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[harbek]

Kaptein Sabeltann

My all-time favourite pirate king, from my all-time favourite Norwegian musical kids franchise, spanning film, TV, books, animation, and a series of stage musicals that have been running since 1990.

The Captain is hundreds of years old and he can smell gold from afar. He throws a big baby tantrum if people don't do as he says. He's the most feared pirate on the seven seas, and the most beloved king of The Invisible Land. He's terrified of ghosts. His ship has a giant skull on the stern. He says ladies have cooties and he hates getting up in the morning. He routinely threatens people with violence and murder. He sings pirate shanties. His favourite food is tandoori chicken. He's defeated countless warriors, witches and sorcerers. I adore him.

Captain Sabertooth