#chella man crackship

[gomezisabellas]

chella man & jordan fisher gif manip

[orionszz]

𝗠𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗲𝗹 𝗘𝘃𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝗕𝗲𝗵𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗮 𝗠𝗮𝗻

[crackshipandcrap]

4 x Chella Man & Keiynan Lonsdale  (suggested @everylittlekissofyou )

gifs makers: chellamen , ahozier & ellenhelpsrps

[thebluelemontree]

Hey! First of all: I love your blog & meta. Second; do you have any other ASOIAF ships you like other than Sansan ( like Gendrya and J/B) & why?

Thanks!  Definitely Gendrya and JB.  My ships just tend to be canon ships.  Maybe that doesn’t make me very creative, but I really just like seeing why people click.  For the most part, I think George is pretty good about making sure his pairings have shared core values, they grow and change each other.  He also gives them internal conflicts to overcome.  There’s value in the relationship whether they wind up together or not.

How could I not like JB when it’s another twist on the BatB theme?  My hope for TWOW is that we see Jaime and Hyle Hunt actually have a legit rivalry for Brienne’s affections.  A sort of do over from the fake courtship at Renly’s camp.  I’m not really rooting for Ser Hyle (I do hope LS doesn’t hang the doofus), but he just might be what Jaime needs to finally act on his feelings.    

While Arya is struggling with trying to forget her true identity, it’s Gendry that’s keeping the porch light on, waiting for her to come home.  They both care about fairness and justice for the smallfolk, but ever since he found out she was Arya Stark he’s been plagued with insecurities.  It pisses him off when Arya suggests he could come back to Winterfell and smith for her family, not realizing that Gendry is acutely aware that her family would never allow them to have such a familiar relationship.  He’s finally found someone he connects with then he’s knocked back down by class boundaries.  IIRC, it’s Lem that says he can find work smithing in any lord’s castle, but Gendry chooses to stay with the BwB and smith for them.  For the first time in his life, he’s being offered a choice of what he wants to do.  What he really wants is to be a knight (he’s made his own helm and making his own sword).  He’s hoping Beric can do that for him one day.  Arya views this as another rejection and abandonment from her little pack of Gendry and Hot Pie.  But I think it’s significant that Gendry is trying to raise himself up a bit more, despite all his resentment towards the noble class.  Anyway, their spat hardly matters when the Hound steals her away.  He’s staying close to the inn at the crossroads where Arya was last sighted.  There’s still blood stains on the floor from the fight with the Mountain’s men.  He’s heard the stories of the Saltpans and he must be imagining the very worst.  He’s living with Arya’s ghost and hoping she’ll come back.  Now Brienne is with the BwB and perhaps can train him, tell him about his parentage, and what she knows happened to Arya.

Let’s see, there’s also Jon and Val.  I don’t know why there isn’t more Jon and Val shipping because they flirt a lot on page.  He’s definitely attracted to confident women that can teach him a thing or two.  Jon thinks she’s beautiful and has thought about marrying her, having a child with her.  He’s already “stolen” her, but Jon You-Know-Nothing Snow doesn’t realize it... again!  They are working together to save as many people as they can from the Others.  He thinks Ghost and Val “belong together.”  He respects her and entrusts her with an important mission to find Tormud.  If she had failed to return, Stannis would have likely executed Jon.  There’s just so much potential there, but we just don’t know what’s going to happen to post resurrection Jon.  But she is the most similar to Queen Nymeria on page than any other character.  What she and Jon are doing mirrors Nymeria and Mors Martell with the Rhoynish integration into Dorne. 

Well I do have one crackship and I mentioned this before:  Myranda Royce and Timmett One-Eye.  Myranda’s been quite disappointed in love and (my theory) the reason why Lady Anya rejected her as a bride for Harry the Heir is because she’s a big girl.  In TWOW sample, Harry dumped Cissy, the mother of his first child because she gained weight during pregnancy.  His reaction is unequivocally fatphobic.  Lady Anya arranged for Cissy to marry one of her household guards.  Because it would be political and social suicide for her family to arrange a marriage for her future high lord with a wife he would find ugly, Lady Anya rejects the suit.  That’s why Myranda takes it so personally why she’s so hurt by Harry the Arse.  Now her father is threatening to marry her to an unwanted suitor (like Uthor Shett or Ossifer Lipps) just to be rid of her.  Notice that she’s looks to a strong man like Lyn Corbray for a husband, but alas, she doesn’t have the right plumbing for him.  Timmett, like Val, is a bit different for a wildling.  He’s slightly more sophisticated than Shagga or Chella.  There’s a theory that he’s the son of the Waynwood daughter that was stolen by Burned Men on her way to marry a Bracken.  I have absolutely no proof of this happening, but I’m kinda low key hoping that Sansa remembers Timmett from his time in KL and is able to broker a kind of peace deal in the Vale.  Perhaps Timmett would like to be introduced to her spirited, chestnut-haired friend.  Or maybe he just steals her.  lol I told you it was crackship!