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shittykinaesthetics · 10 months
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Shitty Gillion Tidestrider aesthetic: hi. quick question. what the fuck does "5'9 (5'1 when no one is looking)" mean. does this mean that being short truly is just a skill issue and all the tiny shrimp folks i know could be taller when viewed if they truly cared to be
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shittykinaesthetics · 10 months
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Shitty Five Pebbles aesthetic: what do you mean lashing out at other people for my own failures isn't achieving anything? fuck you for saying that. come here i'm going to kill you through unknown means
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shittykinaesthetics · 8 months
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Shitty Rose Quartz aesthetic: haha hey guys just a reminder that at the end of the day this was a children's cartoon for children. let's all keep that in our brains when we decide to interact with the notes of this post, yeah? okay? please don't hurt me i have a family
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Shitty Emperor Belos aesthetic: due to my dedication to objective journalistic integrity, absolutely no editorialising went into the making of this aesthetic. :)
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shittykinaesthetics · 9 months
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Shitty Roger Rabbit aesthetic: your honour, my client can't be guilty because, um. [checks notes] because he is a "silly little guy" and "it is his birthday"
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Shitty Biologist aesthetic: what do you call body horror if it seems like the person in question is genuinely pretty chill about it? body delight. body acceptance. body be not afraid
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shittykinaesthetics · 8 months
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Shitty Fujimoto aesthetic: the silly hat in question is actually the new prototype for that weird handheld sprinkler that he carries on his back. what was the deal with that thing. you make potions all day every day but your solution here is to strap a water tank to your back? i think you're overcomplicating it man
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shittykinaesthetics · 10 months
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Shitty Vash the Stampede aesthetic: i don't even have anything funny to say because i'm too busy staring at the sluttiest pair of glasses i've ever seen. how the fuck do his glasses make him look so naked. i don't know where to look. normally i try for eye contact if i'm trying not to stare at something revealing that someone's wearing but to be honest in this situation that's kind of the problem
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shittykinaesthetics · 10 months
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Shitty Brown Stone Spire aesthetic: peruse this aesthetic and feel a sense of devotion to THE BROWN STONE SPIRE build in your heart. when was the last time you went to go visit THE BROWN STONE SPIRE? you should really go see THE BROWN STONE SPIRE again soon. it misses you. this aesthetic, as was THE BROWN STONE SPIRE, was brought to you by Wendy's
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shittykinaesthetics · 10 months
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Shitty Kazuto Kirigaya aesthetic: i would post that tweet that's like "you all only don't like me because you hate me and i'm mean to you. grow up" but unfortunately i'm out of tweet views for today so you have to just imagine it in your mind
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shittykinaesthetics · 8 months
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Shitty Uzuki Yashiro aesthetic: girl you could be used as a fucking cautionary tale about giving your all to a company that truly does not care about you. karl marx's ghost is watching you and screaming
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Shitty Draculaura aesthetic: the fun thing about her being a vegan vampire is that you have to take the last image in this aesthetic completely at face value. she IS normal. she CAN be trusted around exposed neck flesh. check your biases asshole
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Shitty Evan Kelmp aesthetic: you know when you were 17 and you thought you were irredeemably evil but it turns out you were just 17? yeah that but if there was an irredeemably evil thing and it followed you home every day
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shittykinaesthetics · 10 months
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Shitty Dr. Two-Brains aesthetic: i feel like we never really talked about how fucked up it is that his whole second brain is out. like that can't be safe. what if you trip and you hit your fucking exposed second brain on the sidewalk, my guy. get a helmet. the fuck is your problem
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Shitty Great and Mighty Kevin aesthetic: this is a cautionary tale about getting involved in actual supernatural bullshit when really all you wanted to do is larp in the park on weekends
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Shitty Shen Qingqiu aesthetic: i wish i liked more of the kinds of media where you could get sucked into them and find a husband and a nice, mostly quiet life. i'm pretty sure in like 85% of my preferred canon material i'd die five minutes after hitting the ground
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