Bsd men with a childish s/o:
Sypnosis: how they go on with their day with you :333
Genre: crack, low key fluff
Warnings: mention of roblox, McDonald's, LOADS of blasting stuff, torturing Mexican man, war flashbacks
Dazai-
• one word, power couple (more like powerblasting the agency every couple of hours)
• he absolutely loves your childish demeanor, like bro you saw how he acts? He gives undeveloped 22 year old man and so do you🙃
•anyways he actually enjoys your company, your cute little childish acts and stuff
• ex: blasting the electricity cables of Yokohama, drawing silly little Sanrio doodles everywhere, going ":3"after cutely making the enemy go insane etc.
•honestly he would definitely take you to the playground instead of a fancy restaurant 😘👍
•probably swings with you on the swings •"Couple found playing in a children's playground before getting hit in the anal by lighting"
•bro he would go with your childish and stopid tactics😰😰😰
• "omg let's make a paper boat and ride it down the river😍😍🤩😘😘🥰" "anything for you babygorilla😏😈😈😈😽😼"
•like seriously though the agency actually worries, not for dazai but for when he gaslights you with a lollipop into committing double-plugging each other off
•he still enjoys your childish antics, you would go with a cute Lil face doing dumb stuff and he will just watch you with soften eye
•anyways you two have matching energy but unless your in real danger he's not saving you... He's joining you😰😰😨
Chuuya-
•hahh....
•he's so done with you
•you would act so silly and chilly that's he's gonna get literally WAR flashbacks (dazai I am lookin at you and your little lighter🤨🤨
•when ever he took you to McDonald's you would ask the employee for extra sauce and he would ask "why would you want extra sau- AND WHY ARE WE IN MCDONALD'S ORDERING HAPPY Meals????!!!" *slurps down every sauce packet* "it's for the toy, chuuya"
•he totally not traumatized by your tactics <33
•poor chuuya he just wants to have a nice romantic bath with you and there you are with rubber ducks and balls everywhere
•"darling Ily but why the hell did you stick rubber ducks on your body with Elmer's glue? 😃" -chuuya probably
•even during hard missions your so unserious😭
•it's scares him how goofy your are during a shooting..... *flashback*
•he wants to put like a dog leash on you so I don't wander off Dora the explorer live action (NO YALL NOT IN THAT Way) •chuuya=🙅 you begging him to buy a children's kitchen set= 💁♀️🔪🍳.
•he genuinely likes your sweet little innocent side
•whenever he's tired of babysit-- I mean taking care of you he takes you to kouyou and goes 🕳️🎢 'bye'
•HELP AUTOMOTIVE BIBI FOGASA STARTED PLAYING-😰😰😰
•he still cares for you especially when you are tired and fell asleep he would carry you to the bedroom and sleep with your head on his shoulder and him giving you a soft smile :)
•just don't remind him of a certain someone.... 🤕
Fyodor-
•he doesn't know why he picked up a street dawg like you
•careful who U call street dog before I leave you on the streets😃
•you and gogol would do stupid stuff in his room, run around playing tag all over his office and there he is with his silly little discord mod on his computer (fyodor please get your rusty ass off from that computer)
•you actually like his goofy cartoon mouse logo and made merch out of his organization 😘😘😘
•"myshka, why are you wearing my organization's shirt and a-" "shhhh- I am promoting your company" "what"
•he's just like chuuya but calmer and is questioning how you can act so carefree while he's brutally torturing a Mexican man
•LEAVE THE MEXICAN MAN ALONE FYODOR-🇲🇽
•still he buys you those kitchen set toys so you won't scream "shimmy shimmy ya" during the Doa meetings😃😃😃
•it's actually kinda sweet bcs of the dynamic you share like-- cold x cheerful
•you begged him to play roblox with you
•"I have work to do" "you can blast people in this game" "..."
•"yadayadaya safusafusafu" -you
•he likes your cheery mess but keep it at an extent before he sends you to the adoption center
•ADOPTION CENTER KINK---
A/N: I am sorry this is bad but it's my first post so please be patient I will start a writing blog with rules and all ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა
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