#ch: tinki

[galadion]

yesterday i went with the sproutlings on their first treasure dungeon.

we went right every time... and managed to make it all the way to the end.

[hatchetfieldtheories]

ok look i LOVE daddy but also my brain really misses charlotte so it just kinda went brrr. this is prolly just jaimes default old-timey accent but theres this one line (i think "but sherman, im your mother"?) she says when aging that sounds exactly like chars timbre so uh 👀 *nudges char displaced in time theory* (also sh-erman, sh-eila, ch-arlotte??? not same spelling bUt yeah idk where im going with this) *insert that one connecting the dots meme*

Ohhhhhhh. Love it. Tbh this is Hatchetfield, anything is possible!!!!

I need this fic now! Charlotte gets targeted by Tinky while looking at Hatchetfield historical records and ends up back at the beginnings of Hatchetfield. And she'll do anything to make sure she sees the 21st Century again.

[if-the-crown-fits-translate-it]

Discord pt 39

[Date: 22/02, 11.34 PM - 23/02, 12:05 AM GMT]

C R O W N: “Golf Delta Oscar Charlie” [GDOC]

[Context: Fetch had written in the doc, among others saying he was tired.]

fetch: “hee hee ha ha I can’t sleep”

fetch: “can t sleep :) fun”

C R O W N: “:)”

fetch: “trying to watchdog . not good watchdog

C R O W N: “:)”

jaynoblade: “aaaaaaaa”

fetch: “try to updatte timeline . not good at time .”

Void: “you good fetch??”

C R O W N: “:)”

fetch: can’t tell time because I don’t r em eb r”

emuhlee: “fetch, you still with king?”

fetch: “yea h! love my goof friend :)

she is at s tore. getting good food hee hee mun ch”

C R O W N: “:)”

fetch: “(pss s st. don t tell her I didn t sl eep at all last. night)”

emuhlee: “oh thats no good fetch :(”

fetch: “am very y sleepy :) can not sleep”

Void: “oh fetch no”

C R O W N: “:)”

C R O W N: “Why don’t you rest? :)”

fetch: “oh

oh ha

ha ha ha ha”

fetch: “very funnee pl an”

fetch: “I sle ep and you come get me :)”

fetch: “very funny ha ha ha ha”

C R O W N: “Fetch, you need to rest.”

fetch: “Very funny very funny you’re gonna make me not remember very funny you’re very funny you should change your name to funny crown hahahahahahaha”

fetch: “ha ha ha”

[People begin to tell Fetch not to sleep.]

fetch: “can not rest !

have to watch dog :)”

emuhlee: “why dont you play a song you like fetch!”

C R O W N: “:)”

syl/suri: “fetch play something hype to keep you awake”

fetch: “ha ha I like this music though :) don’t want to sleep i like music”

disks and the color red |Stars: “why dont you guys listen to something energetic then”

fetch: “let me e check cue :)

good music next !”

fetch: “Sorry Crown! You need 2 try harder if you want to make me ble ed aga ain

I need 2 watch dog and stay awake and music :) nice try cro wn man”

fetch: “HEE HEE GOOD SO MG”

kate (degoratory) [they/them]: Crown, please. Please leave Fetch alone.”

fetch: “DERKAT MY BELVD.”

C R O W N: “Come now Fetch. Sleep.”

C R O W N: “The longer you go without... well. :)”

fetch: “HA HA HA I CAN T SLEEP”

fetch: “IN MY HE A D :)”

[Context: “In my head” by Derivakat was playing.]

syl/suri: “fetch just listen to pigstep”

fetch: “GOO D IDE A”

syl/suri: “you can get crown a copyright strike”

fetch: “PIGY SONG HE HE”

<heavy sigh> dreampop: “actually i have a song this reminds me of can i q it”

fetch: “YES :D”

fetch: “I KEEP ON HURTING AND YOU KEEP RETURNING :)

LIVING IN MY HEAD RENT FREE HAHA”

[Context: “In my head” was still playing. New song starts:]

fetch: “O I LOVE THE TINKY NOISE”

fetch: “TINK TINK TINK TINK :)”

fetch: “O GOOD SONG NE X T

LIKE THIS ONE BUT LIKE NEXT ONE T OO”

C R O W N: “Fetch. Listen to me. Rest your pretty little head. :)”

fetch: “HA HA CANT HEAR YOU OVER GOOD MUSIC :)

TINK TINK TINK TINK”

fetch: “HA HA PR E TTY HE AD”

fetch: “MOMMA ALW AYS SAID MY HA IR WAS PR ET T Y :)

AND MY PRETTY FLOPPY EARS THAT YOU RUINED”

fetch: “I AM NOT. SLEEPING I AM AW AKW.

:)

TINK TINK MUSIC

HAHAHA

YES

GOOD SONG”

C R O W N: “Fetch. Sleep. Now.”

fetch: “I AM LOSTENING 5O KUWIC I CAN NOT SLE EP”

[[Redacted]: “Hey fetch? Wanna talk about the music your listening too?”]

fetch: “YES ITS VERY NICE”

fetch: “IT MAKES ME THINK OF

OF”

fetch: “UM

I DONT KNOW

BUT I LIKE IT :)”

[From this point onward “Puppet” from the Ib soundtrack is on loop.]

C R O W N: “I know you’re ignoring me, Fetch~”

fetch: “HEE HEE I LIKE THE BOX NOISE”

Professional Shitpost: “How much sugar have you eaten?”

fetch: “SUGAR? I HAD COOKIES EARLIER. CHIPS A HOY :) CRUNCHEE

I AM NOT IGNORING I DONT HEAR ANYTHING HA HA”

fetch: “CAN I HEAR TIS SONG AGAIN :)”

fetch: “:(

WHERE MY SONG GO

OH HA HAHA”

fetch: “THIS ONE IS FUNNY

WAKE UP”

ITS FUN YN”

havoc.ren: “stay awake please”

fetch: “I AM AWAKE :)”

Grimm (Gallahan): “Fetch how much longer should the store take?”

C R O W N: “Fetch, come on now. I know how tired you must be. What good does it do you to delay the inevitable?”

fetch: “I DONT KNOW HOW LONG FRIEND WILL BE GONE :( BUT FOR NOW I AM LONE LY”

C R O W N: “This song is like a lullaby isn’t it~ It must make you so sleepy :)”

fetch: “I AM.

I.

NOT SLEEP”

fetch: HAVE TO WATCHDOG

HA HA”

[Redacted]: “PLAY DOME ANGRY LOUD MUSIC”

fetch: “NO ANGRY MUS IC.”

C R O W N: “Fetch~ Someone else can watch the document. You need to rest :)”

fetch: “HA HA. PL Eas e”

fetch: “crown stop saying my name like that.

ha ha

Ha

Pl seASE”

[Redacted]: “Why does Crown need Knight so bad? Crown is bad, Fetch, he’ll hurt you”

fetch: “CROWN NEEDS KNIGHT BECAUSE HE NEEDS A WATCHDOG HA”

C R O W N: “Oh, you must like this? Fetch~”

fetch: “HA HA CROWN :)

VERY FUNNY :)

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS A JOKE :)”

[Continued in pt 40.]

[andrewducker]

So, who is this "Tinky Winky"? https://www.instagram.com/p/CH-DJdLjSz_/?igshid=1pt7jkv174t0r

[lesgrandsarretsdelajpbolosses]

Ch. réunies, 2 déc. 1941, Franck

j’t’explique viteuf : mon poto franck c’est le doctor house du ter ter de nancy, meurthe-et-mozelle 54 représente, toujours posé pas d’galère place stan avec les kheys. tellement il est skillé à donf en médecine, le doc il se met ienb avec des honoraires de batard du coup il roule en cadillac et il attire toutes les michtos à louboutins du coin. claude c’est son fils de 17 piges, il la joue babos bazardé qui bédave pas mal tavu normal il a besoin de la caisse de son daron pour chercher la weed purple comme tinky winky à la téci, toi même tu sais que uber en 1941 c’était une dinguerie. 

après c’est un soir claude il rentre chez ses vieux joibours, sauf il est tellement fonssdé il se gare et il laisse les clés sur le contact ce mongolito zebi !! direct il se fait tirer la cadillac par un keumé qu’a eu son permis à la foire du trône les auto-tamponneuses à marcel campion en roue libre tu connais. le blédard il balise de se faire interpeller par les condés, ça part en go fast and furious vin diesel sur la départementale. à force de dire NIQUE LES 80KM/H GILET JAUNE FOREVER le mec va renverser un pélo connu dans le tiéquar sous le doux blaze de connot. direct connot il clamse, pas l’time de se retourner ciao délit de fuite de sale batard. 

et là normal la mif’ de connot elle est sad ambiance pur seum, du coup ils poucavent franck en mode il était pas foutu de surveiller sa merco de fdp. c’est la hess pour le frérot franck, il comprend r à part qu’il va devoir cracher du bif alors que c’est abusé de ouf vu que c’est même pas lui ka aplatit connot. heureusement la cass elle plie le game et dit j’avoue franck il s’est fait bolosser par le voleur du coup no way jose, il avait plus l'usage, la direction et le contrôle du bolide ptdrr. 1384 alinéa 1 mange tes morts. 

c’est la garde matérielle dans ton cul, c’est teffaine et jand’heur en PLS, c’est la présomption de responsabilité retournée comme ta mère, c’est Chambres réunies, 2 décembre 1941, Franck.

[galadion]

Wyrm ✘ Tinki ✘ Kane Masquerade Party

[if-the-crown-fits-translate-it]

Discord pt 50

[Date: 25/02, 6.59 PM - 25/02, 07.51 PM GMT]

[‘Puppet’ from the Ib OST is playing in the VC.]

fetch: “:)”

Prince: “Oh! Crown said this was a good song! He says it reminds him of being a kid again! Don't you guys think so?

:)”

fetch: “YOU RE R I GHT PR INCE ! TH IS JS A VE R Y G OOD S ONG .” [You’re right Prince! This is a very good song.]

Prince: “I like it! It makes me feel all happy inside :)”

fetch: “TH OUG H ITS A L ITT LE F AST ER TH AN WH AT I U SUALL Y L IS TE N TO . N IG HT COR E HA AHA AHA .” [Though it’s a little faster than what I usually listen to. Nightcore haahaaha.]

Prince: “It is a little fast, but it's very nice :D”

Prince: “It makes me kinda sleepy :) How about you, fetch? :)”

fetch: “I GU ESS A L I TT LE HA HAA . B UT I GOT PL ENTY OF SL EE P LAS T N IGH T!” [I guess a little hahaa. But I got plenty of sleep last night!]

IM SO ENE ER GIZED AND R E ADY FO R THE D A Y” [I’m so energized and ready for the day]

donti: “Isn’t too much sleep a little bad for someone?”

Prince: “I don't think so :) It's nice to sleep. You don't have to think about all the things that might be stressing you out :)”

fetch: “I AG REE PR INC E . SL EE P IS NNI CE B UT D OGS CA NT S LE EP ALL D A Y ! THAT S A CAT TH ING TO DO L OL” [I agree, Prince. Sleep is nice but dogs can’t sleep all day! That’s a cat thing to do lol]

[‘No One in Sight’ from the Ib OST starts playing on loop]

fetch: “N OT AS G OOD AS THE LA ST ONE B UT S TILL A BOP” [Not as good as the last one but still a bop]

Prince: “Oh! This one is nice, too! Relaxing, like you’re outside listening to the breeze~”

Prince: “I can put on the other one again! :D”

[fetch: “ HM . TH ANF YOU PR INCE BU T I LIKE VA RIE TY SOM E TIME S :)” [Hm. Thank you, Prince, but I like variety sometimes]]

Prince: “Oh, ok :)”

fetch: “IM H APP Y TO SEE C R OWN ANS W E RIN G T H IN GS! YO U M UST BE H APPY T O O” [I’m happy to see Crown answering things! You must be happy too]

[donti: How had your day been so far Prince, while you’re here? This music really gets me in a convering mood.]

Prince: “It's been great! everything is fine :)“

fetch: “TH AT S GOO D :D” [That’s good :D]

[donti: Thats nice to know! How’s everyone in the court doing?”]

Prince: “Everyone is doing well :D i miss Knight, though... He hasn't been around in a while.”

fetch: “AW SADGE D: I H OPE Y OU F IND Y OUR KN IG HT BUD D Y SOON !” [Aw Sadge D: I hope you find your Knight buddy soon!]

[donti: Oh no! did something happen? Do you know where he is?

Prince: “No... He just... Went away one day... Crown said he'll find him for us and bring him home again, though, so it's ok! :)“

fetch: “AW HA HA HA H OW N ICE OF. H IM :) :) :)” [Aw hahaha how nice of. him]

[‘BGM008′ from the Ib OST starts playing]

[Povas: “Where did you last see knight?”]

Prince: “Um...Here, I think :)”

fetch: “O H G OOD SON G [Oh good song]

TH IS MAK ES THE FUN NY PIA NO T INK Y NOIS E” [This makes the funny piano tinky noise]

Prince: “I like the tinky noise too! :D”

Povas: “Why is it giving me a sense of dread?”

fetch: “I DK WHA T YOU M EAN BY D R EAD :/ ? IT S OUND S F INE TO M E !” [Idk what you mean by dread :/? It sounds fine to me!]

Prince: “Yeah! I think it's lovely! :)”

Povas: “It might just be me”

fetch: “PR OBAB LY Y OU LOL :D” [Probably you lol :D]

[donti: “Hm, change of music aside, whatcha been up to?”]

Prince: “Not much has been happening :) I just like to listen to music here. You can't be sad if there's nothing to make you upset, you know? :)”

[fetch [responding to donti]: “WH O ME ? OR PR INC E ?” [Who, me? Or Prince?]

donti: “Either or! I care about both of you :D”

fetch: “OH IM D OI NG GR E AT :D APP A RE NT LY M I SS E D D INN E R LA S T N IGHT SO M ONA (G OOD GO OD F RIEND MO NA) L EFT OUT A BR EA KF AS T FOR M E TO M UN CH WHI LE SHE WE NT TO W O RK” [Oh I’m doing great :D Apparently missed dinner last night so Mona (good good friend Mona) left out a breakfast for me to munch while she went to work]

[fetch: “HAV E BEEN VE RY TH IRST Y SO D RINK ING W AT ER” [Have been very thirsty so drinking water]]

Prince: “That's good! Drink plenty of water and eat plenty of food and get plenty of sleep! Crown would want you at your best :D”

fetch: “Y E AH :) TO AST WITH RO SE PET AL J AM M M  AND GO OD C E R EAL” [Yeah :) toast with rose petal jammm and good cereal]

[‘The Little Doll's Dream’ from the Ib OST starts playing]

fetch: “OO OO O GUITAR R R [ooooo guitarrr]

I LI KE GU IT AR” [I like guitar]

[donti: Prince, you have a very wide range of music in here! Where did you find so many songs?”]

Prince: “Oh, i just like to listen to a lot of things! These songs are from a game called Ib! You should play it :)“

[fetch: “IT I S A VER Y F UN G AME ! GARRY IS MY F AVOR I TE CH AR ACTER” [It is a very fun game! Garry is my favorite character]]

Prince: “Garry is my favorite, too! he's so nice! :D”

Bea (she/her): “I've heard of that game before. What's it about?”

[fetch: “A G IRL GO ES TO AN A RT ME USE UM AND THE N SHI T GE TS F UCKED LOL PAI NTINS COM E TO L IFE N S H JT” [A girl goes to an art museum and then shit gets fucked lol]]

Prince: “I guess... But i'd describe it a little differently...”

[”Inquiry” from the Ib OST starts playing]

fetch: “I M EAN AIN T THAT WH AT HAP PENS LOL” [I mean ain’t that what happens lol]

Prince: “A girl named Ib goes to an art exhibit and ends up in finding herself inside a painting! She meets a nice man named Garry and they have to make their way out together! There's lots of different endings and lots of puzzles! :)”

fetch: “MY DE S C RI PT ION W AS BE T TER LOL” [My description was better lol]

donti: “Oh! So its not a horror game?”

Prince: “It can be a little scary sometimes, but it's not terrible :)”

fetch: “ANYW AY NIC E B OPS IM GONNA GO EA T THE R ES T OF THE ROSE PETAL JAM :) Y UM BY E G UYS DONT FOR GET TO AS K CR OW N TH IN GS” [Anyway nice bops I’m gonna go eat the rest of the Rose Petal Jam :) Yum bye guys don’t forget to ask Crown things]

[donti: Alright! What other games do you play?]

Prince: “Lots of games! I like Skyrim, Overwatch, Undertale and Minecraft the most, though! :D”

[donti: “thats awesome! I like Minecraft too! I also play Pokemon and some rhythm games :D”]

Prince: “Ooh, what's your favorite Pokemon? i like Mimikyu and Ditto the most! :)”

donti: “Gengar and Joltik! the Mareep line is also pretty cool!”

Prince: “Oh, I have to get going! Crown's asking to see me :)

Bye bye! :D”