#casual misogynistic tim strikes again /j

[martyrbat]

as the crow flies - batman #626

[ID: Tim Drake under disguise as a female medical student. Tim just got hit on by a male student and avoided his advancements. He mutters to himself, "This is so not cool. Being Robin is cool and this ain't it." Alfred chimes in on his hidden comm, "You're the one who told him that you wanted more practical experience with disguises." Tim sulks, "Yes, but I didn't think it would involve me dressing up as a chick."

Alfred is shown in the Batcave with his arms crossed and with a slightly amused expression. He's standing in front of several angled monitors as he tells him, "Master Tim, you would appear far too young to be a male medical student." Tim argues, "I could be a genius. A doogie howser prodigy thing." Alfred dryly corrects, "That would attract too much attention."

Tim retaliates, "These boobs attract too much attention. I keep getting hit on. You made them too big." Alfred corrects him with the reminder of casual misogyny, "I made them big enough that you'd get preferential treatment but not so big that you'd be remembered." Tim tells Alfred he put way too much thought into that before he collects the blood and tissue sample he was sent in for. Batman speaks into the comm, telling him to bring them back to the cave. Tim looks up at empty air with a horrified realization that Bruce heard their bantering. He asks Alfred, "He was listening?" Alfred grimly responds, "Timothy, he is always listening." END ID]