#byeeeeeeeeee

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

Sometimes ur brain breaks and ur so deep in a spiral that u can’t be reached even by th ppl u rlly care abt but it’s nice when u come out of it to being held by one of ur faves

Hhhnghfn blorbo comfoftt me pls 😔

[moraxsthrone]

him getting hard inside you...

[priquintana]

PRISCILLA QUINTANA

[miwiromantics]

Gwendolyne.

[ellipuukangas]

Someone asked about the design I came up with for Rúnhammar.

Ain’t gonna lie, it’s from Rúsa’s hammer originally.

[silvermun]

MOVE EVERYONE I HAVE TO DRAW THE NEW LANCELOT SKIN

[en-hale]

"That'll make your P*ssy throb."

[morningmask27]

it is currently midnight, I have a somewhat busy day waiting for me technically today already. I can wake up a bit later, and that's my only saving grace, BUT I am on the edge of falling into a Deep rabbithole to work out exactly how the climate is going to work both on a grander scale in my world, but also in a few important cities in particular. I know I will regret doing a full, long night, but I Want To.

[eatsbop]

I'm still cute, never doubt don't even wonder

[enluv]

people who think enhypen shouldn’t be dancing with girls and have it be “suggestive” are the same people who cheered for fever when half the group were minors 😭

[bisexualsfromouterspace]

on a zoom call with my boss and her husband walks in and just says "i lost my phone" and she looks soooo mad lmao now i'm sitting here camera off waiting, the suspense is killing me

[methinmycoffee]

*Spoilers for The Simpsons and Family Guy*

Simpsons: Who shot Mr. Burns?

Family Guy: And Then There Were Fewer

South Park needs to do a murder mystery episode. Many shows do them, but I’m just going to use The Simpsons and Family Guy for examples.

The Simpsons has the ever-famous “Who Shot Mr. Burns?” Duology, ending season 6 and beginning season 7 with two episodes centered around the mystery. While not technically a “Murder Mystery” it’s still an iconic whodunnit that sees the entire town turn against each other as the try and figure out the culprit. The ending is kind of a cop-out, when the shooter is revealed to be Maggie Simpson and she is not charged with a crime. (Originally the shooter was going to be Barney, and he was actually going to go to jail for a season or so). It’s still full of a lot of genuinely good clues, such as every clock reading 3:00 to hint at how the sun dial is supposed to be read.

Family Guy has “And Then There Were Fewer” which was the premiere for season 9. This 50 minute episode of the show contains no cutaway gags, and is a true to form murder mystery. We see the actual deaths of a few characters, including a character that was introduced in the episode (Stephanie), James Woods (who was later brought back, which is lame), Muriel Goldman, Derek Wilcox, Pricilla, and finally the killer, Diane Simmons, is shot after a showdown with Lois Griffin. This is my favorite episode of the show, honestly. Even though they brought back James Woods, every other character named remains dead throughout the show, and there are even a couple mentions of their deaths throughout, especially for Muriel and Diane. Diane Simmons was an especially prominent character throughout the first eight seasons, appearing as the co-anchor to Tom Tucker (yes that’s his name) every time the news was played, which is frequently. They give her character motivations for wanting to kill James Woods and frame Tom Tucker for it, which she reveals to Lois in a very dramatic scene towards the end of the episode. Honestly even if you don’t like Family Guy this is a pretty solid episode, aside from a few really lame jokes.

South Park, ever starved for ideas, could totally do something like this. It’s not like it doesn’t fit the tone of the show, and it’s not like we don’t have any side character to spare. It could also work fairly well as a weird dream episode or something, and then they could do it with the main class of 4th graders. I would hope they leaned more towards the Family Guy episode, and it seems like that would fit the show more. The one problem is that the cast of South Park is mostly children, but there are definitely side adults that we could lose, and they’ve never been above killing some kids.

Maybe we could drop some characters we haven’t seen in awhile, like Ned, and then move up to character we see often but wouldn’t really be missed. Someone irl (@unoficial-trader-joes) suggested the mayor and I think that could work. We could also drop some less-popular 4th grade characters, like Annie Knitts, Red McArthur, and if we’re feeling really wild maybe Scott Malkinson or DogPoo Petuski. It would be a fun time, I think.

(Also the Killer should be Kenny, and he’s killed in a final showdown like in the Family Guy episode, but then he just comes back because he’s Kenny)

[saltofmercury]

One of the kids I work with started crying because he had to pee and nobody told him “the toilets are loud”

[traggalicious]

Sneak peak of my latest art piece!!

(Yeah babes finally confident enough to call em pieces)

The entire thing took 4 hrs 22 minutes (and i forgot bits of it. Twice. After i’d thought i was done.)

[ladyinthebluebox]

[foriland]

oooh can you tell us about "psychedelic" for the wip files ask game?

In five words I think I can call it "an attempt at drug torture" fic. Attempt being like major keyword. Back story of its idea came from me and my sister studying for either history and she mentioned some drug torture method that was practised by countries in the past. Mmmmm I think this was 2020 or 2021 (late and early respectively). I also had this bite-sized "electrified table" torture scene written down and decided to mesh it with the new idea.

As I wrote it tho, it became apparent that angst got out of hand and writing brains wanted the mental state of the torturee to be way more deteriorated than what is possible (as in deterioration speed to current torture + time and characterisation stuff). Aaaand dialogue (while some are funny) is mostly trash and I kinda just didn't put much effort into. It ended up being one of those good in premise/idea, but execution was terrible. Pacing was off the charts and was just getting to the end result. And annoyingly, it refused to be more presentable despite my efforts to fix it.

So yah. It unfortunately will just be an unpolish thing for my Tumblr to bear one day. Which is disappointing because I love it so much.

Snippet:

The bunny Nightwings turned into one and hopped onto his chest. He scowled at it as it booped his nose with its paw-hand.  "You're an idiot, you know that?" It suddenly talked! It talked! In a squeaky Dick's voice to boot!