#chit chat with coco <3

[enluv]

— just a thought.

the excessive amount of hate writers have been getting lately is actually terrible?? it blows my mind that people can be so bold and mean on anon but if that anon button was not available they’d NEVER think to send that hate. it’s actually crazy to think that people believe writers owe them anything, yes we’re thankful that you support and read our stories but we are also human, we have feelings and lives too!! please remember that and remember to be kind to your favorite writers (all writers at that) because they work hard to provide you with amazing stories and writings everyday!!

[flwrshee]

your moots as love troops?

enemies 2 lovers, etc.

yay moot game but this took me way too long lmao, if you want to be added just ask !

@chiyuv - definitely classmates to lovers for sure, i can imagine caelin admiring her crush *cough cough* from afar and hoping to get paired up with them in a lesson. also with a mix of academic rivals, trying to beat them in a test or exam.

@tnyhees - best friends to lovers, the feeling would be mutual but you both are to shy to confess, all the friendly hugs and silly jokes would make you thing about the love you had for one another.

@weoris - online friends to lovers, this is so random but i can imagine xin talking to her online friend but they get so close that she denies her feelings at first but then realises, she would want to meet them so bad and talk to them irl. it would such a cute love story.

@yenqa - enemies to lovers no doubt, she literally bullies me everyday so what do you expect /j but yen and that one person always hating each other but then their friends start teasing them and they realise that all the jokes and playful fights were actually love.

@maiverie - mutuals to lovers, mai and them would know each other from a friend. their small hangouts would become personal talks and they would start falling deeper inlove. also this would defo be a college campus love story with those cute science experiments together and lunch on the grass.

@hysgf - fake dating, mika seems like she would take up the offer but doesn't know that she'd soon fall inlove. hanging around as the fake couple would be easy until the small pecks and hugs made her feel that this had to be real and not pretend.

@enluv - co workers to lovers, coco is such a sweet person so her admirer would fall in love with her kindest and purity, they would look at you from afar and shyly ask you for a cup of coffee or a small chit chat which ends up with them asking you out.

@hoonvrs - friends to lovers, saint and that friend hanging out, making jokes, taking funny selfies. none of them thought that this would turn out to be affection and admiration for each other. their hearts were always right.

@seongclb - class partner to lovers, kat would be paired up with her long time crush for a project and she would be so giddy and happy. purposely inviting them over for study sessions and ditching her friends for them and saying it was for 'work'. two cuties in love.

@delcakoo - forbidden love, so sorry to make this angsty ema </3 them loving each other in secret because no one can know. their love can't be accepted but they want each other so bad that they cant let go just yet. secret kisses in the toilets, sneaking in their houses and comforting them while they're sad was normal for the two of you.

@hyhees - soulmates, you both were bound to find each other one way or the other. it could be someone you knew your whole life or a stranger that walked past you on the street but you find them you'll never let them go.

@latriii - childhood romance, silly promises like 'marry me when your older' or 'i love you, be my girl/boyfriend' were bound to break. not with my bae latri, childhood bffs stick together and you both end up actually falling in love, confessing by telling each other that you both 'kept' the promise.

@sngvhs - secret admirer, yen walking up to her locker greeted by her fav flowers, notes and chocolate became normal. her friends teasing her would make her want to know would the mystery person was. it would be a pleasant surprise of her crush or a person she had always admired.

@haknom / @hanniluvi - doing you together because you both would have the same trope of mistaken identity, yall are clumsy asses /j you guys would be the type to send a confession to the wrong person and form a friendship with them which turns into a relationship

[blue-jisungs]

5k followers event !

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?? BC I CANR 😍 we hit 5k!!!! thank you all so so much from the bottom of my heart, i cannot fully express how thankful i am 🥹 it doesn’t matter if you’re new here or been there since the begging (well technically it does, you’re an OG!!! love u<;3), as someone once said: it doesnt matter whom you have known the longest, it’s about who came and stayed till the end (or something like that lol)

so to celebrate i decided to make a lil poll and txt won the voting! combining my first ever band that waltzed into my heart and stayed there (5sos) with one of the latest ones (txt) seemed like a fun idea! now, if i could i’d write it in a completely different way but my attention span isn’t the greatest + i have a couple of different projects going on (such as the july jam session which was inspired by it btw lol), so here’s how it looks: each member has a piece written (~1k words each) connected to a certain song from an album! i know, i know there’s no sgfg but i couldn’t match anything <\3 and i was having such a hard time bc i am biased, okay? i love youngblood and 5sos5 and it was SO HARD TO PICK A ONE SONG?!

okay i need to stop talking so much. anyways, here’s the masterlist that will be updated! (did u see what i did here? i put them in the order of release just like the way i’ll post my fics–)

good girls ,, huening kai — 2/07

the only reason ,, yeonjun — 4/07

better man ,, beomgyu — 7/07

best years ,, soobin — 10/07

HAZE ,, taehyun — 12/07

again. thank you so so much! i wouldn’t be here if not you!! :( i’d like to thank my moots, my beloved friends i’ve made on here. now bare w me bc why does it feel like i’m leaving or something 💔 i just love n appreciate you so much but, here we go:

thank you ola, my mother ☝️ (@l3visbby) for correcting my works even when i didn’t ask you to :( you’re always there to hear my rambling (literally) and you’re the grammar police muahaha also a big big inspo, i’m genuinely grateful that you’re here, bearing n somehow managing my bullshit

ZANNA! @slytherinshua, my loveliest friend, an angel, felix in disguise, biggest joshua and dk stan e v e r!!! what id do without you…? probably die (not to be dramatic 🙄). you’re such a inspiration and good person to be around, i love your reblogs and conversations with you! you never fail to me make me smile and it’s always a fun time screaming abt taehyun together <3 you’ve been with me since… what, like… forever!! (almosr a year actually i still can’t believe it) and i’m so happy that we met <3

KIMCHI!!! 김치 LIKE THE KOREAN DISH!!! KIMCHI LIKE NY BELOVED FRIEND @planetkiimchi!!!!!! you’re so sweet. like, always. thank you for introducing me to nct LMAO but in general, i love texting with you :( you’re so funny and always being such a positive vibe!!! not to mention your writing, it’s genuinely so amazing?? i still remeber the chan piece you sent to me before posting, it made me so emotional AND IF THAT DOESNT SPEAK VOLIMES THEN I DUNNO⁉️ thank you for popping in my inbox n making me smile so much <3

speaking of inbox @lipedaisy i’m looking at you 🫵 debs, you’re so so lovely :( i uh, tend to forget about things, ahaha! so when you pop in n say simple stuff like drink water i feel like… well, you’re a life saver lol! you’re always so kind and bring positive energy, i love chit chatting with you (even if i forget to reply💔).

i hope you won’t be mad i mention you in one paragraph but it’s only because it applies to you all!!! @fairyhaos ,, @mirxzii ,, @rubywonu ,, @etherealyoungk ,, @delcakoo ,, @crxzs and @enluv you inspire me so so much!!! not only you’re the loveliest and funniest people i’ve met but i love your writing!! i know i don’t reblog that much but i write more than i read <\3 but you have amazing talent, your works are always beautifully written. nia, roxie, skye, yena, ema, angie, coco you deserve all the happiness in the world and i’m so grateful we’re friends (even though i’m a dry n late replier sometimes <3)

and to my other moots — @yeonscity-main ,, @sieunsgf ,, @malarign ,, @ddeonudepressions ,, @pnkvernon ,, @wqnwoos ,, @wheeboo ,, @ylliris-hanniehae ,, @icyminghao : thank you for being here!! even if we met only a couple days ago… you make me so happy, i love interacting with you n talking abt goofy stuff, you understand me so well and we get along so smoothly it’s making a lil heart really happy :( you make tumblr feel more like home <3

and to readers (if you made it to the end, wow. like, seriously. i personally wouldn’t 🏃‍♀️💨 so, thank you <3), my babies precious gems angels cuties patooties!! thank you so so much for supporting me and my work! i know i complain abt empty reblogs but it’s only bc they motivate me more lol!! i am truly grateful n blessed to have you, even ghost readers (i see you🫵)! without you, rhis blog wouldn’t exist today >_<

[juliedrawz]

Guys! My heart! Yesterday evening something happened that I didn't expect AT ALL!

So it was my cousins birthday. No biggie. Just another small family get together at my aunts. Some cake, some really good dinner, boring chit chat. You name it.

And, of course, eventually, I sat ... and sat ... and got bored. So I took out my Ipad and started drawing Coco stuff, when all of the sudden I hear my Dad go in a whisper to my great cousin (She's almost 7, mind you) "Uh oh ... don't let Julie hear that!"

Too late! Sweet familiar melodies I've engraved in my heart reach my ears and I'm immersed in the movie I love more than anything! I hear Héctor talk to Miguel and that's it. I Turn my head, the child giggles and grins and boom, I scuttle closer next to her and before we know it, we are BOTH deeply in the movie. Dad shakes his head grinning, Mom beams from ear to ear as my great cousin showers me with a huricane of questions and facts.

"Did you know Ernesto's guitar is actually Héctor's"?

"Yes, sweety! I know 😂"

"Why is Imelda angry at Héctor?"

"Because she was very sad when he didn't come back."

My great cousin loudly - "But he wanted to come back!! Ernesto kept him from going!"

Me - 🫠 "Yes, sweety! I know!!" 💪😭 *so proud!!*

And she literally proceeded to ask me questions and I answered them all! Why do alebrijes look so colorful? Why does Pepita turn back into a cat? Why does Miguel turn a skeleton? Why did Ernesto snap?

She also wanted to know my top 3 and DUH, did I say, Héctor, Imelda, Ernesto! Héctor being nr 1. And she agress but says, "Héctor, Miguel, Ernesto!" And I'm just 🥹💘 (She said, Ernesto folks!! She's a clever one! She doesn't put the "Villain" stamp on him but understands (as far as child can at that age) that something went wrong with him. One day, when she's old enough, she'll get to read my book! That's for sure!

And further more, speaking of Héctor's guitar, her Dad comes around singing un poco loco and asks, "Why can't you play her un poco loco?"

Me - "Because I've only been playing for 10 months? I'm not that good yet! 🥲"

He - "Well then learn faster!" 😂

Me - 🥲 "I wish I could! Believe me ... it's not that easy!"

And great cousin asks when I will finish Héctor's guitar. OF COURSE, Dad had to tell her what I'm up to!

Me - "Soon, I hope!"

Fast forward, un poco loco comes on, we sing! My aunt comes, hears and you can see the sneer in her face 🤣 but I already have the multitude on my side! So we settle in an agreement to turn the music down slightly!

And then Imelda comes and sings, and my great cousin goes "Imelda sings sooooo good!"

And I 🥰 "Oh yes she does!"

We keep watching the movie, kid keeps asking stuff, I answer and feel like the greatest nerd ever 😆🤓 The movie ends, we clapp and cheer, and kid proceeds to ask me to draw the characters. I show her my works and she's in awe! "Wow! You can draw them like in the movie!" And I'm 🤧❤️‍🔥 (you guys know kids are darn honest, no?) It went down like oil! I felt SO good! 🤣

Anyway, we drew a little, had dinner and then she fell asleep.

Will I continue to turn my family into Coco-fans? Heck yes!

[hwaitham]

coco ur a glasses girlie?! ꒰ྀི ˃̶̤́ ꒳ ˂̶̤̀ ꒱ the new specs look verie verie cute on u i must say! n' ur features r so beautiful — ethereal even! :3 i’ve always admired high cheekbones <3 (i dunno if u accept anons? :o since i’m not on much, but if u doooo, may i be 🐣 anon?)

hewwos my sweet chickadee ! of course u cn b an anon here ,, regardless of how often r not u’re on here — i am j grateful tht u would wnt to chit chat w mii ૮꒰ྀི ⸝⸝´ ˋ ⑅ ꒱ྀིა

mhm mhm ! i am a glasses girlie . . my vision is quite bad unfortunately 🌧️ i dn’t like wearing contacts so i either wear specs or suffer wifout dem >< but it is vv sweet of u to say such things abt me — no one has ever said my features r ethereal ! ! i will rmbr dese words for a long time to come ♡♡ i hope u r having a peaceful night mon ange ^__^ 🍪🥛 cookies n milk 4 sweet dweams ,,

[queer-cosette]

💖 porn bots will be blocked and reported fuck off 💖

Hey, now that that's out of the way, call me Coco!

Here are some personal tags to help you find and filter stuff on my blog:

coco speaks - chit chat and updates about my own life and what I’m up to

coco writes - my fiction writing!

coco does art - drawings and sketches by me

coco sings - my music tag! Contains both audio and videos

coco covers six - my specific tag for my covers of songs from Six the Musical

another party favour from the sack of nightmares - my health tag. The sack of nightmares being my body.

coco will not shut up about this one - stuff (mostly politics, sometimes fandom wank) I feel particularly passionate about

ask coco - asks people have sent me!

mr no name kid - stories and cute anecdotes about my boyfriend because you guys seem to like him almost as much as I do, and I like him quite a lot <3

I generally tag common triggers (bugs, alcohol and drug mention/use, body horror etc.) but if there’s something specific I post about occasionally that you’d rather not see, please shoot me an ask and I’ll see what I can do!

Enjoy perusing my silly little corner of the internet!

Addition, 3/9/21: I freaking love ask games. And tag games. And regular asks, although I keep anon off due to some death threats some militant vegans were sending me a while back. But yeah, never fear that you’ve sent me an ask game too old! I love ask games so much I will literally scroll back in my blog to find it so I can answer for you ^-^

Addition, 17/3/22: Please remember that most banter-y Tumblr posts are made by people who chat outwith their dashboard. If you see me bantering with someone, we’re probably chatting about it somewhere else and you’re just seeing the funniest parts of the conversation. It’s okay for them to make fun of me because it’s probably an in-joke. If I don’t know you and you make fun of me, it reads like a straight up insult even if you didn’t mean it that way. Tumblr etiquette, people.

Addition, 13/6/22: I’m not fussed by folk under 18 years of age following me, whatever, if you’re digging the content That’s Grand. But please curate your own internet experience! It’s not my fault if you don’t like something I reblog - this is my wendyhouse and it’s fucking weird for you to try to tell me what colours I’m not allowed to paint the walls.

[lizandbo]

asahi + suga x chubby reader

Warnins: cursing 

I feel like this one could be a tad bit better but its very late sooo...

And this is a request btw

I’m sorry if asahi is really fucking long but the suga one is shorter than asahi, it just ended up like that way

This is not proof read whatso ever

Asahi 

- You were walking around though the hallways waiting for asahi to be done with practice  

- you saw a group of girls, then looked at your self. And looked back at them again

- you thought are fucking sticks compared to you,  you felt ashamed to even be near them

- you went outside, to breath some fresh air for once in a lifetime 

- you saw aNoThEr group of girls chit-chatting about something, this point you just wanted to him to be done and cuddle in bed together  

- but it didn’t end in like 30 mins

- ya decided to sit on the bench waiting, collecting your thoughts about random things.... but those girls tho, you ddint look anything near the ‘perfect size’ like they were 

- bumped your head repeatedly on the wooden bench, waiting for this monstrosity to be over with

- but how could you? They’re fucking E V E R Y W H E R E 

- when your head was down and you were looking at your thighs. You stared at em. Until you felt a giant warm hand hovering your back

- “ is everything alright?”

- you looked either dead...or..dead

- “ yeah, lets just go home”

- asahi intertwined his fingers to your chubby ones

- “do you wanna eat take-out for tonight? And maybe watch some simpsons?”

- you were already having a bad day, being kinda jealous of the skinny girls, negative mood day

- “but all we do is, lay around and eat and watch the simpsons”

- “oh, ok...we can do something else”

- “ i just...I’m..i-”

- why is it so hard to fucking speak when your sad?

- “ i just wanna go in a corner and hide”

- honestly you blurted out whatever was on your mind because you cant speak even if the life depended on you, you wanted him to understand that you were sad but its hard to tell it straight out 

- “baby, did someone do anything?”

- “mmnnm nooo...”

- “i just feel like I’m never good enoug and never look good, everybody is so damn perfect...why cant i just be like them? You’re probably embarrassed just to walk around with me”

- he died on the fucking spot, how could you say such horrible things bout you....your perfecto! (My Italian is kicking in)

- “ y/n, you are unique. As much as i love you your never gonna be like them..because you cant. And that what i like about it. And so what if your a lil extra here and there...there’s more areas to love!”

- you curled up against his chest and starting crying because of that beautiful speech he gave out

- he snaked his arms around your torso and laid his head on top of yours “how can i ever be embarrassed just by you?”

- “i really dont know, i love you as much as you love me”

- “but i love you way more”

- “nah, i think i do”

- “ mmm, do you love me?”(you)

- “yes? Of course why wouldn’t i? What’s not to like?”

- “ do you love me a lil?”

- “nope”

- “well, how much do you love me?”

- “ more than i could explain”

Suga

- Sugawara and you were baking the old classic chocolate chip cookies 

- you were having a bad day, becuase bitch someone told you at school that you looked nothing as good from all the other girls

- while suga was talking about his practice that day, you placed out the coco cookies across the pan..but at the same time that one sentence repeated in your head like a broken record 

- you suddenly stop like time had stopped and totally lost control of your movements 

- “suga..”

- “yes baby?”

- “can I tell yo something when the cookies are bakin?”

- “ okie dokie then”

- you quickly placed the cookies and chucked them in the oven 

- suga just watched the entire scene “you Kay?”

- “ some bitch just kinda made me sad but I’m fine..”

- “hey, do wanna lay down in the bed and talk about it?”

- “yeah, and cuddle?”

- “anddd cuddles as well y/n” “we can’t forget bout the cuddles”

-suga followed you into the bedroom from the living room that connected to the Kitchen where you baked the cookies

- before meeting the bed, suga placed his arms on your waist, making it a back-hug (help me i dont know what they’re even called its like 3 am help)

- he placed his head on your shoulder and nuzzled into Your  neck “ y/n, i love you”

- “ I love you too, c’mon I’m cold lets go under the Blaknies together”

- godamn he was tryna have a moment 

- you two swan dived into the sheets, like the grim fucking reaper was behind you guys 

- “sooo what happend today sweetheart?”

- “ this guy told me that I’m not ever gonna be like the othe girls...i mean he’s right but, i just wished that i could be skinnier than i am rn”

- “babe, you dont have to be like all the other girls... they dont matter the only person that does, is you. I wouldn’t ever trade anything in the world for you. And also if you wished that you were skinnier than now. I would miss you being all so soft and plushy when i would cuddle with you”

- while saying so he rubbed your belly for comfort, like a mf dog 

- you giggled to no end,only being stopped with a soft kiss ont he nose

- “t-thank you” you giggled even more when he smiled 

- “I’m always here, wait- what”

- “SHIT”

- you two totally forgot bout the cookies in the oven

- for that night you guys ate the crisp chocolate cookies, and watched finding dory, and slept on each other with teh plate with crumbles on the side

[jpegjade]

MASTERLIST

You guys can totally ignore this but here’s a masterlist of my writing (bc tumblr is being a POS and I need to make it a post for it to work.)

taken anon emojis:

🩰 - 🤍 - 🎞 - 

BAU PLAYLISTS!

Spencer playlists!

My masterlist is hella long so just click the keep reading button to find all my fics!

Spencer: 

** in no particular order **

Panic Attack - Spencer (fluff)

Me and My Friends Are Lonely - Spencer (angst)

Physical Therapy Ch. 1 - Spencer (fluff) (Series!)

If I Believe You - Spencer (fluff)

Void - Spencer (angst)

Boundaries - Spencer (angsty fluff)

Writer’s Block - Spencer (fluff)

Baby Delivery Day! - Spencer (part of a nonsequitor dad!spencer series) (fluff)

Doggy Duty - Spencer (fluff)

Prom Misses - Spencer (angsty fluff)

Smile for the camera - Spencer (fluff)

Hot Girl Summer - Spencer (angsty fluff)

Insecure! - Spencer (angrsty fluff)

You Put the L in Pride - Spencer

Bookstore Blues - Spencer (angsty fluff)

A Magic Kingdom - Spencer (fluff)

I’m not a cynic - Spencer (angsty fluff)

Pursuit of Happiness (Nightmares) - Spencer (angsty fluff)

Holding it in - Spencer (angsty fluff)

Mr. Loverman (SERIES) - Spencer (Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - bonus)

High Functioning - Spencer (angst)

En Point - Spencer (fluff)

Drinks and Clinks - Spencer (fluff)

Purple Scarf Problems - Spencer (fluff)

Shake My Hand - Spencer (fluff)

1950 - Spencer (angsty fluff)

Hot Coco - Spencer (Dad!Spencer) (fluffy angst)

Hot coco Pt 2! - Spencer (Dad!Spencer) (fluffy angst)

No Kids Allowed - Spencer (angst)

The Proposal - Spencer (fluff)

Future Plans - Spencer (fluff)

Take Care - Spencer (fluff)

Sugar Rush - Spencer (fluff)

Missing - Spencer (angst)

Fake Happy - Spencer (angsty fluff)

Going Swimming - Spencer

The Blind Date - Spencer (lil bit of dad!Spencer in this one) (fluff)

The Satchel - Spencer (fluff)

Bottles - Spencer (angsty fluff)

When the party’s over - Spencer ((Fluffy smut))

Waddle Waddle - Spencer (fluff)

Pact it up (angrsty fluff)

In over my head - Spencer (angsty fluff)

Blurb: Spence + Sergio

Mental health Diana + Spencer!

Scizophrenia meds chit chat! 

Scizophrenia chit chat: negative symptoms

Scizophrenic chit chat: Delusions

Additional stuff: 

My sister sent me this tiktok

My sister sent me this one too

Shark energy

BAU as things my sister/mom have said 1

Reid/Hotch/Morgan/Gideon: See you when you get back

BAU Mini Golfing: Hotch

[hachichimitsu2]

ABOUT ME

Hachi ✨ 20 ✨ She/Her ✨ 🇵🇭 ✨ INFJ 6w5

Hello, I’m Hachi! I'm a full-time freelance illustrator on Fiverr, and I hopefully plan to branch out in other artistic areas in my life! Expect me to dump all of my artistic interests over here : #hachichiart

I also have a children’s picture e-book that I self-published on Amazon. I made it as a requirement for my high school thesis, so while the art there is definitely a representation of my past, I still stand by the message I was trying to send. I hope to eventually branch out this series in a form of a webcomic of sorts, for people who can’t afford to purchase my e-book for financial reasons. These characters are extremely dear to me, and I can’t wait to expound on them when I have the time lmao. Here’s a tag regarding the series: #behindtheartistichand

Some note-worthy things to mention, this blog is generally 15+, but I do make sure to tag any NSFW content and general triggers out there. I often post and retweet adult animation, so I’d say tread carefully if you’re a minor. I’m also critical with the media I consume, but most of the time, I like to talk about why I like something rather than why I hate it. I just find it more fun to expound on the positives of my favorite things. I also don’t take everything seriously.

Please let me know privately if I did or say anything wrong. Sometimes I say things without meaning to, and I’m not the brightest crayon in the box, so constructive criticism is greatly appreciated. If you take offense with anything I posted, just send a polite DM and explain why it offended you so I can be educated regarding the subject. I’m also available for any questions, DMs and a genuine chit-chat.

MAIN INTERESTS

1. Character-Driven Storytelling

2. Adult Cartoons

3. CGDCT / Slice-of-Life Shows

4. Pastel Goth / Creepy Cute Fashion

5. Coming-of-Age Stories

6. Magical Girls

7. Psychological Horror

8. Well-Written Children’s Media

9. RPG Maker Horror Games

10. Video Essays & Film Studies

11. Speed Metal / Vaporwave / Shibuya-Kei

12. K-POP / J-POP Girl Groups (Serotonin Babey!)

13. 4LT (MBTI), Typology, Cognitive Functions

14. All Types of Artistic Endeavors (OCs, FanArt, Comics, Film, Music, Fanfiction, etc.)

TOP 5 ANIME SERIES (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER)

1. K-ON!!

2. Hunter x Hunter

3. Neon Genesis Evangelion

4. Ojamajo Doremi

5. Ouran Highschool Host Club.

TOP 5 CARTOON SERIES (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER)

1. South Park

2. Bojack Horseman

3. Moral Orel

4. Ed, Edd n Eddy

5. Infinity Train

FAVORITE MOVIES

1. Interstellar (Favorite Sci-Fi Movie of All Time)

2. Nacho Libre (Favorite Guilty Pleasure Movie)

3. Johnny Got His Gun (Scariest movie of all time due to the sheer existential dread)

4. Studio Ghibli Films (Particularly Ponyo, My Neighbor Totoro & Grave of the Fireflies)

5. Perfect Blue (Favorite Anime Movie)

6. One Cut of the Dead (It’s hard to recommend this movie without spoiling it, but it’s an absolute must that you finish it in its entirety before you proceed to make any further judgments)

7. Coraline (I know almost everyone loves Coraline at this point, but it’s genuinely good.)

8. Interview with the Vampire (Favorite Vampire movie of all time that doesn’t seem overdone or cliché. It’s also really gay)

9. Get Out (2017)

10. Us (2019)

11. Up (2009)

12. Toy Story (Movies 1 to 3)

13. Hereditary (2018)

14. The Shining (1980)

15. Audition (1999)

16. Misery (1990)

17. The Green Mile (1999)

18. Shawshank Redemption (1994)

19. Saving Private Ryan (1998)

20. Mommie Dearest (1981)

21. The Others (2001)

22. The Platform (2020)

23. The Lodge (2019)

OTHERS

1. Homestuck (It’s been a good while since I read Homestuck, so my memory of the general storyline is fuzzy. I’ll re-read it once I have the chance)

2. When They Cry (Currently up-to date with the Higurashi anime and watched the live-action movies. Finally started to tackle the sound novels. Have yet to encounter Umineko and Ciconia)

3. Age of Youth (Favorite K-drama of all time.)

4. Squid Game (Battle Royale-type thriller series that tackles capitalism and the illusion of choice and free will? Sign me the fuck up)

5. Majisuka Gakuen (Favorite J-drama of all time. Also, yes, I’m biased because of my love for AKB48.)

6. Flight of the Conchords (Favorite live-action series of all time.)

7. Adult Cartoons (The Boondocks, Camp Camp, Superjail, The Oblongs, Bob’s Burgers, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Home Movies, Beavis & Butthead, Daria, Smiling Friends, Aggretsuko)

8. FilmCow (I absolutely love everything they put out. Currently up to date with VuloLives’s broadcasts)

9. The Eric Andre Show (A good friend recommended me this show, and I haven’t stopped since.)

10. Nathan for You (My humor condensed into one show)

11. CGDCT / Slice-of-Life Shows (Sweetness & Lightning, The Amazing World of Gumball, Spongebob Squarepants, Gakkou Gurashi, Lucky Star, Gakuen Utopia Manabi Straight, Koufuku Graffiti, Hidamari Sketch, Pita-Ten, A Little Snow Fairy Sugar, Di Gi Charat, Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid, Yama no Susume, Shirobako, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, Saint Young Men, Gunslinger Girl, Kareshi Kanojo no Jijou, Osomatsu-san, Hey Arnold, The Peanuts, Arthur, Hibike! Euphonium, Nichijou, Asobi Asobase, Azumanga Daioh, Codename: Kids Next Door, Chowder)

12. Idol Anime (Love Live! School Idol Project, Aikatsu, Revue Starlight, Full Moon wo Sagashite, Pretty Rhythm, AKB600SEC // Will get into IDOLMASTER eventually)

13. Undertale (Will pick up Earthbound and Omori eventually)

14. RPGMaker Horror Games (Mad Father, Misao, The Witch’s House, Ao Oni, etc. Hoping to get into newer released games!)

15. Fictional Children / Adolescents Getting Trapped in Dangerous Scenarios (Digimon Tamers, Made in Abyss, The Promised Neverland, Alice Academy, Code Lyoko, The World Ends with You, Total Drama Island, Danganronpa)

16. Weird, Experimental or Slightly Disturbing Series (Serial Experiments Lain, Kuchuu Buranko, Invader Zim, Flapjack, Salad Fingers)

17. Shounen Anime (Yu Yu Hakusho, Mob Psycho 100, Dragon Ball Z)

18. Magical Girl Anime (Sailor Moon, Cardcaptor Sakura, Tokyo Mew Mew, Mermaid Melody, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, RWBY, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt, My Little Pony, Princess Tutu, Powerpuff Girls, My Life As A Teenage Robot, Bee and Puppycat, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Steven Universe // Will pick up She-Ra & The Owl House Eventually)

19. The Haunting of Hill House / Bly Manor (Don’t let the jump-scares deceive you. It’s a genuinely good character-driven horror series)

20. Sci-Fi Cartoons (Rick & Morty, Solar Opposites, Futurama, Bravest Warriors)

ROLE MODELS / BIASES / OSHIMENS / BEST GIRLS

1. Trey Parker & Matt Stone

2. Gain & Narsha (BROWN EYED GIRLS)

3. Hyuna (SOLOIST)

4. Sooyoung (SNSD)

5. Gyuri (KARA)

6. Hani (EXID)

7. Seulgi & Yeri (RED VELVET)

8. Sana (TWICE)

9. Yves & Olivia Hye (LOONA)

10. Shuhua (G-IDLE)

11. Yena (IZ*ONE)

12. Winter (AESPA)

13. SUZUKA (ATARASHII GAKKOU)

14. Shiroma Miru (NMB48)

15. Yabuki Nako (HKT48)

16. Takahashi Minami (ex-AKB48)

17. Kojima Haruna (ex-AKB48)

18. Shinoda Mariko (ex-AKB48)

19. Sayaka Akimoto (ex-AKB48)

20. Watanabe Mayu (ex-AKB48)

21. Shimazaki Haruka (ex-AKB48)

22. Matsui Jurina (ex-SKE48)

23. Sakura Miko (HOLOLIVE)

24. Natsuiro Matsuri (HOLOLIVE)

25. Oozora Subaru (HOLOLIVE)

26. Inugami Korone (HOLOLIVE)

27. Houshou Marine (HOLOLIVE)

28. Kiryu Coco (ex-HOLOLIVE)

29. Momosuzu Nene (HOLOLIVE)

30. Kureiji Ollie (HOLOLIVE)

31. Takanashi Kiara (HOLOLIVE)

32. VuloLives (INDEPENDENT VTUBER)

CONTACTS

• Instagram: @Hachichimitsu

• Twitter: @Hachichimitsu

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[jungkookienoona]

The Meme and His Tutor

Part 32: The Day Jungkook Was Mischievous 

Co-written with @tragicshadows

Recommended Song: Ma City by BTS

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Summary:

Your second day of living in Korea and Jungkook decided to mess around with paint.

Genre: Fluff, comedy

Pairing: Jungkook X Reader (Y/N)

Warnings: Swearing

Word Count: 8964

Length: 32/?

It wasn't your alarm that woke you up that morning. Nor was it your phone. In fact, it was the strange sensation of something wet touching your face. Licking it actually. You turned away from the strange feeling with a groan, intent on ignoring it until a semi-familiar yip was heard. Groggy memories of the last 24 hours came back to you. Another yip. Ah, Miri. Miri was what had woken you up.

You sighed when the pup climbed over your body and bumped her wet nose against your cheek. No point ignoring the inevitable. You would have to get up. The poor girl was probably starving, so you finally gave in and opened your eyes.

"Mornin' Miri," you mumbled, sitting up and scratching her behind her ear. "You hungry?"

Her tail wagged behind her and her tongue poked out adorably.

"I'll take that as a yes. Let's get some brekkie, then."

You ruffled her fur then climbed out of bed, an 'aw' slipping past your lips as she hopped off after you with her short legs.

You found the cupboard in the kitchen where Jin had told you he stored Miri's food. She sat patiently beside her bowl and you filled it up before getting her fresh water. With Miri sorted, it was time to make yourself breakfast.

You scurried over to one of your boxes labelled 'cereal' and opened it to reveal breakfast cereals from England and grabbed the Coco Shreddies. Childish? Yes. Did you feel bad about it? No. You needed that chocolatey goodness.

Hallelujah! There was milk! Two large cartons sat on the shelf and you made a mental note to thank Jungkook. You didn't know what you would have done without it. There also a carton of orange juice inside, so you poured yourself a drink and went to sit at the kitchen table to watch Miri gobble up her breakfast.

You couldn't believe you were the owner of such a small fluffy cloud.

She followed you back into your bedroom after breakfast, curling up on your lap when you sat on the edge of the bed as your phone switched back on. The first notification was Snow. Jungkook had sent you a picture.

Opening the app you were immediately greeted to a smiling shirtless Kookie.

'Good morning Jagi.'

That was followed by yet another selca of him in a white t-shirt with a grey beanie: 'Are you up yet loser? We got some shit to do today.'

It was sent only ten minutes ago so you sent a selca back of you holding Miri up to cover most of your face.

'Morning! I just need to get washed and changed.'

Your phone buzzed almost instantly saying that he would leave the dorm in a few minutes to give you the chance to get ready.

Once again delving into your suitcase, you pulled out an outfit you thought would be suitable for the day and hurried to the bathroom. You thanked fuck that you had already unpacked your bathroom supplies when getting ready for bed the night before.

A knock at the door sounded just as you were hopping into a pair of sweatpants. Miri jumped off your bed and paused in the doorway, head tilted towards the door as if asking if you were going to answer it. You ran a hand through your hair and waddled to the entrance.

You opened the door to reveal Jungkook with his famous bunny grin. Accompanying his t-shirt and beanie combo was a pair of grey sweats and tan timberlands, a backpack hooked over his shoulder.

"Get some shoes on Kitten, we're going shopping."

"Paint shopping?" You asked hopefully.

Jungkook nodded. "Paint and whatever else you feel you need. Furniture, etcetera."

Shoving on a pair of converse, you made sure you had everything you needed before dropping to a crouch and picking up Miri for a cuddle before you left.

"Did you two do some bonding when I left last night?"

"Mhm. I let her sleep on the bed with me last night."

Jungkook smiled and crouched down to pet her.

"Enjoy it while it lasts, pupper. Today is the second date so one more and I'll be sleeping in that bed too."

The image of you and Jungkook cuddled up in bed with Miri stretched between you made you smile. Putting your puppy down, you said goodbye and closed the door. The action pained you but she couldn't come.

"Shouldn't you let her out to do her... business... before we leave? She's probably been holding it in since you fell asleep."

You eyes widened. You had completely forgot! The only pets you had before were cats and they were pretty independent.

"Shit!"

You quickly popped back inside, found Miri's leash and attached it to the small pup.

"Do you think we could take her for a little walk first then? You didn't say if this apartment block had a garden so..."

"There's a small courtyard behind the building," Jungkook said leading the way towards the elevator. "But a walk is probably better. You'll get to see more of where you live."

You watched Miri trotting along slightly ahead of you with her tiny legs.

"Yeah. And it would be good exercise for her. Look at her small legs go!"

"She's so adorable," Jungkook giggled. "Just like you."

You scowled at him and picked Miri up as you finally reached the elevator. The little poodle gave a small bark and licked your face. She squirmed on the ride down so her chin rest on your shoulder. Jungkook couldn't stop cooing at her which quickly made your scowl disappear. He was too sweet.

On the ground floor, Jungkook showed you the little courtyard through a glass door before heading outside and onto the street.

Jungkook took your hand in his and smiled brightly. You had an inkling as to why he was so happy. He had finally gotten you to Korea and he was relishing it. Though you were still nervous about being spotted. Especially by the media or possible sasaengs. But Jungkook didn't seem to mind or care.

"You sure you don't want to wear a mask?" You asked lowly. Sure the residential side street you lived on was quiet, but if you were heading onto main roads then there was definitely a chance he would be noticed.

"If they can respect my privacy when I'm with my parents or my friends, they can respect it while I'm with you."

He gave you a reassuring smile and squeezed your fingers. You liked holding hands with Jungkook; he was always warm. Or at least warmer than you.

A few moments later, you turned onto the main road and Jungkook pointed out the closest convenience store to your building.

"Most convenience stores are open 24 hours a day. Korea is known for it's '24 hour culture'. SO pretty much everything is open all day every day. Even take-aways."

You nodded along, your focus momentarily diverted when Miri paused to sniff at a random patch on concrete. You gave her lead a light tug and she quickly skipped back in front of you.

Idle chit-chat flowed easily between the two of you as he pointed out more places, like take-aways he had ordered from or shops he's been in before. Eventually, you reached a large looking park, littered with autumnal leaves.

"This is beautiful," you muttered. "Can I let Miri off here?"

Jungkook said it was a dog friendly park and you unclipped her lead. She immediately dashed off, her little white body bright against the oranges and greens of the floor. You felt Jungkook's arms wrap around you as he pulled you into a back hug. "Is it possible to have 2 dates in one day?" You shook your head and he sighed. "I'm an impatient person."

"Well, learn to be patient."

He nuzzled into your hair as you watched Miri jump into a leaf pile. "I can't. I want to cuddle you so you sleep better. Don't think I didn't notice the bags under your eyes while you were away."

"I was stressed-"

"I can cuddle the stress away."

You tilted your head back against his shoulder as you laughed. His nose scrunched in confusion as to what was funny.

"I'm not stressed any more, BunBun. That disappeared when you kissed me at the airport yesterday."

He grinned, a hand coming up to tilt your face towards his so he could place a tender kiss on your lips.

"That's the first of today's 10 kisses."

Unable to resist, you closed the gap between you again before pulling back with a small grin.

"Second."

He booped your nose with his. "If I smother you with enough kisses, will you forget about the 3 date rule?"

You raised an eyebrow. "Normally when someone tries to kiss their way into a person's bed they have... other intentions."

Jungkook's eyes widened as his cheeks tinted red. Clearly embarrassed by what you were implying. You laughed out loud.

"I-I-I'm n-not..." he stuttered out, then cleared his throat and tried again. "T-that's not w-what I meant..."

"I know BunBun. I just wanted to tease you. You're so innocent."

His told on you suddenly tightened as his brows furrowed to shadow his dark eyes.

"I'm not innocent," he grumbled. "Just didn't want you to think I only want you for one thing."

It was one thing to have talked about past experience with sex. It was another thing for Jungkook to say he wanted you in that way. Your own face turned as red as a tomato.

It was Jungkook's turn to laugh, childish giggles taking over his body.

"Look who's red now."

You turned your face away from him, spotting Miri running back to you. Well, more like jumping through leaf piles back to you. How could one dog be so cute?

Stepping out of Jungkook's embrace, you dropped to rub the belly of the pup who had rolled onto her back and stared up at you with her big brown eyes. There was a crunch with every beat of her tail against the coloured leaves.

"I still can't believe I have a dog."

Jungkook crouched down beside you, "Would you like to see her do a trick Jagi?" You nodded. He made a circle with his arms, "Miri, taieo (tyre)."

Her ears pricked and she scrambled to her feet before leaping through the ring. Your jaw dropped. Miri yipped happily as Jungkook spoiled her with belly rubs, muttering something about giving her a treat when you got back to the apartment.

"The only training I've seen a dog have is when I trained my older sister's husky to respond to my whistles..." You trailed off, still in awe at the small dog knowing show tricks. Was she a show dog before Bangtan got her for you?

You asked the question and Jungkook shook his head.

"Her parents were both show dogs, but she never competed." He then sighed as if recalling a sad memory. "Poor baby was put up for adoption because they felt bad for leaving her at home while the others travelled for competitions."

You pouted at the story. But then you realised something. Miri was trained in Korean, meaning she'd only respond to Korean commands or borrowed English words. You looked at Jungkook who was grinning like a lovestruck fool at the pup.

"You'll need to teach me how to do the tricks with her. I want to play too."

He nodded, "Okay! Can you hand me her lead please? I think it's about time we took her back and go shopping."

Jungkook clipped the lead back to her collar and hand in hand you walked back to your apartment undetected. Miri was given a treat for behaving, and then you headed out once more.

You swore you had never seen so many colours. How many shades of yellow were there? How the fuck were there shades of black? 'Charcoal' was clearly a grey, not a black! Your eyes continued to scan down the aisle for what you were looking for. Red. You wanted red. Jungkook wasn't being very useful, looking at the colour charts on the opposite wall, laughing at their ridiculous names.

You continued to walk down the aisle, leaving Jungkook behind as you went on your hunt. You wanted a specific crimson. What was the Korean for crimson again? You racked your brain until you remembered.

Ah! You found the red section and began looking up and down the shelves for the tin you were looking for. It took a minute, but you found it...right at the top. Fuck.

"Kookie..."

Jungkook jogged over to you. "Yes Jagi?"

"I need help getting that tin of paint," You said, pointing to the top shelf.

He frowned. "I might be tall but even I can't reach that... Maybe you should get in my shoulders."

Your eyes went wide. "I'm not getting on your shoulders!"

He pulled on your arm like a child. "I promise I won't drop you."

"Kook!"

"Fine... Piggy back.?"

You looked at him as if he had grown two heads. "Surely asking a member of staff would be easier."

"But not as fun."

You hesitated. "What if it falls on me?"

"Then we take another trip to A and E," He said quickly, passing you his backpack to wear and crouching. "Hop on."

Hesitantly, you did as he instructed, somewhat nervous about what may happen. What if you dropped the tin on his head?! With your arms secured around his neck, he raised to full height and jumped to shift you into a more comfortable position. He shuffled closer to the shelf.

"Can you reach?"

You stretched out your arms and gave a small cry of glee at the tin being in reach. Carefully, you brought the tin down off of the shelf.

"Got it!"

Jungkook gave a small cheer of joy.

"You can let me down now, Kookie."

The hold he had on your thighs tightened, and then he was walking away from the shelf down the aisle.

"Kookie!"

"I'm gonna get a basket- No! A trolley! We’re gonna get anything else you think you might need." He explained while trotting along with you on his back.

"I don't know what else I need," you mumbled, glancing around you at the other aisles.

"What about...a rug...plants...storage?"

"I could get some little house plants and a cactus."

"People say that succulents are the easiest to take care of but they're not. They're fickle bitches."

You could hear the annoyance in his voice. Obviously the tone of someone who had tried to take care of a succulent before. You leaned forward over his shoulder to catch a glimpse of his face. His lips were twisted and his eyes slightly narrowed.

"Did someone's succulent not last very long?" You teased.

"You can't put it in direct sunlight. Can't over-water it. Can't under-water it. Hell, you can't even tell if you've under-watered or over-watered it. Those plants are meant to be low maintenance dammit!"

You pat his beanie in pity. "Should I not get one, then? Maybe fake flowers would be better."

He nodded, "That would probably be best."

You finally reached the trolleys and he let go of one of your legs to take the tin of paint from you.

"Can I get down now please?"

He gently let you down and you placed his backpack in the trolley before taking hold of the handle and pushing it in the direction you came. Jungkook walked beside you, stealing glances in your direction every so often. You paused and turned to him with a sigh.

"Wha-"

"Go on." You stepped back and gestured to the trolley. "I know you want to push it."

He pulled the cart towards him with a smile, dropping a kiss to your cheek and saying thank you before hurrying off down the aisle.

He was a child. You were dating an adult child.

But then he stopped and turned to look at you like an overexcited puppy.

"Jagi! Sit in the trolley!"

You stared at him blankly. Yup. Definitely a child. You were torn from your thoughts by him rushing back to you and literally lifting you into the trolley.

You would have protested if it wasn't for the fact that you didn't feel like embarrassing yourself in the store by yelling. The last thing you needed was any attention. So you complied and sat on your butt with your legs crossed as best as they could in the narrow space.

"I'm going to buy all the the stuff needed for a happy home. Jagi included," He said with a wink. How much of a child could he be? Yet still you felt your heart melt a little.

You began formulating ideas in your head of how you could dress up your apartment to make it feel a lot more...you.

"A rug would add colour to the living room. And some cushions for the sofa." You suggested.

"I guess you won't be wanting blankets since you already have 2 with my face on."

You felt your cheeks heat up for the second time that day.

He chuckled as he navigated the store. "I can't believe you have blankets with my face on."

"They're soft," you mumbled, peering over the metal of the trolley so you could keep an eye out for the homeware section.

"You use them?"

You could hear a hint of judging in his voice and became defensive.

"Yah! I bought them with the intent of collecting. And don't you start judging me. You're the one who wanted to stay as my bias."

He bit his bottom lip before releasing it with a frown. "I've heard of younger fans using them and it seemed a little weird to me..." He trailed off with a sigh. "But I guess I can't stop you from collecting them. Whatever keeps you warm at night."

He was uncomfortable with it.

"...I'll stop collecting that stuff. I'll only buy official merch from now on. No more fansite projects."

You lurched forward when the car came to an abrupt halt.

"I didn't mean it like that..." He ran a hand through his hair and huffed. "You can buy all the merch you want. Official or unofficial. I know it makes you happy and if you want to collect blankets with my faces on then I won't stop you. I'll learn to get over the weirdness."

"But-"

"I'm not going to try and make you change who you are, Y/N. This is the you I fell in love with. I shouldn't have expected any less."

You held gazes for a minute, the tension that had surrounded you dissipating as a smile slowly crept onto your lips. Carefully getting to your feet, you cupped his cheek and pulled him into a short but sweet kiss.

After a brief debate about whether you should unpack before or after repainting your bedroom, you settled on after and got to work. Miri was under the temporary care of Yoongi who had taken her to his studio.

Jungkook was in charge of moving your bed and furniture into the centre of the room while you began getting out the painting supplies.  The final thing you retrieved was vitally important to the task. Your bluetooth speaker. If there was one thing you'd learn from the adverts on TV, it was that painting to music was a much happier experience.

As soon as Jungkook saw the speaker he smirked, "You found Jimin's jams then. Just as small as he is."

You scoffed. He was making that overused joke from 2014. When will it finally die? Maybe it was your fault for owning a speaker called Jam.

"It's small but powerful. I wonder what that says about Jimin."

It was your turn to smirk as Jungkook's jaw dropped at your reply. You connected your phone and Jungkook came up behind you as you scrolled through your music.

"Have you used that joke on Chubs before? He is her favourite after all."

"Not yet."

Unable to choose a song, you resigned to putting it on shuffle.

"Have you spoken to her since you left England?" Jungkook asked, going over to a step ladder and unfolding it.

Oh shit. You hadn't. But in all fairness Jungkook has kept you busy. You made a mental note to message her soon.

"You and your dates have kept me preoccupied."

"I'm not sorry. She had the privilege to live in the same country as you as now it's my turn." You giggled and handed him a paint roller. "No need to be jealous any more. I'm all yours."

He placed kiss on your forehead. "Don't say stuff like that... you'll make me greedy."

He turned his back on you to dip his roller in the paint tray, leaving you wondering what he meant.

"Just to let you know, I've never painted a wall before."

Of course he hadn't. He became a trainee at 13. You redecorated a room at roughly around that age so he must've left home before he had the opportunity to. Thinking about that made a small smile appear as fond memories of you and your mother trying to bond while removing your father's taint from your home flittered through your mind.

"Just watch me for a little while then."

You swapped rollers, since his had paint on, and climbed up the ladder to begin. Something warm on your calf made you wobble on the steps and you glanced down to see Jungkook holding you.

"Careful Jagi. Don't want to be falling for me more than you already have."

That fucking smirk.

You turned back to the wall when you paused, lips curling into a sneaky grin. Running a finger through the dark red paint on the roller, you quickly turned around and booped his nose, leaving behind a thick red blob.

But he just grinned. "You're so adorable you even made a sound effect!" He let go of your ankles. "Hang on a sec. I need to get a selca of this."

He ran out of the room to collect his phone from the living room. Meanwhile, you continued to paint, needing to work relatively quickly unless you wanted the wall to be patchy.

"Y/N, come down. I need one of us together."

"Can't."

You could practically hear his pout. "Fine. Ne eongdeong-iro sajin-eul jjik-eulge (I'll just take a picture with your butt)."

"Huh?!" Your head snapped around, but it was too late. Jungkook had already taken the picture. "Are you going to post that online?!"

He turned to you, face full of mischief, "Ye."

"It better not be Twitter."

He smiled and that was all you needed to know his answer.

"Oh hell no! Tumblr is fine. They'll see it as meme-y. On Twitter you'll get branded a pervert."

"How else am I going to announce your arrival to all ARMY?"

"Take a nice picture of us painting the wall that doesn't have my booty in it."

There was a pause.

"I'm still uploading this one to tumblr. They appreciate booty there."

"Your booty, maybe. But not mine."

You took a few steps down the ladder so your head was visible in frame of the camera.

"Oh they will." He gave you a quick peck and you felt some of the still wet paint transfer onto your nose.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

Was Jungkook admitting he liked your butt, or was he suggesting your followers would? He didn't answer, opting to hold up his phone with SNOW already open. He didn't bother selecting a filter, the paint on your noses looking ridiculous enough. With an arm around your waist, he pulled you closer to his side and you rest your head against his. He barred his teeth in a playful growl, while you wrinkled your nose.

He took the picture and quickly opened up the twitter app. Selecting the picture, he added a caption of 'Nae Jagi-ga eoje dochakhaesseoyo! (My Jagi arrived yesterday!)'.

He pressed tweet and waited a second to watch it upload before opening up his tumblr app. You'd never seen Jungkook's dashboard before, and weren't surprised to see gifs and screenshots from YouTube gameplays of overwatch. It refreshed to display an anime gifset and he went about uploading the other picture involving your butt.

His caption for that picture was a tad more humourous: 'She finally got her ass here.'

You smiled as he giggled to himself as he uploaded the pic. With that done you got back to painting. Jungkook grabbed a paintbrush to start cutting in, it was almost like outlining the wall so you could fill in the centre with the roller. The artist in him had a steady hand and made neat work of the job.

You felt your phone vibrate in your pocket. You grabbed it and saw Chubs had sent you a message over tumblr.

'I see Jungkook is a fan of the booty.'

"Chubs messaged me."

Jungkook raised his head, looking up at you from his position on the floor.

"Did she see the posts? What did she say?"

Putting your phone away you continued to paint. You’d message her tonight for a proper catch-up.

"She thinks you like my butt because of the picture you uploaded."

He was silent for a moment and when you glanced down his head snapped up, cheeks flaming as if you'd caught him doing something he shouldn't have. He mumbled as he stood to pour more paint in the tray.

"Hm? What'd you say?"

"Nothing."

You shook your head. "No, you mumbled something. What did you say?"

He hesitated, nervously chewing on his bottom lip. "It's embarrassing."

You cocked your hip. "How's it embarrassing?"

He shrugged, eyes flickering up to meet yours. "Ireallylikeyourbooty."

You stared at him blankly. He what? He liked your butt? As if to figure out why, you looked over your shoulder at you butt. There wasn't anything special about it. But then again, you don't have the same view as everyone else. You were torn from your thoughts by a red paint hand print suddenly appearing on your behind.

"Kookie!"

His cheeks may have been bright red, but his eyes sparkled mischievously. He clambered to his feet when you began to descend down the steps, paint roller raised in threat.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" He backed away with his arms raised in surrender. "I couldn't resist."

You used the roller to paint your own hand red.

"These are my only pair of sweats. And you have ruined them. Eye for an eye."

His back was against a still pink wall and you pressed your open palm to his chest. You took a second to marvel at how firm his chest was.

"Yah! My white t-shirt! I'll make you pay!"

Jungkook grabbed your wrist in one hand, the other going to the small of your back to keep you in place against him as he tried to make your painted hand touch your face.

"Nooo~~"

Instinct kicked in and you hooked one of your legs behind his knee, trying to knock him off balance. It worked and you both fell to the floor with a thud.

"Ah fuck," Jungkook groaned, face contorting in pain.

His body had softened the blow, and you picked your head up from where it rest against his shoulder.

"I didn't expect us to land so hard... let's just finish painting."

You crawled off his body, sitting back on your knees to adjust your skewed glasses. Jungkook sat up and shifted to rub at his backside.

"Your floor is hard. What if I'm bruised?"

"I have some bruise cream in my first aid kit in the bathroom. Though you'll have to apply it yourself. I'm not ready to see you with your pants off yet."

He chuckled and got to his feet, offering his dry hand to help you up.

"You're so funny," he muttered, pulling you into a hug.

"I wasn't joking."

He pulled back slightly. "I know. Doesn't stop you from being funny."

"You're... okay with it?"

He placed a kiss on your forehead. "Of course I am. I'm in no rush."

"Good things come to those who wait." With a sudden stroke of boldness, you smirked and tapped his cheek before grabbing your forgotten roller and headed back up the ladder to continue painting. He picked up his paintbrush and got back to doing the edges.

"You've been playful today, Kitten."

Boxes. Boxes. Boxes. So many stupid brown boxes.

While the first coat of paint dried, you'd gone into the living room to finally start unpacking. And everything was a mess. Bubble wrap popped underfoot everywhere you walked, and every available surface was covered with an item ready to be put away. It was just a case of figuring out where to put everything.

You were glad about the sheer amount of shelving your new home had. If you were a sucker for something that wasn't BTS, it was storage space. And the kitchen space! At last, you had more than two cupboards and a drawer! You could have a whole cupboard dedicated to baking, not just a shelf. And everything was so shiny and new. You'd wondered if it had been renovated alongside the bathroom, or whether it was just a newish building.

"Jagi~ where do you want your merch?!"

You looked in the direction of Jungkook, who was on the other side of the living room.

"Merch is going in my room after the paint has dried."

He stacked the boxes by the bedroom door.

"I think the posters will look nice against the red walls."

"Yeah, the colour suits you." You'd barely registered what you were saying, brows creased as you focused on organising your bookcase.

"Thanks, I'll keep that in mind." He chuckled.

It took a while to get everything put away, but you finally collapsed onto the sofa with a sigh. It was mainly items for your bedroom that remained in boxes. Your feet were lifted into the air and Jungkook sat down, letting your feet rest in his lap.

You sighed. "Nearly all settled in now."

He hummed in acknowledgement which was followed by silence. The two of you content with being with each other.

"...I wonder how ARMY are reacting to your selcas..."

He pulled his phone out of his back pocket, lips pursed as he scrolled through his dashboard. You shut your eyes just to rest them for a moment. You wished you had Miri to cuddle. Jungkook's full belly laugh had your eyes snapping open again.

"What? What's so funny?"

"A-ARMY!"

You sat up and leaned against his shoulder to see his phone. He was looking through the reblogs, pausing every so often to read it and it's tags.

"Look at this one," he scrolled back up and clicked on a post. He read, "'The Jungbooty has finally found it's match. The Noona booty!'"

He scrolled to another one, "'When the booty's so good you gotta take a selca with it.'"

You had to laugh. "I never thought my butt would be a meme."

Jungkook kept going, the comments only getting funnier.

"Did that one just say you suffer from ‘Butt Love-itus’?"

Jungkook nodded, unable to actually speak from how much he was giggling.

"Shall we check Twitter now?"

His jovial attitude immediately vanished.

"...I'd prefer not to... some of the things people say on there make me uncomfortable..."

"What do you mean uncomfortable?"

"They're a little more...intense than Tumblr ARMY. And not as respectful." He wrapped an arm around your shoulders. "We don't need to see the negativity or nasty comments."

Nonetheless, he opened the app and navigated to his tweet. The very first reply you saw said, 'I wish that was me in that Selca. Saranghae oppa!'

His lip curled at the dreaded word and he minimised the app.

"See. It makes me go all-" he shivered, actual goosebumps raising to the surface of his skin.

"It's why I rarely ever post unless I have to. I don't want to deprive ARMY of my face, but the comments are off-putting."

"I don't blame you. I've seen how... vulgar... some tweets are that you're tagged in and stuff. I can only imagine how disturbing that must be to read. At least I kept my smut on a platform I didn't know you were using until you found me."

He hummed in agreement. "I don't mind the smut so much because it's not directed to me. But these tweets are in reply to mine and intended for me to see."

You shifted your legs off his lap, opting to crawl into it instead to hug him.

He made a little surprised 'oh' and took a second to wrap his arms around your waist.

"Fan Culture is one of those things; it's fun, but some people take it too far and too personally. I'm sorry you feel that way, KooKoo."

One of his hands came up to run through your hair, "There's no need for you to apologise Jagi, it's not your fault. I understand this is just how Western fans are. It's the culture they've been raised with."

"It doesn't mean it's right though." He hummed in agreement and continued to twirl a curl around his fingers.

Your head fell to the crook of his neck, completely comfortable in his embrace. You were silent for a few minutes, just happy to hold and be held. It was moments like these you longed for when back in the UK with a screen and thousands of miles between you.

You hadn't even realised you had fallen asleep until Jungkook was gently shaking you awake.

"Wake up sleepy Kitten. I think the paint is dry by now."

You groggily raised your head, a little sigh like yawn slipping through your lips.

"How the fuck are you so adorable?" He murmured.

"I'm not adorable." You grumbled as you rubbed the sleep from your eyes.

He smiled and nuzzled his nose against yours then gave you a soft peck on the lips.

"So adorable."

You were about to retort when the sound of your stomach grumbling cut you off.

"Adorable and hungry. Come on, let's have lunch then we can start a second coat of paint."

You scrambled off his lap and waddled into the kitchen, now stocked with dry snacks and, of course, the leftovers Bangtan had put in your fridge. Some rice, some veg whatever would do for now, but you'd have to go proper food shopping tomorrow. You found the necessary pan from a cupboard and went about making the first semi-proper dish in your new home.

Jungkook had followed you into the kitchen. "What are you making?"

You opened a cupboard and picked out a packet of instant ramen.

"Lunch."

He grabbed the kettle and filled it at the sink.

"Do you have one for me too?"

You opened the cupboard again and tossed a cup of ramen to him. He caught it with a grin.

"Thank you, Jagi."

You nodded and leaned against the counter while you waited for the water to boil.

"Y/N...can I ask you something?"

"Sure."

A pause. "I noticed you've started calling me KooKoo...why?"

"Because you're so cute."

He pouted, "All you ever call me is cute. When will you call me dashingly handsome?"

"Have you not seen my tumblr?"

He nodded.

"Then if you read the tags you'll know I call you handsome a lot."

"Not to my face though..."

You crossed the short space between you and placed your hands on his cheeks, squishing them together.

"My KooKoo is very handsome and very cute."

He grinned and mirrored you to cup your cheeks too. You probably looked silly but who cared.

"My Kitten is very beautiful and very cute too."

You batted his hands away. "Yah! I'm neither of those things!"

The bubbling sound of boiling water made you turn you attention back to the pan. You opened up your packet of instant ramen and carefully dropped it into the water along with the contents of the flavour packet. The kettle had also come to a boil and Jungkook carefully poured the water into his cup. He was so impatient, not even able to wait for you to finish using the stove to make up his.

"You are though."

"Am not."

"Are too! You’re so beautiful my heart goes all weird whenever I look at you!”

You ignored the way your stomach did a little flip at the admission and gave him a skeptical look.

"Then you might have a condition you need to see a doctor about."

"Nope. Naui Nabineun areumdab-eoyo (My butterfly is beautiful)."

Your eyes grew comically wide in shock. "Nabi? Since when am I a butterfly?"

He shot you a cheeky grin over his shoulder as he grabbed a fork from the cutlery drawer.

"Since now."

"I'm no butterfly," You huffed, stirring your noodles.

The kitchen was silent for a moment, and then he started to sing.

"Amugeotdo saenggakhaji ma. Neon amu maldo kkeonaejido ma. Geunyang naege useojwo... (Don’t think of anything. Don’t say anything, not even a word. Just give me a smile...)"

Your hand stilled mid-stir. Fuck his voice was heavenly.

You shot him a glare. "How dare you bring Butterfly into this."

He just raised a brow, "Nan ajikdo mitgijiga anha. I modeun ge da kkumin geot gata. Sarajiryeo hajima~ (I still can’t believe it. All of this seems like a dream. Don’t try to disappear.)"

You turned again to the stove, stirring the noodles with more vigor. He knew his voice was your weakness. With your back to him, you didn't notice him approach until his head popped over your left shoulder.

"Is it true? Is it true? You. You. Neomu areumdawo duryeowo... (You’re so beautiful, that I’m scared)."

Jesus christ, he was basically serenading you. But your noodles were done. So, ignoring him, you took a bowl from another cupboard and poured the noodles from the pan into the bowl. You went to grab a fork but he cut in front of you and planted his hands on your shoulders to stop you from going anywhere.

"Untrue. Untrue. You. You. You~"

"Your ramen is going to go cold at this rate."

His head snapped towards his ramen and you used that as an opportunity to get away from him and his serenading.

"Now hurry up, we still need to do the second coat and unpack the last of my stuff."

You clapped your hands together and smeared traces of crimson paint across your palms. It dried the colour of blood and you picked at the flakes while admiring your handiwork.

"I think we did a good job." Jungkook said, entering the room with two glasses of juice. You took yours and gulped it down.

"I think more paint got on me than the wall because of you and your need to be a fucking meme when vlogging," You complained, gesturing to his pocket where his phone was situated.

"I’m documenting fun memories," He said simply with a shrug. "You did ruin my t-shirt though. Not quite sure if I forgive you for that, Jagi."

"You started it by putting a red handprint on my arse!"

He chuckled and you couldn't fight the smile tugging at your own lips. A shiver tingled down your spine and you leaned against Jungkook's side for warmth. You'd had to open the windows since the paint fumes had started to give you a headache.

"It's going to smell sleeping in here for the next few nights."

"That's Tae-hyung's and Hobi-hyung's fault for painting the room pink in the first place," He said, wrapping his arms around you.

"At least it's gone now. And we got to spend more time together. Even if we bicker...a lot."

He nodded. "Now we have wait for it to dry again before we can unpack your bedroom stuff."

You sighed and buried your head in his shoulder, it felt like it had been a long day and you still weren't done yet.

"Shall we watch a movie while we wait?"

"You can. I want to edit this vlog so I can upload it to Tumblr."

You left the bedroom, shutting the door on it so the smell didn't seep into the rest of the apartment.

Jungkook grabbed his laptop from his backpack and took a seat on the sofa while you went to the TV stand and searched for something to watch. You heard his little giggles in the background as you picked out a DVD. It was the first Thor movie. Thor was your favourite Avenger but you would never admit that to Jungkook. You put it in the DVD player, grabbed the TV remote and fell on the sofa next to Jungkook. You stole a glance at his laptop screen while waiting for the main menu to load.

He had set his phone up prior to filming so it could capture both of you. Which is why his screen currently had you trying to fend of an entourage of kisses from him while he sneakily got more paint on you. More giggles filled the room as you laughed at the clip. The two of you looked ridiculous covered in red splotches of paint and darting past pieces of furniture as you tried to escape him.

"Tumblr will like this. It was a good idea."

"Thank you. I want K-ARMY to see too so I might upload a slightly different version to the fancafe and link it on twitter."

You pressed play on the remote and settled even more comfortably against Jungkook's side. It was rather difficult to stay focused on the film due to Jungkook jostling you as he giggled to himself, or the mouse clicking whenever he cut something or did other edits. You were pretty sure you caught him edit a clip to be a close-up of you from the corner of your eye. You just hoped he didn't do anything that would get him the title of pervert. It was fine for you to call him that when not on a public platform, because then it's just you teasing him and not risking his reputation.

"How long is the video gonna be?" You wondered. He had so much footage you were hoping it wouldn't be too long.

"I dunno. A minute, minute and a half maybe." He removed his beanie to run a hand through his hair. "I'm cutting out a lot of us kissing and keeping the funny stuff in."

"That's fair. You could make another one later if you want that could be a 'Kiss Montage'."

His eyes lit up at your suggestion. "I know the perfect song for that! But I'll finish this first."

You tilted your head to press a kiss to his jaw.

"You'll find out just how much you went over the 'ten kisses a day' quota."

He smirked. "There's nothing wrong with going over the quota."

You rolled your eyes with a smile and placed your head back against his bicep to watch the last half of the film so he could get back to work.

The two of you stood awkwardly in the doorway wondering what you should do first. Should you begin unpacking or should you move the furniture back? Wait. That was a stupid question. Uncrossing your arms you stepped into the room

"Kookie, could you help me move the bed back?"

He took one side of the bed frame and you had the other. On the count of three you pushed it forward, fighting against the thickness of the carpet. With one final shove from you, the feet went back into their original indentations.

Jungkook stood back, eyebrow raised at you.

"What?

"You're strong."

You blushed and stuttered out a "Th-Thank you," because you really didn't know how to respond. Was he complimenting you or making an observation?

"Muscle Kitten!" He said in a surprisingly gruff voice. "Muscle pig and muscle Kitten!"

You playfully punched his shoulder as you passed him to move your desk back into place. You stood in front of it and simply pushed it towards the wall. It was lighter than the bed so you didn't see a need to ask Jungkook for help.

"Can you put my bedside tables back? I'll start bringing my stuff in."

Jungkook saluted you. "Yes, Muscle Kitten."

"Stop~" You whined on the way out of the room.

He giggled and began shifting all the other furniture pieces back into position. You brought the boxes in two at a time and placed them on your bed out of the way. You decided to unpack your clothes last so that it wouldn't seem as weird when you'd ask Jungkook to leave the room. You didn't want him to see your undies. You also didn't want to explain why you still had clothes given to you by your ex.

The desk and shelving seemed like a good place to start. So you began unpacking your merch, setting the posters aside since you didn't want to put them up just in case the paint wasn't completely dry.

Jungkook whistled as you unpacked album after album, and DVD after DVD. But then it got to the fansite merch.

"Jagi, do you really need 3 calendars of me?"

You shrugged. "Probably not. They came with the photobooks."

You took one of the calendars and placed it on the desk beside the lamp. The other two went on a shelf.

"Woah~!" You turned around to see Jungkook flipping through a photobook. "There's so many pictures!"

"Be careful with that one. That's the very first one I got. It has pictures from your debut to the end of 2016."

His nose wrinkled almost in disgust and he placed the book back on the bed, choosing instead to admire a small acrylic stand.

"Why would anyone want pictures of me from debut? They're ugly. I was ugly."

"You were a cute baby back then. And I wasn't a fan since debut, so I feel like those pictures help me to see what it was like for you back then." You paused and let out a single chuckle, "If I had known about Bangtan back then, I probably wouldn't have dated my ex."

His head shot up. "Really?!"

You nodded, "You were my ideal type, even back then... even though I would've been in denial about it."

He smirked, but it soon fell and his lips puckered into a pout.

"Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm glad I didn't know you then." You tilted your head in confusion and he continued, "I was really shy... If you'd come up to me at a fanmeet I would have probably embarrassed myself in front of you."

"I'm glad you didn't know me back then either. I was so cringey."

He laughed and you both fell into silence, working together to get everything put away. The sun was setting by the time it came to put away your clothes and you wondered what would be the best way to get him out of the room without raising suspicions. You could ask him to make you a cup of tea... or perhaps…

"Could you call Yoongi-oppa to tell him we're nearly done? Oh, and also check how Miri has been."

That should keep him occupied long enough.

He flashed you a smile and went into the living room. As soon as he turned his back, you hauled your suitcase onto the bed. You quickly shoved items onto hangers and put them away in your wardrobe. Items that you couldn't be bothered to waste time hanging were hastily folded and hidden away in a drawer. You could faff about with reorganizing tomorrow...if Jungkook didn't have plans with you.

You yanked open a drawn and stuffed your underwear into it, slamming it shut just in time for Jungkook to re-enter.

"All done!" You cheered.

His jaw dropped and he stepped forward to peer into the suitcase. It was completely empty despite the odd pair of shoes.

"That was quick."

You gathered the shoes and dumped them in the bottom of your wardrobe.

"How's Miri? Is Yoongi bringing her back?"

"She's fine. She should be nice and sleepy for you when she returns because hyung said she's been doing a lot of running around the studio."

You awed at the mental image. Though it swiftly disappeared when your phone vibrated. Another message from Chubs: 'Have you seen this?!'

It was followed by the video Jungkook had uploaded.

You sat on the edge of your bed and swiftly typed back, 'Not yet.'

"He said he'll bring over food too if you want."

"Sure."

Jungkook went to sit next to you when you stuck your foot out at the last minute and lightly kicked his backside.

"Ah, ah, ah! Your time in my room is over. Don't get comfortable."

He pouted, "But Kitten~"

"No buts. I'll join you in the living room in a little bit. I need to give Chubs some of my time now."

He huffed and shuffled out of your room.

With him gone you rolled onto your stomach and tapped out another message.

'Sorry I haven't spoken to you, Jungkook's been stealing my attention. I'll watch the video now!'

The video started with a close up of Jungkook, a finger pressed to his lips as if to tell the viewer to be quiet as he sneaked up behind you. On his other hand, one of his fingers had been dipped in the paint. Paint he swiped across your cheek shouting, "Kitten whiskers!"

You yelped and spun around, knocking his arm away making him stumble backwards.

"Kookie! You scared me!"

He doubled over in giggles as the video did a fancy transition into another clip.

Music was playing in the background as you were doing a little dance as you painted. Jungkook had left the room for a toilet break which is why you thought you were safe. Turns out you were wrong. You watched as Jungkook came back into frame, stopping short when he saw you dancing. His lips split into a smile and he sent the camera a wink before heading over to you.

Another fancy transition to him chasing you around your room as you vaulted over your desk to get away from him. "Nabi~ I just want a kiss~"

"KEEP THOSE PAINT COVERED HANDS AWAY FROM ME!"

You chuckled at your antics, a part of you thankful Jungkook had chosen to film you. He was right. They would be fun memories to look back on.

"COME GIVE KOOKOO A KISS!" Jungkook yelled, arms outstretched.

You stood on your bed above him with a grin.

"KooKoo can kiss my ass."

"Then get your ass here!"

You had playfully turned around so he could kiss it. But instead of a kiss you were met with a hard spank that had you yelping, face turning flush, as yet another red hand print was left on your sweats. You flushed at the sight of him grabbing you by the waist and lifting you off the bed. You had screamed and giggled, but suddenly fell silent when he crashed his lips against yours and effectively silencing you.

It cut to you mercilessly tickling the maknae shouting, "Revenge!" Amongst his pleas for you to stop. The video and the music began to fade out to black and you clicked out of it to go back to your messages.

Chubs had sent another one since, 'I have one thing to say: you look so happy together which as your friend makes me extremely happy for you.'

You smiled, 'Thank you~'

'I also have another thing to say:'

The message was followed by an image of the Finding Nemo 'He touched the butt' meme. You laughed out loud.

'HE SAID HE LIKES MY BOOTY!'

She sent back a gif of Jimin doing a sassy eyeroll. 'That much is obvious.'

She sent another message which was a screenshot from the video, just before he spanked you with the original red hand print visible.

'Kinky.'

Your face flushed red. 'DON'T SAY THAT!!'

'HE SPANKED YOU ON CAMERA! HE A KINKY LITTLE SHIT!'

'NO HE'S NOT! HE'S A PURE CHILD!’

Another screenshot came through of the same picture but cropped to just Jungkook's face.

'That smirk is anything but pure.'

He did seem all too satisfied with himself.

The sound of a knock at your apartment door startled you. It must be Yoongi with Miri and food. You sent Chubs another message saying you'd message her when Jungkook goes home so you could talk properly, then went into the living room. Yoongi was sat on a sofa chair with food while Jungkook was sat on the sofa with Miri on his lap. You joined him, cuddling up to his side as Miri shifted to rest her head against you.

"Geu got-eun meotjye boine, Y/N! (Place looks nice, Y/N!)" Yoongi said taking a glance around. "Byeok-e peinteu chil haess-eo? Animyeon seoro? (Did you paint the walls? Or each other?)"

“Duldayo. (Both.)" You broke into a yawn, exhaustion settling in now that you'd sat down.

A deep chuckle came from him, "Naneun tteonal geotigo, geuraeseo neoneun yakganui hyusik-eul chwihal su-isseo. Jungkook, neomu neuchgekkaji meomureuji mara. (I’ll leave so you can get some rest. Jungkook, don't stay too late.)"

Jungkook gave him a thumbs up. Yoongi placed the food on the coffee table and made his way to the door, happy enough to see himself out.

"Shall we watch another film?"

"I'd like that."

A/N: For those confused about why the new system hasn’t been used in this chapter, it’s because Yoongi isn’t in it for very long. For those who are confused about how the new system works, there’s an example >here<.

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Butterflies. Shannon Series. Ch 1.

Authors note: So guys. I am starting this series. I’m sorry this first chapter is just a little backstory and setting the scene. 

Warnings: None

Word Count: 1,916.

Butterflies. Chapter 1. 

Moving to London was a big step in the right direction for my career. I am a upcoming celebrity journalist, quite a successful one too. I get on with everyone I meet, I started out with local celebrities, like a winner of a charity race and now I’m interviewing people like Adele, Ed Sheeran etc. After 2 years of travelling back and forth to London from my parents house for my work, I had saved up enough money and am now moving into my newly built apartment. It was beautiful. I love the fact I can decorate it exactly how I want to. Plus I am only half an hours walk from the studio. The apartment consists of a large kitchen, which was fantastic because I also have a little cooking channel on YouTube and healthy living blog, just for a little extra income. I also have a large living room which fit my L-Shaped sofa perfectly. 3 bedrooms. Master with en-suite, guest and I turned the other one into an office/ make up room/ art studio. I had a gorgeous bathroom with a free standing bath and separate shower and a balcony for my dogs. Chihuahua Coco, my first dog and Hunter my blue eyed rescued Siberian husky. I also have a beta fish called Alpha-Beta.

It was our second night in our new fully furnished apartment. A couple of friends and I started yesterday and had unpacked and built most of the furniture. I just need to dress the place up a bit but there’s plenty of time for that, I did however manage to hang some of my own art work on the walls. I ordered take out as I haven’t been shopping but I’ll do that after work tomorrow. 5:30 pm and I’ve finished my dinner. I start running the bath manage to find a wrapped up bath bomb. Thankfully it was still okay, I dropped it in, the then clear water turned into a lush galaxy of pink, purple and blue. The steam filled the room and danced in the air. I sank deep into the oval freestanding bathtub and let all of my troubles drown in the water, my playlist of 30 seconds to mars playing in the background. After an hour soaking in the tub it was 7 pm. I picked out the clothes I was going to wear tomorrow and placed them on the hanger on the back of my bedroom door. After I walked into my office to finish writing up an article I’d been working on. Then started preparing things for the morning. I packed my bag and hung it on the hook by the door. 10 pm already. Well I should get an early night. The dogs joined me on the bed and we fell asleep.

* The Next Day *

I woke up at 6:30 am. Gave the dogs their breakfast and fed Alpha-Beta too. I started to get ready.

‘I need to go to the corner store to buy breakfast’ ,I reminded my self. I dressed myself and did my make up. I left a note on the kitchen counter for the dog sitter/walker letting her know our routine. I said good bye to my pups and locked the door behind me. As soon as I stepped out the door are started walking down the path, raindrops decorated the pavement in front of me. I opened my bright red umbrella to shield me from the speckles falling from the sky. I walked into the corner store shaking out my umbrella and picked up a salad, fruit pot and a drink. Once I had paid I made my way to work. I had arrived and made my way to my desk. There was a card and some flowers in a pretty vase. The card read ‘congratulation on your new home’. I moved them to one side and admired them as my computer was turning on and I took off my coat. The computer had turned on and I was now finishing off the article from last night. *Bzzz* the intercom on my phone sounded. “Y/N can you come into my office please?” My boss asked me. I walked in. “Tomorrow’s guests are 30 seconds to mars and you’re going to interview them. Do you research” she told me. I stood there in shock. “Like I need to do my research. They’re my favorite band” I replied making her laugh. “They’re touring and doing a show near here so we thought we’d bring them in” I giddily clapped my hands. “Thankyooooouuu!!!!” I shouted on my way out the door. I sat back down at my desk and began typing up questions for them to answer. My work friend Lyra came over and asked “Hey whatcha doing?” “Well, guess who is interviewing 30 seconds to mars tomorrow?” I smiled and pointed at me. “No way. They’re your favorite band too, ugh you’re so lucky” She exclaimed. “I know, thanks” I laughed. Ohh boss, I’ll see you at lunch” she pointed then quickly scuttled away. Once again I was back at my computer working on the interview questions and to make sure I had everything, I took my bosses advice and did a little research. I sent the questions to my boss who emailed me back straight away giving me the thumbs up. Lunch time was over with quickly. Lyra and I got to catch up, plus I managed to order my groceries online and organize for them to be delivered for when I got home. Soon after I was back to work. I’d emailed the article I’d been working on off to my boss so she could send it to the editor. Before I knew it it was 5 pm. Time to go home. I walked in and was greeted by my 2 lovely dogs and walked into the kitchen so I could see how Alpha-Beta was getting on. I was so excited for tomorrow I just had to pick out my outfit. It had to be good enough for camera and show a little sex appeal. “I got it” I called out, making the dogs raise their heads to see what was going on. I picked out a pink pant suit paired with a black bralet-crop top kind of thing. I looked the the wardrobe of the guest room where I kept my shoes and bags and found a beautiful pair of multi-colored heels, I loved this pair because I feel like they show off my creative side. I heard the door bell and answered the door. It was the delivery man with the groceries. He helped bring them in, I thanked him and he left. I started cooking dinner, the mouth watering aroma making it’s way around the kitchen. I fed the dogs and sat down for my meal at the table, day dreaming about different scenarios that could happen tomorrow. It was 7:30, I decided to have a shower and wash my hair. I was going to wear my hair straight . So after my shower I brought out my hair dryer and straighteners and got to it.  After I went to bed. I needed an early night in order to look good for tomorrow. 

*The Next Day*

I woke up feeling fresh and excited, I did what would become the normal routine of  feeding the dogs and getting my breakfast. After I made a coffee and took it into the office where my make up table was situated. I decided on a fairly neutral eye and red lips. I put on my rings picked up my bag and left. 

I took my time walking to work, I didn’t want to get all sweaty before I met the band. After my leisurely walk to work I walked into the office where in 2 hours I’d meet the band. This…This is the reason I became a celebrity journalist. I prepared myself and the interview room.  While setting out the snacks on the table I dropped the bowl of grapes on the floor. “Shit” I said to myself. I bent down to pick up the grapes underneath the table that was opposite the door. I was on my hand and knees when I heard a “Wow we’ve got ourselves a show boys” I knew that voice all too well. It was Jared Leto. As I got up I began to feel my cheeks heating up. “Uh, hi I’m Y/N” I said as I got up. I shook all of their hands and offered them a seat on the sofa. We had a 2 hour slot for this room. We had to wait half an hour for the crew to set up the cameras. So in that time we got talking. I offered them a drink and left the room. Once I start walking back in their conversation ceases. “I hope you’re saying good things about me” I laugh. The crew are ready to start the interview. 

“In 3,2,1″. The director says. 

“Hello I am Y/N, Y/L/N and I have 30 seconds of mars with me here. Hello!” they cheered. After half an hour of general questions and chit chat I move onto more personal questions. “So Tomo obviously you’re married” He looked at me and flashed his wedding ring. “But how about you two? Any lucky ladies in your lives yet?”. “I like how you said yet, are you trying to get in on this?” Jared asked. I looked at Shannon who was smiling right at me making me blush. “Well a girl can try right?” I giggled. “So... are you both single?” “Well I am” Shannon piped up “me too” Jared added on. “You’ve heard it here first” I said looking at the camera. “What about you?” Jared asked me. “I am yeah” I said a bit taken aback “Nobody wants this” I joked. “Why not you’re gorgeous?” Shannon complemented me. 

“Yeah beautiful” Jared said backing up his brother. “Wow thanks guys” I’m blushing once again. "Well that's all we have time for thank you Jared, Shannon and Tomo for joining us here and we hope to see you again. "Oh yeah" Jared shouted. "Wahoo" Tomo joined in too. Shannon just sat and smiled at me. . . 

Once the interview had finished they stuck around for a little and while Jared and Tomo were talking Shannon came over to me and asked “So are you really single?” I looked at him then the floor trying to hide the smile on my face. “I am I’ve actually never been on a date before” I glanced up at him once again. He looked a little shocked. “Well we need to change that. We’re here for 3 nights. Let me take you out after our concert tonight please?” My face dropped at his question. I quickly reorganized myself. “Uh yeah, I’d like that. Thank you” He smiled at me. “I’ll pick you up at 10. If you could write down you address and cell phone number that’d be a big help”. I bent over without bending my knees and reached in my bag for my note book and pen. I could feel his eyes on me, more specifically on my ass. I got back up leaned on the table and wrote down my contact information. “I’ll see you later beautiful” He winked and kissed my cheek. ‘Oh my god, I’m going on a date with Shannon Leto, what will I wear?’ I thought. 

CHAPTER 2.

[notprissy]

cities i mention in the east: kreuzberg, prenzlauerberg, fredrickshain, waschauer, neuekolln,

cities i mention in the west: charlottenburg, wilmersdorf, schoneburg

first things first, “everything’s closed on sundays.” 

No shops are open. But don’t fret, because Sunday is also flea market day. and Berlin’s Mauer Park is the place to be. They have everything there form amazing raw german honey, to bastard spicy sauce, vintage polaroid cameras, and even old school adidas sweaters. Best time to go is mid-morning to noon.

After filling your tote bags with cheap goods, plenty of cafes and brunch spots are fully alive on this ‘day of rest and relaxation.’ If a cafe/spot is marked with a ✿, it means it’s open on Sundays!

chill, grab a drink, spots

Café Cinema ✿, a really trully raw Berlin spot in the heart of Mitte/Hackescher Markt (my favorite neighborhood). A great place to grab a beer or a coffee with your friend to just chill and talk.

COMEBUY ✿, the best boba in Berlin. If you’re like me, with crazy high standards, then you might be a little disappointed, but it still hits the spot when you’re craving some of that milk tea. (I actually highly recommend the rose tea with basil seeds and aiyu jelly—super refreshing). There are locations in Mitte and Ku’Dam

Siedel & Nothaft Café ✿, a really cute spot close to Mauer Park, in Prenzlauerberg, they have great coffee and a killer spinach loaf cafe. The interior is really random, and feels like a crossover of millennial pink vibes but with the rawness of Berlin.

Cafe Dich Guchlich ✿, a fun spot that’s also by in Prenzlauerberg, with killer waffles! They have beautiful outdoor seating that’s perfect for some nice desert to just chit chat about life. I love their bourbon vanilla ice cream on a home made waffel, and their chocolate syrup is also home made so I highly recommend that as well!

THE BARN Cafe ✿, has multiple locations all over Berlin! It’s a chain of “third wave coffee” really similar to the coffee trend back home in California. Their coffee is great and they have a pretty bomb egg tart.

KlunkerKranich ✿, a beautiful rooftop biergarten in Neuekölln I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS PLACE. It’s the favorite spot of everyone on this trip with me. It’s got a beautiful view, affordable drinks, and just has a really great down to earth vibe.

kame Japanese Bakery, if you’ve seen my instagram at all you’ll recognize this place. They have killer matcha deserts! Matcha Tiramisu, Matcha French Toast, Matcha Cheesecake, and their most popular, Matcha Brownie. If you’re in a big group I’d had everyone order one of each and just taste all of them!!! so gooooDDDD!!!! Sadly not open on Sundays :( In the Charlottenburg/Wilmersdorf Area.

Jone’s Ice Cream ✿, my favorite ice cream spot in berlin. reminds me a lot of carmela or salt and straw (my loooves). they roll their own cones!!!! WHOOOO. highly recommend the cheesecake and matcha :) this is in Schoneburg!

Five Elephant Mitte, a really cute cafe in Mitte with great coffee and a NY cheesecake that I cannot stop thing about it was so good someone help me. ! ! ! !

FOOD

Burgermeister is one of the best burgers I’ve ever had. And it’s probably one of the few good meals I’ve had here in Berlin. My favorite location is under the train in the far side of Kreuzberg. The mushroom burger is insane and the chili cheese fries are killer.

Wursterei is my favorite place to get the Berlin-famous-snack, currywurst! It always looks like Curry36 (it’s neighbor) is more poppin, but trust me this place is better. Ask for grilled onions and order with fries and eat at their outdoor eating. It’s so chill and so easy.

Schitzelei, is classic german food serving what they sound like, Schnitzel. When you order, make sure to ask for jam! It’s really amazing with the veal.

Angry Chicken ✿, if you’re from LA traveling Europe, you most probably miss korean fried chicken (or at least i do), and thank sweet baby hesus!!! Angry chicken serves crazy good korean wings and hope baked sweet potato chips along with it! It’s right in the heart of Kreuzberg.

Jules Verne, I had the best cheese plate of my life here. The service is great and it’s a lil on the boujee side but it’s probably one of my favorite spots in Berlin! Their bouillabaisse is soooo good, and also the lamb plate was delicious!!!!

House of Small Wonder ✿, a nice lil brunch spot that came from brooklyn! japanese food with a western approach. great food great vibes <3

A Never Ending Love Story ✿, a really great place to get a socal inspired breakfast! they have a really really good french toast (i think i’m going to eat that tomorrow morning because it was so good hmmmmmhmhmhm) and their scrambled eggs (any of them) are great! Right off Kanstraße in Charlottenburg.

Shiso Burger, fusion burgers with an strong korean influence. their fries are soo good, and i highly recommend the bugolgi burger! really great despite small portions :) This is in Mitte!

Coco Ramen ✿, the best ramen spot in Berlin! The tonkatsu is classic, and they do a pretty good job of it. They’re owned by their neighbor, KUCHI, which is a japanese sushi boutique. There’s usually a line of you go around peak hours, so if you really wanna try this place go at a weird time like 3-6pm :) I prefer the one in MItte :)

Restaurant Pasternak ✿, sunday brunch only!! also really close to mauer park, so it’s a perfect day plan!! Russian styled all you can eat brunch with a beautiful outdoor setting, half a block away from my favorite park in Prenzlauerberg!

Arirang ✿, the worst service ever tbh, but the korean food here is as good as it gets for Berlin, and it’s really close to a lot of other asian eats on Kanstraße in Charlottenburg!

Good Friends, as good as chinese food gets in Berlin. It’s the best one here. Definitely nothing compared to home (The SGV), but it hits the spot when you crave some dim sum or plum honey short rib. mmmhmmm this is in Charlottenburg where there are many good asian spots :)

Lon Mens Noodle House, another spot in Charlottenburg with pretty authentic asian food! This place specialized in Taiwanese Beef Noodle Soup <3 ____<3

Crazy Bastard Sauce! Is a restaurant pop up in Neuekölln that served chicken and duck burgers to showcase the companies famous sauces! If you don’t have the energy to find the burgers, they have a stand at Mauer Park to try and purchase their famous dips!

Monsieur Vuong, one of the best Vietnamese spots in Berlin. Kinda on the boujee side and also the flavors are more from the Northern part of Vietnam (there are lots of great viet places in berlin, the are the majority population of asians especially on the east).

SSSShops!!! There are definitely a few shops that I feel are so special to berlin, i highly recommend stopping by these for some cute purchases!

Tukadu, my new favorite jewelery shop in this whole entire world!! They have an insane collection of beads, puffs, trinkets, EVERYTHING, and you cn customize your own necklaces, keychains, or earrings and they make it for you! Also their premade options are also super dope!!! In Mitte/ Hackescher Mart area :)

Carhartt WIP, carhartt is a US workwear brand, but a few years ago started a streetwear brand called carhart Work In Progress! Their stuff is really great, and they have huge s

Carhartt WIP, carhartt is a US workwear brand, but a few years ago started a streetwear brand called carhart Work In Progress! Their stuff is really great, and they have huge sales every summer! Berlin is the only city with womens options! There’s a womens and a mens shop in Mitte! There’s also a combined store in Bikini Berlin

Bikini Berlin, really artsy cute store which is actually part of my studio! There are some super cool shops in there like Artek, or Promobo! They also have a KILLER dark chocolate sorbeto at Spirit Coffee, and it’s really nice to grab a cone and sit by the window to watch the monkeys! (It’s right next to the zoo). They also have a great natural foods kiosk there, called FunkYou, and their stuff is great too!

Do You Read Me?! My favorite book store here in Berlin! Ridiculously great selection of books! In the heart of Mitte <3

Pro Qm is just like Do You Read Me, but a little bigger, also a great selection! This one is off Rosa-Luxemboug

Memorials/Museums

Neues Museum/Museum Island, my god the architecture in here is insane!!! It’s a beautiful museum, and could take hours to really go through. If you don’t have time, I’d still just walk around Museum Island :) Right across from Hackesher Makt!

Spy Museum, right in Potsdammer Platz, lets you experience some of the paranoia from the DDR when the walls were still up. There are some crazy cool experiences about spy gadgets and it’s easy to feel like you’re in a movie!

Museum of Kommunication, this museum of communication is really really fun! There’s lot of activities and so much history o__o it’s insane!

Jewish Museum Berlin, coming here was part of a class, but I would have come anyway. There are some really insane spaces in there that just move you in ways I can’t explain. Highly recommend this.

Berlin Wall Memorial, a beautiful place to learn about the reality of the wall that split Germany. There’s a lot of information about tunnels, people, security and more! If you want to see more wall, and the street art that’s been done on it, I would look at if in Waschauer (Across from the Mercedez Benz Arena). The painting on those walls are very well known an protected!

C/O Berlin, they always have great photography exhibitions going on. Joseph Koudelka is showing right now and he is !!! amaze !!! Right across from the Museum of Fotographie.

Museum of Fotographie, really huge amazing photography museum! Highly recommend is. It’s right next to the Zoologischer Garten :)

DA CLUBS

So clubbing/events/going out in Berlin is pretty different from the usual typical night life everywhere else. Here in Berlin, parties don’t really start ‘till 1AM. and they usually don’t end ‘till around 7-11AM. Also if your friend group is more than two people, make sure to split up. It’s harder to get into places if it’s more than 2-3 of you at once. Berliners are weird. Also don’t wear heals and vegas clothing, Berliners hate that.

Club Der Visioänre, is one of my favorite spots to hear some good beats while getting a drink by the water with in a really cool environment. It’s really easy to get in. It’s really great to just chill, talk, meet people, and watch the sun come up. :)

Suicide Circus, one of the more cool Techno spots here in Berlin. Not too hard to get into, Make sure you know who’s playing. It’s a really great space with into dancefloor with one headliner, and the other headliner place outside under the trees for you to watch the sun rise.

Prince Charles, MY FAVORITE VENUE, i super love this spot because the bar is in an ex-swimming poor which is just such a cool vibe with an intimate dancing area! Also I got to see 143′s first European event with sosupersam so it was DOPEEEEE. In the ever so cool, Kreuzberg behind my favorite supply store, Modulor!

Some other cool ones I haven’t been to but heard a lot about were Sisyphos, Watergate, and of course the famous Berghain, Tresor,

other great spots

Teufelzberg, if you love grafitti, you have to come here. The work done on these old buildings are insane. I highly recommend booking a tour, because there’s just so much information and art to take in. Also it’s the tallest point in Berlin, even though it artificial.

Tempelhof, the very famous Berlin Airport! I highly recommend taking a tour here because of it’s ridiculous amount of history. This Airport played large role in keeping Berliners going during the cold war. Also this building SCREAMS hitler, and 3rd reich, and it’s great to learn about. If you don’t have time for the tour, visit the park! :) It’s also beautiful. Also german refugees are staying in camps there.

Monbijou Park, Beautiful park across from Museum Island, perfect for grabbing a cold club mater and chilling around.

Wasserturm. probably the most precious piece of land i’ve encountered here in Berlin. It’s a hidden park that also it’s also kinda like a lil hill? It’s hidden behind the trees that surround it, but it’s the perfect palce to pick up a doner kebab or durum, and just snack on it while watching locals walk their dogs. it’s beautiful :)

[ironicpeaches]

jar: 3, 6, 7, 9, 12, 16, 25, 26, 35, 36, 38, 42, 44, 47, 49 pls and thank u

wow i’m feelin the jar love today (another really long post)

3. Did they have a goodchildhood? What are fond memories they have of it? What’s a bad memory? 

jar had a decent childhood, he lived out on a ranch(probablywhere the cowboy thing started) it was riddled with hospital visits though andhe absolutely hated that. a lot of his bad memories would be there. His father,Conny, wasn’t around much but he had a lot of siblings so he at least wasn’tlonely.

6. What were they likeat school? Did they enjoy it? Did they finish? What level of higher educationdid they reach? What subjects did they enjoy? Which did they hate?

Jar was pretty decent atschool, he was really good at Math and Biology, not so great at art andanything involving public speaking. he pursued a degree in Nursing (he wantedto be a surgeon) but other things kept him from achieving that.

7. Did they have lots offriends as a child? Did they keep any of their childhood friends intoadulthood? 

jar’s weird so people talked to him a lot, he had a lot of not super close friends but just a few really close ones. closest childhood friends were his brother, Mason, andtwo girls named Romina and Trei. He didn’t really keep many of them intoadulthood, he had a falling out with Mason, and after a really nasty breakupwith Romina, and Trei moving away, he didn’t talk to them much.

9. Do animals like them?Do they get on well with animals?

Dogs love jar, and heabsolutely loves them. He can respect a cat but nothing’s as good to him as adog.

12. What is theirfavourite food? 

Chili.

16. answered!

25. answered!

26. How do they act whenthey’re happy? Do they sing? Dance? Hum? Or do they hide their emotions? 

Jar will whistle when he’s happy, but he’s not super loudabout his emotions

35. What’s their guiltypleasure? What is their totally unguilty pleasure?

Cowboys. For both. Heknows they’re stupid and almost like superhero level bad but he also loves todress like them and stuff

36. What are they goodat? What hobbies do they like? Can they sing?

He can play the guitarpretty well and yeah he can sing, but he doesn’t like to in front of people. Hesings for his little sibling sometimes

38. What do they admirein others? What talents do they wish they had?

Sportsmanliketendencies.

42. What are theirgoals? What would they sacrifice anything for? What is their secret ambition?

Listen he wouldsacrifice anything for Coco, and sometimes does, he loves that kid and he doesn’thave many other ambitions left he knows he’s dying.

44. What is theirfavourite season? Type of weather? Are they good in the cold or the heat? Whatweather do they complain in the most? 

He likes to be warm and if it drops below 60 you will neverhear the end of it

47. How do they act in aformal occasion? What do they think of black tie wear? Do they enjoy fancyparties and love to chit chat or loathe the whole event?

snrk. Ok it depends, heis a literal fashion catastrophe and once wore a plaid shirt with a tie under asuit for a formal occasion, but if someone tells him to dress up he will. He feelsweird and uncomfortable the whole time because holy shit these people are rich

49. What is their mostvalued object? Are they sentimental? Is there something they have to takeeverywhere with them?

Unserious answer toserious question: he wouldn’t be caught dead without his boots. Serious answer:probably nothing, he gets attached to people and like his old dog

[ecotone99]

[SF] The World is Ending. You're our only hope.

The world is ending. Inside the core of the Earth a device has burrowed deep within from an extraterrestrial invader. The earth has mere minutes left before being completely and utterly obliterated, becoming nothing more but space dust where once a planet was. You are among the crew of the USS Eden, a designated integral control population (DICP). A ship among a myriad of ships destined for various life sustainable planets within the sprawling expanse of the universe. Blortnar, the on-board AI system piloting the ship begins its interstellar jump protocol.

Suddenly, your cabin and presumably all of the ship shudders under an immense tremor flinging you from your pod in which you were trying to buckle yourself into. Lights flicker and alarms ring throughout further disorienting you as you struggle to get yourself to your feet. Beside you is a window. You peer out. Colossal rocks varying from the size of continents to satellites are jettisoning from where the Earth once stood. Your fleet, what remains of the human population, lay before your eyes being decimated from the oncoming barrage of Terra forma blasting ship after ship in an awful display of explosions.

As you look on in horror you feel a swift, firm grip on your shoulder pull you up to your feet before you can even make sense of what is happening. The hairs on your neck rise and your muscles tense up as you turn around and look up at the hulking presence before you, stifling a scream. It is Coco the gorilla gently assuring you and signalling to you to remain calm. She reaches towards her spacesuit and presses a button attached to a console on her chest.

“Calm. Child. Feet. Move. Follow. CoCo,” says a female voice, bleeting out from Coco’s suit. She ushers you and a small group of passengers who she had also herded and escorts you all out into the hall of the ship closing the airtight locked door as she leaves.

Out in the hallway Coco leads your group towards the ships control deck. There you slam your Holographic override shard into the ships diagnostics panel. In a panicked huff you inquire, “Blortnar, what is happening?”

“Debris travelling at a velocity of 100 kilometers per second have impacted Crew Hyper-sleep quarters 3 and 4. The occupants of said quarters have all perished. I have locked and dislodged quarters 3 and 4 from our vessel and am recalculating trajectory pa-” but Blortnar’s monotonous reply drones on. He already lost you once you realized the fate of your crew realizing just how easily it could have been you and anyone in your quarter instead, not to mention the strain on manpower should you survive this continued onslaught.

“Coco, assess any damage to the ship and partition any corrupted shield ports. I need someone on collision course avoidance while I channel any additional power towards Blortnars Jump Protocol. BJP for short!”

“On it!” Tarin Myr, your crews botanist, exclaims stoicly.

“Blortnar, what of quarters 2? Are they safe?”

“They are locked into their pods under the effects of hyper-sleep. Waking them at this juncture is not recommended until basic EEG scannings are stable.” “Dammit! looks like we’re alone on this. Blortnar, ho-“

“Dana!” Trevetto Larsinus interrupts, “I need clearance on the ships Lazarus cannons to clear a path through the debris!”

“Granted, but don’t make me regret this, Lars! You were assigned to research for a reason!”

“Sins of our fathers still matter even when shit hits the fans,” Lars mutters to Pleepo, his plunky robot companion. Pleepo gleefully chuckles but it comes out in a weird thereminy melody.

“Aw jeez! We’re never gonna make it! This is it! We’re fucked!” Gathering more breath between pained sobbing, Garthanimus, the young medic continues his lament “If only I left for the Mars colony last week like I planned!”

Tarin shouts, “You chose to stay behind and help in project alpha just like the rest of us Garth! Now do your Country proud and cry in medbay!”

“What country? All thats left of it is trying to murder us while we flee!!” Garth fires back. He points out the window just as a chunk of Earth rock decimates USS Centurion.

“Enough chit-chat.” You say, “Blortnar! Whats the sitch on BJP?”

“Jump Protocol is at 90 percent.”

“Enter BJP as soon as we hit 100 percent Blortnar and not a second later! That means there better be a path out of this mire or we’re toast!” A jab lobbed at Lars which most certainly landed. Not a moment later as a large blast perfectly levels a hole giving just enough room for the USS Eden to slip through a large behemoth of rock.

“I prefer a nice bagel, actually” taunts Lars. An obligatory Pleepo laugh ensues.

Slipping further into the dark reaches of space you watch as other ships manage to blink out of existence before your eyes. Successfully completing their jumps and hopefully being able to foray out into the unforgiving territories they have sworn to cultivate and found.

“Jump protocol nearly initialized. Please use proper safety equipment, attach Jump speed helmet and prepare to enter jump speed.”

As you strap in you realize this is it. The moment of no return. You yearn for one last look at Earth knowing its too late.

“I wonder what it feels like?” Taryn queries.

“Don’t you remember? The protocol wipes away any memory of the jump. Its safer that way.” squeaks Garth shakily putting on his helmet.

“I know, but don’t you wish you could experience it? I mean the science behind it is just so... unfathomable! To exist between planes as something not even corporeal.”

“Careful now, you don’t want to get a negative mind eval from our own resident party pooper now do you?”

“Screw you, Lars.” You say with a smirk as you all share one final laugh before the final jump sequence boost, activiating the stasis in your crews helmets.

You awake to find yourself alone still in the control room save for pleepo who is manning the board. Above you you scan to see that the ship is in optimal sub jump positioning and breath a sigh of relief. Everything is fortunately going to plan for now. Standing up and shaking off the rust from the jump you take off your helmet and walk towards the mess hall. “hey sleepy head! have a seat!” Taryn says. In the mess hall sits all of those from your crew and evidently the crew from quarter two have even woken up before you and are all cajoling around the reclining area enjoying a game of Bagingi, a classic space board game.

Ok I guess what i wanted to ask you was given all of this necessary backstory, which would you rather have for breakfast? Capn Crunch or pancakes?

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Ok. So I wrote this for a friend on an ask anonymous question post on facebook. As you can see it's pretty obvious what my goal was, write a long winded story with a mundane question at the end to waste her time. I'm incredibly sorry for the unsatisfying ending! I just happen to think its funny. I wasn't even gonna send it to her but wouldn't you know it, I just got caught in the lore of the story and decided to keep going and ended up spending an hour on it. didn't want it to go to waste so I decided to post it here. Hope you enjoy! If you're wondering I drew inspiration for the story telling style from Dan Harmon as his off the cuff detail oriented story telling is really interesting to me. The nonsense names are inspired by oneyng! Have a boy...

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Some Unofficial Fashion Week Awards From Day 3

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Some Unofficial Fashion Week Awards From Day 3

Hey! It’s me, your friend who texts you super early in the morning even though you’ve told her a million times you can’t chit-chat until you’ve had coffee. Well, no prob, because I’ll do the talking, you do the coffee-drinking. Below is everything you need to know about New York Fashion Week’s day three, as told in a series of superlatives.

5 PHOTOS

1. The “Best Outfit For Watching Sunday Cartoons at a Fancy Dinner Party Award” goes to…

Bottega Veneta’s opening look in yellow. The show took place Friday night at 8 p.m., but it made this morning’s roundup because it’s exactly what I’d like to be wearing right now. (You probably know this piece of trivia, but Bottega normally shows in Milan, so it was cool to have the brand in New York this season.)

2. The “Changing the Fashion Week Casting Game Award” goes to…

Chromat, Eckhaus Latta and Christian Siriano. These three shows were the most optically-diverse (in terms of size, shape, race, age, physical ability and even religion) of any so far this season.

Chromat was a neon pool party — and everyone’s invited. I liked what Vogue’s Chioma Nnadi wrote: “At [Chromat’s Becca McCharen-Tran’s] shows, conventional notions of beauty fall to the wayside, and suddenly your eyes are open to a million different kinds of allure — fabulous people of all shapes, sizes, and colors who flaunt a life-affirming body confidence that solicits whoops of joy from the front row.” (P.S. POOL FLOATS).

Also a party, also full of audible joy: Christian Siriano’s 10-year anniversary show, where the front row included Laverne Cox, Cardi B, Molly Shannon, Whoopi Goldberg (she’s been making the rounds this week!), Coco Rocha (with her daughter on her lap), and Meg Ryan in a white pantsuit. The show — a massive, 70+ look collection featuring a few dresses that are likely to make the Oscar’s in March — was truly a light in this rainy day. Selma Blair walked and the front row went wild. Crowd favorite, though: Danielle Brooks, who didn’t just walk, but demonstrated her dress’s wings. The entire audience cheered positive affirmations throughout, and, at the end, for Christian himself, gave a standing ovation (and a bouquet of flowers!).

Eckhaus Latta was less WOO and more the kind of clothes that make you feel like you have your shit together. It was minimalism for the maximalist — there were a lot of neutrals, but it was never boring, and toward the end there was a master class in pattern-clashing (vertical stripes and tie-die: trying at next immediate opportunity).

3. The “Pastel Heaven Award” goes to…

Staud, the closest a room full of accessories and clothing has ever come to feeling like a Dylan’s Candy Bar’s worth of oh-my-goodness-I-want-everything choices. Punctuated by pink and lavender, this collection is the brand’s biggest to date. It includes delicious highlights such as a patent leather coat, skirt and jacket that Audrey Hepburn would conceivably wear and post on Instagram if she were a star in 2018, bags trimmed in feathers, corduroy jumpsuits, knit tanks with contrasting trim and the perfect “going out” top featuring a built-in zipper that you can use to convert it into a cropped version. Brilliant.

4.The “Closet I’d Like to Borrow For a Day Award” goes to…

Rebecca de Ravenel, where glamorous, robe-like overcoats, silk dresses, floral bustiers and tiger-print skirts mingled with horn- and heart-shaped earrings rendered in the same wrapped silk cord style as the “Bon Bons” that put the brand on the map. The collection was largely inspired by Diana Vreeland, who, as de Ravenel pointed out, was renowned not only for her unique style but also for her incredible mind, and that’s the kind of woman for whom she strives to design.

5. The “Continued Innovation in Location Award” goes to…

Alexander Wang, who showed at 4 Times Square, formerly the home of Condé Nast. Vote in the comments below if you think that’s meant to be some sort of commentary about the fashion industry, the future of publishing, corporations in general? A complete 180 from last season’s Brooklyn warehouse block party situation? Did he literally just want to show in an office building with cubicles because it would be funny and a few floors happened to be vacant?

The collection itself was kind of Wang-meets-Ralph Lauren. I’m not kidding: amid the leather, the bondage, The Matrix-y outfits and the sportswear was a look featuring cable knit sweatpants and a sweater tied around the model’s shoulders. This is Amelia writing: I was into it.

Photos via Vogue Runway.