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Everybody shut the fuck up and watch this cute Tucker-Caboose interaction omg I love them so much
#jadey speaks#rvb#red vs blue#holy shit they make me feral#GOD THIS IS SO CUTE#lavernius tucker#micheal j caboose#rvb tucker#rvb caboose
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The amazing full Bochum performance btw
#jj is speaking#starlight express#stex electra#electra starlight express#cb the red caboose#greaseball the diesel#stex greaseball#starlight express greaseball#cb starlight express#cb stex#one rock n roll too many#stex bochum#starlight express bochum
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@redvsbluesecretsanta for @eyeaball!
they asked for something with donut, or with kai and caboose being friends, so i kinda melded those together into this, and then the rest of blue team wanted to participateâŠ
the formatting for this was done using @sabotourist's chatlog formatting code! ty again so much raven for helping with troubleshooting! i know usually i like to put my writing both on here and on ao3 so ppl can choose where to read it but bc of the formatting this can only be read on ao3.
#rvb secret santa#red vs blue secret santa 2024#frankin donut#michael caboose#kaikaina grif#rvb#chromatic writing#its still the 26th in some places okay. im on time.#i saved all the editing and code stuff until right before i was uploading it. which should have been fine. two days is more than enough tim#except for the fact that yesterday i had a fever of over 100 and my throat is so sore and swollen i can hardly speak...........#and now i have to switch with chi so he can put the finishing touches on his piece and upload it..... lol.......................#its my fault for procastinating but without being sick it really would have taken me like 2 hours tops. oh well.#anyway i hope you enjoy it was fun to write. i LOVE trying to nail down characters texting voices#i hope they come through#you know me i could go on and on about the decisions i make in my writing lol
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Reds and Blues, D&D Style
Simmons: Chthonic Tiefling Wizard with a Scribe background and Evoker subclass
Caboose: Cloud Giant Goliath Wizard with a Hermit background and Necromancer subclass
Grif: Hill Dwarf Bard with an Entertainer background and College of Lore subclass
Sarge: Rock Gnome Barbarian with a Sailor background and Path of the Berserker Subclass
Tucker: Blue Dragonborn Fighter with a Guard background and Champion subclass
Church: Aasimar Sorcerer with a Sage background and Clockwork Sorcery (Alpha)/Aberrant Sorcery (Epsilon) subclasses
Donut: Lightfoot Halfling Warlock with a Farmer background and Great Old One Patron subclass
Wash: Elf Rogue with a Wayfarer background and Soulknife subclass
Doc: Human Cleric with an Acolyte background and Life Domain subclass for himself, but a Charlatan background and Trickery Domain subclass for O'Malley
Lopez: Human Druid with an Artisan background and Circle of the Stars subclass
Tex: Half-Orc Ranger with a Soldier background and Hunter subclass
Carolina: Half-Elf Monk with a Noble background and Warrior of the Open Hand subclass
Locus: Orc Paladin with a Criminal background and Oath of Vengeance subclass (changes to the Oath of Devotion after his Heel Face Turn)
Sister: Hill Dwarf Bard with an Entertainer background and College of Dance subclass
#Red vs. Blue#Richard Simmons#Michael J. Caboose#Dexter Grif#RVB Sarge#Lavernius Tucker#Leonard L. Church#Franklin Delano Donut#Agent Washington#Frank DuFresne#RVB Lopez#Agent Texas#Agent Carolina#RVB Locus#Kaikaina Grif#i just find the idea of Lopez the robot being a human druid very funny#he ONLY speaks Druidic though so no one understands him here either#Donut pretty much literally got a Great Old One Patron in canon with Chrovos#Shh i know they got rid of the School of Necromancy subclass i simply do not accept it#when i say Sarge was a Sailor i mean he was a Pirate obviously#Wash had one Wood Elf parent and one Drow parent#Carolina has a High Elf father and had a human mother
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After much deliberation, I have decided on confiscating the Hip Hoppersâ phone and only allowing them to use it for the appointed hour long FaceTime sessions with the Rockies from @cinnamon-badger âs yard.
This will continue until much more improvements from all three of them.
Iâm not mad, Iâm just disappointed. -_-
#killerwatt speaking#starlight express#stex killerwatt#killerwatt the security truck#stex hip hoppers#stex cb#cb the red caboose
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look at this handsome man
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S19 Mini Theory - Staff of Charon Fight
Okay, so I was rewatching some S13 stuff for funsies (a funny af "shotgun" moment). . . but I kept watching to the end. So here's a theory I had before, but now it's changed up a bit because I was wrong about the ORDER... and now I'm actually kind of flipping my shit just a touch if I'm right. I'll add a read more break here:
So lemme just start off all of this Preamble saying, IF we actually get to see the Staff of Charon fight, which was possibly teased by the Simulation run teaser Church was doing... Then this is my new theory for this fight (Which I assume will be at the very beginning of the movie). Okay, so at the end, Church is giving his little speech and saying how this is gonna have to be his last real moment with everyone. He's got to 'deconstruct' himself, and that the fragments he leaves behind will help them all get through the fight. When he says this, the fragments flash on the screen in a particular line up order. . . which also line up with certain characters in the same shot. A line up I was originally got wrong. This is the line up:
There are 6 fragments and technically six characters in this shot. When I first thought how the fight would go, I imagined some people would get some of the fragments somehow. I wasn't sure how it would be done until Church basically said he'd have to break himself up, but I digress. One of my first assumptions was that Delta would go to Simmons. He's typically the "smart" one and Delta is a logical AI. I also assumed this because I figured there might be a Holo-Lock they'd have to break through and so far, Simmon's is usually called to lock-pick a door. (*coughYorkVibescough*) Now however... After seeing this shot? HO-LY Fuck. Delta staying with Tucker makes sense. He's going to need a logical voice helping him with that suit. He'll be able to do his Big Damn Hero thing but with also with a calculated precision Delta can give him. Theta, almost invisible but there in between Tucker and Caboose, would go to Caboose. They are both childlike and find a lot of things scary, but Caboose is also good at not letting those scary things get to him. Theta will be able to protect him, I feel. Gamma with Lopez. I don't think I need to expand much on this. The Twins - Eta and Iota. . . Would go to Doc and O'Malley. Two Minds. Sarge getting Sigma somewhat surprised me, but after mulling it over, I realized that Sarge has always had the fiery passion of battle burn in his heart. I feel this will help keep Sarge sharp and speedy, and possibly we may even see him use his shotgun with new strategy.
Which leaves Omega with Simmons. This kind of shocked me at first. But then, again, taking a moment to reflect on it, this could possibly be fitting. Simmons can fight fairly well as it is, however, he can crack under pressure pretty fast. I feel like Omega is going to drive him to keep fighting even when shit looks really bad. He may even lose a bit of fear. He already seems to have a penchant for fighting - he enjoys it. He also at some point when Omega was a threat before, made sure to prep himself mentally in case Omega jumped back into him.
Of course, this is all speculation and theory over a fight that may or may not happen . . . but like, after that teaser with Church, I feel like if we DONT get that epic fight we're getting kinda robbed. But if I'm right about this, just. . . holy fuck. Anywho, regardless of all of this, I also have this far out/introspective Comic Idea that takes place at this moment. I'm going to call it an AU at this point because we get S19 in a month. But I wanna see if I can get the comic done before then. Let's say Church has one last internal conversation with someone, and gives them a temporary promotion... providing they help him and step their lazy ass up.
#RVB#rvb#Red vs Blue#lavernius tucker#Sarge#dick simmons#dexter grif#michael j caboose#doc o'malley#lopez the heavy#not sure how likely this is but i think it's neat#but equally as highly unlikely is#that I think I could live with S15-17 being RetConned IF and only IF Church actually gave Grif the memories of those Simulations#As like I dunno a motivator or something#Being like 'Hey Asshole I ran over a thousand simulations and these are some of my favs where you're not like a total failure'#Thus Grif gets to be able to speak Spanish again#among other things#Gains and then Mourns Huggins like 'I'm not crying your crying'#more bullshit later
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Caboose is Sargeâs favorite blue and Donut is Churchâs favorite red
#jadey speaks#rvb#red vs blue#rvb caboose#rvb sarge#rvb church#rvb donut#the team leaders like the dumb ones đ
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God I want this train dead

(I love him so much)
#jj is speaking#starlight express#stex#cb the red caboose#stex caboose#self ship#f/o#f/o community#selfship community
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*on the verge of falling off of rjw train*
#standing on the caboose looking at the railway tracks as we speak#real life happened#and this cactus is a bit too big for me to eat#and the topic is a bit too far-fetched to belong to any of the tropes imo
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and even if he would, he wouldn't say it like that
"incorrect quotes" yeah they sure are. he would not fucking say that
#not salty about the caboose incorrect quote#okay that's a lie i am#it's just. he has a *voice* and specific way of speaking#and it's like yoda if you're reading you know if the voice just isn't *right* but you can't always express *why* it's not right
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Wait with all this funny rt stuff happening now is the perfect time to show u my shrimp Caboose who i found out just the other day should have been named Tucker instead for funny mpreg joke. Look at him hes so eggnant

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october so far
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Blood Gulch Rules of Inter-team Interaction #256 : A Red Soldier in ORANGE armor is allowed to kidnap/steal/confiscate a Blue Soldier in YELLOW armor for team moral, patience and sanity. Blue soldiers in YELLOW armor will be safely returned to Blue team after moral, patience and sanity improve.
Technically speaking, the rule was written with the assumption that it would apply to Kai and only Kai. Rule number two-fifty-six existed solely so both teams had an excuse to let Grif and his sister hang out without having to deal with the hassle of 'hostage exchange' and surrendering over and over. And to get Kai out of Blue base when Church couldn't stand her AND Caboose at the same time. But Simmons triple checked and, you know, technically speaking, Washington does wear yellow armor. So it totally counts. Suck it Blue!
#rvb#red vs blue#rvb grif#rvb wash#rvb washington#wrif#my art#batsy art#theyre sooo goofy to me#wash gets to deal with his thing for bigger guys who can heft him like a sack of potatoes grif gets someone who appreciates crazy straws#what more could you want#nice fun lil doodle to do post commissions bc the mental image of wash lazily draped over grif's shoulder was just too good to not draw out#im love drawing goofy lil dynamics like this genuinely#theyre dolls and im smushing them together#rarepair week lives on in my soul bc i had so much fun doing it so now im just making it my mission to draw silly pairings left n right
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A Tidy Timeline
[Read on AO3]
Continuation of Cleaning up the Timeline
[5k words - Poly!Lads x Reader: some fluff and sweetness, beach house shenanigans, Protective Caleb and Xavier, Sassy Rafayel]
[Part One]
Tags: Fluff, Love, Polyamory, Island life

A New Addition
During your last stay at the beach house, you hadnât seen much more than the bedroom, the living room and the beach. Now, during this trip, youâre determined to explore. You have a few days left until you all have to head home, and youâre planning on making the most of it.Â
Thereâs a small town nearby, a decent drive away to keep your little bungalow isolated and private. The island is tiny and so shopping there is restricted to local goods and overpriced imported items brought in by boat.Â
Caleb looks out of place in his white tank top and aviator sunglasses. Like a streetwear model instead of a beachy tourist. He browses the stalls of the market street, admiring the trinkets made of shells and bundles of sea salt.Â
Xavier lingers at your side, having claimed your hand the moment you stepped out of the car and keeping it. His large sunhat partially shades you, and his pale blue flip flops tap tap tap with every step. He doesnât seem very interested in the stall of coconut knick knacks youâve stopped to look at, and instead seems to be surveying the street. His sharp eyes scan the nooks and crannies with more intensity than you think necessary.Â
âPipsquaeak look!â Caleb calls from the next stall over, picking up a large jar of sea salt heâs just purchased. âThe woman said she harvested it just yesterday, wonât this be great on those filets we got?â
Rafayel had offered Caleb a string of large mahi mahi as an apology for scaring him. He reiterated that he had no intention of drowning anyoneâ that was, unless Caleb was into that sort of thing.Â
You examine the large salt crystals for a moment, âIsnât this like ten years worth of salt here?â
âWith how much this family eats? Hardly.â Caleb replies with a warm laugh. He tucks the jar into his shoulder bag and turns, taking your free hand to lead you down the row.Â
Your heart blooms in warmth at the mention of family. Of course youâve thought about what to call this web youâve found yourself in. This group that youâve forged and chosen. A polycule is the technical term, but it doesnât sit right in you. Itâs too cold, too clinical.Â
The effortless way Caleb says family slots like a missing piece inside you, and you realize thatâs it. Itâs a family.
Caleb leads you like the engine, while Xavier stays the caboose in this little choo-choo train you make. He stops in front of a fruit vendor, baskets overflowing with vibrant tropical fruits. Some you recognize, and some you donât.Â
âOh~â Caleb sing-songs as he plucks a large mango from the display and lifts it to test the ripeness with his thumb, âThese would be good as a snack, yeah? Theyâre homegrown and organic.â
Silently, Xavier lets go of your hand, walking across the open street to a stall. You linger next to Caleb, examining fruit that he offers you before filling a bag with them.
You add a few other fruits to the bag, and giggle softly when Caleb eagerly talks about how he might prepare them. Heâs more carefree right now than you ever remember him being.Â
âSylus likes fruit salad, but nothing too sour.â You mention while Caleb pays. The brunette looks over his shoulder at you and then purses his lips as he thinks for a moment.Â
âHe mentioned not like spicy things either.â Caleb says as he places one arm around your waist as you walk to the next stall. âWhereâd Xavier go?â
Speak of the devil, your blond paramour reappears. Two straw hats in his hands. He lifts on and places it on the top of your head and then lifts the other onto Caleb. Xavier seems pleased with the look heâs put together, and nods, âThe sun is strong here.â
You adjust the hat to sit better on your head and smile, âNow we match. So, if we get separated, Iâll just look for the sunhats in the crowd!â
So, you got separated. Itâs not your fault. You know that much, and you stew in your smugness as you sip at a plastic bag filled with some brightly colored juice. The bendy straw is a whimsical spiral and the flavor is oddly tart yet perfectly sweet.
How you managed to get lost from arguably the clingiest of your lovers is a feat, truly. Xavier got enlisted in helping an elderly couple bring in boxes inside their store, and, of course, Caleb couldnât be shown up. He handed you his bag and his juice and told you to wait there.Â
Itâs not your fault that a shop across the street started shouting about a sale, and waving around necklaces sparkly enough to blind you. You had the bag, and therefore the money and wouldnât they love it if you got them some matching necklaces to go with your matching hats?
Your perfectly pure intentions lead you to buying six necklaces made of sea glass and pearlsâ saving a few bucks by buying in bulk. That leads you a little further down the road, to a stall with some adorable little sculptures made from coconut shells. They had one of a mermaid, and you couldnât not buy it.Â
By the time you returned to the spot you were supposed to wait, both Caleb and Xavier were gone. You stayed there for a few minutes, but quickly got bored and decided to search for them. Not the best idea, but this was hardly a dangerous place.Â
Now, nearly an hour later, youâre tired, hot, and want to go home. The bag on your shoulder is heavy and digging into you. Youâve taken refuge in a small alleyway between buildings, one of the few shady spots here at the market.Â
You watch as people walk by, fewer and fewer as time passes. Many stalls have closed for the midday heat, and have signs letting patrons know when theyâll reopen. Youâre not worried, not yet.Â
Itâs odd, being alone. You havenât been alone in a long time, and itâs starting to build slowly inside you. Even when your boys arenât home, Mephisto is. The crowâs absence is felt. Despite how often you complain, you like MephieâŠand if he were here, at the very least you know Sylus isnât far behind.Â
For a moment, you think youâre hearing things. A figment of your wandering imagination wishing for that avian nuisance following you around, because you hear a small coo. Almost a croak, and instinctively you look up. Searching the edges of the rooftops, the powerlines, and the canopies.Â
You scoff at yourself. Mephisto is back at home, in the care of Luke and Kieran and probably loving every minute of it. Youâre being silly.Â
Except, you hear it again. And this time youâre not lost in thought and you realize itâs coming from behind you. Tossing the empty drink in the trash, you turn. Waiting to hear it again.Â
Itâs quiet, and only audible because the crowd has dwindled down. Thereâs a stack of crates midway down the alley, next to a metal door. As you approach, you hear the sound again and realize you recognize it now that itâs close.Â
A cat. A kitten. Itâs a tiny thing, with pointed ears and patches of white, brown and black. Its little, green eyes assess you sharply as you crouch down nearby, and it lets out a warning hiss.
Itâs not a baby. Old enough to be away from its mother, but barely. You can tell itâs malnourished, the lines of its hips too sharp.Â
You click your tongue a few times, offering your hand gently, âPoor babyâŠâ You coo, â You hungry?â
The kitten draws back at first, mewing softly, and then slowly, tentatively creeps forward to sniff you. You can feel the soft puffs of air as it grows more confident sniffing you.Â
From your bag, you pull out a little trail mix packet. Who knows how long itâs been sitting at the bottom of the tote, and itâs hardly a good treat for a cat, but itâs something.Â
The little kitten watches you, eyes wide and eager as it hears the crinkle of the packaging. You hold out a little piece of almond, hopeful. They sniff it once, and then look up at you with an almost unimpressed look.
âDonât give me that look,â You giggle, wiggling the nut closer, âItâs all I got right now, câmon. If you let me pick you up, Iâll take you somewhere you can get a real feast.â
Itâs silly to think the little kitten will understand you, and you realize that you may have underestimated their hunger. Because they nibble weakly at the almond, scraping it with their tiny, baby teeth.Â
You frown, heart panging in pity. Moving as slowly as you can, you reach out and pet the top of their head. They feel scratchy and coated in dirt, which almost twists the knife deeper.
It takes a few moments for the kitten to let you pick them up. You tuck them close to your chest, trying to make them feel secure because who knows if theyâve ever been held before?
You return to the street with more purpose, looking one way and then turning to look the other. With fewer people, itâs easier to see down the long length of the marketplace, and to your palpable relief you see Xavierâs large sun hat.Â
Your relief is short lived when you see the Lightblade in his hand, and heâs got this dangerous, predatory look in his eyes. Caleb is only a few feet away, stalking through the dispersing crowd, peering down alley ways and pausing at poor passerbyâs to speak harshly to them.Â
Their harsh aura is dwindled by the hats on their head, but you figure they kept them so you would be able to find them easier.Â
âCaleb!â You shout happily, âXavier!â
Struck simultaneously with a shock of lightning, their gazes snap to you. Caleb bolts towards you, running full tilt until heâs practically crashing into you.Â
âCareful!â You cry, holding out an elbow to prevent the massive man from hurting the little bundle in your arms.Â
âWhere did you go!?â Caleb draws away from his momentary hug to grab your shoulders, leaning over to put his face level with yours. âAre you trying to kill me? You want me to have a heart attack and die, is that it?â
Xavier doesnât let his Lightblade dissipate until heâs within reach. You hear his relieved sigh just as you feel his palm touch the side of your face, âWhy didnât you stay put? What happened?â
âGeez!â You hiss, scowling slightly, âI went to look at some stuff! I didnât realize it was such a crime!â
Caleb huffed and let go of you, running his hands through his hair like he canât believe what heâs hearing. âWe were worried sick! Pips, the last time you disappeared like that Ever had you! I thought Xavier was gonnaâ commit mass homicide!â
âThey all could be working for them.â Xavierâs voice was quiet, but cut through the air as he explained his motivation.
Your spark of irritation fades as you realize the horrible mistake youâve made. âIâm sorryâŠIâŠI wasnât thinking.â
Caleb reaches back out to you, pulling you into another embrace. He grabs you with his left hand first, squeezing you and then following it with his right. Surrounding you with the trunk of his arms.
He smells faintly of sweat, but that underlying musk that youâd recognize anywhere. It was the smell that would lull you back to sleep after nightmaresâ when youâd sneak out of your bed and climb into his. The smell on the collar of his jackets that heâd drape across you whenever you were cold.Â
Thereâs a part of you that still canât believe heâs real. That heâs here.Â
A soft mew from your arms has Caleb pulling away, he looks down in confusion at youâ like you were the one that meowed.Â
âWhoâs this?â Xavier asks the minute the kitten lifts their head. The blond reaches out and gently scratches the top of the fluffy babyâs head.Â
âI found them in an alley.â You explain, shifting them slightly to show them better, and they even meow softly. âPoor baby is hungry and filthy. I thoughtâ maybe - we could bring them home?â
Xavierâs face lights up, and bends down to examine the kitten closer. âOf course we can. Do you want me to carry them?â
âI can,â You reply, and then shift the bag, âIf one of you can take the bag?â
Caleb reaches out with his right hand and easily takes it from you, sliding it onto his shoulder and then reaching out to adjust your hat a bit. âIâll put a bell on you next time, pips. Now câmon, letâs head back.â
âNo!â Rafayel barks out the second you step inside. He lurches up from the couch and points at the cat in your arms accusingly, âNo beasts allowed in the house!â
Caleb took your hats and your goods to put them away while Xavier headed upstairs.Â
The kitten stiffens slightly at Rafayelâs hollering, and you cradle it closer. âItâs just a baby, Rafayel.â
âYou were at the market for a while,â Zayne comments as he walks over to greet you. A gentle hand on your back and then a kiss pressed to your temple, âI see why now.â
You laugh gently, âWell, I got lost for a little bit there, but I found this little guy. You wanna help me give them a bath?â
âLet me see them,â Zayne says, lifting his hands and taking the kitten. He holds them up, examining them from side to side, under their belly and along their tail. âTheyâre quite thin, and probably have fleas. Also, itâs a girl.â
âAww!â You squeal, gently taking the kitten back and resisting the urge to nuzzle your face against hers with every fiber of your being. âA little girl! So cute!â
âThis is mutiny!â Rafayel says from the other side of the room, standing behind one of the chairs and frowning at you. âWe should hold a vote. I vote the monster leaves, whoâs with me?â
âI think youâre on your own there,â Caleb responds as he reenters the room. âBut we can vote if you want to.â
Xavier scurries back down the stairs holding a large fluffy towel, âI filled the tub with some warm water, and I found some of the scentless soap we can use.â
Your heart swells like an oversoaked sponge with how gently Xavier bundles up the kitten and holds her close to his chest. He wraps the towel around her and begins to rub away the worst of the dirt around her head and ears.Â
âThat wonât remove the fleas, but itâs better than nothing.â Zayne says as he tilts his head to look at the softly mewing kitten.
âIâll boil some chicken or something, or is fish better?â Caleb asks, coming to stand behind you.Â
âHey! Whatâs with the welcome wagon?â Rafayel whined, coming out from behind the chair to stand a bit closer. âWe havenât voted yet.â
You give Rafayel a look, âI vote we keep her.â
âHear, hear.â Caleb concurs, leaning down to press a kiss to your hair. âIâll get started on something to eat for her.â
Xavier looked over to Rafayel with a challenging smirk, âI also vote we keep her.â
You follow the blond when he walks back towards the stairs, and you hear Rafayelâs scoff of disbelief. âThatâs only half the vote, itâs still undecided.â
Zayne just shakes his head and heads to the kitchen to help. Youâre not sure where Rafayelâs aversion to felines came from, as you canât remember him having issues in the Sanctuary with the little cats that would roam about.Â
Over time, it feels like more and more memories are coming back. At night, you dream about the sanctuary, the smell of the wet stones and moss. The sound of the crackling fire. Some mornings, before you open your eyes, youâre not sure what world youâll wake up in.Â
You want to bring it up to the others, and you willâ you willâ but not yet. You donât know whether itâs simply missing that life from before, or something else. And, knowing your lovers, theyâll worry over it when it might be nothing at all.Â
Giving a kitten a bath is an equally frustrating and hilarious experience. You and Xavier take turns holding the poor kitten while the other runs a rag over its poor sodden fur. The water tints into a sandy taupe color and you have to empty it twice before youâre satisfied the kitten is clean.Â
Youâve got mementos for the experience. Tiny little scratches on your arms and hands as the kitten fought back. You can hardly blame her. Although the water was warm, it was likely the first real bath sheâd ever had.Â
Xavier dries her off while you hold her, and heâs frowning firmly, âThat was no way for a young lady to act. Hurting my bunny like that would get some others in big trouble.â
His words would be a threat if they werenât said in such a cute tone. The kitten mewls in response, like she is saying sheâs sorry as Xavier rubs her head with a dry towel. When he pulls it away, the kitten is fluffed up, almost a ball with all the fur standing up. Xavier makes small cooing sounds as he rubs behind the kittenâs ear.
âShe was just scared, werenât you baby?â You coo, lifting the now clean kitty to your cheek. âPoor little thing.â
Once sheâs dry, you hold the little calico close to your chest and head back downstairs. The scent of cooking food meets your nose and you can tell she can smell it too because her head perks up, ears pointing upwards.Â
âWhatâs this?â Sylus says with a playful smirk, somehow silently coming up from behind you. âA kitten for the kitten?â
You grin lift the kitten up to Sylusâ eyeline, âIsnât she cute? I found her in the market!â
âI heard,â He says, tilting his head to the side to size up the little girl in your hands. âI also heard that you gave our prince quite the scare.â
You huff softly and cradle the kitten once more, âCalebâs such a snitch.â
âNot a snitch!â Caleb chimes in from the kitchen, finishing shredding up a bland chicken breast into tiny pieces. âIâm a loving, caring member of this family who prioritizes communication. I was practicing my communication skills by telling Sylus what a troublemaker you are.â
Sylus looks over his shoulder, a fond sort of amusement playing in his carmine eyes. The dynamic between the two tallest members of your love pack has been interesting to watch develop, to say the least. They both take up a large amount of space, both physically and in sheer presence. However, thereâs something soft about them. Like two gentle giants that treat each other with tenderness instead of teeth.Â
âLook at her though!â You say defensively, pouting your lower lip, âIf I hadn't wandered off, I never would have found her, and who knows how long sheâs been all alone out there.â
âAppealing to pity will only work so far, sweetie.â Sylus lifts his hand, gently scratching the kitten under her chin. His eyes crinkle slightly, and you know heâs hooked.
Avoiding a punishment for now, you go to the kitchen and sit the calico down onto the counter, where her plate awaits. Caleb used one of the saucer from one of the teacups. A little floral dish with baby blue and orange flowers decorating the rim.Â
Caleb folds his arms on the edge of the counter and leans on them, watching intently as the kitten sniffs at his creation. Tiny bits of chicken and a little scoop of rice, with a tiny garnish of blueberries.Â
âSo, I assume we are keeping her?â Zayne asks, coming to stand behind you and Caleb. Another addition to the calicoâs eager audience.Â
âOf course, look at her.â You coo, leaning next to Caleb so your shoulders touch, âI would die for her.â
Calebâs head snaps to look at you and he laughs a little nervously, âLetâs not get too carried away pipsqueak.â
âSheâll need to see a vet sooner rather than later.â Zayne says thoughtfully, âIf sheâs a stray then she hasnât had any vaccinations, and we should get her microchipped too.â
You smile happily, buzzing with excitement. Ever the caretaker, Zayne has immediately jumped at opportunity, and rambles on about the new necessities youâll all need for the newest addition.Â
âWe can get her a little collar too.â Xavier adds as he walks to the other side of the counter. He places a small bowl of water slowly in front of the kitten, and smiles warmly when she diverts from her examination of the chicken to begin drinking eagerly.Â
âWe should name her first,â You say, resisting the urge to reach out and pet her. âSheâs a sweet girl. It didnât take much convincing to get her to trust me.â
âWeâre not naming it.â Rafayel huffs from the couch, slouched and pouting. Heâs got his arms crossed, and he refuses to look at you or the cat. âBecause weâre not keeping it.â
You stand up and go over to him. Despite his sour, frowning expression, he instinctively opens up for you. Letting you climb into his lap with open arms that wind around your waist. âDonât worry Raf, weâre not replacing you.â
Rafayel scoffs against your neck, and leans in to nip at you. âDonât be dumb. You could never replace me with something like that. They canât be trusted. Theyâll show you affection one minute and then turn around and try to kill you the next.â
You giggle at his grumbly response, âThis one is just a baby. We can raise her to be nice, canât we?â
Rafayelâs arms tighten around you, and heâs quiet for a moment. You can feel the heat of his breath as he exhales heavily against your throat. He mumbles, giving you a small kiss, âDonât say it like thatâŠitâs not a baby.â
The last few days of your trip are spent taking turns caring for your newest additions. Itâs hilarious, all their different kitty-parenting styles. You found some cat food, litter, and some toys at one of the small stores on the island, and itâs enough to get you until the flight home.
Xavier talks a big game but heâs a complete pushover. Heâll scold the little calico for being too rough when they play and then, when she looks up at him with those large, green eyes, heâs the one that ends up apologizing and feeding her little treats.Â
His frequent naps make him a favorite for the kitten, and youâve found her hidden under his chin, snoozing happily twice.Â
Zayne is a strict, no-nonsense cat parent. He sets up a veterinary visit for the day after you return home, and even performs his own little physical. You had to hold your breath to stop from keeling over as you watched Sylus hold the kitten up, exposing her belly so Zayne could press his stethoscope there.Â
The doctor doesnât seek out the kitten very much, but you can see the eagerness in his eyes whenever she gets close. A sort of shimmery excitement whenever she gets close enough to pet. Heâs never been good with animals before, and so the first time the kitten rubs against his leg and mews for attention Zayne is shocked.Â
Sylus likes playing with the kitten. His favorite is the stick with feathers dangling from the string. You swear, he could spend hours dragging it along the floor and snatching it away just as she pounces. At times, he laughsâ completely enamoured with the kittenâs cutenessâ and others, heâs very serious. He looks very determined as he dangles the toy just out of reach, like heâs teaching her how to hunt.Â
His broad shoulders make a perfect perch, and you worry that Mephisto will get jealous if he sees the kitten sitting so comfortably there. Itâs quite a sight, and youâve maxed your storage with how many pictures youâve taken these past couple days.Â
Caleb is doting and attentive. Despite the kitten eating her kibble like a champ, he worries about her nutrition. The floral saucer has become her plate, and every meal time you see an extra pot on the stoveâ another chicken breast for the little girl, he says.Â
Heâs a worry-wort too. That first night, when you all went to bed, the kitten decided it was the perfect opportunity to explore. You could feel Calebâs anxiety from beside you. Every little noise, he would lift his head, âIs she okay? Do you think sheâs lost? What if sheâs not sleeping?â
After about the tenth time, Sylus grabbed Calebâs head, pushed it back down to the pillow, and climbed out of bed. A few minutes passed, and Sylus returned, carrying the less-than-happy kitten.Â
Caleb tucked the kitten in the miniscule space between yours and his head, and finally settled. Petting her gently until she fell asleep. Despite your own exhaustion, you stayed awake to watch. The sleepy tenderness in his eyes is mesmerizing, like the slow, lazy spiral of a galaxy.Â
As for Rafayel, itâs like the kitten can tell heâs not sure about her. She doesnât approach him, but sheâs always in the same room. Lingering like a threat. You worry all sheâs using the hunting lessons from Sylus to stalk the resident fishie.Â
So itâs surprising, when on your last day at the beach house, you come inside from an afternoon at the beach to find Rafayel napping on the couch, and the kitten curled up on his chest. Heâs laying flat on his back, one arm thrown over his eyes and snoring ever so slightly.Â
The kitten must have jumped up after he fell asleep. Sheâs curled up tight into a ball, right on his diaphragm, and so with every inhale she lifts and every exhale she falls. Her little rounded ear twitches as you approach, and she lifts her head. Blinking up at you slowly, you give her a few pets and then head to the kitchen.Â
Sylus enters just after you. The bridge of his nose and the tops of his shoulders are rosy and red, having evaded Zayne and his dreaded sunscreen. âThat didnât take long.â
You chuckle as you drink from a water bottle, âSheâs such a charmer isnât she?â
Sylus hums softly, and places an arm around your waist. When you turn to look up at him, heâs wearing a rare expression. One that lifts his usually furrowed brow, and lightens the danger in his eyes. Itâs open, warm, and so full of adoration that you can feel it in your chest like a physical touch.Â
âShe takes after you, sweetie.â Sylus says, almost a whisper, and lifts your chin to kiss you. A brief press of the lips, meant to be chaste, but heâs a gluttonous man. A greedy fiend, and he canât help himself but go back for more. One more taste. One more lingering touch.Â
Sylus is warmed by the sun, and tastes faintly of salt from the sea. You miss the days when his kisses held the flavor of smokeâ bitter almost with the linger of oak and pine.Â
From the couch, you hear Rafayel stir. You lean against Sylusâ chest while you peek over. The sea god hums in his sleep and moves to roll over, and only realizes the kitten is there at the last second. He freezes, on hand on the little ball of fur. With little deliberation, he pulls the calico close like a stuffed animal and rolls onto his side facing the back of the couch.Â
You hear a soft meow of protest, but the kitten doesnât fight his hold any more than that.Â
âLike I said,â Sylus whispers in your ear, âItâs the spitting image of you.â
Playfully, you smack his chest, and feel the sand sticking to him there. âAlright, thatâs enough of that. Letâs go get cleaned up, I wannaâ make dinner tonight.â
Sylusâ smile could topple empires, and he obediently lets you take his hand and drag him towards the bedroom. âOf course, kitten.â
You feel a little bad for Caleb, because while the rest of you sleep off the rather exhausting holiday in the cabin, heâs piloting. The kitten refuses to sit anywhere besides Zayneâs lap for some reason, and he takes the job very seriously. He keeps one hand curled around her bottom, while the other rests protectively over her back. Oh, to be that little kitten, curled up in the doctorâs hands.Â
When you arrive home, you eagerly show the kitten around. Showing her all the different bedrooms, the places she can hide and play. You show her your bedroom and the massively oversized bed. You know Sylus has probably already ordered some ostentatious bed for her, but you doubt sheâll use it.Â
As if you couldnât adore her more, she talks to you. Of course not words, but sheâs a chatty little thing. Meowing and mewing like sheâs responding to you. When you ask a question, she answers. A short little chirp here, or a longer more drawn out meow there.Â
The only issue is that no one can decide on a name for her, it seems. Xavier offered the name Andromeda, but Rafayel vetoed thatâ claiming it was far too fancy for a cat. The sea god countered with Tuna, which was met with a tepid response.Â
Zayne offers insane names like Metoprolol and Verapamil. It doesnât surprise you, knowing the little squirrel named Clopidigrel. You assume those names are also heart related medications, and you seriously debate using one of them.Â
Caleb vehemently vetoes them though, arguing that it should be something simple. Something cute, like Melon or Snowflake. You agree that those names are cute, but they donât really fit her. Sheâs not fully white, so no Snowflake.Â
You donât mention the list of names you know Caleb has on his phone.Â
Sylus tries his best to convince the group to use the name Belia. It takes a moment for you to realize where it came from, but eventually Sylus mentions Mephisto and it clicks. Belia. Belial. Another prince of hell.Â
Holding the kitten, you look at her and she looks at you. You know itâs silly but you can really imagine her saying Can you believe this? The names they pick donât fit her. You imagine calling her by them, and they just feel weird.Â
You make a comment as much, and she echoes your sentiment. Another little meow, and it clicks.Â
You know her name, sheâs been telling you it the whole time. Two days later, your newest addition is sporting a sparkly pink collar with a little silver tag in the shape of a heart. On it is engraved the name you and your lovers could finally agree on, Echo.
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