oof, my tummy has been feeling weird lately, i’ve been having really small and sloppy poops lately. i decided to try and hold it in the whole week but today, it got super bad. i had eaten a bunch over the past few days and i knew i had a big poop in me. i after dinner i got super bloated. i was pumping farts out and they all stank and felt wet! i finally accepted i had to go poop. fortunately i was having a lazy day so i decided to go in my underwear. a huge pile of poop pushed out into my pants, i kept pushing and pushing until i got tired. there was a lump in my underwear as big three tennis balls. i did end up pooping more but it was really soft and mushy afterwards. still keeping my messy underwear on in case i have more poops to make..hnngh…ahh, a big log of soft poo just came out..i think i got a lot more coming.. 😵💫😵💫
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just pissed myself without even realizing it im truly entering my Grandma Era
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The diapers I bought the boy do NOT stay on at all. The sizing for his waist is right. They’re made for dogs so they sit a little funny on him and I think that’s the problem. If anyone has recommendations for reusable cat diapers please let me know. I’d rather not use disposables and my sewing skills are nonexistent so I can’t make my own
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Thing about my age is that most of my friends are getting impregnated, which results in a lot of baby showers I have to attend.
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Landofgenie has a new diaper! "Puppy Sweet Bakery"
It's not on their official site yet, but it is on Amazon
When I got this ask initially, I was unable to find it on Amazon. However, at this point, it is available on the offical website. Very cute.
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my dad will be trying to get me louis tickets tomorrow….. everyone wish him (and me) luck pls pls pls
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Well since I’m out of diapees til my new ones come in. Here’s a few pics from yesterday 😊
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There's something magical about being 26 nearly 27 and being the child free friend as all your freinds are starting to have kids
Experiences I get because im part of a close knit community led by absolute POWERHOUSES of women I consider our sisters and who consider us the fun unty for their kids.
There's also something that boils the blood when one of their baby daddies is being horrible in new ways that aren't new, the truth is just being revealed finally.
I want to punch a man in his fucking dick till it breaks.
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Read an article talking about the new tech people are putting into grocery stores that will track your eye movements and sync with 27 cameras to my linkedin and my internet-connected coffee maker or whatever.
First, literally not one encouraging word in that whole article.
Second, I feel like it would be so much less invasive to just fucking ASK ME why I’m not buying the product you want me to buy rather than track my fucking eye movements and heart rate and whatever else as I buy stuff for smoothies.
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Do I look like a fancy bitch?
Yes I do, gimme the fancy bitch stuff
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