#charisma sharehouse story

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it's him, the one and only World Sexy Ambassador, Amahiko Tendo~🌹

Commissioned by @porkchopftwimm!

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Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #83 The Tendou Household

Please read alongside listening to the drama track on Youtube.

Let me know if I missed something!

TL note:

Seiza: Japanese sitting position where one sits politely on your knees.

Atami is a place known as a resort town and for its hot springs. The perfect place to cleanse your soul and soak into relaxation. This is also a location in the easter egg ending of AI: The Somnium Files. This part is irrelevant. I like making people read more than necessary. 

Everyone: Ahahaha

Sarukawa: …..

Sarukawa: A dream, huh…

Sarukawa: …! 

Sarukawa: Where, am I….

Housemaid 1: Ah, Sarukawa-sama!

Sarukawa: !?

Assistant 2: Nakagami-sensei, what’s the report?

Nakagami: Our personnel and budget got cut, and we must refrain from any conspicuous actions for the time being.

Assistant 2: I knew we went too far, even if it was done in the name of capturing the Charismas. 

Nakagami: This damned decrepit country prioritizing appearance rather than results. 

Torahime: No matter, Torahime will follow Sensei to the depths of hell!

Nakagami: What’s the destination of the Charismas

(Hitting desk sound) 

Torahime: Ngagh!

Assistant 3: Please look at this!

Assistant 1: What is it

Assistant 3: This is the house where Tendou Amahiko was born, but isn’t this place…

Assistant 1: !? Don’t tell me… Tendou is…THAT Tendou!?

Assistant 3: The esteemed family behind generations worth of skilled doctors. The kind whose connections run deep in politics and finance. 

Assistant 1: Not a chance we’d even come near if this is where they’re hiding…!

Assistant 2: I’m sure the higher ups wouldn’t want any kind of conflict either…!

Assistants: ….! What do we do… To think it’s really….

Nakagami: Do not falter!

Assistants: !?

Nakagami: It’s irrelevant. Whatever the situation at hand may be, we march to capture them. 

Nakagami: No matter the risks we must take.

Assistants: ….!

Torahime: Sensei… 

(The sound of housemaids moving around) 

Sarukawa: ….

Sarukawa: Um… ‘m seriously doin’ fine here, no need to go outta yer way like that now.

Maidservant 1: How preposterous! 

Maidservant 1: Such considerate arrangements are a given when you’re a bosom friend of young master Amahiko!

Sarukawa: We ain’t no chums

Manservant: Sarukawa-samaaaaaa~! 

(Sound of running through the corridor, sliding into seiza position)

Manservant: Here, my good sir. Hair wax of the finest caliber in terms of holding power.

Sarukawa: WHA-!?

Manservant: I’m well aware of the peril and life-dangering risks Sarukawa-sama has gone through to keep his hair standing upright, no matter the cost!

Sarukawa: That’s embarrassing! The fuck did you get that from! Who told ya!

Maidservant 2: Sarukawa-samaaaa!

Sarukawa: What’s it this time!

Maidservant 2: It appears that your bosom friends have made their return. 

Sarukawa: Eh?

Maidservant 1:  Welcome back, Terra-sama!

Terra: Thaaanks~~

Manservant: Welcome, Motohashi-sama!

Iori: Sorry to keep you waiting~

Terra: It sure warmed me all up~

Rikai: Honestly, such a pleasant hot bath.

Iori: Riiight~

Sarukawa: Huh?

Iori: Ah, Saru-chan’s awake! Good morning

Rikai: Looks like you’re fine, what a relief.

Sarukawa: The hell have you guys been up to?

Fumiya: Vacation

Sarukawa: Huh!?? WUH!? EH!? HUEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!!??

The five of them: Huh?

Sarukawa: VACATION?

The five of them: Yea

Sarukawa: While I was knocked out you went on VACATION!?

Terra: To Atami

Sarukawa: NO WAY!

Iori: The hot springs were amazing. 

Rikai: Not to mention how beautiful the ocean was.

Sarukawa: WAITwaitwait, you GOTTA be pulling my leg. What the fuck are you idiots doing 

Terra: I mean, it’s not like you were able to lift a finger or anything for a while. So we had time to kill in the meantime.

Fumiya: Then I got an idea. Now's the chance! Let’s go to Atami, like that. 

Sarukawa: Don’t just get used to this shit!!! Show some concern no matter how many times this happens!!!

Ohse: Sorry, Sarukawa-san. At the very least take this as a souvenir.

Ohse: A drawing I made of Atami’s sea.

Sarukawa: AS IF I NEED THAT!!!!!!

(Sarukawa throwing a tantrum, the others calming him down)

Iori: Calm down, Saru-chan…! There’s a good reason for this!

Sarukawa: Hahn!?

Maidservant 1: Young master Amahiko, her ladyship is…

Amahiko: ….Understood.

Sarukawa: Hah? Ya bailed outta this place?

Fumiya: Yeah

Fumiya: The Tendous are no small-fry

Fumiya: Timing was just right to get away under the guise of you needing rest, but a new problem popped up.

Rikai: The family has been investigating us.

Rikai: What kind of people we are, what our relationship is with their precious son.

Rikai: And it’s not as if I can say that we’re a ragtag bunch of misfits, save for me.

Terra: Why? Nothing’s stopping you

Rikai: Absolutely not! Amahiko-san’s the worst one of all!

Iori: That’s why, Saru-chan, we had to take shelter for a bit.

Iori: A vacation in name only.

Ohse: It was all an act. 

Sarukawa: …..

Sarukawa: That’s what’s up, huh

Sarukawa: So, wasn’t like y’all actually went out on a lil’ trip, huh

The five of them: No, we did.

Sarukawa: YOU DID GO!?

(Sarukawa throwing a tantrum, the others calming him down)

Maidservant 2: Everyone?

Four of them: Wuh!

Maidservant 2:  Dinner has been arranged.

Four of them: …

Rikai, Ohse, Iori: …….

Rikai: Terrific…

Ohse: Is such a thing really okay…

Iori: …Unbearable---

Rikai, Ohse, Iori: …….

Terra: YUM! I think Terra-kun’s gotta go for seconds

Fumiya: Unfair, Terra, I want too. Excuse meeeeee

(Sound of a small whistle being blown)

Rikai: You two…! Your behaviour…! And how can you two be so unbothered?

Ohse: Where’s Amahiko-san?

Iori: Dunnooo

Rikai: And where did Saru go?

Iori: Drinking his sorrows away alone in his room

Ohsa: Uwah… 

Amahiko’s mother: Is it to your liking?

The four of them: Wah!

(Rikai being flustered)

Rikai: Terra-san, Fumiya-san…! Seiza…! Straighten your back and…! C’mon, hurry…!

Amahiko’s mother: My apologies for showing up during your meal.

Four of them: No no not at all, Ma’am

Amahiko’s mother: Once again, I am Amahiko’s mother.

Amahiko’s mother: Thank you for always taking care of my son.

Rikai, Ohse, Iori, Fumiya:  No no no it’s us who should say so, don’t mention it at all.

Amahiko’s mother: How do I say… What sort of person is Amahiko you all… 

Rikai: …Eh?

Amahiko’s mother: Ah, please excuse my impoliteness.

Amahiko’s mother: He never mentions anything to us.

Amahiko’s mother: Could you kindly tell me about it, if that is alright with you all?

Rikai: …Ah

Amahiko’s mother:  What is his occupation at the moment?

Rikai, Ohse, Iori, Fumiya: HUH!?

Amahiko’s mother: Eh?

Rikai: Huh?

Amahiko’s mother: Hm?

Iori: Wha?

Amahiko’s mother: Uh huh?

Ohse: Mhm?

Amahiko’s mother: ?

Fumiya: ?

Amahiko’s mother: Did I ask something I shouldn’t have..?

Terra: Amahiko-san’s job, right? He’s the World Se--

Rikai, Ohse, Iori, Fumiya: @@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!

Amahiko’s mother: Huh? World?

Rikai: Ah, no, ah, uuum, well, you see with world, um, yes world yes, um right ma’am you see, it’s it’s it’s that yes Yes uuum Amahiko-san’s work is world, um, Yes! Basically the world! Amahiko-san goes around the world, doing all kinds of wonderful labor!

Amahiko’s mother: Oh my! That’s overseas then.

Rikai: Exactly!

Amahiko’s mother: And what does he do overseas specifically?

Rikai: EH!? 

Terra: Stripping and pole da-…

Rikai, Ohse, Iori, Fumiya: @@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!

Amahiko’s mother: Excuse me?? Stripping????

Rikai: With stripping he means, um, that, that there’s a lot of circumstances surrounding it which Minato Ohse-kun will explain further.

Ohse: Wha-!! You jest, milord!

Rikai: You can do it.

Ohse: …! Um… stripping is like, um, uuuh… poop…? No not poop, absolutely not poop…!

Ohse: …!

Iori: With stripping it’s not meant in the sense of taking off clothes, but stripping yourself of any prejudice towards others.

Amahiko’s mother: Huh

Iori: In other words, Amahiko’s work overseas pertains to helping out any kind of person no matter who they are, isn’t that right, Ohse-san. 

Ohse: Yes, exactly that.

Ohse: (IO-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Amahiko’s mother: …Some kind of humanitarian aid, then

Iori & Ohse: Yes!

Amahiko’s mother: And what does that include then?

Terra: Asparagus, Assparagus-

Rikai, Ohse, Iori, Fumiya: @@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!

Amahiko’s mother: Asparagus?

Rikai: Amahiko-san developed a new variety of asparagus!

Terra: Bobongalinga---!

Amahiko’s mother: Bobongalinga?

Rikai: Bobongalinga is a region under conflict at the moment.

Rikai: Asparagus is being distributed, free of charge, to the refugees and children in need 

Terra: ECSTASYYYYY---!!

Iori: Is what the people feel thanks to the economic benefits from cultivating this new form of asparagus.

Terra: Propagating sexy--

Ohse: Scientists are propagating how to grow this new species of asparagus 

Ohse: It’s referred to as the Se-XY method, which involves Selenium and the XY system, in order to grow more

Amahiko’s mother: Oh wow… It's as if he’s performing some kind of liberation campaign overseas.

(Sound of dishes rattling)

Rikai, Ohse, Iori: LIBERATION CAMPAIGN! THAT!

Iori: Just as you say, ma’am

Rikai: Indeed, ma’am, it’s truly praiseworthy.

Ohse: Amahiko-san never fails to impress

Rikai, Ohse, Iori: Ahahaha…hahah…

(Sound of the door sliding open)

Rikai, Ohse, Iori: !?

Sarukawa: ★◎◆∴▽★◎◆∴▽★◎◆∴▽!!!!!!!

Rikai: (Saru!? At this timing!?)

Iori: (He’s awfully drunk!)

(Sarukawa throwing a tantrum, the three of them calming him down)

Sarukawa: I’MMAKILLYA!!!!!!!!

Amahiko’s mother: KILL!?

Fumiya: (Slides in)  You’re mistaken, ma’am. He’s speaking a different language

Fumiya: He’s a foreigner

Amahiko’s mother: From what country?

Fumiya: Bobongalinga

Amahiko’s mother: Oh my! This guy is!?

Fumiya: He’s one of the children in need

Fumiya: Tendou-san rescued him, and thus brought him to his own home. 

Fumiya: His overwhelming joy led him to have one too many drinks, and is unconsciously speaking in his native language.

Amahiko’s mother: Although he seems to be upset for some reason… 

Fumiya: Interpreter Motohashi-kun.

Iori: Yessir!

Iori: “I will never forget Tendou-san’s favor. He’s a good man beyond words.”

Iori: “Which is why, Ma’am, no further inquiry is necessary.”

Iori: “ok I’m going to bed now goodnight.”

Sarukawa: WE GOTTA GO NO MATTER WHAT, TO ATAMI! ATAMIIIII!!!!!!!!!

(Rikai and Ohse bringing Sarukawa away)

Amahiko’s mother: …..

Amahiko’s mother, Rikai, Ohse, Fumiya and Iori: Ahahaha… hahaha

Amahiko’s mother: Hahaha.. (cough, cough)

Amahiko’s mother: Fufu.. sorry.

Amahiko’s mother: Thank you, everyone. Your kindness has put me at ease as his mother.

Amahiko’s mother: He’s working hard in his own way. 

Rikai, Ohse, Fumiya and Iori: Aah, yes you know, he’s truly wonderful yes…!

Terra: Hmph

Terra: ….

Ohse: (Terra-san wasn’t the only one who thought so.)

Ohse: (If all of this was okay.)

Ohse: ….?

Ohse: …Amahiko-san?

Ohse: …! That’s…!

Amahiko’s father: How far must you indulge yourself to finally have your satisfaction.

Amahiko’s father: You’re a man of the Tendou family. Any more selfishness will not be forgiven.

Amahiko: …..

Amahiko: ………Duly noted.

Amahiko: Dear father…

Extra TL notes for the TL notes enthusiasts:

There’s a pun with 脱いで (nuide, get nekkid) and 一肌脱いで (hitohadanuide, to pitch in and help). This became stripping.

Iori makes a pun on ecstasy with エクスタ市, read as “ekusuta-shi” with the shi part meaning city. Tried to make a pun like, ecsta city, but ECSTA exists as the European Council for Student Affairs. Pun has been just circumvented by turning into something else, especially considering sexy gets the same treatment with セク市 (pun on セクシー).

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[OC Post]

This is my main OC for Charisma House, Kaname Maeno! He is very special to me and I plan to start posting a story surrounding him and the other charismas every Sunday!

Kaname Maeno

(images all from assorted picrews)

Kanji: 前野かなめ

Romaji: Maeno Kaname

Charisma: Leisure (余暇)

Age: 20

Birthday: February 3

Blood Type: AB

Height: 156 cm

Weight: 47 kgs

Room No.: 102

Voice Reference: Megumi Ogata (Shinji Evangelion, Makoto and Nagito Danganronpa, Hanako TBHK, etc.)

Description:

Version 1: He works as a waiter in a café, and he does his job rather normally actually! A lot of people (who are attracted to men) think he is cute due to his polite behavior and chipperness when working, but in reality, he is NASTY. As in personality.

Outside of work, he is lazy and spiteful, and never wants to do anything that doesn't involve his phone or computer or any type of electronic. Like Ohse, he also shuts himself in his room whenever he doesn't have work. A few housemates think he is a vampire because he absolutely hates the sunlight and he occasionally hisses whenever forced to go outside.

Version 2: He is always playing video games, on social media, or otherwise always has his eyes on a screen.

He works as a waiter in a café that Fumiya frequents, and is often seen as attractive to customers due to his boyish good looks and upbeat personality, but in reality, he is a toxic and foul-mouthed gamer.

Known as 7_eyed_dragon online, he is well known for certain online circles for his high skill level in the game Dragon Rhapsody Online (note: not a real game), but his behavior on these platforms have been called into question.

Relationships

(Real talk I did not finish these but he gets along with Ohse, sometimes gets along with Fumiya, Iori, Sarukawa and Terra, and wants to throw Rikai and Amahiko onto oncoming traffic.)

Trivia

He is the shortest member of the sharehouse.

Due to his height, hairstyle, and effeminate voice, many people think that he is either a girl or a prepubscent child.

He was part of a band when he was in high school, as the band’s drummer.

His very first console was a Super Famicom (known worldwide as the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, or SNES), which he got when he was 3 years old.

While not completely fluent in English, he is capable of speaking and understanding the language at an advanced level.

He has an older cousin named Yohei, who introduced him to many games and would be the only person he played with for multiple years.

Kaname met Ohse online on Discord. Yes this is relevent.

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jdramas 2019 winter (part 1)

The Jdrama season has kicked off for the first quarter of the year, with the usual excess of crime-busters. Where the usual episode tends to be 45 minutes (without ads), the first episode tends to be extended, and can be anywhere up to 60-90 minutes long. I remember not that long ago the first episodes tended to be the real tone-setter for the series, and often the most interesting case for a crime-solver, as the longer time allowed them time to build up the characters and get into a meatier case that didn't have to be tied up quickly in 45 minutes. Unfortunately, quite a few series this season are so blatant in filling the time with unfunny jokes and empty scenes that it took the good will out of watching them. Trace (12.3%) - Nishikido Ryo, Araki Yuko, Koyuki etc Maison de Police - Takahata Mitsuki, Nishijima Hidetoshi etc Keiji Zero (Detective Zero) (14.7%) - Sawamura Kazuki, Takimoto Miori etc Nusumareta Kao (Stolen Face) - Tamaki Hiroshi, Uchida Rio, Machida Keita I'm going to talk about all the police crime solvers in one go, because they're all blending into one. Japanese dramas typically depended on the charisma of their main characters to make their very formulaic crime solvers interesting. Unfortunately none of this season's dramas really leap out. Trace focuses on the evidence collection and interpretation side of crime-solving, led by a main character whose family appears to have been killed when he was young. Based on his attitude, he's very sensitive to people jumping to conclusions based on limited evidence, and then trying to find evidence to fit the theory, rather than collect all evidence and work out the truth. The premise has similarities to Unnatural, without its sensitivities or character conflicts, although the central driving theme, if carried out well, can turn out interesting. While Nishikido and Araki are both acceptable, neither of them are quite at Ishihara Satomi and Iura Arata's level of charisma and acting. There's also sudden patches of intrusive background music and unexpected slow-motion which throws the story off-rhythm and make what should be a serious scene come off as crass. The premise of Maison de Police is interesting - newbie policewoman is helped out by a bunch of retired policemen living in a sharehouse. The old guys are cranky, cynical and untrustworthy, but they clearly know their old jobs well and they are useful when they want to be. If only it didn't suffer from extended episode syndrome, where there were long scenes of cringeworthy unfunny banter. There's a Chinese internet slang called "no zuo no die" - literally "if you don't do, you won't die", meaning "if you don't do something retarded that can get you killed, you won't die". This basically embodies what happens to our lovely newbie policewoman in the first episode and there is nothing more aggravating than watching a main character do something stupid just to move the plot along. That said, Nishijima Hidetoshi is still one of the most gorgeous gentlemen of his age and I can watch him as a policeman any day, even if retired. Keiji Zero is about a middle-aged policeman who loses 20 years of memories after a brush with death. He is forced to start afresh as an investigator, approaching crimes without the cynicism built up by years of experience, and with an enthusiasm and resourcefulness he forgot about. Again, an interesting premise, and the first episode at least tried to make use of the extended time, except it probably bit off more than it could chew. There were so many names and families involved that I got very lost at one point as to who got killed by whom. I like Sawamura but I prefer him acting his age, rather than like a green clumsy 30 year old, but commendations to him trying. Stolen Face is a WOWOW drama, which is kinda like Netflix in the sense that they have a bit more freedom in going into weird and wonderful territory that other TV networks might be too conservative to. Based off a book, it's about a small investigative group whose role is to memorise large quantities of wanted criminals and try to catch them in the crowd. One of the former members allegedly died in a fire 4 years ago, but during a recent arrest, one of the criminals told them that he's still alive. The main character's girlfriend had disappeared one day, and the mafia criminal they captured died in their custody while they are transporting him. Unlike most Japanese dramas, the story is continuous, so the first episode is mostly set-up. It's shot with a cold palette and a hand-held grittiness, interspersed with over-exposed dream-like sequences. Too early to say whether it's worth a watch, but the plot is definitely more involved than the other contenders, but nothing has actually happened yet...

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Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #87 The Bus Won't Come

Please read alongside listening to the drama track on Youtube.

Let me know if I missed something!

TL note:

Iori calls himself a シルバーキラー (lit. A silver killer).  It’s the same way the term “lady killer” is used in English, except it’s more versatile in Japanese by applying it to different groups of people. Such as older men (おじさんキラー lit. old man killer), or if you’re a “handsome young man who seduces married women”. (マダムキラー lit. madam killer). Basically, in this case, senior citizens fall for Iori’s wiles.

Iori: No sign of the bus, huh

Rikai: ….

Rikai: …How strange. It should’ve come already…

Iori: Aren’t you thirsty?

Rikai: ….Ah no, I’m fine.

Iori: Doesn’t your butt hurt?

Rikai: Eh?

Iori: This bench is tough. Not to mention the lack of satisfactory service.

Iori: Here, you can sit on my lap if you’d like.

Rikai: I’ll pass.

Iori: No need to hold back!

Rikai: Iori-san.

Iori: ….

Iori: Lemme know if somethings bothering you then

Rikai: ....On the same line of thought, it does bother me how the bus hasn’t come at the appointed time.

Iori: I’ll go track it down

Rikai: No no no! Iori-san, please stay here.

Rikai: We’ll ride the bus together when it comes.

Iori: ….’Kay.

Iori: Lemme know if somethings bothering you then

Rikai: What about yourself, Iori-san.

Iori: Huh?

Rikai: You’re always preoccupied with the business of others 

Rikai: Isn’t there anything that’s bothering you, Iori-san?

Iori: ….Nah, don’t mind me.

Rikai: I can’t, please tell me if there is.

Iori: Eeeh~... I dunno… 

Iori: How there’s nothing I need to do, I guess. Keep thinking if spending my time like this is any good.

Iori: Being sort of useless and all that. Or more like I end up being fidgety over it

Rikai: Please don’t think of such things. You’re always supporting us from behind the scenes, no?

Iori: Really? I’m glad

Rikai: Just remember to keep yourself in consideration too sometimes.

Iori: Yessiiiir~

(Iori gets up)

Rikai: Are you going somewhere?

Iori: Got nothing to do so I’m going to look for something to keep me busy

Rikai: Did you even listen to me!?

Rikai: Besides I would much rather prefer if you stayed here with me! Iori-sa….

(Iori leaves and Rikai sighs)

(Terra walks by)

Rikai: Terra-san, where are you headed off to?

Terra: On a walk~♪

Rikai: Selfish as always…

Rikai: Why can’t everyone sit still and wait patiently. What am I supposed to do if the bus comes and leaves them behind in the meantime? 

Terra: Terra-kun won’t be left behind that easily

Rikai: ….

(Terra sits down)

Terra: The bus sure won’t come~

Rikai: My apologies, if only I had my act more together.

Terra: ?

Rikai: I haven’t been able to preserve order at all lately. As the leader, I feel responsible for my conduct.

Terra: What are you on, all of us would’ve perished with you long time ago

Rikai: Eh?

Terra: The fact that we like, somehow got this far is thanks to you

Rikai: Terra-san! Do you mean that!?

Terra: Yup, that’s why I can take it easy and go on a walk

Rikai: I see! Of course!

Rikai: I, the perfect man of society, standing proudly in the middle allows everyone to be free as they please to!

Terra: Uh I didn’t like, say that much….

Rikai: Yet in other words, an existence such as myself has the potential to sow chaos too on the contrary.

Rikai: Terra-san, education is difficult no matter the era we’re in.

Terra: What are you yapping about?

Rikai: Alright, I’ll give it my all! Rikai-oniisan shall not falter!

Terra: Where you going?

Toilet: To the lavatory

(Rikai leaves)

(Ohse and Amahiko walk by)

Terra: Amahiko, you already good?

Amahiko: Yes, I’ve surprisingly recovered quite well. Although I do still feel slightly sleepy.

Amahiko: ….The bus isn’t coming, huh.

Terra: I give up

Ohse: …Sorry

Terra & Amahiko: ?

Terra: Ghost-kun, what’cha apologizing for?

Ohse: Eh… ah, no…

Terra: No apologizing without a reason

Ohse: Sorry

Terra: Again

Ohse: …

Ohse: Understood.

(Terra gets up)

Amahiko: Terra-san, where are you off to?

Terra: Just a lil’ walk

Amahiko: Would you like to go together?

Terra: Nah, alone’s fine

Amahiko: Very well then

(Terra leaves)

Amahiko: Sigh… 

Ohse: …Um, please go to sleep. I’ll wake you up once the bus comes.

Amahiko: ...Ohse-san, you shouldn't overdo it yourself. You're tired too, no.

(Ohse running off on the road)

Ohse: You better show up soon… Bus…

Amahiko: Hmm~ ....To come… or not to come…

Ohse: Eh?

Amahiko: What would you prefer, Ohse-san?

Ohse: I’d… like to be alone.

Amahiko: Eh?

Ohse: Ah, no not like that! I didn’t imply a-anything else with being alone!

Amahiko: Fufu

Ohse: I messed up! I’m really just a piece of shit! I’m so sorry!

(Ohse runs away)

Amahiko: Ohse-san!?

Amahiko: …He ran away

Amahiko: ….

Sarukawa: Oi  Amahiko, you seen Fumiya ‘round?

Amahiko: I haven’t

Sarukawa: Where did that bastard run off to

Sarukawa: Came up to me like, let’s hitchhike so I stuck with him and then he poofed into thin air

Sarukawa: Forreal gotta get his ass at least once

Amahiko: Haha…

(Sarukawa sits down)

Sarukawa: When’s this damn bus coming. And why we gotta wait for sumn’ that won’t show up

(Sarukawa stands up)

Sarukawa: I’m gon’ run off on my own y’know!

Amahiko: …..

(Sarukawa sits back down)

(Amahiko smiles)

Sarukawa: ….Your ma all good?

Amahiko: …Yes, she made a full recovery one way or another

Sarukawa: Really, that’s good news

Amahiko: However…

Sarukawa: ?

Amahiko: Father ended up bed ridden instead.

Sarukawa: Puh- hahahaha! Hahahaha!!

Sarukawa: Forreal!? That old man’s got his shit fucked!? Amazing!

Amahiko: Eeh!?

Sarukawa: Fuckers that mess with ya deserve to get their asses beat!

Sarukawa: Now that’s what I’m talkin’ bout, hahaha, hahahaha!!!

Amahiko: Aha… Ahahaha…!

(Amahiko gets up)

Sarukawa: Mh, where you off to?

Amahiko: I’m going to search for Ohse-san

(Amahiko leaves)

Sarukawa:  ….

Sarukawa:  Fufu…

Fumiya: Kei

Sarukawa: Fumiya! Where the hell were ya!?

Fumiya: I finally got it

Sarukawa: Hah?

Sarukawa: Ah! Someone to hitchhike us!? Ya finally got them to stop!

Fumiya: Nah, got this giant stag beetle

Sarukawa: Hah?

(Fumiya shoves it in Sarukawa’s face)

Fumiya: Isn’t it cool? Look, a giant stag beetle.

Sarukawa: Stopstopstop

Fumiya: Looook, very big. So cool. Jealous, aren’t you.

Fumiya: A giant stag beetle, look, looook

Sarukawa: Aaah! And the hitchhiking then!? The fuck you playing around for!

Sarukawa: Owowowow! It’s pinching me! Bastard!

Fumiya: Hahaha

Sarukawa: ….!

Sarukawa: Wait all ya want, s’not coming

Sarukawa: I’m gon’ run off on my own, y'know! 

Fumiya: …I wonder if Ryuu’s fine

Sarukawa: Hell if I know, what’s gotten into ya

Fumiya: Would be nice if he was.

Sarukawa: Shuddup, ain’t nothing for you to worry ‘bout. Be quiet.

Sarukawa: ….It’s his problem to deal with. Ain’t nothing we can do ‘bout it.

Fumiya: ….

(Sarukawa stands up)

Sarukawa: ….! Where they at!

Fumiya: Eh? How should I know? You’re the one that knows about Ryuu-

Sarukawa: The giant stag beetles!

Fumiya: Eeeeh!?

Sarukawa: I’m so gonna find a way bigger one than yours, just watch!

(Sarukawa runs off)

Fumiya: Hahaha…

(Iori walks by)

Iori: Ah, Fumiya-san. Huh? Where’s everyone?

Fumiya: Dunno

(Iori puts down the bag of drinks)

Fumiya: Ah, water, where from?

Iori: Asked some people in the neighborhood and I received these.

Iori: Who knew I had the charms to woo over the elderly.

(Iori opens a bottle)

Iori: Okay, here you go

Fumiya: ….

Iori: …Hm? It’s fine to drink?

Fumiya: …Yeah, but let’s wait for everyone. We’ll drink together

Iori: …

Iori: ….Roger wilco!

Iori: Still no sign of the bus

Fumiya: ….Mhm

Iori: Wonder what’s gonna happen from now on

Fumiya: ….Mhm

Iori: Fumiya-san, what are you planning to do?

Fumiya: …Eh? Uh, nothing, haven’t decided on anything.

Iori: Really now~?

Fumiya: Being with a bunch of like-minded people, and passing the time away together is more than enough for me. 

Iori: Liar!

Iori: What just happened!? Eeeeh!?

Iori: Actually, where are we even going when we get on the bus?

Fumiya: Ah, about our next destination. Just so you know--

Rikai: Ah Iori-san, you came back, I was searching for you.

Iori: Oh, sorry sorry

Amahiko: Catched myself an Ohse-san~

Terra: You’re like, the worst!

Sarukawa: Your damn fault!

(Everyone’s being noisy)

Iori: Guuuys, there’s water. Please have a drink.

(Everyone sits down and drinks water)

Rikai: What… do we do…

Rikai: Should we walk?

Terra: Eeeeh~

Sarukawa: See? It’s gon’ be that after all, stupid

Fumiya: Lame

Ohse: Amahiko-san, will you be fine?

Amahiko: Yes

(Rikai stands up)

Terra: Eh! Are we seriously walking???

Iori: Not like we have much choice, it didn’t come despite us waiting.

Terra: Geez!

(Everyone standing up slowly)

Fumiya: …Then, we’re off?

Rikai: Guess we’ll depart

(Everyone sighs and starts dragging their feet)

Ohse: ….?

Ohse: Ah! A car’s coming!

The six of them: Wuh!?

(Everyone gets frantic)

(The car speeds by without stopping)

The seven of them: AAAAAAAAH!!!

Rikai: HELP US!

The seven of them: ASSHOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

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Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #99 Xmas Present

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TL note:

As pointed out in the replies of this post, Nakagami's 来ちゃった is a simple line meaning lit. "I came without meaning to". However, it's also something commonly deployed as a cliche line in the context of a girlfriend visiting their boyfriend on a whim. It, naturally, can be used in a regular, non-romance context too to indicate an aspect of playfulness (the context I was more familiar with, so the potential double meaning was lost on me). I had translated with the latter interpretation, so I corrected it with pulling it slightly into the other direction, but trying to keep both at play.

(The seven of them all having fun)

Iori: Whoosh~! Ahahaha!

Terra: Hahaha!

Amahiko: Hup, hahahaha!

Terra: Beauty!

Amahiko: Sexy!

Iori: Merryyyyy

Iori, Terra & Amahiko: Christmaaas!

Iori, Terra & Amahiko: Ahahahaha!

(Sarukawa zipzooming on the ice)

Rikai: Ah! Saru! Watch out! Be more mindful when skating!

Sarukawa: Haaah? Shuddup moron

Sarukawa: Eeh!? The fuck you wearing a helmet for!?

Rikai: You wear one too

Sarukawa: Hell no dude!

Rikai: Listen and put it on, come on!

Sarukawa: No way, I ain’t, I don’t need it

Rikai: It’ll be a huge problem if you fall over, you’ll hurt yourself!

Fumiya: Ohse, everyone’s pretty amazing

Ohse: Yes

Fumiya: If you fall you’ll hurt yourself, do they know what they’re doing

Ohse: Right

(Terra skating right in front of Ohse and Fumiya)

Terra: Hey, what's up with you two?

Fumiya: Don’t come here

Amahiko: We’ll escort you

Ohse: No need to fuss over a piece of shit

(Terra, Amahiko and Iori pulling them along)

(Ohse and Fumiya resisting)

(Fumiya pushed to skate by Terra & Iori)

Fumiya: Woah, ooaaaooaaa aaaa aaaaaa

Terra & Iori: Ahahaha!

(Ohse pushed to skate by Amahiko & Sarukawa)

Ohse: Wooaa! Wawawawa!

Amahiko & Sarukawa: Ahahaha!

(Fumiya and Ohse grappling on each other to keep their balance)

Fumiya: Oi, Ohse don’t shake, keep it steadya aaaa aaAaaa

The five of them: Watch out watch out! You two good there!?

(PIIIIIIIII)

Rikai: DAMNIT! I told you it’s dangerous!? What do you think will happen if you hurt…Oh, oh oh!

(Rikai falls on his ass)

Rikai: Gah!

Everyone except Ohse: Hahaha!!

Ohse: Rikai-san, are you okay!?

Rikai: My buttocks…!

The five of them: Ahahaha!!!

(Torahime trying to make a phone call)

Torahime:  ….

Torahime: (...Sensei’s not picking up)

Torahime: (No way he isn’t mad about me missing Kusanagi Rikai’s break, maybe)

Torahime: (But I didn’t expect it to happen at 6 am in the morning! That’s way too early! I was sleeping!)

Torahime: (...Either way, need to make sure I won’t let a break slip through my fingers ever again.)

Torahime: (If that happens, Sensei will dispose of me.)

Iori: WAAAA!!

Torahime: (!? A break!?)

(Sarukawa pushing Iori from behind as they skate)

Sarukawa: Hahahaha!

Iori: Saru-chan that’s dangerous! I’m good on my own! Seriously! ….!!

Torahime: (N-not it…)

Terra, Ohse & Rikai: GYAAAAH!!

Torahime: (!? A break!?)

(Amahiko being half-naked from the waist up)

Terra: Don’t strip, Amahiko!

Rikai: What are you doing!

Amahiko: Ahahaha, it’s cold

Fumiya: Hahaha

Torahime: (Geez! Stop misleading me!)

Torahime: (Tch, what is about these bunch of idiots that have Sensei’s… I don’t get it at all.)

(Everyone having fun)

(Torahime looking from afar)

Torahime: …..

Iori: Everyone here? I’ll take the picture now~

Iori: Say, self-sacrifice! Contribution?

Everyone: Free serviceeee!!

(Sound of camera snap)

Iori: Okay~!

Terra: Wait, can we do it again?

The six of them: Huh?

Terra: Terra-kun’s gotta like, be way more in front

The six of them: No no no

Terra: Yes, take it again~ Solipsism, vainglory, Terra-kuuun! Hey, did you take the pic yet?

(Torahime still trying to make a phone call, looking bitter)

Torahime: ………..

Rikai: The secret santa! Has started~!

The six of them: Woooo!!

Fumiya: Puff puff puff~~

Amahiko: Bang bang bang~

Ohse: Shing shing shing~

Amahiko: Bang bang~

Fumiya: Puff puff~

Ohse: Shing shing~

Amahiko: Bang bang bang~

Ohse: Shing shing shing~

Sarukawa: The hell we exchanging gifts for, fuckin’ lame

Terra: Ah! I forgot!

The five of them: ?

Terra: Didn’t we like, forget to tell Tora-san about the secret santa?

The five of them: Ah!

(Everyone apologizing individually)

Torahime: Eh? No no no! Please don’t mind me!

Torahime: I’m a mere freeloader! I totally, absolutely don’t mind!

Torahime: And I was the only one that wasn’t called to join the group’s photo from earlier too, so….

The six of them: ………

The six of them: We’re sorry! So sorry!!

Torahime: It’s okay! I don’t mind at all! I’m a freeloader! It’s presumptuous to think I’d be included!

Rikai: Tora-san, please come over here.

Amahiko: Let’s all enjoy Christmas together

Torahime: Ah, is that so

Iori: Tora-san

Torahime: ?

Iori: Express home delivery dropped by, it was addressed to you

Torahime: …Home delivery?

(A gigantic cardboard box was left behind)

Fumiya, Sarukawa, Terra, Iori, Ohse: …Huh… tch…

(Sarukawa and Fumiya kicking it)

Torahime: Ah, please stop. Don’t kick it, Sarukawa-san, Fumiya-san

(Sound of a violent kick)

Torahime: Hey now!

Amahiko: What happened?

Fumiya: Tora-san got a christmas present

Amahiko: From who?

Torahime: ….Prob… probably from… my girlfriend, I believe.

Amahiko: Eh!?

Torahime: I’m… I’m sorry

The seven of them: EEEH!? WHY ARE YOU APOLOGIZING?

Torahime: HUH!?

(The seven of them all pretending to note care)

Torahime: Uh… um.. No, it’s just…

Sarukawa: Actually if you got a girlfriend then go to her

The six of them: Yes! As he says! Why are you not going back home!

Torahime: Ah, um…

Fumiya: Hey, let’s go eat cake

(Everyone agreeing)

Sarukawa: Io, does Tora get a slice?

Iori: Nope

Terra: What a shame

Everyone: Hahahaha…!

(Ohse standing infront of Torahime and threatening him)

Ohse: Snarl!

Torahime: Eh?

(Ohse runs away)

Torahime: (....Seems that I probably stepped on an unexpected landmine.)

Torahime: (Can I even stay at this house anymore…. More importantly, what is this?)

Torahime: (The handwriting… It has to be from Sensei…!)

Torahime: (This Christmas present is probably camouflage of some kind, I wonder what’s inside…)

(Torahime gently opens the box and something makes a move inside)

Torahime: !?

(Something pops out of the box)

Torahime: !?!?

Nakagami: Guess fate brought me here

The two of them: …………….

Torahime:  (EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!?)

Nakagami: (Charisma House infiltration: Complete)

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Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #98 Rikapure

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(Nakagami talking with Torahime on the phone)

Nakagami: What!? You convinced Kusanagi Rikai to join our side!? Really now!

Torahime: “Yes, it should work out going forward.”

Nakagami: Nicely done, look into where he disappeared to.

Torahime: “I’m doing that right now”

Nakagami: What!?

Torahime: I sneaked into his rooms and am looking for clues at the moment.

Nakagami: “You work fast… I will do as always and get everything ready.”

Torahime: Yessir

Nakagami: “Then I’ll see you later, I’m counting on you, Toraji-...”

Nakagami: “...Torahime-kun”

Torahime: Eh?

(Phone call ending)

(Torahime shaking from joy)

Torahime: …!

Torahime: Finally… Sensei, finally called me by my name…

Torahime: YAAAAY! I’M SO HAPPY!! AND HE PRAISED ME TOO!! YAAAY, YAAAY!!

(Torahime bumps into the desk and a large amount of papers fall)

Torahime: !! Crap….!

Torahime: …? What’s this

(Torahime flipping through the pages)

Torahime: …Eh?

(The five of them lazing around while eating snacks)

The five of them: Right~ Hahaha, crunch crunch… rustle rustle… 

Amahiko: Who’s going to bathe

Iori: Too much of a bother~

Sarukawa: Yawn… ‘m tired

Ohse: Um, where’s Rikai-san

Terra: Not often you don’t see him around at this hour

Sarukawa: Well, we can just kick back thanks to that! Freedom’s nice! Woohoo~!

Terra, Iori & Sarukawa: Hehehe

Amahiko: …? Tora-san, what’s wrong?

Torahime: No… nothing. 

Iori: Come to think of it, Fumiya-san’s not here too

Sarukawa: Moped’s gone too

Terra: How suspicious, where did he go

Iori: Who knows~

(Rikai on his own)

Rikai: ….! Guh…!

Rikai: Ah…

Boyfriend: I’ll get it for you

Girlfriend: Really? Thanks!

Rikai: ….

(Rikai looking down)

Fumiya: Rikai?

Rikai: ….! Fumiya-san!

Fumiya: What are you doing here?

Rikai: ….

Rikai: I have to change… 

Rikai: I thought I was doing everything for the sake of others, instead I brought nothing but disorder within the house…

Rikai: The cause is me! Compared to everyone else I’m too much of a magnificent human being! 

Fumiya: Hah?

Rikai: That’s why I’m purposefully getting myself involved with the evils of the world, I must keep balance!

Rikai: That’s right! I’m going in! I’m going into an arcade late at night!

Fumiya: Hmn?

Rikai: Okay, you can do it Rikai, you’re going in, 3…. 2….1….!

(Rikai trying to get in but can’t)

Rikai: Hngh…! ….!

Rikai: Guh, it’s futile…

Rikai: No! I shall not yield! 3…. 2….1….!

Rikai: Gwaaah…! Guhooh…! Hwaah…!

Rikai: Aah damn it all! My body rejects it! Why are you such a good man Kusanagi Rikai!

Rikai: Kusanagi Rikai! KUSANAGI RIKAAAAI~!

Fumiya: What’cha keep trying to do?

Rikai: It’s truly impossible for the likes of me to enter an arcade late at night.

Fumiya: Why, let’s go together if that’s the issue

(Fumiya pulling on Rikai’s arm)

Rikai: AAAAAAH!! Wait! Wait Fumiya-san! I can’t! I can’t!

Fumiya: S’fine, nothing to be ‘fraid of

Rikai: No! I shall not enter!

Fumiya: We’ll just go in, won’t be doing anything

Rikai: Liar! You’ll do something nefarious once I’m in, won’t you!?

Fumiya: I won’t do anything, I promise

Rikai: I don’t believe you!

Fumiya: C’mon, we’re going in

Rikai: I am not one to be easily swayed!

(Fumiya pulling Rikai inside)

Rikai: Ah, wait, stop it, please…!

Rikai: Ah, no, no…! You lecher! Let go! Someone please~~~!!

(Fumiya lets go immediately)

Fumiya: Quit it!

Fumiya: What are you up in arms for, everyone’s staring like crazy right now

Boyfriend: …Is he okay?

Girlfriend: Don’t tell me he’s being forced? 

Boyfriend: Eeeh…

Fumiya: Y-you’re mistaken

Rikai: Ah, right. Fumiya-san, I should've asked you to teach me the ways.

Fumiya: Huh?

Rikai: How can a wonderful human being as I stoop low to the level of a ne’er do well such as yourself!

Fumiya: I’ll punch your lights out?

Rikai: Please teach me, how to become an awful person

Rikai: What should I eat, what dangerous things should I do, how do I become a hopeless man capable of nothing?

Fumiya: Wait, I don’t follow…

Rikai: An absolute good for nothing--

(Fumiya shaking off an annoying Rikai)

Fumiya: Aaah damnit! That’s not how these things go

Fumiya: Why don’t you know that

Rikai: ………….

Rikai: ………I don’t

Fumiya: ….? Rikai?

Rikai: Because I… don’t know….

(Rikai running away)

Rikai: …!

Fumiya: Ah

(Everyone being drunk and smacking each others with pillows)

Everyone: Hahaha, gyahaha…!

Torahime: ….!

Nakagami: (“I’m counting on you, Torahime-kun.)

Torahime: (Forgive me, Sensei…)

Torahime: ….! Um!

The five of them: ?

Torahime: There’s something I’d like to show to everyone!

The five of them: Huh?

(Bustling city at night)

(Rikai painfully walking alone)

Rikai: …! …..!!

Sarukawa: W-what is this…

Amahiko: “Rikai-oniisan’s Perfect Order To Lead Everyone To Happiness Program”

Terra: Wha?

Torahime: In order for everyone to live together peacefully in the sharehouse, he wrote about all the points that can get improved.

Torahime: That person is serious. He’s earnestly thinking about how to make everything better. 

Torahime: It’s not all for show!

Iori: Rikai-kun… 

Sarukawa: Rikai…

Everyone except Ohse: Cringe~

Torahime: EEEH!?

Iori, Amahiko, Sarukawa, Terra: Nah man, it’s just a bit… 

Torahime: No, no no you’re wrong, that answer’s… 

Torahime: Wrong!!!!!

The four of them: Huhn?

Torahime: Well at first I did cringe a little bit.

Terra: You cringed

Torahime: But please do look at it! It’s genuinely amazing! You’ll get sucked in!

Amahiko: Sucked?

Iori: Sucked in how

(Ohse turning the pages and being unable to stop)

Ohse: ….! …..! ….!

Terra: Ah! Ghost-kun got sucked in! He’s completely absorbed!

Torahime: See, I told you’d get sucked in

Iori: Seriously what does that mean

(Amahiko becoming the same as Ohse)

Amahiko: …..! …..! ….!

Iori: Amahiko-san?

Terra & Sarukawa: …! ….! ….!

Iori: Saru-chan!? And Terra-san!? Come on guys, what’s gotten into eve….

Iori: Aaah.. ! AaaAaAaaa….!

Torahime: Don’t say I didn’t warn you’d get sucked in

Torahime: He’s seriously amazing, that guy means all of it.

(Rikai remembering the past)

(At lunch break, a child is getting bullied)

Students: Wheew, lame-ass~ Hahaha

Student D: …..

3rd yr gradeschooler Rikai: Stop!

Students: ?

3rd yr gradeschooler: You can’t do such things! Let him go!!

Student B: Wha?

Student A: …Oi, let’s go

(All of them leave)

3rd yr gradeschooler Rikai: Is everything okay?

Student D: Eh? ….Y-yeah…

3rd yr gradeschooler Rikai: I’m glad… fufu

(When leaving school, Rikai runs up to the child that got bullied)

3rd yr gradeschooler Rikai: Hey, wanna go home together?

Student D: ….Eh

Student A: C’mon, let’s go

Student D: …Coming!

(Student D running back to his friends)

Student C: Be faster you idiot

Student D: Ow, ehehe sorry~

(The students messing around)

Students: You’re late, what were you doing~

(Rikai going alone at home)

3rd yr gradeschooler Rikai: …..

(Rikai fighting back his tears)

3rd yr gradeschooler Rikai: ………..!

Rikai: I don’t…. understand….

(Rikai drooping his head)

Rikai: ….

(Rikai being able to hear some kind of noise)

Rikai: ….? …Huh?

(The six of them happily doing Rikai Calisthenics) 

The six of them: First, an exercise to beat that lazy disposition back into shape~♪

The six of them: Start, hup, one! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight!

Rikai: (EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!?)

Rikai: (What’s all this!? What’s happening!? Don’t tell me… I got through…??)

Rikai: (I got through to them!? Did the world change!? T-think such a thing would-!!)

Charisma of Asia: (Do not worry, one day you will be able to break through.)

Rikai: (That’s… That’s the voice of the Charisma of Asia!)

Rikai: (And what was needed last is… sincerity.)

(A radiant light shines brightly)

Fumiya: Charisma charge: Complete.

Sarukawa: Rikai….

Rikai: !? Saru!

Sarukawa: Good morning!

Rikai: UWAAAAAAAAAAH!!! UOOOOGHH!!!

Rikai: WHO CARES ANYMORE!!

Rikai: EVEN IF I AM OSTRACIZED! IF I AM HATED! IF I AM UNPOPULAR FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!

Rikai: RIGHTEOUSNESS IS GLORIOUS!!!

Rikai: MY FEELINGS!! WILL MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD!!

Rikai: HAPPYYYY~~~~!!

Kyurururun~☆☆☆☆☆

Mahou Tsukai Break

(Magical Wizard Break)

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Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #95 Love

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TL note:

Fumiya mentions 浴びせ倒し (abisetaoshi) when talking about what he would do. It's a sumo move where you pin your opponent down to the floor. The English translation would be “Backward Force Down” or “Backwards Frontal Smother” of some kind. Please be careful when looking these terms up in English, they will lead you to porn. (Which is the 2nd instance that has happened while translating Fumiya’s dialogue and trying to grasp it properly.)

Remember from last time when I told you about mumen? Well, it is back now in the shape of Mumen Rider. It was kept as is, since it's a pretty on the nose reference. Unless JP Google is trolling me and loves to show me One Punch Man...

(Nakagami talking to Torahime on the phone)

Nakagami: What!? You missed the moment of his Charisma Break!?

Nakagami: When you finally had the chance to observe… what are you’re doing!

Torahime: S-sorry…. 

Amahiko: ….?

Torahime: Yes, yes, I won’t do it again. I’ll properly get in touch.

Torahime: No, no I’m not losing my feelings towards--

Amahiko: ….

Torahime: (I messed up again… Why am I such an idiot. To think I’d betray Sensei’s expectations.)

(Torahime having a fun, friendly chat with Fumiya and Sarukawa)

Torahime: (I need to get close to the Charismas)

Torahime: (Build a relationship, curry their favor and then one of these days I’ll be able to use them.)

Torahime: Ahahaha, everyone’s really funny here. It’s a wonderful household.

Fumiya: By the way, Tora-san

Torahime: Yes?

Fumiya: How long you plan on staying here?

Torahime: Eh!

Torahime: ….!  That’s…

Sarukawa: True, your injuries look like they healed up, so it ain’t like you gotta stick here forever

Fumiya: So time to go home, yea?

(Front door opening)

Sarukawa: Awright, see ya

Torahime: EEH!? Um, eh, um, it’s like, um…!

Sarukawa & Fumiya: What? Huh? What, eh?

Torahime: Hear me out for a second, please! It’s, just…!

Amahiko: Please wait!

Sarukawa & Fumiya: ?

Fumiya: Amahiko?

Amahiko: Tora-san, is it possible that…

Amahiko: You want to go home but you cannot go home?

Torahime: …..Hweh?

Iori: Made some delicious dinner’s for you all~ Everyone come~!

(Everyone entering the room one by one)

Rikai: Oooh~ hotpot! As always, thank you Iori-san

Terra: I’m starving~

Sarukawa: Ah, back on your feet, huh

Terra: Yep, made a comeback♪ Thanks for waiting♪

Sarukawa: I wasn’t waiting for shit!

Fumiya: Ohse, over here

Ohse: Ah, sorry

Iori: C’mon! You hurry too, Tora-san!

Torahime: …Thank you very much.

Rikai: Okay hands all together now! And let’s dig in!

Everyone except Sarukawa: Thanks for the food~

Rikai: Saru, did you properly say thank you?

Sarukawa: Shuddup

Fumiya: Either way you sure don’t got it easy, Tora-san. Hope things go smoothly though

Terra: What’s this about?

Amahiko: Things aren’t going too well with his girlfriend at the moment.

Rikai: Guh! G-g-g-g-g-girl…! GIRLfriend!? Gi- Girl---!

Ohse: Rikai-san?

Terra: Seriously!?

Iori: Eeh, why’s it not working out? What’s the reason?

Torahime: Eh!? …I-it’s just… 

Torahime: (What are they saying…. I’ve lied so much I lost the entire plot.)

Amahiko: Tora-san seems to be living with his girlfriend too, though.

Rikai: Luh! L-l-l-l-l-living… To-! Too-! Tooh, togeh, toh--!!

Ohse: Rikai-san?

Terra: Living together!?

Iori: I see!

Fumiya: But it looks like they’re fighting too so he can’t go back home

Iori: Oh my, how awful

Torahime: T-t-that’s right! That’s why I would like to stay here a little while longer if you don’t mind

Torahime: I’ll, I’ll leave as soon as it’s settled

Terra: Of course it’s fine

Amahiko: Don’t worry about it

Iori: Take it easy

Rikai: ….No, hold your horses, isn’t this…

Terra: So? Why’s it not going well with her?

Sarukawa: Bro, this dude’s henpecked as he can be. He’s all formal whenever he speaks to her

Terra: Formal?? When they’re dating??

Iori: How lovely~

Fumiya & Ohse: Huh?

Sarukawa: And he’s always apologizin’ on the phone too

Terra: Eeh~? Tora-san had it so awful from being run over by a bike though

Fumiya: Dude, I didn’t run him over

Terra: Aaah! That reminds me, Tora-san did mention something the other day! Like, how he doesn’t have anyone that worries about him and all

Amahiko: No one was worried? Even though he got killed by Mumen Rider

Fumiya: That’s a different series

Terra: So what now?

Iori: Bit tough~

Sarukawa: Tora, ya fine with this or what

(Each one of them complaining out of the four)

Torahime: …..

Fumiya: Ah! I got a good idea!

The four of them: ?

Fumiya: In order for Tora-san to make up with his girlfriend, all seven of us should pitch in to find a solution

The four of them: You’re right!

Torahime: EEEH!? Nononono, wait…

Terra: Leave it to us, Tora-san

Iori: We’re here for you

Amahiko: The Minister of Sexy Affairs shall do his part

Fumiya: You’re in good hands here

Torahime: I’m fine!

Sarukawa: No way I can sit back and do nothing when ya say that! Woohoo!

Iori: How would you go about it, Terra-san?

Terra: Break up

Iori, Fumiya & Sarukawa: Oi

Terra: People who don’t cherish me gotta yeet!

Amahiko: What would you do, Iori-san?

Iori: In my case I would abruptly break in and she'll be subjected to free service around the clock.

Sarukawa: Why's that from her point of view

Terra: And Sarukawa-kun?

Sarukawa: Kick her ass!

Terra: Why

Iori: And Fumiya-san?

Fumiya: I won’t let her catch me first

Iori: What are you saying?

Amahiko: And Ohse-san?

Ohse: !? D-do you hear yourself? You’re kidding, right?

Terra: What do you think Tora-san should do?

Ohse: Eh… Um, a piece of shit wouldn’t get it. I don’t know.

Iori: What do you mean you don’t, you can say something, right. So unfriendly~

Ohse: Hah?

Iori: Hah?

(Iori & Ohse fighting)

Terra: Hey, no fighting

Sarukawa: What ‘bout you, Amahiko

Amahiko: Hm… Well, love does come in different shapes and sizes. I believe all sorts of forms are nice. 

Fumiya: Shapes? You talking about dicks again?

Amahiko: Eh?

Terra: AMAHIKO!

Iori: Again with the dirty jokes!?

Sarukawa: Come the fuck on dude! 

Amahiko: No, no you’re mistaken

Fumiya: Everyone’s taking it seriously here, you know

Amahiko: It’s not an innuendo

Ohse: You’re awful

Amahiko: I was also being serious--

Amahiko: THESE ARE FALSE CHARGES!!

Ohse: Rikai-san, what do you think ?

Rikai: ….

(Rikai gently puts his chopsticks down)

Ohse: ?

Rikai: Torajirou-san

Rikai: Living together with a female companion obviously means that she is your betrothed, yes. 

Sarukawa: Huh

Terra: What

Fumiya: Betrothed?

Iori: What’s he on?

Rikai: If she’s your betrothed you ought to hurry home at once.

Torahime: Eeeeh!! U-uh-uhm, we’re not, engaged though.

Rikai: YOU’RE NOT!? Even though you’re living under the same roof with a woman!

Rikai: In this day and age there are way too many who haven’t exchanged pleasantries with the parents of their partner let alone exchanged rings, you buffoons!

(Everyone trying to stop Rikai)

Everyone: …! Crap, crap!

Rikai: Truly immoral! Think about your responsibility!

Rikai: Cohabitation is not something you do on a mere whim! What is wrong with you!

Iori: Geez, just when we were having fun!!

Terra: Hurry and take him away! Retreat! Retreat!

(Rikai being taken away)

Terra, Amahiko & Fumiya: ….

Torahime: Uuuum, it’s all okay. Please don’t make any more fuss over me.

Terra: Anyway, I do think Tora-san didn’t do anything wrong here

Torahime: ….Well, they’re a busy person. It’s without a doubt they don’t even care about me.

Torahime: But it’s okay, all I need is to do my best. In my eyes they’re someone that keeps me alive and going. 

Ohse: …..If it’s to that extent…. this person must be someone very special to you.

Torahime: …..Yes

(Terra, Fumiya and Amahiko smiling)

Amahiko: I believe it would be best for you to convey those passionate feelings of yours to her.

Fumiya: Ah! I got a good idea!

The five of them: ?

Fumiya: Tora-san, get your phone. Call your girlfriend to tell her all these passionate thoughts.

The five of them: Great idea!

Torahime: EEEEHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Torahime: Nononowaynowaynoway!! No calling! It’ll be weird!

Torahime: Ican’tcan’tcan’t! No way! It’s impossible!

(Smartphone ringing)

Iori: Ah! Isn’t that your girlfriend calling!?

Sarukawa: Tora-san pick up!

Torahime: No way no way! I won’t!

(All of them giving Torahime the worst time of his life)

Amahiko: Geez! What a frustrating man you are! If you won’t pick up then Amahiko will!!!

Torahime: WHY!?

Terra: Go Amahiko! Minister of Sexy Affairs!

(Everyone putting Torahime through a verbal tug-of-war)

(Smartphone ringtone)

Nakagami: Ah, it’s me. I’m sorry for going overboard earlier, can you talk at the moment?

Nakagami: Hm? Hello? Torajirou?

Torahime: “I love you.”

Nakagami: Eh?

(Sound of call ending)

(Nakagami puts down his phone)

Nakagami: …….

(Nakagami looks out of the window)

Nakagami: …….

Nakagami: Eh?

The six of them: WOAAAAH!!! AMAZING!!! YOU DID IT TORA-SAN!!! AWESOME!! GREAT!!

Fumiya: Let’s toss him up in the air

The six of them: HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH! 

The six of them: AHAHAHA! YAAAAY

Torahime: Ahahahh hahah h hhhhhaha h…hhhaha…   !!!

Rikai: ….

(Rikai turns around and leaves)

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Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #102 Common cold

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Rikai: (I knew visiting the shrine late at night would not bode well. Everyone had fallen ill thanks to it.)

(Sounds of people sniffling and coughing)

Rikai: Good grief, that’s why I kept saying to be careful. This is proof of indolence.

Rikai: Achoo…! Sniffle, sniffle…

Rikai: …When one catches a cold it spreads to the other without mercy, such is the flaw of living together

Rikai: I did worry if it might get worse, however…

Iori: Lalala! LaaaaaAaaaaaAAA~

Rikai: ?

Iori: An explosion of infections No recovery~♪

Iori: Devoted nursing Neverending~♪

Iori: Cold, everyone, has a cold~♪

Iori: Lalala!~♪

Rikai: Iori-san?

Iori: OAUUGHJ!?

(Iori dropping everything)

Iori: R-Rikai-kun!

Rikai: What were you singing?

Iori: Huh? Singing? Was I singing some kind of song?

Rikai: Yes, and you seemed to be really enjoying it.

Iori: E-e-e-enjoying it!? No way I would do such a thing!

Iori: Everyone’s down with a cold, you know!?

Iori: Having fun frolicking around and singing in times like these, only someone sick in the head would do this!

Iori: Cut it out, okay!? I’ll get mad!?

Rikai: Ri…right…

Iori: More importantly, how’s everyone doing?

Iori: Any progress with their overall condition?

Rikai: No, it’s quite unfavorable at the moment…

Iori: Great!

Rikai: Hm?

Iori: There it is! Yes! Good going! Praise be!

Iori: Thank you for the meal!

Rikai: Iori-san.

Iori: Eh? Aah, you got it wrong!

Rikai: What did I get wrong. You were absolutely delighted over it just now.

Iori: No way I would be happy!? Especially in these kinds of times!

Iori: Everyone’s having it rough from being sick! And that should make me happy!? I’m not insane!

Iori: Enough of this, Rikai-kun! Rikai-kuuuuUUUN!

Rikai: No, that’s all I can see though.

Iori: Don’t you have a fever?

Rikai: Cough cough, cough cough…

Iori: Oooh! OoooooOOoOo! You’re coughing! That’s it Rikai-kun!

Iori: And you aren’t stopping! THAT’S TOTALLY A COLD!!

Iori: YAAAAY!

Rikai: This doesn’t make sense

Iori: No, no, you got it wrong

Rikai: No I don’t

(The two of them going back and forth)

Iori: I didn’t say anything you didn’t hear me well I didn’t say anything I swear you got all wrong really I promise it’s okay I’ll take responsibility just gimme a bit more a bit more please I mean no no you got it wrong　

Rikai: No no no you said yay yes you did you also said good going what are you on give you a bit more no seriously what do you mean I got it all wrong

Rikai: …Either way, I believe everyone should pay the doctor a visit just to be sure.

Iori: Hah? The doctor? That’s absolutely a no-go.

Rikai: Why

Iori: Look, it’s just not a good idea since there’s so many repeats of wrong diagnosis and medical errors.

Iori: Society is full of quacks!

Rikai: Good lord what are you on!

Iori: Recovering at home is the best remedy there is.

Iori: And you’re in luck I'm the only healthy one. So leave it all to me, okay? Alright bye!

Rikai: Ah

(Iori speedily preparing stuff)

Iori: Wait for me everyone, I’ll bring you back on your feet

Iori: Aaah~ I’m so busy~ Oh what do I do~!

Nakagami: As you’d expect from Motohashi-kun. Is that the ethos of free service?

Nakagami: In this era of rampant egoism, society ought to take a page from his book.

Nakagami: Wonderful! Right, Torajirou-kun!

Torahime: It’s Torahime

Nakagami: Dreamy sigh… As if he’s an angel in white…

Torahime: ….Angel.

Nakagami: ?

Torahime: Sensei, did you just call Motohashi Iori, an angel?

Nakagami: …Yes

(Torahime grabbing Nakagami)

Nakagami: !?

Torahime: Sensei, it appears to me that you really don’t know anything about Charisma. 

Torahime: The one that knows all the details is ME…! 

Nakagami: Aah! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!

(Fumiya laying limply on his bed)

(Sound of the door opening)

Iori: How are you feeling~?

(Fumiya hiding under his blanket)

Fumiya: Eek! It’s here…!

(Footsteps of Iori getting closer)

Iori: Huh? Didn't touch your food? That's not good, you get me? You won’t recover like this, y'know?

Iori: Ah, right

Iori: You don’t have the strength to eat on your own~

Iori: Hu hu hu hu~

(Fumiya shaking from fear)

Fumiya: ….!

Iori: Okay, Fumiya-san, aaah~

Iori: Come on, say aaah, hu hu hu hu~

Fumiya: Aaah, aaaaAAAA…!!!!!

Iori: Alright. Terra-san, let’s change your clothes, okay?

Terra: ….!!

Iori: Oh my, you’re shivering a lot, are you cold?

Terra: No, I’m scared…!

Iori: Seems like you still have a fever

Terra: No, I’m scared, of you…!

Iori: It’s okay, even if your fever won’t go away

Iori: I will serve you for the rest of my life~!!!!!!!

(Terra foaming at the mouth)

Terra: ★◎■▽☆◇★◎■▽……！

(Iori’s voice booming out of nowhere)

Iori: Saru-chan

Sarukawa: …! …..!

Iori: Saru-chan.

Sarukawa: …! …..!

(Sound of Sarukawa’s blanket being thrown off)

Iori: SARU-CHAAAAAAAN!! HOW ARE YOU FEEEeeEeeLING!?!?

Sarukawa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

(Sound of Amahiko’s blanket being thrown off)

Iori: AMAHIKO-SAAAN!!! WANT TO SWAP GUTS WITH ME~!?!?

Amahiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

(Sound of a door being violently opened)

Iori: OHSE-SAAAN!! ARE YOU OKAY!?!?

Iori: HERE’S A SERVING OF A WARM, NUTIRIOUS, EASY TO DIGEST DELICIOUS RICE PORRIDGE! 

Iori: HERE YOU GOOOOO!!!!!!

(Ohse resisting by hurling things at Iori)

Ohse: …! ….!!

Iori: Stop, stop!! You’re not in shape for this! You’ll hurt yourself!!

Iori: Accept my caretaking without resistance!!

Iori: I even brought a urine bottle! Walking to the bathroom is exhausting, yes!?

Iori: Go number one right here!! Hurry!! Pee in the bottle!!

Iori: I don’t mind! I don’t think it’s filthy!

(Iori spreads out both arms)

Iori: I WILL MAKE YOU BASTARD HEALTHY BY MY NURSING FUELED BY DEVOTION!!!!

Iori: WAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Rikai: ENOUGH OF THIS!

(Rikai hits Iori)

Iori: Ow!

Rikai: What has gotten into you?

Iori: Aha… I let my love for everyone get out of hand

Iori: So embarrassing

Rikai: Either way, please retreat to your room for the time being, I’ll handle everything from here

Iori: Eeeeh!?

(Rikai pushing Iori)

Rikai: C’mon, be off

Iori: Waitwait, wait

Rikai: It’ll be fine, so just, hurry and go…!

(Nakagami investigating something)

Nakagami: ….

Torahime: Sensei, they’ll find us…!

Nakagami: It’s okay. You think that Motohashi-kun will quit nursing the others halfway through.

Nakagami: It seems that you do not know a thing about Charisma after all.

(The voices of Rikai and Iori getting closer)

Torahime: ! They’re coming

Nakagami: EEEEH…!? 

Torahime: Let’s hide!

Nakagami: W-w-w-where!

Torahime: Bed bed bed

Nakagami: …!

(Door opening)

Iori: It’s okay! I’ll take care of it! Rikai-kun!?

(Door shutting)

Iori: ……….

Iori: Cough, cough, cough….. !

(Iori throws everything off his desk in a bout of disorientation)

(Iori falls down to his knees and looks bitter)

Iori: …., ……….

(Sound of something beeping outside his room)

Iori: Ah… the washing machine stopped… I need to…

(Iori staggering as he gets up)

Iori: Cough, cough… 

(Iori leaves)

(Nakagami & Torahime get out of the bed)

Torahime: …That’s Motohashi Iori.

Nakagami: …..

Rikai: (Iori-san’s condition was unwell. He kept it under wraps in order to serve everyone.)

Rikai: (Where does such an abnormal need for self-sacrifice come from, I wonder.)

Rikai: (In the days following our recovery, a certain someone came by the house.)

(Doorbell ringing)

(Sarukawa talking to someone)

Sarukawa: Ooh, that’s what it was. Ya scared me there

Sarukawa: How long’s it been? For real man, hahaha

Terra: Who’s that?

Amahiko: No idea

Fumiya: Acquaintance of Kei’s? 

Ohse: ….

(Sarukawa coming this way)

Sarukawa: Oi, where’s Io?

Rikai: Eh? He’s, uh…

Sarukawa: ….

Terra: Hold it, Sarukawa-kun! Who’s that?

Sarukawa: Io’s big sis

The five of them: EEEH!? OLDER SISTER!?

(Iori’s sister bowing her head)

Iori’s sister: .…

(Everyone bowing back)

Sarukawa: Oi, Io. Your big sis is here.

Sarukawa: Io??? Where did that bastard run off to…

Sarukawa: Ioooooo!!

Rikai: (Iori-san never showed himself.)

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Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #75 I want to go home

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This is officially the start of the 2nd season of drama tracks.

TL notes:

Obviously it's been a while since I translated crsm, but should be overall consistent.

Mob charas have been given the title "Public officer" and "Reseacher", no real basis for these other than context. (It's at least better than just "mob guy 1", "mob guy 2"...)

Stan is a replacement for 推し, it means to simply be a fan or supporter of someone (in a bit more aggressive ways than just, oh he's neat). I love Rikai, and would sacrifice my limbs for him, by that definition I am a Rikai stan.

Rikai: What nice weather

Sarukawa: yuh

Terra: There’s bugs everywhere♪

Ohse: yea

Fumiya: I’m hungry

Amahiko: yeh

Sarukawa: ! He’s back!

Rikai: Iori-san, how was it? Did you catch anything?

Iori: Nu-uh, not a single one

Iori: Grabbing char with your bare hands is tough

Iori: I still have a long way to go as a slave

Everyone: Haaaah………

Rikai: I want to have a proper meal

Fumiya: I want sweets

Amahiko: I want to stroke sexiness

Sarukawa: I wanna rampageee~

Ohse: I want to hole up in my room

Iori: I want to make yummy food

Terra: I WANT-! TO GO HOOMEEEEEEEEEE-!!!!!

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Rikai: As for why we ended up the running for our lives in the mountains, is because of…

(Everyone is resisting against being handled)

Sarukawa: The hell’s your issue!

Nakagami: Lay off

Public officer: P-professor

Nakagami: I told you to not be violent.

Nakagami: You know none of you are on equal footing as them. 

Public officer: Yessir!

(Rikai blows his whistle)

Rikai: Who are you people! This is trespassing! Property damage! Battery!

Nakagami: Calm down, Kusanagi Rikai-kun.

Rikai: ?

Nakagami: Always prioritizing order, just as you’d expect from mankind’s leader

Rikai: ……!?

Nakagami: Motohashi-kun, fetch us some drinks.

Nakagami: I have no choice but to depend on your wonderful free service to settle things around here

Iori: Huh?

Sarukawa: The fuck ya sayin’ there!

Sarukawa: Leave, leave

Terra: LEAVE!

Nakagami: Do not be mistaken!

Nakagami: We are not a threat.

Nakagami: We’re on your side.

Fumiya: ….?

-

Iori: H-here you go.

Nakagami: Many thanks.

Rikai: (This man introduced himself as Nakagami Soemon.)

Rikai: (He’s affiliated with a special organization that stretches over the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the Pentagon.)

Rikai: (A leading presence within the national defense of this country.)

Rikai: (This Rikai-oniisan here verified his identity, so there is no doubt.)

Rikai: (Nevertheless, while he is not a publicly recognized figure, he’s a key figure in supporting the government from behind the scenes.)

Rikai: (Why is such a character here for us?)

Rikai: (The topic had somehow turned to the issue with energy.)

Nakagami: The amount of material resources

Nakagami: A curse that burdens this miniscule island.

Nakagami: Even by dispossessing territory, even by procuring people, this country can’t do anything. 

Nakagami: You could say acquisition of coal, oil, nuclear power and further as alternative energies, is this land’s- no, the whole world’s ultimate desire. 

Nakagami: And so I had miraculously discovered it.

Nakagami: There’s been several observations of an unknown amount of energy coming from the surroundings of a courtly pavilion, serving as a vacation house of a former embassy.  

Nakagami: “T-this is….! What…….!?”

Nakagami: I was shaken to the core

Nakagami: And then it struck me, 

Nakagami: Turning a blind eye to such power will put the existence of our country at stake.

Nakagami: I named it Charisma

Nakagami: It’s what this country, rotten by idiocy to the core, needs the most right now.

Nakagami: You charismas will save the country, and change the world 

Sarukawa: Huhn?

Iori: Hm?

Terra: Eh?

Ohse: Ummm….

Rika: What?

Fumiya: Heheh…

Iori: C-could you explain this one more time…

Nakagami: We’re dealing with a resource problem

Iori: Uh-huh

Terra: That I understand

Nakagami: Up until now humanity has acquired diverse forms of energy,

Nakagami: Coal

Everyone: Yeah

Nakagami: Oil

Everyone: Yeah

Nakagami: Nuclear power

Everyone: Yeah

Nakagami: And I discovered a new type of energy, and that is Charisma

Everyone: Huh!?

(Silence)

Nakagami: We’re dealing with a resource problem

Everyone: Yeah

Nakagami: So far humanity has acquired

Nakagami: Coal

Everyone: Yeah

Nakagami: Oil

Everyone: Yeah

Nakagami: Nuclear power

Everyone: Yeah

Nakagami: Charisma

Everyone: HUH!?

Nakagami: According to the observed data, 

(Everyone starts yelling at Nakagami, as he monologues)

Nakagami: Somehow, while going on with your daily lives, you’ve accumulated Charisma Charge, and shortly after emitted terrific power from Charisma Breaking. This will changed the world. Perhaps to the point of no more wars. You might not realize it yourselves, but all of you are amazing. It’s deviating from the norm! It’s out of one’s mind!

Everyone: YOU ARE!!!!

Sarukawa: YOU’RE the one that’s been outta your mind the entire time!!

Amahiko: Professor, rather than such incomprehensible power, how about using the power of sexiness to change the world

Amahiko: ECSTASY WORLD!

Terra: I don’t know about that one

Iori: Amahiko-san be quiet.

Nakagami: No, he roughly has a point there. 

Terra & Iori: EH!?

Amahiko: I had a point…

Sarukawa: Hold it, supposing that we do have that kinda power, why the hell should we work with ya

Fumiya: Nicely said. 

Fumiya: That’s right, that’s right. Leave

Nakagami: Ofcourse I am not saying it for no reason. 

Nakagami: I will make it so that the whole country shall compensate you all.

Fumiya: Guess we’ll hear him out

Terra: Ito Fumiya

Nakagami: Social status, fortune and fame. Everything will be guaranteed regarding the future.

Fumiya: And sweets.

Terra: Ito Fumiya.

Nakagami: I’ve somewhat looked into your pasts.

Nakagami: It seems that society has treated you quite unfairly.

Nakagami: As if you’re defective human beings.

Everyone: …..

Nakagami: I disagree.

Nakagami: I respect your existence.

Nakagami: Cooperate with us. 

Nakagami: I’ll put your power to good use and reform this country.

Nakagami: As compensation you will get everything you want.

-

Nakagami: “Together, to the next realm”

Nakagami: “Prayers alone will grant you nothing”

Sarukawa: Up yours ‘bout that cooperation

Sarukawa: You tried to force us to come along with ya

Fumiya: Kei’s outburst was a huge help

Sarukawa: Heh

Iori: I have slave contracts with everyone so no way that’s possible

Amahiko: He was a bit lacking in sexiness

Ohse: It was scary

Terra: I don’t need anything, just leave me alone

Fumiya: Well, that’s how society’s like.

Terra: Hm?

Rikai: Why~ Everyone! My condolences since it's my fault. 

Everyone: Huh?

Rikai: At last…..! At last this Charisma has been discovered!

Rikai: My daily achievements have been finally recognized by the state~! Ahahahaha!

Iori: What’s he all riled up over now

Rikai: Eh? We are talking about making me the prime minister, no? 

Ohse: Oh yeah true

Iori: NO!

Terra: Did you even listen?

Terra: We talked about saving the earth due to Terra-kun’s Terra-kun for Terra-kun’s sake

Iori: What are you saying?

Amahiko: It was actually about sending me out in the world as the Minister of Sexy Affairs

Iori: This isn’t a joke! The country will fall apart!

Rikai: Iori-san, we’re CHARISMAS here.

Terra: Exactly, what’s with that attitude against us Charismas

Amahiko: After all, we are Charismas here.

Iori: GEEZ! DON’T BE HAPPY ABOUT IT!!!

Sarukawa: I’m never gon’ cooperate with anything

Sarukawa: That kinda shit’s worthless anyway

Sarukawa: Just ignore it

Sarukawa: Right, Fumiya

Fumiya: Eh?

Fumiya: Ah, yeah…

-

Sarukawa: Fuck! They found us!

Everyone: ?

(Everyone starts running)

Public officer A: Found them! It’s Charisma!

Public officer B: Wait you Charismas!

Public officer C: Oi, the Charismas went over there!

Public Officer D: It’s Charisma!!!!!

Public Officer E: Charisma!!!

Iori: EEEH!? How did they find us!?

Amahiko: This deep in the mountains…

Rikai: (No matter how clever our escapes are, they will find us)

Rikai: (Due to this mysterious radar)

Public Officer G: Charisma over there

Fumiya: (We can’t shake them off)

Ohse: (What’s going to happen to us)

Everyone: Siiiiiiiiigh………..

Everyone: This suuuuuuuuuucks………

To be continued

Researcher A:  Uuuh… this is order?

Researcher B: An obedience…how-to? 

Researcher C: Ohse’s his first name?

Researcher D: What is a Minister of Sexy Affairs...

(Nakagami comes walking in)

Researcher A: Ah, Professor Nakagami

Nakagami: What are you doing.

Researcher A: We’re studying these 7 people. 

Nakagami: Studying, huh. Very well.

Nakagami: Then have you already decided who you stan?

Researcher B: Eh? Stan…?

Researcher C: W-what does that mean

Nakagami: By the way, I…

Nakagami:

Stan them all!

Researchers: Excuse me?

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Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #88 Something's off

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TL note:

A joke is made on Fumiya's name playing off 腑抜け (read as: funuke / lit. "coward/wimp"). He gets referred to as ふぬや (funuya). This has been localized keeping in mind the essence that Fumiya keeps his cool and doesn't waver in general, rather than he's being cowardly (by not confronting the situation at hand).

Fumiya goes いやいや, where the others answer with イヤイヤ期 which is the "terrible twos"- the age where children are at their worst- aka throwing tantrums.

Torahime: ….

Nakagami: Whew~ that’s the stuff. You cannot help but be in awe!

Nakagami: Uuhm--

Torahime: It’s Torahime.

Nakagami: The Charismas truly are terrific.

Nakagami: No matter how many times us mere normies try to catch them, they manage to escape each time from our clutches.

Torahime: Um, the perfect chance was right there at the Tendou’s house the other day though

Torahime: Could’ve like, totally captured them there

Nakagami: Be at ease, mercy is not an option next time. 

Torahime: Really now? Won’t you go easy on them again right before the moment of truth?

Torahime: Since Sensei just loooves these seven guys so much!

Nakagami: It’ll be different, uh…

Torahime: It’s Torahime.

Nakagami: Torajirou-kun.

Torahime: Torahime! It’s my surname!

Nakagami: Anyway it’s not my decision to make. They have had powerful assassins at their disposal since the beginning. 

Torahime: Assassins…!? How’s that possible, who would allow this?

Nakagami: mumblemumblemumble

Torahime: EEH!?

Nakagami: Now let's depart to the laboratory. We’ll wait there patiently and the Charismas will come knocking at our door, fufufu… Hahahaha!

Torahime: You’re amazing, Sensei…!

(The five of them sitting on a bench)

Ohse: … Is this okay? They won’t find us, right.

Sarukawa: Yeah, ain’t no suspicious fellas loitering ‘round

Terra: Something’s off though. Like someone’s been watching us the entire time.

Iori: Right, I feel their gaze boring holes into me

Ohse: What may this be, this repulsiveness  

Amahiko: Staaareee…

(The four of them beating up Amahiko)

Ohse, Sarukawa, Iori, Terra: Pervert! Gettem! Get his ass!

Rikai: Stop! That’s Amahiko-san! Everyone calm down! It’s Amahiko-san!

Rikai: Hold your breath nice and steady in order to not stand out, okay?

Ohse, Sarukawa, Iori, Terra, Amahiko: ………….

(Fumiya nonchalantly sitting down)

Terra: So what do we do? Where do we run off to next?

Sarukawa: They got that damn radar to work with

Amahiko: I would like to go somewhere as far away as possible.

Iori: What’s the best place, hmmm

The six of them: Hmmmm

Rikai: What’s your input, Fumiya-san?

(long silence)

Fumiya: ?

Rikai: Eh?

Terra: Were you listening?

Fumiya: To what?

Rikai: Where we should flee to next.

Fumiya: Ah. 

(long silence)

Rikai: Eh?

Sarukawa: But won’t they find us if we ain't smart 'bout it?

Amahiko: Indeed. Perhaps we must stay in this town for the time being.

Terra: Lots of people to blend in with

Ohse: What about money though…

The six of them: Money, huh…

The six of them: Hmmmm

Iori: What do you think, Fumiya-san?

(long silence)

Fumiya: ?

Terra: Are you listening?

Iori: …Like we said, if we should stay put for a while here or-

Fumiya: …

Terra: Hah!?

Sarukawa: What’s up with this guy. Did he loose some screws or what

Ohse: Something’s been off the entire time.

Ohse: What is it? You’re thinking of something, right.

Fumiya: …

Ohse: Hmn!?

Fumiya: ….

Rikai: He’s unresponsive! Perfectly phlegmatic!

Terra: Phlemiya-kun.

Iori: Phlemiya-san.

Sarukawa: Phlemiya!

Amahiko: What’s wrong! Get it together!

Fumiya: Hmmn~ Can’t get into it. Nothing’s coming up.

Sarukawa: Hah? What’cha mean

Ohse: You were thinking of a strategy on how to evade our enemy, weren’t you?

The six of them: That’s what it was. Fumiya-san, keep it together. Sheesh. No time to space out now.

Fumiya: Yeah, I know, s’right, but it’s kinda--

The six of them: ?

Fumiya: Something’s bothering me. Been uneasy about it the entire time.

Fumiya: Don’tcha get it too? Nothing’s wrong but you can’t go with the flow

Fumiya: Something’s just off.

Rikai: Ah, now I understand. Ito Fumiya-kun’s going through a rebellious phase.

Fumiya: Wha?

The six of them: Aaah~... He's definitely at that age, huh. 

Fumiya: Wait no- no no no.

Fumiya: Not a chance. I’mma throw you guys off a cliff.

The six of them: Throwing? A tantrum, y’mean! Hahaha! 

Fumiya: This is weird, stop treating me like a kid.

Sarukawa: Yer who’s weird here, stupid-ass!

Fumiya: Wha-!

(The six of them discussing what to do)

Fumiya: I’m… the weird one…?

Fumiya: Ah

Fumiya: Aaah!

The six of them: !?

Iori: What’s with the shouting

Fumiya: Right, that’s right. Something good popped up in my head.

Amahiko: Hm? Something good?

Ohse: What is it

Fumiya: Fufu… fufufu… ehehe, ehehehe….

Ohse: He’s laughing

Terra: Yuck

Iori: I’m scared

Amahiko: Dangerous

Fumiya: Fufufufu

Rikai: Fumiya-san, please don’t do that.

Sarukawa: Stop grinnin’ 

Terra: Ito Fumiya

Amahiko: Tsk!

Ohse: Hey!

Fumiya: Everything will be perfect. Got a great idea up here.

The six of them: Nononono!

Rikai: Without a doubt it’s something evil!

Sarukawa: And we wanna know what!

Terra: Tell us everything you’re thinking now!

Fumiya: Hahaha

The six of them: Don’t laugh!

Fumiya: Hahahahaha

The six of them: Don’t laugh!!!

Fumiya: Hahahahahahaha

The six of them: DON’T LAUGH!!! ITO, FUMIYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #86 Libido

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TL note:

The fellas are playing yakyuuken, basically a game based on rock paper scissors where the loser strips. The song that goes along with it is normally baseball-themed. Yoyoinoyoi remains untranslated, see it as some kind of “chant” or "sound" like la la la.

Uchiwa is a type of Japanese fan. It's common for wotaku/idol stans/etc to make custom-made uchiwas with faces of their fave idol, or some supportive message about their oshi on it.

(The five of them getting ready)

Amahiko: ….Everyone? What are you all planning to do here?

Fumiya: Rehearsal for the Sexy World Cup

Amahiko: Huh?

Ohse: We’ve been practicing till the brink of death.

Sarukawa: Sorry but we’re gon’ bag that victory. We ain’t losing to the likes of you, Amahiko!

Iori: Resign to your fate!

Amahiko: No, before that, I fail to understand the meaning behind everyone joining. I won’t be going.

Iori: “Won’t”…! You still have it in you to say such things, Amahiko-san!

Terra: Come back to your senses! You will participate in the Sexy World Cup!

Fumiya: We’ll definitely convince you. We’re serious, Amahiko.

Fumiya: Witness, all of our power combined, the greatest sexy show of all time.

Amahiko: …!

Fumiya: ‘Kay, let’s roll

(Sound of spotlight)

Amahiko: Eh?

(Music starts playing) 〜♪

The five of them: If you wanna be sexy You gotta shake it like this~♪

The five of them: Butt! Nipples! Yoyoinoyoi!

The five of them: Yoyoinoyoi!

Iori: Ohse-san looost!

(The other 4 hollering)

Ohse: ….! ….!

(Ohse gets naked)

Sarukawa, Fumiya, Iori, Terra: Sexyyyy! Wheeeh! Ain’t this nice!

〜♪

The five of them: If you wanna be sexy You gotta shake it like this~♪

The five of them: Butt! Nipples! Yoyoinoyoi!

The five of them: Yoyoinoyoi!

The five of them: Yoyoinoyoi!

The five of them: Yoyoinoyoi!

Sarukawa, Terra, Ohse: Woahoh…! You lost…!

(The three of them hollering)

Fumiya: Shit… I’ll kill you….!

Iori: Shit… I don’t hate it…!

(Fumiya and Iori getting naked)

Sarukawa, Terra, Ohse: Sexy!!!!! Yaaay!

Terra: We’re so winning with this!

Sarukawa: How ‘bout it, Amahiko!

〜♪

The five of them: If you wanna be sexy You gotta shake it like this~♪

The five of them: Butt! Nipples… 

Amahiko: What is this? In someone else's house nonetheless.

Amahiko: Also that’s not what being sexy is. Is this mockery?

The five of them: No!

Sarukawa: You got that wrong, Amahiko

Iori: We took everything into serious consideration.

Terra: And then it came to us! Yakyuuken! 

Amahiko: What, that’s how you got there.

Ohse: I-it’s more than just that…

Amahiko: Either way, I am not participating in the Sexy World Cup anymore.

Amahiko: It's futile. You can't change my mind.

The five of them: ….

Rikai: One moment Sensei!

Amahiko: !?

(Rikai popping up out of nowhere)

Amahiko: Rikai-san…!? That outfit…!

Rikai: Behold the bravery of your top disciple.  

Amahiko: Eh?

〜♪

Amahiko: This is… ballet…

Fumiya: Rikai…

Ohse: Rikai-san…

Iori: Rikai-kun…

(Rikai eagerly dancing and being awful at it)

Rikai: Hah! Hoh! ..Hah, hah! Oho hwowo h oh wow

The five of them: Awful.

(Rikai getting flustered as he dances)

The five of them: Aaah, aaah, aaah… Rikai-kun? This is cringe to watch… 

Rikai: Yaaah…! Haaah! Juuuump!

(Rikai twists his leg)

Rikai: AAAAAAAAA!

Amahiko: Rikai-san!? Are you okay!?

Rikai: Damn it…! I cannot…!

Rikai: I am not destined to be sexy, Minister of Sexy Affairs…!

Amahiko: !?

Ohse: He’s right. It’s pointless for people like us.

Fumiya: We can struggle all we like, it won’t change that we can’t create sexiness like you.

Iori: You are a different being than us!

Terra: That’s why!

Sarukawa: You have to show us the ropes!

The six of them: World Sexy Ambassador!

Amahiko: …! You guys….!

Amahiko’s mother: Amahiko…

Amahiko: Mother!

Amahiko’s mother: Take this with you to the competition.

Amahiko: What’s this…?

Amahiko’s mother: A new costume for you to wear at the cup.

(Amahiko snorts out of shock)

Amahiko’s mother: Everyone made it together. Terra-san was in charge of design.

Amahiko’s mother: Minato-san and Motohashi-san tailored it.

Terra, Ohse, Iori: Eehehe☆

Amahiko: Aaah…! …!

(Amahiko falls to his knees)

Rikai: Sensei, it’s your moment.

Terra: Ladies

Fumiya: And gentlemen

Sarukawa, Iori, Ohse: It’s showtime!

Amahiko: I… I lost, everyone…. To think there’s such sexiness….

Amahiko: Your nomination has been accepted.

Amahiko: This very Amahiko shall enter and dominate the Sexy World Cup!

Everyone: WOOOO! YAAAY! FINALLY!

Fumiya: Well, isn’t this nice, ma’am.

Amahiko’s mother: Thank you 

Everyone: Hahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha!

(Sound of sliding screen being kicked down)

Amahiko’s father: What are you bastards doing----!!

Amahiko’s mother: Dear…

Amahiko: Father… 

Amahiko’s father: What have you filth been talking about! Seriously what's this all about!

Amahiko’s father: Nothing made sense! The whole time!

Amahiko’s father: It’s nothing but nonsense! Stop screwing around you lot----!

Amahiko’s father: …..

Amahiko’s father: ……Amahiko, how much of a nuisance must you be to our family until you're satisfied.

Amahiko’s father: What a deplorable display.

Amahiko’s father: Not to mention this worthless filth you’re with, have some shame!

Amahiko’s mother: Uugh…!

Amahiko: Mother!

Amahiko: I understand, so please don’t shout anymore.

Amahiko: I won’t participate in the Sexy World Cup. 

The six of them: EEEH!?

Terra: No way, Amahiko

Iori: Don’t listen

Fumiya: Ignore him

Ohse: Don’t give in

Sarukawa: Amahiko! 

Rikai: Sensei!

Nakagami: He won’t…!? He can’t back out now…!

Nakagami: I even got my uchiwas ready…!

Torahime: Stop trying to get inside…! Sensei…!

Amahiko: It’s fine. That competition is unnecessary for me.

Rikai: …Eh?

Amahiko: I never understood why I was so obsessed with victory.

Amahiko: The source of my libido depending on the evaluation of others didn’t feel that was true to myself.

Amahiko: But now that has become clear to me. In reality, there has been someone this whole time.

Amahiko: A man who I wanted to be recognized by.

Amahiko’s father: !?

Amahiko: The stage I wanted to dance on was not at the Sexy World Cup!

Amahiko: Dear father, it was in front of you!

Amahiko: My libido is you, father! It’s youuuuu-------!

〜♪

Amahiko’s father:  !? What!

Sarukawa: His libido is his dad!

Rikai: That’s what it was!

Terra: It all makes sense!

(Amahiko taking off his yukata)

Amahiko: Fufufufu… Hahaha…

Amahiko’s father: Hey... why are you…!

Amahiko: Time for training.

(Amahiko’s father getting scared)

Amahiko’s father: …! Stop, Amahiko…

Amahiko’s father: What are you up to! STOOOOOP!

(Amahiko throwing off his clothes)

Amahiko: TA-DAH!

Amahiko’s father: GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

(Charisma charge: Complete)

Amahiko’s mother: Huh? My body feels great!

The six of them: Ma’am!

Fumiya: I’m glad

Amahiko: Now everyone together

Amahiko: ECSTASYYYYYYYYYYYY YAAH!!!

Take No Break

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Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #84 What must be done

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What does Amahiko mean with "burners" & "lingalamambo"? Good question! I don't know either.

Ohse: (Amahiko-san seemed like a whole different person from the way he was strangely nervous while staying at his parent’s house.) 

Iori: I’m baaaack. I went out to do some shopping.

Amahiko: Iori-san, please leave that to the people of the house.

Iori: I am a slave so pay no mind♪

Amahiko: ….

Amahiko: Such a handful… I will bring these in then.

Iori: Wait!

Amahiko: ?

Iori: Aren’t you curious about what I bought? Wanna see? 

Amahiko: Pardon?

Iori: Ta-daaah! Enoki!

Amahiko: ….

Amahiko: Enoki, right.

Iori: ….! Eeh, then this, eringi!

Amahiko: Uh-huh.

Iori: ….! Shiitake!

Amahiko: ?

Iori: Cucumber! Eggplant! Gourd! Banana!

Iori: ASPARAGUS!!!

(Iori throws everything away and takes an athletic stance.)

Iori: COME!

Iori: AMAHIKO-SAN COMEEEE!!!!!

Amahiko: I will provide the payment later.

(Iori stomping around)

Iori: NOOOO!! COME ON!!!

Sarukawa, Fumiya, Ohse, Rikai: Amahiko-san/Amahiko!

Amahiko: !? What are you all doing! Running around like that---

Sarukawa: We’re all gonna take a bath together

Amahiko: A bath, at this hour.

Fumiya: Bathing, Amahiko.

Ohse: Indeed, a bath.

Rikai: We’re bathing, Sensei.

Iori: Your local slave shall also participate!

Amahiko: I-I see… Enjoy yourselves.

Fumiya: No, not just us.

Sarukawa: We are ALL bathing, Amahiko!

(The five of them all stance up and beckon him with both hands) 

Sarukawa, Fumiya, Ohse, Rikai, Iori: Come! Come! Coomeeee! Sensei! Amahiko!

Amahiko: Then I’ll go ahead and inform the servants of the house to prepare the bath.

(The five of them all founder on the floor)

Sarukawa, Fumiya, Ohse, Rikai, Iori: COME OOOOON!!!!

Iori: He’s not going with the flow!

Rikai: The bait’s ineffective!

Sarukawa: This sucks! What a sham of a Minister of Sexy Affairs!

Fumiya: Retire, bonehead

(The five of them all complaining)

Terra: Um, what is everyone doing?

Fumiya: Ah….

Fumiya: Not enough Amahiko….

Terra: Huh?

Iori: Before I knew it, my whole body came to yearn for those acts of sexual harassment…! 

Terra: EEEEH!?

Sarukawa: How bland it all feels now that it’s gone…!

Rikai: He got domesticated right under our noses…!

Ohse: Oh heavens, how terrific

Sarukawa, Fumiya, Ohse, Rikai, Iori: World Sexy Ambassador!

Terra: WUH???

Sarukawa, Fumiya, Ohse, Rikai, Iori: Sigh….

Rikai: (It’s the kind of sight everyone’s familiar with.)

Rikai: (The time we spent together on the regular was detrimental to our sanity, if anything.)

Rikai: (But once we saw what we had lost- how much of it was indispensable, important to us, it all became clear.) 

Rikai: (Regardless, by then it had far been too late…)

Terra: (I mean, yeah but. I think this and that are like, two totally different things---)

Rikai: (And then separation came suddenly.)

Terra: (EEEH!?)

Rikai: Phew~ Great job there.

Fumiya: Big thanks.

Iori: Where are we off to next?

Sarukawa: We gotta head back soon, yea

Rikai: ?

Iori: ….? Amahiko-san?

Amahiko: …This will be it for me.

Amahiko: I must go my separate way from everyone.

Sarukawa, Fumiya, Rikai, Iori: Eh?

(They all run up to Amahiko)

Rikai: What do you mean, Amahiko-san

Iori: I don’t get it…

Fumiya: Why

Sarukawa: What’s gotten into ya…

(The four of them are flustered)

Ohse: ….! It’s inevitable.

Sarukawa, Fumiya, Rikai, Iori: ?

Fumiya: Ohse?

Ohse: Amahiko-san can’t keep doing whatever he pleases forever. 

Ohse: He’s a person with a responsibility, with a duty he must fulfill.

Ohse: The home of his family is an important place he has to go back to.

Sarukawa, Fumiya, Rikai, Iori: …!

Rikai: That can’t be… 

(Fumiya grabs Amahiko)

Fumiya: Cut the crap, Amahiko. What’re you pulling this for now

Fumiya: We’re already too far gone, our bodies won’t survive without you.

Terra: HUH!?

Iori: How cruel! Take responsibility! For molding our bodies into this!

Terra: Waitwaitwait

Sarukawa: The fuck’s supposed to pleasure us now, huh!

Terra: What are you on!?

Ohse: Amahiko-san… I’m sorry…

Ohse: I… actually overheard the conversation with your father…

Ohse: You have no choice but to stay, isn’t that right?

Amahiko: ….? What is this about?

Ohse: Eh?

Amahiko: That’s entirely unrelated. 

Ohse: EH!?

Rikai: Huh.. T-then, um Amahiko-san, why must you go your own way then?

Amahiko: The reason I must leave you all behind, is…

Amahiko: For the sake of my long-cherished dream!

Amahiko: To participate in the Sexy World Cup!

Terra: Hah?

Fumiya: Sexy World Cup….!

The five of them: It’s, coming, no? It has to… 

The five of them: Or did it already? Wait holy shit… Here it comes!

Terra: Uuuh, uuum what? I’m like, so lost it’s making me puke.

(Luxurious, sparkling sound)

Amahiko: A sexy carnival held once every four years.

Amahiko: When this Brazilian tournament is around the corner, naughty rascals gather from all over the world to show such parts and these kinds of parts.

Amahiko: And from doing that and this sort of thing in public, there will be one sole champion.

Amahiko: The “Perfect Ecstasy”

Amahiko: The burners amuse themselves with lingalamambo and guzzle down lemonade.

Amahiko: Everyone- No, the whole world lays the sex within itself bare, to confront and release-

Amahiko: A halelamaya from head to toe! 

Amahiko: A grand meeting of the Amorous Congress! That is! THE WORLD SEXY CUUUUUP!!!!!

Terra: I dun’ get it.

The five of them: I see!

Terra: HEY!

Amahiko: I will certainly be crowned with victory.

Amahiko: My life’s purpose of cultivating sexiness was all for the sake of this.

Amahiko: A dream that I have to fulfill, no matter the sacrifices.

Amahiko: It’s been the only thing on my mind lately, which in turn might’ve made me nervous.

Ohse: So it had nothing to do with your family.

Amahiko: They’re completely irrelevant.

Amahiko: The needed preparations will be done after this, and the departure abroad will happen without informing my family.

The five of them: Thank god!

Terra: Hell no!

Amahiko: However, there’s no doubt the professor will track us down if we all stand out from departing together.

Amahiko: I cannot bear the thought of being a burden to everyone.

Amahiko: Thus it is for this reason that we must separate.

The five of them: ….

Amahiko: “As to why I am so hung up on winning this tournament, I couldn’t have told you myself. However, I have a hunch that I understand now. Perhaps my answer lies within all these lovely days I spent with everyone.”

Amahiko: “The joy of others accepting you for who you are, the amalgamation of impulses that stimulates one as a person- it was impossible for me to not grasp the source of my own libido.”

Amahiko: “Everyone, thank you for everything that you’ve done for me. Keep in mind to nominate me.”

Amahiko: “World Sexy Ambassador, the Minister of Sexy Affairs.”

Rikai: F-from… Tendou Amahiko.

Fumiya: (And that is how we all ended up going our separate ways.)

(Sarukawa, Fumiya, Ohse, Rikai, Iori all crying) Terra: THIS MAKES NO SENSE!

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Iori’s sister: ….

Rikai & Amahiko: …

Fumiya: ‘Scuse me, but why did you come here, miss

Terra: She said it's because she saw Iori-kun at the Shinto shrine

Fumiya: Aah, back then. So, you followed us afterwards?

Rikai: Fumiya-san! Watch what you say! You’re being impolite!

Fumiya: Eh?

Iori’s sister: …I’ll take my leave.

Rikai: Ah please wait a moment! Just what could Iori-san be doing right now

Rikai: Maybe he’s being bashful? We’ll go fetch him immediately!

Iori’s sister: Ah, that’s-

(Nakagami keeping watch from the second floor)

Nakagami: Someone came over? I can’t quite grasp what’s happening from here

Nakagami: I must get a little closer

Torahime: Eeeh…! Sensei, you know they’ll seriously find us out at some point…!?

Nakagami: No need to worry

Torahime: Someone’s coming

Nakagami: Eeeeh…!

(The two of them run away)

(Sarukawa calling out to Iori infront of Iori’s room)

Sarukawa: Io! Ain’t this going too far!? Just get outta there already

Iori: ….

Sarukawa: Sigh…. Nothing will do when he’s like this~

Rikai: How is it?

Ohse: It’s no use, Rikai-san

Rikai: Good grief

Ohse: But, maybe there is some kind of reason for this. I think we shouldn’t really force him to… 

Rikai: ….Yeah

The three of them: …..

(Terra making a bee line and opening the door)

Terra: Iori-kuuun?

The three of them: EEEH!?

Terra: Coming in~

Sarukawa: Dude, you’re already in!

Terra: What’cha doing? Your sister is waiting, hurry up

Rikai: Iori-san… Even for just a second. 

Ohse: Io-kun

Amahiko: Iori-san?

Iori: …

Terra: You listening??

(Iori has a puzzling smile on his face)

Iori: ….

Terra: What’s with that face, it’s kinda pissing me of 

(The five of them trying to take Iori with them)

(Iori doesn’t move a single inch)

Terra: Huh, you’re kidding!? You like, gotta be kidding!?

Rikai: Iori-san? Don’t make us repeat ourselves!

Ohse: He’s not moving at all…!

Amahiko: You were this powerful the entire time!?

(The five of them keep trying to take Iori with them)

Fumiya: Oooi, your big sis is gonna leave, y’know?

Terra: Fumiya-kun, perfect timing

Terra: Iori-kun isn’t listening to a single thing, do something 

Fumiya: Fufu, leave it to me

(Fumiya standing in front of Iori) 

Fumiya: Iori, hurry up and get out. This is an order

Terra: Alright

Ohse: This will work

Rikai: I don’t approve though

Iori: ….

Sarukawa: Hm? Huh?

Iori: …..

Amahiko: It wasn’t effective at all

Fumiya: No way!

(All of them start complaining)

Fumiya: No, no, you got it wrong, listen you bozos

Fumiya: That totally wasn’t for real just now, he’s definitely going to listen once I get serious!

Fumiya: Oi! Stop!

Ohse: Then please get serious

Fumiya: Just you watch

(Fumiya clears his throat and rotates his neck)

Fumiya: Oi, slave, get it done. Or no more orders for you, got it?

Iori: …..

(All of them start complaining)

Fumiya: Eeeeh!?

Fumiya: N-no way, this isn’t it, something’s just not right, it’s a conspiracy

(Fumiya getting pushed out of the room)

Fumiya: Ah, wait, stop screwing around, I’ll remember this, you lot…!

Terra: And stay out!

Fumiya: Aaah!

(Sound of door getting slammed shut)

Rikai: …..So what now

Ohse: Um…

The four of them: ?

Rikai: Ohse-kun?

Ohse: Io-kun… You might feel like it’s killing you but you can’t run away, I think

Ohse: Let’s face it properly? Okay?

Rikai: ….! Ohse-kun…!

(Iori smiling happily)

Amahiko: !? Iori-san reacted!

(Iori starts moving)

Sarukawa: He’s moving! It’s a miracle!

(Iori strangles Ohse)

Iori: …..!

Ohse: Uaghgh….!

(The four of them try to stop him)

Ohse: If you wanna kill me, kill meee~....!

Terra: Hey! Ghost-kun don’t make it worse!

(The four of them still trying to stop him)

(Sound of door opening)

Fumiya: Oi, coast’s cleaar

The five of them: ?

Fumiya: She left

The five of them: Eeh!? Haah….

Rikai: Geez… Iori-san…

Fumiya: She left some cookies as a gift. We’ll eat ‘em together, ‘kay?

Fumiya: Iori, pour some tea

Iori: Very well sir~!

The four of them: WHAAA!?

Iori: Phew~ I’m beat~ Let’s take a break

Iori: ~♪~♪

(The four of them complaining)

Sarukawa: That’s the kinda guy he is.

Iori: Sorry everyone~ Also her dropping by out of nowhere was so annoying, I dunno what got into her, geez~

Iori’s sister: Iori?

Iori: She’s still here!? You tricked me, Fumiya-san!

(Iori grabbing Fumiya, the others try to pull them apart)

Fumiya: Hahahaha, that’s what you get for underestimating me

Fumiya: Ha ha ha ha ha!

Iori’s sister: Iori…

Iori’s sister: I’m leaving, so… Sorry, for suddenly showing up

Iori’s sister: It’s not for any kind of reason, I just wanted to see how you were doing

Iori’s sister: Father and mother won’t be saying anything else either.

Iori: ….

Iori’s sister: It’s just… I think they’re also worried. So get in touch with them even if it’s just a call, okay? 

Iori: … 

Iori’s sister: ….

Iori’s sister: Well, excuse me for disturbing you all.

(Everyone giving confused responses)

Terra: (His sister left. Iori-kun hadn’t said a single word until the very end.)

Terra: (We wondered what made him like this…)

Terra: (Maybe there’s some kind of difficult situation back at home.)

Terra: (And just as we were speculating along these lines…)

Sarukawa: Hah? Ain’t no way, they’re just a regular ol’ family

Sarukawa: Dunno what’s there to complain ‘bout if I was in his shoes

The five of them: …. 

Sarukawa: It’s just…

Sarukawa: One day, he dropped all his lessons outta nowhere

Rikai: Lessons?

Amahiko: What was Iori-san learning?

Sarukawa: Kinda lil’ bit of everything, like piano

Terra: Eeeh?

Sarukawa: Calligraphy, drawing too

Ohse: Eh… 

Sarukawa: Also went to cram school, he’s a smart fella

Sarukawa: Polar opposite of me, hehehe

The five of them: …. 

Sarukawa: ….But he dropped it all. He didn’t wanna do anything anymore

Sarukawa: That’s when it started, him coming over to my place and all…

Iori: Saru-chan, what are we doing today? You decide, Saru-chan

Sarukawa: As if I care, stay away from here

Iori: Where are you going today? Meeting someone?

Sarukawa: Listen to me!

Iori: I’m fine with anything

(Iori smacking Sarukawa)

Iori: Hey, hey hey hey

Sarukawa: Aaagh!!

(Iori chasing after Sarukawa) 

Iori: Ah! Wait! Saru-chan!

Sarukawa: (“Decide for yourself!”)

Iori: ….

(Sound of knocking on the door)

Iori: !

(Amahiko drinking tea)

Amahiko: How delicious, truly one of a kind. It wouldn’t even come close if I were to pour it myself.

Amahiko: The cookies are enjoyable too. What do you think, Iori-san?

Iori: …….

Iori: ……..Sorry

Amahiko: …?

Iori: I caused trouble for everyone….

Iori: But… I had nothing to say even if I went to see her. 

Iori: I have nothing, I’m doing… nothing…

Amahiko: Doing nothing? You, Iori-san?

Iori: ….?

(Amahiko smiling)

Amahiko: ….

Amahiko: Iori-san, remember when we were at my house?

Amahiko: You said this to me back then.

Amahiko: “Y-your parents, aren’t they who are distancing themselves from you?”

Amahiko: It all clicked in my head, you were right.

Amahiko: But you know, I can believe that because of where I am right now.

Amahiko: I was hopeless at the time, yet I was able to do it.

Amahiko: Why do you think that is?

Iori: …..?

(Everyone sleeping peacefully)

Amahiko: Because of where I belong.

Amahiko: I found myself in a new place to belong to, thus I changed.

Amahiko: And when looking at who’s kindly sustaining this precious place…

Amahiko: (Iori-san, it’s you.)

Amahiko: (You’re the heart of this house.)

Amahiko: (Your sadness, is also our sadness.)

Amahiko: (Your bright smile, is also our bright smile.)

Amahiko: (This house, you see, is all of you, Iori-san.)

(Iori happily doing the laundry for tomorrow)

Iori: ....Fufufu

Iori: (Thank you, Amahiko-san.)

Iori: …..

(Iori touching the cookies his sister left behind.)

Iori: (But…)

(Sound of tableware falling)

Iori: !? Who is it?

Iori: Ah, has to be Ohse-san. Geez~ If you’re hungry, just tell--

Iori: !? You…! You’re…!

(Iori tries to run away)

Nakagami: Wait…! Motohashi-kun…!

(Both of them jostling)

Iori: …Let me go!

Iori: Let go!!!!

(Nakagami being pushed away and falling)

Nakagami: Uwagh!

Iori: What are you doing here!

Nakagami: I beg of you, don’t make a scene…! Please….!

(Nakagami clinging onto Iori(s leg)

Iori: Hieeeh!?

Nakagami: S-save me….!

Nakagami: Motohashi-kun… I need your salvation….! 

Iori: …

Iori: Eh… 

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Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #97 Hope

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An other comeback of something mentioned in a previous drama track, aka 山ズボラの助. As usual, it turned into a literary reference for consistency the first time I came across it. (why did i do this. i regret it)

Rikai: Goood morniiiiiing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rikai: Everyone, good morning! It’s morning, time to wake up!

Rikai: Good morning!

(Rikai making the rounds)

Rikai: Good morning, good morning!

Rikai: Good morning, good moooooooooooooo------rning!

(Everyone being sleepy and staggering)

Rikai: Rikai realized! As to why everyone’s acting like Ebenezer Scroungy!

Rikai: That’s because you all neglected to live an “orderly lifestyle”!

Rikai: Wake up properly in the morning! And have a wonderful day!

(Everyone groaning)

Torahime: Ri-Rikai-san… Phew, I have to say waking up early isn’t bad, it feels nice

Rikai: !! You mean that, Tora-san!

Torahime: As expected from mankind’s leader

Rikai: Eh? Naw~

Torahime: Can’t do it without you

Rikai: Please that’s enough~

Torahime: No no I mean it

Riaki: No no no, it’s too much~ Ahahaha

(Iori prepping breakfast)

Rikai: Ooh Saru, aren’t you late now. Good morning.

(Sarukawa sits down and ignores him)

Rikai: ? Good morning.

Sarukawa: ….

Rikai: Saru, good morning

Rikai: Good morning!! Good morning!!!!

Terra: Rikai-kun, that’s enough

Amahiko: Let’s keep things peaceful in the morning

Rikai: Eh? Why are you criticizing me? Greetings are important, no?

Torahime: Yes!

Rikai: Good fences make good neighbors

Torahime: Exactly~

Terra & Amahiko: ….

Rikai: Huh? Where is Ohse-kun

Iori: Prolly in his room

Terra: He’s been holed up in his room again lately

Amahiko: He’s the same as always

(The five of them smiling)

(PIIIIIIIII)

The five of them: !

Sarukawa: Shuddup!

Rikai: This is no laughing matter, I’m worried about him. I’ll go have a little chat.

The five of them: Eeeh!?

Iori: Wait, Rikai-kun?

Terra: Just leave him be~

Ohse: The sole presence of this piece of shit will taint breakfast

Rikai: What are you saying! A delicious meal is best enjoyed together!

(Rikai shining brightly)

Ohse: Aah, my eyes… sorry I’ll go kill myself

Rikai: Hey now! I told you dying is no good, did I not!? Have some hope! Okay!

Rikai: Ah that’s right, Ohse-kun, let’s do some physical exercising outside

Ohse: ….!

(Rikai pulling him by the arm)

Iori: Haaah?

Sarukawa: Oi

Terra: It’s too early~

Rikai: Now then! Let’s work out!

(A mysterious song starts playing from the radio)

Fumiya: What’s this…

Amahiko: You don’t say… Radio calisthenics…

Sarukawa: Ya gotta be kidding me…

Rikai’s voice from the radio: “Part one of Rikai Calisthenics~!”

Rikai’s voice from the radio: “First, an exercise to beat that lazy disposition back into shape~!”

Rikai’s voice from the radio: “Start, hup, one, two, three, four…”

Amahiko: Eeeh…

Iori: What the hell

Sarukawa: How the fuck are you supposed to move here

Fumiya: He's mental

(Terra pummeling the radio to stop it)

Terra: AAAAGH!!

Rikai: Hey! Why did you stop it!

The five of them: Ugh! I had enough! Cut it out!

Ohse: …! ….!!

Ohse: Ah…uh.. excuse me!

The six of them: ?

Ohse: Rikai-san, I’ll get out of my room from now on

Rikai: Ohse-kun! You mean that!?

Ohse: I feel somewhat better from moving my body

Rikai: I told you, no~? Now no more saying you want to die, okay

Ohse: Yes, I got it

Rikai: I’m glad~ Fufufuhahaha

Ohse: Ah, ahaha…

Fumiya: Y’mean that?

Ohse: ….

Ohse: Excuse me?

Fumiya: Ohse-kun, y’mean that?

Ohse: Mean what

(Fumiya poking Ohse in his sides)

Fumiya: Hey, hey hey

Ohse: !

Fumiya: I know the truth’s different, spit it out, you know it too

Ohse: Please stop

(Fumiya poking Ohse in his sides)

Fumiya: C’mon, c’mon c’mon, c’mooon

Ohse: Guh- please stop it!

(Rikai working with a smile)

Rikai: 〜♪

Ohse: I’m happy, obviously I’d be happy about it

Ohse: To think he’d worry about a piece of shit like me…

(Rikai smiling as he’s thinking of something)

Rikai: Maybe this would be best… However…

Rikai: Ah, of course, this definitely must be right! Fufufufu

Ohse: But obviously such a piece of shit like me won’t be able to meet his expectations

Ohse: I can’t give anything back, that’s why…

Fumiya: It makes you want to die more

Ohse: !!

(Ohse looking down)

(Torahime spying on them)

Torahime: ….? Hrmm

Rikai: Everyoneee~! It’s almost time for dinner. Properly wash your hands, rinse your mouth and then have a nice balanced meal--

(Front door opening)

Rikai: ?

Torahime: Leader! Big trouble!

Rikai: Tora-san, what’s wrong?

Torahime: A most awful act of betrayal is happening unbeknownst to you!

Rikai: ? Huh, what?

(Torahime pulling Rikai by the arm)

Rikai: W-what is it, Tora-san. Going out at this kind of hour is--

Torahime: Rikai-san, maybe it would be best to leave that house by now.

Torahime: A magnificent man as you deserves a better place where there’s even more recognition for his righteousness. 

Rikai: Eh?

(The two of them hiding close by)

Torahime: Please look over there…! At that…!

Rikai: …?

(Fumiya and Ohse being lit up by the park’s lamppost) (Mysterious music playing)

Rikai: Fumiya-san…?

Rikai: ….! Ohse-kun…!?

(The two of them start singing)

Ohse: Why I failed to die, is all your fault~♪

Fumiya: I won’t do a single thing~♪

Ohse: Why I failed to die, is all your fault~♪

Fumiya: In your adorable last moments~♪

Ohse: Let me pass away~♪

Fumiya: Help yourself, because I will not~♪

The two of them: Jumping off, hanging by the neck and slitting wrists~♪ It’s Fumiya and Ohse’s Death Game~♪

Rikai: Ohse-kun…! What’s with that song…!

Rikai: You said you wouldn’t yearn for death anymore… I thought you finally understood…!

Fumiya: What an awful song, hahaha

Ohse: Hehehe…

Both of them: Hahahaha…!

Rikai: He’s laughing…

Rikai: You- you’re capable of such a lovely smile…

Rikai: And before me… not once did you… 

(Rikai runs away)

Torahime: Ah

(Rikai dashing through the city at night)

Torahime: (And thus for the first time in his whole life, Kusanagi Rikai had broken his curfew.)

(Rikai painfully continues to run) 

Rikai: ….!! …..!

Torahime: (...Hehehe)

[justicerikai]

Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #96 Bravery

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Labor Thanksgiving Day is an annual public holiday in Japan. More on our beloved source Wikipedia. 

Iori: EEEEEEEEH!?

The five of them: !?

(Iori and Rikai grappling on the floor)

Terra: What’s going on!?

Sarukawa: Oooh! Io’s riding Rikai like a horse!

The five of them: Hold it, wait, what is it…!?

(They tear off Iori & Rikai from each other)

Ohse: What’s the matter? Rikai-san

Rikai: Nothing is the matter. I simply am doing what I think is correct.

The five of them: ?

Rikai: Ahem. 

Rikai: Everyone! Today is the 23rd of November, which means it’s…?

Rikai: That’s right! Labor Thanksgiving Day!

Rikai: Therefore we all bundle up our feelings of gratitude for Iori-san, who is always devoting himself to housework. 

Rikai: And then spend the whole day individually taking care of all our own affairs regarding all housework such as cooking, cleaning, and laundry!

The four of them: Eeeeh~ No way~~~~ I dun’ wanna~

Fumiya: Just let the slave take care of it

(PIIIIIIIII)

Rikai: No! Everyone does it themselves!

Iori: Rikai-kun I said it’s fine. I am a slave FYI, all I have to do is obey to everyone’s demands

Rikai: Then please allow me to make my own.

Rikai: We will take care of all the housework, so rest easy today, Iori-san

Iori: ….!

Rikai: Okay, let’s do these chores!

(Everyone grumbling as they disperse)

Everyone: Eeeh~ C’mon~ Geez~

(Iori franctically squirming)

Iori: ….!!! ……….!!!!!!!!!

(Fumiya being clueless about the washing machine)

Fumiya: Hmm~... This is…. Was that wrong, huh~?

Terra: Outta my way, Terra-kun’s gonna do laundry

Fumiya: Hey, don’t cut the line

Terra: I’m not, Terra-kun gets priority no matter where he goes.

(Two of them pushing each other with their behinds) 

Fumiya & Terra: ….!!! ….!!!!

Terra: Enough!

Fumiya: ….

Terra: What are you doing?

Fumiya: …. 

Terra: Hmn?

Terra: Oh-hoh~? Don’t tell me Ito Fumiya doesn’t know how to use a washing machine?

Fumiya: !

Terra: Wow~ So lame~ So embarrassing~ Someone’s still an anklebiter, pupupu~

Fumiya: Shuddup, do you know then or what

Terra: Nope

Fumiya: What’s wrong with you

Sarukawa: The hell you two doin’, yer both slow, lemme do the laundry

(Sarukawa making a mess, Fumiya and Terra hurrying to stop him)

Fumiya & Terra: Stop Saru, cut it out, what are you doing!? Hey! Stop!!!

(PIIIIII)

Rikai: HEY! WHAT’S ALL THIS!

Rikai: Don’t fight! Cease at once!!

Iori: AAAAAAAHH!!!

Iori: Get out!! I’ll do it!! Leave it be!!! It’s more trouble than it’s worth!!!

(Water spouting out)

Iori: GYAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

(Amahiko scrubbing the bathtub with a smile)

Amahiko: (scrub scrub scrub scrub).... (scrub scrub scrub scrub)....

Amahiko: (scrub scrub scrub scrub).... (scrub scrub scrub scrub)....

Amahiko: (scrub scrub scrub scrub).... (scrub scrub scrub scrub)....

Rikai: I’m collecting all the trash~ Separate everything properly~

Rikai: ?

Rikai: Hey! Who did this! Leaving behind a trash bag in this kind of place!

Rikai: Geez~ Put in the effort to throw it out~

Rikai: …..?

(Ohse’s face peeking out of the bag)

Ohse: Rikai-san

Rikai: WAH! O-O-O-Ohse-kun!? What are you doing!!

Ohse: Cleaning

Rikai: Why did you get in the trash bag though!

Ohse: This shitty sore loser is the trashiest of all trash.

Rikai: Wha-!?

Ohse: Please throw me out, Rikai-san

Rikai: No no no

(Ohse clinging to Rikai’s legs)

Ohse: Please heed my call! Such a piece of shit isn’t needed!

Rikai: Let go, Ohse-kun…! Your trousers are slipping off…! Ohse-kun, let go!!

(Ohse breaking free)

Ohse: Ah

Ohse: Where was the garbage dump again

Rikai: Don’t go, Ohse-kun! No! You can’t ! Ohse-kun! Stay here!

Ohse: Please let go off me

(Sarukawa wielding the vacuum cleaner)

Sarukawa: Woooooo~

Terra: KYAAA-!!

(Fumiya chasing after him for some reason)

Fumiya: Hahahaha

Rikai: !? What are you doing Saru!

Sarukawa: Cleaning, cleaning! Ahaha!

(Rikai getting swept up)

Rikai: Dwoaugh!! Aaaaah, aaaah!!

Ohse: Ah, perfect timing! Sarukawa-san suck me up too! This piece of filth!

(Everyone scattering trash around)

Iori: AAAAHHH!!!

Iori: I’ll clean up!!! You’re all making more of a mess!!!!

Iori: GYAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Amahiko scrubbing the bathtub with a smile)

Amahiko: (scrub scrub scrub scrub).... (scrub scrub scrub scrub)....

(Amahiko slips)

Amahiko: Oh, close call. “Even monkeys fall from trees” “Even the Minister of Sexy Affairs slips on the bathroom tiles.”

Amahiko: Juuust kidding.

(Amahiko scrubbing the bathtub with a smile)

Amahiko: (scrub scrub scrub scrub).... (scrub scrub scrub scrub)....

(Ohse restlessly moving around)

Ohse: (shuffle shuffle)...

(Ohse opens the fridge)

Terra: Ghost-kun

Ohse: Aaaah!!

Terra: You’re hungry, aren’t you~

Ohse: S-sorry

Terra: Wonder if we have anything

Ohse: There’s one piece of tart left

Terra: Tart? That’s probably mine, I’ll eat it~

Sarukawa: Oi! That’s mine!

Terra: Hah? Terra-kun hasn’t eaten any yet though

Sarukawa: I haven’t eaten one either

Ohse: Ah!

Terra & Sarukawa: !?

(Fumiya chewing)

Ohse: Fumiya-san, how many have you had by now

Fumiya: …

Fumiya: Three 

Terra & Sarukawa: WHAAA--!?

Fumiya: What, I’m not allowed to eat three pieces? Why?

Terra & Sarukawa: OBVIOUSLY YOU CAN’T!

Fumiya: Oh, there’s one more, lucky~

(Ohse hitting Fumiya with his hands)

Ohse: Chop! Chop chop!

The three of them: Chop chop chop chop!

Fumiya: Ow, ouch

(PIIIII)

Rikai: HEY~! Stop fighting! Violence is bad! Ohse-kun you too! I said to stop!

Iori: I’ll make more!! It won’t take too long!!!

(The stove bursting out in flames)

Iori: GYAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

(Rikai taking Amahiko away)

Rikai: There’s other things to do…! Amahiko-san!

Amahiko: I refuse, I don’t want to do anything besides cleaning the bathtub. 

(Amahiko being pulled by Rikai)

Amahiko: No, no! I wanna clean the bathtub!

Amahiko: The bathtub! Clean the tub!

 (Amahiko being teared off)

Amahiko: NOOOOO!!!

(The five of them throwing all the laundry)

(PIIIIIIIII)

Rikai: HEY! STOP IT!!

Iori: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Iori: After I finally washed it too!! Enough!! I’ll do it!!

(Clothesline toppling over)

(More noises of violence and destruction)

(PIIIIIIIIIII PIPIPIPIIIIII)

Iori: HIEEEEEEEEEEEH!!

(The living room being in complete shambles)

(Iori clutching his headà

Iori: Aaaa….!! aaaaahghjjhf… !!!

Rikai: What do you think you’re all doing! How do you plan on dealing with causing Iori-san more trouble than it’s worth!

Rikai: Okay, do it all over from the beginning!

Iori: Haaah~!?

Rikai: I can’t believe it, geez~

Iori: Wait, Rikai-kun! It’s seriously fine!!!

Rikai: Iori-san, by all rights housework is something everyone ought to do.

Rikai: And despite that we depend on you to the point everyone has become incapable of lifting a finger.

Iori: No that’s not it! Although Rikai-kun might be right here! 

Rikai: …? Of course I am, what would I be if not?

Iori: Nothing went well!? Don’t you realize I’m the one that keeps things going smoothly here!

Iori: I’m sorry but YOU’RE the one that’s the biggest nuisance here!

Rikai: EEEH!?

Rikai: ….! Eh, I am….???

(Everyone on the floor dying from hunger)

Sarukawa: Io, food…

Terra: I’m starving…

Fumiya: Gonna die…

Iori: That’s right, what should I make

Sarukawa: Fried rice…

Iori: Okay!

Terra: Pizza…

Amahiko: Fried oysters…

Iori: Leave it to me!

Ohse: Sorry, anything is fine

Fumiya: Custard pudding….

Iori: Roger wilco! I’ll make it at once! Hold on a little longer!

(Iori making food at an amazing speed)

The five of them: Woah! Thanks! You saved me! Amazing! What a slave!

Rikai: ….

(Rikai down in the dumps)

Rikai: …..

(Sound of knocking on the door)

Rikai: Yes?

(Door opens)

Rikai: Tora-san? You’re still…

(Torahime clapping)

Torahime: Man~ Well done Rikai-san, you were amazing.

Rikai: …Eh?

Torahime: No matter how much you think you’re in the right, it’s not something you can normally say to others in their face.

Torahime: I believe that kind of bravery is magnificent

(Rikai looking a little happy)

Rikai: …Not at all

Torahime: Ah, that’s right. I did as you said and properly talked to my girlfriend.

Rikai: Oh, really now!

Torahime: Everything went well.

Torahime: It’s thanks to you teaching me all about what is the right thing to do, you have my gratitude.

Rikai: No, no, don’t mention it! Either way I am glad, I wish nothing but the best for both of you!

Torahime & Rikai: Ahahaha… ahaha…!

(Torahime talking with Nakagami on the phone)

Torahime: (Sensei, there’s one person we might win over to our side.)

Rikai: Okaaay, let’s do our best! Righteousness is glorious!

Rikai: Rikai-oniisan won’t back down!

Torahime: (It’s Kusanagi Rikai)

Torahime: (...Heheheh)