Warning ya'll! The story is 17+ despite nothing TOO graphical being focused on too long.
DON'T proceed to read if you can't handle the description of someone " releasing the water from their hose. "
The smeggs is literally off-screen and yet I'm getting an overreaction in the reblogs :U
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Bobby has lost a bet with his sisters and now he has to pay the forfeit.
To go on a hot date as a girl, with a Sheila's classmate Brad!
"Don't worry sweetie, we'll make you so pretty no-one will ever suspect!"
"I've told Brad my cousin Hannah is visiting this week. I'll text him now."
"Smile sweetie!"
"Hi Brad, can't wait to meet you! xxx"
"You're a real cutie. I'll pick you up at six."
Bobby's sister came along with her BF, but kept discreetly out of the way.
"Remember: You have to let him get to 2nd base or it doesn't count..."
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that one caption from @micromime that im prettu sure ate my skull and also killed me with a brick :33333
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" Wanna see a dead body? 83 "
Wanna know what's goin on? Watch here:
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Jenny stared at you from the back seat as you drove, still miffed. You told her your new car had state-of-the-art seatbelts that always rested snugly and securely.
You neglected to mention that it did that by adjusting her breasts, not the belt. Now her massive jugs fit perfectly in your car, but less so in her shirt. Adjustments had to be made.
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