#chew him up and spit him out

[soaps-mohawk]

The way you write the scenes between Simon and omega and the tension between them feels like Nazareth by Sleep Token. There's the sensuality that implies a sexual relationship, yet at the same time, it could be lethal if not handled properly

Ugh that is so perfect anon I could kiss you 💋

That is them. That is 100% them. You have no idea

[cinnabread]

Is everyone suddenly hot or am I ovulating

[chaosspelledwrong]

GUARDS!!! ADD HIM TO THE BLORBO PILE!!!

[oldshittydog]

im obsessed with him

[dollypopup]

saw a post that was basically like 'Nicola and JB and LT all have done audiobooks which are quick and easy ways for an actor to make some money so why doesn't Luke Newton do it since he has nothing going on?' and I just

1: he DOES have stuff going on? he is still filming Bton? he was at SAG? Boss? Meetings for lord knows how many or what auditions?

2: taking time off is GOOD, actually

and 3: wow, Debra, I DO SO WONDER why an actor who has been outspoken about having dyslexia and how he has had to advocate for himself against ableism in the entertainment industry just for a script reading, let alone a several hundred page novel, might not have a contract for an audiobook. SUCH a conundrum.

[fisheito]

Thinking bout that specific behaviour where someone eats somethign and starts to make a "this is yucky" face and the mom of the group naturally reaches out ezpecting a spitout

[profanepurity]

Humanoid Bill Jump-Scare 👁️ I was inspired by one of the details on the medieval manuscript pages in the book. I just like using halos in my art idk

[willowser]

i feel like touya is the horribly, horribly lovesick kind.

like, i don't think he wants to say his feelings for you out loud, doesn't even want to think about them, really. he's just sort of hoping you wise up and figure out that you're madly in love with him and do something about it yourself.

whenever you two are together and hanging out with friends, he's so fun and crazy touya ! even if it's just as friends ! but if he's hanging out with others without you, he's so—bummer touya: picks on others too much and starts fights just for the sake of fighting and he kind of just sulks in the corner, drinking to himself and wallowing in his misery.

he's also kind of always got someone, an arm he hangs off of so he doesn't look as lonely as he feels. it's never anything serious in his mind; yes, he sleeps in their bed and hangs out with their friends and parties with them and lets himself be held in his sleep.

but if you were to show even an ounce of interest, he'd come running. it's all just for show, someone to spend his time with, so as not to draw too much suspicion when he clings to your back and murmurs jokes in your ear, for the two of you only.

it's all kind of stupid because—keigo tells him this—if you were interested in him, wouldn't having some side-piece keep you from ever voicing it? which is why touya is constantly telling you that it's nothing, that it's just a fling, not serious enough to pay attention to.

and you always tell him, "okay, touya, whatever you say," with a little smile and a roll of your eyes. teasing him in any way pulls him in further, like he thrives on being the reason for a smile to cross your face.

he's sitting much too close to you on the couch, leaning in far enough that he could kiss you, if you wanted. "what?" he grins, too, dimples deep. "you jealous?"

"no," you scoff, reaching a hand up to squeeze his cheeks once before standing to stretch, letting out a tense little groan as your back straightens and pops. "why would i be?"

but touya doesn't answer, only sinks a little further into the couch, watching your sliver of exposed skin disappear as your arms drop, before looking away.

[anacondavise]

listen,,,,, long haired scruffy goth punk means The Absolute Universe to me,,,,,

[vera-keyes]

People who only vote for characters they recognize I rebuke thee

[so-much-for-subtlety]

tomorrow officially starts my 15th year in the “United” States. I’m gonna make a cake. Not to celebrate- I was just gonna make one anyway🥕

[trash-gremlin]

taking the bait wh0o'S Ratchet

me when you take the bait:

ok hes basically my half baked mcu oc this is pretty much all i know about him (this is not coherant): name: ratchet

birth name: kieran smith

lore: was trafficked as a child into the Madripoor (fictional marvel crime country) fighting rings as a child. was a successful fighter (and killer) with a bunch of sponsors before he had even hit puberty. was stolen out of his home (cage) in his early teens and thought he was being rescued from the rings. he was taken to a rogue AIM (advanced idea mechanics - evil biotech company basically) facility where he had black market alien tech fused with his body lol. he also has a built in HUD which i think is pretty cool even if that would have been traumatic asf. anyway the biotech basically gave him an innate knowledge of machinery and how they work and how he can repurpose them to work the way he wants them to. cue a bunch of explosions as he escapes and detonates the rogue facility. he then became a hitman/bounty hunter in Madripoor under the name Ratchet and earned himself quite a reputation for making unstable but highly effective weapons on the fly. he was eventually caught after a failed high profile assassination. ENTERING THUNDERBOTLS* CANON: his trial was halted when valentina gave him an ultimatum between prison or working under her. he chose the latter.

looks: olive skin, sharp features, dark eyes that reflect strangely in the dark. freckles. TOOTH GAP. messy longish hair that he cuts with rusty kitchen scissors while looking in a dirty mirror. wiry lean build, practical muscle but not bulky and quite short (hows that childhood malnutrition working out for you?). has a number identification tattoo from the rings, probably behind his right ear. has a bunch of poorly done tattoos he either did himself or got for cheap. has a bunch of ear piercings (maybe some facial piercings i havnt decided yet). big on the diy aesthetic. mostly wears a white singlet covered in grease stains and cargo pants when hes off duty. on duty basically the same but with steel capped boots, a cropped black jacket with RATCHET on the back, probably has half working led lights along the stitching, goggles, and fingerless gloves. probably has an attachable tablet with a tactical display on his left forearm.

personality: FREAK FREAK FREAK. arrogant smartass seductive violent conniving manipulative dictator. knows exactly what buttons to push to gain the upper hand. keeps a scoreboard on his HUD on his kills, who has crossed him and who has helped him. never forgets a name, sucks at faces tho. doesnt care about collateral damage. probably a masochist. think pre-shimmer jinx levels of unstable. like deadpool but uh.... evil. after his "reform" he no longer kills for money, but for fun. the pr team is working overtime on this fucking guy. probably does hard drugs to relax. likes to get rises out of people. is only allowed to be interviewed if hes in a group and under no circumstances is he allowed to drive (but he does anyway). has a strong disregard for pretty much every law in every country. basically summarised as: likes to kill and doesnt care if he dies in the process.

trivia tidbits: once killed an entire military team sent to apprehend him except for the leader and then mailed to dogtags of his fallen squadron back to him. has a blended french-american accent. listens to pirated music (mostly 80's-90's pop punk) on a homemade mp3 player. built a companion/med bot called 8UD-E (pronounced buddy) which stores a range of injectable "heals" (its either adrenaline, cocaine, or caffeine depending on the situation). 8UD-E communicates in beeps and trills that only ratchet can fully understand. he only ever goes by ratchet, barely even remembers his birth name himself.

in closing: HOLY YAP SESH. im a sucker for a tragic child soldier character, what can i say. ill add him to the list next to alastair and silas.

[three-headed-monster]

NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THAT HE DID THIS FOR ME AND ME ALONE

[monstersdownthepath]

Something I always found weird was Greyon's role in the Asmodean conquest of Hell. a being made from a Divine Mistake. betraying their kind to a god and then being able to vore 512 other Demoguges and Ranas and then just become a Archdevil.

it seems like there should be more bad blood between Asmodeus and the Vestlacs and Asura considering Asmodeus and the devils colonized their land and put them on what was Reservations. it makes me think that this is Greyon's plan and when Asmodeus is weakened. Greyon would spit out the Tyrants to kill him.

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please dont describe geryon's role in the exodus like that

A few things: There is bad blood between the Asura, Velstrac, and Devil population, enough that the velstrac fled to the Shadow Plane and largely make their homes there, where they can practice their art in (relative) peace. However, as time has passed, more and more of them have begun moving back, and they represent a notable portion of the population of Dis (in which they have a special embassy that welcomes "vacationers" to and from the Shadow Plane). They're frequently hired to help torture mortal souls, but many of them have begun taking up more aesthetic jobs in Hell. They are welcome, but many still choose the freedom of the Netherworld due to finding Hell's hierarchies too restrictive and their leaders too boring.

Asura, meanwhile, are seen as "subjugated vassals" in Hell, second class citizens barely worth note so long as they do not break the laws of the land. Given that asura keep to themselves and tend to do little bit sit and meditate for years on end, this arrangement suits them, though it does chafe them; the Ecology of the Asura article found in Adventure Path: Return of the Runelords: Temple of the Peacock Spirit, pg. 68-73 states that the asura that dwell in Hell are 'quietly seething' due to the presence of so many divine figures in their lands but can do little else due to... well, the presence of so many divine figures.

Geryon might be playing the long game, as its layer in Stygia is one of the few places in Hell that asura are wholeheartedly welcomed in, but it's far more realistic that Asmodeus has promised something like undoing all the mistakes that lead to the creation of the asura in the first place and thus erase them as a whole (which they want), or that Asmodeus' fiendish plans for all mortal life in the universe aligned with Geryon's goals enough that it was tempted into service. If one wanted to look at it from another, potentially more problematic angle, there's a very grim parallel which can be drawn about "someone who is part of Group A but who believes in Group B's rhetoric selling out others in Group A to get preferential treatment from Group B." It's in Hell's nature to pull up the ladder behind you once you've climbed to the top, after all, and the asura are very pointedly noted in multiple sources to shamelessly engage in hypocrisy whenever it benefits them.

[faksyan]

Fucked up that they keep making these depressed pathetic men in their labs for me to get obsessed with. fucked up for real.

[queenielacy]

I think Seth is realizing that he was being used this whole time while Roman and Punk got to do things on their own terms and now he’s feeling some type of way but he can’t back down now. He’s got to keep the “company man” thing going but if he could pull a Punk or Roman, he absolutely would.