#carnivorous fagposting

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does someone wanna crack open my ribcage and eat me alive because i think that would fix me

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redoing my intro shit this is a temp placeholder <3

hi! im miles! you can also call me jay, pyral(spite), nep(eta), flutters(hy), or gir!

my pronouns are primarily it/ix/bite/pup but i am good with pretty much any neos :3 feel free to check out my pronouns.page for more fun stuff such as neopronouns and xenogenders and names and words :33

i am an osdd-1b system host but dont post system stuff that often 👍 i post a lot more about our audhd bpd and fibro but even then i prefer to use tumblr for fandom shit as opposed to sadposting lmao

uhh feel free to dm for our discord / simply plural / instagram if we're mutuals btw :3 and even if we're not you can look at my artfight / toyhou.se / spacehey / twitter / ao3

i won't ever be able to make a full list of my fandoms bc there's too many but currently what i rb a lot of includes invader zim, ace attorney, car seat headrest, honkai star rail, pmmm, utdr, dan and phil, homestuck, pokemon, 1 trait danger, welcome to night vale, the magnus archives, my chemical romance, my little pony, sonic the hedgehog, and waterparks

im working on a bit of a basic tagging system for organization which works as follows

#brain thoughts - random thoughts & original posts

#friend art!!! - friend art tag

#furfag scribbles - my art tag

#furfag answers - ask tag

#furfag ocs - my ocs

#furfag wolfposting - wolf/dogposting because i am a wolfboy

#woof >_< - suggestive posts! if you're a minor block this tag

#rawr >:3c - kin/source stuff

#:33 <> - equius/meowrails stuff :3

#mutual food :3 - cooking my mutuals

#computerfuckery - having sex with the server room (objectum posting i think wires are SEXY)

#carnivorous fagposting - cannibalism and teeth and meat and flesh and all that sexy stuff

if i post anything you want tagged specifically lmk :3 i'll do the same for things that bother me

i don't wanna have a huge dni list so im just gonna block ppl that make me uncomfortable i love my beautiful wife the block button

and now the obligatory userboxes and blinkies :3

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trans werewolf boy seeking trans werewolf boy. Transgedner werewolf boyfriends. werewolf boys. transgenderism. can a hot trans werewolf hunt me for sport

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on a scale of 1-10, how willing would you be to eat a human corpse?

ok that . depends.

how long have they been dead? do i know how they died? am i cooking their flesh? do i have to eat the whole corpse?

in a hypothetical situation where i will not get sick from eating the person and they wanted to be eaten after death then sure probably 8/10 there would be some hesitation but i wouldn't be unwilling. 9/10 if i get to have their flesh prepared for me and cooked the way that would be most tasty. although that's a lot of meat and i feel like i would need a lot of people bc an average human man weighs about 135 lbs and then even with taking out about 30lbs to account for the skeleton and any organs that would be best uneaten that's still like 90-100lbs of meat that's insane to eat by yourself

idk in a real world scenario especially if it was just some random corpse being presented to me like Here Eat This im very much going to be skeptical of both the source of the body and any possible illnesses that they could have carried so probably closer to 3/10 maybe even a 2/10

and i would absolutely not if theyve been dead for too long and their meat hadn't been properly processed, decay comes in very quickly after death and i prefer my meat not to be full of maggots and other decomposers, thank you very much. i have a bit of basic knowledge to be able to tell how long someone would have been dead based on what bugs are up in their corpse which would be helpful in that scenario though thank you wildlife csi

idk all in all my answer ranges depending on the source of the corpse, the death of the person, the overall health of the person before their death, their wishes after death, if i have to eat them raw or if their meat can be cooked, and whether or not i have to eat them by myself