#cause I’ve never rlly given a shit about my sexuality. if I think someone’s cute I think they’re cute

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realizing that maybe I am just some crow who does not like labels. or at least using too many

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Evens

HEY ENJOY ME OVERSHARING 

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

maybeee idk they have rlly good highs and the worst lows so who knows

4. Are you in a relationship?

i mean everyone has ‘relationships’ per se

6. Are you single this year?

yea

8. Describe your crush

total lameoh like me

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

real love takes time

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

yea but i don’t forget jk tho i forget bc i always put myself in the same positions that got me fucked in the first place i dunnoooo

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

yea

16. Do you have any tattoos?

noo

20. Do you shower every day?

fuck no i’m disgusting but also depressed what can i say

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

maybe

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

the fact that i’m old enough for this to be a reasonable question is fucking terrifying but also i have no idea

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

yea

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

rough idk

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

i’ll never actually have plastic surgery but i would change the size of the forehead and get rid of my freckles lol

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

no

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

nope

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

yes

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

who hasn’t

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

yes

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

a long time? i think? but also i like making out over most things cause i’m 14 at heart and it also depends on the mood i’m in lmfao

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

infinitely many jk two

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

idk but there’s a excel spreadsheet floatin around somewhere

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

i don’t have anything planned but i’m sure i could come up with some nasty things to say on the spot and probably the days following and probably up until i was blocked bc i would be a total bitch

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

i mean they basically have so like ya’know 

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

at a certain point, it’s not giving up on someone as in that bad connotation as you think they can’t be whatever or you don’t want them or any of that shit, it’s really just doing what’s best for yourself. so like yea. i’ve let people go or pushed them away because of more hurt than good but i don’t think that’s giving up on someone. because even if i’m hurt if someone actually really needs me i’m gonna answer and shit. 

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

lotsa people obviously

56. State 8 facts about your body

1. i have so many freckles they mush together and make my face look yellow 

2. i have long legs 

3. i have a gigantic forehead 

4. i shave my legs like once a monthish bc laziness 

5. i tear my fingernails off instead of cutting them (ok i bite them but yaknow) 

6. i have a scar on my knee 

7. my hair is greenish blue right now

8. idk i’m out of facts

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

respect, kindness, bein down for adventures, uhhhhhhhhh bein cute idk 

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

3 years and some change

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

sexiest? have sex. idk i can’t answer these ones. 

64. What is your definition of cheating?

physical stuff like kissing or having sex ya’knowwww 

like emotional shit is hard and sucks but isn’t technically 

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

ik this is meant to be sexual but all i can think of is those writing sites i used to go on when i was younger 

68. What is your sexual orientation?

girls are hot 

70. What turns you on?

uhhh idk whateva gets ur heartrate up 

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

IDK 

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

existed duh 

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

probably the dumbest places i’ve had sex but idk???? 

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

said love u too to my daddio last night before i left

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

my ex lol 

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

why do any of them fail 

[dirtylaundrylooksgoodonme]

Do all of the question you posted because we wanna know everything about you

Ya know what fuck it I’m bored and this might be a laugh1. Are looks to important in a relationship?- yeah to a certain extent but they’re definitely not the most important thing 2. Are relationships ever worth it?- of course!3. Are you a virgin?- lol no4. Are you in a relationship?- nope 5. Are you in love?- I think I’ll always have a really strong affection for my first love but I’m not sure if I’m still completely in love with them 6. Are you single this year?- I had an extremely brief relationship at the beginning of the year lol7. Can you commit to one person?- tbh I’ve never really given commitment a try so who knows 8. Describe your crush- he’s a right dick tbh but sometimes can be a softy 9. Describe your perfect mate- idk cause i think it’s just all about the chemistry you have with someone, there’s not a specific set of physical or personality traits that make someone the perfect person for you 10. Do you believe in love at first sight?- nope11. Do you ever want to get married?- I’m open to it but leaning towards no12. Do you forgive betrayal?- too easily13. Do you get jealous easily?- not really14. Do you have a crush on anyone?- see question 515. Do you have any piercings?- ears, smiley and nipple16. Do you have any tattoos?- mandala on my left forearm 17. Do you like kissing in public?- ehhhhhhhhhhh not really20. Do you shower every day?- only on the days I’m leaving the house lol I’m grotty srry 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?- I have no idea 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?- dunno fam 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?- yeah I think if it was the right person 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?- no fucking way 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?- I’m open to it 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?- nope 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?- not for me but I have a sneaking suspicion there may be a song or two about me (Christ that sounds arrogant)28. Have you ever been cheated on?- probably without my knowledge my ex was a bag of shit 29. Have you ever cheated on someone?- yeah sort of but it was on my aforementioned bag of shit ex and we weren’t officially together sooooooooo allow it 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery?- hell yeah I’ve considered pretty much every plastic surgery in the book but I think if I was gonna get anything it’d be lip fillers 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?- of course 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?- YES33. Have you ever had sex with a man?-yep 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?- nope 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?- yep36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?- oh yah 37. Have you every liked someone who your friends hated?- my friends hate literally everyone I’ve ever liked 😂 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?- yah and I ended up liking them the most who knew 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?- yeah i had a massive boner for my old maths teacher ngl 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?- nope41. Have you had sex so far this year?- hell yeah42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?- idk like 10 minutes? Is that normal?43. How long was your longest relationship?- my only official relationship was like a week long I have a terrible track record i feel attacked 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?- n/a next question pls let’s move on 45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?- omg I actually know the exact answer to this cause my first proper kiss was in 2011 and that was the only kiss that year so just one 46. How many times did you have sex last year?- idk I wasn’t keeping count…should I start keeping count? I’m gonna start keeping count 47. How old are you?- 1948. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?- why the fuck are you telling me this, why is it your sole purpose in life to emotionally destroy me, you’re a psychopath 49. N/A50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?- HELL YEA I’d probably just melt 51. Is there someone who you would do absolutely everything for?- my best friend y'all 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?- I haven’t totally given up but I’ve become far less invested cause they’re so far into drugs and just never let me be there for them, but if they ever said they needed me I would be there for them in a heartbeat 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?- you know what it actually seems to have pissed off quite a few people and i have no idea why, but there are a couple people that don’t know but I know that they’d be pissed off if they did know 54. Is there someone you will never forget?- of course55. Share a relationship story- one a time a guy broke up with me because he said he ‘wasn’t;t ready for a relationship’ then two months later he got a girl pregnant so….karma’s a bitch 56. State 8 facts about your body- I’m extremely unhealthy so my body is literally broken that’s it that’s all you need to know it is a broken shell that drags around my dead soul57. Things you want to say to an ex - was I ever special to you 58. What are five ways to win your heart?- spontaneously come visit me, make a big deal about me getting to know your friends, getting to know my friends, watch rlly trash tv and movies with me, don’t ever tell me what i can and can’t do 59. what do you look like?- check my face tag babes 😘 60. What is the biggest age gap between you and any of your partners?- only a couple years 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?- probably how outgoing they are 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?- rlly good head 63. What is your definition of 'having sex’?- when ur junk gets involved in any capacity 64. What is your definition of cheating?- I don’t think you can define it you just know it when you see it 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?- why don’t u come over and find out 😏 66. What is your favourite role play?- have never role played 67. What is your idea of the perfect date?- Netflix and chill tbh 68. What is your sexual orientation?- bi but preference to guys 69. What turns you off?- the patriarchy 70. What turns you on?- 'I’m vegan’71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?- idk too many 72. What words do you like to hear during sex?- NONE. PLS DO NOT SPEAK. OUR YORKSHIRE ACCENTS WERE NOT MADE FOR SEX OK 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?- buy me nice underwear 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?- sense of style 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?- sacked off work to come cheer me up that was cute 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?- n/a i don’t do sweet 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?- hey if it ain’t illegal then it’s none of my business you do you78. What’s your dirtiest secret?- i lost my virginity in a field but tbh that’s barely a secret anymore79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?- the guy I’m seeing gives my pets more attention than he gives me 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?- errrr either the last time I saw my best friend or the last time i spoke to my dad 81. Who are five people you find attractive?- i find everyone attractive ngl 82. Who is the last person you hugged?- ahhhh it was actually this guy I’d met once before and I saw him out on Saturday night and i was fucked so decided that cause we’d met once we were best friends so went up and gave him a big hug lol big up Luke 83. Who was your first kiss with?- this guy who was in my class at school and I had the BIGGEST crush on him and omg felt so lucky when he kissed me but now he’s just a massive chav and probably has multiple children to several women so good job Eden you really know how to pick em 84. Why did your last relationship fail?- cause I don’t think we really even liked each other, we had nothing in common and it was the most half arsed thing from beginning to end 85. Would you ever date someone off of the internet?- yeah as long as I could meet up with them irl