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TAPS MIC HELLO? HOMESTUCK ANIMATED PILOT? THIS IS MY PERSONAL NOVEMBER 5TH

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You saying aggressively "leave a comment if you bookmark or youre a fucking jackass" IN your end note does not make me comment and just makes me not bookmark a fic i would have otherwise

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🕑 PREORDERS OPEN 🕑

Today's the day! Our preorders are now OPEN through September 6! Here's a first look at our zine cover by @astrovvitches! 🥳

We'll be supporting an organization called Families for Children, so check us out! 🌟

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Help us unlock some awesome stretch goals! *Shaker charm & enamel pin eligible for full bundle orders only!

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Me literally every day: well i survived today so i deserve a little something

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I honestly blame the rise of anti-intellectualism and things like hating on old books because they're not up to modern standards on why people can't think with nuance and are afraid of bucking the norm or forming their own opinions. You're going to read Of Mice And Men and you're going to be fucking uncomfortable because that's the goddamn point. You're going to read the original Romeo and Juliet and remember the whole point is to make fun of how stupid and dramatic teenagers are and you're going to sit there and be uncomfortable because the only way you're going to expand your horizons is if you're feeling weird and off and hate it for awhile.

You're going to have to sit in front of the trolley problem as hate that there's no "win" scenario because that's the point. There is no Everybody Wins and Nothing Bad Happens in real life 99% of the time.

You need to be uncomfortable. You need to be conflicted. You cannot be a complete, nuanced, and intelligent person if you refuse to engage with the gray. You are just a bad person at that point. And a stupid one. Because I'm done pulling punches.

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I don't know very much about myself but one thing I'm sure of is that I cannot be trusted to use a nail gun responsibly.

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Who would be interested in a batboys (minus damian) pinup zine? Cuz i need it

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Now we're building a nuclear reactor on the moon???? Fucking why?????

In case you dont realize how fuckass stupud this is, how are the hundreds of employees supposed to live on the moon? How is the electricity generated getting back to earth? What are we powering?

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Yaaaaall idk what to call it

Who would be interested in a batboys (minus damian) pinup zine? Cuz i need it

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Who would be interested in a batboys (minus damian) pinup zine? Cuz i need it

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Kay well imma do it then

Give suggestions for a name so i can make a blog. Gonna do submission-based so once i have enough submissions ill put it together. Digital free, print on demand, at least 30 pgs

Who would be interested in a batboys (minus damian) pinup zine? Cuz i need it

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Who would be interested in a batboys (minus damian) pinup zine? Cuz i need it

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Crap i made the poll for a day

Who would be interested in a batboys (minus damian) pinup zine? Cuz i need it

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Who would be interested in a batboys (minus damian) pinup zine? Cuz i need it

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Everyone thinks dick and jay are the ones to post thirst traps but theyre both old men who think social media is evil

Its actually tim posting the thirst traps, and theyre /good/, while dami trolls his ass

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they are each going for a different genre of music and it sounds horrendous together but they are having fun i think.

my piece for @batfam-au-zine !