#carmen is like 😰😰😰

[fedorah-the-explorah]

i think player should be able to deck gray. just once. as a treat.

[hauntingblue]

THEY CAPTURED ACE?????????!!!!!!! IMPEL DOWN??????!!!!!!!

[lewisvinga]

get his ass ! | lando norris/the grid x fem! reader

summary: y/n was loved among the grid, quickly gaining the title of ‘the mother of the grid’ due to her motherly nature. but when a famous football player says he’d like to take her on a date in an interview, the boys are quick to defend her.

fc; maria isabel

warnings; kinda suggestive pics , curse words

notes; requested! this came later than expected lol, been super tired after a long road trip and was out all day w poor connection😩🥲 don’t mind my lil football reference 🤭🤭 also second pic of the interview was meant to say pretty at the end but it was called off lol😞

masterlist !

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yourusername: pov: single mother after a day full of chasing and taking care of her 5 grown children on the paddock

tagged; landonorris, oscarpiastri, alex_albon, logansargeant, georgerussell63

username: MOTHER IS BACK ON THE PADDOCK

username: i want u fr

landonorris: ‘single mother’ who am i then?😕

yourusername: a grown child who asks me to ‘pretty please’ wipe the grease off of his pizza😁

landonorris: it was disgustingly greasy…🤢

username: LMFAOOAOAO

username: a single mom who works 2 jobs who loves her kids

yourusername: they get on my nerves all the time but i love my grown children 💓

logansargeant: sorry mom

yourusername: you and osc are an exception

alex_albon: oh, wow!

oscarpiastri: 😁

georgerussell63: you trying to say something, y/n….

yourusername: yeah give me carmen

carmenmmundt: i agree!

georgerussell63: wait-

username: you need to open a youtube channel!

username: your fit on the paddock ate today 😩

username: the picture of alex and logan w the snake 😭😭😭😭

username: can always count on y/n for content

yourusername posted to their story!

[caption 1; baby’s nap time 😴] [caption 2; taking my sons out for lunch 🫶🫶] [caption 3; my new child, surprise! it’s a boy!💙]

Jude Bellingham answers your fan questions!

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landonorris: all mine.

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: lando norris…. i thought you’d post this on your jpg account…

landonorris: nope😁

yourusername: could’ve been worse thank u

yourusername: all yours. forever. 🫶

landonorris: always.

username: so y’all saw jude’s interview too…

username: caption was 100% aimed a jude

alex_albon: can i tag him pls

yourusername: no.

landonorris: yes!

yourusername: no or i won’t take you to get kbbq tmrw

alex_albon: sorry lando

username: alex’s comment😭

username: oh wow

username: the 2nd, 4th, n last pic🥴🥴🥴🥴

username: their relationship isn’t a want it’s a NEED

logansargeant: oh!

yourusername: look away pls😞😔

landonorris: no keep looking so you and every other athlete knows she’s mine 😁

username: jealous lando omg 😵‍💫😵‍💫

maxverstappen1: take that tap in merchant!

carlossainz55: yeah and he won against you guys! put some respect on his name 🙄

yourusername: my football rivalry sons…

landonorris: no i agree w max

username: not the culers and merengues of f1 fighting 😭😭

georgerussell63: my eyes!😰😰😰😰

georgerussell63: but that serves him right! y/n is a taken lady!

username: red is HER color, no one can wear read

username: the fit is everything 😍😍

username: need someone to recreate the last pic w 😖😖😣😣

oscarpiastri: i really had to stop lando from posting more exposing pictures, you’re welcome btw mother

landonorris: i had plenty of other ones to choose from…

yourusername: thank u osc😭

[sharlsworld]

⋆⭒˚.⋆ my dawg - ʟɴ4 ☆

✿ lando norris x influencer reader

✿ lando norris is down bad for his girlfriend and he has no shame about it

ᵃᵘᵗʰᵒʳˢ ⁿᵒᵗᵉ ୨୧ this is kinda pt 2 to walk em like a dog

🝮

yn

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yn took my dawg out today

landonorris didn’t expect you to become a gymnast in the middle of dinner 😔

⤷ lilymhe HAHAHA

landonorris spit on me your so hot

⤷ yn kinky boy

georgerussell63 Perioddd 💅🏽

⤷ yn ok that’s enough

alexandrasaintmleux I miss you

⤷ yn i miss you more come over i’ll kick lando out

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux Walking to the door right now i’ll be there in 10

⤷ landonorris hello?

⤷ charles_leclerc Guess I’ll see you at the paddock then?? 😟

francisca.cgomes let him out the crate for a little bit

⤷ yn yeah he’s been behaving recently

⤷ landonorris 😈😈

oscarpiastri I think you need to take him on more walks he has to much energy

⤷ landonorris i know a way to get rid of energy easily

⤷ yn and back in the crate you go!

🝮

yn

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yn sushi dates with my love 🎀

alexandrasaintmleux My favorite date 🥰

⤷ charles_leclerc Uhm, alright then

landonorris but that’s our thing?? ☹️

⤷ yn you don’t even eat sushi?

⤷ landonorris i still take you out to eat it even though the sight of it makes me gag??

⤷ yn and then you make me brush my teeth before i can kiss you?

⤷ landonorris just say you hate me

⤷ yn i hate you

⤷ landonorris please take me back baby

francisca.cgomes i miss my girls 😣😣

⤷ yn we miss you more!!

alex_albon did lando stay at charles’ 😂

⤷ charles_leclerc Yes and he would not shut up about how he misses y/n

georgerussell63 Me next

⤷ landonorris no go away i’m next

⤷ lilymhe actually i am 🤣

🝮

landonorris

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landonorris hopelessy devoted to you ❤️

yn my one love 🤍

⤷ charles_leclerc Hold on…is y/n norris being sweet?? Did someone screenshot this?

⤷ yn did i get married and just don’t remember?

⤷ landonorris yes.

yn can we get a puppy

⤷ landonorris whatever you want baby

⤷ yn 🤍

francisca.cgomes ok, cute

carlossainz55 I remember when you were hopelessly devoted to me.

⤷ landolovesyn LMFAO NOT CARLOS BEING SALTY 😭😭

pierregasly down BAD

lilymhe hm. well, i guess this is cute

alexandrasaintmleux I approve of this post

oscarpiastri WE KNOW

chilipowder55 poor oscar 😭 he’s so done with both of them

flowers444yn all the wags don’t wanna share y/n with her bf 💀

🝮

f1updates

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f1updates lando & y/n out in monaco tonight

lordperceval lando’s always in the likes whenever a sighting of them is posted 😭

⤷ georgerussell63 he’s so unserious

⤷ alex_albon GEORGE?!

⤷ charles_leclerc ALEXANDER?!

⤷ maxverstappen1 CHARLES?!

⤷ carlossainz55 MAX?!

⤷ pierregasly CARLOS?!

⤷ oscarpiastri PIERRE?!

⤷ carmenmmundt OSCAR?!

⤷ lilymhe CARMEN?!

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux LILY?!

⤷ francisca.cgomes ALEX?!

⤷ lewishamilton So we all stalk every update about lando and y/n?

⤷ georgerussell63 LEWIS?!?!

sharls_lerklerk why did lewis just expose all of them

🝮

lando.jpg

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lando.jpg she’s getting it tonight

yn OH OK!! how sweet 😰

⤷ landonorris always for you 😉

yn guys i’m scared

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux i’m omw

alexandrasaintmleux My girl 💘💗💕💓

francisca.cgomes the prettiest girl ever

alexandrasaintmleux so that’s where my dress went

⤷ yn what dress? 😟

maxverstappen1 Hair is on point

charles_leclerc Alright I fw the fit

georgerussell63 Period my queen never lets us down 💅🏽

oscarpiastri Ate down or whatever 💋

danielricciardo Drop the hair care routine girl

lilymhe beautiful beautiful girl

carlossainz55 Slay all day 😻😻

landowonone what is going on 😭

🝮

yn

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yn alexandra got a puppy, so i made lando get me a puppy too

alexandrasaintmleux Play dates everyday

landonorris 🤍🤍🤍

charles_leclerc Leo and lil Pete are gonna be the best friends

carlossainz55 So you get him Saturday and Sunday and I get him the rest of the week? 😁

⤷ yn um no ❤️

carmenmmundt How cute 🥹

alex_albon I think he would look cuter with me…in my house…in my arms

⤷ yn i don’t think so

maxfewtrell The chokehold you have on him isn’t okay 😔

⤷ yn neither was the one he had on me last night

⤷ maxfewtrell !?!? 😨

[thebearer]

Carmy’s wife standing at the door of their office at The Bear, watching Carmy cook during dinner rush and she’s fixated on his arms and hands flexing while he cooks 😰… She’s like, “OMG” and the whole Bear staff whip their heads around to look at her and she’s like… “…. Did I say that out loud?” As her eyes go wide 😂

just gawking at his hands. in a full blown, shameless stare. “you good?” carmen asks, looking up at you.

“yeah.” you just nod not even looking away. he’s just so good with his hands, how could you?

[stimboard-friday]

hihii ^^ i'm beverly or bev and this is my stimboard blog 🙀

i am a minor and i use they/she/it pronouns

i will try my best to get to every req ^^ if i don't respond to yours, i rejected it sorrryyy

i don't know every media but i'll do like anything you request

EXCEPT: extreme gore, ships including linda monroe with a man, grace chasity with a man, max jagerman with a woman, or ruth fleming with a man. i will not do guinea pigs/hamsters and nsfw either 🤫🤫 (i am also way forgetful so forgive me if i take a while to do the boards😰😰)

i'll probably do boards for fandoms i'm in first before anything else ⬇️⬇️

- ducktales

- carmen sandiego

- starkid/hatchetfield

- it (2017 & '19)

- the black phone

- stranger things

- dead boy detectives

- i/atsv

that's it byeeee :3

[thegamingcatmom]

Far, far, far down the line of The Sisters x You...

The Denalis and the Cullens huddled together in a room with their petsies hoomans (You & Bella) just happily existing:

Carlisle: 😊 "Ah...wonderful, isn't it? The whole family together."

Everyone except Rosalie & Irina: 😊*nods in agreement*

Rosalie & Irina: 😐 *silently wish to be anywhere else*

Alice: 😁👏 "Oh! I've been meaning to ask: How did all of you come to...be? Like this? I wanna know everything!"

The Denalis: 😳 *experience flashbacks of kidnapping you and keeping you with them against your will*

Edward, reading their minds: 🥲 *struggles to remain calm and composed*

Bella, slightly concerned: 👀 *looks at Edward who looks like he´s dying*

Bella, mouthing in a totally not subtle way: 'You okay?'

Edward: 💀 *continues to look like he´s dying*

Kate: 😇 "Well, fun story actually. Tanya?"

Tanya, on the outside: "😅"

Tanya, on the inside: "🤬🔪"

Tanya: 😅👀 "W-Well, fun story indeed. Carmen?"

The Cullens: 🙂 *patiently wait for an answer, gazes switching back and forth like they´re watching a tennis match*

Carmen: 🙈😶‍🌫️ *dies inside*

Irina: "🙄🤦‍♀️" (girl´s done)

Kate: "😁"

Eleazar: "🤷‍♂️" (he´s the most innocent of em all tbf)

Tanya, finally remembering she´s the coven leader: "Well, you see, it is quite a fun story actually-"

You, getting fed up with your weird ass family: "They abducted me."

The Cullens (except Edward), thinking it´s a joke: "😅😉"

You, being deadass: "😐"

...

The Cullens: "🤨😳😰😱❓❓❓"

The Denalis, at the Cullens: "😅"

The Denalis, at you: "❓💀❓"

Esme & Carlisle: *share a look*

Esme, turning to you, most concerned: "A-Abducted?"

You, in good spirits: 😊 "Yup. Plucked me like a ripe berry."

The Cullens: "😱"

The Denalis, who can´t deal: "🫠"

You, completely oblivious to the collective mental breakdown: 🤨 "...Is everyone alright?"

Everyone: "👁️👄👁️"

BONUS:

Bella leading you out of the room while Edward distracts everyone:

Bella: 👉🗒️👉👁️👁️🫵 *hands you a note, signs you to read it*

You: "🤨"

Bella (forcefully): "...👉🗒️👉👁️👁️🫵🫵🫵"

You: 🙄👁️👁️🗒️ *starts to read it because you´re about to lose it*

The note: "BLINK ONCE IF YOU NEED RESCUING"

You: "🤨❓"

Bella, waiting with bated breath: "👁️👁️"

You: *blinks once because it´s a fucking necessity*

Bella: *internal screaming*

OR:

Your very first family gathering doesn´t quite go as planned...

[vortexparadox]

anonymous asked: 😰 - emoji mun q’s

💌 Emoji Mun Questions [ meme - always accepting ]

😰 What is one character you desperately want your muse to interact with?

I have to pick just one?! It really depends on which of my muses we’re talking about here, to be perfectly honest. And in some case, it’s with duplicates of my own muses!

I’m also sticking mostly to canon muses, because OCs are so widely varied that it’d be a bit difficult to include them, but as always, OCs are very welcome on this blog, as well as my others.

Josie ― Eighth Doctor

Osgood ― Kate Stewart

Donna ― Tenth Doctor

Braxiatel ― Bernice Summerfield

Bernice ― Irving Braxiatel

Leela ― Donna Noble

Fourth Doctor ― Romana

Eighth Doctor ― New Who companions within the Altered History AU

Narvin ― Irving Braxiatel, Romana, and Leela

Carmen ― any law enforcement and/or people objecting to her thievery

Gabby ― Tenth Doctor

Cindy ― Tenth Doctor

Noobis ― The Doctor (any regeneration)

Toshiko ― Owen Harper

Martha ― The Doctor (any regeneration)

Bill ― Thirteenth Doctor (struggling to remember “GRANDAD” while coping with “omg she’s hot”)

I mean, there are plenty of others! I really enjoy exploring the potential for all sorts of dynamics, which is part of why I also enjoy crossovers so much. 

Like, crossover wise? I’d love Josie to interact with other people besides the Doctor who, like her, look human but actually aren’t - like the androids from Detroit: Become Human. I’d love Leela to get to meet other strong-willed warrior women. I’d love Tosh to meet other tech experts and geek out together over computers and such. I’d love Bill to have all the girlfriends her gay little heart can handle.