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[beemo-boppin]

Help--this is too precious-- i'm -- ah -help

Transcript and credit below!

Transcript:

<< Ari: Do I have a big smile?

Bdubs: It's not huge, it needs to be bigger >

< Bdubs: Etho couldn't hit it back to me

Ari: Oh... We'll he's weak >

< Ari: Yah >

< Ari: YUSS hehe >

< Ari: RELEASE THE HOUND-- oop. Release the hound...

Bdubs: NO! NO DOGS ON HEEERE-- >

< Ari: I'm better than Etho, that's the thing

Bdubs: You are better than Etho

Ari: To be honest, I'm very sorry for saying this, but, I'm gonna need to tell you something. Come to the net

Bdubs: Alright

Ari: [timidly] Etho's my favorite guy that does- like-

[firework explodes]

Ari: Like- *looks to firework* can you shut up? Like who does stuff with you.. and stuff.. but not you :)

Bdubs: But not me?

Ari: Yeh. Not you :)

Bdubs: You like Etho at Minecraft, more than me?

Ari: yes *laughs*

Bdubs: *looking to the sky* THIS ISN'T FAIIIR >>

Clipped from Bdubs' video, "TENNIS! in minecraft :: Minecraft Hermitcraft" (12:14-14:12)

[geminisee]

you have more in common with the average citizen in china than any us politician

[soundandvisionsblog]

Dig his sense of humor.

No Reservations S01 E06 Sicily

[soupy-sez]

The Doom Generation (1995)

[i-beg-of-you]

[dreamingkatie]

kill the ego.

[beemo-boppin]

*windows stalling noise*

Transcript

Bdubs: Yeah Etho (off-screen): Or... 67% chance of rerolling and- and Gem: Don't listen to him Etho (off-screen): gettin something else Gem: He's such a nerd, we're accepting that *ding* Bdubs: Oh, I was just about to hit reroll, I love Etho s'much Gem: stop it *Bdubs and Etho chuckle* *Tango snickers* Gem: Alright let's go! Bdubs: Let's goo!

Clipped from Tango's video, "The Kitchen is OPEN! One Hilarious Hour of Hungry Hermits - Hermitcraft 10 #21" (42:43-43:01)

[389]

[localboobsenjoyer]

"Look, honey! For some reason I have my thigh gap back! Isn't it nice? The last time I had it must have been like 10 years ago when we met in college." Your splendid wife was standing naked in all of her glorious beauty for you to take in. For some in the last years, her body started changing how her body fat is distributed. It basically now goes straight to her boobs; her once unremarkable C-cup on an average build is now a massive J-cup on a much tinier waist. Her ass stayed mostly the same, and this allowed her old thigh gap to reappear, creating a silhouette with anime proportions. Her massive boobs, despite being heavily bigger, hold themselves up quite nicely and have a remarkable shape even without a bra. You didn't know what triggered this change, but you hope it keeps going because you both loved what it's doing to her body.

[geminisee]

via 2rawtooreal2

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NEVER THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY!

(captions added by me)

[kirstydreamingmore]

[princessdulcicensored]

You know you're not getting my ass, beta boy. So screen grab and then post what you're getting for valentines day. Remember to tag me so I can see what you're getting.

[i-beg-of-you]

[389]

Frankenhooker (1990), dir. Frank Henenlotter