#bye bye pizzahead

[pizza-tower-fracture]

Introduction

( Spoiler alert : game ending )

I’m-a not sure how long I stayed in this forsaken tower, but let-a me tell you, all the stress I endured during my whole stay was worth it, when I saw John giving Pizzahead the probably biggest uppercut in his entire career.

I can understand John. I would‘ve been-a angry too, if I was cloned and used as some kind of pillar for an old tower.

…I mean…I got cloned too (still processing that), but at least I was not forced to stay in there to hold the structure of a whole-a building. John surely deserved a good hit on Pizzahead after all this…

For me, this whole tower nightmare was thankfully over…and I was eager to return to my old life.

But it seemed like destiny had other plans for me.

Sometimes I really wished I‘d never picked up this forsaken amulet…but here I am.

Santa Maria…Peppino, what did-a you get yourself into?

A mysterious voice is ringing out to you.

Your prying questions will soon be answered. Just have a little patience, my friends. Two more...then our voices will reach him..

[vampirenoise]

happy 1st anniversary to THE pizza game of all time

original image under read more

[peppersfromhell]

messy doodles of those guys

[jacocoon]

Bye Pizzahead

[gl1tchy-4rt]

Holy Spaghetti there's 5 of him!

-------- Here's the deal with them --------

So yeah there's like 5 different Peppino's sitting around in my brain.

And I think 5 AUs is more than Enough.

You guys already know Spaghetti Family and Cursed Tower AU, but here's the others.

PizzaENA: Peppino is a consciousness inserted into a program, unfortunately his mind was too much for the program and they both got corrupt, Now Peppino has to find bits of Program and his memories to rebuild himself.

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Eldritch Tower: Peppino was born many realities ago, realizing the Existence of an Elder god and causing the accidental ending his reality, Said Elder had oddly liked Peppino so he transformed him into a God, The Elder in question? Pizzahead.

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Ghoulie Boogie (Bustin'): Peppino is a Catholic Church Father, he accidentally finds himself face-to-face with a kind of ritual preformed by teens, thanks to it, He now has to find a way to leave The Afterlife: A dimension for ghosts who never got to have fun while alive. (Spoilers: He realizes that he doesn't want to be a Church Father anymore)

So yeah those are the guys!

If you are interested i'll post more about the other guys ;)

See y'all Later!

Buh-bye!!!

[pizzatowerconfessions]

Anti-gyatt pizzahead anon here. I'd like to formally apologize for comparing pizzahead's waistline to a vivziepop character's. I was drunk and not thinking straight. I'd like to add it was a long time since I've seen a picture of pizzahead and I must say his waistline is looking great and I was wrong for insulting him like that.

That being said, Mr. Stick is 100% the true anti-gyatt BYE BYEEEE

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[lucettapanchetta]

Here is pretty much what I did the entire day, making accurate genderswaps of the original cast; exactly why i did it, idk, its fun to draw :]

noiser - genderbent noisette noisette - genderbent noise

vigilante - genderbent vigilante geanine - genderbent gerome

peppina fetuccina - genderbent peppino spaghetti gustava - genderbent gustavo mortar - genderbent brick

pepperwoman - genderbent pepperman pizzahead - genderbent pizzahead (outfit altered cuz male pizzahead reminds me of a 20s ruralist, so i made her into a flapper!)

fake peppina - genderbent fake peppino ms. stick - genderbent mr. stick snotty - genderbent snotty anyways, thats all i got for now, i will make more genderswap variants!! bye for now <3

[manicplank]

HEADCANON REACTION TO SOMEONE JUST FALLING/fainting ON TOP OF THEM PRETTY PLEASE :3?

Someone fainted!

Peppino: He catches them, but he panics a little. "WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO?????" He slowly puts them down. He's worried. He sticks by and feels their pulse until they wake up. Once he's assured they're okay, he goes on about his day.

Gustavo: Oh no! He catches them and slowly lowers them to the ground. He gets a chair so he can put their legs up and increase blood flow to the brain. He sits next to them and takes their pulse until they wake up. He grabs them some water and makes sure they're okay.

Mr. Stick: Woah! He's shocked. They just fell on him, and he was barely able to catch them. He lowers them to the ground and runs off. It wasn't him! He didn't do it!

Pepperman: Never fear, Pepperman is here! He grabs them and hoists them up bridal style. He takes them to the nearest seat and sets them down. Hmmm... What now? He nudges them on the shoulder. Are they... Are they dead? They wake up, and he sighs in relief.

The Vigilante: Oof! They fell on top of him and knocked the wind out of his lungs! Thankfully, he was there since he's so soft and squishy. He scoots out from under them and fans them with his hat. Once they wake, he helps them stand up and asks if they're okay.

The Noise: Uh... Uhhh... UHHHH... He's confused. He doesn't know what to do. He slowly lowers them to the ground. He's panicking internally. He nudges their side with his foot. "Are you alive?" When they wake up, he's just staring at them with wide eyes. "Hi... OK, bye!" He runs off.

Noisette: Oh my gosh! Nurse Noisette to the rescue! She sets them down and puts their legs up. She feels their pulse and counts their heart rate. They wake up shortly after, and she tells them to sit there while she grabs them some water.

Fake Peppino: Oh no! They're dead! He's scared! He didn't do it! He doesn't want to get in trouble!! He looks around to see if he can find anybody to help him, but no one is there. He pats them on the face repeatedly until they wake up.

Pizzahead: Ew! He's a bit upset that they touched him, but they didn't necessarily have a choice seeing that they passed out. He lowers them down to the ground and oats them on the chest. They wake up, and he helps them stand.

Pillar John: Thankfully, he was standing there, or they would've fallen to the ground. As a pillar, he's used to supporting weight. He stands there and pats them on the shoulder. He waits until they wake up and helps them stand. He makes sure they're okay. He was really worried!

Gerome: Oh boy, his day just got rough. He sets them down on the ground and puts his hands on his hips. He's not quite sure what to do. He taps his foot and takes the time on his watch as he waits. Thankfully, they wake up a couple minutes later. Crisis averted.

[random-obsseser]

hey, did you guys want me to make a list of all my f/os for no reason?

no? alright boss, im on it!!! (from least to most recent)

1: Glitchtrap from Fnaf

why? ... yea im kinda wondering that too actually-

2: Pizzahead from Pizza Tower

why? cause i literally love everything about that silly pizza, from the way he looks to how he sounds to the way he acts. that man is my wife and ill fight anyone who thinks otherwise

3: Jax from Tadc

why? he's hot when he's being an asshole and also he cute design-wise too

4: Pinstripe from Crash Bandicoot

why? he's hot and i want to be the one person he feels safe opening up to, i want him to trust me cause he deserves kindness

5: Mr. Puzzles from SMG4

why? he's hot and i wanna comfort him, also he silly ngl

6: Lily from Duolingo (i feel disappointed saying this but im being serious)

why? she ourple and i love her vibe, also like her voice

7: Glass Joe from Punch Out!

why? he's cute and i feel like he'd be a good partner to me

oke thas all bye- (its not actually all but i dont feel like mentioning my other types of f/os or f/os ive broken up with honestly)

[moon9931]

another wip...

bat tower, RENEWAL!!!!!!!!

if you don't know what this is, "bat tower" is an au I made months ago

links to like 3 posts of it are here, here, and here

now,,,more text

this au was made because of the (at the time, which was August) recent creation of my batsona, gene, or moon, as most of you like to call it, first image of her is here if ya need it

this is her, the bitch (DAMN i've come a long way)

also, idk if anyone noticed this but, her design is very based off of Noisette because shes always been my #1 fave

anyways, I kinda discarded the au bcuz I thought my designs looked ugly

BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been practicing and now I think my bats look better, ig, not like...really good, but better

anyways here's some info

Ones that are seen in first image:

Peppino Spaghetti- Black flying fox

Gustavo- Little brown bat

Noisette- Leaf-nosed bat

The Noise- Vampire bat (aaah!!)

Ones that aren't seen:

Pizzahead and Pizzaface- Egyptian fruit bat

John and Gerome- Grey-headed flying fox

Mr Stick- Naked bulldog bat (Hairless bat)

The Vigilante- Bumblebee bat

Pepperman- Giant golden-crowned flying fox

Fake Peppino- Black flying fox (lmao same as Peppino)

Brick- Hammer-headed fruit bat

aaaand an extras!! yay!! surprise!! Burton: Ozark big-eared bat Pizza Granny- Wooly bat

and some shipping info, cuz idk okay, here's the thing, there are no canon relationships in this au actually, so ship whoever you want w/ whoever you want, make them all a dumbass polycule if you want lmao, I don't really care,

AND!!!!!!!!!!!! IF (and only if) you're gonna do fanart, don't make it it nsfw, make it like,,,,,rated e for everyone, and tag me!!! I wanna see!!! and use the "# 🦇 bat tower🦇" tag!!! please!!!

okay no more info bye bye :)

[therealpizzaheadiswear]

HAHAHAHA! HELLO! HI!

Welcome to my blog! I'm Pizzahead, and we're gonna have fun here, haha!

This site is gonna be one of my first interactions with the world outside of my tower, but haha, i'll manage!

(psst, hey! i'm the person who runs this thing. this is also my first time doing anything like this, so sorry if it's bad.)

(anyways, i'm gonna speak in these parenthesis just because i want people to know the difference in tags about whether Pizzahead or i am saying a thing.)

(so here are some rules btw-)

1: I could be a bit slow with asks sometimes. Sorry, but i got a life, and i can't control that. Just dont get angry or demand asks be turned on or answered or smth

2: I'm a minor, and i have friends that dislike NSFW! At their worst, keep asks mildly suggestive please! Otherwise they will be deleted

3: Basic DNI stuff (racist, homophobic, transphobic, etc.)

4: Don't be mean in general, unless its for RP reasons

(and if you want to refer to me, you can just call me RandMod. Okay now some other info...)

I think that one blue square on my blog is usually called "asks" by others or somethin? Well, haha, either way, mine are...

Open! Go ahead, don't be shy, ha! say whatever!

Closed! Sorry, heh, ya gotta come back later!

Hrm... Think that's about enough for now, ha! Bye!

(And also, here's my explanation on some of the tags ill use. I'm using them all on this post mostly to check if they don't exist yet...)

("Just silly pizza thoughts" will be used whenever Pizzahead is just saying things)

("Just sad pizza thoughts" will be used for AAAAAANGST!!! which apparently happens a lot ig)

("the RandMod speaks!" will be used whenever i make a post that's just me talking to you directly, or if i'm in a post)

("Pizzahead's art gallery" will be used when art is reblogged on this blog, which will be rare unless its direct fanart for this blog)

(And of course i will use the basic tags of "Pizzahead" and "Pizza Tower" for each post)

(Oh, and you can do just about whatever with the stuff from this blog as long as u credit it, and it abides to the rules from earlier)

(Alright then, uh... bye. Hope you have some sort of fun with this...)

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

Hello, i'm cheese anon's evil (not really) alter ego, theorist anon and i've come here to tell you my theory or uhh... actually personal hc of what happend to bruno (headcanons are like theorys but less fancy shut >:[), (i tweaked it a bit to fit your context just a tad better as i have some ideas with how you portrayed bruno (or well part of him))

SO. First of all i have to say i liked the uniform you gave bruno, very cute tbh, but more than pizzeria it's giving ice cream or candy shop thb, not that is a bad thing just saying so uhh fuck it pizzeria no more he runs an ice cream shop now in me mind

OK WITH THAT OUT THE WAY NOW WE FR THIS TIME.

Ok so. Once upon a time this italian guy called Bruno runed an ice cream shop with his wife, pizzahead saw how succesful they were on their own and said "shiiid imma need that" so he made a deal with the happy couple. BUT then he tried to bribe and trick them into giving up pretty much all rights to uhh.. i don't have a name for the ice cream shop actually lmao, just think of amything. anyways, they said no bc the ice cream shop was something they hold very dear to them, they have been saving for this for literal years and risked it all to get it running so who would want to give it all out like that really? But pisshead can't accept a no for an answer so what did he did? He just killed them in the spot. If they aren't gonna sing these papers might as well just kill the guys so they stop growing you know? He cannot afford ANY sort of competition (even tho he sells horrible pizzas and they are a fucking ice cream shop). But then he realizes "shit i fucked up imma get sued" so he just tried to recreate bruno using his brain as a base, couldn't replicate the wife tho, he accidentally shot her in the brain without thinking he would have to clone her too oops.

Anyways they go thru the cloning process but uh oh the clone isn't perfect, guy doesn't even remember who he was. The solution? Lie that they sold their shop and flew out the country with the money without telling anyone, aslo they changed their numbers you cannot find them ^-^. Btw the shop closed down literal months after he "acquired" the shop, the ice cream was bad it tasted like pizza :(.

That gets us to today, pizzahead now found some new guy to torment and since he had the clone laying around he just kind of managed to make it change looks so it can look like peppino and then used them as a boss on his tower.

Ok i'm done talking :] hope you like this mess of a theory imma go, cheese bitch wants to take control again mkay bye was a plessure to speak to ya'll <3

(Ohohoho, Theorist Anon! What a delight to read!

I cannot confirm nor deny your theory, but I will say that part of it is pretty spot-on! And it's generally an interesting story regardless!

Just some silly and goofy pizza man absolutely snapping and killing a couple bc he's a jealous bitch, and then he goes 'whoopsie daisy' and remakes one of them, and uses them to torment another guy??? Incredible

If dear Cheese Anon allows you to return, I'd love to read any more theories you have! (And I will continue to smugly grin as I do not confirm nor deny them)

ALSO, I totally get the ice cream shop vibes from the outfit, not intentional, but it is very funny to imagine Pizzahead taking over a non-pizza related place and making bad pizzas or pizza-flavoured ice cream!

Who knows! Maybe the tower warped Bruno's Ice Cream to Bruno's Pizza, bc it is Pizza tower and not Ice Cream tower hehe

Also, Pep does love ice cream, but that's maybe unrelated!)

[squeakyclamart]

ok hold on. Ok guys hang on wait listen hear me out. Ok listen guys hang on, wait, wait -- guys wait listen to me

actually I don't really have a way to explain myself here . Yes I turned the pizza guys into animals I'm sorry. You don't understand i'm having a moment here, this has been driving me insane for days

I CAN explain my design choices however

Pizzahead - fox - I think "triangle head," my brain goes immediately to fox. Foxes just got that Shape, yknow? I almost went for a hyena for funny laugh, but outside of hyenas having a bit too stocky of a build (and not quite the tail I wanted), I figured foxes also make silly little noises so hey. Whatever

Peppino - tasmanian devil - You already know why .I mean come on. But also the color scheme worked out rather nice, with the white patch being his 'shirt'

Gustavo - little owl - I wanted him to be small and relatively round but also some creachure that has a natural rivalry with rats/mice. I could have gone with cat, but decided Nahhh and went with funny little owl instead. Brick meanwhile is still a rat because I think that's funny

Pepperman - capybara - Ok listen. He looks awful here. He looks downright terrible. But also I want to keep him that way. The stem does not help but without it he looked bald . Anyway I had a rodent theme going for the tower gang initially, and even if that changed as Noise became a rabbit, I still liked Pepperman being a big fucking capybara because I think it's Silly. Also because capys are one of the few rodents that come in a reddish color in certain lights. So

Vigilante - guinea pig - He is small. He can tuck his legs in under himself and look like he's got none. He's not threatening in the slightest. The most he can do is squeak really loudly at you. And I think he should stay that way. He is a leftover from the tower gang having a rodent theme Also look up guinea pigs wearing cowboy hats. you will not be disappointed

Noise (and Noisette) - rabbit - Ok everyone listen. I know it's a popular thing to turn this man into a rat, and I'm totally on board and I agree, and I originally had him as a rat, however. It created a sorta Pluto and Goofy thing between him and Brick, which would be funny and fitting, but I just didn't vibe with it. Plus that one comic with Pepperman calling Noisette's hats "rabbit ears" has stuck in my head like some sort of parasite and I can't get rid of it

Fake Peppino - he is just peppino but his anatomy is fucked up and he's goopy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gerome - cat - there is no intrinsic value or reason for this I just wanted to turn him into a small cat

Mr. Stick - heron - It was beamed into my mind like a prophecy. Tall lanky ass bird (to fit with Gustavo also being a bird) with big long beak. what else could you ask for

anyway. um. Yes. Sorry . I can't really explain myself for this one outside of that . yea. ok. bye

[world-class-pizza-pals]

Ok, so we're definitely on a time limit here. This pod is below freezing for... reasons. Blueprint said it wouldn't open until we got to their new lab in Bloodsauce Dungeon, and right now we're on the third floor being stalled by a Noisy stampede.

[Pizzahead, upon hearing this, began to shiver comically.]

.. aw shucks :(

[He glanced around the pod,]

I can get myself outta here, no worries! I just gotta...

[He pulled out a flipphone and flipped it open.]

Hellooo! So, you know, your boyfriends littler ones are being ransacked or something. Come and stop that villain 🫶🫶💞💞 okay? Yeah, of course! Bye bye.

[He closed it and took out a screwdriver and a hammer.]

Either I use my wits or my stubbornness and strength! We are getting OUTTA HERE.

[victoria-weee]

ITS BOMBASTIC TIME!

So I thought having Pizzaface in my AU as a ticking bomb, controlled by Pizzahead’s brother (who has blue mustache). Btw I changed Peppino’s clothes color as you can see, he isn’t a purple guy anymore.

(Waiting for requests impatiently)

Bye bye!

[gl1tchy-4rt]

where's pizzaboy / pizzahead during Spaghetti Family in the aftermath??

After the dust sattles, PizzaMan's body stood pile-drived into the stoned block of the tower....

And Pizzahead was free from his control...

"I'm Sorry, I'm so sorry! I should had arrived sooner!" "Papà it's okay, I'm here... I'm here"

Peppino felt so guilty for "not arriving sooner" and that his son had to go through all of this, despite of what he thought, Totino was thankful of all the efforts Peppino made to save him.

Yet Peppino felt like he HAD to make up to him, so using the extra money the toppings gave him for saving them from the tower and some of his personal savings; Peppino payed for Totino's college tuition.

Totino did amazing in college, and graduated from Marketing, despite being focused on his studies (and eventually job) he always found windows of time to visit His Dad (and new lil' siblings)

Sometimes he even arrived by surprise!

But... you can imagine his surprise to find that the Man who threathen his life multiple times, was now after His family...

Let's say Totino is "Making up" to his Dad and siblings...

"Hold on Gio, Vale... I'm coming for you both!!"

More Spaghetti lore :O

Hope y'all liked this, I really like how the drawings turned out.

Also yes there's now The Tower 2

See Y'all next time for new lore!!

Buh-bye!!