#cause theyre so tiny and smol

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

Today’s Club Sunshine Hostess is Endo! The jack-of-all-trades veteran who’s been there since the start :3

[liverpool-enjoyer]

Football x pokemon???? :00000 what partner Pokémon do you think footballers would have??? They don’t have to be starter Pokémon!!! Just any you think would fit them!!

FOOTBALL X POKEMON LETS GOOOOOOOOO I FUCKIN LOVE THIS ASK SM HEHEHE

mkay so leo has an espurr. for no other reason than that EMPTY ass look in their eyes that reminds me of leo.

alisson has a cutiefly. i feel like deep down hes got a soft spot for cute/smol things. n cutiefly is jus so adorably n tiny,,,

gavi has a mankey, a pokemon thats notorious for,,, having an extremely bad temper.

paulo has carbink!!! cause theyve got crystals on em, perfect for the dude whos nickname is la joya ;))

neymar would have a ludicolo. cause theyre a funky lil guy n i feel like neymar would like em.

low hanging fruit but luis would hava drednaw, cause,,, look at the chompers on that guy-

ok this is a legendary so idk if they count but klopp would love to have a melmetal. yknow cause,,, hes heavy n metal,, like heavy metal footb- *GUNSHOT*

ok another legendary cop out but if trent n andy got their hands on hoopa??? the literal mischief pokemon?? God help us all.

thomas would have an illegal amount of pokemon. he'd be well past the "six mon per party rule." a cinderace for sure i mean theyre literally a football playing pokemon. hed probly have the whole scorbunny line. hed also have blitzle, buneary, ponyta, bunnelby,,, n many others

christian would have braviary cause NOTHING SCREAMS FREE AMERICAN LIKE BRAVIARY

[restinpeacesensei]

i want an akodoroid

[akirameta84]

random quick one offs about mew gym trainer saiki lol cause brains decided this au vibes now (context)

got kinda long whoopsie daysie

-wears overly fancy ass robes with aiura as part of the gym costumes. it was her idea. she made a tiny one for when hes not transformed too lol.

-how everyone else finds out hes a pokemon is probably something super goofy. kaidou accidentally hits him in the head with a pokeball and while it obviously doesnt catch thats more than enough

-fur is more a darker pink like his hair color instead of mew's normal light pink. purple eyes too (mew has blue, but whatevs)

-due to his immense psychic abilities he's not really restricted by a moveset. saying he knows 'psychic' excuses,,,,everything

-literally deathly afraid of pokeballs cause yknow mad scientist trying to catch him and if his mental or physical state drops too low hes at risk of getting caught in one and nope

-he obviously doesnt have pokemon as his own, and whoever manages the gyms as a whole is just being lied to that they run a double gym with 3 each. aiura's agree with some bribes to listen to his commands in battle lol

-gets on very well with aiura's espeon. they like using telekinesis to rob bakeries together

-might actually agree one day to let aiura capture him and stuff the pokeball somewhere so he never risks going inside only to prevent anyone else from doing so. character growth is obv needed first tho

-likely the last of his kind, hence why he prefers to just vibe as a human

-i believe mews are largely just small psychic cats so yes. all of cat traits can apply

-aiura isnt the first human he ever met. shes just the one hes choosing to stay with because her light psychic abilities provide a cover to why he would join up with her to run a gym

-picture. baby mew saiki being rushed to a pokecenter by little asumi in tears because asumi just wanted to use his brand new eevee to battle and didnt realize that the random pokemon hed harassed was so smol :[ despite having godly psychic powers a tiny fox dog thing throwing sand in your face after sleeping in the rain makes it hard to defend

-saiki leaves once hes healed even being young (i dont know how mews age theyre literally immortal gods in pokemon....but its my au shush) but visits

-besties for life. aiura and akechi get on together like glue too lol.

-has willingly participated as a "member" of akechi's team more than once just for shits and giggles, espicially once akechi usurps the champion position and saiki likes watching snotty bratty kids loose to them

-somehow has a first and last name. and somehow shares the last name with the crazy town professor trying to capture him

-...eheh thats a plot hole ill admit whatevs

[violetnotez]

Being a Katsuki stan aswell I have a question for the tsundere, how would Katsuki react to his s/o being smol like 5 foot tall

Hi anon! 💕 Oof Bakugo would be adorable with a tiny s/o no gonna lie~

Warnings: gets a little spicy, but its Bakugo were talking about- I ALWAYS figure out a way to make it spicy when it comes to him-

HC: Bakugo w/ a Short S/O

Baby boy first laid eyes on you he had two thoughts:

1) “God damn their tiny, they’ve gotta be weak as hell” and

2) “Holy shit tho they’re cute”

He is gonna protect you 24/7

Like if he sees somebody getting too close to you, or you feel uncomfortable around someone-

instantly gonna throw some hands with a person

Everyone is gonna be hella thrown off, because Bakugo, the Bakugo, cares enough for someone other than himself???

Bakusquad swears that you have a secret or something

All the girls think its so sweet and constantly tease you about it

You in his shirts???

Theyre like dresses on you and he honestly gets so turned on but at the same time he wants to snuggle you

Very conflicted baby boi

warning- if you wear his clothes there is a 50/50 chance he is gonna take you right then or there OR force you to snuggle him. There is no in between

This bitch tho is going to be mean if he feels like it

Like will put the cookie jar at the top of the fridge where you cant reach

The fucking gremlin how dare you

If your not paying attention to him and he wants to cuddle cause of course he wont just come out and say it he will snatch whatever is out of your hands and raise it above his head so you cant reach it

OMG If you hide behind him when your scared or hold onto his arm-

HE IS WEAKKKKKK.

Also his ego inflated up to the moon

When you hug him its adorable, because your head fits into his chest so well, but if you try to kiss him

HECKA tippy toes

Like you look like a ballerina on pointe

But its adorable and its so cute and he blushes so hard oml-

[cas-rivaille]

@reinertiddiejuice

hi there! i saw your matchups were open and i couldn't stop myself </3 so i'd like an aot matchup!!

before i start i want to say thank you for doing these matchups :( even though theyre literally matchups with people who dont exist 💔💔  they comfort us so much so thank you for taking the time to do this and i hope you have a wonderful day :D

now hi! im katie! or katherine, (literally no one has ever used that though), i'm straight, afab, and use she/her pronouns. i'm 5'2, have shoulder length dark brown hair with face framing pieces in the front. basically a wolfcut but more with a more 70s feel, i have an overbite and a slight tooth gap which means i can never fully close my mouth </3. i have dark brown cat eyes, tan skin, and plump lips. the best way to describe my style is a tamer phoebe buffay! eccentric!

my mbti is enfp-t, my enneagram is 7w8 and my big 3 are libra sun, gemini moon, and sagittarius rising!

as for my personality i'm a generally upbeat and giddy person! with people im not that close to im usually laid-back but with people i know i can get really loud and just really let loose! i LOVE using cursing at people im close to. its a form of endearment for me. dont ask me why i dont know either but i just know that i feel safe around someone when i start cursing at them. im a scatterbrain like ive rewritten this so many times just so everything is easier for you to read RIPPP i get insecure at times and im kinda stubborn too its hard for me to get out of that mindset without someone realllyyy pushing me to do better dont ask me how im getting over it now...im not. which is why id like someone who is patient with me </3 and doesnt get mad at why am feeling a certain way. but id like to say im optimistic cause even though im feeling bad, i know in the future ill get better, i just have to work through this.

now im an artistic and expressive person. i love singing and acting! especially with acting, for some reason, pretending to be someone else grounds me in a way? i have no idea how to explain it but after ive finished a monologue, i always feel so calm and so in tune with myself. i also LOVE getting to know peoples little quirks and interests. no matter how "weird" they deem it (within reasoning ofc) i love getting to know what makes people happy! i also get really excited over little things. both literally and figuratively. i love tiny objects which is why the secret world of arriety is my fave studio ghibli movie hAHAHA theyre just so cute and tiny :( and the way you have to handle each item with such care because theyre so small just warms my heart. i also want a ferret. like as a pet. theyre literally the perfect animal theyre so small but theyre energetic MANNNN THATS ALL I WANT THEYD BE SO MUCH FUN TO PLAY WITH. i also adore handmade items. whatever it is, from a cake to a stuffed animal, i love handmade things cause you can see the love and care they put into making it. it doesn't have to be perfect, hell it's better if it isnt because you can see the humanity in the item, you can see that a human being actually made this and it rly does warm my heart :(( 

now for relationships, its the little things that matter the most to me. if they remembered a small detail i told them, or if they make sure to do something because they know i'll like it, it's just the small details that get me because that means they're really listening and really do care about me.more often than not you'll find me spaced out and find that ive slipped into my imagination again. i do love my little world of scenarios ive created in my head but thats cause i like it more than the present but i know i only do that cause i dont have someone who im reallllyyy close to and someone who i can talk to and be present with so i think once i get into a relationship ill want to spend most of my time with them because they make the present a little more bareable :)

i hope that was enough info for you to work with!! pls take your time!! i'm not in a rush but also if you don't want to do it that's fine :D i wish you the best <3

---

HI OMG THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST !! ITS MY FIRST AOT ONE I HOPE YOU LIKE IT !!

also this is my first time responding to a submission i hope i did it right !!

on another quick note, i love doing requests n matchups n hcs so feel free to ask anytime !! also i totally agree ik me personally i always love fictional character stuff and when i get matchups that i asked my serotonin goes NYOOM

okay so i'm assuming you won't hate me because based off your username i don't think you will, but i got SERIOUS reiner vibes from you. and here's why:

- ik you said you like small things and this totally counteracts it bc reiner is just huge in every aspect,, but like you'd be the small one now and idk i feel like the size difference is s o cute

- reiner loves that you let loose around him and as much as he's a kind loving doting himbo when it comes to you, he would so be down to have a roast war

- HE THINKS YOUR TOOTH GAP IS SO CUTE AHAJSHSHS

- knows you can be scatter brained so he leaves you little notes in places you'll find them and sometimes it's just like "remember to drink water :)"

- he would get you a ferret and the two of you would name it together🥺

- reiner knows you like handmade stuff and he would literally take EVERY opportunity to do smth for you

- hungry ? suddenly he's made your favorite food. tired ? oh look at that there's a knitted blanket on your bed with your name on it that reiner started making whenever you left because he took it up as a hobby and wanted to make you smth

- MUSIC DATES

- everything from playlists to singing and dancing in your room

- if you need an acting buddy, you got one, it's reiner

- PLEASE GIVE HIM CUDDLES HE WOULD BE SO HAPPY TO BE SNUGGLY W YOU

- mmm falling asleep on his chest

- if you spaced out w him he'd let you be in your world or he'd smile and hold hands w you to bring you back :)

- he's such a good listener and is v patient w you

- overall, giant good boi and smol energetic bean duo

- he loves you sm

a/n: I HOPE I DID A GOOD JOB AND I HOPE YOU LIKE IT ITS MY FIRST AOT REQUEST BUT I HOPE I GET MORE AND HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT AND REMEMBER TO DRINK WATER <3

- cas :)

[so-very-small]

I have a similar crushboy g/t situation with my crush! He's almost a foot taller than me and whenever he mentions how short I am I get SO red and flustered! Whenever I have a crush on someone I'm playfully mean to them so this happened: I was talking to my crush and another friend and because I was standing next to him the friend said "wow you're so short compared to him!" And my brain short circuited and I blurted "perfect height for shoulder punches!" and socked him on the shoulder asdfshshfkj

thats so cute!!!!

my crushes are the same way, we’re close to the same height (but theyre taller hehe) but they call me tiny cause im skinny and dont have like muscles or anything and they always worry about me being cold cause im smol :’) they even joke about picking me up and stuff like that and im THRIVING

plus we’re playing dnd and my character is a 2’5” goblin and they constsntly joke about how small she is and bring up how tiny she is and aaaAAA

[fightsbck]

osha: i am a WILD woman i am a Beast put a knife in my hand!!!!!!!!!! also osha: carries bran without a complaint, brushes his hair affectionately, observes and tries to always understand bran, tells bran to not mind his dreams so he won’t be stressed tf out, calls hodor a gentle giant, treats hodor decently, holds rickon’s tiny little hands when theyre walking, trusts the wolves impeccably, jokes with rickon and tosses his smol curly hair, comforts rickon when he’s crying out cause he doesn’t wanna leave bran and kisses the crown of his head, tells him “we’ll have our own little adventure” because while there’re lives at stakes, osha probably is still reminded that he’s just a kid, and he’s scared, so she tries to make it sound lighthearted and something rickon can look forward to; looks people straight in the eyes and tell them to keep bran safe, admitting proudly, “he means the world to me”

[hiraethstill]

THIS WEEK AND LAST WEEK ON DAIYA NO ACE (7/16 and 7/23)

SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT!

7/16 LIVEBLOG:

IMMEDIATE assault by eijun's handsome face

and his DETERMINATION

every time the OP comes on im like where are the babies? THERE THEY ARE @ firsties

the way i GASPED

THIS IS HOW WE FELL IN LOVE WITH EIJUN I TELL YOU

haha poor audience member doesnt know sawamura is mostly good at swinging from the bunt stance

eijun... you have every right to be frustrated

ugh... the way he looks when he was a doormat to the ace... i feel this too much my chest hurts

"if i had pitched like furuya did today i wouldve been subbed out" TOO TRUE AND OUCH

HE HITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

THE BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGENDDD

AND JUST LOOK AT ASADA AND KUKI'S F A C E S

DOUBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

lmao did eijun learn to run bases from mochi? now i want this

uhhh the announcer was wrong? the STANDS were all cheering and happy, it was mostly the dugout that was surprised

bc this is level of trust he gets from first string sigh

sorry all my frustration is here

HAHA OKAY BUT why does this look gayalso sawamura's little "na!" with the pew pew is so cute wtf

his lil cheeky face in the corner im hashjdlkdgj

haruichi and toujou in that shot look like they'd been helping him practice batting and it paid off 

hslkhg eijun and his "hips!" i cant

KANEMARUUUUUUUUU

HELL YEAH TAKUMI NICE SHOULDER

nice eijun is safe

haha i never know who to root for bc i love all the bois

okay but

has anyone ever talked about how cool amahisa's eyes are???

i mean

look at this

so cool

yoooo wtf amahisa's voice in this part is really appealing??? damnn

so... kanemaru's a capable batter even if he's not top tier, why you gotta keep making him bunt

oh well, i like that face you're making kanemaru

noooooooooooo

it's okay kanemaru you did your best

cmon mochi bring him home!!!!!!!!!!

EIJUN ENOUGH WITH THE HIPS LMAO

yeah thats right mochi + other batters, give him the run support he deserves

AMAHISA THE DISASTER BI IM

"did he shave his eyebrows? he looks like a strong fighter" are you just checking him out

you'd want him to do those jump kicks amahisa

moon-face?????

omg i feel the tinglings... of a rarepair... amakura.....................

what was i saying about his EYES??

come the fuck ON dont leave eijun stranded on second!!!!!!

H

HHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MY BOISSSSSSSSSSS

SHOW ME YOUR FACEEE

(and u rite yall amahisa is yabai)

THERE BE YOUR FACEEEE

IM SO EMOTIONAL

AND HIS VOICE

FUCKLE

AND HIMSTDVEEE

whoaaa that slowmo pitching sequence!

HARUCCHIII

oh hello eijun upping the tempo and looking great doing it

wow this super HD sparkle miyuki

EIJUN IS BEAUTIFULLLL and lowkey this looks like the OP

ASADA AND KUKI MY SONS I WOULD DIE FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

BEING SO EXCITED ABOUT THE CUTTER KAI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I ALSO LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

HLKDHFS AURA

okay sun we gettin a lil cap happy

another pretty eijun shottttt

WHOA 3D BALL

3D SLOWMO BALL

N* H* TT * R

i feel like i jinxed him sorry eijun

also i LOVE when the stands yell OSH OSH OSH back

wow toujou's voice was. so cute??

noriiiii i love you so much and thank you

furuya silently reflecting huh?

YO WTF IN THE MANGA NORI'S CAP COVERS FURUYA'S NUMBER WTF ANIMATORS ITS ICONIC

awww theyre all patting him i wanna pat eijun too

NORIIIIII YOU ARE SO PRECIOUS

kanemaru's eyes are gray??

kousei-san.......... mayhaps i have.......... Feelings about this

"gureato" man tahara is great

HLJSKDFHKGSFJGKFHDGLDF BLONDE AMAHISA

THIS IS JUST FUELING MY AMAKURA LMAOOO

WHY IS BLONDE HAIR IN MIDDLE SCHOOL A RUNNING JOKE IN ANIME

kuramochi, amahisa, hyuuga from knb, alla dem yankees

oh my god is that suddenly shaved head amahisa still in first year he's so smol

wow kousei is so eccentric haha i love it

YESSS BRINGING BACK MANAKA-BOY

omg yakushi cameo!!

wow this is so pleasant to look at and idk why??

his eyeeesss

and this too omgg

I SEE NISHINO

omgggg are they who i think they are

YES THEY AREANIMATORS REALLY BE FEEDING ME TODAY

sorry mimei that was too much tension in a single glance not to be homoerotic

go shirasu-senpai!

wellll shit, rip zono and rip seidou

142 pitches???????? are they throwing out amahisa's arm imma fight

YO OKAY BUT DOES THIS MEAN INAJITSU VS ICHIDAI

"that wouldnt be any fun" uh you do realize you're talking about a person's physical health right audience member???

the. ace. is. not. the. only. player.

its okay this is the peanut gallery they dont matter in the long run

omg are the first years wearing their school uniform slacks

AWWWW TAKU OFFERED TO CARRY SAWAMURA'S BAG

taku always worried about everyone and sawamura looking rather nice actually

HLJSKFDHGD AMAHISA'S FACE LIGHTING UP AT EIJUN

omg was that a little bow eijun made at amahisa before moving on?

"something i want to ask you" are you boutta ask him out amahisa

im sorry i love eyes too much

and also! eijun getting the recognition he deserves!! buuuut from another team rip

cmon eijun he's trying to be nice tbh

lmao koushuu and shirakawa should meet... resting bitch face club 

"i've never seen kousei-san take interest in another pitcher" THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS TO UNPACK IN THIS STATEMENT

LMAO HE DID HE DID ASK FOR HIS LINE

my sonsssss

yes asada and kuki, be free! go move around!

asdkfh i just squee every time taku

and these lines on koushuu look so nice??

intense son

scremmm

he's so happy and fired up to see koushuu fired up im

wholeass Sons™

lmao koushuu getting mad for sawamura

my inexperience... yes kataoka

teito and inajitsu coaches lmao

500K rivals to fwb to lovers

ive always thought kunitomo's neck crack is so funny

UHHHHH CARLOSHIRA REALLY TOYING WITH MY HEART HERE

THIS IS NOT OKAY

IM NOT OKAY

mochi looking mighty fine in this shot

aw... ejun sitting alone....

just wanna say oda and kuroki very lesbian in the ED

preview

ooh mei batting

sawamura and furuya watching so intently!!

INUI KENGOOOOOO

aw... eijun turning to harucchi for support

oh man third years...

SUMMARY (7/16):

eijun DOUBLES!! 

rip seidou tho 

amahisa's eyes??? pretty??? 

ATTACC BY INAJITSU CAMEO 

taku offering to carry eijun's bag + serious senpai face 

careful amahisa your gay is showing 

koushuu mad on eijun's behalf lmao

inajitsu vs teito next!

7/23 LIVEBLOG:

ah yes, that tension-filled mimei look

CAN THEY STOP TESTING ME WITH CARLOSHIRA SCREENS

ooh this parallel of mei and mukai #1s

why does mei look so young at bat lmao

rather nice shot of mukai tbh

omg that tiny background akamatsu is adorable

WOW i love this shot

hell yeah mei kicking ass and taking names

boi... what you doin

KANETOU RIGHTS

kuraharu rights too!!

wow mochi's voice, never over it

BOI ARE THEY JUST SHOWING SHIPS LOOK AT MINORI

lookit mochi bein a good senpai

ooh eijun finally said no huh

mochi and harucchi look so concerned tbh i am too

mm and miyuki and furuya too huh

WHAT IS THIS BLEP STAHP

oowada always cracks me up lmao

esp when mine is so grave next to her

oh so mukai likes gambling? im not surprised lmaooo

INUI-SANNN I LOVE YOUUU

THE BOIIII

HE

H E

H I M S T

omg the way tetsu says carlos sounds all proud and im soft

PRETTY BOIS DOIN J O B S

GETTIN THAT BREAD

omg two RBIs too good job shirakawa!!!

omg im so glad mei encouraged itsuki

have i ever mentioned

inui x mukai RIGHTS

ESP THIS SEQUENCE OF MUKAI (AND INUI) PRACTICING

BOIIII

that toujou face... some toujou and mukai art i saw comes to mind

DAMN THE IMAGE WHEN INUI HITS IM WOW

also is carlos actually wearing his compression undershirt holy wow

he didnt used to at least

ANYWAY INUI DINGERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HELL YAHHH

omg was that a little tiger next to inui SO CUTE

oh my god "mei-san mei-san" too cute

LMAO TOO LONG

MEI I SWEAR

yoo mei you okay there

SLOW MO BALL

okay why does he look so good please

OKAY WHY DOES HE LOOK SO GOOD PLEASE

do you know how many times i had to rewind for this screenshot

shirakawa also looks good frustrated fuckle

mei stop shakin off signs dammit

ooh nice akamatsu shot

seidou shares one (1) brain cell in this screen

much too short a game damn...

ive heard we were robbed of itsuki's blush??? cause hello i need catcher catcher goodness with him and inui

omg... they're literal children

SSLKDFHLSKDHGSSTOPPPPPPPPP

IM WEAK OKAY

I KNOW IT

I ACCEPT IT

HOW DAREMSTDVE

AND HIS V O I C E

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF

hahaha anyway im just laughing at carlos being a momentary harada

"mei-san" !!!

mei x mukai... so chaotic

wow amahisa looks so nice???

lmao they really didnt HAVE to put harucchi in the bg when miyuki's talking to furuya but they DID

miyuki... looking at mei too long not to be homo there

eijun :c

oh man

that really hurt

the face of a SON tho

"so you are human after all" so many things i want to say about this

sawamura... doesn't seem to hold a grudge against furuya at all and honestly wow...

tho its def not furuya's fault i think thats a mark of him being pretty mature!

anyway im glad furuya wants to watch the video too

also nabe!!!!! i wonder how close eijun and nabe are and how many times eijun has bothered him for the videos haha

ochiai, a backup catcher... interesting

"he must overcome this on his own" do you know how many problems there are with this statement

yeah it wasnt fair

"for better or for worse" are you kidding

oh furusawa lmaoo

and nabe just patient over there

oh hello masayui and kanetou

anime fist clench

koushuu!!!

oh man miyuki introspection......... i know where this is going.........

appreciating sawamura's hard work and optimism!!!!!

HE IS READY DAMMIT

how many more times does he have to prove it to you

loveLY but also reused?

WOW IM EMOTIONAL ALL THESE MEMORIES...

ALSO THIS IS PRETTY DAMN GAY...

and the shadow of miyuki in the background... WOW

three months............. until the third years retire...........................................

im not okA Y............................

all the things this smile hides

preview

BOI YOU ALREADY PITCH THAT WELL

wow too many sons

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BABY TAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

AND BABY KOUSHUU

END CARD WITH MANAGERS AAA CUTE

SUMMARY (7/26):

mei kicking ass and taking names 

mukai and his fooken BLEP 

PRETTY INAJITSU BOIS DOIN JOBS 

INUI DINGERRR 

inui/mukai rights 

mei + mukai actual CHILDREN 

carloshira stop attaccing sun challenge f a iled 

eijun @ harucchi :c 

three months... 

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! 

[mauciid]

i love cats i do i rly fuckinf do i love them so much i love smol cats i love big cats i love noisy cats i love shy cats i love all the cats i love them i do i do i love everything abou them theyre so soft and beautiful and they make me wanna cry i could stare at cats for hours and hours i love them so much literally best being in the universe no one could ever fucking compete theyre so fucking adorable and tiny and cuddly and when they purr and curl up to u and clench their little paws i want to die cause theyre so fucking cute and i dont want anything else in life than stare at this small angel that could literally do no wrong small angel that could kill me if it wanted to but i wouldnt care because i love the small angel too much i love it i doooooo all cats deserve all the love and i want to kiss all their tiny foreheads i want to pet every single cat out there i want to hug every one of those angels i would literally burst into tears they are so perfect i would die for please please pleaseeee let me love them all let me show them how much i love them pls i love them so much theyre the most important thing in my life i would fucking end myself and everyone else for the sweet angels i-

[666whatsyourvanishing]

I have another ton of questions hope you don't mind 1/the f!mc casually take of their shirt i from of (crushing stage)m!ros,react? 2/smol mc, like literally super smol and cute(?) mc,get angry at ros (for some reason?maybe argument?)and just be in "fight me!"stage,ROs react? 3/super smol (pet)cat!mc run out to find Ros then get lose,Ros react when found mc?(mc is like 3'5 tall?I dunno) 4/I love asking these thing,and I'm very happy to see that you are answer my asked!wish you have a nice day!

i dont mind at all! these questions are very unique

but try and putting one question in one ask, if you want to ask more you can just send another ask! it’s just so it isn’t a big post :)

1st question

Caiden: shocked, avert eyes, and just be super confused

Jade: confusion as well, not really knowing what the mc is doing, but staring nonetheless

Bo: totally just admiring honestly

Tori: surprised and amused, doesnt stare for long though

Jay: scream and run

Jun: would totally be okay with it, just shrug. probably thinks its normal

2nd question

Caiden: cant help but laugh, finds it very endearing and just tries to calm mc down

Jade: finds it kind of annoying, tell mc to leave them be, most likely to get mad as well

Bo: omg bo is dying cause the mc is just so tiny and they want to fight???? bo finds this adorable

Tori: sigh. “stop.” its one warning, after that tori will leave mc to their tantrum 

Jay: doesnt really matter if mc is super tiny and cute, literally jay has lived with fairies a THIRD of their height, jay would just be super apologetic and try to calm down the mc

Jun: if they were arguing it was like that never happened, Jun would be super affectionate and just compliment the mc so much. jun cant help it, theyre so cute

3rd question - i dont really get this question so im sorry if i cant answer. i get confused very easily

No problem friend! it makes me happy to see your enthusiasm and to see your questions. i love getting asks

[heyangel]

I’m back like a bug what up (idk what that was but let’s just go with it) 1) tell me about your favorite tumblr users, tell me why you followed them 2) fangirl over something- BELLA YOU ARE SEEING HARRY IN 5 DAYS!!! HARRY WILL BE BLESSED WITH YOUR PRESENCE!! WHEN YOU WALK IN WITH A BOA AROUND YOUR NECK PLEASE BE CAREFUL DONT LET HARRY BREAK YOUR NECK STEALING YOUR BOA OKAY! I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU WEAR! YOUR PICTURES AND VIDEOS! I HOPE YOU GET BARRICADE YOU DESERVE MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE

dont hate me im gonna miss ppl (i had to edit this because it became a lot longer than i thought it would) but ill answer my fangirl over something soooooo HARRYS DAMN 2015 HAIR WAS THE BEST THING OF MY ENTIRE LIFE????? THE FUCKING CURLS LIKE THE REALLY LONG CURLY CURLS??? YEAH THATS MY HOME???? THERE IS NOT A DAY THAT GOES PAST WHERE I DO NOT MISS HARRYS LONG LONG LOOOOONG HAIR

honesty hour!! ask me questions

@rainbowstour so this is sara. literally my best friend idk how she puts up with me cause i am fucking Annoying but she does and im so grateful. the most Relatable person on this fucking hellsite and its brilliant. she was one of the first few blogs i followed and we unintentionally had matching urls its so great. feeling very lucky to know her

@rainbowlouie another very early friend i made who pre much welcomed me into tumblr within the first week. we truly became friends when she started a countdown for me to see harry in 2017 and i literally cant believe cara was kind enough to do so (this bitch loves louis n will kick my ass if i dont tell people about it)

@babyhoneyjpg amanda aka banan is a literal angel. not afraid to speak her mind (which i admire and love ranting with her) and shes so supportive of everything. she truly is one of a kind and i love her very much (also loves louis and would kick my ass if i ever forgot it)

@lquis con AHHH con my sweet literal angel! always so so supportive no matter what! never fails to make me smile and their damn sense of humor is my favourite thing ever I LOVEEEE

@babyhoneylive lisTEN i feel honOURED TO EVEN BE A MUTUAL WITH KERI she is so loveable and likeable and funny with a DAMN GOOD BLOG AND im just ya know lil old me!!!! probs 80% of my blog is reblogs from keri but ya know what its fine 

@iconichalo the one and only alex. the one who misses her boy that much it isnt funny. im a Harrie (shocker) but alex’s constant louis posts n reblogs keeps me THRIVING she may be tiny (5ft U SMOL LIKE UR BOY) but she is FULL OF SO MUCH LOVE FOR EVERYONE AND LOUIS

@spaceboysweater arsh arsh arsh arsh arsh i feel like i press ur damn buttons but in a banter way and i feel like thats why we get along so well. she is so easy going (shes also full of shit) anD JUST LOVES THE HELL OUT OF HARRY. she is a bitesize package of ot5 its fantastic i love her

@rosesau im gonna have to limit myself here because i could go on for literally hours about syeda and how talented she is and hard working. her blog is purely the most Aesthetic thing i have ever seen. her writing is amazing (read b&d or unfollow me lol). i love syeda so much. shes got some damn good shitposts (that arent actually shit theyre great. and she just deserves the whole damn world

@louisandthedagger my damn tumblr crush! she is the purest n loveliest girl. shes always been SO SO nice to me even from the start (which omg i cry) but camila is truly so gorgeous, i dont have the words to say it. her posts (always) are amazing and that damn good content and her selfies? ya saved my life

@imisslouissomuch AH BEL IS SO FUNNY AND I JUST LOVE HER! someone give her louis tomlinson before she stops breathing but ofgdgidsi. i love her so much (HOPEFULLY SEEING HER IN 5 DAYS)

@fondleeds lysha is the kindest soul. i could never pick a negative thing to say about her ever. she truly deserves the whole world. she is so enjoyable to talk to and SHE IS SO TALENTED with her writing and musically. i literally would lay down my life for her

@roguecurls sara is an angel. truly have been friends with her for most of the time ive been on tumblr. we literally bond so much over snapchat and spamming us singing 1d. i wish we lived closer so we could sing irl. SHE LOVES LOUIS AND I CANNOT WAIT TIL SHE SEES HER BOY

and ofc you tea @stevieftharry you’re so incredibly wonderful, i feel like i reblog your whole tumblr at times because everything you blog is amazing. your tags are 10/10 and you as a person is such a damn blessing

[bright-molina]

(This is all cause of your insta edits cause I didn’t know you loved miss queens ocs!) Who’s your favorite of her ocs/oc ships? (And why, if you want to say why) And how do you think your ocs and hers would get along and everything? Side note I LOVE YOUR OCS THEYRE AMAZING AND KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK WITH THEM, WRITING, AND EDITS LOVE YOU BYE

AHH I LOVE YOU TOO I’M SO GLAD YOU LIKED THEM! (also sorry this took forever!) 

I spent probably way too much time on this but here it is. Also I read through like everything on miss queen’s OC masterlist to try to get this as in character as possible don’t mind me 

Okay so I love all of @queendohertyplayfair ‘s OC’s but I must admit, I have a soft spot for Alec. He’s so precious and deserves all the love in the world! My favorite ship is probably Regina and the Sea Three because they are legitimate GOALS. I love their relationship so much and just the way they all complement each other, it’s so perfect! 

This ended up being way longer than I thought sorry about that

Also sorry about my terribly made gif which I made in like two minutes and is essentially just a bunch of pictures 😅

I think for the most part they’d get along pretty well.

-Jasin would react a lot like he did with everyone else.

-He’d get along with Regina instantly and would have no problem using her title of princess because in his mind, VK or not, she is a real princess.

-He’d watch the others from a distance at the beginning just as he did with all the other AK’s.

-He’d make conversation with Alec first. They’d both be sitting at the edge of the room away from everyone else while everyone’s together and Jasin would crack a joke or something and be content with the smile that flashed on his face even if it was for just a second.

-He’d talk to Dawn next because honestly he had no clue she was Rapunzel and Eugene’s daughter. It puts him at ease a little to know that she’s a princess but also rebellious as hell.  

-Jasin would get along amazingly well with Melina and Amaria too, they’d all bond over their love of the sea. It’s one of the only times you’d ever see Jasin completely in awe by someone and it’s all because of Amaria telling him about Atlantica.

-Kellan is Kellan and he’d try his hardest and get along with everyone the best they’d let him. He’d greet everyone with a comment that lowkey kinda flirty but he says it so casually that no one thinks twice about it “Look at you guy’s, cute little things”

-I think he’d probably get along with Melina the best. “You’re a lot different than other mermaids I’ve met. The other ones are always really mean. Actually now that I think about it they were probably sirens” They’d bond quickly over their shared love of not only swimming but also ROAR. The two of them are a lot like their parents but also a lot different.

-He’d really like Regina because she reminds him of Lana a little bit. He wouldn’t underestimate her but she can still get away with things around him cause Kellan’s not the quickest to catch on all the time

-He’d be really entertained by Dawn’s entire persona and every time she manages to steal something from him he laughs in amusement and gives her props for doing so.

-Kellan’s known Jasin as long as he’s known Eva so he’d know exactly how to try to get to know Alec better. He’d completely ignore the fact that Alec seems really unamused and do all the talking. Every time he does say something to him Kellan will definitely smile like a madman.

-He’d love Amaria. He’d love the fact that she’s so nice and caring but also really fun. He loves talking to her and can do so for ages

-Eva, like with everyone, took a little while to open up but still did so rather quickly

-She gets along really well with Dawn. They’re both a lot more like their fathers than their mothers. The two of them have a tendency to cause a lot of trouble but always get out of it without a problem

-She also gets along pretty well with Regina. They have a playful rivalry going on, nothing too serious though. They’re both a little wild and yet so caring towards the people they love, it’s an odd contrast but one that they actually really like in each other

-Most of the time she just kinda lets Alec be. If they had a class together or something she’d make sarcastic comments under her breath and he’d be the only one who hears them and occasionally chime in

-She gets along well with Amaria too. Eva will always go to her for advice, especially when it comes to ruling a kingdom. Eva, unlike a lot of others, won’t get crowned until she turns of age at 21 so she always looks to her as a model of how to act as a Queen. They love goofing off together too

-Eva and Melina would have such a fun relationship. Eva taught her to ice skate and Melina always takes her swimming with her. Their conversations will always undoubtedly be filled with sass and sarcastic comments

-Lana was a surprise to everyone. She’s quite literally the offspring of death but she’s so nice right off the bat

-She and Dawn would be a force to reckoned with, an unlikely duo who can laugh about the randomest things for ages. They’re both so confident in themselves and they’d constantly be making flirty comments to anyone who’ll listen like there’s no tomorrow just for fun

-I don’t think Lana and Regina would have known each other on the Isle only because they kind of ran on opposite sides of the island, Regina with her mother in the castle and Lana in the Underworld with her father

-When they did meet though oh my god. Good luck trying to get them to settle down. They’re so alike yet so different. They both have the advantage of looking really kind but being able to knock you down in a split second. They’d get along amazingly well and cause trouble all over the place

-Melina would finally get Lana to go down to the water with her by bribing her with dogs and candy, their shared loves. Lana doesn’t particularly love the water though so she’d always watch from the shore

-That’s how she started talking to Alec. At first they just sat in silence and eventually one of them would say something every so often since all their friends would be in the water. Lowkey Lana would make him clothes in various shades of pink and green just to see him smile

-She and Amaria can talk about anything and everything. Lana would definitely have a tendency to go to her if she ever needs help. They goof off all the time which is always really amusing

-Also good luck if you ever have the two of them mad at you at the same time because there’d be a 98% chance they’d destroy you

-Adelaide would love love love Amaria. They’d get along so well due to the fact that they both know what it’s like to have everything you do watched and examined. They’d disappear every now and then either to the beach (Amaria’s pick) or to the mountains (Adelaide’s pick) and just relax and talk and occasionally read together

-She’d definitely know how Alec feels and relate to it so much. He’d never really felt like he belonged in his family and Adelaide was always pushed to the side by hers, her parents never really paying her much attention once her and Ben got older

-Adelaide and Dawn’s favorite thing to do would be looking at the stars. On more than one occasion they’d be found passed out on the roof of the school since they spent most of the night talking and stargazing

-She and Melina would swap book recommendations all the time, it’ll be late at night/early morning and one of them would get a text from the other telling them all about the book they just finished.

-As much as Melina tried no one could convince Adelaide to get into sports, she’d be supportive as hell though. Once Adelaide had convinced Fairy Godmother to approve the girls ROAR team she’d be their number one supporter and be there every practice and every tournament

-Adelaide and Regina are the smol™ ones but they will fight anyone who points it out (the phrase ‘tiny but might’ comes to mind)

-She was the very first one to greet Regina as a princess and will never admit how much that meant. Every time Regina finds a new book in her room she knows without a doubt that Adelaide is the one who put it there

-Adelaide is the kind of person who doesn’t take shit from anyone so you can bet she’ll be expertly reprimanding whoever dares to say anything against not only Regina but anybody (Regina finds it so amusing and will just smirk wildly the entire time)

Like I said this ended up being waaaay longer than I originally thought but it was so much fun to do! @queendohertyplayfair I hope I did your OC’s justice! 

[ifdragonscouldtalk]

What happens when reioka and I talk

reioka: For real?! Tony's tiny, not person sized?! ifdragonscouldtalk: No XD hes person sized in the fic But it would make it funny Imagine bruce trying to find a needle small enough to get a blood sample reioka: I mean... ask a bird vet probably ifdragonscouldtalk: Tony hanging off Steve's pinky finger by his tail reioka: The idea is very adorable, if impracticle ifdragonscouldtalk: Bucky has a cat. The cat likes little tony. Tony does NOT LIKE the cat reioka: Awww. Wait like like "dinner" or like like "person!" ifdragonscouldtalk: We dont know. Tony screams when Cat gets within 3 feet. Steve keeps Cat out of the room now. reioka: Aw poor kitty lol Poor Tony "It's big! It's get sharps everywhere! EVERYTHING IS SHARP!" ifdragonscouldtalk: Bruce puts a filter in the tank. Tony doesnt like the filter. It swirls the water around and blows him away. Tony launches a war with the filter. Bruce is Not Happy. reioka: Smol Tony building tools with the rocks at the bottom of the tank, sacrificing one of his pieces of seaweed to tie them all together to fling into the filter and cause it to jam ifdragonscouldtalk: Hes smug af cuz he clearly Won until he sees Bruce's face o h s h i t reioka: Lmao does he even understand WHY he needs a filter Does he want to swim in his own excrement ifdragonscouldtalk: He lived in the ocean before reioka All he knows is before the waters were still and now they are Not He probably doesnt notice XD reioka: Lmao the waters were never still you water horse you were just too far down to notice

ifdragonscouldtalk: But ok tony getting so excited he flails around in the water and winds up tangled in seaweed He does Not Appreciate pepper taking a picture reioka: "Pepper I am suffering. This is abuse. I'm going to die here." "You are not going to die you dumb seahorse I won't let you." "*choking sound*" "...Are you crying--" Tony ducks further into the seaweed and mumbles no ifdragonscouldtalk: Bucky and steve storming in from opposite doors shouting whO MADE HIM CRY WHY "I'm not crying!" reioka: Lmao just the idea of them trying to threaten Pepper tho Like... what a death wish ifdragonscouldtalk: Im sobbing imagine some intern giving tony little barbie tools and shit and he gets so frustrated because "I know these are fake! They're plastic!" reioka: He lets go and they float to the top of the tank and he is at the bottom just glaring up at them like... "You've all betrayed me. I know they're plastic and I hate you." ifdragonscouldtalk: Im a g ine someone buying Real Seahorses and putting them in the tank and tony is so territorial and ends up actually just wrestling a bunch of them reioka: I just snorted water out my nose omg "MY tank. MINE. GET OUT." ifdragonscouldtalk: And the actual seahorses are just so curious about this Strange Seahorse They think hes just trying to bump bellies until he grabs ones snout and then theyre Angery reioka: OH NO What does an angry seahorse do [ifdragonscouldtalk sends a screenshot of seahorses fighting with their tails] ifdragonscouldtalk: Seahorses punch Tony with their tails. Tony wails. Theyre meanies. reioka: Wtf Tony you've got actual fists HIT 'EM BACK ALSO A TAIL What a whiny baby I love him ifdragonscouldtalk: Tony eventually emerges victorious They find them the next morning with the others cowering in the corner and the water very slightly pink Bruce is Not Happy reioka: Just name the entire series Bruce is Not Happy because that will probably always be his reaction to everything. ifdragonscouldtalk: Series starts Bucky -- hey yo stevie look at this weird fuckin fish i found Steve -- screams reioka: *snort* Everyone debates on whether or not he's technically a fish and he's just sitting there like "I'm a seahorse" but are you a FISH? "A seahorse." ifdragonscouldtalk: "What is your species" "Awesome" reioka: "What do you call yourselves?" "Our names? I'm Tony, in case you've forgotten." "No, I mean, as a group?" "A family? *gasp* Do you guys not have families, is that why you don't know?" An intern is crying in the background from the effort it takes not to laugh because Tony looks honestly distraught that they've never heard of a family. ifdragonscouldtalk: Oh my g od Good reioka: Finally "Tony. Tony. Are you a fish?" "I'm a seahorse." "Seahorses are fish." "Then I gotta be a fish." Bruce screams in frustration in the background. They've been at this for hours. God damn it. ifdragonscouldtalk: Shoulda just googled it Tony compliments Bruce's singing because he's a gentleman But secretly wtf sort of singing is that reioka: LMAO if the real seahorses are still in the tank, just whispering to them "Did you hear that? Do they draw mates with that? Horrifying." ifdragonscouldtalk: The seahorses just look at him Bruce screams again reioka: Bonus if Betty is there for some reason and comes to see what happened and Tony gasps. "It worked!" ifdragonscouldtalk: Im crYING Whenever pep walks in the room now tony screams reioka: Bonus points: Pepper knows why and one time she screams back and Tony ducks back under the water, covering his blushing face. God I wish I could draw Just seahorse Tony covering his face and Pepper laughing good-naturedly in the background ifdragonscouldtalk: Bucky and Steve spend the whole day trying to figure out why tony keeps blushing and why hes making a "mating hut" reioka: HAHAHA I wonder if Pepper feels bad for "leading him on" because come on, they don't--even have compatible parts, not even talking about the size difference ifdragonscouldtalk: Tony scoffs and says he knows and he was only joking and then literally just turns around and starts crying. Shes still standing there. TONY. reioka: TONY THE ENTIRE TANK IS SEE-THROUGH Aw now I feel really bad for him haha ifdragonscouldtalk: He'll be fiiiiiiine, natasha challenges pep to a fight on his behalf The fight pretty much entails nat biting and kicking peps hand with her tail, but w/e tony loves it reioka: "I will protect Tony's honor," Natasha tells everyone and then BITE BITE BITE Pepper pretends it hurts more than it does tbh Natasha beating the shit out of Pepper's hand Pepper wrapping it in bandages longer than strictly necessary because every time Natasha sees it she puffs up proudly and Tony looks pleased ifdragonscouldtalk: Tony still kisses all the band aids tho Cuz hes a whiny sweetheart reioka: Aw Natasha grudgingly tells Pepper she was a worthy opponent and Pepper glows for hours. ifdragonscouldtalk: Tony starts screaming at steve ans bucky instead reioka: One time when the humans go out for drinks Pepper gets sloppy drunk and cries and the others are like "What's wrong" and she's just like "God I just love these stupid fish so much" YEEE Are they smart enough to scream back or do they just get nervous because they think they've done something wrong ifdragonscouldtalk: Oh my God pep I bet bucky screams back just for the heck of it and steve shrieks cuz hes startled but tones takes it for a scream. Tony glows "I got /two/ human mates nat" She screams at hill just because she likes a challenge and human women are Cute reioka: Natasha is daunted but if they hurt Tony she's gonna fight 'em anyway lol Lmao does Hill scream back OH Hill doesn't scream back but Natasha's just like "aw yisssss motha fuckin challenge" Tony supports Natasha's endeavors even when he thinks she's out of her mind ifdragonscouldtalk: Tony is a Good Bro Tonys new mating house tho Its glorious Nat helps him with it Bruces like "what are you doing" and tonys like "showing off for my mates" "Who?" "Bucky and Steve. They didn't say?" Bruce is Not Happy reioka: It's a good thing Bruce doesn't have Hulk powers because I assume literally everything we've said so far would make him turn into the jolly green giant. ifdragonscouldtalk: "You guys cant fuck the seahorse. It is physically impossible to fuck the seahorse." Steve actually chokes ifdragonscouldtalk: Real question: is clint a seahorse or a human Because i can see him accidentally almost killing Tony and Nat on a weekly basis and them loving it but i can also see him convincing Tony to do stupid shit with him like rock their tank off the table Bruce comes in and screams so loudly and tony looks at clint and goes "wow he really loves you" reioka: On one hand: "You wanna try coffee?" *pours coffee directly into tank. Everyone hates him. Tony and Natasha have not stopped vibrating for hours. They could have died. "MORE COFFEE! MORE COFFEE!" they chant, banging on the glass. Everyone HATES him. On the other hand: "That box they brought in looks interesting do you think you can throw me at it." Tony puts his engineering cap on and Bruce walks in just in time to watch Clint fly out of the tank, screaming, and lands on a pizza box with a splat. ifdragonscouldtalk: Im vibrating desperately as i try not to laugh Clint: puts an entire bar of chocolate in the tank, its gone in two hours, Tony and Nat are simultaneously in immense pain and doing theur best to tear the tank apart Or Clint: challenges natasha to a fight and sends everyone running when he screams because "SHE WAS GONNA RIP MY TAIL OFF" reioka: Lmao beautiful "She wouldn't have ripped your tail off," Tony tells him soothingly as Natasha gives Tony her best wtf face and mouths "yeah I would." ifdragonscouldtalk: Either way bruce screams and tony thinks theyre mates. reioka: Tony, whispering: Bruce must really like you, he screams an awful lot. Clint, thoughtful: ...We could make it work. Natasha: I dunno he screams at a lot of people? Maybe he's not monogamous. Bruce: *notices all three of them staring intensely and is somewhat uncomfortable* ifdragonscouldtalk: Tony: maybe he's what the humans call a player! Clint and Nat: *gasp* Bruce: why tf are they glaring at me what are they planning now ifdragonscouldtalk: Imagine someone trying to explain to them that screaming =/= mating reioka: Tony: It worked for me??? In both cases??? Pepper's just not ready for children but I am and I understand that. Pepper: *spews coffee* Tony: But Bucky and Steve like me! :D Natasha: *smug* Maria likes me. *everyone turns to look at Hill* Hill: ...I have paperwork to do. ifdragonscouldtalk: Bucky and Steve nearly have a heart attack when bruce askes when they were planning to tell him about the children reioka: Steve: Tony, we... can't have children. Tony: D: you... you don't want children with me? Bucky: That's not it! We, uh... we're physically incapable of. Conceiving. With you. Tony: ...WELL. You can't help that you're barren. Steve and Bucky: *bug-eyed* Tony: Maybe I could talk to Natasha. The fry wouldn't be your biologically but it's the love that matters. Bruce finds Steve and Bucky crying later and he doesn't want to ask but he does anyway. "It's the love that matters," Steve sobs, and Bucky adds, "That's so beautiful, holy shit." ifdragonscouldtalk: Oh my g od If they did have children only one ends up having a normal name because bucky and steve are never quick enough to imprint on the fry reioka: Lmao LOL THE PREGNANCY Steve: So how many kids are we lookin' at, Bruce? Bruce: At least two dozen. Bucky: *faints* Bruce: Probably more. Steve: ...Can I afford that many children Bruce: GET OUT OF MY LAB. ifdragonscouldtalk: OH MY VGOD Pepper buys another bigger tank Clint and Nat start hissing at anyone who tries to touch tones except his mates reioka: Aw, little tiny ultrasound on Tony's belly! Bruce endures Clint and Natasha's biting with aplomb. ifdragonscouldtalk: Steve and Bucky both pass out minutes into the labor and continue to pass out every time they wake up till its over By the time they wake up the last time theyre already named - dummy, you, cutie, friday, toast, stan Nat names one Hill and Hill is her Best Niece reioka: Lmao "Why Toast" "Why not Toast? Do you not like it? Well it's too late her name is Toast." ifdragonscouldtalk: Steve and Bucky are crying. The seahorses think it's joy. Pep and Bruce are just patting their shoulders. Pepper thinks they shouldve seen it coming Clint names one Hawk just to piss ppl off reioka: Lmao Tony introducing all the fry to Steve and Bucky, "Children, these are your fathers. Steve, Bucky, this is" long list of names. They're never going to remember them all, they're terrible parents. Eventually Tony orders his children to tell them who they're speaking to because when they misbehave he wants to yell at the right one. "That's fair," the fry agree, and then start doing it for everyone except Pepper and Hill. reioka: Pepper: Isn't it... kinda cruel? Natasha: I heard a seahorse gave birth to fifty kids once. Some of them drift away because they're idiots that won't listen. One time my mom called me every name but mine. ifdragonscouldtalk: Imagine how much Trouble clint gets them into reioka: Clint: Do you think with all these seahorses we could tip the tank Tony: Do not tip the tank. Clint: I bet we could. Natasha: Do NOT Fry: *cheerfully* TIP THE TANK! TIP THE TANK! Tony: STEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE CATCH THE TAAAAAAAAAAANK ifdragonscouldtalk: Tony and Natasha actually screeching Bucky and Steve catch the tank but tony is sobbing and panicking because his cHILDREN ARE GOING TO DIE LIKE IDIOTS reioka: Steve: *angry* DON'T DO THAT TO YOUR MOTHER. Bucky: Steve, you shouldn't yell at the kids. CLINT YOU LITTLE SHIT. Tony: *sobbing, gathering the fry to him frantically* Fry: *feel terrible* ifdragonscouldtalk: Imagine them all going to the beach and all of them are hanging off Buckys hair and Steve is makin sure none of them drift away Tony is actually screeching in joy because a c t u a l s a n d Toast would prefer to be near Steve so she hangs on to his drawstring of his swimsuit Nat teaches Hill how to train and ride hermit crabs reioka: Tony: *cries* Look at my beautiful family. Bucky: Aw, doll. :) You don't have to-- Tony: MY FAMILY KICKS EVERY OTHER FAMILY'S ASS. Bucky: ...Doll. Steve: *laughs, chokes on sea water* ifdragonscouldtalk: Clint.... Challenges a blue crab,, to a fight Bruce has to save him reioka: Okay so hear me out -- Bruce and Betty are together but Clint just kind of gets inserted into their relationship because "I'm pretty sure he's lowkey trying to die" Bruce says and then Betty has a baby and Clint was like "Holy shit this thing is huge. I love her. She's mine now." Betty's amused. Bruce just sighs. ifdragonscouldtalk: G O O D Clint trying to get the baby to challege a crab to a fight reioka: Baby sitting on it and crushing it with her diaper. Clint: ...That works. Bruce: Stop trying to get our child to fight everything bigger than you, Clint! Clint: *starts crying* Bruce: Oh God what did I do Betty: *snorting, trying to get the crab to let go of the baby's diaper* You called her 'our' baby and he's included in the 'our' and he's happy you idiot. Bruce: Oh ifdragonscouldtalk: Natasha rides past on a hermit crab and clint starts blabbering to her and shes just like yeah? Can YOUR kid race hermit crabs Clint looks at Bruce and Betty. Bruce: No, our kid cannot- Betty: if you can find one big enough Bruce: BeTTY reioka: Betty: Oh my God Bruce he's never going to find a crab big enough. Bruce: I don't believe that. I believe he could find one. He regularly gets himself thrown out of the tank to steal my pizza. Betty: He's so tiny how much could he eat? Bruce: *stony silence* Betty: D: ifdragonscouldtalk: Ok but Bucky with seahorses just hanging onto his hair. Theyre everywhere. He looks like a seahorse tree. reioka: Pepper takes lots of pictures. Bucky loves them. He'd thought about cutting his hair at one point but now that he has become the seahorse tree he vows to only have it trimmed. ifdragonscouldtalk: A horseshoe crab scares one of the kids and Tony's just like im gONNA FITE IT and Steve is like nO reioka: Tony manages to knock it upside down but it's so distressed by it that he gets Steve to turn it back over and it scuttles away in the opposite direction ifdragonscouldtalk: Ok but also Clint and Tony and Natasha forcing pep to help them set up a 'human date' for Nat and Hill because yes reioka: Clint and Tony vibrating when they see Hill coming back with Natasha, ready to interrogate her on whether the date went well, but then Hill leans down and presses a kiss to Natasha's cheek (Well, her entire side of her head, but they intention is still there) and they squeal and then slap at each other to shut up because NATASHA IS BLUSHING OH MY KRILL ifdragonscouldtalk: G O O D Natasha is smug like "She's definitely my mate. She just hasn't done the ritual yet." Hill going to Coulson like "a fish is courting me" reioka: Coulson: Stranger things have happened. Hill: Not to ME ifdragonscouldtalk: Wwheezesx justin hammer,,, stealing them reioka: NOOOOO Can you imagine Tony, Natasha, and Clint trying to protect all the fry Trying so hard, but they all get taken anyway, and they know they couldn't really do anything against a human but they feel like they SHOULD HAVE ifdragonscouldtalk: Can you imagine,, tony breaking down,,, and justin trying to get them to breed. Cuz m e r m a i ds. And tony just telling him that if he touched the kids his mates would kill him reioka: Justin would probably curse himself for missing two seahorses But NAY TWO SUPER SOLDIERS ifdragonscouldtalk: ScReech can u imagine justin putting a little glowy tracking device in tonys chest reioka: Honestly I'm just imagining them all being so scared that their tails clutch at each other until they're just a big ball of trembling, teary seahorses WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT I love it ifdragonscouldtalk: When they finally do come it's actually Maria who gets there first and she scoops up hill and nat and holds them desperately Just nuzzling them Bruce finds clint actually sobbing Steve and bucky beat justin mostly dead reioka: GOOD He deserves it ifdragonscouldtalk: Tony clings to steves fingers and cries while bucky gets the kids reioka: Steve presses desperate kisses all over Tony's body but his lips glance over whether the tracker is and Tony wails in pain and Steve is horrified because oh God what did Hammer DO Bruce physically stops Steve from walking over and crushing Hammer's skull under his boot because he needs to know everything Hammer did

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Kaaras and Freddie :D

001 | send me a ship and I will tell you:when I started shipping it if I did: God I can't remember. I know something tiny kicked it off though, I think Kaaras made some small comment on dragons and Frederic went all heart eyes. They had a cute dynamic, that's all I recall. my thoughts: I love these two but Frederic is so insecure its baffling. He's worried about their age gap, he's worried about how it looks that some rando dragon professor is hitting up the Inquisitor, he's worried he might do something that'll give a negative image to Kaaras. He's got a lot of concerns, which makes him nervous that he will do something stupid and them ruin his chance at a real relationship with Kaaras. It's interesting to explore cause it really exposes Fred's emotional vulnerabilities.What makes me happy about them: Theyre a cute dynamic, and Fred gets to be the smol one in the relationship. What makes me sad about them: Frederic's insecurities for one. It makes him really hard to convince to not self sabotage.things done in fanfic that annoys me: Can I use this to say that Fred isnt in fanfic im general? I need more of my dragon professor, damnit, he's presh.things I look for in fanfic: the inclusion of aforementioned dragon professor :PWho I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Honestly Id like to rework Companion Fred's event line to probably add a reconcile option for he and his ex. They wouldn't get back together, but theyd be back on speaking terms and closure would happen. As for Kaaras? He and Bull are cute together.My happily ever after for them: Fred gets his dragonlings and Kaaras convinces him to move to the country side. They get a plot of land and Fred works as a teacher with a following of the village kids. Fred somehow obtains cows, Kaaras is convinced to keep them. who is the big spoon/little spoon: Fred will fight tooth and nail to be the big spoon, until he wants to get squished with affection.what is their favorite non-sexual activity: I could see Frederic really enjoying chore work with Kaaras. Things like gardening and animal care, or even magic practice. He'll of course prattle off facts, trivia, or random memories all while.

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Got tagged by @opinionated-smol for a question thing so ye Rules: answer 20 questions and tag 20 followers you'd like to get to know better (i dont know 20 people) Name: Christopher Nicknames: Luka, Ark, Chris Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius Height: 5'9" Orientation: Bisexual Ethnicity: latino, from Bolivia Favorite fruit: mangos or pineapple cant choose Favorite season: winter, gives me an excuse to wear 3000 layers of clothing and drink hot chocolate Favorite book/series: torn between "I'm Thinking of Ending Things" and the Eragon series Favorite flower: i obsess over roses a lot bc i think theyre beautiful but orchids are the closest 2nd ive ever experienced in my life theyre just so cool Favorite scent: mufuckn food dude, if i smell apple pie or peanut soup im droppin what im doin to eat it i dont care if i was performing surgery the man can wait Favorite color: any dark blue Favorite animal: fuck man idk i just love animals bearded dragons and ball pythons are cute tho Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: i cant choose for the life of me dude i love all of them but ig hot chocolate cause its wintery Average hours of sleep: 4-6 it depends Cat or dog person: dogs bc my sisters pitbulls are the sweetest things Favorite fictional character: Timbersaw from dota bc its a tiny overexcitable paranoid purple man in a mech made of saws what more can u want from a character Number of blankets you sleep with: like 2 in the summer, 3 - 5 in all other seasons Dream Trip: Salar de Uyuni, it's dumb bc its in my home country but ive genuinely never been and i refuse to go alone im draggin friends over Blog created: this ones been up for a few months or a year bc i abandoned my old one but ive been on this site for like 4 years Number of followers: 40 but 25 of those are porn bots, rip my old blog now a porn bot collector I tag: @somekangarookid @godlikeromanov @gardenthedweeb @mayachildofmischief @quizomz @tealcrossings @electricbluetempest i @chazmcfreely Im out of friends with main blogs i think rip