#but u cant be mad at me forever 🥺

[anatrik]

First thoughts TTPD:

What a lana x folklore girlie win this issss!

1.Fortnight is about matty?? HAHAHAHA also why did this make me think of when holt was going running with the ladies when he was in witness protection??? Crying. Fav line has to be they were supposed to take me away but they forgot to come and get me. So sad but also so cool in relation to her cancellation/return. 10/10

2. TTPD- not so hahahaha anymore IS THIS ACTUALLY A FUCKING MATTY HEALY ALBUM??? There was a typewriter at the 1975 show she performed anti-hero at? Unless its somehow about harry? Who else is tattooed on her roster??? Or is this about herself? Kinda feel like modern idiots/who’s going to decode is directed at us lol😂 9/10?

3.My boy only breaks his favourite toys- went in expecting mad woman rage. Pleasantly surprised. king of my heart to queen of sandcastles he destroys….DESTROYED ME. Are you fucking kidding me rn? Im caling it. Best song. Im crying at 7.30 am this is not funny anymore. Also THANK YOU FOR NOT SLANDERING DAD. I knew you wouldnt let us down like that. Also the chorus sounds like long story short😭 oh this is so sad. Once i fix me hes going to miss me? He was my best friend?😭 he runs because he loves me? Stopp😭😭 1000000/10

4.Down bad- ….aaaand we’re back to MATTY AGAIN? He does not deserve this spotlight but why are all the song so goood😭😭😭 is this why artists love to date problematic men? It unlocks some extraordinary potential? Crazy crazy girl😭 also stay down (bad) 🤌🏾 shes done it again 10/10 also for personal reasons i will be believing this is about joe in that Tom/Joe/met gala overlap period when she was photographed going to the gym a lot and that this is about all that yearning please let it be about that plesplesplesplesplesples also down bad waking up in blood staring at the sky…like i lost a twin is giving bigger than the whole sky🥺

5. So long, london- so so long long, lon-don DONE? ok miss girl😭 the hoax parallels😭 dont be undoing the song i was going to play at my weddddding what is wrong with you😭 my only one my smoking gun to two graves one gun youll find someone??? Also reminds me of la la land :/ how much sad did you think I had in me? You wrote hoax so a lot ok leave us alone. crying again. 10000000000000000/10 oh lol its a track 5 ofc it is😂

6. But daddy I love him- she really said if you ever liked, shared or even LOOKED at the ‘vivaa las vegas’ memes you cant come to the wedding and shes so real for it. Lfgggg. Ubothered unhinged uhmazing. Growing up precocious sometimes means you still hold on to that princess/quarterback wattpad fantasy AS IS YOUR RIGHT QUEEN GO THE FUCK OFF🥳 100000/10 calling out toxic fandom for the first time and we love to see it🫡 this is suchhhh a happy songggg you deserve ALL the chaos and revelry.

7. Fresh out the slammer- god she gets it. Like sure he was great and he is still my biological father and everything but as a decidedly melancholy person myself who has constantly had atleast one close friend in a deep depression I can see how all that heavy lifting can just get heavy at some point especially when youre a partner and their sole lighthouse in wtv storms be out there buffeting their mental health. Its not for everyone and thats so fair and so valid but so sad as well. 10/10 for the honesty.

8. Florida- she really said girlrot summer🫡 this is the lanaest song ever. So lucky one/nothing new coded. This will be the First song I repeat and then so long london. Aaaghhh how i love a self aware melancholic anxious little superstar. 90283749292/10 thank you for giving florence an entire verse whew. Little did you know your home’s really only a town you’re just a guest in is soooo going on my body forever

9. Guilty as sin?- honestly just fuck if it means we dont have to hear about how desirable ratty healy is man ffs. IThe only reason he looks so hot is bc hes forbidden. You have to trust me on this. He’s sooo mid JESUS. U cant be writing hozier lyrics about a man that hasn’t met a shower😭 1000000/10 writing. -16392992/10 content. Unrequited love/lust truly is the greatest weapon in a poets arsenal bc where is this energy in the joe songs binch?😭 this is such a teen in love with a 26 yo creep who called me so mature for my age mom you just dont get ittt anthem😂😂

10. Who’s afraid of little old me?- is a warning 😂 im so here for it. Like yes I still hate matty with all my heart and soul but yes I agree fans should not be allowed so much of an opinion on another persons life and yes I should be afraid (I am). She said aight love letter era over I AM WRITING YOU ALL HATE MAIL AND I’M HAND DELIVERING IT. Shes sooo done pretending to be the relatable girl next door when she’s anything but and is now reminding us of it and yes yes yessss girl OWN ITTTTTTTT. I’ve been saying for agesssss that there is a darkness under all that sunshine from where she clawed her way to the top and this is sooo vindicating. 10000000000000/10 favourite song ever. Mad woman wishes she was who’s afraid of little old me. I am unwell. I am in love. This is the Taylor Swift i stan. The marketing genius the calculating business woman the puppet master with narcotics in her songs thats why we sing along🫡 she so can handle a dangerous man

11. I can fix him (no really I can)- you cant.

12. loml- ofc. OFC. Its the saddest song of all time. OFC. Fuck offf ughhhh. 😭😭😭😭😭 its giving happiness. Its giving divorce. i am a child of a broken home now and my parents still love each other and hold so much regret still. What do i do with thissss? Im just a little girl taylorrr! 1002380292011010101/10 soo so gooood.

13. I can do it with a broken heart- first of all track 13. Love it. Second of all the upbeat barbieness of it all. Third of all I FINALLY PLACED IT. Shes in her unrelatable era. She is not your girl next door. You will never understand her life. She is as much a phenomenon as a person and we literally only see as much as she allows us to and honestly if i have to get put in my place theres noooo better way to have it done. Im having such a great time actually. 10 BILLION TRILLION OUT OF 10 you tellll em girl you FUCKING TELL EM.

14. Smallest man who ever lived- not going to speculate on who it is bc they clearly had a serious problem and its not a joke but damn :/ thats so sad :/ hope they get help? Didnt expect this to be what the song was about at all?

15. The alchemy- she said TRAVIS IS MY BOY WITH HER WHOLE CHEST😌 10/10

16. Clara bow- did she just name drop herself ? I was so right about unrelatable era. Also the Subtle nod to olivia/sabrina noted and appreciated. Lucky one/castles crumbling (mature version) fr fr. Solid legacy song.

17. The black dog- shared your secrets with and location is the same whiplash as a red rose grew up out of ice frozen ground with no one around to tweet it🤌🏾 joe songs hit so so different 😭😭😭 1000000000/10

18. imgonnagetyouback- the valiant roar was not so valiant and more of a mew i guess. 7/10

19. The albatross- oh this is the ONE. The album defining song for sureeee. Mad woman on coke. A rose by any other name is a scandal???? Thats my religion right there. Little last great American dynasty twist there at the end! Fuck yea. She does reallly try to warn the men in her life have to give her that. One gazillion/10

20. Clearly god has favourites and they are the ppl called chloe or sam or sophia or marcus😭 ALSO this song is about joe for sure. The internet starlet hasss to be delaney rowe!!!! It HAS TO BE. 10/10

21. How did it end?- shes back for the fans😂 plot twist the breakup is with yall🤌🏾 but yesss say it louder! One gasp and then how did it end. So good. 100/10

22. So high school- lmao aristotle grand theft auto ONLYY taylor swift man😭😂 you know what you want and boy you got her🫡🫡 11/10

23. I hate it here- mother’s having a mental breakdown kids yk the drill🤌🏾 10/10

24. ThanK you aIMiee- what better way to say fuck you to a hater than to thank her for jumpstarting your legacy my god!!! She is insane for this. The capitalisation is a bit petty tho ngl. 8/10

25. I look in peoples windows- once again I thank you for the kindness and respect shown to joe. Never doubted you but thank you nevertheless. 10/10 short as nice to have a friend but it didnt need to be longer.

26. The prophecy- its so sad and humbling to see even a woman at where she is having to beg for love bc that literally is the nature of love. Something humiliating, to have to beg for 🤷‍♀️ cards playing out like fools in a fable cursed like eve got bitten. No one writes like her damn. 10/10

27. Cassandra- very madeline miller on this one. Love love loveee modern takes on tragic greek women. 100/10

28. Peter- ah fuck. This one is going to hurt (it did). 1000000/10 my ribs get the feeling she did😭 all her joe related aches are so bone deeeep ugh. Promises oceans deep but never to keep😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 oh god it hurtsss it hurts it hurtss

29. The bolter- curious child ever reviled except by her father wow.

30. Robin- OMG! I needed this song growing up sooo bad. That way to go tiger felt so so warm like running into a kitchen after a day of being in the mud and u tell ur mum the silly things u did and shes genuinely interested and impressed by your smol victories. A bajillion/10

31. The manuscript- postmortem of every ex ever🤌🏾 love it.

[collegetennisoriginstory]

ALLIEEEEEEEE!!!!! Just finished the update HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

[Mandatory spoiler warning here]

OMG SAM!!!!!!! MY LIL BESTIE IS HERE AGAINNNN!!! AND WE MATCHIEESSS <3 SAM MY SCRUNKLYWUNKLY ❤️🩷 YOU BET UR ASS I CHOSE THE "NO THOUGHTS HEAD EMPTY, SOUL CRUSHING HUG" OPTION!!! AHH I AM WHOLE AGAIN, SAMMYWHAMMY, MY SAMWISE, MY LIL GUY!!

I love how sam is immediately adopted as part of the cheering squad 😂 Im just imagining diego and Addie going 'one of us!! One of us!!! One of us!!!' At sam and just merges em into the group like theyve always belonged there 😭 I knew sam and diego would be instant besties!! I love G and Sam too!! Though I guess I didnt flirt enough with G to trigger any sort of jealousy between G and Sam. But its fine, Ive found that G as a platonic friend is also very sweet and I honestly kinda prefer it for my MC!! (Who will cry themself stupid when G has to leave 😔)

Speaking of jealousy, I absolutely LOVE Rayyan being sooo jealous the whole chapter lmaooo like yes bby frown those beautiful eyebrows... oh, MC is wearing someone else's last name to their first season debut???? Ohh u are seething... who is MC seeing so badly that theyre holding up the game?? Who is MC waving at?? I cant wait to introduce Sam to the team 😊 hopefully they would be able to go home unscathed <3

ALSO the tension after the match with Rayyan!!!! UGH I WANNA LIVE IN THAT SCENE FOREVER GOD ITS SO---- The restraint, the longing, the 'i want them so bad but causing a scandal by making out sloppy toppy at ur first match is probably NOT GOOD, but im this 🤏 close to risking it all'...

It's so woefully inadequate, so woefully incongruent with the way he's looking at you, that you're a whisker away from growling in frustration and stepping in to kiss him in front of the entire Cargill crowd.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE LINE OMG!!!! AND THE WAY RAYYAN JUST GRABS UR HAND AND HUGS U INSTEAD!!! I AM FERAL. LIKE ITS SO SO SO SOFT BUT ITS SUCH POOR SUBSTITUTE TO WHAT U ACTUALLY WANTED HUH RAYYAN??? ..... one of these days I might do a slowburn Rayyan route, but sadly Im a board certified thirsty hoe, so...

Btw I also chose the non heart hug option and ITS SO SOFT???? I LOVE THEM BEING SOFT??? LIKE "u only get to hug me once okay? 😤" "once per match?? 😊🥰🥺🤗" MC SO CUTE GOT RAYYAN GIGGLIN AND BEING MAD CUTE AND SHIT

AND OH DONT GET ME STARTED WITH 'THE LOCKER ROOM PART 3: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO' SCENE. I AM DEVOURING RAYYANS SOUL, I AM BITING DOWN, CHOMPING. THOSE LOCKERS HAVE SEEN SO MUCH SHIT I AM SO SORRY LOCKERS I LOVE U. I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF LOCKER ROOM KISSES I HOPE IT GETS TO LOCKER ROOM PART 587

Anyways sorry about being unhinged at u, it is born out of love for ur incredible work, I hope the surgery goes well <3 rest up, sending u loads of love, Allie ❤️❤️

Hahahaha I LOVE your excitement omg this absolutely made my week!! Definitely read this one more than a couple times :)))

G is not really the jealous type, but there is a difference in their reaction to Sam and MC if MC has been flirting with G... though the more pronounced reaction comes from Sam if MC flirts with G in front of them.

As for Rayyan... yes. They definitely are the competitive type, both when it comes to tennis and. Well. Romance.

Glad you enjoyed some of the interactions between the ROs/characters in the update, it was a lot of fun getting to write some of these dynamics after building up to them in earlier chapters. A personal fave was writing Tobin's locker room scenes, and G/Rayyan being soft, and Sam's reunion :)

Finally, I have lots of Sam/hallmate interactions planned for the weekend, so stay tuned for that!!

Thanks so much again for the message and so glad you enjoyed the update!

[diorsbrando]

which characters do you ship your moots with ?!

HEY NONNIE *greets you wit a kiss* thank you sm for stopping by with this ask! im sorry im getting it to it so late ive had a busy day LOLZ i hate tuesdays. ima try to add as many people off the dome as i can recall but knowing me ima try to add everyone :(((( but here we are !

@divilyn — i present to you . . . . DOTTORE ! i think this was a no brained for me; you and the mad doctor are madly in love w each other !!

@444yeager — i present to you . . . GRIMMJOW ! i just feel like he’d match your internally chaotic energy in some shape or form😭 i can also see him affectionately called you brat like all the time . i was gonna put eren bc of url but i was like HMMMMM IDKK

@hellavile — i present to you . . . . EREN ! do i need to explain this one ? no i don’t . i had a fleeting thought to give you muzan but that didn’t even look write bc we all would pair mocha with eren if it came down to it .

@dejwrites — i present to you . . . . SHUNSUI ! this much was tewwwww obvious like kyoraku got dej’s name written all over him i had to pair him w you . y’all look so good together

@6kugo — i present to you . . . . BAKUGOU ! ima say iwazumi too but i feel bakugou is giving me strong vibes rn idkkkkk. anyway yeah that angry blonde boy is your fav skrunkly he cools down when he’s around you <3

@eiflawriting —i present to you . . . . NANAMI ! we all know that eifla belongs to kento <3 that’s just her man it’s a given . i don’t make the rules

@6yno — i present to you . . . CYNO ! i was tempted to say diluc as well bc HELOOOO HES HIM but then i looked at your url and was like nah….cyno is the one and he fits best !

@emomanswhore — i present to you . . . . ALUCARD ! the dark haired scruffy one ofc. the blonde alucard is castlevania is ethereal and sexy don’t get me wrong but hellsing! alucard???? OHHHH LAWWWDD HAMMERCY i just know y’all two are like….a match made in heaven i can’t see u with anyone else

@bbiemilk — i present to you . . . . TOBIO ! this one needs absolutely no explanation you’re his star girl <3

@garoujo — i present to you . . . . NAGI ! the way you scream and giggle about him on the dash is so endearing it’s adorable 😭😭😭 honorable mention is garou & gojo bc that’s who your username comprises of but nagi was the right answer in this case

@sintiva — i present to you . . . . AKI ! i know that’s your man ( too ) sin i gotchuuuuuu . i love staring at the black edit you have of him as your pfp

@venusflytrapstar — i present to you . . . . EREN ! honestlyyyyy I cant see you with anyone else but mr attack titan yeager 🙈

@monirei — i present to you . . . REINER ! this was far too obvious reiner is your other half :)

@shirohyorin — i present to you . . . . HITSUGAYA ! another one that needs absolutely no explanation or context. i have seen how much you love him and he adores you back; you’re his precious snowflake 🥺

@poohbea —i present to you . . . . BAJI ! THATS YOUR FOREVER BOYFRIEND BABE i automatically think of him when i see you and vice versa

@bleachedvampire — i present to you . . . . URAHARA + YORUICHI ! i had to say both bc there’s no one or the other. they are a package deal you must accept it .

@kxkyuu — i present to you . . . . ICHIGO ! let me rephrase this: ichi annndddd grimmjow bc ur suddenly doesn’t feel natural to mention one and not the other. you’ve got them both wrapped around your little finger !

@touyyes — i present to you . . . . DAN HIROKI ! bc of the edits of him in your bio AND u being the one that pmo to this sexy man in the first place….i have to say you are dan’s heart in human form he’d do anything for you

@rzor — i present to you . . . . ULQUIORRA ! first time we became mutuals ulqi was in your theme and the fact you liked my drabble of him so much 🥹🥹🥹 yeah im letting u have him ( for the time being sndbsbbsbsb sn )

@cyancherub — i present to you . . . . AKI ! sorry i just automatically associate him with you now it’s been burnt into my brain <3

@yamaguchism — i present to you . . . KAZUTORA ! the way you’ve rambled on about this man since last year… yeah i already know. he’s your comfort character and he’d shower you in so much love and adoration and make u feel like a princess

DEEPLY sorry if i didn’t add you this time around ima come back and edit this, all these were from the top of my head 🥹

[textsacc]

mm 🥺 nvm bestie i cant sleeb i have a lot to say n think abt

like how when i put my head down on a pillow n close my eyes i can rly see mc and its bad idw to 🥺 n also now im feeling regret for playing mc im so upset bc i cant seem to feel good abt being able to play games

mmm n also i felt bad trying to sleeb bc i missed u n miss sleebbing w u but was playing mc and i prefer u to minecraft and its just !!!! bad that i had to focus on minecrafr

like i didnt even get to ask u abt ur day or anth i ddint get to tell u that u did a great job w the party i didnr get to ask how u celebrated. u know what i also realize while laying down. i didnt even get to ask u out this summer n im so frustrated bc sch is starting for u n idw interrupt your schedule but i wanna do stuff now that im finally not busy and its just!!! its just a whole mess!!! i dont like it,,, i just wanna spend time tgt n cuddle,,,

i was only reading some manga today, regular fantasy isekai, called reincarnation of a sword, but i hated how the story progressed so i just. got rly mad at the state of my life rn idk???? tired n upset abt it n also i miss u n like cant believe i want to prioritize u above all else no joke its kind of }:v mood??? idk

n also i wanted to ask for clash but like thats secondary

jn me in mc i was playing w kon n sab n we were killing the ender dragon n also raiding some cities aft that. which is rly high pressure bc theres a lot of enemies after me n its rly easy to die AND i was the only one raiding it bc kon n sab cldnt help as much so they took forever while trying to get to a place i alr cleared out. i was trynna go fast n get the impt stuff for them n get out bc we all hated the place. n they yelled at me for stealing the show n flexing ig

tmr ill b going to sabs house bc they wanna hang out b4 going to nex to eat dinner w yee. and that sounds rly nice but at the same time i feel rly burnt out for sm reason. yes its 4am ig thats probably why i feel awful but. idk i also want cuddles n kisses ig. i wan cute girl (you) n im sorry i didnt get to see u off to sleeb 🥺 i rly wanted to n i was trynna raid asap so i cld but ik ur good girl n sleeb early bc school n i respect that so its nbd but i also rly like u n i wanna tuck u into bed n its like so routine that i miss u dearly at night n also it feels wrong when i cant. like if every day was a chapter you wld b my ending paragraph and if u werent there it wld feel like the chapter ended with tension. idk does that make any sense

also i wanted to lyk that like. im still talking to katelyn right bc of the site n we're friends but like. bestie. i need u to know i forgot to spell her name when we were talking. the aftnoon like 3 to 4 days ago when u were like gonna go ask katelyn or smth. she was going to sleeb bc our aftnoon is usa sleeby time i think and she said goodnight to me with my name but i cldnt mirror it back. i dont know why i thought it was kaitlyn (league of legends???) but ik i dont rmb how to spell it and the fact that u did makes me rly upset platonically and impressed every other manner. because i fucking didnt. 😭 just ic u wanna know how much shes on my mind (shes not. i miss u a whole lot. i want to sleeb w u agn)

bestie i hope ur day at sch goes okay 🥺🥺 n ill sleeb early w u i promise im not even gonna touch mc past 11 any more idk why it makes me feel sick but ik it does n im just. i want to stop feeling awful n up at 3 to 6 am during the hols. i miss you a lot n if i cld i wld like to follow u everywhere n help u out 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 pls keep me close like ur pet or ur little meow meow,,,

ilysm cutie 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 i wish i was cuddling u instead of blahaj atm even if he is comfy. i wan giv u so many kiss n brush ur hair n tell u ur cute n go head empty i always go head empty when ur arnd and i like that... ure an angel 🥺🥺🥺🙏❤️

thank u bestie gnight 🥺🥺🙏

[majjiktricks]

Give me Ryunosuke Naruhodo please. Btw, loved your Kazuma hcs.

HI MUFFIN im glad u like my thoughts 🥺🥺🥺

Send me a character and I'll tell you:

My favorite thing about them

he is so ??? hes just some guy. but he is the best guy. if he wants to learn something he learns it even if hes not good at it at first, even if it takes him forever and so much effort to do so. he will do it ❤️

My least favorite thing about them

i think hes too nice. he should get to be mean sometimes. i wish some of the moments of potential conflict had been more than just a 'one-off and never mentioned again.' like i wouldnt blame him for holding a grudge against sherlock or kazuma or barok! even if it were just a little one that he ribs them about sometimes. but yeah i think he should be a little mean.

My favorite canon relationship

how do i even pick... man... i think the 221b gang as a whole are just so ❤️❤️❤️ bro that is a family... iris counting ryuu and susato as her siblings. i. i cant take it its too good

My favorite non-canon relationship

he is the protagonist he talks to literally everyone what ISNT canon LMAO

i will put ryuu and kazuma here but like. i dont ship it. theyre... complicated. there needs to be some more development there before i can see that as a functional romance, but it has a lot of potential.

The sexuality I headcanon for them

he, like his descendant mr phoenix wright, gives off very bi vibes to me

What I’d do if I could spend the day with them

KNICKKNACK SHOPPING

LETS GO TO THE ANTIQUE STORE OR THE PAWNBROKER AND BUY NEAT LITTLE USELESS SHIT JUST BECAUSE ITS NEAT

Random fact about them I like

the knickknack collection thing. thats so good. he buys useless things and it makes susato mad and its amazing.

[bwaldorf]

exo and/or nct127 ? 💞

thank you, molly! 💞

> exo

fan or not: yes! i don’t keep up with the members as much, but it’s definitely somewhere between being a casual listener and a proper stan .. if that even makes any sense KJHJKGG

how long i’ve been a fan: they (and mx) were actually my first introduction into kpop! aside from gangnam style. call me baby was one of my first kpop songs 🥺 and i listened to it when it dropped too, back in 2015 bc a mutual on another site posted about it

the first song i heard by them: call me baby! 

my favorite song as of now: call me baby is STILL up there bc she is an iconic legendary bop. exo also have one of my favorite discographies so im gonna keep this as short as possible but just a not so small sample of faves include: the entire obsession album (sheer excellence), gravity, ooh la la la, forever, artificial love, cant bring me down, lotto, heart attack (exo-m version specifically), transformer, playboy, promise, miracles in december, sweet lies and so many more

the first mv i saw: call me baby

my favorite mv as of now: call me baby, obsession and love shot (but also .. i havent actually watched all of their mv’s tbh)

who my bias is: it’s not super set, but i’d say chanyeol!

> nct 127

fan or not: YES!!!

how long i’ve been a fan: i knew of them since around 2017ish, but i became a proper fan of all of nct in 2018

the first song i heard by them: for 127, it was probably cherry bomb! i saw the teaser pics for the song and was super intrigued and kept an eye on them since

my favorite song as of now: you know the drill .. i list basically an entire discography! LGJLKRJLG so here’s some faves: the entire neo zone and awaken albums, limitless, knock on, no longer, running 2 u, 0 mile, whiplash, highway to heaven (controversial ik), touch, good thing, back 2 u, angel, mad city, wake up & more!

the first mv i saw: cherry bomb!

my favorite mv as of now: cherry bomb is for sure still up there, as well as kick it, touch, regular and chain!

who my bias is: ooh boy ... this is tricky. yuta & jaehyun ft johnny is probably where it’s at rn but taeil & haechan have been making appearances lately, im so soft on them. (ofc i love all the members though)

send me a kpop group!