#c jongdae

[hanguangjunlanzhan]

be me:

simping for chen right know

remembering he has a wife and 2 kids

feeling kinda weird about it

ignore it and continue simping

[eomayas]

exo masterlist

key: smut (s), suggestive (sg), fluff (f), angst (a), request (r), complete (c) [for series], popular(🌷), personal favorite (🌹)

EXO

— airport dads

— sugar daddy line

— exo when angry | r

— exo simping | sg 🌷

— jealous exo

— pda

— being shipped with another idol | r

kim minseok

— best friend | f

— in the morning | s, f, r 🌹

kim junmyeon

— sneakin’ | s, a

— nip slip | s 🌷

— testy | s 🌹

— handsome stranger | f

— strictly business | s, r 🌹

— yours | f, a, r

— wants & needs | s, f, r

byun baekhyun

— baby blues | f, a, r

— unplanned | a, r

— besos | f, r

— frisky | sg, r 🌹

— baby blues (vol. 2) | f, a, r

— soft side | f, r

— the bodyguard | f, a, r

— broken promises | a, r

— (computer) games | f, r

— cream soda | s, f, r 🌷

— all the rumors are true | f, a 🌷🌹

— closure | s, a

— fantasy | sg, a, f

kim jongdae

— coming soon

park chanyeol

— back 2 u | a, sg, r

— new thing (series) | s, f, a, c

— rainy day | s, r

— call me what you want, when you want, if you want | a, f, r

do kyungsoo

— make it up to you | s 🌹

— caught in the act | s, f 🌷🌹

— amore | f

— tender love | f, r

— ninety | a, f

— interruptions | f, sg 🌹

— swervin | s

kim jongin

— d appointment | s, f

— confessions | f, a (sequel to d appointment)

— friendly competition | f

— take a break | f, r

oh sehun

— 10:07 pm | s

— firsts | s, f, r

[joons-dimple]

Members' roles at a party according to Baekhyun and Jongdae

🐰 Planning

🐶 The bills

🐯 Making sweets

🐧 Main chef

🐻 Decoration

🐥 Cooking assistant

🐱 Cooking & cleaning

🦕 Music

🐶: D.O. must do the cooking no matter what!

🦕: That’s for sure!

🐶: D.O. is the main chef because he can cook many dishes, including pasta! Sehun can prepare the dishes, maybe he can be D.O.’s assistant? Kai is good with his house decor and because he is also stylish so he will be in charge of decoration! Xiumin hyung is good at everything he does, so let’s entrust him to do cooking & cleaning (laughs). Chanyeol is good at making sweets so he can be in charge of desserts! there are many junk foods (he made) that aren’t good for health though (laughs). leave the bills to me! what will you do, Chen?

🦕: I’ll probably be in charge of the music, like selecting and playing it!

🐶: That’s nice~! and then our leader, Suho hyung, can be in charge of the party planning!

🦕: That’s perfect!

c: quinsehun

[paintingwhiteceilings]

❃EXO's chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse❃

A/N: because why have your first post be romantic or suggestive when it can be unserious and downright weird.

Xiumin/Minseok: 9/10

✾ Let’s be honest, this man is way too good at sports not to survive far into a zombie apocalypse. Pretty sure those skills will translate and be useful in some way. He can outrun them so easily that he never truly finds himself in any danger.

✾ Xiumin actually possesses functional brain cells and a good dose of common sense which means he makes good, well thought out, decisions. Unlike the beagle line, he won’t get himself stupidly killed.

✾ Despite all the chaos, he is incredibly organized, keeping precise track of what he has and needs.

✾ He can properly take care of himself and could run this thing solo. He is not dependent on others to do things for him and he strikes me as someone who is perfectly content to be on his own. The only reason he would team up with the others is for the company and because he finds their idiocy amusing.

✾ He has the added bonus that the zombies think he is adorable, like a pet, so they will keep him alive even when he does get caught.

Suho/Junmyeon: 5/10

✾ Remember that time when Suho fell asleep during carting? Yeah, he is beyond exhausted before the apocalypse even starts and will probably die by accidentally falling asleep. Suho will try to ‘rest his eyes’ and before he knows it a zombie is gnawing on his arm.

✾ Honestly trying his hardest to keep the rest of the members from dying, but instead of appreciating his efforts, they keep making fun of him for it. They are really testing his patience but he feels too responsible for their safety to leave them to fend for themselves.

✾ Not that anything he says matters, they never truly listen to him so instead he has to be the one to get them out of the dangerous situations they get themselves in.

✾ If he doesn’t get eaten due to his permanent exhaustion, he would be the type to accept his fate. The members will drive him insane to the point where he will simply give up and walk into a hoard of zombies with open arms.

✾ If you pair him up with his babies Kai and Sehun his survival rate somehow increases. Nobody touches his babies.

Baekhyun: ?/10

✾ Okay, so he either survives until the end or does something stupid and gets himself killed.  His survival rate is either 10/10 or 0/10, there is no in-between.

✾ Like Baekhyun is an ace in most games so he has the ability to outsmart the apocalypse if he puts in the effort. He is competitive enough to take it seriously, too.

✾ His survival truly depends on whether he gives in to his intrusive thoughts and let’s be fair, he has many and zero impulse control.

✾ He would, for instance, believe that he can successfully pretend to be a zombie to blend in with them. He has a lot of dumb ideas and will either act on it himself or get someone else to try it out.

✾ Obviously, his plans wouldn’t work and he, or his chosen guinea pig, would get eaten. Then again, it is Baekhyun and somehow he always manages to come out on top, so who knows, he might survive.

Chen/Jongdae: 6.5/10

✾ Okay, this man is a father so he gets to enjoy the father buff. If his family is with him, he is near unstoppable. Chen can be competitive and has a lot of energy, so technically his chances aren’t too bad.

✾ His main issue is that, well, every zombie and their mother can hear him from the other side of the planet. He is absolutely oblivious as to why the zombies keep finding him.

✾ Like Chen, please use your inner voice, zombies are not deaf and you are giving them your location whenever you talk.

✾ Will ‘accidentally’ push Chanyeol into a zombie when he jokes about being the C in CBX and finally find peace. At this point, he kind of deserves it.

Chanyeol: -10/10

✾ Hear me out, this man is a mess.

✾ Technically, he could survive but he is another one that for sure will listen to his intrusive thoughts. Like let’s be fair, Chanyeol has mastered an array of weird skills just because he can’t stand being bad at something; he will be just as determined to figure out how to survive during an apocalypse.

✾ The type to “I saw this in a film” and try it. He will quickly discover that most of it won’t work because those are movies and not real life. Still, he will have the biggest motivation to figure things out, even if most of his sources are fiction.

✾ The problem is that he is way too much into this whole apocalypse scenario. He will try to out-apocalypse the others or will make up some sort of stupid competition to kill time because sitting still for five minutes is for losers.

✾ He comes up with the “Who can get closest to the zombie without getting killed” game. Baekhyun might have helped.

✾ To be honest, it doesn’t quite matter how good his cards are in the context of a zombie apocalypse, he will probably die within a day because he has two left feet and a very intimate relationship with the floor.

D.O./Kyungsoo: 7/10

✾ Pair him up with another member, and suddenly their chances increase.

✾ His cooking skills make him so incredibly valuable. He will make sure no one starves, and can make a decent meal out of pretty much anything you give him.

✾ The others try their hardest to keep him alive because being in an apocalypse does not mean one has to eat grass.

✾ Then again, he would not hesitate to sacrifice the others to the zombies if they annoy him.

✾ The only one able to keep the beagle line from doing stupid shit with his threats.

✾ You can’t really count on him outrunning the zombies, though. We have all seen this man attempt to play soccer, he is not made for physical activity. He will not survive with his physical skills and will absolutely accept his fate rather than try.

Kai/Jongin: -100000000/10

✾ Listen, this man will die within the first five seconds of the apocalypse.

✾ It is not a question of whether he dies, more so than how. There are so many ways that he can get himself killed, even without the apocalypse playing a major factor.

✾ He could give himself food poisoning when he tries to cook or trip over his own feet when he tries to run away from the zombies. He does not really have a great sense of self-preservation.

✾ 10000% the type to think that they could befriend the zombies because “zombies are people too.” Luckily for him, the zombies do think he is adorable and won’t immediately eat him when he gets too close.

✾ But yeah, if it isn’t for the others constantly monitoring him, he is dead.

Sehun: 1000/10

✾ Last to die because his members will do everything they can to keep him alive. Maknae privileges and whatnot.

✾ He is very much dependent on his members to do basically anything, but the thing is, they would do it without question.

✾ He will complain the entire time and whine constantly.

✾ If Suho dies, you might as well kill him too. How is he supposed to sleep without his emotional-support-hyung??? So yeah, the only way to really decrease his survival rate is to eliminate his members.

✾ Honestly, we all are simply living in his world, what Sehun wants, Sehun gets. It might even extend to the zombies. He would just ask them to stop trying to eat him and they would oblige because, well, Sehun asked.

✾ He is 1000% responsible for the cure being found. It has nothing to do with Sehun finding it himself. Instead, when/if he gets bitten, the members will stop at nothing to find a way to rid him of the disease. Sleep? Who needs sleep when Oh Sehun is dying!?

masterlist

[astroyongie]

any idol overall ofc its all personal taste but i like those two the most and they have plenty time or room for improvements even if they arent everyones taste c:

totally agree !!

thus to answer your questions, to me for male idols with the best voices are: Baekhyun, Jongdae, Kyungsoo, Doyoung, I dont like him but Kyuhyun, Kihyun, DK and Seungkwan, Jonghyun, Seungheun (people dont appreciate his vocals enough), not the best one but for my personal taste I would include Woodz as well, Yedam (those are the ones I can currently remember)

[exo-wvrse-bbl]

18/03/24 - chen

Hello? (cutely)

Are you done with your work??

I didn't do anything special today! But it was cold today?!?

I thought it would be warm…

Today is Monday. Did you have a good time??

I kept yawning ㅋㅋ

Still, somehow it's night againㅋㅋ

Do you think night is better than day?

It's also good to chat at night👻

Playlist recommendation is also good

😎

Should I change the status message???

ㅋㅋㅋㅋ you don't care about the status message?

Then let's change it to something we can do together!

Something like a code!

I'm going to change this ㅎㅎㅎ

I'm thinking about it. Hold on ㅋㅋㅋ

C+S=💛🦖

Isn't it cute?

(eng) chen+soon

I changed it 😎

LOL it's not cs

I don't know. Change the order ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Yes it's better to see Soondingies in front 💛

Profile picture???

Profile picture too??

It's pretty right ㅎㅎ

I was looking at the photo album and it came to mind so I sent it to you

A profile photo should be a face 😎

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

There's a picture I posted on Twitter

I took it in a taxi at that time ㅋㅋㅋ

The car shook when I was trying to take a picture

Hey I need to take a selfie

There's nothing I like ㅜ

You don't know what I'm trying to do??🦖

I know everything 🦖

Let's change profile picture later! I'll take a pretty picture 💛

What? Time has already passed??

Time flies while talking.. 🫠

Before we say goodbye, let's listen to a song together

Waiting room

Good night Soondae💚🦖 *

You're enough already 💛**

*he wrote 순댕이들아 a pun of Soondingie + Jongdae **Your Moonlight lyrics

source in desc

[mybiasisexo]

https://www.tumblr.com/mybiasisexo/745383018835968000/httpswwwtumblrcommybiasisexo7453687405055508

Tbh, I get this feeling. Yixing has been the most vocal about his time in exo. Always doing his best to thank his members and showing the pride about being the group. I do find it weird that ot8 don’t rly mention him that much anymore. They used a lot back in 2017/2018. Which is weird considering that’s when the tensions between Korea and China were at their highest. Now, from what I know atm, things b/w the two countries seem to be more or less okay. So, it’s awkward that they don’t rly include him in anything. Especially when Xing could’ve easily participated, like their fan meet in China right before Sehun enlisted.

I understand sm not rly mentioning him, well… cuz it’s sm. They suck. But it’s not like it was SNSD 9/30 situation where they voted him out or anything like that and they can’t legally mention him anymore. So, it makes me sad that the others don’t talk about him at least publicly. Obviously they meet up and talk in private if the phone call in “Jiu” and Xing directly mentioning meeting up with Sehun right before he enlisted, are anything to go by. But if Baek didn’t mention him because of knetz, then why did he mention Chan and Dae? B/c knetz still don’t like either of them (I just want to say I’m not condoning the hate Jongdae and Chanyeol have gone through. it’s truly saddening to see how they’re still treated). But you can’t have it both ways.

I’m not saying the members hate Xing or anything. I’m sure it’s quite the opposite. However, my ot9 heart dies every time I see Yixing like one of ot8’s pic on ig and yet he gets nothing in return. I rly wish things were different and that we got to see Xing with his members more often. But until Yixing says otherwise himself, he will always be apart of exo for me.

These are my thoughts ex’actly! It feels like xing is the only one trying. I’m sure they’re as close as they can be given the circumstances, but the public silence on the other members side is disheartening and it’s to a point I find it irritating.

Like you said, I’m p sure the tension has died down. I mean he did have a comeback with them since so ???

But god if we ever do see them all interact again imma be watching like a fucking hawk

[byunbaekhyunie]

hiii, how are you? I'm so sorry if this is annoying but, what happened? what was Baekhyun talking about in his live? I watched a bit of it and he seemed tired and upset but I don't speak Korean so I couldn't understand what he was talking about :( only caught SM and EXO sometimes. Please forgive me if I'm asking something dumb, I just don't really use Twitter and you're like my go-to blog for Baekhyun (I love your blog BTW!!)

thank you so much in advance!!

hi (..◜ᴗ��..) sorry for the delay !! I had to get offline last night cause I was really too upset and it was also my bedtime so sorry I couldn’t get back to you faster :c I think you might be caught up to speed by now but just in case you aren’t, I’ll try to give a short summary of what happened, to my understanding at least, but even I am missing some context pieces bc I do not and will not seek out speculative, slanderous articles/forum posts abt baekhyun like I refuse to do that so idek how some of these things got brought up to the public attention but here’s what what little I did pick up, but mostly what baekhyun said

he came on live to clarify rumors that had started going around earlier that day and addressed 4 points in particular

1. the legal dispute that he took part in, along with jongdae and minseok, back in May. he didn’t say very much regarding that topic, he was so courteous and didn’t say one bad thing abt SM honestly he was so nice

2. the new company. so from what I gathered, yesterday it got leaked that baekhyun was starting his own company, and that’s I think the largest factor that pushed him to come out and clear the air cause speculations started ramping up like crazy. baekhyun confirmed that he is in the process of setting up a company with kasper and that it is done with SM’s approval, he will still be a part of the company and a part of EXO

3. his new house and the loan he took. ok so you might know that news broke out last week that baekhyun bought a new house. and… apparently, again idk who leaked this information or where but, it got out that baekhyun has taken out a very large loan and ppl got angry over it… I guess(?) honestly I don’t feel very comfortable talking abt this, it feels weird to me discussing smth that is quite frankly none of our business, but anyway baekhyun said that he took it to hold himself accountable in a way and put pressure on himself to achieve success with his company, and that he’s paying everything back and that he doesn’t understand how that’s an issue and honestly neither do I so .

4. and finally, his 4th solo album. talking abt this is reigniting my boiling rage, but I guess ppl where saying that he lost his path bc he’s not currently working on his next solo project and baekhyun said that he wants to do things correctly and it doesn’t feel right rn working on an album while also setting up smth as big as his own private company and that he’s sorry for keeping us waiting and not being able to go on tour and see us and that breaks my heart the most I won’t bore you with my personal output but I seriously need ppl to leave him alone I swear since he’s been back from the military ppl have been at his neck trying to get him for everything that he does and he….

anyway that’s more or less what happened ^^; and you’re not dumb or annoying for asking !! thank you so much for enjoying the blog (˶˃̵ ^ ˂̵˵) ♡

[lovemcil]

yayyy! depois de uma dose de coragem, tô fazendo meu post de apresentação na tag. eu sou a luma, tenho 21 anos e explorando o 1x1 pela primeiríssima vez. apesar de um pouco perdida, não me falta ânimo para plotar. linkei as minhas regras na source do post, mas caso tenha dificuldades para abrir pode chegar no chat. sem muito enrolar, depois do read more estão listados alguns personagens e plots que mais me interessam no momento. caso algum também seja do seu interesse, me chama no privado ou curte que vou até você.

p.s: também aceito plots além desses. posso navegar pela sua wishlist e ver o que me interessa. ♡

open characters:

a) honey song. 22 anos. maquiadora e atriz. faceclaim: karina (yoo jimin). alt fc: huh yunjin.

honey teve uma reviravolta em seu mundinho quando resolveu largar a vida de luxo para seguir seu verdadeiro sonho. logo após terminar a escola, os pais tentaram forçar que ela seguisse carreira como advogada, tal qual eles e o irmão mais velho; no entanto, tudo que ela queria era brilhar em cima dos palcos. deixou new york para trás e foi para LA, onde conseguiu um emprego como maquiadora e dedica todos seus esforços ao grande objetivo de se tornar atriz. inclusive, é cheia de dividas para custear o curso de teatro.

sugestão de plot: friends to lovers (colegas de curso de teatro ou ambos sonhando em ser artistas); opposites attract (alguém com a vida estabilizada e planejada, que nunca imaginaria se relacionar com uma pessoa tão irresponsável quanto a honey); ou alguma ideia sua. aberto para qualquer gênero.

b) lee gunwoo. 20 anos. estudante de matemática. faceclaim: hwang intak.

garoto prodígio, viciado em rpg de mesa e fotografia. tem um irmão 10 anos mais velho e cresceu sendo pressionado a dar tanto orgulho quanto ele, que se tornou um engenheiro de sucesso. gunwoo até tentou seguir os mesmos passos que o irmão, quando foi aprovado para cursar engenharia em columbia university, mas não deu certo. ele largou o curso para estudar matemática e realizar o sonho de ser professor. apesar de outgoing e estar sempre presente em festas estudantis, ele usa dessas artimanhas para mascarar a própria insegurança.

sugestão de plot: gunwoo é romanticamente inexperiente, mas está apaixonado por algume menine do campus. muse decide ajudar ele na arte da conquista, desde que gunwoo também ajude com suas capacidades acadêmicas. aberto para qualquer gênero.

c) liliana alvaréz. 21 anos. sem emprego fixo. faceclaim: nailea devora. alt fc: maia reficco.

liliana sempre soube que guadalajara era pequena demais para si. por isso, desde a adolescência, começou a procurar as mais diversas formas para sair daquele buraco. quando completou 18 anos, começou a usar aplicativos de namoro e encontrar pessoas dispostas a dar o mundo para ela (e com mundo, ela quer dizer luxos). foi assim que conheceu kaito, um modelo de família abastada que propôs que ela se mudasse para o país onde ele morava e engatassem em um relacionamento sério. porém, ao chegar lá, lily descobriu que havia sido enganada e kaito não existia, decidindo permanecer no país e procurar formas de se sustentar e também um marido rico.

sugestão de plot: muse é cheie da grana e liliana vê nelu a chance que tanto esperava, decidida a conquistar elu a qualquer custo; muse e lily são amigos. apesar delu sempre deixar claro seus sentimentos pela mexicana, ela tenta ignorar os seus próprios por elu não ser rico (talvez ainda); ou outra ideia sua. aberto para qualquer gênero.

d) seo jongdae. 23 anos. fotógrafo e pintor. faceclaim: hwang hyunjin.

jongdae cresceu em um orfanato e, apesar de ser uma criança doce, nunca foi adotado. enquanto crescia, uma das voluntárias teve um papel muito importante para ele, ensinando-o a pintar e a evoluir suas habilidades artísticas. quando saiu do orfanato, essa mesma mulher (que virou a figura materna que ele nunca teve) o procurou para que trabalhasse em sua galeria de arte e assim ele poderia se dedicar à arte como sempre quis. jongdae acabou perdendo sua mentora, mas ela deixou em seu testamento um pequeno apartamento para que ele morasse e continuasse a produzir arte. porém, devido a morte dela, a inspiração do mesmo parece ter se esgotado e não consegue mais finalizar nenhum quadro.

sugestão de plot: como jongdae é um romântico incurável, queria um plot bem fluff para ele, talvez uma vizinha que ele vê de vez em quando pelos corredores e se torna a única que ele consegue pintar; ou alguma ideia sua.

plot ideas:

a) um casal com a dinâmica grumpy x sunshine, talvez com uma pitada de rivals to lovers (onde só o lado grumpy vê como "rivalidade", claro). tenho mais muse para o sunshine e penso no kim mingyu para fc (podendo ser alterado).

b) tropes clichês com casal sáfico é pedir demais? popular x nerd, only one bed. por favor!

c) um plot de fã/idol seria tão bom. pode ser o clichê de ganhar uma promoção de um dia com seu ídolo. quem sabe, até mesmo o clichê de pessoa famosa com uma fake account e interagindo com fãs sem ninguém saber.

d) I accidentally took your laundry but just so you know you have awesome taste in underwear. 👀

você também pode ver mais na minha tag de wanted plots.

[kiestrokes]

a Bias Check

I do not have an ult group, because I came into the kpop fandom stanning ASTRO and SHINee simultaneously. As multi-stan as it could have been. There’s always an ebb and flow between eras and comebacks for which group I prefer more.

ASTRO Biases: Moonbin 🌕 | Wreckers: MJ & Rocky

ATEEZ Bias: MATZ | Wreckers: Yunho, Yeosang, OT8

BTS Bias: Sope | Jimin, OT7

ENHYPEN Bias: Sunoo | Wreckers: Jungwon, all of them?

Epik High Bias: Tukutz | Wreckers: Tablo

EXO Bias: Lay + Kyungsoo | Wreckers: Baekhyun, Kai, Jongdae, all of them sometimes.

GOT7 Bias: Jackson | Wreckers: BamBam, Jinyoung, OT7...don’t ask me about Jaebeom PLEASE

LE SSERAFIM Bias: Kazuha | Wreckers: Chaewon

MAMAMOO Bias: Solar | Wreckers: Hwasa

MONSTA X Bias: Kihyun | Wreckers: Honey 🐝, Changkyun, OT7

NCT: 127, Dream, U, WayV Ult Bias: Mark + Yuta | Wreckers: everyone but Johnny, but sometimes Johnny 127 Bias: Mark + Yuta Dream Bias: Mark + Renjun U Bias: Doyoung WayV Bias: Yangyang

Red Velvet Bias: Wendy | Wreckers: Selugi

SEVENTEEN Bias: Hoshi + Minghao | Wreckers: Boo, Dino, OT13

SHINee Bias: Key | Wreckers: heavily Jinki wrecked

Stray Kids Bias: Seungmin | Wreckers: Lino, OT8

SuperM Bias: Mark | Wreckers: this is literally a super group of my fave SM artists, OT6

TXT Bias: Taehyun | Wreckers: Yeonjun, Soobin

The Rose Bias: Hajoon | Wreckers: Sammy 🖤 I first heard Lazy back in 2020 and fell in love with Woosung's voice.

XG Bias: Cocona | Wreckers: Maya

🎧 for the unbiased groups and soloists, it will just be easier to drop my playlists:

K-ulture (k-pop with some c-pop)

Tren-dy (R&B, tren-chill)

K-afe (coffee shop vibes)

[jongbross]

I don’t know if you’re familiar with the k-drama actresses/actors, but if you are, do you have any fantasy pairings for any of the exo members? Like anyone who you’d like to see star opposite of the exo members in a drama or a movie?

Personally, I would love to see Sehun and the actress Han So-hee (she was in 100dmp with D.o.) together in a drama. Maybe a ceo/fake relationship romantic comedy drama. Like Business Proposal lol. I think their visuals together would be insane!

I also think Chanyeol and Go Min-si (from Sweet Home) would pair nicely. Maybe they’d be good in an adventure/fantasy series or even in a thriller mystery like Flower of Evil.

Some others would be Junmyeon and Kim Go-eun since their besties, Kyungsoo and Krystal Jung b/c #freefromSMgang, Yixing and Dilraba Dilmurat (they were in a variety show together and I noticed some good chemistry between them), and finally Baekhyun and Z.Hera b/c I’m still traumatized by Scarlet Heart and I need them to play characters where they get a happy ending to heal my soul. I can’t think of anyone for Minseok or Jongdae (tho he doesn’t do much acting).

Hbu?

i don't watch dramas, so i can't answer this question :( i know very few actors/actresses, but i literally never finished a drama, not even the ones exo members has starred in (please forgive me, bad prosecutor). i'm sorry, dear! <3

[lesterplatt]

Hyundai IONIQ 5 N - “DRIVING STILL MATTERS” [Director’s Cut] from by RAVEN on Vimeo.

We crafted a soundtrack consisting of uplifting string melodies and retro synth pulses. Representing the elegance and strength of the first ever electric Hyundai N vehicle: the IONIQ 5 N. Never Just Drive.

This film won the "Best Sound" award at the International Motor Film Awards.

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Director NIKOLAS MEYBERG @nikhollywood First Assistant Director FRANTIŠEK REZEK Second Assistant Director KATEŘINA ŠAFRÁNKOVÁ Director’s Agent NATHALIE WINKLER, LESLIE PFEIFFER | NO.AGENCY

Director of Photography JULIAN C. STEINER First Assistant Camera FRANTIŠEK NOVÁK Second Assistant Camera JAN VÁGNER

Second Camera PETER KÄMPF Assistant Camera PABLO GONZÁLEZ

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Client Representative JUN SEONG PARK, BO KYUNG KIM

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Production Company ASSEMBLE-IN Executive Producer SANGHYUK HWANG Producer WONJIN LEE, SEUNGYEOL LEE

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Service Production CINQ Executive Producer ROBERT ROSZBECK Line Producer CZ ALŽBĚTA JANÁČKOVÁ Production Manager CZ OLA PAMPANA Production Assistant VIKTORIE VANĚRKOVÁ

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Primary Colorist GAVIN HAUGHEY

Music Composer JUSTIN WELGRAVEN | MUSIC BY RAVEN

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Key Grip VIKI HEŘMÁNEK Grip IVO GREŠÁK Grip (Prague) JIRKA GREGOR, SEBASTIAN KODĚRA

QTAKE Van VIKTOR LONEK QTAKE Operator ONDŘEJ KAČER VTR Assistant JINDRA KAČER DIT ŠTĚPÁN SVOBODA

Photography & Post-Production FREDERIC SCHLOSSER Photo Assistant SVEN KUHLENKAMP, FRIEDEMANN HERTRAMPF, JIŘÍ KRALOVEC

Joel MARIO D'AMICO Tim ANDRYI KOVROV Marie MICHAELA VÁVROVÁ Small Boy MARCEL VARGAESTOK

Production Manager MAI LAN NGUYEN Line Producer FRANTIŠEK NOVOTNY Styling EMMA PRAŽÁKOVÁ Hair & Make up ZUZANA BURIANKOVÁ Photo team Gaffer MIREK JAROS

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3D Team YEONGHA PARK, JONGDAE MUN, SEUNGHUI LEE

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Additional Sound Design HAMMER SOUND Supervisor JAESEUNG YU Sound Designer (Korea) AYEONG CHU, JEONGIN PARK

Audio Producer INU HWANG

Voice-over CHRIS RYAN

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Production Designer MARIANA KUCHAŘOVÁ Prop Master OLIVER RŮŽIČKA

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Shot on SONY VENICE 2, SONY FX3, DJI INSPIRE 3, BLACKMAGIC POCKET 4K, BLACKMAGIC POCKET 6K

[fff777]

Watched the Exo countdown live for Exist

Jongdae reclaiming his spot as resident loudboi

Yes, please think of the office workers!!!! Not that I could have made the countdown anyway, but I assume Exo's fanbase is made up of "older" people now (ie similar in age to them)

Aw, Junmyeon saying he'll take Kyungsoo's photo for him for instagram

They're such old men X'D They discussed c'mon vs c-mon for like 40 seconds X'D

Sehun being in charge of the comments section. Also he's such an old man "the comments are going too fast! we should update this"

Chanyeol asking Kyungsoo the most tedious questions about his teaser photos and Kyungsoo answering intently with the most basic answers

All the guys making a scene when Kyungsoo's deep v-neck pirate outfit photo came on screen, which is correct

Baekhyun was like a puppy that got wet when at Jeju Island for Let Me In ^^;;

Sehun was sick during Hear Me Out filming and then everyone else caught his cold after v.v

Kyungsoo keeps zooming into people's chests (Chanyeol, Sehun especially)

Kyungsoo going aigoo-yahh when looking at Minseok's teaser photo with the mullet and the white shirt

Continuous tech oopsies while they use the tablet X'D They're just like us X'D

So the guys liked Junmyeon's Hear Me Out outfit (the one with the backwards baseball cap) :3

Junmyeon as the gang boss of the trainees X'D

Equally big response for Junmyeon cleavage

Seho doing their own thing in the y2k themed pic

Also clowning Sehun for popping his hip

Lmao Baekhyun simulates all his choices and only chooses the one...truly gaming the system

I was a little surprised that their song teasers were as long as they were! I'm used to them being really short and often not including the main chorus lol.

Field day with Exo-L lol. Not gonna lie, that sounds like a fun time lol.

LOL world tour field days where they'd pack their own lunches X'D

Apparently NCT Johnny recorded a demo of Peter Pan? Interesting.

No Makeup sounds soooo 2000s lol. This entire album is very 90s/2000s to me but No Makeup played in isolation brought me back to like 2002 lol.

Is it just me or was Kyungsoo singing a lot during song reveals? He's really feelin it :3 Including during Cream Soda >3

Lmao absolutely no order to the unboxing, they just took whichever ones they liked and started flipping through them

Chanyeol going back into the bar area to role play a bit lol

Why is Kyungsoo the one to explain the anime meme X'D

Meanwhile Minseok complaining about his anime episode not dropping yet

Clothes vs album, the natural decision

Sehun continues to be the Mandarin representative

Kyungsoo almost cried when watching Elemental lol

Oh man, it's been so long...this was a good live <3 <3 <3

[youngshiney]

how i would run sm: Exo edition

starting a new series of posts in which i detail what i would have done for each sm group if i was in charge. im starting at Exo bc a.) theyre my ult sm group besides my beloved RV, b.) i think about them the most, and c.) they are where kwangya should have started properly instead of lsm/sm leeching off of their concept to apply to everyone else. anyway, under the cut bc this will likely be long

Early days (pre-debut to 2013): i have a few major changes, but nothing too out there.

first point of change: line-up and positions. Exo-K is fine as is, there isnt much to change about them besides Sehun and Kai needing more lines and better coaches early days to properly develop them like the rest of vocal line. Exo-M gets a major overhaul. first of all, Henry Lau should be leader instead of kw and even tho Luhan/Jongdae are both main vocal, they should cut their parts up more so Yixing and Minseok (and Henry) can shine as well. M has great vocalists, they should be used and while Minseok is perfect at everything, his vocals are underrated by p much everyone. Zitao should be the only rapper besides Minseok sometimes. putting kw was a bad move bc Zitao is their best rapper (equal to and sometimes better than Chanyeol) and he shouldnt have been put as lead rapper. the reason i chose Henry as leader btw is because he's friendly, a musical genius, handsome, and older while not being too much older than the rest of the group. he also wasn't doing much in suju since elfs wouldnt let him join the group and suju-m was a shitshow. he was wasted in that group and it shouldnt have existed.

second point of change: Mama should have gotten a webtoon/comic series to go along with their debut. Exo literally started the lore/storyline concept (afaik but please correct me if another group had an overarching storyline like they did), so why not actually flesh out the world/characters from the Mama intro and What Is Love? like a comic would have suited their story perfectly and would have drawn in a lot of interest, leading to a better reception of their debut.

third point of change: minor outfit issues. the drop crotch pants were ugly, Kai's Wolf hair, the entire Wolf era actually (besides pink Yixing and rainbow Sehun), uh the noose on Junmyeon for Mama. like so many style problems

fourth point of change: Miracles in December. K ver should have been Baekhyun, Kyungsoo, and Junmyeon. M ver should have been Jongdae, Luhan, and Yixing. that's all.

Beginning Popularity and the Painful days (2013-2015): more changes! but mostly for promotions and schedules.

first point: Exo-M should have lived/worked in China, at least for six months out of the year. China was, and is, their biggest market and fanbase and they should have done more than like 3 Happy Camp episodes. They should have had more concerts and fanmeets and tv appearances in China, which also would have helped with the profit distribution and other issues. Tencent Video, iQiYi, and Youku all started around the time they debuted, and it would have been so easy to pitch a variety/reality show like Exo's Showtime to them, hell even a scripted show like Exo Next Door could have worked. Busking events and mini fanmeeting tours across China to replace music show appearances (ex. Boystory did a series of busking events which is along the lines of what I'm thinking of). i think doing that and maybe a shorter tour for Exoplanet 1 + 2 would have been better and allowed for more rest between cbs and schedules.

second point: 2014/2015 should have been the start of sm station songs, not necessarily the actual thing but the idea of members getting to make solo songs and mvs and release them. i think it would have helped with some of the creative frustration some members felt during that time (specifically Zitao). also they should have let members open solo youtube channels and soundclouds for the same reason.

third point: this era is important for visibility and impact so there should have been better quality schedules and more time for members to rest and heal. whats the point of having all those schedules if people are missing them constantly due to injuries or mental health issues?? better to have more memorable promotions than a lot of appearances. (i will never get over the fact that theres only ONE Call Me Baby stage with Zitao AND Yixing AND the fact that i will never hear the Chinese version live even tho Tao's parts are superior to the entire Korean version)

2016-2019: Lucky One, Monster, Lotto were great eras to continue the webtoon previously mentioned since so much lore was included in those mvs. other than that i have no issues really and the CBX debut was a great idea. no notes besides the fact that i would have had them do mvs more like Mama in that its all members but only their sub group sings instead of like Wolf or Growl where its ot12 in video and song.

THE WAR now here is where everything needs to change. besides Kai's hair (again bc sm never learns). so first of all, scrap Kokobop or make it a bside idc. its fun and all but the missed opportunity to make the Eve the title track makes me mad. and its not about the choreo bc i dont care about that, listen to the lyrics for both versions. its all about fighting a battle and the dawning of a new era and all that shit and it would have been so much better as the title for an album called THE WAR, not to mention the potential for the Exo storyline and perhaps even an X-Exo tease?? like the PLOT would have been immaculate (in my head anyway). Power is fine and gets no notes, wouldnt change anything especially the comic and album inclusions. oh also they should have worked around Yixing's schedule for The War

Tempo/Love Shot are also fine but i would have included more of the Exo storyline in the mvs and YIXING FOR LOVE SHOT. other than that, no notes. Yixing solo music, Jongdae solo music, Baekhyun solo music, SC are also all perfect.

Wildest years of their careers (2019-2021): SuperM was fine for Jopping but i would have changed the line up majorly (but thats for another day). also Obsession was perfect but i would have included the leaked footage. Junmyeon solo debut was also good (the solos are fine and i wouldnt really do anything with them changes wise). oh also how funny is it that Zitao did like two X-Exo concepts before Exo themselves (AB Style and AI). SuperM SuperOne was a mistake and shouldnt exist imo, like the songs are fine and i like some of them but there was no need to continue. Kai solo debut was also perfect and the nod to the Exo powers/lore was amazing

Don't Fight the Feeling was super cute and needed in Exo Planet and even though Yixing was a hologram, i was still happy to see/hear him. I would have done more promo for it but oh well, the Exo Arcade was good. Kyungsoo's solo debut should have had stages and performances even if it was just him alone in a room in the sm building. like there was no reason not to promote the album at all

2022: Exo Ladder was a really good idea and Junmyeon's Grey Suit was perfect. they were both the feel good content that Exols needed while there wasn't much going on. i would have had members maybe do a bit more solo/unit activities like maybe Sehun solo debut but it was pretty busy with Yixing's music and acting and Kyungsoo's show.

Minseok's solo album was decent, but personally i didn't vibe that much with the title or b-sides and I wish he had a better debut. but i wrote about that already when it came out.

small smtown mention: why the fuck didn't Yixing get to go bc he should have performed Love Shot with them bc he was there and he already knows the dance and he's a great vocal. like what the fuck sm

Future plans: SEHUN AND CHANYEOL SOLO DEBUTS, KAI3, KYUNGSOO2, MINSEOK2, JONGDAE ROCK ALBUM, EXO CB WITH YIXING, a totally self indulgent version of Phantom of the Opera with Jongdae as the Phantom and Le Sserafim Yunjin as Christine, SKY unit, Minseok/Sehun unit, my other self indulgent unit for Kai/Yuta/Joy.

overall thoughts: most of my changes are for early days and honestly i wouldnt change a lot in the later years besides capitalizing on the lore more and letting members have more freedom (creatively and personally). the divide between K/M should have been a little bit greater with only a few cbs in their career being ot12 since K and M were received and treated differently in multiple countries. i think maybe only the songs with lots of lore attached should be ot12 (thats with Henry btw). i think thats everything? if not, oh well its long enough anyway

[jongdaeslut]

drabble: the things chanyeol does for attention seriously (uh it’s not that bad more likely he just tried too hard for jongdae’s attention and now he’s just being punished for it)

pairing: chanyeol/chen

rating: mature

warnings: a lil bit of humiliation some unimpressive spanking it’s not too interesting

“jesus christ, chanyeol, you’re crying already? you’re a fucking embarrassment.” 

chanyeol is on the bed, on his hands and knees, ass exposed and red after sixteen strikes from jongdae. chanyeol had thought he’d been holding up pretty well. apparently jongdae disagreed.

“i’m not crying,” chanyeol grumbles, even though he is because jongdae hasn’t been holding back even a little and it fucking hurts. he reaches for a pillow and buries his face in it so jongdae can’t see. “it’s fine. ‘m fine.”

jongdae won’t have any of that, though. he grabs a fistful of chanyeol’s hair and pulls hard, lifting chanyeol’s face so he can see his eyes, already red and swollen. he tuts at him, and chanyeol feels his face color. “sehun wouldn’t be crying, you know.” chanyeol does know that. he wishes he didn’t. “sehun could last longer than this, much longer. you’re pathetic, you know that? you wanted my attention, you have it, and now you’re fucking crying because you’re too weak to take it.”

“i’m not -” chanyeol’s voice catches in his throat. “i’m better than sehun.”

“then prove it,” jongdae tells him, and chanyeol nods. 

“okay,” he whispers.

jongdae lips curve up into a smile. he looks cold and cruel and chanyeol feels his cock twitch despite himself. “start from one, chanyeol.”

and chanyeol does.

[mybiasisexo]

I have interesting topic to discuss… feel free to ignore if u don’t feel comfortable btw

So, obviously ik that the idols’ sexualities are none of our business. Like I totally understand that through and through. But I hate how so fans just assume that sexuality is black and white. Or in this case gay or straight.

I think some people forget that sexuality is a SPECTRUM and it’s not as clear cut as they think it is. I’ll use the exos as an example.

Obviously, the exos have incredible bond with each other. And I know that they view each other as family. But at the same time, I wouldn’t be surprised if one or so members felt something more another member(s). I mean, they all lived in close spaces together for over a decade, so it wouldn’t be surprising.

But at the same time, there are ppl who know what they like and they stick to it, and there are some whose likes and dislikes change over time. And then there are some who haven’t figure it out yet. And that’s okay. So, I don’t assume that all of the exos are 100% straight. B/c sexuality is a spectrum and there are multiple different types that someone could identity with. Yes, all of them have mentioned females when it comes to their ideal types but u have to remember that they live in SK, a very conservative country. And they’re selling an image more than anything else.

I apologize if that came out of nowhere or if it came out wrong. This topic has been on my mind lately and I just needed to share, ya know?

I feel like its normal for people to be curious about others sexuality. I understand why its like rude to assume or to get too curious ig, but wondering shouldnt be as taboo as it is. Only when it gets out of hand (like hardcore shippers or the whole thing that happened with karina cause that was honestly wild ngl!)

When it comes to the members sexualities.... idk. theres only like 2 members Ive ever been like 'hmm 👀'. but as you said, sexuality is a spectrum and so i wouldnt be surprised if any of them ever came out. idk if that will ever happen, cause, like you said, their country isnt the most welcoming when it comes to lgbt. and i mean, if they could drop jongdae for his hetero relationship, i can only imagine the blood bath that would occur if any of them walked out with another man--even if it was a member 😭

the one thing i do know, is that they are rina-sexual (thats me. they all wont me lmaooo)