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akitochuu · 5 days ago
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Oh a new cookie oc- wait, ME???
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This tanuki wandered across earthbread simply to try to find their friends but ended up finding something... Better? @butterflypeachgrove
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sillysymbol · 1 year ago
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criminal clownery characters edibilty rating
carni: 6/10. now, the thing is that one one hand i think she could taste very good. her color pallete can be so delectable at times! like a delicious strip of sour candy. two negatives. 1) the yellow on her is certainly not lemon. it is so banana. and i dont like banana. 2) she might be taffy. shivers. which i dont like. but these are personal, so like, objectively? 8/10.
trill: 5/10. hm. reminds me more of a drink than anything. but i could certainly see something here. as much as i love cool colors they dont tend to look incredibly tasty to me. but again, i can see something here that is delicious. as some sort of fancy desert i think thaat could also be interesting....
pirplexia: 8/10. the yellow here is WAY more lemon to me. i like that better. i cant actually tell you exactly why i think he tastes good. something baout her reminds me of a snowcone though. which is funny, i dont like those! but i could eat her. also checkers are delicious as ever.
prince: 4/10 he would genuinely make me sick to eat but i would scarf his bitch ass down in 4 minutes the 4 in 4/10 stands for 4 minute consumption
shirley: 7/10 giggle. i actually dont see many things that are quite her shade of blue. so its hard ot have a refference but she looks really good. i wish i was a vampire i. hm. i cant think of any normal way to finish this sentence but if she was an inedible goop i would be so tempted every day i look at her to gobble it down and go to the ER.
babs: 10/10 the reason i made this list holy fucking shit. get over hereeeee oh my goddddd. she could 100% give me some sort of stomach sickness but holy shit she looks so delectable like a red slurpee i am so hungry. i am soooooo hungry. why did i eat so little of my LUNCH goddamn it.
miles: 7.5/10 grape otterpop ranking
daisy: 6/10 ok so i wasnt sure at first. but. wafer cookie of some sort..... i do like those but not ever as violently as i expect... whatever. lovely. if shes banana she loses one point. i litterally love bananas on their own they call me mr ape because i love them but banana flavoring? ew. my point is i like them
myratings,
this is beauitful. thank you chalko
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dandy-badger · 3 years ago
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I wanted to practice chibi work, and painting food. So I drummed up a theme chibi real quick.
Shylin likes baking, especially sweets, so I threw this together rq for her!
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otterandterrierwrites · 5 years ago
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{Hungry hearts} XI. Chowder and fortune cookies
A/N: Hungry Hearts is back! This is my loose interpretation of the March prompt at @hanleiachallenge​: luck. It’s set during the EU novel Razor's Edge by Martha Wells, one of my favourites. I’ve always wanted to write something set in this little getaway. I'm thinking there might be one more chapter set on Hoth before ESB, then we'd move to the trip to Bespin very briefly and then jump to post RotJ, but I'm open to suggestions!
also on Ao3 // FFN
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From the main hold, Chewie growled that there was food now but there wouldn't be for much longer so everyone better hurried up. Han rolled his eyes at the threat as he wiped the worst of the grime off his hands and face before taking a quick detour to the 'fresher. Like the big fuzzball would ever let the princess starve.
He ran into Her Worship herself on his way out of the cabin as she waited for her turn to wash her hands, Threepio tottering behind her. Thankfully, the usually oblivious droid marched on.
'Excited to see what he brought this time?' Han asked, dawdling by the open hatch.
'So far, yes,' Leia said from the 'fresher, 'although I'm a bit concerned he might start to push it soon, you know? Raise the stakes?'
'Oh yeah, I hear ya. That's definitely a concern.'
She raised an eyebrow as she joined him back in the corridor. 'Thanks, that makes me feel better.'
'Well, hey, he's never fed me anything I couldn't keep down,' he reassured her.
'Has anyone ever told you you're possibly the worst motivational speaker in the galaxy?'
The smell that greeted them as they gathered around the Dejarik table told them that, once again, Chewie had hit the mark.
They had taken a short time away from the hustle and bustle of the Rebel Alliance's fleet, hoping that the crew of the Aegis —a gunship of surviving Alderaanians who had turned to piracy after the planet's destruction—would rendezvous with them to join the cause. Two days ago, the Millennium Falcon had landed on a small trading port in Wroona, one of the Alliance's message drop points, and waited.
Han was very much okay with that. After the craziness of their last mission—nearly blown to space dust by Imperials, fighting a killer mining droid, being captured by a sadistic Lorddian pirate, nearly blown to space dust by the Imps again , all in the span of a couple days—he thought a vacation was long overdue. They couldn't go out sightseeing, or motosurfing, but he was happy to just spend some time not being shot at. Leia had probably figured that out when she'd asked him and Chewie to come with her. That, and the fact that they didn't have any duties lined up, since they were not part of the Alliance.
Chewie had taken out three round styrofoam containers out of a bag and set them on the small checkered table.
'[I hope you like Wroonian seafood chowder,]' he told them as Han and Leia slid onto the bench. '[You can go get food yourselves next time if you don't.]'
The creamy broth had chunks of frella fish and shucked nyorks with diced vegetables, and it was so delicious that nobody was in any hurry to relieve the Wookiee of his food-picking duties.
'Gotta love sea ports,' Han commented between mouthfuls. 'It could be the poorest, murkiest place, but they'll know their seafood.'
'[Oh yeah? Here I thought you would never forget about Venonduri,]' Chewie said with a titter, making Han moan with chagrin.
'What happened?' Leia asked, looking between the two friends.
'Not a story you wanna hear at lunch, Princess, trust me.'
Leia made a face. 'Oh. Got it.'
'But Princess Leia, perhaps it would be useful to know more about Venonduri!' Threepio chimed in. 'What if we visit it in the future?'
'We'll just refrain from ordering any seafood, Threepio,' Leia told him seriously, making Han and Chewie laugh.
Leia seemed to be in good spirits so far, but Han wondered how much that would last if the Aegis failed to show up today again. He knew she would act like it was no big deal in front of everyone else, but it'd be eating at her inside that she had personally failed to sway them over to her cause. Han was good at being the subject of Leia's disappointment in that department.
At least they had come to an unspoken truce after their trip to Odona, although that was another thing Han didn't know for how long it would hold. That mission, just the two of them scouting the planet's unpredictable polar continent as a potential new base, had also been kind of a mess. Not only had that one featured multi-eyed monsters and old acquaintances with a grudge, but Odona had turned out to be non-viable for the base. Also, he and Leia had snapped at each other most of the time. That wasn't anything new; they had been snapping at each other since the moment they had met—but then, for a while, they hadn't, or not as seriously and constantly, at least, and it had been nice. Then they started doing it again, but things were different from what it had been like in the beginning, and their fights took longer to digest, and while they did, they corroded Han's insides a bit, like acid. It wasn't like he set out to fight with her, either, but that's where they seemed to land anyway.
Han knew where this ended if they chose the alternative to fighting. He'd been there a couple of times, and sworn he never would again.
'We certainly don't get much fresh fish these days,' Leia said with a sigh then, dabbing her mouth with a paper napkin.
'We can get some before we go,' Han offered. 'It'll keep for one meal at least, for when we get back.'
'Oh, I could ask but I don't think they will clear an expense like that. Fresh fish for the whole fleet… that's not going to be cheap.'
Han frowned. Who said anything about fish for the fleet?
'Right. I wasn't—never mind. Fish ain't that expensive here, Princess, especially if you buy in bulk. Wouldn't hurt to ask.'
After lunch, Leia went back to her work followed by Threepio, Chewie to his tinkering (he always found something to "improve" on the Falcon ), and Han decided it was a good time to delete outdated and damaged files in the ship's navicomputer, a task he always thought he should do one day but never really wanted to. An hour later, he was bored out of his mind.
Getting up from his chair, he stretched his arms up with a groan. He took the long way back to the main hold, peeking into the crew quarters as he passed by. No sign of Leia there. She was not working in the communal area, either, but he did find C-3PO uttering suggestions nobody had asked for. That was weird: Leia had brought him along to help her with work and kept the droid with her at all times. Even though Han knew she grew tired of his constant chatter sometimes, she had promised him and Chewbacca that Threepio wouldn't get in their way.
As Han walked in, he caught the droid jumping back as Chewie roared in annoyance from inside a maintenance hatch.
'Oh dear, there is no need to get so worked up, Chewbacca,' Threepio said. 'I was merely saying—'
'Goldenrod,' Han interrupted, 'd'you know where's Leia?'
'Why, yes. The Princess said she was going out to get some fresh air.'
Alarms set off in Han's brain. 'Outside?'
'That is correct. She said not to worry, she would stay quite close to the freighter.'
'Yeah, alright. Better go check on her anyway.' Thinking it would be better for all if he kept his friend from tearing off the droid's arms during this trip, Han said, 'Are you any good with computers, Goldenrod?'
He didn't have to worry: Leia was sitting on the dock just outside the Falcon , the pant legs of her jumpsuit rolled up as she dipped her feet in the water. She was leaning back on her elbows, basking in the sun, and when Han walked closer, he realized she had her eyes shut and a peaceful look on her face. Despite himself, his stomach felt as if he'd skipped a step, and for a moment he just stood there, staring at Leia.
She rarely looked that relaxed and content, seemingly free of worries, of pain. Anyone who walked by could have mistaken her for a regular crew member, catching a bit of sunlight before rocketing back to the stars and to the next port. Not a princess. Not a survivor, an enemy of the Empire, a rebel leader. Just a young woman enjoying the sea.
She deserves this , Han thought, even though he generally didn't think much about who deserved what because he knew the galaxy didn't work that way. What he could do was grant her the solitude she had sought out, though, so he stepped back. He didn't think a single board had creaked under his boots, but it wasn't the first time Leia's hearing appeared to be better than most humans. She opened her eyes and turned her head to look at him.
'Is everything okay?' she asked, sitting up straight. Han knew what she was hoping to hear.
'Yeah. Sorry, didn't mean to get in your way.'
'You're not,' Leia told him. Her shoulders sagged a little before she leaned back and closed her eyes again. 'Come here and take your boots off, the water is so lovely.'
'Uh, if you're sure.'
Boots and socks were ditched, and Han joined Leia on the dock, pulling up his trousers. The coolness of the water felt wonderful on his bare feet; it was no wonder it had been enough to make Leia at ease.
'Oh hey, Chewie got us these,' he said, suddenly remembering. From one of his vest pockets, he took out two crisp-looking cookies and handed one to Leia. She gave the treat a small, delighted smile.
'Fortune cookies. I haven't had one of these in years.' She took the wrapper off the folded wafer and tucked it in her pocket, then looked expectantly at Han. 'Go on, let's crack it together.'
Han held the cookie between his thumb and index fingers and broke it, catching the crumbs in his other hand. He pulled out a thin strip of flimsi from the wreckage. As he cleared his throat, Leia cried, 'Wait, wait!' and covered his fortune with her hand.
'I'll read yours and you read mine,' she said at his confused look. Han had never heard of people doing it that way, but he swapped with her. Leia nodded for him to go on.
'"You will take a pleasant journey to a place far away",' Han read. He looked at the view around them, then raised his eyebrows at Leia. 'I think this prediction came a little late.'
'Maybe it's talking about my upcoming expedition to Hoth.'
'Oh no. Please tell me you're jokin', Princess,' Han begged.
'Better start airing those warm layers, flyboy. Okay, now yours.' Leia cleared her throat and squared her shoulders, looking at him for a few seconds with a pretend air of wisdom. '"You may want to run, but you should stay and fight."'
There was a pause.
'What?' Han watched her face, and caught her tell: a subtle flaring of her nostrils that meant she was bluffing. He narrowed his eyes at her. 'That what it says, huh?'
He dove to wrest the strip of flimsi out of Leia's hand; she shrieked and pushed a hand against his chest, and they struggled for several seconds until Leia gave it up. She laughed, her cheeks red from the effort. The last time she had blushed that badly, they had been crammed in the Aegis ' refresher, the only place that had been private enough for them to discuss sensitive information. He hadn't been very relaxed, either, as the warmth of their bodies had made the tiny hiding place suffocating. In spite of the uncertainty and danger of their situation, it had been near impossible not to follow the trail of a drop of perspiration down her collar, the movement of her lips as she talked, the curve of her falling braid as it fell on her shoulder. He had been nearly jumping out of his skin with the increasing need to kiss her, to touch her.
Realizing he had been staring at her for too long, he looked away as Leia brushed some wisps of hair behind her ear, and read his fortune aloud.
'"Enjoy yourself while you can".' Han frowned and looked at Leia again. 'That sounds like a threat.'
She shrugged, popping a piece of cookie into her mouth.
'Should have stuck with mine.'
'Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't ya?' Han muttered. He picked apart his wafer, the tiny printed messages still clutched in one hand. Out of the corner of his eye, he watched as Leia finished the rest of hers, swinging her feet in the clear water.
It had been three years since a farmboy and an old wizard had hired him for discrete passage to Alderaan. Where would he be now if he hadn't taken that gig? Dead, if he hadn't managed to get anything else to pay off his debt. Even if he had, Jabba would have dropped him anyway, as he was not in the way of giving second chances. Then he would have looked for jobs somewhere else, gone back to his old haunts. Made new friends that he wouldn't trust as far as he could throw them. Found someone to warm his bed at night, someone who wouldn't care that he didn't care one way or another to overthrow the Empire. He could have kept doing what he had been doing for the rest of his life.
But he had met Luke, and he had met Leia, and no matter how hard he'd tried—although, if he was honest with himself, which he wasn't, he had not even tried that hard to forget about them and leave them behind. And he didn't exactly hate the Rebellion—the pay was basically nothing, there were people who didn't like him much, and as the latest mission had proved, it wasn't free of backstabbers—but he had to admit it felt good to stick it to the Empire. It gave him a purpose like he hadn't had in a long time.
Mothma had offered him a colonelship some time ago. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad to quit the games and take it. He'd have to ask Chewie before he made any decisions, but he knew how that conversation would go.
It would be one hell of a peace treaty, for him and Leia. It would be one more gamble.
For now, Han lay back on the dock and closed his eyes, soaking in the sun's warmth. He would enjoy himself, while he could.
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oreoreviewsforfun · 8 years ago
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Oreo Review: Do I really have to do two in one night edition Chocolate Strawberry I will be honest, I am not looking forward to eating these because Berry flavored oreos and I have a checkered past, but I must do what I do.  The open package smells faintly of strawberry flavoring and a hint of chocolate.  It's kind of like opening a box of those Neapolitan wafer cookies.  The cookies are the classic chocolate cookie with a chocolate creme fill- Oh my! A little surprise pink(?) bit is hiding in the middle.  That's cute.  As for the taste, its chocolate with a defiant ping of fake strawberry flavoring.  Its not bad, but it's definitely less romantic than the real deal.  Don't feed me these in bed! (Think of all the crumbs!) 5/10
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akitochuu · 24 days ago
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Peaches GRRRRRRR WHEN I GET YOU!!!
@butterflypeachgrove
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