#cheapheat

[sychosid]

oc asks uhm. noel owns tarantulas and theyre all named after the golden girls. christian hates them like ecause theyre giant spiders but hesitantly supports them because noel likes them. one time one molted while noel was out of town and christian thought he killed one of the tarnatulas and cried.

GOLDEN GIRL TARANTULAS!!!!!!!!!! obsessed

also he would cry. he'd have a whole speech ready, be ready to be like "I fucked up something happened" and Noel's just like "aw neat she molted :)"

[vicekings]

If you get this, answer with three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs! anon or not, doesn't matter, lets get to know the person behind the blog <3

ooooo uhhhhhhhhh. Okie dokie

- I used to play hockey (defenseman) as a kid until it got too expensive to keep playing so I switched to doing after school drama which was significantly cheaper

- I graduated my college course for animation despite being garbage at actually animating and realizing a year and a half into a two year program that I couldn’t see myself ever being able to work in industry. Thankfully it wasn’t a waste of two years bc it did get me in a position to shift over into my current field, which is graphic design

- I currently work full-time, do classes in the evening once a week, and freelance in my spare time. It is. Very tiring. Rewarding, but tiring.

[himbos-hotline]

🥰 On a scale of 1-10, how romantic are they? Are they a more reserved and do-don't-say person, or are they over the top with flowers, dates and affection?

chuckie was very romantic in a casual way sorta thing. Flowers randomly one day or doing tasks I couldnt do medically, caring for me when I was in flareups. Little things that build up to be the most romantic things he could do. When we first started dating, he would do the big overwhelming geastures to impress me which I thought was silly in a cute way because just existing next to him was and still is impressive. In the end it was small things like making each other waffles and cutting up strawberries, dancing in the kitchen. Little things like that ya know?

[officialchristiancagebbgirlblog]

@rcedge @cheapheat @crush-hour just listen to Christian’s laugh it’s so cute

[wrestler-smash-or-pass]

Weekly Wrapup 1/14/24

Top five smashable wrestlers this week:

Hikaru Shida - 89.7% smash

Jon Moxley (CZW Era) - 82.3% smash

Lita - 76.8% smash

Jey Uso - 74% smash

Abadon - 67.7% smash

More stats under the cut, along with my observations, commentary, and some of my favorite tags...

Bottom five smashable wrestlers this week:

Charlie Dempsey - 22.1% smash

Marko Stunt - 30.7% smash

Mark Andrews - 35.5% smash

Nick Jackson - 40.0% smash

Timothy Thatcher - 46.5% smash

Most total votes this week (most enthusiasm)

Nick Jackson - 408 votes

Matt Jackson - 375 votes

Jon Moxley (CZW Era) - 344 votes

Abadon - 297 votes

Jey Uso - 277 votes

And least total votes this week (least enthusiasm)

Mark Andrews - 183 votes

Bad Dude Tito - 210 votes

Sherri Martel - 214 votes

Timothy Thatcher - 215 votes

Lita - 220 votes

The closest poll was Bad Dude Tito, who lost 102-108.

Top Ten Overall

Kris Statlander - 91% smash

Athena - 90.2% smash

Hikaru Shida - 89.7% smash

Minoru Suzuki (Young Variant) - 88.7% smash

Swerve Strickland - 88.3% smash

Hangman Adam Page - 86.4% smash

Bianca Belair - 86.4% smash

Hikuleo - 86.0% smash

Jon Moxley (AEW Era) - 84.8% smash

Rhea Ripley - 84.2% smash

Bottom Ten Overall

Vince McMahon - 3.9% smash

Kane (Corporate variant) - 10.1% smash

Miracle Violence Connection - 11.8% smash

Triple H (Terra Ryzing variant) - 18.6% smash

Charlie Dempsey - 22.1% smash

The Boogeyman - 22.6% smash

Brock Lesnar - 23.2% smash

Marty Scurll - 23.8% smash

Ranjin Singh - 24.7% smash

Ink Inc. - 25.0% smash

Top Women Overall

Kris Statlander - 91% smash

Athena - 90.2% smash

Hikaru Shida - 89.7% smash

Bianca Belair - 86.4% smash

Rhea Ripley - 84.2% smash

Bottom Women Overall

Carmella - 47.8% smash

Julia Hart (Cheerleader Variant) - 49.8% smash

Sherri Martel - 63.1% smash

Aubrey Edwards - 66.1% smash

Sonya Deville - 70.1% smash

Top Men Overall

Minoru Suzuki (Young Variant) - 88.7% smash

Swerve Strickland - 88.3% smash

Hangman Adam Page - 86.4% smash

Hikuleo - 86.0% smash

Jon Moxley - 84.8% smash

Top Tag Teams

The Golden Lovers - 80.4% smash

Best Friends - 66.7% smash

Motor City Machine Guns - 65.5% smash

Young Bucks - 43.8% smash

Ink Inc. - 25% smash

Average Smash Rating

Week 1: 52.7% Week 2: 57.7% Week 3: 54.4% Week 4: 62.9% Week 5: 58.4% Week 6: 55.9% Week 7: 59.6% Week 8: 56.7%

Some fun stuff happened for this week. The community did its best to rally around poor Nick Jackson. Unfortunately, that wasn't enough to get him over the 50% smash mark. However, he received the sixth most votes out of all the polls so far. He just also received the second most pass votes out of all the polls (second only to Vince McMahon back in week 2). Meanwhile, Matt received the ninth most total votes, but he came in at 59.2% smash.

The apple fell pretty far from the tree for nepo baby Charlie Dempsey. For those who aren't aware, he's William Regal's son. William Regal's vote was 65.6% smash, while Charlie Dempsey's result was 22.1% smash. Maybe he'll grow up and get more smashable over time. These polls do seem to trend toward Sexualizing That Old Man. Someday I'm gonna use this data to make some charts, and one of them is gonna be wrestler age vs smash rating.

And now for some of my favorite tags and comments

@angelkitty32001 on Mox: #i would run through walls for twink era mox

@beefyandbloody on Matt Jackson: #he's got nice hair and tits and puppy eyes i am smashing Gently because he looks like a sensitive young man

@scissormedaddyass on Matt Jackson: #judging by his lack of reciprocity in pokemon go i KNOW it would be extremely unsatisfying#but i need to pull this man’s hair so badly

@schmidtho on Matt Jackson: #my instinct is smash but if HES a brat and IM a brat then who’s taming this this????

@daphne-minor on Nick Jackson: I bet all y’all pass people regret your vote now that Nick looks like an Italian porn gangster who sells counterfeit LSD at playgrounds

@cheapheat on Marko Stunt: #not very attractive to me unfortunately also the youth pastor thing seals it#I hope they canonize killswitch eating him though

@pavlovean on Jey Uso: #i love jey uso with all of my heart#but less like an object of romantic or sexual affection and more like a pathetic sopping wet kitten i found on the streets#nevertheless i would smash if given the chance

Honorable mention to EVERYONE who reblogged Nick Jackson and did their best to rally others to their cause.

[opulentrage]

got tagged by the lovely @trentreznorgf to list five of my favorite albums and have you guys vote on which fits my vibe best !

tagging @scopophil, @cheapheat, @slapfool, @spinebuster, and anyone else who feels like playing along :]

[alonetogether]

christian cage x noel (oc) for @cheapheat / comm info

[psychiclounge]

@cheapheat tagged me to list my 5 favorite songs rn <3 in no particular order,

the magician - blood ceremony

not too soon - throwing muses

you and whose army? - radiohead

cup of wonder - jethro tull

just as the day was dawning - big business

uhhhhh @horrorvampirebatbite @wrackofflesh @halfmeltedwaxfigurethatkillsyou @imissanthonybourdain @isthesun @fioras-resolve @tellings ? and anyone who sees this and wants to do it. tee hee

[sputnikodin]

tagged by @idcutmyarmsoff to post my 5 fave songs recently -- good timing cuz i've gotten into music again

in no particular order

alice deejay - better off alone

SOPHIE - immaterial

xiu xiu - apistat commander

biosphere - shortwave memories

this set by d.dan

tagging if u would like to do it: @taricha @rcedge @spectrogenic @cheapheat @ispyspookymansion

[heelhausen]

🎉 📝🌺 :-3

🎉 Tell us some fun facts about your newest selfship!

God so. I’ve got so many different versions of Crash at this point that I need to start separating them out into different AU verses to keep ‘em together in my head lol. But. The butler stipulation acquisition AU is my latest tomfuckery, so we’ll go with some fun facts from that one.

- Roman initially realized he kinda had a “thing” for Crash during the Crash vs Solo Sikoa “No DQ/Bloodline Rules” match. He literally came to the realization that he found Crash hot as he was actively watching the poor bastard get the shit beaten out of him by Solo for a solid 45min while completely refusing to fall down or give up. Roman hadn’t understood why Triple H said they’d need an extra half hour of airtime for the Solo v. Crash match. He understands now.

- Roman will read comments on his TikToks to Crash just to hear his reaction. The first time Roman read a comment out loud, Crash didn’t realize that he was doing and looked at him with such exhaustion in his eyes and just went “you can’t be saying that tribal chief.” It made Roman laugh so hard he nearly threw up.

- Crash adheres to the “driver picks the music” rules, which has led to him infecting Roman with his batshit insane taste in music. They will be vibing to a playlist that goes from Czech hyperpop to 90s country to the golden oldies to literally just the Fallout New Vegas soundtrack for the entire drive. meanwhile Heyman will be in the back seat drafting his final will and testament.

📝 Give us a piece of a WIP involving your F/O (writing, art, etc.)

Oough so. Current progress on the merman and selkie art is this:

🌺 How do you and your F/O cuddle?

Curled up together on the couch, both half-falling asleep during the movie but neither willing to get up and actually turn it off. The remote was knocked off the arm rest an hour ago, but Crash has a hand idly playing with Roman’s hair and Roman is NOT getting up while his hair is getting played with. And Crash is not moving Roman off of him to grab the remote because for once Romans just let his brain shut off and relax, and Crash is gonna make sure that he gets all the rest he needs.

[sychosid]

hey d. do you . wanna draw. noel. *blushes*.

awful (affectionate)

[vicekings]

hi. assign me another evil old man (or whoever you think i would enjoy) <3

kit my friend kit i am giving u one of my most special indie boys. LG Logan Green, ref turned wrassler, who's entrance music is Royals by Lorde and who served so hard at Capital Clash IV that I instantly stanned. here's some pics + the match i got to watch live that was so fucking funny

[himbos-hotline]

🎶 - What’s your f/o’s favorite music genre?

loud music, something thats bouncy and kinda overwhelming. Stuff with drums. but were both very much "we'll listen to everything and anything" kinda boys

[officialchristiancagebbgirlblog]

@cheapheat @tacodemuerte these pit pics are for you babes 💋 enjoy

[my-names-legion]

I'm laughing, my dash is doing things tonight @bratchristiancage @cheapheat

[rcedge]

@cheapheat You good man