#casually mentions PEERLESS CUCUMBER in passing

[labyrynth]

i just wanna say for the record that shang qinghua absolutely wrote fanfic of his own work and didn’t even try to hide it.

like the account he publishes it on is called like “airplane shooting towards the sky 2” and his author’s notes are always like

“DISCLAIMER: i actually do own pidw (© me all rights reserved etc whatever) but this isn’t canon i just thought it would be funny as shit lol”

or like

“i was originally writing this for pidw but things got a lot gayer than planned. i didn’t want bingge to feel left out so i scrapped it ♪(´ε｀ ) this isn’t technically canon, but please know in your hearts that wives #365 and #404 are in love (also no smut in this ch sorry)”

or

“ahhhhhh mbj really is just too cool but he never gets to shine as much as i want him to *sobs* forgive me my king it’s the only way to keep you safe from bingge’s wives (´；ω；`)”

or just

“i got tired of writing about vaginas. vagina vagina vagina. give a girl a dick for once.

this chapter is dedicated to user “BingTits”, who commented on chapter 874 about wanting to see bingge’s tits put to more use. i hope this lives up to your expectations.”

or like if his system ever let him have access to his accts again (i’m imagining it’s been like a year or two of complete silence irl after finishing pidw)

“um…..sorry ive been gone for so long lol some stuff happened. internet is kinda spotty tho so don’t expect to see me around much after this

so this one actually IS canon, but it isn’t about bingge (he’s actually not alive yet lol), so i didn’t think it really fit in the main story. but i thought some of you might be interested, and cucumber says i should, so i’m putting it here for free (free bc i like…don’t need money anymore lol)

anyway this one is about bingge’s parents. i’m not gonna bother with a spoiler alert bc obviously it doesn’t end well for them or luo binghe wouldn’t have ended up in the icy luo river. i haven’t retconned anything.

i have another one about shen qingqiu and yue qingyuan (kudos to those of you who picked up on their Whole Thing) but i don’t think y’all are ready for that. i might post if if enough people seem interested, though ƪ( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ )ʃ

anyway enjoy”