#captain rex rp

[professional-tooka-herder]

Your prompt says ask you anything, so here goes.

What is the forward air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

And, do coconuts migrate?

Hello citizen....

What's a swallow? Clearly it isn't the The reflex one does with their throat..

....and what's a coconut?

Is this nat-born slang for something?

@i-outrank-everyone @is-that-regulation @fives-but-a-10 @tup-perware @hardcase-ct-yolo @arc-trooper-juicy-j @hevy-lifter

Do you boys know what this is?

Hell @howl-like-u-mean-it @a-1010-is-speaking @every-rose-has-one @massiff-daddy @its-capt-traitor-to-you vod, you deal with civilians, what are these things?

Captain Rex | CT 7567

[hardcase-ct-yolo]

If you ever have time I recommend the Earth show Mythbusters! Lots of good science but also chaos, explosions, and general silliness! Also good inspiration for sneaky shenanigans!

I've seen that one! I do love the explosions. We tried to recreate some of the science... we were even writing it down! But @professional-tooka-herder made us stop. even got @i-outrank-everyone telling us some kark about safety?

[spacewombatty]

🌟 Hi there! I'm still itching for bites on an Ahsoka RP!

Looking to write Ahsoka Tano from Star Wars in a post-canon story with either a Barriss Offee or Asajj Ventress! I’m primarily looking for FxF in this, but I'd also love to write with Anakin Skywalker or Captain Rex. Please be 18+!

I write semi-literate and use discord. I also like to chat and send art, and like a writing partner who can help with plotting and brainstorming please. I try to reply quickly these days as well on top of real life things, but I'll try to communicate if I'm busy!

Please like this post and I can reach out! Or send me a DM (surefire way to get me to answer quick).

[practice-inside]

https://melissa-067.mjcyd.asia/ne/C7i0F4z

[fives-not-5]

Earlier Rex said that my name was misleading, because he couldn't trust me for 5 minutes without supervision... And honestly it wounded me.

[shanardo13]

Obikin College AU - RA/Don!Obi-Wan/First year!Anakin - Part One

I’ve been reading a lot of modern au Obikin fics recently, so one could say I’m on a bit of a kick.

That’s where this idea comes from!! I’m gonna outline it below so I can reference this if I ever decide to write it/for your enjoyment. Also, the pic is what I imagine they look like 😎.

Link to Part Two

Link to Part Three

Anakin and Obi-Wan go to Uni together.

It’s Anakin’s first year, and he moves into residence ready for FROSH week.

Obi-Wan is a RA/ Don for Anakin’s residence building, mainly because it looks good on a résumé and it helps cut living expenses.

Anakin becomes obsessed with him. When he first moved in, he was honestly going to skip all the FROSH stuff, opting to explore the new city on his own. After meeting Obi-Wan he is the first one to show up for all their activities, volunteering to help whenever he can. Anything to be on the older boy’s radar.

They get through FROSH, Anakin flirting desperately through little side comments the entire time. Obi-Wan just believes he’s excited and eager about the events.

During FROSH, Anakin makes friends with other incoming students - Padmé, Rex and Ahsoka. They become a little group. Everyone is quite fed up with Anakin’s Obi-Wan obsession after the week. They pray once the semester starts and they no longer spend every day with Obi-Wan he will shut up. He doesn’t.

“Dude, do us all a favour and actually talk to him.” “Please, Anakin, we really can’t take this anymore.”

“Oh Come on guys, what are friends for if not to listen to each other ramble about highly likely unrequited crushes?”

He does try to talk to Obi-Wan one on one during FROSH. To say it was a little awkward would be an understatement.

“So, what’s your major?”

“English/Literature with a minor in philosophy.”

“That’s nice. I read a book once.”

They kinda just stare at each other and then Anakin rushes back to his little group of friends who all wear mortified expressions.

“Dude…”

“Don’t even! I was nervous!”

After this, they don’t really speak during FROSH, until the last night of events. They are the only two left cleaning up after the evenings activities.

“Thanks for all of your help. I really appreciate it.”

“Oh, no worries!” Please marry me

“Out of curiosity… what is the one book you’ve read?”

“I’ve read more than one book!”

“I sort of figured, considering the University acceptance and all.”

“Yeah… I don’t know why I said that.”

“It’s alright, it was charming. In a himbo sort of way.”

Oh my god, you think I’m charming? Take me right here in the common room, I’ll show you charming.

The semester starts and they don’t see as much of each other anymore.

Part of Obi-Wan’s job as RA/Don is to take shifts working the desk in the lobby of their building. He does this every Friday night.

Anakin discovers this by accident. He and the gang had been at an off-campus party. They’re coming home late one night, all quite drunk.

As they walk through the door and see Obi-Wan everyone starts giggling and poking at Anakin as he flushes.

“Hello folks.” Obi-Wan greets cheerily.

“Hello Obi-Wan.” Ahsoka smirks at Anakin.

“Did you tell him yet?” Rex pushes him forward.

“Tell me what?”

Nothing! It was nice seeing you Obi-Wan!” Anakin ushers them all toward his room, leaving behind a confused Obi-Wan.

Every Friday afterward, Anakin takes advantage of the knowledge that Obi-Wan is working the desk.

He hangs around, striking casual conversation. They talk about anything and everything. School, classes, hobbies, music, other interests. They become well-acquainted.

“You’re telling me you’d pick The Cure over the Smiths?”

“Oh, of course. Easily. The Smiths are so depressing.”

“So is The Cure, idiot! At least Morrisey’s hot about it.”

“Are you saying Robert Smith isn’t hot?”

Anakin flirts shamelessly. Oblivious, Obi-Wan doesn’t catch the hints and just thinks Anakin is killing time waiting for his friends. Unbeknownst to him, Anakin bails on his friends every Friday to hang out at the front desk.

“You sure you don’t want to come tonight, Ani?”

“It’s his Obi-Wan night. He won’t come.”

Another part of Obi-Wan’s job is being the “Don on Duty”. This means he responds to any complaints/emergencies the residents have. He carries around a special phone for emergencies. He does this every Saturday night. Again, Anakin discovers this by accident.

A loud knock at his door interrupts Anakin’s dorm room party. He and his friends are wasted, watching movies and screaming about them.

He opens the door to reveal Obi-Wan.

Obi-Wan is looking down. “I’ve received several noise complaints about this room. You guys are going to have to - Anakin?” He cuts himself off once he looks up and blue meets blue.

“Obi-Wan! Come drink with us!”

“Anakin, I can’t. I’m on duty.”

“Oh come on, pretty pretty please?”

“I-,”

“Don’t say no! Please”

“Oh fine, but if this phone goes off I have to leave. And we really must be quiet.”

Obi-Wan spends the evening getting drunk with Anakin and his friends. Thankfully the phone doesn’t go off.

They watch films together, everyone growing drowsy. Anakin curls up next to Obi-Wan and rests his head on his shoulder. When Obi-Wan wraps his arm around him and holds him close, it’s merely because he’s drunk and tired.

That night, the two finally exchange phone numbers.

Anakin starts texting Obi-Wan relentlessly. Obi-Wan would call it harassment.

Anakin: do you ever think about the overwhelming and paralyzing passage of time? How you can’t do anything to stop it? (Sent at 3:42 am)

Obi-Wan: no, but I am now. (Sent at 3:44 am)

Anakin: lolz look at this silly kitty pic. He’s u! (Sent at 3:47 am)

Obi-Wan: go to sleep!!!!! (Sent at 3:48 am)

Anakin: jeez ok Mr. Grumpy pants 😡😡 (Sent at 3:50 am, Read at 3:50 am)

Obi-Wan starts getting invited to Anakin’s friend group hang outs. He was charming enough last time. Truthfully, it’s mostly because if he’s there, it saves the others from having to hear Anakin yearn for him all night.

Alright, this is kind of just the general idea/ all I’ve got right now! Lemme know if you guys want to hear more or have any suggestions! My DM’s are always open if anyone wants to brainstorm, or just chat in general!

I’d also be down as heck to rp this if anyone was interested.

Thank you for reading if you’ve gotten this far!!

I’ll update it later when I think of more! (:

EDIT: I've created a second part to this! if you wanna read more, the link to part two can be found at the top of this post!

[captainrex-of-the-501st]

Which Commander would you never want to meet in a dark alley?

I have a pretty good relationship with the entire Commander Batch. Fox, Wolffe, Bly, Cody and Ponds... But Wolffe is definitely the scariest when you wrong him.

[theres-thejediway-orthefunway]

I will take this time to point out I have never thrown, and never will throw Rex. I mean, that poor man has to deal with General Skywalker and Commander Tano doing it constantly. I won't add to it.

[mandalorian-trooper]

For the past week, Captain Rosetta Martin has been investigating into the disappearance of corrupt senators. After series reports, she and a few members of the 501st that Captain Rex (@captainrex-of-the-501st) hand lent her, discovered that they were taken off world to Quesh.

Quesh in recent year, had been turned in arena death match planet, were the worst of the worst would fight to death for fame and glory. Sometime bounty hunters would kidnap corrupt leaders or businessmen to have fight for amusement.

General Kenobi (@its-over-i-have-the-high-ground) has joined to captain to put a stop to human trafficking ring.

Rosetta: General, I recommend going in disguise to infiltrate the enemy.

Kenobi: That would give us the element of surprise, and lest casualties than we charged in like a certain someone I know would (@skyguy-is-gonna-fly-by). We need a distraction as well.

Commander Cody: I will take my men, and we attack from the south side. Keeping guards distracted, for you two to slip in.

Rosetta: Once we get inside fall back to here, once we take the ringleader, we will meet up here, further north.

As the group confirmed the plan. They took a rest for night and head out. Rosetta and Kenobi changed into their disguises went to the gate. As they arrived most of the guard were running to the south to defend the wall.

Kenobi and Rosetta slipped in and head towards the VIP area.

Guard 1: Hault, you not permitted in this area. Leave now!!!

Rosetta: We have orders to deliver this package. (It was an empty box with nothing side)

Guard 2: We don’t care!!! Our orders are not to let anyone through. Hand over the package and be on your way.

Rosetta gave Kenobi a nod.

Kenobi using force on the guards: You will let through, it is important.

The Guards: We will let you through, it is important.

The Guards let Rosetta and Kenobi pass. As they entered, they met with little resistance.

Kenobi: I have a bad feeling about this

They were suddenly surrounded.

Rosetta: It’s a trapped

Unknown Voice: And you felt right for it.

A Hutt entered the room being escorted by some bounty hunters.

Unknown Hutt: I am Miko the Hutt. I think I got myself two new contenders for the next match.

Rosetta: As if Miko. You nothing but a low tier Hutt. Just because you speak basic doesn’t mean you are special. (Rosetta knew that all Hutts could speak basic if they wanted too, but she wanted to push some buttons. See if Miko would slip up)

Miko: Republic Trash. How dare you. I been running this planet and all of its activities for decades!!! I am no low tier Hutt.

Kenobi: Sounds like, some couldn’t control their anger and given us all the information we need, Rosetta.

Rosetta: Indeed General. And we have all record. (Rosetta held a recording holo)

Miko: (Angrily growled, before regaining composure) No Worries, I will just dispose of you and all the evidence will be erased. Guards get them!!!

Rosetta used her mini flamethrowers to keep the guards from charging while Kenobi forced pushed the other guards against the wall. Rosetta jumped over the flames used her flame punch to knock out the remaining guards.

Miko sent out her bounty hunters next. Rosetta quickly pulled out her pistol and shot one on the left. She shot an ion blast from her wrist and disarmed the hunter. She charged towards hit, started punching him until he was down.

Kenobi was dealing with the other one on the right. Using his lightsaber to deflect the bullet back at the hunter. Kenobi threw his lightsaber at the hunter jet pack. Which launched the hunter out of the window into arena. The hunter was dragged off by animals in the pit.

They turned towards Miko.

Rosetta: It’s over Miko. As Captain of the 25th unit of Republic Special Forces I am placing you under arrest by the authority given to me by Republic High Command. (Man, we really need get name, she thought to herself.

Just as Rosetta was about to move. Something shot passed her and hit the Hutt. Instantly kill Miko.

Unknown Voice: Another Job Completed.

Kenobi: Who are you?

Unknown Voice: You can call me Anna aka the great bounty hunter (@the-greatest-mandalorian) in the world. Ta, Now!!

Anna proceeds to fly off. Rosetta not thinking, flies after her.

Kenobi: Maybe, she is not level headed as Anakin as I thought.

Rosetta proceeds to shoot at Anna.

Anna: You have to better than that to get me.

Rosetta: Surrender now!

Anna: Nah!!! I wouldn’t get my money if I did that.

Rosetta: you did this for the money.

Anna: yes and no. Miko was scum anyways, I grab bounties for scum and anything that cause mischief. I have code. But why do you care, there one less criminal in the galaxy now.

Rosetta: There is a rule of law to how things work. That is what separates us from them.

Anna: Well….It just means the a governmental body just controls who gets arrested and judge later. Sometimes, they get go free, because they information on other high level criminal. And they eventually go back their ways taking the other criminals empire. An endless cycle.

Rosetta: So you get to decide who lives and who dies. Just because you disagree, when the ruling body even if they are wrong. You can always vote them out and let someone new in willing to make a change for the better

Anna: That just wishful thinking. You will see, one day someone is going cross a line and we will never able to go back. And everything will change for the worse. Oh, looks times is up, my rides here.

Anna jumps onto her ship and fly off into the unknown. Rosetta walks back, thing on what Anna’s words. It is possible, no it can’t be, we have check and balances. I prove her wrong somehow.

THE END

[professional-tooka-herder]

Mom bods, yea or nay?

Asking on behalf of all insecure squishy tummies, stretch marks, and thicc thighs.

Mesh'la you are beautiful. Point me at anyone who says otherwise and I'll set them straight

Soft stomachs, stretch marks, scars or anything else. You are beautiful in my eyes. Gorgeous even. Nat born beautiful standards are confusing. Ashoka'ika tried explaining it but I don't understand. You're all so beautiful.

For my clarification, a mom bod is someone who bears the life of mother hood yes? Is larger or thicker than what people say is "acceptable"

Sounds like bullshit the long necks would make up to put us clones down and I won't stand for it.

Cyar'ika, life is tough on all of us, mother hood even more so. Tougher than managing this crazy bunch even and your body bears it well.

Also between you and me I can't think of any clone who doesn't love to feel something soft and warm pressed against us. Reminds us there are good things in the world. Good food, good people, life outside of the war and shitty rations and cold lonely space.

Also as fives would say - thicc fives saves lives.

Did I use that correctly?

Anyway the point is, mesh'la if you need a little more love, you can always count on a clone.

Apologies if I got carried away, I'm a little too passionate in telling people how wonderful I think they are.

Captain Rex | CT 7567

[hardcase-ct-yolo]

@professional-tooka-herder

[caffinated-marshall-commander]

Rough week, vod?

@captainrex-of-the-501st

Oh, you know... same old, same old.

[the-best-research-assistant]

Give Rex a hug. He seriously needs one after the time he's been having since order 66

I think you're right.

-jumped behind @captainrex-of-the-501st and gave him a hug*

[corrie-trooper-nitro]

Wait...we have arc troopers in the Guard?

They ALLOWED THAT?

- @corrie-guard-tumbler

There are no ARC troopers in the guard, they leave them for legions/battalions on the battle field. but there are a few of us with ARC training, such as Fox, Thire and myself.

This technically extends to other factions. Captain Rex also had ARC training without changing from Clone Trooper status to ARC status.

[commander-ryder-607th]

cmonn vod I'm 14 let me go to drink with you guys

@youngfett

I'm not so sure Rex, Cody or Fox would be overly thrilled with that idea.

[fives-not-5]

So... Question time.