#cant imagine going on another ships post and being a dick

[connie-taylor]

tldr: dumb rant about ppl acting like anyone who ships danny/julie and le.land/ana are wrong and heres why!!!! just tired of seeing the same arguments everywhere. obviously danny/maria and le.land crushing on julie are canon, just leave the d/j and l/a shippers alone damn

everytime someone brings up "hey why does danny call julie sweetie if he is supposedly dating maria" people always say "uhm its common in the south in the 70s for old women to call everyone petnames" or "uhm julie calls the girls babe does that mean shes dating them too".

and, it just genuinely frustrates me.

first of all, danny and le.land are not old women. they are 21 and 18 year old men, respectively. saying "sweetie" is common for older women to use as an endearing pet name doesn't apply when the people using the petnames are teenage/young adult men?

also, even IF you use that as your reasoning, why then does le.land not call connie or julie sweetie? why does danny not call connie or ana sweetie?

danny ONLY addresses julie with the petname, no one else in their group.

le.land ONLY addresses ana with the petname, no one else in their group.

some people then use the argument that le.land is older than ana (by a year) and was friends with maria (her older sister), so he sees ana as a younger sister figure too and is using it platonically in that way and that's why he doesn't call any of the other girls petnames because the other girls are older than him. that'a fair, but still fails to explain why danny (21, oldest in the group) only addresses julie, specifically with the petname, when she is the same age as him.

then when you get into "julie calls the girls ____", "ana calls julie _____". whether or not you hc any of the group as lgbtq (which i do, lol) - you cannot hold the girls saying those names to their other female friends to the same standard as young men saying those names to one specific girl in their friend group each? as much as i'd like to say hell yea, equality!!!! it just doesn't make sense for the character personalities (strong headed 18 yr old jock, rough around the edges guy from the wrong side of the tracks) that GUN wants to push for le.land and danny to have, for them to use petnames in the same way that a hyper feminine girl from cali would use them.

as a side note, i have seen many people say that if they (maria) heard their boyfriend (danny) calling one of the other girls in their friendgroup (julie) sweetie like that, that they would be very uncomfortable which makes sense because sweetie is almost always used, in the context of a young man and woman together, romantically. absolutely no one is saying that the term is ALWAYS romantic or the petnames ALWAYS are romantic in general, but within the context of the group and their personalities, it is a very odd choice by GUN to have each guy single one girl out with the petnames.

in horror movies as well, it's extremely common for there to be 1 or more couples within friend groups, that's just common tropes, even within the original tcm film there is kirk and pam, and sally and jerry then franklin tagging along.

to me, in my honest opinion, it really seems that GUN originally planned to have ana and le.land as a couple, and julie and danny as a couple. i have no clue what happened between then and now, but even pre-release one of the devs had posted "maaaaybe" in reply to someone asking if le.land and ana were dating, which of course originally set people into thinking that they were. obviously, that was not a confirmation of that, but it was misleading if the answer was firmly no. i just think they had other plans in mind for the victims but already had voicelines recorded. i'm sure in the upcoming lore stream they will give some half assed reason like "oh julie is marias bff so danny calls her sweetie cuz maria liked her" or something, but oh well.

i just wanna like my ships in peace without people throwing that stuff at me. at the end of the day they are my ocs anyway, and GUN lore is sloppy and half assed anyway so we ignore most of it. the pals all date and kiss and smooch and thats it

[marsbar17]

Hello! I was wondering if maybe I can old get some sfw/nsfw hcs for mirage x wriath? If you haven’t don’t them already pls ;-;

Of course! Everytime I see this ship I think about the early days of apex back when I was like 13 hdjdhsjka

Also I just like an hour ago I got another anon ask for this ship so this worked out pffff

Anyways I hope you like this, I put my heart and soul into it :)

Mirage x Wraith Headcannons :)

Contains: NSFW further below

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《SFW》

• Two bisexuals in love <333

• We all know Wraith holds the reins in this relationship, ain't no way she's letting Mirage boss her around

• Just like in my Mirage x Reader headcanons, Mirage is like a lost puppy looking for affection

• Wraith is the type of person to go up to the fast food workers and tell them that Mirage asked for no pickles pffff

• Wraith is Mirages scary dog privilege, anyone who fucks with him gets a kunai to the throat

• Mirage gets invited to game night with Wraith, Wattson, and Crypto

• He feels very betrayed that they made a weekly hangout without him, and they let him win uno to make him feel better

• I feel like Wraith would have a stutter due to the amount of voices in her head, it's hard to talk while a bunch of other people are also talking in your head

• Mirage is patient and comforting with Wraith's stutter, he knows well enough how embarrassing it can feel to stumble over your words constantly

• Mirage is a great cook, he likes to make fancy-ish dinners for Wraith and he sets the table with like candles and wine and shit and he comes out like "I have your filet mignon with cranberry sauce, ma'am"

• In terms of dates, they probably stay home a lot, but occasionally Mirage will drag Wraith out to the paradise lounge or to a small coffee shop

• Wraith adopts a cat and Mirage pretends he doesn't like the cat but then Wraith finds him baby talking the cat and falls even more in love with him

• I feel like Wraith would lovingly bully Mirage with nicknames, she probably calls him dumbass, idiot, or just Elliot or El, maybe the occasional hun

• Mirage calls Wraith baby, babe, darling, Renee, or Ren

• Mirages love languages are physical affection and quality time

• Wraiths love languages are the same

《NSFW》

• Wraith pegs him, no questions asked

• They probably switch top and bottom depending on the day and on the mood, but Wraith is always in control IM SORRY I LITERALLY CANT IMAGINE THAT MAN BEING DOMINANT

• Mirage has an oral fixation and loves having his mouth put to use, Wraith gets piercings on her nipples and her clit just so he has more to play with

• Wraith, on the other hand, isn't as into giving oral. I feel like she wouldn't enjoy the feeling of sucking dick, she'll suck on the tip and kiss all along the length, she'll even suck on the balls, but she doesn't like going too far with it

• Mirage is perfectly fine with this, plus Wraiths hands are enough to drive him crazy

• Wraith doesn't want to be vulnerable in public but she will tease the hell out of Mirage and jerk him off in public spots during the games because she knows he loves it

• Wraith leaves as many hickeys as she can all over Mirage so everyone knows he belongs to her

• Their favorite positions are riding and doggy (Mirage receiving)

• Wraith calls Mirage puppy, good boy, and whore

• Mirage calls Wraith ma'am, baby, mommy, and maybe mistress

• For the most part, even during rougher and kinkier sex, their actually very loving and intimate. Theirs lots of soft kisses and touches, comforting words, and communication

• Aftercare always consists of cuddles and talking about likes, dislikes, anything and everything

• Mirage likes to give Wraith back massages afterwards once he's got the energy back, she doesn't ask him to, he just does because he wants to

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[m4rkiza]

not safe for work raihan/leon headcanons and stuff i post on twitter, will contain omegaverse and slight dom/sub elements.

more warnings and descriptions are under the cut

⚠⚠⚠ since the ship dynamic is top raihan/bottom leon, theres going to be ALOT of gentle dominant raihan and slutty cocksleeve cumslut leon. so please be warned. if you complain in anyway i will block you right away ⚠⚠⚠

its abit messy because its just the stuff i posted on twitter compiled aka marki's headcanon compilation epic lets go

raihan fucking leon recklessly while asking how his dick feels, but each time leon wants to speak raihan jackhammers him or do anything that could stimulate leon /hard/ so whenever leon replies hes like "its its- ah! nnh- big- so big- nngh"

every time raihan ask a question he will set a slow pace or just try to be as deep as possible inside leon, once leon starts speaking he'll instantly change the pace and destroy his little bunny

sometimes raihan moans in the middle of asking questions bc leon tighten his hole or if possible- rubs raihans nipples or licks his ear, but raihan is the one whos in control, so raihan could easily grabs both of leons hand and pin him down

raihan is like "nu-uh, a good bunny doesnt do that baby, dont make me split you in half" but leon fights back because he wants raihan to break him

raihan is lowkey concerned with how rowdy leon can be but its very cute so he kisses leons forehead

leon hugging a large plushie while getting railed by raihan

raihan is about to destroy his ass and leon is helplessly clutching the giant plushie

yes raihan bought the plushie for that sole purpose, so that leon can have something to hold on when hes getting fucked from the back, since he cant hug raihan

OR FUCK leon holding raihan body pillow while getting plowed by raihan himself

leon has been pining on raihan since he couldnt remember and he bought a raihan body pillow so he can hug and imagine that its raihan. leon stores the body pillow in his closet after he dates raihan, he got the real thing after all

but one day raihan, for some reason, founds the body pillow and questions leon about it, surprise surprise!! it turns raihan on and then hes like "hey, what if you hug this while i fuck you haha"

and leon did well he washes the pillow case first because its super dusty but he did, leon hugged the body pillow while getting railed by raihan

leon: hm...your dick is cold, do you need a cock warmer?

raihan: yeah open your mouth

raihan, siting on the bed naked while having an erection: leon come here, sit

raihan out here being so nice because he wants to be leons chair...he lets leon sit on his face and lap, how lovely

raihan sends a dick pic and when leon sees it, he can feel his hole squirming, as if his ass is begging for the dick

raihan who gradually lost control when hes fucking leon, at first he starts slow, kissing leon gently and coos at him, calling him cute nicknames like bunny or princess but as pleasure build up inside him and leons moans getting louder, he thrust harder and faster, slamming his dick inside leon. holding leon so tight leon cant even move, the only thing he can do is scream and moan.

no more cute nicknames, he calls leon a cock slut and various other degrading words

he ravishes leons mouth until leon needs to push him for awhile so he can breathe. biting and nibbling leons skin, leaving plenty of marks, hes possessive after all

after cumming, he doesnt pull out. why would he? leons hole is so hot and tight, it feels so good. he gets to squeeze leons tits too

but once his dick soften up, he sadly needs to pull out, until leon whimpers and begs for another round

leon placing raihans hands on his pec/butt/thigh/any part of his body because he CRAVE for raihans touch, since raihan doesnt want to touch him without clear consent. which is great, but leon is touch starved, which is, not great

leon explains he doesnt mind if raihan touching him, as long as theyre alone, and even ask rai to hold him by the shoulder (or waist) if theyre in public because he likes the feeling of raihans arm draped over his shoulder or raihans arm holding him possessively by the waist

since then, raihan finally goes all out when it comes to physical affection, rubbing leons thigh, putting his arm over leons shoulder (or waist) whenever theyre next to each other, holding leons hand, hugging him everytime they met

placing leon on his lap and holding him tight, groping him, squeezing his ass/pec, hands slowly going inside leons shirt and touching him, squeeze his nipple, massage his chest, fingering his ass-

leon wearing a tiny lingerie but his dick is too big to fit inside the tiny panties

sometimes his titty doesnt fit either

leon struggles to put his tiddy and dick in place yet it entertains raihan so much so he lets leon do whatever, its so cute raihan cant even interfere

⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠ LACTATION ⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠

what if leon lactates the most when hes horny, especially when raihan is fucking him. so almost every morning, their morning sex occur in the kitchen so raihan can milk him too, fresh milk for a fresh cup of coffee!!

leon is usually still sleepy after the morning sex. since the milk coffee is still hot, raihan carried him back to bed and cleans him up, thats IF leon is really sleepy, but if he wokes up eager and horny, a second or third round might occur

the image of leon still wearing raihans pajama top, standing on his tippy toes while getting fucked stupid with raihans big hands squeezing his tits and pinching his nipple gently is so...good...

leon whimpering and moaning weakly as milk squirts out from his swollen nipples. raihan sets a slow pace since hes focused on massaging leons chest, waiting so he could get enough milk for his coffee this is the moment where leon is getting impatient and has the urge to fuck himself by moving his hips. has he tried yet? yes, what did he get? spanked multiple times and getting roughly kissed. not that he dislikes it though, he just doesnt want to cum just by getting spanked and kissed.

once raihan gets enough milk, he puts his coffee mug aside, whispers a "thank you", plants a kiss on leons cheek then proceeds to fuck leon harder than before

⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠ end of the lactation stuff ⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠

leon sends a video of him fingering himself in his own office while whimpering raihans name and how much he need raihans cock pounding him and his arms holding him tight when raihan is on another region

raihan calls him and speaks in an annoyed, whiny tone, "why did you send the video, what are you trying to do, i left you for less than 2 days and this is what you do to me? rude! now im rock hard, i hate you" and all leon do is giggle and jokingly moan raihans name

"oh~ rairaii, i need your cock so baaad heheh- nnh raihan i want your cum inside me" and raihan groans as a response "you send me more pictures and videos, you better be responsible you little bitch"

leon replies with more giggling teases how desperate raihan sounds

leon: you sound so cute when youre all desperate like that

raihan: LEE

raihans favorite part during gaming is when leon sucks his cock

what if leon is a gamerboy™ too, and when hes playing raihan bites and nibbles on his inner thigh

sometimes raihan pulls leons bootyshort down so he can either eat his ass or sucks his dick while fingering and rubbing leons prostate, at that point leon already paused the game and is all squirming and whining

what if despite the various toys raihan bought him leon could only experience a great orgasm when hes getting fucked stupid by raihan, like yeah vibrators can make him cum but it doesnt make him scream or tremble because of pleasure

toys doesnt hold leon possessively and mark his body, it cant whisper either very sweet praises nor downright degrading words, dildos doesnt nip on his chest and ravish his mouth, and most of all- toys doesnt fill him with cum, but raihan does

leon is grateful bc raihan is so in love with him that it only took him a needy whine to make raihan fly to his flat at 11pm

also in some nights leon just feel lonely and he craves for raihans warmth and a pair of big arms holding him tight as he drifts off to sleep or a giant needy baby dragon asking for some tiddy milk

leon: im a slut, but im raihans slut, underline that part, i belong to RAIHAN, therefore im superior, a superior whore

raihan: i love you baby

leon: *gasp* i love you too!! kiss me

(dom/sub elements) raihans way to "punish" leon is not spanking or orgasm denial. he just leaves leon alone in the bedroom and do something else

leon: master arent you gonna punish me? ive been a bad boy :(

raihan: yeah im punishing you right now

leon: by not...doing anything?

raihan: yeah

leon: huh

leon:

leon: meanie >:(

raihan: hehe

in the end leon is begging raihan to do SOMETHING while raihan is baking some pokemon-friendly cookies

leon: use me!!

raihan: not now, im baking! dont you want cookies? you usually love these

leon: yeah but-

raihan: do you want them or not

leon: okay :(

leon having a free use kink

leon lets raihan do anything towards him, even if leon is working in his office, if raihan comes to him, taking out his dick and nudge leons lips with his cock

leon sucks it without hesitation and wiggles his butt, an offering gesture incase raihan wants to fuck him, if raihan nods, leon takes out the lube and buttplug from his bag

obviously the reason why leon lets raihan fucks him anytime is bc he trust him. also raihan takes care of him very well, especially with having a MONSTROUS XXL DONG (a great power comes with a great responsibility) hes very cautious and caring.

its leon whos more impulsive when it comes to this thing, giving raihan the look, groping raihans crotch, sitting on his lap and whispering dirty things right at raihans ear, hes the horny bitch, the one whos in heat all the time

but at home, its raihan who initiate most of the time, whenever leon is not doing anything, he grabs leons chest and fondles it while whispering degrading words. leons body always go limp once he feels raihans hands on him, smiling giddily when raihan starts nipping on his skin

Leon definitely sends more sexy pics and nudes compared to raihan

Even when leon is working, he sends raihan a picture of him with no pants, legs only covered with lacy thigh high stockings and garter belts, bending on his desk

with the size of raihans dick, no matter how well stretched leon is, it probably still burns. and raihan knows that very well, leon might not said it but his facial expression tells raihan everything, hence why he makes sure he can see leons face on each first round

leon might not admit it, but raihans voice and kisses comforts him. raihan realize from the way leons body untense for awhile when raihan kiss him, so while slowly going in inside his princess, raihan press some light kisses on leons face and neck

cooing at him, holding him tight, rubbing his back, making sure leon got to hold him too, offering to add more lube, he'd do anything so leon can enjoy it too. at least he wants to make leon feel more pleasure than pain when he wrecks his little champion

once leon mostly show pleasure instead of pain (at least from his expression) raihan offers to change position and fasten the pace, usually leon is already comfortable since he got an easy access to hug and kiss raihan, so he ask rai to only fasten the pace

at the first round, raihan goes gentle (at least gentle for his and leons standard) no matter how hard leon beg for him to wreck him, raihan shuts him off with a kiss and stays true to his pace

leon is a little...masochist, and when hes horny, rationality is off the hook. no matter how much he loves leon, this is one thing he wont do, which is going rough at the first pace. sometimes unwanted things might happen and raihan doesnt want that to occur

praises, adorable nicknames and light hickeys dominates the first round. leon loves how soft and gentle raihan is but sometimes he just wants to be fucked stupid and getting degraded until he forgets hes a champion, but he knows hes not going any of that until raihan said so.

leon insist its okay, that even he enjoys the burning sensation, but no matter how much he convince raihan- raihan never agrees. leon knows hes right, it does hurt, he appreciates how attentive raihan is but sometimes leon wants raihan to think about himself in bed.

hes not made out of glass! but raihan usually pinches his cheek and nagged him, "dont be so stubborn, you might not be made out of glass but your hole is, im doing this so you, my lovely starlight, is still able to sit and walk normally"

raihan always makes sure leon feels the least amount of pain during sex, yet leon wanna make sure that raihan is enjoying himself too, from raihans expression, leon knows raihan is holding himself back, hes amazed with how much self control raihan have

no matter how much he convince his dragon to break his ass, raihan ravishes his mouth and focus on loosening and making leons hole adapt to his massive dick. but oh well, it is better that way afterall

thankfully at round two, raihan goes full force and literally break him

during sex leon forgets hes a champion and all he thinks about is

1. how thick and long raihans dick is

2. how full he felt

3. that hes just raihans cock sleeve

4. that hes literally made for raihan to fuck

5. raihans scent

6. raihans kisses and touch

7. raihan

8. raihan

9. r

⚠⚠⚠ OMEGAVERSE ⚠⚠⚠

leon drooling at the sight of raihans dick like...literally drooling... that raihan leans forward and wipe it off

drooling, half-lidded-glassy-heart eyes, hole so wet that it drips, hard omega-dick and nipples, plus his hips slightly moving up and down as if hes thinking about riding raihans massive dick

raihan masturbates just by the sight of his omega moving like that

but! leon doesnt like it, he gets pouty and whine, "my hole is way tighter and hotter than your stupidly large hand, use me!!"

but raihan is enjoying the view so hes grabs a pillow and hides his dick behind it, so leon takes out his most deadly move! spreading his legs and play with his hole while begging so raihan will pound and destroy him on the spot

raihan had the intention to tease, but seeing leons cute hole, he cant help himself but to ruin it

the sight of raihan who undressing himself and him releasing his alpha pheromones makes leon so wet that even his thick sweatpants got soaked

leon wiggling his hip and exposing his slicked bussy so his alpha can breed him right away... but its not that easy with raihan. raihan teases his hole with the tip of his dick first, rubbing it before penetrating

wanna hear leon beg and whine for his cock, once raihan slowly penetrates, he feels bliss, leons hole is so hot and tight, its just the start but leon is already milking him, squeezing his dick, it doesnt make it difficult to move, but it makes raihan unable to slow down,

it feels too good, leon is not helping either. he constantly make dirty noises, moaning with his omegan voice thus driving raihan crazy, he shoves his dick in, asking forgiveness once hes close to leons ear.

he can feel leons nails dug deep on his shoulders, legs hooking tighter, head tilting back caused by pleasure, raihan drools over leons exposed neck, taking advantage and sucking the sweaty skin, it taste so good

leon looks so pretty, so perfect, he thrust harder and holds leon tighter, kissing him stupid and praising him, leons scent got sweeter, which indicates that hes happy and content, he wants to make leon happier so he cooed more

calling him beautiful, so precious, plenty of i-love-yous and kisses

raihan would do anything for his omega

raihan purposefully massaging leons tits so milk will come out so he can snack abit, while leon is suffering bc now hes gushing slick and cant do anything about it since raihan is on top of him

leon is so drenched that raihan can feel the wetness of it, so he got up and pulled leons booty shorts. a string of slick appears and now raihan dont know which one to take care of, leon is still lactating too

so raihan fingers leon while sucking on his nipples, spreading the hole so he can insert his dick so leon will stop crying and begging for his knot. once he felt leons hole is loose enough, he got up, settles himself between leons legs and slide his dick in

he leans forward, going to suck leons tits again. hes in the mood to tease leon, so he only focus on drinking his milk and doesnt move his dick at all.

leon whines and tries to move his hip, desperate for friction but in the end, leon cums just by getting his nipples sucked by raihan. once leon is done cumming, raihan moves, roughly. leon looks so tired and betrayed in the same time its kinda funny to look at, but raihan kept fucking him anyway, maybe this time they'll get a pup, who knows?

Omega leon still produce abit of slick while he sleeps during heat. He sleeps naked bc his body is hot and its obvious how wet his hole is At the morning, some time before leon wakes up, raihan eats his bussy and cleans the slick with his tongue

Its cute how leon whines and even mumble raihans name, the fact that raihans name and how he makes leon feel is plastered on his subconscious mind makes raihan feel things. And it seems that its not only raihan whos aroused, bc leon is gushing slick

Raihan absentmindedly slide his dick, thrusting back and forth slowly and thought abt waking leon up, but he didnt.

Leon often wakes him up by sucking his dick, his horny thought that it will be nice to return the gesture, waking leon up by fucking him

Leon slowly wakes up, smiling once he realized that he wasnt dreaming. Even his scent got sweeter raihan plans to do this again tomorrow

omega leon whos late to a meeting bc he had a quickie with raihan, but he forgot raihans knot deflates in a longer rate compared to normal alphas bc his dick is bigger than average, so hes stuck panicking while being filled with alpha knot

I hc leons heat to be abit extreme bc hes on a strong suppressant, since he cant show himself as an omega, dissapearing for 3-7 days a month is abit suspicious, so he only allows himself to get into heat once every 3-4 months

and once it hits, his mind is extremely hazy and his hormones overpowers him, hole constantly wet and of course, very clingy towards his alpha. After heat, he doesnt really remember everything, only 70-80% but one thing for sure is that he realize-

Getting bred with raihan feels too good and raihans scent is super addicting. His oversized dick, ramming inside him and filling him up, like filing a bag with cream, with his knot

If leon is not getting fucked by rai, he usually sleeps or rides his toy bc raihan is tired

Omega leon in heat and he can feel his bussy slowly getting wet. Once alpha rai comes to the rescue, leon picks up raihans scent then his hole starts gushing out slick and its noticeable bc his shorts and leggings are white

Raihan touches his crotch and its soaked. Leon sniffs raihans scent gland and whines, begging raihan to take him home and bred him instantly. Leon cant take his pills anymore, he needs to go into heat at least once every 3 months

Raihan can imagine how leons gonna be when hes in heat, bussy constantly getting soaked, mind hazy because of hormones, clinging to raihan every minute and 0 appetite. Leon can actually reduce the heat intensity by, yknow, not drinking suppressants, but leon insisted so...

Once arriving on leons apartment, he makes leon drink sleeping pills so he can go out for awhile to pick up instant food and spare clothing, if he doesnt make leon drink it, oh boy, he cant even leave leons side, both bc of his own instincts and leon himself

So off the alpha goes!! on the way home, leon called him and leon is crying, raihan is not surprised. Leons speaking gibberish, whines mixing with whimpers of his name and "alpha cmere please" and he wishes flygon can go faster

And his prediction is right, leon is laying on his nest, naked, sweaty and soaked, clutching to raihans gym top while fingering himself.

On the first day of heat, raihan doesnt dare to tease leon. Leon admits the first day is quite painful. Its not like he can either, his mind is intoxicated with omegan pheromones, leons pheromones and it makes his dick harder than steel

So he instantly breeds leon, aggressively pounding and biting his skin, remarking his omega. Holding him tight, leaving bruises and marks. leon is still producing slick so its very slippery, yet he kept clenching and milking raihans dick

Raihan doesnt know how many times he knotted inside leon, but leon is now asleeep while being full of raihans baby seeds. Raihan hopes leon wants to eat after this

⚠⚠⚠ end⚠⚠⚠

leon: im nothing but a dumb cock sleeve for you

raihan: no! i mean, not entirely, youre still my dumb cock sleeve but youre also my beloved angel

leon:

leon: being an angel is a lot, let me be a dumb cock sleeve instead

raihan:

leon: look, just wreck me so i can skip work

If leon is flustered during sex he pouts and hides his face by hugging raihan, unlike his giant boyfriend who jackhammers while blushing and sets a rough pace so that leon will stop acting so precious and adorable

Leon: Nggh Oh- your dick- too much!

Raihan: heh >:))

Leon: unhh- honey i love you so so much- you make me feel so- aahnn loved.. Youre so- AH! Wait- rai-nonono too much!! I dont wanna cum too fast!! Not waiwai- ahH

leon loves getting marked and bitten but sometimes raihan bites too hard that its sore for a few days

even with plenty of after care and raihan who calls and offer leon to apply the soothing balm and aloe vera a few days after the hanky panky, its still sore

yet everytime they do it, leons whines so raihan will bite him harder and wreck him completely

Raihan buying various sex toys for the sole purpose of trying it on leon and see how much he can tease him until leon becomes an overstimulated-crying-mess and to see if theres any toy that according to leon, feels better compared to his dick

Leon use it too against raihan though, especially the flesh lights and anything that could make raihan overstimulated and beg for his hole. One time leon inserts one of the vibrator inside raihans hole and use a flesh light to jack him off

Raihan grunts and even scream his name, begging for leon to ride him or use his mouth. Leon shuts him up with his own chest, making raihan suck on his nipples

leon who likes sitting on raihans lap bc he gets to shake his hip and hump gently and make raihan hard

he pretends hes shifting around to find a comfortable position but raihan knows hes doing it on purpose to make him stupidly hard

leon trembling and whines to raihan, complaining rai cums too much inside him

"you came so much and your dick is so big...sometimes i need to use a bigger buttplug bc if not it might leak!!"

and it only increases raihans urge to wreck leon more

its not that leon doesnt like it that raihan cums too much, but having someones cum, even if its your beloved, dripping from your ass, is abit annoying

⚠⚠⚠ bunny hybrid trans leon ⚠⚠⚠

Bunbun leon having both of his hole plowed by raihan, both his pussy and ass is so well used by raihans thick cock. As if cumming inside leon 4 times arent enough, raihan washes his dick and fucks leons mouth to make sure leon is full and content

If you think raihan lets cum drip from leons hole, no no youre wrong!! Rai plugs both of his hole because leon is his cum dumpster and rai doesnt litter yknow? Hes a responsible person

After fucking leon stupid, he likes to admire his bunny slowly passing out on bed, his fluffy ears plopped down, his hair all messy, eyes wet with tears and half lidded, mouth drooling mixed with cum, reds and purples decorating his neck and shoulder

Nipples swollen with a bitemark on it, chest abused and mark, his toned stomach has some light hickeys on it, waist and hip bruised. Raihan slowly moves leons leg so its spreaded apart, and he sees the colorful hickeys and teethmarks between leons legs

Raihan thought its a good idea to take both of leons plug out because he wants to see how loose leons holes are. Once he take it out some cum drips out of it and he spread leons pussy apart with his fingers, staring the loose hole

He turns leon around gently, theres some hand marks on leons bubble butt, he still cant believe leon loves getting spanked and dried cum on leons fluffy tail, raihan makes a mental note to clean leons tail properly later. He spread leons cheeks apart and Looks at leons asshole, its abused and well used, just like how he expects it to be, he inserts one of his finger to tease leon abit, leon doesnt react much and only says "im tired, do it later" in a tired whiny tone, raihan gives his butt a reassuring kiss

Once leon gained complete consciousness, here goes raihans second favorite part, showering with his precious bunny. Washing leons hair and tail, giving him a warm bath, drying his hair and applying skin and hair care to leon

When leon is still using his body lotion, rai changes the sheets, he opted for silk sheets and picks up some soft blanket so its gentle on skin. Gotta make sure leon is all happy and comfy Then he grabs some oil, aloe vera gel and healing balm.

Leon got out from the bathroom lays on the bed and rai Massages him, rubbing some aloe vera and healing balm onto the marks he left, he told his rotom to put on an alarm so he remembers to do this again later, he doesnt want leon to feel uncomfortable bc of the hickeys and bruises

Leon wants to got up and wear his pajamas, yet rai doesnt let leon lift a finger and grab some satin pajamas for both him and his bunny He came back seeing leon almost sleeping, but he needs to gently wake leon up so he can wear his pajamas yeah?

Raihan admires him for one last time, give him a soft kiss on the lips, pulls leon close to him and slowly drift to sleep

He wakes up bc leon is sucking his dick

"Baby i thought ive filled you up-"

"Not enough cum"

[diningpageantry]

Scales, Fins, and other Fishy Daydreams

Archive Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/18215168/chapters/43151156

Chapter 3/10 of It’s A Handheld Disaster

Word Count: 1553

Chapter Summary: Baz takes Simon's shitpost text a step further, and the outcome ends up spreading a few rumors.

SIMON

bi-sammy: sammy would still fuck huxley if he looked like the fish from shape of water

I grin smugly at my screen, sitting in a dark room with nothing shining but my mobile. The shutters stay shut, and the light from the bottom of the doorway barely filters into the room. It’s just me, this scratchy blanket, and Baz, somewhere else in England on another screen. I absolutely adore that.

gaystrell: why would you say something so controversial yet so brave.jpg

Sometimes, I catch myself smiling. Other times, I elect to ignore how real it feels. It’s weird, given that it feels like I’m just chatting with someone who I see everyday. The casualness of this reminds me of texting Penny in the afternoon on a Thursday.

Except, given the current time, it could be interpreted as more intimate than that of a friend’s text.

8am on a Saturday is usually a time reserved for comfort. For staying warm with someone you care about. Instead, I’m just messaging Baz.

bi-sammy: because im right

bi-sammy: hear me out here ive got a brilliant idea

gaystrell: whoever taught you the definition of a brilliant idea was clearly misleading you

bi-sammy: dont be an arse until youve heard it

bi-sammy: wanker

gaystrell: you’re truly proving your point

bi-sammy: ANYWAY

bi-sammy: shape of water au

bi-sammy: thats all

gaystrell: i’m appalled.

gaystrell: hold on.

I don’t think much of it. Occasionally, he disappears for an hour to two. I don’t bother asking, assuming it’s none of my business, but I do tend to worry a bit. I hope he’s alright.

After clicking off my phone, my head settles against my pillow as my eyes fall shut.

There’s something about this. There’s something about him. It’s a bit hard to pinpoint what it is, but the overwhelming feeling of comfort I have in the notifications I get from him just answering my bullshit is incredibly welcomed. He’s semisweet. I don’t know why I didn’t see it earlier, but he’s a fantastically bitter person.

My head slowly turns over, eyes opening and straining in the darkness.

I hate my empty room.

I hate the absence of comfort--I hate the plainness of these walls.

I want to say I hate my foster dad, but I also feel like I’m not allowed to say that. Not because the system will take me again and throw me back (even though I could have left a year back, if I was still in it). Instead, I feel like I shouldn’t hate him. Theoretically, I should be thankful for what I have. I’m not in a boy’s home, and I haven’t been since I was 11, but the remnants remain. The fights don’t go away, and neither do the weeks of starvation.

Still, I sort of despise living here under Davy.

That’s what he makes me call him. His name. His nickname. Not dad; of course not dad. He’s had me in his care for roughly six years, but he’s still Davy to me.

Shitty fucking Davy, with his strict curfews and practically using me as a housemaid because he’s too cheap to care for himself.

Shitty fucking Davy, not letting me add anything to my room because the day I turn 18, I’m out of here until his next kid (and cheque, apparently) come in. Told me I’d wreck the walls and ruin his furniture if I did put anything on it, too.

So that’s what I’ve got. Blank walls, blank furniture, blank everything. It’s like a jail cell for a bedroom, and everything I’ve got to show for myself is in a backpack and two dresser drawers/

But, at least, I own my mobile.

Every summer job, mixed with odds and ends shit and whatever I can do for my bill. It’s all mine, and Davy can’t fucking touch it.

Maybe that’s why, when I feel it buzz against my chest, it makes me feel more alive. It’s a reminder of all that work just to be able to talk to someone freely.

Arguably, the best feeling in the goddamn world.

I grab it and flip it over. It’s just an email about uni.

Fuck.

I end up scrolling through tumblr for a little while, doing nothing but liking and reblogging a thing here or there. It takes a little while before a little drop down falls from the top of my screen.

gaystrell: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1r7Wkwj7MSFk0--DgquHGhYVBbqneEYq0J01t0uMRmxA/edit?usp=sharing

gaystrell: feel the need to apologize before you click the link, but then again, you asked for this hell

When I click on it, it pulls up a doc titled just “crackfic”, and I’m floored with the first sentence alone.

“Fuck my fish ass harder, daddy.”

My hand flies up, covering my mouth as I practically wheeze as quietly as possible. A few paragraphs in and I’m nearly crying into my palm, muffling my laughter as I read through pages upon pages of the most ridiculous fic I’ve ever laid my eyes upon.

I check the word count out of pure curiosity, and it somehow makes me laugh harder.

bi-sammy: holy fucking shit

bi-sammy: i swear to god if you don’t post that i will

gaystrell: already in the process of making the archive post

gaystrell: i seriously believe you underestimate my sincere ability to be the biggest dick on the street

bi-sammy: i dont know whether or not u meant that as ur literal dick or the big dick energy in making that a post but id probably agree with you in both

bi-sammy: tag me in the post pls i want to be the first to reblog it

gaystrell: you’re a ridiculous, sad, little man

gaystrell: of course i’ll tag you

Within minutes, it’s uploaded with the absolute worst slew of Archive tags attached to it, and as soon as he tags me in his post, I tap the notification.

Scales, Fins, and other Fishy Daydreams

Word Count: 3,192

Summary: Fish!Huxley and Sam get it on Shape of Water style

@bi-sammy this is your fault (you're welcome)

I immediately slam like and pull up reblog, rapidly typing out my response before posting.

absolute madman. cant believe youve done this. i trust you with my entire life.

As usual, he's quick to reblog back.

anything for the absolute pain in my life x

Smiling shamelessly, I ride on the moment's high as our conversation stays out in the world. I quite enjoy this version of his softness. The public, taunting replies to mine. In all this time of following him, I can't really recall him ever being this friendly with anyone but me.

Makes me feel special. Maybe too much so.

BAZ

The jarring shock of the seemingly endless notifications rattles me momentarily speechless.

It isn't even 15 minutes after I'd replied to Snow and there's already a few people reblogging it with comments about him and I. A quick “i ship y'all’ to “powermove of the century”. Each make me flush deeper as the replies flood in.

If I were to be practical, I'm aware that I shouldn't be so flustered over the concept of us being a couple. It's most likely my overactive, sad, lonely imagination, but the idea of being loved just makes me blush. Especially since it's someone who doesn't seem to absolutely loathe me.

gaystrell: are you reading these?

bi-sammy: the what?

bi-sammy: i have. nothing to read. i cant read.

gaystrell: use your two remaining brain cells look at the notes for the crackfic

bi-sammy: holy shit

bi-sammy: im cackling

A notification pops up, making me snort this time. I pull up the post and send it off to him without a second thought.

gaystrell: sent a post

gaystrell: “sounds like something huxley would do for sam”

bi-sammy: stop im gonna piss myself shits too fucking funny

I pull it back up, scrolling down to reblog and adding a quick reply that, in all honesty, I should have thought out more. Secretly, part of me is glad that I sent it.

huxley wishes he was this smooth ;)

Within seconds, replies flood in from everywhere. From jokes about Snow and I possibly dating to the concept of Huxley writing (purposefully) shitty homoerotica about himself as a fishman. I quite like the conversation about the latter, while the former makes my chest knot in ways inexplicable.

Going through the notes makes me smile, even if it's mildly embarrassing. The amount of times I've seen the eyes emoji used is definitely excessive, but still somewhat welcomed.

Even my archive has a few comments already, although more based around the fic itself. More ironically, though, is the one person who probably took it seriously and just commented, “Nice fic!” I love the abundance of shameless appreciation for obscure fanfiction in the depths of this community.

Snow's messages roll down my mobile screen as I'm checking the comments, continuously replacing the previous message for the top slot.

bi-sammy: mate

bi-sammy: i love you

bi-sammy: also every time you reblog something of mine i get like 5 followers

bi-sammy: if you mention me i get 10

bi-sammy: youre???????????? a god????????

bi-sammy: can i marry you????????????

I slowly close my laptop, eyes on my phone with an absolutely gleeful grin.

gaystrell: when and where?