#carlosless

[bugfeather]

three hours and 85 layers later lol (please please click for higher quality)

anyway capcom left us in a cruel carlos-less world!!

(image refing the second to last battle with nemisis)

[vaaaaaiolet]

🥵🥵🥵

say it with me now: AT. THE. SAME. DAMN. TIME.

i leave you with these out of pocket comments i've collected from leon tiktok comment sections for your troubles:

I'd let him keep it in for days I'm not even kidding

can I be a Barbie so I can be the box he comes in

he’s so cute. i wanna put him into a jar and shake him when i get angry.

[akumanoken]

Today we're taking a break between commissions... I have a new one and it's a apngtuber model and right now my brain is just.... not feeling it??

So like come ask me and the boys some questions...

[yonacravesattention]

Crying cuz I need more of Carlos GDHSHHSS, HE LEFT US IN A COLD CRUEL CARLOSLESS WORLD. 😭👊👊

[vesperaominosum]

༺ I’ve been seeing a lot of strong takes about Resident Evil characters as of late, a lot of hate, and while I grew up loving those characters, I can’t pretend that some of the hate isn’t justified, so I decided to weigh in and share the things I believe RE characters actually deserve the hate for (or at least some strong criticism) ༻

Characters included: leon, chris, claire, luis, jill, carlos, ada, jack, sherry, jake, william + wesker

!Disclaimer!:

all listed below are my personal opinions and you don’t have to agree with it, so please be mindful and don’t get upset if you don’t like what you see

leon s kennedy

beats up sick women and children and robs them

not a girls girl (gatekeeps his haircare routine)

mewing in the middle of conversations

chris redfield

canonically is an older brother (dm if you need proof)

befriends vulnerable people for his own gain (i.e. Wesker)

claire redfield

hangs out with minors (as an adult, what do you even talk about with a 12 year old, realistically)

pick-me behavior (owns a motorcycle for clout but never actually drives it in re2)

luis serra

bad role model (makes smoking (dangerous and harmful habit) look hot, otherwise did nothing wrong)

jill valentine

a woman

carlos oliveira

liar (promised not to leave us in a cruel carlosless world yet here we are)

ada wong

sets unrealistic beauty standards

facetimes people without a warning (rude)

jack krauser

internalized homophobia final boss

practices kinks without prior discussion (i.e. knife play)

sherry birkin

a minor in adult spaces

jake muller

insecure about being a ginger

overall fatherless behavior

william birkin

a huge nerd

secret animosity w best friend (had to outshine him by all means and look where it got him)

and while the game is littered with problematic and downright horrible people, you can’t ignore that the franchise gifted us with some of the best characters who make the games worth it, so let me end with a good example:

𓂃۶ৎ albert wesker

good time management (7 minutes)

wants the best for humanity (there are nuances)

team player (i.e. sacrificed himself to buy his friends (jill and chris) more time to escape the tyrant)

fights against normalization of lip fillers (not just by taking a stance, but by actually providing representation)

thank you for your time, add more if yk

(i am bored at the hospital and in pain)

[inkievoid]

Listen I love Leon and Chris as much as the next person but I feel that we are also not giving Carlos his flowers 🥲 like that’s my man right there!!! He’s so babygirl and I do NOT want to live in a cold cruel carlosless world anymore. Plus you KNOW that man would treat you like royalty. He’s a flirt but I 1000% believe that man is THEE biggest simp

Anyways 🦈 anon and I’ve finally recovered from the massive dose of anesthesia they gave me (I started singing Chappell roan to my mom on the drive home after yapping for five minutes about possums)

NO CARLOS IS A TOTAL FUCKING SIMP! Like you could do no wrong in the man's eyes.

Man's would actually call his partner princess with his whole chest and not even blink if you call him out of it. He'd definitely be SUPER gentlemanly (not that Chris or Leon wouldn't!!!) Carlos wouldn't let you open doors yourself, close or open your car door. He'd get so mad if you did too. Like you open your own car door and he'd dead ass look you in the eyes and say "Let's do this again. I'll close the door and reopen it for you, okay?"

You'd be tons of "just because" gifts, even brings you flowers every payday. It's literally the first thing he spends his check on every 2 weeks. And I don't mean grocery store flowers, he has a standing routine bouquet order with a florist every 2 weeks.

I could honestly go on for hours about this man 😭😭

[naychuchu]

it’s always about his arms but never his nose. like i get it, i love his arms too but his nose is literally so perfect?? and i don’t even mean it in the doja cat way but like i’m so jealous of him. everything about carlos is just perfection and it’s just so evil of capcom to leave us in a cruel, cold carlosless world😞

[boodhs]

you are keeping me well fed in a cruel carlosless world and for that i wish you eternal delight and comfort

im so glad!! lack of carlos content makes me tweak

[kazzattack]

i will never get over carlos oliveira quite literally leaving me in a cold cruel carlosless world </3 SOMEONE UPDATE HIS SMUT TAG PLSSSS

[deadbydangit]

Hi, how are you? I was wondering if you could do one when the Reader is sad and the characters try to cheer them up, it could be with Gabriel, Carlos, Bill, Trapper and Trickster

I can do that. I've already done this for Trickster and Trapper, it's on my masterlist. Sorry this took a while, I've been so exhausted lately.

Cheering up a sad Reader

Gabriel, Carlos, Bill

Gabriel Soma

He's not great with emotions.

It's how he was raised.

Or rather, what he was made as.

But he can tell when a person is upset.

He's going to do his absolute best to make you smile again.

What he lacks emotional understanding, he makes up for in his ability to strategize.

Gabriel knows everything about you.

Your favorite food.

Favorite actives.

Any hobbies you have.

And he knows the things you don't like.

He's conducted a whole plan.

First, he'll make you your favorite foods.

He's actually great at cooking.

Your favorite things to do?

He'll research how to do them.

He'll be very invested in making you feel better.

He might not realize you just want alone time.

Or to just talk.

If you tell him that, he'll feel really really bad.

But he just wanted you to feel better.

And it's really sweet that he's trying so hard.

So cut him slack.

And make sure to give him lots of kisses.

Carlos Oliveira

He knows immediately.

Carlos might not be the brightest out there.

But he knows how to read emotions.

And he knows how to cheer you up.

He's a clown when you're upset.

He's a clown anyways.

But more so when you're upset.

Silly stories.

Crazy stories of when he worked as an mercenary.

Stories that make you question how he's still alive.

Oh, you hungry?

Want food?

He's always down to eat.

Maybe eating will make you feel better.

It always makes him feel better.

No?

Then he'll make you go out and do something.

Sitting around all day is depressing.

And boring.

Being bored makes you sad.

If you want to talk, he's a great listener.

If you want silence...well that won't really happen.

He isn't great at staying quiet.

But he'll make an effort.

Oh, but he won't be leaving.

He would never leave you alone in a cold Carlosless world.

Bill Overbeck

He's a toughened old man.

So Bill likes to pretend he doesn't feel anything.

Physically or mentally.

But he does.

Even if it's just minimal.

And he knows when you're upset.

But he isn't great at bringing it up.

So don't expect too much out of him.

And arm around your shoulder.

A light hug.

Maybe a kiss on the cheek.

Maybe offer a cigar.

It's okay if you don't take it.

He won't be offended.

If you want to talk, he'll listen.

He can't offer much advice unless it's something like combat training.

If someone hurt you, don't worry.

He'll come back, covered in their blood.

"Don't worry about it."

That person will come begging for your forgiveness later.

He may be a man of few words.

But he's a man of actions.

And he'll do anything to see you smile again.

[vizishereig]

You're "The Simp" cuz of Carlos haha luv you sm as a bestie 🫂❤️

duudjdxjdosk, yes. I will proudly say I am simping for that man. oh my god.

he's just so pretty and agh. I love him. he's lovely. and he's left me in a cruel, Carlosless world.

[jaycesirlgf]

can believe im in a cool cold carlosless world

ME GOO IM SO SAD IM IN A CRUEL COLD CARLOS LESS WORLD

[n3ptoonz]

the only way to survive in this cold cruel carlosless world.

my hyperfixations keep me from killing myself so please just let me be delusional and dream of fictional older men and their big brown eyes and massive cocks

[akumanoken]

not me watching re edits and eating chipotle

[maximuswolf]

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[nyxku]

carlos… where are you… come back…. dont leave me alone in this carlosless world… the kids miss you