with. "i'll get revenge for this! my superior, he won't like this. he'll deal with you!"

you sigh as the two knights grab him. "yeah, yeah, i've heard it all before. the day your superior comes for me is the day you'll see hellfire." was the last snarky comment you made before closing the door behind you, leaving only you and kaeya in the room.

"there were other knights here?" kaeya asked, approaching you. "only two. master jean planted them just in case."

kaeya pulled you to him for a very tight hug without warning. he buried his face into your neck and wrapped one arm around your shoulders while the other holding your waist. he kissed your neck, and then your jaw, cheek, forehead, your lips, ear, and finally whispered, "you're never doing this again."

you pull his face back so his eyes can meet yours and you cup your palm around his jaw. you tilt your head to the side and raise a brow. "why? because you were scared for me or because you were jealous?"

there are very few things that make kaeya aleberich blush. but him being called out by you is definitely one of them. "jealous? no, of course not. i was worried for you, love." he pulled back from you a bit and you became a laughing fit.

"hey, i was! you cant prove otherwise." he mumbled the last part and crossed his arms like an angry toddler.

you wiped a fake tear from your eyes and composed yourself. how cute, you thought to yourself. "but you did know i had it, right?" you asked.

kaeya looked back over to you, arms still crossed. "yes, i did dear. you're more than capable of holding your own. but what kind of boyfriend would i be if i wasn't to worry, hmm?" he walked back to you and brushed away any hair that was out of place.

"but," his teasing voice was back. "we do have this very nice hotel room to ourselves now. how about we make the most of it and-"

cue you throwing a pillow at him

-> zhongli

he understood your line of work. he understood how dangerous it could be. but what you had told zhongli earlier that night still wandered at the back of his mind.

you were dressed beautifully in black. the outfit hugged your body in just the right places and zhongli thought you looked absolutely ravishing.

"going somewhere dear?" his eyes were drinking you up. you smile and plant a kiss on his cheek. "it's for the mission i told you about."

the mission sounded dangerous indeed. he had no doubt in your strength but this, this just seemed too much, even for you.

the man you were seducing is known to be very dangerous and zhongli's subconscious couldn't rest at that. mortals were quite fragile after all.

"mr.zhongli? did you hear me?" hu tao waved her hand in front of his face. he snapped out of his daydreams about you and redirected his attention to the young funeral director.

"apologizes miss hu tao, could i possibly take the rest of the night off?" zhongli felt terrible for asking this of her but he just had to go to you.

hu tao granted him his wish, believing that he was feeling ill. at first, zhongli was debating if he really should come to you. it really is their mission, i'm sure they can handle themself.

he was afraid his interference would mess with your mission, but ultimately his concern for you overpowered that thought.

he reached the location in no time. it was a small beach house right on yaoguang shoal. and right outside, 2 guards were posted.

such an important and powerful man obviously has security, zhongli thought to himself. zhongli closed his eyes. he tried to listen for the sound your voice; a sound he had learned to memorize. and he found it. your voice was muffled was full of distress. that was enough for zhongli to approach the guards, ready to break open the door.

"hey," one of the guards stuck his arm out blocking the door. "you can't be here. so lea-" before the guard could get out another word, zhongli send geo shards flying towards both of them, knocking them to the ground unconscious.

he sent a geo spear straight through the door, stabbing the enemy's arm on the other side and pinning him to the wall. you were limp on the floor, but the sight of the geo spear put you to ease. your dress was torn leaving you a bit exposed and you had broken your ankle while fighting the man, but the pain seemed to go away as soon as you saw zhongli walk in.

zhongli sent a few more geo shards to secure the guy on the wall before rushing over to you. "dear, are you alright?" he said squatting down beside you. zhongli took of his coat and draped it over your exposed body. he placed his hand gently on your shoulder, afraid to hurt you.

you smile in relief, raising a hand his arm. "i'm alright, just a broken ankle. could you help me get him to the milieth? they should be here in 10 minutes. i've gotten all the information i need."

"you, this- this isn't over! i'll come back for you. i swear it." the man slurred. your eyes widened at his arm. there was a lot blood was oozing from his wound.

"zhongli, he can't die." zhongli looked at you in confusion. "but he broke your ankle. he can perish."

laughing right now would be very inappropriate, so you had to retain yourself. "i know but the milieth still need him. very alive."

zhongli obeyed your wish and yanked the man off of the wall harshly. "i won't heal him, but he can be taken to bubu pharmacy." zhongli took the spear out and tied his arm tightly with a random cloth he found on the floor. he tossed the man outside for the milieth and rushed back to you. he helped you sit up and you rested your body against his chest.

"thank you, for coming. although i could've handled it myself you know." you look up at him and smile. he lets out a sigh and kissed your lips. "i know dear. but um-" his coat was slipping down your body, revealing a good amount of your cleavage. he turned his head away, blushing a bit. "you should wear my coat." you giggle at his words but put on his coat properly.

zhongli rests you against the wall and scoots to where your feet. he tears some of his shirt to wrap your ankle in. "this will hold it until we get you medical attention." without warning, he picks you up in bridal style. you quickly wrap your arms around his neck so you don't fall.

"w-what are you doing?" you ask, it came out more as a squeak. "the milieth are here," zhongli responds walking outside. "they can take care of that man. we need to get you back to liyue."

yes, he really did carry you all the way to liyue.

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Precious Memorabilia

Fandom (picked at random since it was not requested) : Genshin Impact

Characters (picked at random since it was not requested) : Diluc, Kaeya, Childe, Zhongli

Type: Scenario/Headcannon

Theme: ⬜

Reader Insert: Gender Neutral

Inspiration for this post: Here

Synopsis: Your boyfreind has always noticed that you carry a little stuffed animal (elephant) around with you. They become more and more curious over time and one day while cuddling at home, they ask about the animal.

When he first met you, he knew you were not from any of the seven nations here in Teyvat. A fish out of water in it's truest form. And that is what drew him to you. He wanted to know more about you and where you came from. Another thing he noticed was that you never left anywhere without making sure you had it. It being a grey colored stuffed animal. The animal of which inspired it he had never seen in Teyvat so he realized it was from your homeland.

He would often watch as you would bring the stuff animal to your chest or nose when you were nervous. You would often cuddle with it when he was or wasn't cuddling with you. Kind of jealous of the stuffed animal to be honest. He also noticed how you never let anyone touch it. Not even the Traveler, Aether, who was like you got to touch it.

Having observed all of this he can't take it anymore. He wants to know more about the animal. Like what is the animal's species called, does the stuffed animal have a name, and why is it so important that you need to keep it on your person at all times? For all he knows it may be a cultural thing from your homeland.

And so today, he decided, that when he got home he was going to ask you about it.

"(y/n)?"

"Yeah?"

"Can I ask you something?"

"Sure. What's up?"

"Um...About your stuff animal..."

"Oh, Ellie? What about her?"

"Wait a minute? Her?"

"Yes, Ellie is a "her". What's the issue?"

"N-Nothing I just wanted to know more about her is all."

"In all honestly I'm surprise it took you this long to ask about her." You say holding up Ellie. "Well allow me to introduce you. This is Ellie the Elephant and she keeps me safe. She... She was a gift from someone very important to me. As of now she is all I have left of them."

Diluc

He completely understands wanting to hold on to the memory of someone important

Kind of does that with the art collection of his late father

He also likes the name "Ellie" he thinks it adorable and fitting

In addition he is curious about the person who gave you Ellie

Understands that it may not be an easy topic so he won't ask right away

Already making it his mission to ensure that nothing happens to Ellie

"I am glad to hear that she keeps you safe. Maybe now I won't have to worry as much." He'll say with a smile looking at Ellie.

Kaeya

Your answer is a surprise but not all that shocking

He knew it was important just didnt think it would be that kind of important

Honestly believed it was a cultural thing from your homeland

Realizes you two are one in the same since he did get his signature eye-patch from his grandfather

Kaeya, being Kaeya however, is now going to tease you by using Ellie

"I wonder, does Ellie speak? I'm curious to hear some rather embarrassing stories about you." He'll reply with a cocky smirk on his face as you hold Ellie out of his reach bracing yourself for him to go after her.

Childe

Legit almost asks, "What's an Elephant?"

He also understands wanting to hold on to the memory of someone who is longer here

He is kind of similar because whenever he leaves home, his siblings will often give him something of theirs to take with him

Has plans on teasing you with using Ellie as a puppet

Also has plans on keeping Ellie safe from literally everyone else

WILL stab anyone, unless they are a child, that tries to reach for her

"Say, think Ellie will be willing to protect me sometime? I'd love to spend some time if her too." He'll ask with a sweet smile and will pout if you say no.

Zhongli

Can and will compare you and Ellie to Qiqi and her notebook

So now he worries if you suffer from some kind of memory problem

He will ask what an Elephant is unable to help himself

He'll be hyper focused on your explanation of what an Elephant is

Finds the explanation fascinating

As Morax/Rex Lapis wants to create one

He also finds Ellie's name to be very fitting

"Ellie the Elephant, I; Zhongli, would like to thank you for keeping (y/n) safe and for allowing us to meet. If you dont mind I'd like to aid you in keeping (y/n) safe." Yes, he will speak to Ellie as if she'll reply back. Of course you being the goofy person you are will pretend to be Ellie and reply much to his amusement.

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